Nobody Gets Email: Short Quiz–What Party Do You Fit In?
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s a short quiz: It’s short, and fun…and really transparent.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
WORLD’S SHORTEST POLITICAL QUIZ
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It’s All in the Fingers….
Nobody Reports
Lately I’ve noticed…some of my readers are concerned about me. Joyanna…chill..you can’t do anything about the world. You’re going to blow a gasket. You silly nobody…it’s not all that bad. Go outside and dig in your garden. 
I’m not sure how to take this. I will take it in a good way. The last thing we need in the world is another crazy blogger going into the debts of …seriousness.
Granted, they have a point. My mother had a massive stroke after Bill Clinton said one of his famous “I did not lie” on the TV. I am my mother’s daughter. It’s in my blood, and of course Nobody blames my mother..who could blame it on HER father, and HIS grandmother…all the way back to the instigators of ancestors who decided to throw perfectly good tea into the Boston Harbor. I just can’t help myself…SO. I have my work cut out for me. I have brown eyes…I need blue. (actually my eyes are…gray.) I could use violet ones, but Elizabeth has yet to will them to me. 
Tonight to prove that I’m not all that serious— I did check the clouds, to notice that according to our weatherman…tornadoes are coming. Do I give in to my natural proclivity to go into “Oh boy…what if a tornado hits my house, will some kid in Kansas find my Altas Shurgs book? Will he mail it back to me, damage and all?” With such powerful screwed up genetics this nobody can imagine any worse case scenario that you can dream of. I’ve often wanted to dial-up Steven Spielberg and say, “Hey Steve”—you want to make a REAL 3D movie? Take my dreams….nobody will believe it.” (Yes, I dream WAY too much.) I like the dreams where I redesign really cool houses with swimming pools going through the bedrooms…but I haven’t had those in some time. I had to STOP that.
For example: Today is February the 29th…all over the United States there are teenagers born on this day that have to wait to tomorrow to pass their drivers test. Do they feel lost? Special? Robbed? I don’t know, but I’d like to know. It’s means nothing at all to anything, but I’d still like to know.
And on this leap day, Mitt Romney was upset about Rick Santorum calling Democrats to go and vote for him in Michigan. Wuss. Russ Limbaugh in the last presidential primaries told everyone to vote for Hillary. We all know how well that turned out. If you have read me, then you know that I think that MITT was picked by the “rich” guys to be the nominee…and then we’ll see. Frankly…the thought of another 4 years of Obama has me almost to the point of wanting to start up a band of 90- year- olds, with a bass player that can tell dirty jokes. It would be the only way I could keep my sanity. I would name the band, “The Ageless Bunkerfucks” And I would play the drums, and sing old Donna Summer songs.: ‘I WIll SURVIVE“
(Rahm’s Missing finger) 
Here’s what I’m going to think is important tonight: Fingers. Look for politicians with all their fingers. Rahm Emanuel for example…is missing a finger. Henry Paulson, looks like HIS finger was mangled beyond recognition. I checked, Both Rich and Mitt still have their fingers.
I suggest, we watch those hands. Whomever goes missing a finger in the next year, is to be suspected of being ruled by the Mob, and they will be elected.
There…is that not serious enough? Okay. You’re welcomed. Don’t worry about me. I do enough worrying for the planet. YOU my readers should just sit back and go…
My god…thank goodness she worries, better she blow her gasket than me!
The Judge and The Body
Nobody Wonders
___Why Judge Napalitano was fired from his “Freedom Watch” program on FOX. Really…you cannot tell me that the outlandish hugger-mugger of a talk-show host, Jesse Jackson, drew more viewers…
(Warning…watching Jesse Jackson discuss current events is like watching someone with two broken ankles cross the street.)
Here’s the Judge with the rebel patriot, Jesse (The Body) Ventura. One thing is for sure.. these guys are NOT going to stop digging up what is going on in our government.
Enjoy! I did.
Nobody Gets Email: Gov. Paul LaPage
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s a guy that Nobody knew about until I got this email…check this out. (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Meet Maine’s New Governor…In case you haven’t heard of this guy before, his name will stick in your mind. The new Maine Governor, Paul LePage, is making New Jersey’s governor Chris Christie look like an enabler. He isn’t afraid to speak what he thinks. Judging by the comments, every time he opens his mouth his popularity goes up.
He brought down the house at his inauguration when he looked up at the media box, shook his fist and said, “You’re on notice! I’ve got a financially troubled state to run. Observe…cover what you like, but don’t whine if I don’t waste time responding to your every need for your amusement.”
During his campaign for Governor, he was talking to commercial fishermen who are struggling because of federal fisherie regulations. They complained that Obama brought his family to Bar Harbor and Acadia National Park for a long Labor Day holiday and found time to meet with union leaders, but wouldn’t talk to the fishermen. The governor replied, “I’d tell him to go to hell and get out of my state.” The main stream media crucified LePage, but he jumped 6 points in the election poll.
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The Martin Luther King incident was a political sandlot which brought him National exposure. The ‘lame stream’ media crusified him, but word on the street is very positive. The NAACP asked LePage to spend MLK Day visiting black inmates at the state Prison. He told them that he would meet with All the inmates regardless of race, if he were to visit the prison. The NAACP balked and then put out a news release claiming that he refused to participate in any MLK events. He read the paper for the lst time the next morning while being driven to work and went ballistic because none of the reporters had called him for comment before running the NAACP attack.
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He arrived at that event and said in front of a TV camera, “If they want to play the race card on me they can kiss my ass.” He reminded them that he has an adopted black son from Jamaica, and that he attended the local MLK breakfast every year that he was mayor of Waterville. (He started his morning there on MLK Day.)
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He then stated that there’s a right way and a wrong way to meet with the Governor, and he put all special interests on notice that press releases, media leaks, and all demagoguery would prove to be the wrong way. He said that any other group, which acted like the NAACP could expect to be at the bottom of the Governor’s priority list.
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He then did the following, and judging from local radio talk show callers, his popularity increased even more: The state employees union complained because he waited until 3 P.M. before closing state offices and facilities and sending non-emergency personnel home during the last blizzard. The prior Governor would often close offices for the day with just a forecast before the first flakes. (Each time the state closes for snow, it costs the taxpayers about $1 million in wages for no work return.)
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LePage was CEO of the Marden’s chain of discount family bargain retail stores before election as governor. He noted that state employees getting off work early could still find lots of retail stores open to shop. So, he put the state employees on notice by announcing: “If Marden’s is open, Maine is open!” He told state employees:
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“We live in Maine in the winter, for heaven’s sake, and should know how to drive in it. Otherwise, apply for a state joy in Florida!”
Governor LePage symbolizes what America needs: Refreshing politicians who aren’t self-serving and who exhibit common sense.
Victoria Jackson: Listen to Her
Nobody Cares
She looks like the quintessential stereotype of the perfect blond bimbo. But, she is a red, white and true blue American. Victoria Jackson, makes this Nobody feel right at home. She can call me up anytime, and I’ll wash my blond trusses and go on the same rant with her any old day of the week.
Good for these ladies…..instead of complaining that they can’t breast feed at Target, they are warning us all about the real danger to America…Muslims running the FBI? Great.
Once again…a video that will seem like 5 minutes.
It’s a good watch, and she should be in the Senate in my Nobody’s Opinion. I’d feel a lot better if we had more women like her.
Snoopy Soros and Keystone Kagan
Nobody Knows
How many times I’ve heard from readers, saying…that’s just not true Joyanna! According to Snopes…yada, yada…etc…and sure enough, whatever I had posted, even though I had researched it somewhat on the internet, was usually told to be wrong..by Snopes. Here is an email sent to me last week, explaining that Snopes is financed by George Soros. He is also financing information being handed out the Girl Scouts telling them where to go to find the “truth.”
(Clever: Set up websites that claim to tell the truth, and then lies.)
So I switch to the Rush Limbaugh program, where Judge Napolitano was saying that Ron Paul was just about the only candidate who could actually save us. The first station came in clear as a bell: Rush’s Station..had so much static, you could not make out a word that the Judge was saying….even with the volume maxed.
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(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Many of the emails that I have sent or forwarded that had any anti-Obama in it were negated by Snopes. I thought that was odd. Check this out.
Snopes, Soros and the Supreme Courts Kagan
We-l-l-l-l now, I guess the time has come to check out Snopes! Ya’ don’t suppose it might not be a good time to take a second look at some of the stuff that got kicked in the ditch by Snopes, do ya’? We’ve known that it was owned by a lefty couple but hadn’t known it to be financed by Soros. Snopes is heavily financed by George Soros: a big time supporter of Obama.
In our Search for the truth department, we find what I have suspected on many occasions. I went to Snopes to check something about the dockets of the new Supreme Court Justice, Elena Kagan who Obama appointed and Snopes said the email was false and there were no such dockets so I Googled the Supreme Court, typed in Obama-Kagan, and guess what? Yep you got it; Snopes Lied! Everyone of those dockets are there.
So–Here is what I wrote to Snopes: Referencing the article about Elena Kagan and Barak Obama dockets: The information you have posted stating that there were no such cases as claimed and the examples you gave are blatantly false. I went directly to the Supreme Courts website, typed in Obama Kagan and immediately came up with all of the dockets that the article made reference to. I have long suspected that you really slant things but this was really shocking.
Thank You, I hope you will be much more truthful in the future, but I doubt it. That being said, I’ll bet you didn’t know this. Kagan was representing Obama in all the petitions to prove his citizenship. Now she may help rule on them.
Folks, this is really ugly. Chicago Politics: and the beat goes on and on and on. Once again the US Senate sold us out!
Now we know why Obama nominated Elana Kagan for the Supreme Court. Pull up the Supreme Courts website, go to the docket and search for Obama. She was the Solicitor General for all the suits against him filed with the Supreme Court to show proof of natural born citizenship. He owned her big time.
All of the requests were denied of course. They were never heard. It just keeps getting deeper and deeper, doesn’t it?
The American people mean nothing any longer. It’s all about payback time for those who compromised themselves to elect someone who really has no true right to even be there. Here are some websites of the Supreme Court Docker: You can look up some of these hearings and guess what? Elana Kagan is the attorney representing Obama!
Check out these examples:
http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/09-8857.htm
http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/09-6790.htm
http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/09-724.htm
If you are not interested in justice or in truth, simply delete. However, if you hold sacred the freedoms granted to you by the U.S. Constitution; by all means, PASS it ON! There truly is tyranny afoot.
Tebowing to the Kleptocracy
Nobody’s Opinion
Last week, everyone was talking about the Tumpster putting on his own Republican Debate with Newsmax. One after another—candidates were saying,”Uh..no..uh…I have to go to my hairdresser.” By the end of the week, the only two left standing, were Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum.
Ron Paul had a date with someone named destiny, and Mitt was counting his money. Perry was…watching football.
But…out of nowhere, much to my Nobody surprise.. There they all were debating! Who knew? They were standing in front of two Obama lovers: Clinton’s George Stephanopoulos and Diane (I’ve never read Mark Twain) Sawyer, both whom asked leading questions, just it seems, to make all the candidates look bad.
If you didn’t catch the moment when Diana Sawyer whined about how Americans are obese and don’t eat right or exercise and what should the leaders do, then you missed it. Ron Paul pretty much told her it’s none of the government’s business. For me that was a definite highlight.
The fact that they put this on so quickly means that the last thing they wanted to do was have the American people get to see someone like Donald Trump, who knows what’s going on..to have any say so at all. And they might be right: He would have taken it over. Still, we would have found out more from him than George or Diane.
They all had some good moments in answers, but there’s no clear Secretariat here, and that’s why we’re all –Tebowing.
Nobody’s Perfect
Over in Brussels, Sarkosy and Merkel tried their very best to keep the European Union on that fast track to a non-representative government where no nation has sovereignty but..Germany. 
Uh…haven’t we been there before?
Germany – Europe’s biggest economy – was intent on changing the European Union’s treaty to enshrine stricter budget discipline and penalties for countries that failed to adhere to them, to ensure there could be no repeat of the current crisis. From the German perspective, only by reforming economies, cutting social programs can they survive.
Oh, that should go over well.
Nevertheless there was one man standing alone when it came time to vote. The vote was 26-1. Cameron of England said, “No thanks, England will remain England. ” and for that he got royally snubbed when he offered his hand to Sarkosy.
Nobody’s Perfect when you are the odd man out, and for once, this Nobody is extremely glad for what Sarkosy and Merkel consider to be a most imperfect vote.
Churchill would be proud.
But he wouldn’t be so proud of this act by Obama…
Nobody Knows
-How did Iran get a top-secret spy plane of the United States when obviously it wasn’t flying over Ahmadinejad’s head or it would have knocked him back into Satan’s hellhole? 
Obama is not concerned about it at all, and no matter how many terrorists Obama has killed, losing this most top secret drone erases just about everything else he wants to brag about.—Or maybe he didn’t “lose” it. Maybe he sold it, because he really is made at Netenyahu.
Let’s hope it’s a dummy.
And speaking of dummies and drones…
Nobody Wins—
When our own government is using drones to spy on its own citizens to help the local police. That’s what happened in North Dakota, and it’s disgusting that they are using drones on us.
Look for more drones here. I saw my first one at the tea party here in St. Louis in 2006. At least they didn’t pull out the lasers.
Yes, the police are going to use lasers on crowds. They don’t want you to blind a pilot with that, but it’s okay to laser protesters now? How about if we were all driving electric cars?
At least with water all you did was get wet— now you could end up with permanent blindness.
Add that to the list of tyranny. Obama continued attack on our rights: making it illegal to have your kids work on your farm, and telling churches who they can hire.
We are fast becoming Russia.
And speaking of Russia
Nobody Wonders 
“You cannot beat up and arrest hundreds of thousands or millions,” Navalny said in a statement from jail that was read out to demonstrators on Saturday. “We are not cattle or slaves.”He called Putin’s ruling party a collecton of “swindlers and thieves.” which struck a chord with millions disgusted by the ostentatious wealth of Moscow’s elite. (Our elites are very GOOD at hiding thier wealth or more would be saying that here.)
Hopefully when he’s finished with Russia, he’ll come help us.
Nobody Cares
In other news, we are finally going to get to hear the great Princess Chelsea Clinton speak. I was beginning to think she was either a deaf-mute, or spoke like Caroline Kennedy. I can’t wait to see that witnessing her father in the White House, didn’t damage her vocal chords. (Just kidding–she talked for her mother when she was running for President.)
I bet even Billy Bush is proud.
It pays to be the child of Presidents…you get to start out at the top! The 315,000 who dropped out of the labour market last month(a number which exceeded the 120,000 new jobs created his month) just stopped looking for one.
Nobody’s Fool
And this brings me to the last thought: The headlines tonight on Drudge is about a quarterback, named Tim Tebow praying. Before and after the game, he kneels and thanks to “Jesus.” A lot of people don’t like it: a lot of people do.
He also says one of the most important quotes of the century in my Nobody Opinion: He stresses that football is just a game and that God doesn’t care who wins.
That’s right. God doesn’t care who wins a football game. But you and I should care who wins this war of destruction on our freedoms and way of life. The world hs been plundered by a gang of elites rulers and plutocrats, and many of them, along with the top people in our country, are trying to form a Kleptocracy.
A Kleptocracy is a government that plunders from its own people transferring wealth by threat of force from commoners to the upper classes.
Think “global carbon tax” and that pretty much sums it up.
It’s not just the United State, or Russia, or Egypt, or China…it’s happening everywhere.
Mr. Tebow has it right. In any fight…God…really most any god, will give any man, any woman, and any nation the home-field psychological advantage every time.
We should remember that. Do we want the Arabs to have such a psychological advantage?
Do you want to Tebow to their god, because that’s what they will command of you if they win their plans of global domination.
God IS hope, that’s what Nobody Thinks.
Having said that…Nobody Remembers the last time Obama went to church with his family…do you?
He did today.
Obama must have been watching football. 
Mr. President…What are you going to do?
Nobody Flashes:
Hey! Let’s start off the weekend right. Here’s another brilliant satire from one of my favorite patriotic baby boomers., Ray Stevens. Can I adopt him?
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Sarkozy and Merkel–Who Knew?
Nobody Knows–
What Sarkozy and Merkel were saying to each other…so let’s guess.
Sarkozy: Ooooweee madame! We are just about to make our dreams come true! I will get Sardina, and I will get to build my dream house…and you..YOU my dear woman, can have all of Italy!
Merkel: I know! I know! It is wondurful! Timmy has promised to give us all that money that hisss Fed put into the IMF last year! Billions of American Dollars! And the EURO…will survive, and America will fall! He just told the Americans that they don’t have to bail us out! Can you BELVIE it?!
Sarkozy: Can yu belieeeve how stuuuupid he is? Oh my Good. Heee is the most simply men I have ever seen. But…ieeets okay. Nobody believes him anymore. Now, we will never have to worry ever again my dear, you are such a wonder. I could NEVER have done this without yu. France will love you forever…
Merkal: Noooo…noooo
Sarkozy: Kiss me…come on…
Merkal: NO…no….(heh,heh) I mussst not.
Sarkozy: Will you com to my leeetttle island?
Merkal: Will YOU bring along a case of Condi’s Burgandy? I’ll will seeeeeeeeeeeee…..
Sarkozy…Ooooooo I will bring the finest Burgandy in all of France! I could KEESSS you!
Merkal: I know…I know…
(Nobody makes this stuff up)
Newtman Caingrich: Two Heads Are Better Than…?
Nobody’s Opinion
This has to be a first: Just two of the seven candidates running for the Republican nomination staged their own little love-fest tonight, and Nobody Thinks there was more to this than just the “too many people on stage and we wanted to cover more issues” spin.
I missed the first half of it, but the last half sort of let it out of the bag: These two guys are going to join forces…which from their point of view, makes sense. The last line they said put it in the bag, when Herman asked Newt —
Herman: “Mr. Speaker, if you were Vice President of the United States,” Mr. Cain said, pausing for effect as the crowd roared. “What would you want the president to assign you to do first?”
Newt: “Having studied my good friend Dick Cheney, I would not go hunting,” Gingrich joked.
(I’m sure Cheney is laughing…right now..probably looking for his gun…)
Oh sure…the ending looked spontaneous, but it was meant to plant a seed and it did. In fact, Nobody would be surprised if a Herman/Newt ticket wasn’t thought of by that first debate. Remember? Herman expressed that he had great admiration for Newt.
And the seed took:
This from the New York Times:
“I thought it was great, and the punch line at the end was fantastic,” said Bob Bailie, 76, a mechanical engineer who said he love to see a Gingrich-Cain ticket. “I think those two are a great team.”
Like I said, the old—plant the seed and see how it goes game.. all the politicians do it.
Nobody was surprised though, to find out tonight that this buddy affair between Newt and Herman is nothing new. Evidently Herman worked with Newt Gingrich on Hillary Care. Newt said so, tonight.
Mmmmmmmm…What was a Pizza King guy doing working in D.C. with Newt Gingrich? Was he hand-delivering the pizza?
Me, watching the 'debate.'
The American people know that the Washington elites want Romney for President. But it seems, by all accounts, both black and white think Herman is the better pick. (If you believe the polls.) They are roasting him merrily with all the “Did you do anything improper?” stuff.
(Bill Clinton could chip in his two sexual cents on this if he cared about us at all. He could at least earn some of that money we spend on him.)
Herman Cain’s problem is not his past, it’s how he is going to sound in a debate against Obama. Obama is slick. He speaks like a Harvard boy, and his style of “I’m superior because I’m educated” could be used in a debate to make Herman look like an uneducated man. The Democrats will jump all over his “colloquialism” with a vengeance.
You think they’re racist now, just wait till they get a REAL black guy to pick on. Jon Stewart will get a Pulitzer, and that’s before the election.
Newt could help Herman, by standing at his side as the “all knowing Buddha of experience.” Together they would do the two heads are better than one (along with Herman’s mama) who is destroying us routine.
It might work.
Will it happen? Newt knows he’s out, and frankly, why is he running again? Didn’t he lose last time? Should we trust someone who is THAT stupid?
Nope. This was no DEBATE…Newt said he would “sidestep the temptation to discuss Cain’s signature tax plan.”
Really? And just why is that exactly?
So…Nobody trusts Newt, and Nobody Wonders why Herman Cain trusts Newt, but I think I just found out. Newtman Caingrich— Multinational Banker Pizza Boss Man, teams up with Washington Established old Guard Man, might be coming to your home town soon.
If they both lose, they can get MORE rich doing the circuit with Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly, and continue to hide their money like all good dogs.
Integrity: Is Such a Lonely Word
Nobody’s Opinion
—-that long ago, when America was founded, the integrity of a man meant something. Our founders wrote about it—they strove to be decent, honest, caring, and proud. Integrity has disappeared..in fact, men with little integrity are all over the news today.
Nobody’s Perfect
One man a bit short on it is Bill Gates. He was being interviewed by Christiane Amanpour today, and I was having a hard time watching him. I don’t see how any man can have the sheer tenacity to expect the American people to “pay” for the rest of the world’s many problems, but that’s exactly what he wants. He says the rich only have so much money so it only makes sense that WE the American people have to help the poor all over the world. It won’t cost us much he says…only 1%. Nobody Cares if it costs 2o percent, it’s not his job to redistribute our money.
He is NOT an elected official.
Steve Jobs evidently has said some pretty nasty things about him in a newly released book, so Bill made a few comments about some people “going to India”or experimenting with drugs…and how Steve’s products cost too much..etc. Nevertheless, Bill Gates wants our money…to save the world.
Nobody Knows
Just this past week, we have witnessed gigantic lies being spewed out like hoards of Canadian flies, by our fearless leaders on both sides of the Atlantic.
Obama came out and announced that every single American soldier would be bought home from Iraq by the end of December. That’s a lie. In fact, thousands of them are going to Kuwait and he is also sending more ships to the Persian Gulf.
Iranian war fever is being pumped up by everyone, and those of us here who could care less about some kind of assassination attempt of some Saudi ambassador..have found out once again, that our opinion doesn’t matter. It seems our Congress and even the Tea Party Candidate Michelle Bachmann is up in arms about it and ready to go to war with Iran.
Over an ‘attempt’.
Never mind that NO one was assassinated, and that the United States has been assassinating men on their soil for quite some time now. And since Obama seems to be on a roll, why not just assassinate Ahmadinejad? Is it any wonder we seem like hypocrites to the world?
On the other side of the Atlantic, our old mother England, under the strong arm of Cameron, has completely ignored it’s promises ( they lie too) to give their own people the right to vote on whether to even be a part of the EU.
European democracy…is dead according to Vox Day:
Being for the most part historically illiterate, few intellectuals are prepared to admit that modern representative democracy and the basic concept of individual rights are 18th century phenomena that were the byproducts of a Christian society. They prefer to attribute both institutions to the Enlightenment, despite the fact that it was the Enlightenment that led directly to the revolutionary horrors of the French revolution and it is the Enlightenment that presently serves as the inspiration for the anti-democratic authoritarian bureaucracy of the European Union. the United Kingdom, all three major political parties are actively denying the English, Welsh and Scottish peoples the opportunity to vote on continued subjugation to the European Union, despite the fact that all three parties promised a referendum on the EU of one sort or another.
WhenEurope loses all sense of democracy,the United States will be right behind her. Democracy, and integrity go hand in hand and the written laws of both countries are being completely ignored.
Nobody Flashes
Jeb Bush just said this:
Republican candidates should categorically reject the notion that President Obama was not born in the United States,” said Bush. “It is a complete distraction from the failed economic policies of the president.”
that Jeb Bush will run someday for President with Mark Rubio as his VP. Rubio, cannot be President under our Constitution. If that one rule would have been followed, we would not be in the horrible mess.
Over in England, the rules of ascendency to the throne are being ignored and changed. Girl royal babies can now inherit the throne. What a better way for the Royal family to keep in the good graces of the people than to have the new royal couple have girl child, name her Diana, and then the future of the monarchy will thrive on the memory of the most beloved Royal in our lifetime?
Nobody’s Fool
The good news is: I witnessed true integrity in a humble baseball couch today. Who knew? Surprised the heck out of me. After all the big World Series parades, the confetti, the cheers,— Tony la Russa, the Coach of the Cardinals, got up and talked about…How proud he was…no wait…he didn’t talk about that. He started off with his love of the Busch Clysdesdales horses….and how happy he was that they were using them again. He said it was one of the reasons he came to St. Louis. He loves those horses.
There were not many dry eyes today as we watched Tony ride into the stadium on beer truck pulled by those magnificent animals. As they lead the parade. Each beautiful leg prancing high steps….strong. Proud. Champions in their own right…and right in the middle of the street…among all the cheers, one of the lead horses leaned over to the other lead horse and they both nuzzles each other as if to say…
They knew, who knows how? But they knew.
Tony didn’t say the usual blah blah…team…yada yada speech. No…more than any man there..he was the one who really thanked the fans…by mentioning how the people stood up…in the 9th innings, when the Cardinals were down…all hope lost, and cheered the guys on to win. Without that moment long ago, they would not have won the series, Tony said, and it was the people that did it. And then Tony showed true class. Out of the blue, he bought up a player who didn’t even get to play. He praised the integrity of the man.
Maybe we should put the coaches in charge.
“Integrity..is such a lonely word, everyone is so untrue…Integrity is hardly ever heard, but mostly what we need from you.”
Integrity. You know it, when you see it, and you don’t see enough of it.The Great American Idol Presidential Google Contest!
Nobody Wins- 
–by watching the Presidential debates..it’s all carefully staged to get the American people thinking that THEY are picking the Republican candidate.
They had the debates: Romney won: They have a audience to give their opinion: Romney won…and then Romney comes on right away to talk to Fox’s Sean Hannity.
Gee…let’s not do him any big favors.
But the more important revelation is that— The America Idol Presidential Candidate Google Contest has finally come into its rightful place in American elections. Yes America– YOU will pick out the winner with YOUR votes! And WE will know just how to make who WE want to win, say just the right thing to get it!
Fox and Google…working together to bring you the new “democracy” of online voting. The citizens sent in their video questions and they said that YOU picked the questions. (LOL) Why..you could even give your thoughts online while you were watching
Lucky you citizen! You really do have a voice, comrade!
Okay comrades..remember something— Richard Nixon lost to Kennedy because he sweated on TV like a new gay recruit in a hot steam bath at shower time at Camp Pendleton. Ronald Reagan won the debates because he would laugh and say..”There you go again!” to Jimmy Carter. Mitt didn’t steal that line, but he had his own and he said it at every chance he could get to Rick Perry.
Image can make or break you. All the candidates look good, but– they did not get center stage and that makes all the difference.
Mitt and Perry were put front and center, just like the last debate. It’s powerful. Psychologically it makes everyone think they are the two front runners…whether they are or not. If this nobody was filming the debate I would have put a different candidate in the front every single debate. That’s fair. That’s balanced.
But, that’s not what is going to happen.
The ideal is to get YOU the voter to feel like you are involved with it. When in fact: ah…not so much. The winner is going to be the guy who spends the most money, and who will continue on with the world globalization projects for the big money elites. But we need to make you feel good.
Google is keeping track of every single thing you do…and America, it knows exactly how you think, and therefore knows exactly how to program and manipulate your thoughts. And they made it all seem such a sweet thing tonight when they showed you their cool graphics!
Now…to the candidates–
MITT ROMNEY: Getting better at being slick. Big brownie point was attacking Perry on giving illegal’s college tuition which he knows the American people hate.
“You are a United States citizen from any one of the other 49 states, you have to pay $100,000 or more,” he said. “That doesn’t make sense to me. That kind of magnet draws people into this country to get that education, to get the $100,000 break.”
Rick Perry: Looking and even sounding like George W. Bush. Slow, hard to speak. And I had to cringe when he mentioned he mandated the vaccine because some poor lady had the cancer and spoke to him. Please. Stop using those old and tried “pity” stories. If it’s not some kid dying of cancer, it’s the lady who lost her house because she broke her leg walking to the welfare office. Lame. So, he did lose to Mitt, which is going to be hard on Rush Limbaugh.
Ron Paul: It was as if he wasn’t even there. The questions they gave him, kept him off his strong points.
Newt Gingrich: I don’t care if Bill Clinton sends him half a dozen toe-sucking Hooter girls, the guy might know history, but he’s been too much a part of it.
Michele Bachmann: Looked very pretty in red, but she should have worn black. Like the others, did not get very good questions. Michele is a fighter, and honest person it seems, but they won’t let her near the office. Here’s what it really looked like tonight: the Boys Club won’t let her play. The Boys Club of two, that is.
Jon Huntsman: Well Jon, you had a tax plan..but…what is it again?
Herman Cain: Now, he had me going. Loved his answers. The 9.9.9. plan. And also the point which I have been making, He had stage four cancer and would now be dead if he had gotten it during Obamacare. If Herman had been in the middle of the set, he would have won. BUT…he lost me when he picked Newt Gingrich for his Vice President because Newt had a lot of knowledge? It almost felt as if he was thinking of something Newt could give him. Like a deal was working out on the stage.
Rick Santorum: The Prom King was more impressive tonight. It was like he was at a high school debate. It’s sad that we are used to scumbag liars and creepy politicians: in the 1950’s this guy would be winning.
Gary Johnston: Gary, was asked to be the comic relief for the night. He was smart enough to get someone to write a great joke, because nobody knew who he was, or what in the world he was doing there. He wants to balance the budget. He’s on page…one.
“My next-door neighbor’s two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration,” he said to large laughter.
The joke came perfectly timed, at the end of the “show” and so I’m sure they didn’t plan that…ya think?
In the end Perry lost the two man debate, because he said this:
“But if you say that we should not educate children who have come into our state for no other reason than they’ve been brought here by no fault of their own, I don’t think you have a heart,” he said. “We need to be educating these children, because they will become a drag on our society.”
Nobody says: “BECOME a drag on our society? Become? …Uh..They already are.
Nobody’s Fool: Jackie Kennedy
Nobody’s Fool
As fast as the story came out, was about as fast as it was forgotten, but it was big news: Caroline Kennedy decided it was time for the world to hear “the rest of the story” from her mother, Jackie Kennedy…the woman who survived.
Arthur Schlesinger had interviewed Jackie after Jack’s death, in 1964, and she said things that had they had been released at the time she said them: would have caused more of a stir. So, you have to ask the question: Why did they take such a long time to release them?
Mmmmmmm?
As LBJ would say, in politics, nothing is a coincidence. (Or was it LBJ quoting FDR? )
Jackie, it seems, did not suffer fools. Unless of course it was her husband Jack. She had this to say about some very famous people of her time:
She called Indira Gandhi “a real prune — bitter, kind of pushy,” and said she had told Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev at a dinner to stop boring her with statistics on Ukraine. (He laughed.)
But it was her extreme dislike of Martin Luther King that was the most…shall we say, to this Nobody “refreshing”. Evidently, the FBI was recording him, and she heard him say some pretty nasty things about Jack’s funeral.
After being told by her husband of some of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s alleged sexual peccadilloes after “that freedom march thing,” she called the civil rights leader “a phony.”
“I just can’t see a picture of Martin Luther King without thinking, you know, that man’s terrible.”
Gee…and Martin Luther King’s memorial just went up in the National Mall. Good timing Caroline, you’re mother would be proud.
Nobody Remembers one particular phone conversation of Jackie’s that I had heard on the radio…LBJ was on the other line. Her voice was almost a complete imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s. She sounded fake, breathy, and she was so sweet and obsequious to LBJ, I felt like I was listening to phone sex..
Jackie, like many people in history, think LBJ had her husband killed. So, it was not just Martin Luther King she was horrified of, it was also LBJ. No wonder she used all her charm.
“Jack said it to me sometimes. He said, ‘Oh, God, can you ever imagine what would happen to the country if Lyndon were president?”‘ she recalled. (And they were right.)
“If they’re killing Kennedys, then my children are targets…I want to get out of this country.”
And so she did. She married one of the richest men in the world (Aristotle Onassis) to protect her children, and moved.
You have to say one thing about Jackie—She was born a thoroughbred, and stuck to that stamp of elite all through her life, with grace. She made the elites of our time look like Snookie pigs in a mud slide.
Jackie was by all accounts a terrific mother. Many thought that her son would have been President one day…and the country certainly would have been better off without the Clintons in power…if they had not have killed him.
Oh…excuse me, his plane crashed…
Someday I hope to hear another story about how grandma Caroline thinks that her brother’s death was not an accident…
Anyway, Jackie survived, and thankfully did not live to see her son’s plane crash.
Nobody Thinks that the release of this very important information from the Democrats dynasty, right before an upcoming presidential election, shows that at least the last Kennedy standing, wanted to put the record straight.
They will hide this revelation: It’s not as important as “jobs” they will say. But in the world of politics, it’s nice to know that at least one person from history who was there, had enough courage to tell the American people the truth.
It’s about friggin, time.
It’s 9/11: Do You Know WHO Your President Is?
Nobody Remembers
It’s almost here, the tenth anniversary of 9/11. We will be watching the horrible pictures of the Twin Towers being destroyed again and again, with enough footage to make your heart-break all over, again and again.
I was searching through the video’s of 9/11 memorials, when I came across this one. Made by some people who wanted to give a few pictures of their talented dogs. And why not? It made me laugh…no disrespect to those that lost loved ones and will suffer forever…it was just a small token of appreciation from a couple of nobodies and their dogs…to the soldiers overseas.
Here it is ten years after, and the damage from that day never seems to end. In fact, you could almost say, we not only lost a couple of buildings that day filled with thousands of people, we lost our future. We have given up cherished freedoms for safety and yet we are told that we are still vulnerable. The scars from that day will last a lifetime and the money spent on trying to change all the Muslims Nations is bankrupting us along with everything else. Nobody will wonder if America elected Barack Hussein Obama to show how magnanimous a people we really are.
Whatever you may think about whether the buildings coming down were staged, or how it happened, one fact sticks out like a rubber ducky in a bathtub: Our leaders had plenty of warning, and did nothing. Their incompetence was almost criminal. I was listening to the pilot of Air Force One today who said they got all their facts from the cable news (on the plane) on 9/11. Do you buy that?
I don’t. Just like I wouldn’t buy that lady in the video doesn’t really love that dog.
After we were attacked, Bush sounded very bullish, went to Iraq, and fought a politically correct war. Today he has come out BEFORE the speech this weekend, to remind us all that he deserve the credit for the capture of bin Laden, so that Obama doesn’t take it away from him for eternity.
Sad, but that’s politics.
And nobody is sadder than the people who lost love ones that day. And— Nobody is mad that so many people voted for a man after 9/11 who insisted on keeping his Muslim name, after so many people had died at the hands of Allah.
What… an…insult. What idiots.
We have all heard, that in this day of mourning, God and his clergy will not be allowed to take part this year in the ceremonies. Firefighters are not welcomed, police are not welcomed, the families will be kept far away… but you can bet every politician in D.C. will be there, saying, “God bless America.”
Will Obama speak in Arabic? Will he talk of the peaceful people that he knows and loves? Will he talk about the great religion of Islam? It’s been ten years…where are they? Obama has made 9/11 a day of “service” but you know and I know, that to all of us that still have the grace that God gave us, it will always be a day of prayer.
I plan to watch this video at least a few times more, and I will be thinking of our President….whose dog days, (I will pray with all my heart and every doggie leap) …are numbered.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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