The Lastest Way to Honor Him: The Obama Urn
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‘President’ Obama has gone to many lengths to put his mark on the minds of his followers and history… and now, all of his many fans can do the ultimate honor to him…and they don’t even have to ask him!
For a mere $2,600 YOU TOO, can have an Obama urn! You have to die first, but that’s just a minor detail. After all…many of his fans WOULD die for him!
The concept of a personalized cremation urn is probably not new to us, but an urn modeled from a mere photo definitely a novelty. Apparently, a company called Personal Cremation has created the concept of Urns for Ashes, a personalized cremation urn made to resemble the favorite hero or celebrity admired by the deceased.
If you are not a fan of Obama, you could pick any hero you like, like…Joe Biden. OR…you just give them a picture of yourself, and they will make a memorable urn that your family can stare at forever on their mantle. If they are mad because you didn’t leave them any money, they will have a durable image of you to shout obscenities at…or throw old gum wrappers at, at half-time.
Nobody Thinks that when Obamacare kicks in, LOTS of folks will be dying….so these Obama urns will be in EVERYONE’s home come 2015.
BUT, Don’t Wait! Get yours NOW…while you can still afford it. 
We’ve come a loooooooooong way from the old Egyptian urn…in fact you could say, we’ve come full circle. The Pharaoh himself, has just updated the old ancestral tradition.
Nobody’s Fool: Brit Hume
Nobody’s Fool
There is a reason FOX NEWS is beating CNN to a pulp…and here’s one of the reasons…Brit Hume. He comes to the conclusion that Obama believes the individual is not special, he is only special in the eyes of his government, and cannot exist without “the government.
Bill O’Reilly, another great Fox pundit, said tonight said that Obama was not a communist, because he is not confiscating property. He’s not a socialist because then he would be taken over Fox News. O’Reilly called him…an anti-capitalist.
Nobody Thinks that Obama is a Marxist, and proves so by his comments, and actions. That doesn’t mean America is communistic…YET. But that is the direction that Obama wants to take us. In fact..he goes beyond it all to simple…dictator, much like Mao. Nevetheless…Brit Hume has always been right on most of his calls. Until Obama takes that final step of total control, and let’s be frank, he has signed enough executive orders to GIVE himself total control if the chance arises…he is just an anti-capitalist.
But when he does take that control…Brit Hume will be one of the first to call him…what he will be. A dictator.
Mr. Hume really is…Nobody’s Fool.
Nobody Reports a Super Rant From “A Strong Black Man!”
Nobody Reports–
Not all the blacks are going to fall for the Obamaplantation, despite what you may be hearing from the media. Here’s proof.
This is a really great rant coming from Zo…”A strong black man!”
Enjoy! And send out to all your liberal friends.
War Games…with Obama?
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While Obama bows to a Mexican President, and is lectured by a Russian Monarch at the G-20 summit in Mexico City, here in America, we should be more worried about the upcoming war-games being held in Syria, and ask ourselves again: WHY did we not drill in Alaska again, Mr. Clinton?
The Iranian, Russian, Chinese and Syrian armies are due to stage joint amphibious exercises along the Syrian costs [sic] in coming weeks, informed sources revealed on Monday. According to informed sources, 90,000 forces from the four countries will take part in the land and sea war games due to be held in Syria. Russian atomic submarines and warships, aircraft carriers and mine-clearing destroyers as well as Iranian battleships and submarines will also arrive in Syria at around the same date. Syria plans to test its coast-to-sea and air defense missiles in the war games.
A sum of 400 warplanes and 1,000 tanks will also be used in the exercises.
Nobody Thinks that the very tough talk of John McCain and Hillary Clinton has done exactly what many secret conspiracy believers think those in charge wanted them to do: Ruffled more than a few feathers.
It’s nice that Americans are concerned about people being killed in other countries, but is it really OUR problem? Is this about the “children” or something else? If you said “something else” you get a brownie point. 
It’s clear that Obama doesn’t have the brains to be dealing with China and Russia. Taking the credit for killing bin Laden is one thing: going to war against China, Russia, and Iran over Syria is way out of his league: so I’m hoping he stays on the golf course and lets someone else a bit more wiser, take over.
How about Ted Nugent? (LOL) Hey…I’m all ears. 
Ricky! Ba-ba-LOO! Amnesty by Presidential Decree!
Nobody Remembers
Ricky Ricardo…here we see him expressing the joy that many illegals in the country today are feeling today.
This morning, King Obama decreed by the simple movement of his lips that all illegals be allowed..to stay, and work, and play, and collect more welfare, and bring in more cousins, and then vote for him. Holder will sue any state that forbids the illegals to vote as he is already doing in Florida, you can count on it.
Is this an impeachable act? You bet. Will Obama be impeached? No. Why not? Because, as Rand Paul noted yesterday on Glenn Beck, Congress has lost most of it power. Power has been placed by executive orders into the hands of various government bureaucracies so that Presidents can bypass Congress and be Kings.
So, why are we paying all those millionaires such big salaries again?
Adios America! Obama has just legalized a new Spanish Nation. NO? Well..if there are no jobs, they might not flock here.
The Tower of Babel is now near completion. Nobody can wait to see how the future Spanish speaking poor Mexicans handle the Mosques.
Nobody’s Fool: Mark Twain
Nobody’s Fool
After the Civil War and up until WWI, American went into a great ‘transformation.’ The cities exploded with factories, and new technologies, and the idealistic American dream of the lone rugged individual of the founders…were being uprooted. Big politics and big business came crashing in on the new dispensations: Tammany Hall, and the stock manipulators brought about “Black Friday” in 1869. Labor strikes came in 1873, and 1876. In 1886, there were more labor strikes in Chicago.
We went from an agrarian society to an industrial one. Then we got the oil and steel tycoons, and the start of the big humongous multinationals conglomerates we have today.
And one guy, had this to say:
“The eight years in America from 1860 to 1868 uprooted institutions that were centuries old, changed the politics of a people, transformed the social life of half the country, and wrought so profoundly upon the entire national character that the influence cannot be measured.” –Mark Twain
Nobody suggests that if you change those dates to 1992-2012, that statement would very much fit what we are seeing in America today.
We have gone from an agrarian society to a “service” one. (By design) 
America is more fascistic, the people more divided and diverse, our freedoms vanishing, and almost all of our institutions: the family, the churches, our government, and our schools, have been changed so profoundly upon the entire national character…that the influence cannot be measured.
Obama, and many of the globalists, want to change the national character. No more melting pot. No more America.
No need to offend others. 
What would Mark Twain have to say about Obama?
“When angry, count four: when very angry, swear.”
They have “banned” Twain’s masterpiece Huckleberry Finn from our kids…but, it was one of the most profound books against slavery ever written, which brings me to another Mark Twain quote:
“All you need in life is ignorance and confidence, then success is assured.”
So THAT’s how he became President.
Thanks Mr. Twain. 
Protecting Obama’s Back
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If you are white, you will probably miss this ad put out by Obama to the black people to “protect his back” –He is asking for four more years of his continuing policies…of free stuff.
His big promise? He will get them college loans. What he doesn’t tell them, is that when they and IF they get out of college, the job market will be even worse than it is today, and what little jobs that will be left will go to the illegal Mexicans! You might have a degree, but you will have to move to China to get a job.
And as for keeping you on his Obamacare, even if you’re black, if you are over 60 and get cancer…you will have to wait in line for treatment just like the white people.
BUT…Obama wants YOU to protect his back!
And what does that back look like?
Potus Gold
Nobody Wins–
When foreigners make fun of our dope smoking ‘President.” The one thing that really bugged me when I was reading about Obama’s teenage years of dope smokin; was that Volkswagon Bus. It was THE stoner logo of the 1960’s…but Obama’s dope smoking Chom gang was way past that time. What? Was Hawaii in some kind of time warp?
If you saw anyone who had that Volkswagen van, you knew right away that Cheech and Chong were their favorite movies, and they pretty much had no teeth.
So, you have to ask yourself–how did Obama go from being a really big drug addict (remember, he also went on to the harder drugs like cocaine) to become President of the United States? Is it any wonder he thought the concentration camps in Poland were …Polish?
Nobody Has the Energy to Ask..What We All Wonder…
Nobody Knows
While I should be thrilled to hear the ‘President’ make so many references to me in a speech, (cough, cough) even I was surprised when Obama blurted this out…I mean, I had NO idea that he was all for putting people back to work creating energy, and that means that he is going to approve the Keystone pipeline!
RIGHT?
Obama:
“Nobody wants a handout. Nobody wants to get something for nothing,” Obama said. “But if we’ve got a chance to create energy and create value and put people back to work, why wouldn’t we do that?“
Yes! Exactly, Mr. President! Why wouldn’t we do that? Just by saying this, how can you possibly refuse to build the Keystone pipeline because it would do exactly what you just said: create jobs, and create energy? Even Slim Pickens got out of the Windmill farms. Let’s go!
Nobody Knows how the President can keep on wanting to pour billions of taxpayers’ dollars down failing green energy jobs, because they all fail.
Which is why that video is an excellent way to start Mitt’s campaign attacks.
Nobody Knows–
But Nobody Thinks, that the blacks around Obama are starting a big “get whitey” campaign motion going to get Obama reelected.
Yesterday, Eric Holder, a man who thinks whites are to blame for all the black problems, has decided to get all the black ministers in the country mobilized to make sure all the blacks stay on Obama’s plantations:
Attorney General Eric Holder, the IRS, and the liberal lawyers at the ACLU will brief several hundred pastors in the African American community on how to participate in the presidential election — which the Congressional Black Caucus chair expects will help President Obama’s campaign..
“In fact, we’re going to have the IRS administrator there, we’re going to have the Attorney General Eric Holder there, we’re going to have the lawyers’ organization from around the country, the ACLU — all giving ministers guidance about what they can and cannot do,” he noted.
Wait…isn’t that against the Constitution? The government giving ministers “guidance” about what they can and cannot do? We are not paying Eric Holder to “tell” churches what to do, that’s against the Constitution. And if the churches become Obama’s campaigners, they should pay taxes.
So, is the IRS being used as a threat? Or to make them all feel protected?
What would happen if all the “white” ministers got together and told their members to vote for Mitt Romney, because he’s white?
Well, one thing we do know…there isn’t one white politician that is going to say one thing about the insidious actions of the President using black churches to campaign for his reelection.
A BLACK politicians could–but nobody knows if they will.
I’m not holding my breath. How am I suppose to feel when Obama only goes to the “black” churches for support? Doesn’t he LIKE white people? Nobody Knows…but if you go by his actions:NOPE 
What Happens When You Can’t Blame Bush Anymore?
Nobody Wins
Imagine, Joe Biden says—What would have happened if the tea party people wouldn’t have taken over the House of Representatives?
Well, most of us can imagine. Obama would have declared himself King, and probably gotten rid of all future Presidential elections.
I want to know why the “tea party” representatives did not stop Obamacare, and the upcoming drones flying over our barbeques pits.
But Joe is right. The tea party wants Obama out. We’d like it done yesterday. I guess blaming George Bush is getting old. Next thing you know, the deficit will be the Tea Party’s fault.
Nobody Wins when the Vice President of the country puts down the people who make it great. And somebody should remind Joe that once upon a time…his own boss was once a tea party patriot, as we see here, when he was marching in a July the 4th parade in Chicago in 1997!
Too bad he didn’t keep that patriotism up. (And somebody tell me…it that REALLY Obama? Or just a look-alike?) It’s sooooooo against his character, I’m just having a hard time believing it. Unless of course, he thought he was practicing for his inauguration. THAT would make sense. 
Barack Obama, Who’s Your Daddy? Who’s Your Mama?
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I love it when the country singers put their little guitar pickin’ fingers to good use…
This video is worth watching…simply because, it has a picture of Michelle that is downright scary. Really. I wouldn’t lie to you. Try to flash it out of you mind…I’m having trouble with that. Anyway…
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Floyd)
The Catholic Church Speaks….
Nobody Knows—-
That’s a scientific fact.
And most people know this, it’s a no-brainer. It’s not that gays can’t fall in love, or be in love, or even get married..it’s the fact that our politicians are trying to force the “gay” life as being wonderful AND normal down everyone’s throat. And frankly, I’m tired of trying to believe that Ellen Degeneres needs makeup to catch a woman. 
As we saw once again yesterday, Americans are not buying it:
As expected, North Carolinians voted in large numbers on Tuesday for an amendment that would ban same-sex marriages, partnerships and civil unions, becoming the 30th state in the country and the last in the South to include a prohibition on gay marriage in the state constitution.
Now, I’m not Catholic, but I happen to think the Ten Commandments, are the best rules every devised by a man or a God. So, I thought this video, made by the Catholics was a good one to post. The communist blueprint for a takeover of a capitalistic society is to go first to socialism, then to communism. And that means the destruction of all religions. Obama took that first step when he mandated Catholics support abortions.
The government is suppose to ‘represent’ the people. IF the people say they want to ban gay marriage, then the government should abide by the people’s wishes. The American people should DEMAND our politicians abide by the law. If not, we should vote them out.
The object seems to be, and many of the elite have said exactly this: reduce the population. More gay people, more abortions— means less people to pollute the earth.
Ted Turner would be happy.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody Notes: Obama Humpin’ the Dogs
Nobody’s Notes’
Once in a while, on some Sundays, I will be posting various thoughts that I have gathered from the news, just because they are there. They will mostly all be random, so I decided to simply call them, NOBODY’S NOTES, because as you can see…I’m on a Nobody Roll!
Here they are;
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Remember when Spike Lee tweeted George Zimmerman’s address so that the millions of blacks that had been fired up by Jesse Jackson and Obama, could go out and find him, inciting mob violence? Since it was his family’s home, Spike put innocent people in danger. If something had happened to George’s family, Nobody Wonders if Spike Lee would have been arrested? 
And when the Black Panthers put out a million-dollar bounty on Zimmerman’s head, the press reported it as some kind of interesting development, instead of what it was: an intentional felony and attempt to kidnap. Since Obama and Eric Holder did nothing, does this mean that I can put out a bounty on Spike Lee’s head? Can the NRA put out a million- dollar bounty on the Black Panthers? If it’s legal for them, it must be legal for everyone, right?—
Mr. President?
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Joe Biden just came out with the statement: “Bin Laden is dead, General Motors is alive.” What he fails to mention is that it really doesn’t matter that GM is alive to the United States citizens. In the future, the U.S. auto companies will put most of their new plants in Mexico and China, not the U.S. GM has announced investments of $3.67 billion in Mexico since November 2007. GM has closed five U.S. based assembly plant and put three more on standby. The plain fact is, JOE— the U.S. will lose 65 percent of the automobile market in the next decade.
Nobody Wins when Joe starts talking. Bin Laden is dead, but Joe Biden is smoking some bigtime Obama weed when it comes to GM. 
Did you know that the Japanese consumed 80 percent of BlueFin Tuna, a 500-pound fish grown in the Gulf of Mexico? Bluefins only spawns in the Gulf of Mexico and the Mediterranean, but due to the oil spill, and the stock in the Mediterranean being depleted, Mitsubishi is starting to buy from Australia and they have to repackage it, because the Japs considered Australia’s Bluefin…inferior. Nobody Knows why the Japanese are such Bluefin ftuna lovers, and why they don’t like Australia’s Bluefin..but then again, Nobody Cares. 
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Nobody Remembers that 1848 was a strange year: Karl Marx published the Communist Manifesto, the first women’s rights convention was held at Seneca Falls, NY,(coincidence?) Wisconsin became the 30th state, Mexico was given $15 million for California, Nevada, Texas, Utah, New Mexico and Arizona, parts of Colorado and Wyoming: and the cornerstone was laid at the Washington monument. And all of that was overshadowed by the discovery of gold in California.
La Raza’s thinks America “stole” the territory, nevertheless we did pay Mexico fair and square. But $15 million is nothing compared to what we pay and have paid in welfare to the illegal Mexican citizens that we now support. If the Mexicans want it back: let them buy it back with interest. 
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We are facing economic disasters and a dangerous President who is grasping power without Congressional approval, and what is the Congress doing? Investigating steroid use in baseball players. Obama COULD have had a great joke about that last night at the dinner last night, but he chose instead to make dog eating jokes. Nobody’s Perfect. And speaking of imperfections…
Did you know that David Axelrod, another Obama advisor, was born to a mother who wrote for a communist newspaper in New York City? Well, now you do.
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John McCain was on Charlie Rose last week, talking like Attila the Hun. Nobody Thinks that Mitt Romney might just pick him to be Secretary of Defense the way he was going on. He was upset that we weren’t bombing Syria, and Iran, and North Korea, and probably Miami. Nobody Wishes he would retire to some Swiss Mountain villa with Hillary and go get stoned. Really. And speaking of Hillary: 
Sal Alinksy wasn’t only Hillary’s mentor he was Obama’s too:
For it was Alinsky who spent his life teaching would-be radicals (like Obama) that you can say what you have to say to get over the hump, but once you’re over the hump, you do whatever you want to do. In other words, it’s okay to present yourself as something moderate, even centrist, for the purposes of securing power, and once you’ve secured that power it is perfectly acceptable to revert to who (and what) you really are. In Rules for Radicals, Alinsky demonstrates this with a look at how Vladimir Lenin was able to overthrow the government in pre-communist Russia:
Which is why at the White House dinner, Obama could joke about NOT being born a citizen, and how he loves to eat dog, and the many other things he knows we can’t touch him on. He figures…He can go on promoting his Marxist/Alinky power because…he’s over the Hump
Now, watch if you feel like it…the United States’ President, humping the dogs like Eddie Murphy at the Dogtown Oscars.
Jimmy Fallon: Obama’s Obsequious Butt-Boy Tick
Nobody Knows
The reason Obama won the last election, according to many, was due to the fact that he got all those kids who had never voted in their life, to go out and vote. Some of them couldn’t even read, but there you go. We have just witnessed in the last month how Obama is going to “save” the poor, mistreated, left alone to suffer without him—American woman, and NOW he is going back after the young “students.”
So, when the obsequious Jimmy Fallon rehearsed a very hip and young way to catch all those college students, (and blacks) who we know from watching Jay Leno’s “walks” are pretty stupid, (see video) the young and stupid will think this President is really “cool” after watching this very slick advertisement for Obama made up especially for the POTUS.
After all, most of them haven’t got out into the real world yet. They don’t realized that the reason college is so expensive is due to the government
This from The Godfather:
It’s unfortunate that most college students rarely get a free market approach to economics. This is by design. Colleges are dependent on tax dollars. Even private colleges are subsidized by students who bring money they got from the government in the form of guaranteed government loans and grants.There’s another part to the story that is often missed. The rising cost of college is the direct result of government subsidizing education. Women trapped in welfare programs have little choice but to continue to vote for the political party that promises to maintain the programs. Republicans capitulate by going along with the Democrats so they won’t be vilified by the press and the always aggressive liberals. Their debt after graduation — now at $1 trillion and more than all credit card debt — makes them dependent on the State.
So it’s the same as gettng the single mother voting Democrat forever. Put the ‘students’ on that same dependent bandwagon.
I stopped watching Jimmy Fallon when he made parents send in video tapes of them lying to their own children about taking away their Christmas presents and then laughing when the kids started crying.
VERY Sick. So it’s no surprise that Jimmy Fallon is pretty much a sumbag, although a talented one, and will do anything for a nickel. 
And right now, he is the Obama’s obsequious butt-boy. Literally. Jimmy and Michelle have done pushups in the White house, and he has even made a pack with the dog. Next thing you know, he will be in the White House garden picking tomatoes with the kids.
Jimmy is being used to “slow-jam” Obama down our kids throats (Kids being anywhere from 19-55) …and have them love it while they do.
America: They can sell you a tick off a monkey’s back. 
Jimmy insulted Michelle Bachman when the band played “The Bitch is Lying” as she walked out as a guest on his show. He denied knowing about it.
Oh…sure.
Nobody Knows how much money Jimmy is making to be Ba–‘RACK’s: (What’s with the new promunciation there Mr. Obama?) personal campaign manager for the young…but one thing I do know…
Jimmy makes a mighty good tick. 
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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