If ONLY We Could Make Bo President
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I just found out a few minutes ago that my liberal friend, JR, has advanced prostate cancer. He is over 70, and I don’t think he realizes yet that he may not get the chemo he needs due to Obamacare, and like all of us, we tend to take our lives for granted until we know death is certain. He loves life, and my heart is very sad for him right now.
JR sent me this video today. It will warm your heart….JR loves animals. I’ve seen my own dogs do this many times.
And then, we have BO the famous dog in the White House, who seems to be alone here…and it’s too bad we can’t keep it that way. Would having a Mascot for President be an improvement?
Ahh…..Yep.
Enjoy.
(Thanks again to JR..and hang in there buddy)
It’s the Last Day on Earth: Did You Wear Clean Underwear?
Nobody Cares
How much money has been made off of the “END OF THE WORLD” , which according to hundreds of ‘experts’, much like the ‘experts’ of climate change, is today?
Nobody Knows, but I bet it’s in the billions.
So, today is proof, that if you scare people enough, it can make you boatloads of money! Why, Obama used it to scare people into more gun control laws…Hurricane Sandy. What he didn’t mention is how many people were NOT robbed because of the fact that they advertised ON THEIR FRONT DOORS…that robbers would be shot. No, global warming is the reason we should all hand in our guns, because when destruction hits, armed criminals will be armed…and his gun laws will disarm them.
And if you believe that, then you believe that you are going to die today because the “Mayans” said so.
In that case…Nobody hopes you go to a place where sanity is more abundant, and where politicians don’t always get the first tee times by default. Better yet, they go to another place where they are STUCK in front of podiums talking about themselves forever.
Buy Your Bunker NOW!
Nobody Reports
According to many, and that includes everyone BUT the Mayans, who by the way, did NOT predict the end of the world, they were just tired of making calendars…you have just four days to get yourself one of these nifty underground shelters!
Nobody Thinks we should thank those nifty Mayans, because they somehow knew, that in the future, we would suffer the same fate as THEY did! Which means, evil and powerful men would come to destroy just about everyone they could think of. Is it any wonder they stopped? They just disappeared….or more than likely, slaughtered.
Yes, in the future, we might ALL need to hide, from Washington D.C., so that we don’t go the same way of the Mayans.
Notice, the TV. …and the small frig. Not much room to stock up food is there?
Don’t let this video fool you…this is just a big playhouse to hide in….when Obama hands guns over to all his “citizen” army….to stop the carnage of his “citizen” mad dog adolescents and dear hunters who have gun-crazy paranoid mothers….he is now taking action.
And it COMES with a gun rack. And LEATHER couch. And a private bedroom. And a tub.
Somebody tell Ted Nugent.
Nobody Gets Email: Even Dogs…Put Out Cookies
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I got this as an email Christmas card…and if you haven’t seen it, it might just cheer up your day! It did mine.
(Thanks to Pattie)
Nobody Remembers: Spock Loves Bilbo Baggins
Nobody Remembers
For those of you who grew up with Star Trek, here is one side of Dr. Spock you might have been glad you never knew…but HERE we see just how long the story of Bilbo Baggins has been around. In fact, I have to admit, I read THE HOBBIT in college, and then just had to get the Lord of the Rings.
Nobody could have done a better job than Jackson bringing the story to life, and after watching this video, I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad nobody in the 1960’s attempted to make Tolkien movies until they had the technology of today.
Imagine midget’s running around with fake feet and snap- on ears.
BUT…having said that…this is too weird. I’m not sure I’m going to be able to get this out of my head, and I apologise in advance…
Enjoy…and remember…two cultural heroes’ rolled up in one silly song with a bunch of young pretty girls dancing around (Which, come to think of it, might be why Leonard agreed to be in the video, because I can’t think of any other reason he would do this.)
Nobody Wonders About Purse Designers…
Nobody Wonders
Who would buy a purse that looks like a frog? 
It’s been awhile since I reported on the latest “ugly purse” award, but leave it to the fashionably rich to think up these “beauties.”
The ad says it’s the crown that makes this frog purse (that holds maybe your lipstick and nail polish only) special. But some lady named Judith Leiber is selling them for $5, 995, which means over $6,000.
If it croaked when you opened it up, it might be worth it.
And pink. If there is anything I hate worse than pink slippers, it’s a pick purse. The very famous Louis Vuitton is making you WAIT…to grap this…very ordinary purse sold for $2,340.
You could find one that looks JUST like it at Wal-Mart for $25.00, and good luck finding a dress to match.
Nobody proclaims: There should be a law against ugly purses. Someday, you will see these on e-bay.
And for the right price, I would buy them both and use them to store old costume jewelry–in my closet.
Nobody’s Email: Governor LaPage’s Suggestions..
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Here’s one I got last week. It’s about a no-nonsense governor of Maine, Paul LaPage, who Nobody wishes would got more media time.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
THE LAW IS THE LAW!
I really love this one.
This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! HERE IS WHAT Governor LaPage said: 
“THE LAW IS THE LAW So “if” the US government determines that it is against the law for the words “under God” to be on our money, then, so be it. And “if” that same government decides that the “Ten Commandments” are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, “so be it,” because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen I say, “so be it,” because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public’s best interests at heart.
BUT, he said, “YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I’D LIKE? Since we can’t pray to God, can’t Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don’t believe Government (Federal, State and Local) and its employees should participate in Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life.
I’d like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. After all, it’s just another day. I’d like the” US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays.” After all, it’s just another day.
I’d like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the “Christmas Break.” After all it’s just another day.
I’m thinking a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved, if all government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter.
It shouldn’t cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be “politically correct.”
In fact…. I think our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshipping God….) because, after all, our government says that it should be just another day….” What do you all think????
If this idea gets to enough people, maybe our elected officials will stop giving in to the “minority opinions” and begin, once again, to represent the “majority” of ALL of the American people. SO BE IT……….. Please Dear Lord, Give us the help needed to keep you in our country! ‘Amen’ and ‘Amen’ Touché!
If this gets around the country a few times, perhaps we will see a better day!
Nobody Cares About 1984
Nobody Cares
Nobody confesses: We (my husband and I) are among the last people on the block to own an HD TV flat screen, and I should know, because every night as I walked the dogs around the block, I peer into all the living room windows, and have yet to see anything BUT flat screens. While I long for the days when the airwaves were free…I still haven’t gotten into the “I simply MUST have a flat screen. ” state of mind. My reasoning has always been, with music, books, or TV…it’s the content that matters the most. I don’t think American Idol is going to impress me that much more in HD than in the old-fashioned Zenith that’s in my work room.
But…today, this was in the news:
That’s exactly what Verizon is proposing in a patent application filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. The application describes a system that uses infrared cameras and microphones to watch what people are doing in front of a TV. If two people are cuddling on a couch watching TV, the system might show them a commercial for a romantic vacation, flowers, and yes, even condoms, according to the application. The system could even figure out what pets are in the room and start showing dog food commercials or flea treatment ads.
The problem with traditional TV advertising is that it can’t account for what users are doing, the patent says. This limits the effectiveness of the ads.
Really. What a reason to argue for a patent…you can’t see the person. What benefit does that have for society?
But, if you watch the video, it seems Samsung is already watching people have sex, scarf down old pizza, burp, snore, you name it. All in the name of “better advertising.”
I’m glad I searched for this, because just last week, we went into Best Buy to look at flat screens,…and we found one.. a 40″ HD LG TV for only $270.00.
“Hey, that’s not a bad price…should we? We could put it in the kitchen.” I said…looking for further discussion. NO…I was looking for mainly some feedback, which with a x-navy seal–discussions are not usually optimal. Even though I never seem to learn that and it hasn’t stopped me yet from thinking out loud.
He picked up the box and dragged it to the counter.
The salesman said, “Well, do you have the right connectors? Do you have a power strip? Screen Cleaner? I have a special right now on all this.” and he went over to a display and sure enough, for ONLY $150 you too could get the things you need to hook up your new HD flat screen TV.
I thought all I needed to do was plug it in….so right away I was going…”I don’t NEED a screen cleaner, I have a dustrag…and don’t they have power strips less than $100? When did a power strip cost $100?”
And they call this progress? What? Did Al Gore creep into the HD TV business?
By the time the guy added up all the extra stuff we needed to take care of our big sale, it came out to $445. My husband said…”No thanks” and walked off. I was left there staying at the guy..
“Hey, I TRIED to get you to throw out the screen cleaner, but you persisted!”
So now, I know I will never buy a Samsung…(do watch the video to find out why) but something tells me that in less than five months, every single flat screen sold will have face recognition, and the government will be collecting every single image of you watching your TV.
And then…when we are all too fat to get out of bed…1984. 
You TV will start talking to you, saying your name…telling you… “Bob…do NOT eat that cupcake. You will be docked twenty dollars from your paycheck.”
Or a sweet female voice will say…”More foreplay would be nice”
Or a man’s voice will says…”If you were thinner, he would be more amorous.”
Or..”You are falling asleep at work, you’re productivity is down, GOODNIGHT.”
AND…you can’t turn it off….Nope….and you watch, Nobody will care about this massive invasion of privacy becauase all the people that DO care, you will never, ever, ever, see them on your TV.
So someday all the good loving freedom people like me, will just stop watching it. And that’s when my computer will report to Samsung…
Pass the BACON Said the Pork!
Nobody Wins
After I watched this video I keep thinking of that dog commercial–BACON! BACON! Bacon Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacoon BAAAAACON!!!
Here you have pure 100% pudding proof, that the blacks are reminding Obama that their vote wasn’t free. No sirree. They EXPECT to get raises on their big government salaries, and keep their big government pensions, and Jimmy Carter did it, and well…as JoAnn Watson would put it. “Show me the BACON! “
Personally, I think she could lay off the bacon a bit. If she gets any more bacon she won’t be able to fit into her Mercedes. (Or be able to find her Obama cell phone either.)
JoAnn has actually done us a big favor.
“Our people in an overwhelming way supported the re-election of this president and there ought to be a quid pro quo and you ought to exercise leadership on that,” said Watson. “Of course, not just that, but why not?”
JoAnn has proven that the ‘quid pro quo” is the way the game is played in Washington. JoAnn expects the corrupt politicians in Detroit to be bailed out. And as a reminder to everyone that they have a right to expect that, they tell you Gerald Ford bailed out New York.
So, what’s Obama going to do? He promised the Sandy victims he would save them all, and now….Detroit wants a cut? Where’s the money for this coming from?
JoAnn doesn’t care: She wants her bacon.
And then you have Timmie Geithner, who, on the same day, is warning everyone that if Obama doesn’t get his money from the “rich’ he is going to let us all, basically starve.
When asked if the administration was ready to go over the cliff if Republicans continue to oppose White House plans to hike taxes on the richest 2 percent of Americans, Geithner was quick to respond.”Absolutely,” he told the network.”What we’re trying to do is put in place a comprehensive, balanced set of fiscal reforms that put us back on the path of living within our means,” Geithner said.
Nobody Wins when our Secretary of the Treasury has no clue that the few measly billions he is going to get from taxing the rich will only last a few weeks, and he thinks THAT will put Obama, and his many minions of government worshipers back on the path to living within their means.
Okay everyone…repeat after me: BACON BACON BACON bacon bacon bacon…we want our BACON TIMMIE!
Nobody Thinks the half of America that is giving bacon to JoAnn should reply, “We’d like to keep our bacon JoAnn. How about you go on Michelle’s veggie diet, and plant yourself some radishes?
After all…you voted for Michelle too, and in her world, you need to eat your veggies and get off the bacon.
It’s the Muslim way, and they don’t like pigs with lipstick either.
And speaking of that…is that lipstick Timmie’s wearing?
Nobody Flashes for Her Friends!
Nobody Flashes
Whoa, I’m posting very late today…and I was just talking to my friend Mona, and promised to show her a picture taken just this last summer…it’s Pattie! And ME! And I’m the one with the gun! (Which leads me to my next post about why Bob Costas is a ninny.)
The studio liked this picture so much, they hung it outside on their platform during the biggest festival of the year…even if they DID put it at the bottom, we felt like movie stars….
“LOOK, PATTIE! THERE WE ARE!”
“Yeah Joyanna, they put us at the bottom.”
“Hey, I’ll take it! You got the Whiskey but I’ve got the gun! Think they’d let us on Duck Dynasty?”
Come on…who hasn’t done this for a lark?
Nobody’s Email: Congress’s New Programs…RAPE, SHAFT, SCREW, AIDS, HERPES….
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I liked this one, it’s very clever. It seems simple..but trust me on this: Whoever wrote this has watched the government for a long…loooooooooooong time. Anyone know? Anyway..Enjoy!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Older employment notice!
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 and above on early mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retired Aged People Early)
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress for the SHAFT (Special Help After Forced Termination.)
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS-Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
Nobody’s Email: It was bound to happen sometimes…
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This was just TOO funny and too American to NOT post. (Thanks to Pattie)
They dressed the truck up with the guy tied down on the roof.
The driver and passengers put on Moose heads.
Then they went down the toll road Interstate, causing 16 near accidents.
Yes, they went to jail…
Yes, alcohol was involved…
This actually happened.
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Nobody’s Email: You JUST Have to See It to Understand…
Nobody Gets Email
You know, some things just can’t be explained. Like these video’s for example. Some guys were sitting around and decided to put rap and fictional contests together and entertain us all. I’m NOT a big fan of rap, but some of these videos are fun. I’ve posted two. Fair warning…some cussing goes on. They ask for suggestions, and you can find these all over Youtube…
How about John Wayne VS HALO….Thomas Edison VS Albert Einstein, Teddy Roosevelt VS The Lone Ranger, and the oh so obvious: God VS Satan?
(Thanks to amfortas who no doubt has sent in a few suggestions rap fights of his own..HINT: Washington VS Queen Elizabeth)
Nobody Flashes—One step Forward!
Nobody Flashes
After searching the whole day, it seems the answer to the problem was GET OUT OF GOOGLE CHROME! Google will eat you alive and forbid you to post anything!
Now, I have to sort of start over…and it’s too late tonight.
That camel…is just not me. You KNOW how much I adore everything Saudi. (NOT) But, I’ve guess you’ve heard that some of the Muslims want to get rid of Egypt’s pyramids. Yeah. I know. I guess Allah is just not crazy about King Tut.
But this picture pretty much describes my day, and America’s future. It felt so good to be able to post a picture again…I think I’ll go say a few prayers of thank you to Microsoft.
So…Who will be next to go into Obama’s frying pan? Hillary?
We can only hope.
I can write now, just give me a few more days to get some sort of site together..I’m backlogged with blogs. In the meantime, thanks for your patience.
(By the way…does anyone like this bigger type?..Just wondering)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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