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Nobody’s Email: Liberal Chick Is …Upset At Michelle Malkin

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Wow….do ya think this liberal ‘chick’ smoked enough dope in her lifetime? Like hey dude…don’t disrespect Mom and Dad Obama. Really…this is some kind of time warp. I’m almost positive I met her at the Grateful Dead Concert in 1969. I have no idea how she has stayed looking so young! And to think: She has FANS.

When did headbands come back in style? What did I miss?

Beam me up Scottie.

And this is what she is upset about. The beautiful and brilliant Michelle Malkin is making fun of her mommy.

Oh…the nerve. It’s a good think Michelle didn’t ask me to be in the video..I’m afraid Liberal Chick would have demanded my arrest.

Kudo’s to Michelle. I hope she makes more…one a week would be nice. I’m not sure Liberal Chick knows what year it is, so it will drive her crazy.

March 2, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , , | 5 Comments

Nobody Gets Email: Minimum Wage

Nobody Gets Email

Is it any wonder that the young blacks are going around raiding malls, and getting in fights, and dropping out of school? (Besides the facts that they don’t have dads to step on thier toes.) Nobody has been hit harder in Obama’s great economic plan, than the young blacks. The fact that Obama wants to raise the minimum wage, to ME means, that they know in Washtington that there are just not going to be middle class paying jobs in America ever again. That’s what happens when the “elites” professors, Congress, and big banks get together to make a “global” economy.

They wanted to use China’s slave labor, and just let our economy die.

Okay, what do I know. Here’s a man who DOES.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

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Fifty years ago, Milton Friedman wrote that the minimum wage would do great damage “To Negroes and Negro youth”. No group is in greater trouble today than them. Now Obama has proposed increasing the minimum wage to $9.00.
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Why not an amendment to his proposal to scale back the wage by 10% a year to help bring youth into the workforce?
$4.50 for age 15
$5.40 for age 16
$6.30 for age 17
$7.20 for age 18
$8.10 for age 19
and then $9.00 for age 20 and above.

It has been said that the minimum wage was created to protect union wages. Isn’t it time to “spread their wealth around? As an employer, wouldn’t you hire a kid for $4.50 where you would leave the job open if you had to pay an adult $9.00?

If this makes sense to you, would you please copy and paste the above into the “contact form” for your Senator and/or Congressman.

March 2, 2013 Posted by | economy | , , , | Leave a comment

Last Word On a Friday: American Zombies Not Welcomed In Canada

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And while Janet Napolitano prepares our police for Zombie attacks: The Canadians are already prepared.

Who says our govenment can’t be the laughing stock of the planet?

Enjoy!

March 1, 2013 Posted by | Canada, humor | , , | Leave a comment

Presidential Slam-Dunk.

Nobody Cares

SO…Did anybody doubt that Obama was going to get his wishes on the “sequester”?

Imagine…a basketball game between Obama and the GOP…Obama basketball 1

“There he goes, Obama is running down the court—he passes the ball to No. 69, Napolitano  as she lets out thousands of Illegal’s to flood the court—the sequester is going beautifully—man look at her go—wait—here comes John Boehner, No. 00 is rushing inside—she passes the ball to Biden, N. 66. What do you think Mark…have you ever seen such teamwork”

“No Bob…this is a game for the record books, they are absolutely slaughtering the GOP’s  I don’t know what happened to that team, but they all have that  “deer in the headlights” look.”

“Wait…look, there’s Jack Nickelson sitting in his usual spot on the side front row seats…and who’s the babe sitting next to him? Why..It’s Michelle Obama! Gee, kids become President and you will get all the babes…”

“Wow—look at that—Joe throws a shotgun down the court to Dennis Rodman. Rodman is looking good today in that little tutu, I don’t know HOW he plays in that but it seems to give him confidence—wait—he fakes a throw and BACK to Obama who turns, spins and throws back to Rodham and Dennis jumps and slam-dunks it into the basket!

Score for Obama’s team!

Okay, if life were a basketball game, we could go home, after the game…but it’s not…and Obama’s game of destroying America never stops.Obama basketball 2

While he continues to demolish the country, and the GOP, he is entrenching himself as the only superstar on the court.

Nobody finds it a coincidence that Obama sent a gay basketball player over to charm Kim Jong Um in North Korea to get him to stop doing nuclear tests. It’s Obama’s  “talk softly and carry a big basketball” approach of foreign policy.

Oh..that should work:

Ending his bizarre trip to North Korea, US basketball star Dennis Rodman called its leader an “awesome guy” and said Kim Jong Un’s father and grandfather were “great leaders”.

Un. “Guess what, I love him. The guy’s really awesome.”

Yesterday Rodman told Kim Jong-Un he has ‘friend for life’, in front of a crowd of thousands during his improbable journey to Pyongyang.Dennis Rodham

Nobody finds that really endearing. They are meant for each other. In the meantime, over here. OUR Kim Jong-Un,  who claimed he wasn’t a dictator is basically telling the Supreme Court to overturn the voters  in one state and make Gay marriage legal..everywhere.

Obama is asked about his administration’s decision to file an amicus brief in the same-sex marriage case now before the Supreme Court. The president’s brief opposes California’s Prop. 8, which outlaws same-sex marriage.

The president is conducting a conversation about the legal mechanisms for making same-sex marriage the law of the land. It’s a very insinuated take on the role of the president versus the role of the court.

We didn’t want Obamacare…too bad.  Slam dunk

We didn’t want amnesty for illegal’s…too bad. Slam dunk

We didn’t want open gays in the military….too bad. Slam dunkObama basketball 3

We didn’t want women sent to the front lines…too bad. Slam dunk.

We didn’t want gay marriage…too bad.  Slam dunk.

We didn’t want higher taxes…too bad.  Slam dunk.

We didn’t want whites to be punished for being whites, and a country divided as it hasn’t been since the Civil War……too bad. Slam dunk.

We didn’t want to send guns to drug lords and jihadists…too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want death panels…too bad. Slam dunk.

Soon we will be saying we didn’t want our guns taken away…too bad. Slam dunk

We didn’t want dangerous prisoners to be released to our streets….too bad. Slam dunk.

We don’t want our babies to be put into state run nanny school…too bad. Slam dunk.Obama basketball 4

We didn’t want Obama to be President for another four years…and a President who gives himself the lone power to kill anyone he wants whenever he wants in secrecy….too bad. Slam dunk.

We didn’t want camera’s on every street and drones over every city…too bad.  Slam Dunk.

Nobody Cares that the game never seems to end. but Woodward is right: We have a madman on the court…

When a “President” sends a gay basketball player to deal with a madman threatening to destroy us with nukes, you could say..the game is almost over.

What will Kim Jong Un send Obama in return?

Nobody Cares.  Obama is too busy slamming us all. 

March 1, 2013 Posted by | Obama, tyranny | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers Florence Nightengale

Nobody Remembers

“How very little can be done under the spirit of fear” Florence Nightengale

Everybody was watching the  retiring Pope today, hoping into his helicopter, and tweeting the millions below him goodbye. His legacy is evidently, not a good one, but then again, the Catholic Church has been full of corruption almost since its beginning. (That’s what happens when you put one god at the top.)

But—while the Pope leaves visions of just a nice old guy going to rest in some nice garden somewhere, I couldn’t help thinking–what don’t we know about him? After all, I found out something today that I never knew about Florence Nightingale.Florence Nightengale

From “The Lady Tasting Tea”

Florence Nightingale a legendary English Victorian figure was a terror to the members of Parliament and the British army generals whom she confronted. There is a tendency to think of her simply as the founder of the nursing profession, a gentle, self-sacrificing giver of mercy. But the real Florence Nightingale was a woman with missions. She was also a self-educated statistician.  One of Nightingale’s missions was to force the British army to maintain filed hospitals and supply nursing and medical care to soldiers in the field. To support her position, she plowed though piles of data from the army files. Then she appeared before a royal commission with a remarkable series of graphs. In them she showed how most of the deaths in the British army during the Crimean War were due to illnesses contracted outside the field of battle or that occurred long after action as a result of wounds suffered in battle but left unattended. She invented the pie chart as a means of displaying her message. When she tired of fighting the obtuse seemingly ignorant army generals she would retreat to the village of Evington.

So, think about that next time you see a pie chart.Pie Chart

Who knew? Not me.

There has always been a belief that men are better at math than women. According to this book, (The Lady Tasting Tea- How Statistics Revolutionized Science in the Twentieth Century by David Salsburg) women have always played a very strong role in statistical sciences.

The Statistical Laboratory and Department of Statistics at Ames, Iowa became one of the most important centers of statistical research in the world. Lots of stuff was delegated to woman, women could be more docile and patient so went the belief and could be depended upon more than men to check and recheck the accuracy of their calculations. A typical picture of the Galton Biometrical Laboratory under Karl Pearson would have Pearson and several men walking around looking at output from the computers or discussing deep mathematical ideas, while all about them rows of women were computing.

So today, Nobody Remembers Florence Nightingale, and the women who did the computing. We need MORE ladies getting into math and less into Beyoncé, don’t you think?Woman and math

 

 

February 28, 2013 Posted by | women | , , , | 8 Comments

“Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall-Who’s the Cleverist Of Them All?”

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The big talk today SHOULD be on the fact that John Kerry is sending 60 million dollars to Syrian fighters while many in our military will be losing their jobs..Bill and Hillary

But it’s not.  Nobody Knows, but Nobody suspects that the Clintons, now that they have gotten all their debts paid off, are now going after Obama.

It’s not only the Republicans that are bickering.

How so?

Let’s go back. Long ago, everyone pretty much hated Richard Nixon…and little is known that it was Hillary Clinton that was one of the lawyers…that helped bring Nixon down. But they couldn’t do it without the Washington Post and Bob Woodard.

And it’s Bob Woodard’s recent remarks about how Obama is acting like a ‘madman’ and that the sequester is Obama’s fault, that got a top official of the white to “threaten” Bob Woodard:Bob Woodard

The official in question is Gene Sperling, economic adviser to the President. The White House has since pushed back, saying the exchange was far more innocuous than Woodward claims.

I hate to say this: But you could say that saying “you will regret this” is hardly sending out a drone. It’s a threat, but do we really believe this hasn’t happened before in the Clinton White House?

How many of Bill Clinton’s past “women” were threatened? Jennifer Flowers for one–in fact, all of them.  Is the fact that Bob Woodard is a icon reporter that makes it more of a crime for the White House to threaten you? We have ALL been threatened daily by this President, what makes Bob Woodward so special?

Here’s the big threat from Gene:

But I do truly believe you should rethink your comment about saying that Potus asking for revenues is moving the goal post. I know you may not believe this, but as a friend, I think you will regret staking out that claim.

Nobody Knows how big a deal that was (really, my neighbors have said worst to me) but when Lanny Davis, a die-hard true blue Hillary cohort in crime, comes out and admits that the Obama White House threatened his editor about his columns, then Nobody sees a pattern here?Obama mirror on the wall

This is nothing new. The White House has been used both during the Clinton years and the Obama years as a very dark and sinister force that will and can destroy your life.

What’s interesting here is that maybe Hillary has now seen that if she is going to pick an X-President as her running mate in 2016, she might as well pick her husband…or a woman.

If all this speculation of my Nobody Mind is true…I have to laugh.

Michelle Obama will still get her own daytime talk TV show. Who knows what will become of Obama? He’ll get sent to the U.N. most probably.

Nobody Knows if the Clintons have anything to do with Bob Woodward but Lanny Davis…?Malificent

You bet. Why did he wait to even report this until now?

“Mirror Mirror on the Wall Who’s the cleverest democrat of them all?”

While watching the Clintons go after Obama will be fun..remember, with the Clinton’s, a Disney ending is all but left in the mirror reflecting the same old hags.

February 28, 2013 Posted by | American Soldiers, Barack Obama, Censorship, Clintons, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Judge Napolitano

Nobody’s Fool

While many of us won’t be effected by the “sequester” coming soon, the ones who do lose their jobs, won’t think it’s a scare tactic at all.

But the Judge, once again, explains in simple English WHY Obama is the one who is putting the most hurt where it need not be, and therefore, could be impeached for intentionally hurting the American people.

I love this guy.

The Judge wins the Nobody’s Fool award…AGAIN.

February 27, 2013 Posted by | economy, Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

GOP Comes Up with New Plan: DUCK!

Nobody Wins

Since the GOP seem eternally helpless in attacking Obama for the “madman” that he is (According to Bob Woodward today), they’ve come up with a fantastic idea!

Why…just give the President more power! (Politico) Mitch McConnell

Days before the March 1 deadline, Senate Republicans are circulating a draft bill that would cancel $85 billion in across-the-board spending cuts and instead turn over authority to President Barack Obama to achieve the same level of savings under a plan to be filed by March 8.

The five- page document, which has the tacit support of Senate GOP leaders, represents a remarkable shift for the party. Having railed against Senate Democrats for not passing a budget, Republicans are now proposing that Congress surrender an important piece of its Constitutional “power of the purse” for the last seven months of this fiscal year.

Wow. What “out of the box” thinking. It reminds me of the time Rush Limbaugh was rallying the nation to go and vote for Hillary Clinton. How did that work out?

In other words, the system is so broken, and our leaders in Congress so impotent, they can’t think of what they really SHOULD have done long ago.

Supreme Court or not…impeach. Do what Obama does….get out of Washington and travel to all the cities and attack, attack, attack.

But no. We have wusses. Obama has committed so many “crimes and misdemeanors” over the American people,  all you would need to do is stand him up and read him the Constitution.

Where’s our Jefferson? Where’s our Washington? Who ARE these people?kris 28

Wusses.

Perhaps John Adams had it right: Without an educated populace, the tyrants will rule, as they always did in the first half of the history of humanity.

“In the earliest ages of the world, absolute monarchy seems to have been the universal form of government. But the fact is certain: and wherever a general knowledge and sensibility have prevailed among the people arbitrary government and every kind of oppression have lessened and disappeared in proportion.

The poor people it is true have been much less successful than the great. They have seldom found either leisure or opportunity to form a union and exert their strength: ignorant as they were of arts and letters. They have seldom been able to frame and support a regular opposition.”

So even back THEN, it was known that if you keep the people stupid, you will have no problem taking control over them, and to this Nobody it seems we are going back to the ages of tyrants.

So right…go ahead and give him more power: Do you think he will EVER give it back? You not going to convince any democrat at all, of how Obama has done anything wrong.

To them, he’s a god.

Idiots.

February 27, 2013 Posted by | American History, Angry Citizens, Obama, Republicans | , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Wonders If Lincoln Is Spinning in his Grave

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This week, I wrote about how the movie Lincoln was being used by the democrats as a “propaganda” film, to enforce the idea of further empowering the office of the Presidency, and I had forgotten about Bill Clinton introducing the movie at the Golden Globes last January. (more proof that this has been the plan all along.) Bill Clinton is helping the “Obama needs to be ‘Lincoln” fantasy” once more…in May:

Former President Bill Clinton is the 2013 recipient of the Lincoln Leadership Prize — the first time a former U.S. president has been awarded the prize, The Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library Foundation announced Tuesday.  The leadership award honors “outstanding individuals for a lifetime of service in the spirit of President Abraham Lincoln,” and those who “manifest great strength of character, individual conscience, and an unwavering commitment to the defining principles of democracy,” the foundation said in a written news release.

Nobody Wonders if Lincoln would have also paid the past debts of someone in his cabinet….for the good of the country. Obama has just helped Hillary pay off HER debts….Hillary & Obama 2

Last week campaign disclosure reports revealed that Hillary Clinton had finally retired the debt from her 2008 presidential campaign—with a little help from the guy who beat her, Barack Obama. Clinton’s debt once totaled more than $20 million, although it had dwindled to about $250,000 by last year. That’s when a team of top Obama donors decided to surprise Clinton, and thank her for her loyal service, by raising enough money to pay off her bills.

Evidently, the love fest between Obama and Hillary grows…it wasn’t easy to get that money….Nobody Knows..just why Obama and the Clinton’s are so close? Just what is in this for the Clinton’s? Obama’s Vice Presidency? Mmmmmmm?

In the meantime, they continue their song and dance! (See my little Jibjab!)

Jib Jab

 

February 26, 2013 Posted by | Barack Obama, Clintons, Propaganda, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

John Kerry Has a RIGHT to be Stupid: Now the World Knows too

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It’s now official: John Kerry says that in America you have a right to be stupid, (evidently, he thinks that’s in the Constitution) not knowing, by uttering this, he has just announced to the world, that since we have a right to be stupid, it’s because of that right, that millions of stupid people have elected people like: John Kerry.

Probably the truest words ever spoken by a politician: and the fact that Kerry has no idea that it applies to him, proves the point.

I won’t tell him if you don’t.

 

February 26, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, politics | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Jennifer Lawrence

Nobody’s Perfect

While everyone has forgotten last nights Oscars…there is one moment that will forever be remembered in everybody’s mind…the great fall of Jennifer (I’ve had a few) Lawrence.

Jennifer Lawrence won hearts when she tripped on the way up to the stage to collect her Oscar for Best Actress on Sunday night. When she finally got to the stage she said, “You guys are just standing up because I fell and you feel bad. That was embarrassing.”

But, just so you know…Jennifer has been practicing this move all her life. Here we see Jennifer as a small child, practicing for the moment, when one day, she would perform this very same move, in front of the whole world:

February 25, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Can the Obama’s Exploit the Oscars? YES WE CAN!

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(Written before the Oscars, but I’ve updated…in places)

Nobody will argue, that Lincoln will probably walk away with the most Oscars tonight, for the simple reason that Spielberg is a genius, and nobody can tell a story and bring it to life as well as he can.Lincoln movie

It should win easily.  But then again…Hillary and Kerry are rooting for Argo. Isn’t that a first in American history? Politicians publically announcing their favorite to win an Oscar?

Politics are in almost all the movies in contention for the Oscar tonight, and if ARGO wins over Lincoln, one might assume that Hillary Clinton and John Kerry had something to do with it. I haven’t seen it, but I’m sure it glorifies the State Department, and is more than likely, a propaganda film, to make everyone forget the horror Hillary’s State Department made in Benghazi

(It’s also not historically true. It was the Canadians who got the people out, says Jimmy Carter, who was President at the time.)

But, back to Lincoln. Why do this movie now?Obama as Lincoln

More times that I can count, Obama’s PR machine has been put him on the fronts of magazines portraying him as Lincoln, or FDR— the two Presidents in past history who, more than any others, ignored the Constitution and gave themselves overwhelming powers. Powers not intended for them to have. They simply took it. FDR, with his NEW DEAL, had become such a dictator, Congress passed the 22nd amendment to keep that from ever happening again.Obama as Lincoln 2

Last week in the Washington Post, Tom Fox wrote an editorial called,  Why Presidents Need to be Exploiters” to support the idea that in crisis, President should always take advantage and extent their powers.

The public almost never moves in the president’s direction if there is division in the country. It is difficult to reach most citizens, overcome their predispositions and combat a vocal opposition. When FDR found Congress extraordinarily responsive to the crisis, (depressions and war) he effectively exploited this opportunity and rapidly passed the original New Deal. He did not try to create an opportunity; instead, he brilliantly exploited one. This is presidential effectiveness. (Can I gag here?)

In other words, whenever a man sees a chance to take more power…go for it.

And since this Nobody thinks nothing is a coincidence when it comes to politics, I think both Lincoln and Argo were made to promote the Obama administration in Washington. Argo, the State Department, and Lincoln—Obama. ALL of Congress got special viewings.

Must be nice not to have to pay admission fee.Obama as FDR 2

The movie Lincoln plays heavily in Obama’s favor, and this is why. The message coming out  of that movie was that ONE President, bribed, broke laws, ignored the Constitution, because his Congress was too stupid and prejudiced. He did it to abolish slavery…, therefore, we should forgive him. Presidents should always be allowed to break the law when necessary for the greater good.

FDR gets the same pass. We were in a war, he expanded the government into the overgrown elephant we have today.  Johnson added the Great Society. You could say the same about George W. Bush, who created the government program we will all come to fear someday, called, Homeland Security, all by himself. With the stroke of a pen.

Historically, Presidents have been expanding their powers whenever they could “exploit” the moment.

How many times have we heard Obama say that if Congress doesn’t get something he wants done..he will do it himself? Too many for my taste.

And he does it— Triples our debt, and makes Czars, and starts wars. His mission is to dismantle the country, the America he does not like, and reshape it in his own Marxist Utopian, and some say European, image.Obama as Lincoln 3

For instance: He thought up the sequester, which of course cuts the military in two, and then, when it comes times to vote, he ups the ante and says he wants MORE taxes, so that the Republicans will NOT vote for it, and he gets exactly what he wants.

Clever..exploitation.

The office of the Presidency has grown too much power, and because impeachment is so rare, just one President can destroy the country…and we are watching that happen.

Lincoln broke the law, but it was for a good cause.  The country is once again divided. Obama breaks the law, but not for some good cause, —NOT to unit and keep us together, but to further push the country into communism.

Lincoln did NOT want communism.obama wonders

And that’s the dangerous message Lincoln and Spielberg bring: Give him the power. But Obama is NO Lincoln. The very fact that he is being allowed to kill anyone with his drones, makes him a dictator.

Did Steven Spielberg make Lincoln to hint that Obama is there to guide a divided nation into what’s good for them? Or did he just want to point out that all politics are corrupt?

Nobody Knows.

UPDATE: Okay, I was right. Liam Nelsion just introduced Lincoln as a President who has to rule over a gridlocked Congress.(Hint…hint, our congress is gridlocked over sequestration)

Katzenberg , one of the biggest producers in Hollywood, said they make movies to influence the world.

Hollywood works for Obama now. And if you don’t believe that, then if you watched it to the end you saw, for the first time in History,

THE WHITE HOUSE, VIA MICHELLE OBAMA, ANNOUNCING BEST PICTURE OF THE YEAR.

(Along with the usual politically correct we must all behave message)

Argo won Movie of the Years…Ben Affleck, the laughing stock of Hollywood, is now the King of the world. Hillary and Kerry will be thrilled….they threw the down and out kid, a bone….

Put that in your Oscar and smoke it

 

 

February 25, 2013 Posted by | Obama, The Oscars | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Deny, Delay, Confuse…

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Now, here’s something you don’t see often–a former senior advisor to “President” Obama, confessing that he was told to deny drones were being used, and even he thought it was not a good idea. Nobody Wonders–Why confess this now?

February 24, 2013 Posted by | Obama | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: O…M….G….

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I’m taking it easy this weekend….

So, here’s just a bit of joy, this boy will be BORED with piano by the time he’s ten.

Incredible.

February 23, 2013 Posted by | music | | Leave a comment