Nobody Remembers Donna Summers— or Maybe Not
Nobody Remembers
If you think that May the 18th is just another day, remember as you grab that morning energy drink…lots of things have happened in history on May 18, and here’s some of my Nobody thoughts on them;
On May 18….
1096 – Crusaders massacre Jews of Worm.
(The Jews lived in a city called ‘Worm?’ When you think of the shape of Israel, sort of could look like a worm. Those &$%$ crusaders.)
(Yes, not only the worm living Jews, the Acre Christians were attacked. And YOU think it’s over? HA!)
1631 – John Winthrop is elected 1st governor of Massachusetts.
(Good old John Winthrop. He was John Adams old schoolmaster and he taught a lot of those revolutionary giants. Goes to show you what a good teacher can do when he’s left alone.)
1642 – Montreal Canada founded 
(On May the 18th a great city was born…and then…)
1765 – Fire destroys a large part of Montreal, Quebec.
1756 – England declares war on France
(Which is bound to happen again sooner or later. I give it a few more years.)
1803 – Britain declares war on France after Napoleon Bonaparte continues interfering in Italy & Switzerland
(So, England became Britain? (?)Even back then, nations used to DECLARE war. They don’t do that anymore. That was a nice thing…you know…official war declarations. Remember those?)
1804 – Napoleon Bonaparte proclaimed Emperor of France
(It must have been hard crowning that little head yourself. )
1830 – Edwin Budding of England signs an agreement for manufacture of his invention, lawn mower. Saturdays are destroyed forever. 
(Man writing these historical records, actually has a sense of humor.)
1860 – Republican Party nominates Abraham Lincoln for president.
(And to this DAY, all Democrats proclaim him to be their savior, but forget to mention that he was a Republican)
1863 – Siege of Vicksburg, MS
(Three years later to the day, Abe has big problems. Three years later…Obama main worry is student loans.)
1897 – Irish Music Festival 1st held (Dublin)
(Think I’ll get drunk, dance Irish jigs, and mow the lawn today.)
1897 – Dracula, a novel by Irish author Bram Stoker is published.
(Continuing forever endless teen vampire movies where blood sucking is a good thing.)
1910 – Passage of Earth through tail of Halley’s Comet causes near-panic
(Same thing happens when Obama smokes and parties in the White House.)
1927 – Grauman’s Chinese Theater opens in Hollywood California.
(Jackie Chan was actually there.)
1933 – On the very same day, May 18th..The Tennessee Valley Act (TVA) Act signed by FDR, to build dams and the 1st major league All-Star Game announced for July 6 at Comiskey Park that it will be played as part of the Chicago World’s Fair.
(Proving once again, that Major League Baseball has survived floods, steroids, and socialist dictators)
1934 – Congress approves “Lindbergh Act,” makes kidnapping a capital offense
(Uh…they needed CONGRESS to make it a capitol offense? What was it before Congress stepped in..an interesting babysitting story?)
1934 – Jimmie Foxx hits 1st HR in Comiskey Park center field bleachers
(Back then, the steroid was beer and peanuts, but Jimmie swore before Congress that he did not drink or eat. )
1934 – TWA began commercial service
(And millions of men finally dreamed of flying a stewardess. It was where Hugh Hefner got his idea for the Playboy club. Honest. Really. He just added the rabbits. )
1948 – Saudi Arabia joins invasion of Israel
(There was an ‘invasion?’ And WHO did they join? Was it because of the Worm again?
1953 – 1st woman to break sound barrier (Jacqueline Cochrane, USA)
(No…that was actually Ethel Merman)
1954 – European Convention on Human Rights goes into effect 
(I thought this was important so that we all remember the date. Now, the European Union gives no human “rights.” to anyone unless they are part of the elite rulers. You’ve come a long way, EU.)
1963 – “If You Wanna Be Happy” by Jimmy Soul hits
(Never make a pretty woman your wife!) I love that song.
1964 – Supreme Court rules unconstitutional to deprive naturalized citizens of citizenship if they return to home country for more than 3 years
(Somebody call Singapore)
1967 – Silver hits record $1.60 an ounce in London and Gene Roddenberry suggests 16 names including Kirk for Star Trek Capt.
(Good for him. The black caucus now demands the whole country and all its wealth, and pretty much gets it. By the way…All they really needed to do is make just ONE demand—like the rest of us–resign.)
1980 – Mount St Helens blows its top in Washington State, 60 die
(Some because they were just too stupid, to get out of the way)
1994 – Israel withdraws from the Gaza Strip
(After the Worm trouble, I wouldn’t have.)
1998 – United States v. Microsoft: The United States Department of Justice and 20 U.S. states file an antitrust case against Microsoft.
(Bill Gates VS Janet Reno…Those were the good old days. Now we have The American Tea Party People VS Eric Holder)
Okay…that’s enough. Too much information? Well, you can always watch old Donna Summers video tapes…or an eclipse.You can never get bored..on May 18. History is a full circle of loons. 
(Now, wasn’t this more fun than me telling you how many times I had to sing “She Works Hard for the Money.” to a lot of really drunk, irish people? Really, I don’t remember. )
Nobody’s Fashion Fool: Jane Fonda
Nobody’s Fool
Somehow, on the day that Donna Summer, sex Disco goddess, dies at 63, Jane Fonda, the woman who proved that you can survive just about anything, includding years of spouting liberal mush, shows the world just how marvelous a 74- year- old can look!
Plastic Surgery cannot hide sagging skin. And so, what does Jane do? She covers the old skin with light skin-toned material.
Smart!
As for the face…you have to admit. Money can buy you just about anything but…health. You might not like her politics… but you have to admire her for her spunk. One thing she did do for women, she got them moving again.
Ted Turner…what were you thinking?
Will Muslims Be The Future Teachers of America?
Nobody Wins
Everyone from Bill Gates, to George W. Bush, (fair enough, he tried) to every CEO in the country have all said, our kids won’t be able to compete with the other nations, and they are absolutely right. How many times do they have to dumb down tests because the kids are so clueless? The teachers are too.
Blame the unions. Blame the democrats who support and depend on this vast monopoly, blame the politician, blame the hip hop culture …it doesn’t matter. The problem never gets solved. And I hate to tell you this: it won’t be.
The unions are entrenched like a stench of bad gangrene. You would almost have to cut off the rot and start over to get anywhere. Too many people make too much money for it to be overhauled. Our teachers are entrenched government workers. We are paying millions of teachers to babysit and indoctrinate, and dumb down whole generations of kids, and then we give them big pensions for doing such a bad job.
And if you blame the American parent—I’m going to scream. (Sure Joyanna! Go ahead.)
Parents have no say in it whatsoever. The teacher’s union have fought the charter schools tooth and nails in every state. Homeschoolers too. Any Americans who wanted to start their own schools outside the unions would not be allowed to…more than likely, they’d be jailed.
BUT…if you are a Muslim, that’s a whole different matter. Last week Leslie Stahl did a piece on this subject: Yes, YOU paid for it…Turkish teachers coming to teach your children. Right along with the mosques, the Muslims are building schools, where the “disadvantaged’ can get a great education.
Over the past decade scores of charter schools have popped up all over the U.S., all sharing some common features. Most of them are high-achieving academically, they stress math and science, and one more thing: they’re founded and largely run by immigrants from Turkey who are carrying out the teachings of a Turkish Islamic cleric: Fethullah Gulen. The education here gets high marks, as students get state-of-the-art technology and extensive one-on-one tutoring.
It seems the Turkish teachers are doing the job that American teachers can’t, and at a much cheaper price. There are 130 of these Turkish Charter schools in 26 states and the waiting list to get in goes into the thousands. Yes, the imam is out to get those American teachers on the unemployment line, and most Americans would pray to get their kids into these schools. 
I ask you…how sad is this? Our teachers are so bad we have to bring foreigners in?
Some American teachers are mad:
“Our tax dollars are paying for them to come over here and take our jobs.” They charge that the schools also make money by bringing in foreign teachers in order to take a cut of their salaries. Also, while educating schoolchildren across Texas alone, the Gulan group has also nurtured a close-knit network of businesses and organizations run by Turkish immigrants. The businesses include not just big contractors like TDM but also a growing assemblage of smaller vendors selling school lunches, uniforms, after-school programs, Web design, teacher training and even special education assessments.
So, once again, we are our own worst enemy. We can’t even educate our own kids anymore, leaving a foreign country to come in and do it better.
And guess who will get “blamed ” for our kids being stupid?
You the American taxpayer. You the American parent.
Yes, history will blame you.
George W. Bush once advised the Americans to let Dubai monitor American ports. Obama wants to further the Muslim’s influence in the world in math, and science.
Nobody Wonders: When did our Presidents give up on America? Nobody Knows.
Maybe we need to teach our Presidents to teach our children well…or else.
The Prostitutes of Columbia and the Devil’s Breathe.
Nobody Knows
Not many people know about this very popular drug used by the prostitutes and gang members in Columbia. It’s made from a flower and it’s called “Devil’s breathe.” It can be put in drinks, or just lightly brushed on by your nose, and while your remain awake, you also will do anything the person tells you. You will take people to your ATM and give them all your money. Some people, when asked to open their house and load all their possessions into a van, will do just that. The prostitutes in Columbia use it to steal from their clients.
And when they come down from the drug, they don’t remember a thing.
It’s more dangerous than cocaine, and it can kill you.
So, with this knowledge, it would have been oh so simple for some prostitute to slip some of this Devil’s breath, into on of Obama’s Secret Service’s drink, and he would have done anything that prostitute told him to. up to and including secrets of the President, even helping with an assassination.
There are a few video’s on YouTube on this drug, so it appears to be very real. Having seen that, it hard to imagine our Secret Service men having a party with prostitutes in Columbia of all places.
We haven’t heard much more about this have we?
Here’s hoping it doesn’t make its way onto the streets of America…I can’t imagine a more dangerous drug.
Happy Mother’s Day
This song is the perfect Mother’s Day song. It’s has the same lessons that my mother passed onto me, and the lessons I passed on to my son, and just about what every mother wants to tell her children.
Pamper your mothers today. Tell them how much they mean to you.
I’ll be taken a few days off….vacation time! But, I won’t be gone long!
So Enjoy the Day, and all God’s blessings.
I hope everyone’s dance…is a good one!
Cufflinks, Canadian Bill, and ?
Nobody Wonders
If you think the “rich’ have just a bit too much money…if you think that Occupy Wall Street and the Tea Party people might just get have something in common…you might be right.
Tell me…would you pay $89.9 milion for a painting called “Orange Red Yellow” ?
Or how about $4.2 million for a pair of cufflinks? 
Or how about this: Something that creeps even me out…the new twenty-dollar bill in Canada, not only makes the Queen look like she’s have a bad hair day in the middle of a tree, the twin towers look as if they have naked women on them. What’s even more weird is that everyone is concerned about ..the naked women on the towers, NOT the fact that Nobody Knows why in the world Canada would want to put the twin towers on their $20 dollar bill. I mean, are they planning on building a pair of their own with naked women on them? WTF? How are the families who lost loved ones on 9/11 suppose to take that?
Nobody’s Email: The Predictions of Paul Harvey
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s a short warning from Paul Harvey….it was recorded 47 years ago on April 3, 1965.
It’s almost scary in its accuraay.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Prince Charles and the Weather…
Nobody Cares
If you did not catch this…it’s delightful! I think that Prince Charles has found his true vocation…I say that with joy, unless of course he sees this himself and decides to one-up on Al Gore’s global warming movie and decide to make one himself. We all KNOW what that would be like. The world according to Charles is going to end in four years.
Anyway…anyone out there can tell me what a bank holiday is?
Don’t they have enough holidays?
Must get boring being a Prince.
Nobody Remembers….Uh…Cher
Nobody Remembers
OMG…How OLD is Cher? Does anyone know? Since Cher can’t seem to keep her mouth shut about the racist tea party, I just had to go back and try to figure out what happened to this “human.” Sony and Cher used to be fun on TV…and everyone knew that Sony was the brains behind their success. I remember the story Cher told about how they cheated to win their first radio contest. They had their friends call the station and pretend they were 50 people instead of 10 or whatever it was. Cher was very proud that they cheated and did it so cleverly.
For all the hatred between them in their divorce, Sony went on to become a respected Republican Representative for California, and his wife took over his seat after he died. Cher on the other hand, married a succession of drug addicts.
But, it’s no wonder Sony divorced her….she is obviously a loon. She said it was because he tried to “control” her. Really? I don’t think Cher let any one control her, do you? He made her a star. And what she did at his funeral was pathetic. All that sobbing. As if, his second family sitting there in the front row meant nothing. She saw a moment to be onstage, and she took it.
She recently tweeted: “If Romney gets elected I don’t know If I can breathe same air as his Right-Wing Racist Homophobic women Hating Tea Party masters.:
And in response to that: I think this guy summed up Cher pretty well.
Enjoy! (Both video’s are really fun!)
Nobody’s Fool: Steve Jobs
Nobody’s Fool
Like most baby boomers I am fascinated by the life of Steve Jobs. I actually remember typing on a typewriter…and having to white out mistakes, and getting ink on my hands from the carbon papers. The advancement of computers in our lifetime, while not as life changing as the car and the electric light in my grandmother’s lifetime, has certainly opened up new worlds for everyone. So the masters, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, have always been hero’s to my generation.
The new hit biography about Steve Jobs, by Walter Isaacson, left no punches. In most cases he was a spoiled, absolute brat, with no social grace whatsoever. Still genius is forgiven when it comes to changing the world, and while the book makes you feel sorry for his family, and anyone who worked with him, they all said, without Steve, none of that fun stuff like the Mac, the I-Pod, the I-Phone, the I-Tunes…none of it would have existed.
He was arrogant, egotistical, mean, but right most of the time. In other words, he believed in himself and for that, he had his dad and mom to thank. Not the real ones, but the ones who adopted him.
While American’ s worship Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs, neither one of these men made the really cool computers we use today. What they did do was find the right engineers, and push the right ideas until they came into being. The real credit behind computers, men like Steve Wozniak, Jobs’ early partner, fade into the background. But— it’s one thing to have the vision, it’s quite another to make the visions happen and that’s where Gates and Jobs are attached at the hip.
The difference is that Gates licensed his software out to everyone, and Jobs kept all is ideas in the family of Apple. Two different business models. Two different men. Jobs was an artist. Gates, more the businessman.
Steve was a Bob Dylan fan. He was a Beatles fan. He was the hippie of the sixties who dropped acid, and went into a veggie diet that deprived him of the protein he needed in the end of his life when he was fighting cancer. I knew so many of these people growing up…the wild and crazy “peace, and free love” kids, who were, yes..children. When they got out into the real world..most all of them grew up and became conservatives.
But what happened to the baby boomers who didn’t grow up? The ones who stayed in that hippie stage forever? Like, Hillary Clinton?
The answer: They had rich parents to begin with. Hillary and Steve Jobs had upper middle class parents. So did Bill Gates. They never left the “free and open” leftist propaganda of the sixties, or even questioned it. They were ‘sensitive’ and were out to change the world. And they had the connections to do it.
You can read the biography about all the clever things Steve Jobs did to make his visions come to life, it’s a good book …but I’m going to talk about something else that bothers me: Why do so many of these people…ones who make money the good old capitalistic way, feel so connected to Karl Marx?
The two biggest capitalists of our generations…were die hard liberals. Both Gates and Jobs were Democrats. Al Gore was on the board of Apple. Bill Clinton was a good friend. While Steve Jobs told Obama that he needed to get the government regulations off businesses back, he still wanted to help Obama get reelected by making a great commercial for his reelection campaign.
Here’s a funny story from his book: Steve Jobs had the CEO of Google, Eric Schmidt, on his board of Directors at Apple, probably due to Al Gore’s insistence because Al Gore is on the board of Google and Apple. Google literally stole the I Pad idea and came out with the Android. Steve was so mad at getting ribbed off by his own board member he said:
“Google, you fucking ripped off the iPhone, wholesale ripped us off. Grand Theft. I will spend my last dying breath if I need to, and I will spend every penny of Apple’s $40 billion in the bank to right this wrong. I’m going to destroy Android, because it’s a stolen product. I’m willing to go to thermonuclear war on this. Outside of Search, Google’s products. Android, Google Docs, are shit. “
Did Al Gore have anything to do with this theft? Al Gore is on Google’s board too, and Al Gore and Google would think nothing of “redistributing” Steve Jobs hard earned ideas to the world for free, if they both could get rich off of it themselves.
There’s something about Bill Gates that creeps me out. He puts on that “face” of innocent and it’s no doubt that you would be “gotten.” Steve Jobs at least was honest. If he didn’t like something, he told you. At least you knew.
I’ve never owned an Apple, but, there is no doubt, I would love it. Steve Job was an artist first, and then he became the best CEO in the world. Everyone wants the Apple now. Steve Jobs made sure that the brand meant quality, and that used to be the American way. Steve Jobs wanted the very best, and demanded it. We are all the richer for it.
Read the book, it’s an amazing story.
Who’s Board are YOU on?
Nobody Wonders
I just got finished reading Steve Job’s biography and was amazed about the fact that Al Gore was on the board of Apple. Then I remembered that both Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama had been on the boards of Wal-Mart. So,..I don’t get it. The CEO’s of these big multinational companies are hiring government people to be on their boards, and paying them to vote on the company’s issues.
Isn’t that fascism?
From USA Today:
Corporations are largely forbidden from giving money directly to politicians’ families for their personal use. But they can hire family members, pay them for making speeches and put them on their boards.
Lawmakers are required to disclose if they or their spouses receive fees of more than $1,000 for sitting on boards but are not required to specify how much they are paid. There is no limit on the number of boards a congressional spouse can sit on or how much can be earned
Elaine Chao, wife of Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., sat on the boards of Dole Food, Protective Life, Kindred Healthcare, Marine Transport, Northwest Airlines and several other companies before ethics rules required her to resign those positions when she was sworn in as Secretary of Labor last year.
Richard Blum, who is married to Feinstein, sits on the boards of six companies, including an offshore company in England called the Concord Egyptian Fund. Sen. Ben Nelson, D-Neb., reported receiving $59,460 last year from Behlen Manufacturing, a Columbus, Neb., maker of farm equipment. Nelson sits on the Senate Agriculture Committee.
Like I said: Nobody Thinks there should be a law saying no one connected with the government, or their spouses or relatives, should be allowed to serve on the boards of any major companies. Really, what does Hillary or Michelle know about running a company? And WHY should they be allowed to vote on issues? Is Michelle on the board of McDonalds? Is that why I’m getting apples in my Happy Meal?
The Catholic Church Speaks….
Nobody Knows—-
That’s a scientific fact.
And most people know this, it’s a no-brainer. It’s not that gays can’t fall in love, or be in love, or even get married..it’s the fact that our politicians are trying to force the “gay” life as being wonderful AND normal down everyone’s throat. And frankly, I’m tired of trying to believe that Ellen Degeneres needs makeup to catch a woman. 
As we saw once again yesterday, Americans are not buying it:
As expected, North Carolinians voted in large numbers on Tuesday for an amendment that would ban same-sex marriages, partnerships and civil unions, becoming the 30th state in the country and the last in the South to include a prohibition on gay marriage in the state constitution.
Now, I’m not Catholic, but I happen to think the Ten Commandments, are the best rules every devised by a man or a God. So, I thought this video, made by the Catholics was a good one to post. The communist blueprint for a takeover of a capitalistic society is to go first to socialism, then to communism. And that means the destruction of all religions. Obama took that first step when he mandated Catholics support abortions.
The government is suppose to ‘represent’ the people. IF the people say they want to ban gay marriage, then the government should abide by the people’s wishes. The American people should DEMAND our politicians abide by the law. If not, we should vote them out.
The object seems to be, and many of the elite have said exactly this: reduce the population. More gay people, more abortions— means less people to pollute the earth.
Ted Turner would be happy.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)











