Buddy Did NOT Have His Own Plane….Sad.
Nobody Reports
Ahh….there’s NOTHING like having a tax-free charity to support your lavish travel expenses, is there? Why else do you think all the rich set up the NGO’s? 
And today, somehow, the Clinton’s travel expenses were released—by Edward Snowdon.
No, I’m kidding.
No doubt the Clinton’s want to get all the unpleasant stuff out-of-the-way so we’ll forget all about it by-election time, where Hillary will probably be compared to Mother Teresa, The Virgin Mary, and the first gay running for office. But she will stay married to Bill because he has done so much for the world.
WASHINGTON – Bill Clinton’s foundation has spent more than $50 million on travel expenses since 2003, an analysis of the non-profit’s tax forms reveal.
Yes, it takes millions of dollars to travel to Rwanda, just to give a village a $50 well, and an important photo-op for Chelsea, who is now warming up for her mother and taking over the family business of learning how to live off other people’s money.
The web of foundations run by the former president spent an eye-opening $12.1 million on travel in 2011 alone, according to an internal audit conducted by foundation accountants. That’s enough to by 12,000 air tickets costing $1,000 each, or 33 air tickets each day of the year.
That overall figure includes travel costs for the William J. Clinton Foundation (to which Hillary and Chelsea are now attached) of $4.2 million on travel in 2011, the most recent year where figures are available.
Bill Clinton of course misses Air Force One, so he likes to fly around in a Boeing 727. Who wouldn’t? Leave it to the Clinton’s to not pay for ANYTHING in their lives. The 727 is donated by a rich billionaire donor.
I need to get one of those.
BUT…next to the Obama’s, the Clinton’s look like Middle Class yokels. Obama has spent $1.4 billion dollars running around, and everybody knows, it goes up every second. Not to mention, they got another dog for BO…a girl named Sunny, because its gets lonely being the only dog on HIS own private jet. They might have to get a bigger jet for the dogs. In fact, that’s the plan, don’t you think? Puppies…to rationalize the extra plane? 
On the other hand, we must ask ourselves: Will Hillary’s travel expenses be even more than Obama’s if she becomes President?
You bet. Bill will need another Air Force One, and Chelsea will need a Boeing 727.
All they need to do is get some more pets, because Bill’s last dog… Buddy…well. You don’t really want to know what happened to him. Let’s just say, he didn’t get his own plane, and it’s a shame. Because if Bill had gotten Buddy his own plane, then he would still be alive, because Bill left him at home with Secret Agents, and Buddy got run over by a car, even though he was being watched by two very expensive baby sitters courtesy of the taxpayers.
There’s a moral to this story here…I’ll let you find it. I can’t.
Nobody’s Perfect: Facebook VS NSA
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week we have two security mishaps: Facebook VS the NSA
Let’s start with the genius who single handedly invented the perfect spying system for the U.S. government: Mark Zuckerburg. It seems Mark must have been out looking at Google glasses instead of taking care of business, A Palestinian hacker found a way to get on Mark’s personal message board:
A computer hacker has broken into Facebook owner Mark Zuckerberg’s account and posted a message on his homepage to show how the site’s security is deficient, after the company’s security team snubbed his efforts to report the problem.
The man, who goes by the name “Khalil,” said on his blog that he submitted several reports to Facebook’s “white hat” team about a site vulnerability that allowed him to post on anybody’s wall, despite their security settings, reports Gizmodo.
But the second time Khalil submitted the error, he received an e-mail telling him “I am sorry this is not a bug.”
“Exploiting bugs to impact real users is not acceptable behavior for a white hat,” said Facebook. ”
Researchers are permitted to create test accounts through a special Facebook site, the social network’s security team said, noting that more than $1 million has been paid out in rewards to people who report bugs.
Right. The guy tries to help Zuckerface out, and Zuckerberg acts like your usually immoral liberal: He tells him thanks, but get lost. After all, the government can get on FACEBOOK and get into anybody’s homepage, so what’s new here?
And then, there’s the NSA:
Last week, The Washington Post reported that an NSA internal audit and other secret documents provided by Snowden showed the agency “has broken privacy rules or overstepped its legal authority thousands of times each year since Congress granted the agency broad new powers in 2008.”
But there was less than meets the eye in this story, Journal editors write. “The critics claim to have finally found evidence of government abuse, but the truth is that the evidence shows no abuse and even reveals admirable self-monitoring by the NSA.” The audit reveals that the agency only broke its privacy rules 2,776 times over the last year among the tens of millions of communications it intercepts monthly. And the auditors said the majority of slip-ups were “database query incidents due to human error.”
Wow. This is how you spin it. You tell the American citizen that — “Hey! Mathematically speaking, we are doing a great job at collecting everybody data, aren’t we!”
Nobody wants to know why we are spending trillions funding the unconstitutional NSA spying when Facebook does most of the surveillance on everybody in the world for free?
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
David Miranda—a journalist working with the Guardian who visited Edward Snowdon in Russia, and very stupidly took his laptop and all his notes with him on his return trip to Britian. He was stopped by the British government, interrogated for 9 hours, and then his laptop and notes were confiscated.
Really…hasn’t he EVER seen a James Bond movie?
He should have found some chick at the airport to carry that back for him.
So, David Miranda, you win the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week! Congratulations! Unless of course…
You really gave them….holiday pictures of Moscow encoded with secrets because Edward Snowdon is actually an undercover agent for the CIA.
Michelle is a Single Mom, and Obama is Gay…Who Knew?
Nobody Flashes
Could Obama actually have done smack in the back of a limo while some guy came down on him? And even it he did, and he IS gay, why should we care?
Well, by Obama’s own admission he did cocaine, and just about everything else in his past, so if he did heavy drugs, I don’t think the “homo’ part would be surprising at all.
The reason we SHOULD care, is that half the country, will forever be watching Oprah Winfrey (who by many witnesses had her own crack habit) and Jane Fonda rewrite the historical record that Ronald Reagan did not care about black people…with their newly released…”All White Men are Racists” movie, while ignoring the fact that we might have a homo-crack addict running the world.
Notice…Michelle is a single mom. Who knew?
Oh SURE…I can do that.
Nobody Gets Email
Look what you can do if you get off your computer! Something tells me most of these people could care less about email. And none of them have a problem levitating.
Click on my title, which takes you to a bigger page, then enlarge this…and enjoy!
And…don’t try this at home.
(Thanks to my liberal friend, JR)
Bill Whittle and the Mad, Mad World
Nobody Gets Email
I WAS going to post Obama’s weekly address to the Nation, where he talks about how he wants to help the middle class, and how health care is a ‘right’, but then I saw this. There are so many great pundits making video’s now, I think it’s absolute fabulous, and Bill Whittle is one of my favorites. If only HE were President.
And because of the great online journalism, Diane Feinstein wants to pass a bill:
The most recent congressional threat to the free press in the United States comes from California Democrat U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein.
In a proposed amendment to a media shield law being considered by Congress, Feinstein writes that only paid journalists should be given protections from prosecution for what they say or write. The language in her proposal is raising concerns from First Amendment advocates because it seems to leave out bloggers and other nontraditional forms of journalism that have proliferated in recent years thanks to the Internet.
So, they want to “jail” your for your opinions now? How else do we take that? I guess that’s why Holder wants to release all the drug addicts—to make room for those pesky bloggers.
Nobody’s Email: Canada Has STRONGER Beer?
Nobody Gets Email
This was so cute, and such a catchy song, I just had to share it.
Canada claims…it has stronger beer than us, and who am I to dispute that? I don’t even drink beer. Although, beer is good for slopping on barbecue, and holding curls in your hair.
And I had no idea that their football field was longer. There is one problem with this song though: Someone should tell the Canadian singing this, that he sounds like he from Texas—- and THIS Nobody wants to know why?
I thought we all could use some…thoughts about something other than watching the Muslim Brotherhood burn down buildings in Cairo, and hearing about the death count EVERY TEN MINUTES!!
So…Enjoy!
(Thanks to J.R. ) Who also sent me this:
Ya Gotta Love Reggie Love….
Nobody Cares
The lovable Reggie Love, so excited to be the President’s best buddy…has finally come out and made his ‘buddy’ look like the fraud that he is.
First: He ALMOST said where Obama was born.
Second: He then insisted Obama was playing cards during Benghazi and didn’t feel like watching it. Gee…just imagine if George W. Bush had been playing cards during 9/11, because he didn’t want to watch it?
And yet, Oprah Winfrey,…does nothing.
Personally, I think if you are President of the United States you shouldn’t have time to play cards, let alone golf every day.
And by the way…what EXACTLY does Reggie Love do for the President besides play cards? I think we all ought to know if Reggie is gay, don’t you? Then Obama could claim to be the first ‘gay’ President too! After all, lots of gays marry and have children before they settle down with the one they really love.
Could Reggie Love be Obama’s REAL love? After all…he’s no different from a Monica Lewinsky.
Until we know what he does, we can all speculate. We’re Americans. It’s what we do, and frankly, I think we should to MORE of it, not less.
Nobody Remembers Ngo Dinh Diem
Nobody Remembers
HA! Obama backed the wrong man in Egypt, the place has gone nuts, and he has to come out today and acted like he had nothing whatsoever to do with it. It’s a big mess.
(Sigh.) Obama helped Mohamed Morsi by sending him millions of dollars (some estimates 2 billion) and 20 advanced jets, while Morsi was saying things against the United States. He backed a Jew hating, Christian hating, American hating, horrible thug of a man, who forced a strict Islamic Constitution on his people, and I wish I could say that Nobody Remembers this happening before, but before Morsi, there was Ngo Dinh Diem.
You remember him don’t you? He was the little squirt of a guy that we backed in Vietnam, even after Eisenhower advisers called him ‘hopeless,’ and the French prime ministers Edgar Faure called him, “not only incapable, but mad.” That didn’t stop John F. Kennedy from claiming that Diem’s regime was “The cornerstone of the free world in Southeast Asia, the keystone to the arch, the finger in the dyke.’
Lyndon Johnson compared him to Churchill.
Nobody Notice:—Before the Vietnam War the United States had not been ‘attacked’ by the communists of North Vietnam, unlike on 9/11, or Pearl Harbor. But, our great leaders had to come up with something. Communism was coming after us OVER THERE if we didn’t go OVER THERE to stop it. Sound familiar? (The Jihadist will come over here if we don’t go over there to stop it. )
My neighbor might come OVER here and steal my lawn mower if I don’t go over to his house and nail his garage door shut.
(Nobody Thinks they must teach these political guys all the lines at conferences on World BS 101.)
Why did the democrats pick Diem? He was a devout Catholic who had seen years in exile in New Jersey. (Mohamed Morsi had been a professor in California!) South Vietnam was 95 percent Buddhist….and he was all about ruling, not as a democracy but as an autocratic dictator with his family and friends in control. Pretty much what the Muslim Brotherhood does. Rule by Theocratic Thugs.
Nhu, his brother became the head of the secret police. And his wife was a real peach. Madame Nhu abolished divorce and made adultery a crime. She banned contraceptives, beauty contest, and boxing matches. She closed Saigon’s nightclubs and ballrooms…in Saigon. Not that the place didn’t need a bit of cleaning up, but….let’s just say Morsi would have loved her.
In other words, Diem believed in divine rule, (like Morsi) and he was divine.
One CIA guy said Diem was…”Very prissy. Very authoritarian,. Rather pompous.”
And just like a good democrat, he held an election and claimed himself victory with 98 percent of the vote….(NO doubt he learned that in Jersey) Of course, it was a lie. He bought his own troops into Saigon to vote. He stuffed ballot boxes. We spend a million dollars a day propping up this guy.
Diem was one of the main reasons we ‘lost’ the war in Vietnam, and a whole generation of American man lost their lives. Not to mention, the millions that were killed by the communists afterwards.
But..Presidents don’t think of these things, evidently.
One of the worst ideas Diem had, that drove his own people into the arms of the communists , was his “strategic hamlet” program. Peasants were forced from their native villages, to move into fortified villages that were often miles from their fields or markets. It was basically forced labor. The French had given the farmers free land, but then Diem made them pay for the land they already had. And just like Mohamed Morsi.. the things people needed— like hospitals, schools, social services, jobs… etc, he ignored. Many people joined the Viet Cong just to “get Diem.”
The people, like people everywhere, just wanted to be left alone.
So here’s the pattern. The United States picks some leader they think will be under their control, they send them BILLIONS, and everything under the sun, and then that guy turns around and $&% us.
Have you noticed the pattern?
Later on, Diem’s own cabinet, noticing the suffering of the people, offered modest reforms to him. He got so mad he closed newspapers, and arrested journalists— students, calling everyone who went against him a communist. (Morsi did this too. )
Diem continued to get billions from the United States, and funneled that money into his personal military and police to protect himself from his own citizens rather than to fight the Viet Cong.
Diem was a ‘puppet who pulled his own strings.’ Sort of like Karsi, only he didn’t wear a stupid cape.
And while Diem was playing King, Kennedy, in direct violation of the Geneva agreement sent in our military. When, troops, advisers, and 47 helicopters were already going on bombing missions, Kennedy was asked in a news conference on January 15, 1962, if the United States were engaged in Vietnam.
His one world answer was “no.”
In the meantime, Diem went in hiding and let his brother, Nhu, run the show. And then Nhu, turned on the Buddhists. They told them they could not fly their flag.
Then , one day, Diem’s men fired upon a Buddhist crowd killing a woman and 8 children. The Buddhists starting protesting. Madame Nhu blamed the Americans. No, Madame Nhu was not proud of her country..(.If only she could have talked to Michelle. )
On June 11, an old Buddhist protested Deim’s treatment of the Buddhists by setting himself on fire. Diem then declared martial law and sent his loyal forces to attack Buddhist temples in cities throughout the country. They arrested monks and nuns. Morsi has done the very same thing to the Christians in Egypt.
When the United States threatened to stop giving Deim and Nhu money, Nhu started working with the communists. Nhu’s own general worked with the United States and they …were …uh…killed. Nobody Knows who killed them, but the jungle is a good guess. ( Or…they’re drinking champagne back in New Jersey.)
It took twelve more years, to end that war. We lost 58,286 KIA, 153,303, WIA. And millions of South Vietnamese were killed after we left.
And so, Obama gave Morsi billions, and Morsi did exactly what Ngo Dinh Diem did. He forgot the people, and started to repress them all. Now his men are killing Christians. And Obama is condemning, NOT the Muslim brotherhood, but the military that is killing the people KILLING Christians.
Go figure. .
And so, will Obama keep backing the Muslim Brotherhood, as he now backs Al-Qaeda in Syria? Will the poor people in Egypt who are just trying to get the Muslim Brotherhood out of their government get a fair support from OUR media?
Is that a stupid question or what?
Nobody’s Fool: Aston Kutcher
Nobody’s Fool
This week’s Nobody’s Fool award goes to that “sexy” guy, Aston Kutcher, who came to his senses and divorced Dimi Moore, (Really, next time she should pick a liberal to marry) and has surprised us all by giving this wonderful uplifting speech at the Teen Choice award.
I still haven’t gotten over Bono coming out and saying capitalism WORKS! HA! And now this! And it’s not even a full moon!
Enjoy! I certainly did.
Glenn Beck Steals Molotov’s Show? Creepy.
Nobody Wonders
When I heard that Glenn Beck was calling one of his new TV programs “For the Record” I was totally shocked. (Okay, I admit. I have always thought Glenn was capable of it.)
First: There is NO WAY that Glenn Beck’s staff could not have known that this was a blatant steal of a very popular conservative video blog.
Second: It’s just another big slight that Glenn has done. Glenn Beck is always talking about his reputation, his honesty, his honor…and this makes Glenn Beck look just as sneaky and creepy as some of the politicians he goes after every single day.
Yes…Glenn Beck has a creepy side to him. Yes, there I said it. He is a businessman, and therefore to him , I guess, the end justifies the means. But to steal this title…is pretty slimy. It’s not even smart.
So..
FOR THE RECORD:
Do unto Others As you would have other do unto you…Glenn Beck ! Give the money due to this man for infringing on his great Trademark, or…since Molotov is such a great guy…either give him a job, or apologize.
Quit being a creep, because what you did…was just plain…greedy and wrong…and you know it. , Mormon or not, Jesus will not let you into his heaven if you keep it up, no matter how much good you do in the world.
Nobody Wonders if Glenn Beck will apologize to Molotov, but I think we all should keep calling him on it.
Nobody’s Fool: Rafael Cruz
Nobody’s Fool
If Ted Cruz just used his father on stage everywhere he went, Karl Rove would have a VERY hard time demonizing him. Rafael Cruz…is siimply great. And just to prove how right he is, when he says the government wants to take away your religion and replace it with worshiping the state…I post….the evidence:














