Another Great Dan Hannan Speech—It’s Important that THEY Represent You.
Nobody Knows—
Americans would do well to follow this man and his every speech. In this short video, he explains with the utmost clarity, the greatest gift that England has given the world, and that is the model for representative government.
England is on the path to losing their sovereignty to the EU, and Daniel is the Lancelot of the relm…slaying the dragons of insanity…one by one.
Here in the states, Obama is ruling by Czars, executive orders, secret orders, and pretty much any way he pleases….our rulers represent only one class. The very rich. Mitt Romney bought Florida. The bankers of Brussels would come for us next, just as surely as the bankers of Wall Street already have.
Yesterday, we had Allen West. Today…an even better speech from Dan Hannan. I just can’t get enough of this man.
Make the time to see this if you can. Nothing I could say today would be any more important….
Allen West–Visions of the Smart Rabbit–Attack!
Nobody Reports:
Here’s a man they are REALLY scared of. A black conservative: Rep. Allen West: A man with more brains than Obama. A man who rouses the masses with truth, justice, and the American way, and oh boy, is he getting hit with attacks….not only from Bob Beckel, who acted like Allen West said he wanted to boil the President in oil, but all the liberals who are spinning his great words into some kind of mass hysteria.
They are all saying “Nobody feels like this man in America?”
Gee…what planet are they on?
But, it’s not only the democrats that are attacking this great man, so are the RHINOS in the republican party. They have a plan to redistribute his district in order to ger rid of him.
There’s still time, Mr. West, for you go get in the race. You were the “first” black President we were all waiting for. The other guy, is all that you said…in fact, Nobody thought you could have said much more. Even though you did not mean that Obama, Pelosi, and Reid should leave the United States…we can think of nothing more appropriate for them, being the socialists that they are.
Allen has walked off the liberal black plantation, and more are going to follow. We have a some pretty great conservative black voices:Cain, Sowell, Williams to name just a few. And we are going to see more. Imagine how scared the democrats are about this: the more black conservatives we see, the more power they lose, and the greater chance we have of getting our freedoms back.
So, here’s a mind trick that we can use to buffer those insane attacks by the liberal democrats who claim Allen is a loser.
Imagining is everything. Imagine…the rabbit is the tea party, patriotic, freedom loving, America…taking control of those liberal sheep. Look how scared those sheep are of that little rabbit.
If we all just think of them as sheep (which they are) we can hurdle them! If they are so scared of Allen, think how petrified they’d be if the American people start talking like this?
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Perfect: Mitt Romney VS Michelle Obama
Nobody’s Perfect
Mitt Romney got hit this week. After prolonging the release of his tax records as long as he possibly could, they were finally released. Many people were shouting, “Hey Mitt…be proud you’re rich! Show us the money!” The other half were saying, “Well, what are you hiding Mitt?”
And sure enough..it was just found out he WAS hiding something. Romney’s Federal Disclosures missed 26 accounts. He was hiding one, or two, or three..or four…bank accounts. 
The paper discovered at least 23 overseas accounts on his tax return that were not included on his financial disclosure forms. Among his assets were funds based in what the Times called “low-tax foreign countries such as Bermuda, the Cayman Islands and Luxembourg.”
Not only that…this!
The top donor to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, investment banking and securities firm, Goldman Sachs, received over $10 billion in emergency lending and bailouts from the Federal Reserve after the 2008 financial meltdown, according to public sources and published reports. Goldman backed Obama for election in 2008, and the firm, like many Wall Street institutions, is now backing Mitt Romney for president.
Nine out of Romney’s top 20 campaign contributors are big Wall Street Banks like Goldman. Six of those nine top contributors received over $161 billion in bailouts. Goldman leads in Romney’s donation, but Bain donated $327,000 to his campaign. Add George Soros telling the world there is no difference between Romney and Obama, well..just imagine how Obama is going to use this?
And speaking of Obama….it seems he’s married a serial thong abuser.
Our second contestant for having a problem with NOT acting like a big Marie Antoinette diva, is his wife, Michelle. 
You know, I can see our Presidents wanting to impress the King and Queen of Qatar. Qatar is now the location of U.S. Central Command’s Forward Headquarters and the Combined Air Operations Center. In 2010, Qatar had the world’s highest GDP per capita, while the economy grew by 19.40%, the fastest in the world.
What is not cool, is that they had to close down Madison Avenue just so the two Queens could go shopping.
As you can see…in addition to the thongs Michelle bought Obama some really cool sexy undershirts. But still…
Making half the city close down just so you can go shopping is more an action of a King than a President.
And I know…many of you say that “Joyanna…Snopes says this was a hoax!”
Right. Okay. Sure. Next time she leaves three hours before her husband on Air Force Two to go to Qatar, I’ll remember that.
There is no winner in this weeks contest.
Both Romney and Michelle were trying to hide their wealth and power. Nobody is used to it by now.
And I don’t know about you, but I’m having trouble picturing either one of those women in a thong. Do NOT look at this picture. 
Fashion Evolution: Not Always a…good thing.
Nobody Flashes
Hot off the fashion beat: Are you tired of wearing old tee-shirts from your 2000 vacation at Daytona Beach? Do those jeans that you bought ten years ago…look like something Don Imus would wear to a barbecue? Do you have to jump up and down and yell “HEY, SOMEBODY WANT TO HELP ME? ” when you walk into Neiman’s? Is it getting hard to compete with all those fifteen year olds who wander the streets in bikini tops?
Do you JUST need a change? Now that you have figured out you might never have the money for a boob job, what other remedies can you possibly go for to get that important rush of “wow” look at HER, that you need …ladies?
Well, I’m here to help. Here’s some really great fashions, just come in from Italy. All genius. One for a rainy day, one to wear as a hint that “Honey, it’s Valentine’s Day.” and you really need a present, and the third…shows you how hard at work our scientists are at inventing the best breast that money can’t buy.
The accesories, are also…very important. If it’s going to rain, you definitely need cool looking sunglasses. I suggest wearing the banana shoes with any of these fine creations, because WHEN you fall over, and you will, you can actually say, “Oh…I slipped on a banana peel!” Oh..my! Lady GAGA, eat your heart out. 
Margaret Thatcher and the Fog of Davos
Nobody’s Opinion:
There was a terrible car accident on Florida’s highway 95 this weekend. Nine people were killed because of fog. In fact, there was so much fog that the ambulance and police had trouble finding the wounded once they got to the scene. That’s pretty much sums up the state of the world right now. If you watch the news, it looks like most of the people in the world are in a fog: mentally, spiritually, and economically.
Riots, riots, riots, and more riots.
As you can see from the words of Margaret Thatcher, this consolidation of a few unelected elite at the top controlling the money and therefore the lives of the global populations has been gaining momentum for quite some time now. Today, England is trying to keep it’s sovereignty, from the unelected elite in the EU, and it’s a hard fight.
Last week in Davos, Switzerland (What a better place for the rich to feel safe…hidden high in the mountains.) where the elite meet openly each year… Klaus Schwab said he remained a deep believer in free markets but that capitalism is out of whack and needs to be fixed “to serve society.” 
It’s the “needs to be fixed” that bothers me. There was nothing wrong with capitalism in the first place. Transferring trillions of dollars from the taxpayers of the United States to bail out banks all over the world is hardly what anyone would call “capitalism.” But that’s not the point is it? From 2002 to 2007, 65 percent of all income growth in the United States went to the top 1 percent of the population. No matter how you want to slice that…the rich are doing fine after the great “recession” the rest of us, are not.
I know. I know…you might say..Joyanna, Obama is using class warfare to justify his socialistic ways. And that’s certainly true. But Obama lies. If he really believed what he was saying, that we should take more from the rich…he would have NEVER bailed them out in the first place, making the poor people of the Unites States pay for all those big ‘evil’ companies and banks. He believes in redistribution alright..he redistributed all our money to the rich. And so did George W. Bush.
What if Obama is not different than a Romney, or a Newt, or even a Rick Santorin? What if, the network of the rich elites are all tied together? According Chrystia Freeland, in her article in the Atlantic, (Jan. 20111) “The New Ruling Class, How the Global Elite is Leaving You Behind”..that’s exactly the case.
According to her, (And she should know, she hangs out with them.) they go to the same hotels, fly private jets, and they all have many homes in many countries. And they stick together. They do not have, nor do they care to have, any affiliation with any one nation. It’s a borderless world, but to the few hundred elite, it’s a small one. 
As we watch Romney battle Newt in Florida, we take note: Now that corporations can run attacks ads on Presidential candidates and whoever has the most companies with the most money in their pockets, gets the permission to pass GO. Their payback is big. GE—who gave millions to Obama’s election, paid no taxes last year on their $14 billion dollar profit. Jeffery has hotels on Boardwalk. GE will try hard to get Obama elected again. It’s the least they can do for their shareholders, right? It’s the same with all the green energy plants that Obama gave billions to. They gave to him first.
So, do we still have a government that represents us? Here’s why you can be sure, whoever gets elected will always put the elites who gave them money, before YOU.
The proof is right before our eyes: When a man like John Corzine misplaces $60 billion dollars of other people’s money, and no one even arrests him, what does that tell you?
A. They are all stupid B. They just like the guy. C. He personally handles their stock portfolios. D. The corruption in Washington is all pervasive. E. He’s one of them. F. All of the above.
Not one person in Congress was even outraged. They gave him a “mock” scolding and he was let go.
Here’s more proof of this elite plutocracy, composed of our top politicians and multinational CEO’s:
Obama puts a woman on the Supreme Court who will be the deciding vote in keeping the unconstitutional Obama health care law of the land. The law says, since Sonia Sotomayor helped get the law passed, she should excuse herself from the process, because she shouldn’t be allowed to judge that which she help create: But Justic Roberts, the head of the Supreme Court, a George W. Bush appointee says: No. She’s okay.
NO? The Supreme Court does not even obey its own laws?
And how about that big difference between the parties? They are blending together like sugar in molasses.
Now as we find out that our Congress has been getting rich off of insider trading, oops, do they get punished for that crime? Nope. (I don’t care if they ‘let’ themselves get by with it, it’s still a crime.)
Obama wants to pass a law. Not that it will matter. Our elite politicians can break any law, and go unpunished. They don’t even have to pay taxes…or go by Obamacare.
They are a rich elite class. They fly on our dime, wine on our dime, and don’t care.
They have no answers to the widening inequality gap, but a mounting realization that economic growth must include the poor, that job creation is critical, and that affordable food, housing, health care and education need to be part of any solution. –AP
Nobody Says: Nice press release.
Frankly, I don’t think they are worried at all. One of the CEO of the world’s largest hedge funds said that his investment committee often discusses the question of who wins and who loses and his senior colleagues had said that the hollowing out of the middle class didn’t really matter.
“His opinion was that if the transformation of the world economy lifts four people in China and India out of poverty and into the middle class, and meanwhile means one America drops out of the middle class, that’s not such a bad trade.”
Here in the U.S., we have lived so very long in the richest and freest nation on the planet, that we can’t imagine our country not recovering from the spiral we see ahead of us. The rich are getting scared, and to hide their riches from the “people” and governments that wish to tax their riches, they now put all their wealth in philanthrocapitalistic foundations, where no one can touch it. They live in guarded communities, on yachts, and planes. 
But here’s the good news: The slave trade didn’t last forever….and neither will the global plutocrats. After the fog lifts, and the damage is seen, good people, like Margaret Thatcher will come about.
You can’t keep the whole world in a fog forever. There are many lights ahead. We just have to find them.
Archie Bunker VS Obama
Nobody Gets MORE Email…
This time, Archie Bunker comes back to remind us all, just how long this liberal stuff has been going on.
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody Gets Email: Gov. Paul LaPage
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s a guy that Nobody knew about until I got this email…check this out. (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Meet Maine’s New Governor…In case you haven’t heard of this guy before, his name will stick in your mind. The new Maine Governor, Paul LePage, is making New Jersey’s governor Chris Christie look like an enabler. He isn’t afraid to speak what he thinks. Judging by the comments, every time he opens his mouth his popularity goes up.
He brought down the house at his inauguration when he looked up at the media box, shook his fist and said, “You’re on notice! I’ve got a financially troubled state to run. Observe…cover what you like, but don’t whine if I don’t waste time responding to your every need for your amusement.”
During his campaign for Governor, he was talking to commercial fishermen who are struggling because of federal fisherie regulations. They complained that Obama brought his family to Bar Harbor and Acadia National Park for a long Labor Day holiday and found time to meet with union leaders, but wouldn’t talk to the fishermen. The governor replied, “I’d tell him to go to hell and get out of my state.” The main stream media crucified LePage, but he jumped 6 points in the election poll.
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The Martin Luther King incident was a political sandlot which brought him National exposure. The ‘lame stream’ media crusified him, but word on the street is very positive. The NAACP asked LePage to spend MLK Day visiting black inmates at the state Prison. He told them that he would meet with All the inmates regardless of race, if he were to visit the prison. The NAACP balked and then put out a news release claiming that he refused to participate in any MLK events. He read the paper for the lst time the next morning while being driven to work and went ballistic because none of the reporters had called him for comment before running the NAACP attack.
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He arrived at that event and said in front of a TV camera, “If they want to play the race card on me they can kiss my ass.” He reminded them that he has an adopted black son from Jamaica, and that he attended the local MLK breakfast every year that he was mayor of Waterville. (He started his morning there on MLK Day.)
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He then stated that there’s a right way and a wrong way to meet with the Governor, and he put all special interests on notice that press releases, media leaks, and all demagoguery would prove to be the wrong way. He said that any other group, which acted like the NAACP could expect to be at the bottom of the Governor’s priority list.
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He then did the following, and judging from local radio talk show callers, his popularity increased even more: The state employees union complained because he waited until 3 P.M. before closing state offices and facilities and sending non-emergency personnel home during the last blizzard. The prior Governor would often close offices for the day with just a forecast before the first flakes. (Each time the state closes for snow, it costs the taxpayers about $1 million in wages for no work return.)
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LePage was CEO of the Marden’s chain of discount family bargain retail stores before election as governor. He noted that state employees getting off work early could still find lots of retail stores open to shop. So, he put the state employees on notice by announcing: “If Marden’s is open, Maine is open!” He told state employees:
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“We live in Maine in the winter, for heaven’s sake, and should know how to drive in it. Otherwise, apply for a state joy in Florida!”
Governor LePage symbolizes what America needs: Refreshing politicians who aren’t self-serving and who exhibit common sense.
We’re All Working Class Heros
Nobody Cares
I grew up with the Beatles. Like most young girls, Paul was my favorite, but the older I get, I find myself admiring John. John was really more of the intellectual…and if stories from history are right, he was the leader from the start. Somewhere after Yoko came into his life, he just let Paul take it over, as we all saw on Let It Be. Not that he could help himself…not many humans on the planet are blessed with that much raw creativity.
Still…this song is haunting. It’s simple…and like every true great piece of art…it evokes real emotion. Like the words or not…to many people on the planet, who get up, go to work, and try to fit in, and yet know, deep inside they are just passing the days because…they have to, feel connected to this song. This is one of my favorite songs by him.
I still love the soothing sound of John’s voice. …even to this day, I thank Tom Edison for giving us the gift of ‘recorded sound.”
A lot of bad things came out of my generation, but the BEATLES…was not one of them. In fact, we were blessed to be witnesses to the genius of John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Martin.
I was GOING to post Dylan’s Master of War next to this…but I just couldn’t spoil John.
Enjoy.
Dung Beetles VS Donkey Semen
Nobody’s Notes
This was a strange week, wasn’t it? It was like we were all forced to drink a full glass of donkey semen chased down with a shot of urine. I would have NEVER thought of that vision, if the TV. program, The Fear Factor, didn’t make it one of its challenges for its contestants. Nobody is going to use it for good measure. So, in honor of the fine minds at The Fear Factor, mental visions will be used to sum up the more absurd events from the past week.
Donkey Semen: Everyone this week was out to pour donkey semen down the throat of Newt Gingrich. He has been so stuffed with the stuff, its foaming out of his mouth. A big spurt came from Bob Dole the OTHER great Republican Presidential loser, who basically just complained about Newt carrying ice buckets around the capital instead of the usual Washington shit, and nobody knew why. His big ethics crime? He took the college course he taught, off on his taxes, something every poor taxpayer in the United States would find reasonable.
- glass of donkey semen
Compare that to Nancy Pelosi’s (the last house speaker) vast stock market gains and her personal manipulations of her office, to give herself billions of stock dividends with her power as Speaker, and Newt looks like a little boy stealing a piece of bubble gum, next a woman who just stole the state of Montana. We have MOUNTAINS of donkey semen floating down that woman. (Okay, do NOT picture that.)
And speaking of mountains…
Today, a rich man of Davos, admitted: They are calling Mitt Romney: “The Bartender.” Mitt will pretty much serve up anything you want, they said, and none of them are planning on losing any of their stock dividends: Mitt is the rich man with the Fannie and Freddie stock they hope gets elected: and speaking of rich men with stocks…
Glass of Urine: Everyone who has a car, wondered why in the WORLD would our President veto a harmless gas line from Canada? We were told, it was to please the environmentalists, who worry about what it will do to their moose, not to mention their green stocks, only to find out, that all those visits to the White House by Warren Buffet weren’t because two rich guys wanted to talk about how much they enjoy cheeseburgers. 
It seems Obama and Warren struck a deal. Warren will use his trains to ship the gas from Canada, which of course will raise the price of gas by at least 30 cents a gallon as opposed to 5 cents from the pipeline, which will make him richer than Bill Gates, if only Obama would stop it.
So…he did. (Okay, you tell me what happened.)
To seal this deal, Buffet got his $200,000 dollar a year secretary to come to the State of the Union address and look very sad that she has to pay more taxes than Warren. She not only is helping Obama’s promotion of “tax the rich” (Remember, you can’t touch Warren’s fortunes, he has hidden his riches at Bill Gates House.) but help Obama to get the women voters back on his side…which brings me to..
Donkey Semen: Every feminist on the planet is going to grab this news and run to the bank with it: according to FOX NEWS today: a new spices of DUNG BEETLE has been found, and unlike most spices, this female dung beetle actually has the bigger HORN then the man, and does ferocious battle. Yes, Rachael Maddow can be rest assured, she has evolved from a proud dung beetle. We won’t hear the last of this great Darwinian discovery….
Glass of Urine while lying in a bed of snakes: This hasn’t got into the mainstream news…because the dirty little secret is the men at Davos helped get Obamacare installed, and want it desperately to stay there because of “globalization and overpopulation.”
There was a heartbreaking story of two parents who were trying to get a kidney transplant for their “retarded” child. The great panel of doctors came into the boardroom, and denied the parents the operation, even though someone from the family was going to donate the kidney, BECAUSE…the girl was retarded and not worth saving. It’s reality folks. Read about it here…or not. Frankly, I’d rather read about the next spurt of urine being aimed at Gingrich ….
Donkey Semen: Yes, believe it or not, Mitt Romney ridiculed Newt Gingrich for wanting to go to the moon. He doesn’t know how in the world we can pay for it. “The moon can wait.” said Romney.
Obama has already spent enough money for us to go to the Orion Nebula and back, with nothing to show for it, but Mitt is more concerned with Newt wanting to send people to the moon. Nobody can own the moon he says. And you know who agrees with Mitt?
Glass of Urine: Vladimir Putin.
Vladimir Putin has branded America a nation which ‘wants to control everything’ during a scathing verbal attack on the U.S. (When you’re people don’t like you…blame the U.S. for your poverty..old Russian trick.) 
Yes, Vladimir: WE WANT to Control the Moon, and you have to take us there!
Let them each eat a dung beetle in a pile of scorpions, because this Nobody will not be coming back if I got on Newt’s flight to the moon.
Why?
Right now Iran is killing bloggers who “spread corruption.” It’s only a matter of time before that glass of urine spreads…and this Nobody has spread enough dung to last a lifetime on this blog.
Our President Obama just signed a UN treaty to control the internet…and who controls the UN?
You’re right! Arabian Dung Beetles, and Snakes! In fact, rumor has it, the United Nations is the real inspiration for The Fear Factor. As for Obama, he leads the nation in stuffing donkey semen down just about every open orifice on the planet.
And I just realized…I’d better end this before I try to elaborate on the finer points of semen. Somebody in Dallas, is still looking for Debbie.
What Ever Happened to That Good Old Striker of Mine?
Nobody Flashes
Here’s a home video taking in Watsonville, California, south of Santa Cruz. Nobody knows where these “striker” vehicles came from, but notice, they have street tires on them, and most of them are camo- green.
It was reported:
A joint military training exercises will be held evenings in downtown Los Angeles through Thursday, according to the Los Angeles Police Department. The exercises are designed to ensure the military’s ability to operate in urban environments, prepare forces for upcoming overseas deployments, and meet mandatory training certification requirements, police said.
So, one can only imagine if these are leftover from Iraq, and are going to be stored…used in the L.A. exercise, or given to Steven Speilburg for being such a good guy.
These trains have also been spotted in Oregon
ENJOY! And don’t worry. Tires blow.
If you look close enough, you can see Warren Buffett sitting on striker no. 186, strumming his ukulele.
Obama Will SAVE You! And Even Call Your Dad.
Nobody’s Fool
Secondary to the State of the Union Speech, is something that nobody is talking about, but it is very disturbing to this Nobody.
Staged PR events. The President has the camera and the full attention of the world during the State of the Union Address to the Nation, and what does he do?
He stages a Navy Seal rescue at the same moment he is talking. 
DON’T tell me he didn’t.
We all saw Obama walk into the House Chamber, and go right up to Leon Panetta, who is now in charge of the Defense forces overseas, and say, very loudly:
“Leon, Good job tonight. Good job tonight.”
Panetta had been at the White House, where he had monitored the progress of the operation, before the speech. The raid was still being wrapped up when the president spoke to him.
The next day, we find out in the morning headlines, that at the very same time, Obama was talking, he had sent into Somalia, a team of 50 Navy Seals, who shot and killed nine Somalia thugs who were holding two people, American Jessica Buchanan and Dane Poul Hagen. They were humanitarian workers who had been helping to demine the area, before they were kidnapped—
Over a YEAR ago.
Let me say that again: Over a year ago.
Now, while we are certainly all impressed that our great “commander in chief” took his immense power and rescued an American women because she was near death, the fact that he waited until he could use that power at the exact moment in his reelection campaign to make himself look good to the voters, especially to the conservatives and women…..
Is rather disgusting.
My (x Navy Seal) husband said: “Oh gee…a year? How many times has she been raped in a year?’
And if you don’t think this was PR…you have only to look at the picture taken and sent to every media outlet of Obama talking to the father of that girl…to tell him that Obama saved his daughter, and she is coming home, and then released. A real President would have made that call in private and not made sure a picture was taken of it. 
‘President’ Obama released this statement the next day.
“This is yet another message to the world that the United States of America will stand strongly against any threats to our people,”
Yes, our great Obama in his effort to convince the American people that he cares, will go to no ends to get himself reelected, even if it means he has to try to appear that he really cares about some American woman in Somalia, and sent in his personal Navy Seal Crack team at his command
Don’t be fooled by this: The message is: Everything he does, is only for his own advantage.
History will report what a great military commander Obama was.
What it won’t report, is the truth.
Mitt or Newt? Paper VS Rock
Nobody Wonders
Let’s see..We’ve made it through a zillion debates and the State of the Union according to the Magic Obama Master, and the opposition group is down to four, with two frontrunners.
We have to pick: Who’s the worst of the two Evil Republicans who are leading the pack that Obama should debate? That was the big question of the day.
On the Gingrich side: We have Michael Reagan, who’s father Ronald Reagan, didn’t even mention in his diary according to Mitt. Fred Thompson is for Newt. And a man who makes more sense most of the time than all of the above put together: Thomas Sowell picks Newt.
Nancy likes Mitt? Nancy…the woman who is responsible for Obama’s LIVE TO DIE Obamacare, prefers Mitt Romney.
I’d say that puts Newt in a good light. So…is this a trick?
So, what could Nancy know? Just the fact that she has come out and threatened the man is enough to rally a few more million to vote for him, just because it was such a lowlife thing to do.
They must really want Mitt. Do we want to give them Mitt?
How are we going to decide between the two?
Nobody Suggests the Sam and Dean method:
Obama’s State of the Union According to Mother and Child: Give HIM the Bill
Nobody Knows
If you missed it, then here’s an imaginary summary from this little girl watching then State of the Union Address with her mama. She sums it up pretty nicely.
Little Girl Wow…look at Michelle mama… in that gorgeous blue dress. How much did that cost? Here comes Hillary…look, her hair looks like her mom did it. (I wish my mom could make my hair have a diamond tiara in it.)
Here comes Obama. He keeps saying over and over: “Good to see you.” He saying it to EVERYONE! Is he glad to see EVERYONE? Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you….
Oh my…look at that old lady give Obama the biggest hug I’ve ever seen. She’s so old. She’s on the Supreme Court. Why does SHE get such a big hug. What did Obama do for her? Wish he’d hug me like that. 
Okay, that man behind him just told us he is the President of the United States. Didn’t we all know that? Why are they announcing it again?
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Mama, look—everyone is standing up!
Mama They are giving him a standing ovation because he is talking about our brave soldiers. I’m going to try that trick next time I give my speech at school. EVERYONE always applauses the soldiers.
Little Girl He says we all need to act like the soldiers. They have made us safe. He wants us to follow their example and act like the soldiers. His grandfather and grandmother were part of a larger part. Okay, we must be like soldiers. Dad told me soldiers obey orders, I guess that’s what he wants us to do.
President says everyone should play by the same rules? Does that mean I can go on Air Force One, and play with Bo? 
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Little Girl President Obama says the State of the Union is getting stronger. HUH? MOM? He said that GM leads in world sales.
Mama Because they sell and build in China, it has nothing to do with us sweetie.
Little Girl He wants us all to give money to community colleges so that people can learn how to work. Some lady who got fired was given a job by some company who paid for her training. Her hair looks like cousin. No one is going to have to pay for education…
He wants the bill.
He says the poor teachers work for no pay. He wants us to pay the good teachers MORE. He wants to make it a law that all kids HAVE to go to school until 18. What happens if I can’t? I might not live that long? Will they arrest me? Will Obama take my dad? He wants us to pay for more students to go to college, especially the illegal ones.
Am I illegal? He wants all illegal’s to stay here, and get free education, and send him another bill
He wants the bill. He will sign it. That’s what he said. He keeps saying that.
Little Girl: Okay, now he is talking about energy. He is looking for oil…wait…I thought he told everyone they couldn’t do any oil searching after that big BP oil spill? He says climate change is not going fast enough so HE has told the military to BUILD a solar city? Or what? The military is going to build a future new energy city for over 3 million people? Will that cost money? The Navy will build it. Doesn’t the Navy build boats?
Wow…look Mama! Look at the light from the sky shining on him…it’s like a halo from god…God is shining beams of light on him!…ooooo000000…..
Mama No honey, that’s just a special effect they do with camera’s. It’s dark there now sweetie. Trust me, that’s not from God.
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Little Girl: He still wants to build roads. Didn’t he say that a long time ago? And he wants to build another Hoover dam. Wow. Wait—- he said that he will not put up with mercury poisoning for the kids. Wait, all our new light bulbs are filled with mercury!
MOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!! Obama is going to arrest you! You are trying to poison me with mercury!
(Maybe mom doesn’t love me?)
Mama: No honey, I love you. I would never do that.
Little Girl: President Obama says he will not let those mean nasty bankers ever do that nasty stuff ever again:
He wants a bill.
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He wants a bill!
He wants to outlaw insider trading. What’s that mom?
He just said it again: Send him the bill!
Wait…he’s quoting Lincoln. I just read that book by Mr. O’Reilly: He says he believes just like Republican Abraham Lincoln:
“That government should do for people only what they cannot do better by themselves -and no more.”
Mmmmm I’m confused. He doesn’t like anything we do for ourselves.
Wow…mama…He said the executive branch is outdated. He wants more power..so that he can gather everything together into one big..something.
Mama: He wants more power honey..so that he can bypass Congress, and make all the laws himself.
- Mama
Little Girl: Is that a good thing mom?
Mama: No honey, it’s not.
Little Girl: He is saying that if Congress doesn’t do anything he will do what he needs to do.
Does that mean that he doesn’t like Congress mom?
Mama: Yes dear
Little Girl: Mama, Obama doesn’t like Iran. He likes Jews. He seems really mad at Syria. He says we are a Pacific power. He is also mad at Iran. He will do anything necessary to stop the bad guys. Mom…is Obama going to kill all those people? He killed bin Laden right?
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Little Girl: Hey, he talking about the Seals teams again mama. Everyone is standing up again and giving him a standing ovation!
Mama: Yeah, how else would he get one— pretty smart speech writer.
Little Girl: Obama says he has the flag that the guys used to kill Bin Laden mom…how come he gets to keep it? (Mama says nothing.)
He says we should all be like the army. Trust each other. SERVE.
Oh, there he goes. He looks sad. Those black ladies keep trying to kiss him. 
MAMA: Okay, what did you learn tonight, baby?
Little Girl: I must be a good soldier, and trust Obama. Obama is going to spend a lot of money helping illegal’s, and college students, and people losing their houses, and building new roads, and new cities with the Navy, and he wants us to send him the bill.
He must be a rich man mama, to want to pay the bill to all that stuff. 
Mama?
Mama: What honey?
Little Girl: I though Obama didn’t like rich people? Does that mean he doesn’t like himself?
Mama: Well, he only likes the ones who give him money, honey, and I say Obama likes himself a..lot. So much in fact, that he wants to be our first King.
Now let’s go fix that hair.
Little Girl: Mama…can I sleep in the dark tonight? I don’t think I want the light on anymore..I don’t want to get poisoned.
Mama: Sure baby, I think that’s a good idea.
We ALL Love to Watch Car Smashes…Admit It.
Nobody Flashes
What fun! Winter is here, and all the cities are cutting their salt budgets due to the fact that they have big government pensions to pay, so those side streets just won’t get salted.
Welcome to the New America, where your government ran out of money!
Enjoy! I am, because these poor people…are not me.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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