Some Things You Just Have to HEAR to Believe
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s a great way to start off your Sunday morning. This is Holland’s Got Talent, and what an understatement.
What is so amazing about little 9-year-old Armira is not only the beautiful voice, but her artistry that is way beyond her years. Notice how she visions her performance before she sings. Let’s hope she stays in Holland–and doesn’t get corrupted by the American money-making music machine.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
Speilburg Honors Obama—AGAIN.
Nobody Flashes
Wonders never cease. First, Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize, which he didn’t deserve, and now, he gets an Ambassador to Humanity award, from Steven Spielberg.
President Barack Obama is set to deliver remarks and receive an honor presented by Steven Spielberg at a USC Shoah Foundation event, the organization said Friday.
“President Obama’s commitment to democracy and human rights has long been felt,” said Spielberg in a statement announcing the news. “As a constitutional scholar and as president, his interest in expanding justice and opportunity for all is remarkably evident.”
“The president’s recent appointment of the first special envoy for Holocaust Survivor Services in United States history demonstrates his staunch commitment to honoring the past while building a better future,” the director continued. Spielberg will present Obama with the Ambassador for Humanity Award.”
Right. Democracy rule by the majority of one, and his human rights? He is setting up his own holocaust with Obamacare. That’s how much he cares about human rights. Constitutional Scholar? I guess you have to know the laws to know how to break them.
Things must be REALLY be bad if Steven Spielberg has to come out and try to promote his old pal Obama. Don’t you wonder what Steven Spielberg gets for always giving the democrats his millions, his talent, and his time?
I can take one guess: And it rhymes with honey.
This is one ego fest you won’t find Netanyahu attending, and when the rich Jews keep giving to people like Obama, a man who doesn’t even recognized Jerusalem on a map, it makes you wonder.
Maybe there is a grain of truth to racial stereotypes, after all.
Chelsea Clinton: Selling Obamahermama Care
Nobody Cares
Jimmy Fallon had Michelle Obama on the first week, now, it’s the Clinton’s turn. And so, it’s Chelsea’s promoting Obamacare and getting Jimmy to also….and you will be seeing her everywhere in the next few years promoting mama, except on the front page of the weekly tabloids where Dad hogs all the limelight with his favorite “bunnies”.
So, when are the men going to get “free” prostitutes, isn’t that in the coverage somewhere? After all, women get free pills, men should demand their fair share.
(Or better yet, send the bill to Bill.)
The very fact that Chelsea Clinton has been kept out of the limelight up until now…shows you how well-planned out the Clinton’s think ahead. She is now going to be the one who they will use to promote the mother…as “caring’ about young women.
What can we do?
I don’t know. You tell me.
Nobody Remember’s Barry Goldwater’s Speech on the Cold War
Nobody Remembers
“I hope there is not another Cold War,” Clinton said during the question and answer portion of an appearance in Montreal. “Obviously, nobody wants to see that. I think that is primarily up to Putin.” —-Hillary Clinton, 2014.
“We’re hoping that Russia will not see this as sort of a continuation of the Cold War. We don’t see it that way. We do not believe this should be an East-West, Russia-United States – this is not Rocky IV, believe me,” Kerry said, referencing the 1985 movie.—John Kerry, 2014
Our approach as the United States is not to see these as some Cold War chessboard in which we’re in competition with Russia,” Obama said. “Our goal is to make sure that the people of Ukraine are able to make decisions for themselves about their future, that the people of Syria are able to make decisions without having bombs going off and killing women and children … because a despot wants to cling to power.” Barack Obama
Funny isn’t it? Here we have three top democrats who think that just by saying: “Hey, we can’t go back into the cold war Putin…we already did that!” That Putin will just say, “You’re right. ”
That’s what you get when you put people in power whose total foreign policy achievements between the three of them amount to just how many secret service people they could find a hotel for when they vacationed on Martha’s Vineyard.
But.—-the cold war is back, and Nobody Remembers this speech that Barry Goldwater gave on the Senate floor, July 14, 1961, when JFK was President.
Here’s a few excerpts about the last “cold war” with Russia, and a few nobody comments.
Mr. President:
“As I study the address delivered by the distinguished chairman of the Committee on Foreign Relations, I find myself becoming first surprised, then amazed, and finally, alarmed. In essence it strikes me as an argument of continued drifting in the wrong direction: for inaction on all major cold war fronts: For future costly implementations of an outmoded, weak- kneed foreign policy which accomplishes nothing but more and greater losses of freedoms’ territory to the forces of international communism. It is a plea for more useless expenditures in the name of more hopeless objectives. It is part and parcel with the prevalent belief in administration circles that all we have to do is increase the foreign aid budget and Khrushchev will back off. Castro will be rendered ineffective, and a tremendous host of nations will quickly effect social and economic reforms and clasp the United State to their bosom as the savior of underdeveloped areas.”
Nobody Notes: Isn’t this Obama’s whole foreign policy? Give everybody money? Be “nice”?
How many billions has he sent to the Middle East? And now he wants Congress to send billons to the Ukraine, which will end up in Russia, because the Ukraine owes Russia billions, and either way you look at it, that money ends up in Russia. How smart is that? It’s the same game plan that the democrats had back in 1961. He goes on:
Mr. President:
“And the way things are going I am beginning to wonder whether it will ever come—those in official capacity in this country will have to stand up and tell the American people why it is that this approach to the realities of the cold war has cost us billions and billions of dollars while communism continues to gain, both in prestige and territory. The plan fact is that this is not a way to meet effectively the challenge of the cold war. It is the way to weaken freedom by draining our strength and undermines our economy…
“What pleases them (Russia) is our present policy of making costly commitments throughout the world, commitments which carry with them no element of real strength, but which rest on theoretical dreaming that the way to fight Communist bullets is with relief packages, Communist tanks with plows, Communist bombs with elaborate charts for monetary reform.”
Nobody Notes:
Obama is a true liberal, and the way of the progressives. He thinks just because he himself believe the world should now be over guns, and wars, it will be. And if we just send rebels weapons to fight with, food to nourish them, and money for their leaders, everything will work out okay.
Evidently he was playing golf on 9/ll.
Barry’s Goldwater’s speech was about how even in a cold war, you should insist, and fight, for victory, and he cites a quote from General MacArthur who insists we have the RIGHT to prosecute war for the purpose of winning.
The best that might be said for the policy makes responsible for these monumental blunders is that they did not comprehend the truism, as old as history itself, that a great nation which voluntary enters upon war and does not fight it through to victory must ultimately accept all of the consequences of defeat, that in war…there is no substitute for victory…..
Douglas MacArthur
Putin is playing to win….and Obama..
Is concentrating on March Madness.
How can we not lose?
Nobody’s Fool: Milton Friedman
Nobody’s Fool
It doesn’t matter how long ago this was taken, the economics are still the same. And yet, already Obama is making the minimum wage and women’s pay, the focus of the next elections. In St. Louis all last week, every single local news station was giving this one Pizza shop downtown St. Louis, lots of coverage because they were going to raise the salaries of their employees to over $10.00. You would have thought by the glowing coverage, that they were curing cancer.
Nobody Wonders if that was the same pizza place that Obama flew to the White House to deliver him a pizza his first days in office? Mmmmm….
Milton Friedman makes it all so clear. What really happens, when you raise the minimum wage, is the poor are hurt the most, and the blacks.
Good think Obama has their ‘backs.’ Their fronts aren’t looking too promising.
Nobody Knows: Boeing 777, GM CEO, Clooney, Beyonce, NSA— Puppies!
Nobody Knows
It’s the Wednesday addition of Nobody Knows anything…good luck trying to find out!
Nobody Knows: It’s been almost two weeks, and nobody knows where the Boeing 777 went, but what we DO know, is that the cable stations have MILKED this story for all it’s worth. Did the pilot kill the passengers by going up to 45,000 feet? (And do oxygen masks stop working at that altitude?) Did he just kill the oxygen? Did he program the plane to turn left? Was it an electrical short? Was there another person on that plane that helped hide Obama’s birth certificate in Hawaii? Was this a radical Muslim working with Obama on a secret mission to hide out in an undisclosed bunker, until the day it would be released only to drop a nuke on Washington D.C. while Obama (and his buddies) were out-of-town? Hey…that’s at least as feasible as the Indian Triangle supernatural theory. Or aliens stealing it to study. And since two Iranians got on board illegally, will Israel be the target? Nobody Knows. Nobody knows what happened to Jimmy Hoffa, but then again, Nobody Cares.
Nobody Knows just when they are going to stop talking about it, but if you want to read ALL the theories, it’s all here.
Nobody Knows: Gee. When did GM get a woman CEO? (just a few months ago) Was this done in order to ‘soften’ the blow that for 11 years GM knew about a hazard that killed people in their cars, but it was all about keeping your eye on that bailout money? You had more important things to do GM? Was that part made in China? Anyway, the woman is now being hailed as great, (just watch this fantastic propaganda video below) because she came out and admitted it. Mary looks like everybody’s sister…you wouldn’t want to hurt dear Mary by suing GM now would you? Evidently Mary just found out about this..so I suggest Obama make her his new Auto Czar. Being good at denying knowledge of ANYTHING, is the progressive metal of honor. And speaking of Metals of honor–
Nobody Knows why Obama gave veterans Metals at the White House today. Everybody knows he hates the military. I think I would have suggested they send it to me in the mail. I don’t care how much I deserved that metal, to receive it from Obama would have been…more than a letdown. I would have HAD to say something like “I don’t LIKE what you are doing to our veterans Obama, and …just hand it to me. I want my fellow soldier to do the honors.” And then, I would have been escorted out of the room, and you would have never seen me again.
I don’t think I could have done it. But that’s me.
Nobody Knows—that I watched the movie, THE AMERICAN staring George Clooney last night, and unless you like an hour of sex scenes, with what is SURE to be a photoshoped Clooney, skip this one. On a scale of one to ten, I’d give it a .0005. There was only one scene that was worth watching, the evil sinister woman assassin gets a bullet to the head,–very rewarding, looked real. She deserved it. George had ONE expression throughout the whole movie, no doubt, from eating too many goats in Somalia. 
Nobody Knows if Russia is going to invade all its old territories, since it has announced that it could make nuclear toast out of America. And Nobody Knows, if those elite rich snobs in the European Union still think the United States is going to come to their rescue. Would they give up their countries for Putin’s assurances that they would be allowed to keep their own fortunes?
EVERYBODY knows that answer.
Nobody Knows–It’s now being revealed that the NSA has recorded every single phone conversation ever held in probably every country. So, Nobody Knows why they haven’t used that to find out where that plane went….probably because they were listening to Mitt Romney’s phone conversations.
He has a really big family. So does Sarah Palin. I, on the other hand, am VERY boring. Absolutely. I swear on Justin Bieber’s left foot.
Nobody Knows—how hard it was to date Mick Jagger. (His girlfriend committed suicide) and Nobody Knows how Justin Beiber really hurt his foot. And Nobody Knows how many girls are going to complain to their boyfriends that they want to make love in the back of a limo because Beyoncé does it. And Nobody Knows if those girls will have to PAY for that limo. (See Beyoncé’s last video because Bill O’Reilly can’t stop talking about it.) 
Nobody wonders if this is going to boost limousine company profits? Anyone with a limo service out there?
Nobody Knows what we found out that Obama did this week:
“In a move that went little noticed in 2009, the White House quietly amended portions of the Freedom of Information Act, making it more difficult for Americans to request public documents for review.”
Yes…the powerful don’t want you to know.
So, you won’t. Hey, we STILL don’t know who killed JFK, so we might as well get used to being ignorant.
And finally, Nobody Knows, I have no idea how to fly a plane, and Nobody Knows, that I thought this video was cute.
Next week, I’ll be sure to tell you more stuff…I don’t know.
Enjoy!
Gay Man, FIRED By Michelle Obama
Nobody Reports
Yes, a gay man was fired from his job as Chef at the White House. Notice how I picked out the headline? It’s a falsehood. It was reported that the gay chef quit. If a republican President had accepted the resignation of a gay chef for whatever reason, THAT would be the headline, “GAY MAN FIRED BY GEORGE W. BUSH” insinuating that the President did not like gays. 
But, in reality, he wasn’t fired, he just quit:
“Yosses is leaving the White House in June to work on a new project focusing on “food literacy” and The New York Times says Michelle is “partly to blame.” The openly gay chef was hired by Laura Bush in 2007 to make his trademark cookie plates and sugar sculptures. Mrs. Obama took over in 2009 and ordered Yosses to make healthier plates in smaller portions.”
(Hired by Laura Bush? You mean a conservative first lady hired a…gay? I thought all conservatives were anti-gay? )
“Yosses began replacing butter with fruit puree and sugar with honey and agave. But Yosses was never fully committed to the new policy.
“I don’t want to demonize cream, butter, sugar and eggs,” Yosses said, noting that his departure from the White House is a “bittersweet decision.”
Fancy that: Michelle Obama wanted the chef to stop making sweet things that have been made for centuries. Probably because, she was getting fat on them.
You can ‘say’ the chef quit, but in reality, Michelle forced him out. And this nobody, is proud of Yosses for sticking up for butter, eggs, and sugar. Comrade Michelle will have to find another chef to bully…or has she already?
Nobody’s Perfect: Kevin Trudeau VS Mary Magdelene Root
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have two people that got arrested—
The first person has been hawking his books on TV for years now: Kevin Trudeau. It seems some judge thought he was making too much money being a scam artist.
“U.S. TV pitchman Kevin Trudeau, who was convicted last year of criminal contempt for exaggerating the contents of his weight-loss book in infomercials, was sentenced on Monday to 10 years in prison.
Prosecutors, who said Trudeau’s actions resulted in over $37 million in losses to consumers, had sought at least a 10-year sentence, saying in court papers he was motivated by simple greed and had bilked consumers and defied court orders.”
Well gee. True Confession here: I bought that first book of his, and it was just like any other book on the market, and let’s be honest here: Kevin Trudeau is NOT the only scam artist out there. How about that ballet bar? You know, the “Dancers Body” commercial? You can grab any bar at all, but that bar will cost you around $500, and trust me, most women will not come out with a dancer’s body. You either have one or you don’t. How about all the machines they tell you will help you lose weight? Those are big scams too. Almost every single machine or weight loss product sells you the idea that with that machine, or that dance video’s—or that zumba video’s— you will lose weight: and then you get the product in the mail, open it up, and there is ALWAYS a book with it, where you find out that—-By the way, you also have to starve —eat our diet, or none of these exercises or machines will work, and we are not responsible for your failure.
Come on. Billions are lost on health care scams, (and diet pills) why pick on him?
I don’t think it was Kevin’s book that was the rip-off, it was the $10.00 a month that he kept putting on my credit card for some kind of newsletter that I never got, never ordered, and you could not cancel it. It took me a whole year to finally get rid of it. The telephone number was always busy. Always.
That scam was real, and pretty clever. 
And then we have poor (I can’t even pay my property taxes): Mary Magdalene Root
“An 81-year-old Maryland woman was arrested Wednesday and placed behind bars for reportedly failing to pay a $7,000 fine she had received for minor pet violations.”
Okay…some neighbor took a picture of her dogs, who had a habit of getting out of the yard. Did they hurt anybody? No. They look like cute little pups. Hardly the usual dog-fighting owner rapper, Mary was arrested because she didn’t pay the fine, because obviously, she couldn’t rap.
The judge even said if she didn’t pay, the dogs would be taken away from her. Bail was set at $2,500.
“I’ve never had a crime. Never. Not even a traffic ticket,” she said.
A good Samaritan paid the bail, but now she has to find a new home.
So, who wins the Nobody Perfect award for the week?
Let’s see….Mmmmmm…In my Nobody Opinion Kevin was targeted, not because he was such a great scam artist, (Obama has him beat there) but because he was revealing trade secrets of fast food companies: Like the fact that they put chemicals in the food to addict you to it.
Think about it. What exactly is in those McDonalds’ fries that you just can’t get enough of?
And that poor lady–good god, Who hasn’t had a dog get out of the yard? I would have thrown the neighbor and the judge in jail instead.
NO…once again…it wasn’t Kevin or Mary, The winner of the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week goes to…OBAMA!
(Make that the decade.)
Why? Because Obama sold a whole country the biggest scam in United States history: Obamacare. It was all a lie, and he knew it. Obamacare will cost millions of jobs, billions of dollars, and thousands of deaths.
Next to Obama, Kevin Trudeau should win the Nobel Peace Prize.
In a sane world, President Obama would be…arrested tomorrow, and given life with no parole.
Too bad we can’t make a citizen’s arrest…because…Comrade Obama is now the laughing stock of the world. And his scams, all of them…now belongs to us.
Dianne Feinstein…Shocked, That Obama Used a Drone to Spy on HER!
Nobody Flashes
A while back, Dianne Feinstein complained about the drones being used to “kill” innocents in public. And so, Obama sent a drone to spy on HER!
It’s pretty funny, to see how Obama is using his power on his enemies…especially those who dare to question him. When is the Congress going to wake up?
“When is a drone picture a benefit to society? When does it become stalking? When does it invade privacy? How close to a home can a drone go?” Feinstein said, listing questions she would like to see answered in the complex regulation process.
“I’m in my home and there’s a demonstration out front, and I go to peek out the window and there’s a drone facing me,” she recalled
See that video here. (I couldn’t find it on Youtube, it’s a trip.)
Yes Dianne, I saw my first drone at a tea party gathering in St. Louis in 2007. You KNEW they were spying on citizens then. Why are you just upset now?
Because it’s YOU? Or is it because he’s been spying on your Hollywood buddies and they don’t like it?
Feminism: Be Careful What You Wish For Girls—- You Just Might Get It.
Nobody’s Opinion
Not too long ago, I use to post on a men’s site, called MensNewsDaily. It was a place where divorced men could rant about their divorces. I have to admit— the anger, the frustration, the hatred that some of these men had for their ex-wives were confusing to me, mainly because, most of these men had not gotten over the betrayals or the pain. And some of them had been divorced over five years.
That fact amazed me. They told me stories about women that I just couldn’t understand. These women took all their money, and left town. My problem was—(stupid me) I was comparing these women to myself. I thought, since I had gone through a painful divorced, and moved on, why couldn’t they? I did not get anything out of my first husband. Not a thing. He had a better lawyer, who delayed the whole thing for years, and even though my first husband was ordered to pay child support, and health insurance, he did neither. I didn’t have the money to take him back to court, and he knew it.
The way I looked at it, I had the biggest treasure of all: my son.
So, I bucked up, supported us the best I could (with the help of my parents, bless their souls) and went on with my life. The logical thing to do was to forget the past, put the pain behind me, and move on with life because…life is short.
So, why couldn’t these guys? ARE the women of today really that bad?
Sadly, I’m finding out….yes. “Feminism” has turned too many women into a new set of idiotic sharks.
Just last night, I put some comments on a feminist blog. It was by a young woman who went on and on about all the ‘sexism’ in life and patriarchy, and unfairness, and according to her, that was life’s worst problem.
(Wait till she has to worry about kids.)
So, innocently enough, I wrote a few lines and said: Gee, my mother ran her own company, I worked for years in bands with all men, I never saw this “sexism” –give me some examples.
Of course she didn’t…she lashed into me, accusing me of not liking sex, or gays, or didn’t I know there is a war on women?
No…sorry. What war? I don’t like sex? I didn’t even TALK about gays…where the heck did she get all this from? Like the Fed’s money, it came out of thin air.
The last few years, it has started to dawn on me that YES…the young girls of today are simply not thinking. (I’m talking many, not all understand) They have bought into the feminist BS philosophy hook, line and sinker. The teachers union have raised, not only a generation of uneducated kids, but generations of women with no common sense whatsoever.
God, did Gloria Steinem mess up a good thing. Both my mother and I had never even given what we wanted to do a second thought.
Nowadays, the women want, (like the blacks) affirmative action. All men should bow, because all men are bad. This is the propaganda.
As I read on, this girl claimed she really liked men. Well, I thought…there’s hope there I guess., so I kept writing…
I tried to tell her that like her, I didn’t realize that feminism was a well thought- out political propaganda agenda, until later. That feminism is being used to get all women in the workforce, their kids in state schools, where they can introduce socialism, then soft communism, and it’s not a pretty end.
But she was going to a university, where being a ‘feminist’ is a must and all the rage.
The angriest she got in her rant, was when she talked about her mother. No doubt, her mother was a feminist, because her mother left dad with the child to raise. Why…it was just sex. Her mother was a feminist. I don’t think she even realizes she is being like her mother.
Do you see the dichotomy here?
This woman ranted about her life as being wonderful because she could have FREE sex, just like a guy,(unlike her mother, she would probably just abort) but she wasn’t getting the ‘respect’ that a man gets, and that’s ‘sexist.’
It’s the same argument I heard back in the sixties, and it makes me laugh. You can’t be Miley Cyrus and expect ‘respect’ from men. Even a man doing that would get no respect. She said Miley Cyrus was art.
Okay, now we are getting into the absurd. You can call Miley Cyrus a lot of things, but not art.
And what was Obama’s big beef to women? Why, they shouldn’t have to pay for contraceptives…and so he made the rest of us pay for their pills AND their abortions. All these strong women…gee. They need to be taken care of.
Where is their pride?
Hell, I would have been insulted as a person if somebody insinuated that I couldn’t pay for my own contraceptives, but not today’s feminist…oh no. What wimps. They want to be equal? Well then, pay for your own pills, girls. What don’t you get about equality? You want to be respected and be equal?
If you can’t pay your own bills, and your own pills, you are …well, what are you?
Dependent.
What did all that free sex get women? A lower paycheck for one thing. (and millions of abortions) The very things that the women’s movement was supposed to fix, have been multiplied ten-fold. More women are portrayed as sex objects in our movies, the porn industry, the music industry, than ever before. Oh…and no-fault divorce. Great gains gals.
And don’t call them sluts! No! They now have EQUAL sex now! Your body is your own, and therefore, you can raise that child by yourself! You are….liberated! Free at last girls! (Never mind the horrific damage it does to the kids.)
Newsflash: Fathers are a GOOD thing.
I wrote that men ‘built’ the world, and so, she explained how I left out all the women who were scientists….etc, etc….adding onto my plain fact. As IF by saying that men built the world I had muttered some kind of blasphemy. And so I said, I meant every word. Men…built the world. The road, the skyscrapers, roads, cars, my snow blower, the Statue of Liberty……..I’m forever grateful to those guys! I LOVE a good sewer system! God, I just want to kiss them all. (Okay, maybe not all of them.) I’m SO thankful.
What don’t women get? Can’t they stop and think for just one minute? Where in the world would they be without men?
Digging holes in the sand, to cook in. (Thank you Thomas Edison. I love you! I love electricity!)
Any woman who has had a baby, can see from the beginning, boys and girls are different. From the time they are born. That doesn’t mean women can’t be as smart as men, it just means we are different.
Good lord, why is everybody making such a big deal out of nothing?
For the same reason they make a big deal about another very historical normal act of nature–climate change: Control.
Our government knows how to keep the nation divided:. Men VS women, black vs. white, America Vs. the world, Atheist vs. religious, gays vs. straights….and they have good reason to. IF we ever united as a people they would be in REAL trouble.
Today I talked to a very smart man, who went on an angry rant about women. It almost brought tears to my eyes: Every woman he dates, expects the WORLD…and he is just not perfect. That utopia the feminists want…does not exist, and none of the women he dates know this. They all take his money, and leave. He wants so much to find a woman to love, but he just can’t.
No man is perfect. But the young girls today demands to be the top dog. That man has to be perfect, or else they are gone. They don’t need men anymore. Sex, is sex. There is no partnership between a man and a woman anymore.
Not a good sign for the species, and it’s one of the reasons Western Civilization is going by the wayside: We did not populate our nations, and feminism had a lot to do with that.
So Europe brings in the Muslims, and the US brings in the Hispanics in order to survive. Yes, this “I can live without a man” stuff has hurt the best of us all.
While Putin is encouraging marriage to repopulate his country for SURVIVAL…what are WE doing? We are promoting…homosexuality. 
My mother’s generation, men and woman were so much more mature. Marriage was a team effort. But this new generation of women…they have been completely subdued with BS Feminist 101. The leftist have made children of them all.
Children. Which is exactly the plan. A nation full of emotional retarded, dumb-downed and stupid dependent children.
I told her that if Hillary is voted in to be the next President by the feminists, the men vs. women argument is not going to matter. because we will all become “comrades.”
Women will finally be ‘equal’ to men. In fact, when war comes, (And it always does) you will be slaughtered right along with the men, or haven’t you figured that out yet?
Be careful what you wish for girls, you might just get it.
Some of us…Have that EXTRA something.
Nobody Flashes
Something tells me this guy has spent his whole life watching cartoons. I wonder if he imitates movie stars when he is trying to impress women. Does he ask for a beer from his favorite gal, in his John Wayne voice? Does he switch to Joan Rivers when he’s talking to his mom? Can I get him to sound like Obama and call the IRS and tell them to give me a tax break?
Okay, sorry about my lack of posting today–my Sunday has been filled with family matters…so I’m working on tomorrow’s already. But…to be able to imitate ANY voice, that’s a talent worth having….just THINK of the possibilities.
Watch, and maybe wonder like I did—
(As posted on Glenn Beck)
Snopercod Soars!
Nobody Flashes
Here’s our reader snopercod!! (I like to call him supercod!) ….Standing in Alaska, where he managed to soar above Sarah Palin and the glaziers and have too much fun! Thanks to snopercod for sending this picture to share.:)
And just for fun, here’s another way to get up into the air, although, you need strong legs. (Thanks to JR)
Do These Rich Moms Care About YOU?
Nobody Cares
Here’s the latest puke Obamacare propaganda film made by the moms of Jennifer Anderson, Alicia Keys, (among others) and the most famous ‘single’ mom of all: Michelle Obama who claims she is being obnoxious because she loves you. That’s why I suppose, Obama has to lie every single day: He loves us.
I’m going to have NIGHTMARES tonight after watching this.
Notice how they all say how “bad” those kids of theirs were? In other words, only mom is an angel, and in the words of Michelle Obama “you guys are knuckleheads.”
Even if your 28, you’re still a child, and the state needs to take care of you.
Hey, I’m sure every one of these RICH kids could afford their own medical bills, they don’t NEED Obamacare, so if you happen to be that 32-year-old child who is feeling bad after watching this because these moms care for you…
Write them a letter and ask them to pay for yours. After all, they can afford it…you can’t.
Do I sound pissed off? Good.
Nobody’s Perfect: Lost Plane VS Lost Penis
Nobody’s Perfect:
I hate to make the comparison today, but it remains to be said: there are two missing items in the world, and finding them is of the upmost importance;
First, Malaysia is missing a Boeing 777. Not exactly a hard thing to lose, but lost it they have. In fact the whole world is out trying to find flight 370, because there were about 239 people on it. And it’s been a wild goose chase. Six days, and 10 nations using 56 surface ships have been running all over the oceans trying to find it. 
First it was here. then over there, then…well..where did it go? China thought they spotted it, but no. Then got mad and said everyone should coordinate.
Daily Mail: A Malaysia Airlines plane was sending signals to a satellite for four hours after the aircraft went missing, which means it could have flown a thousand miles from its last known location, according to officials.
U.S. sources have revealed that the plane, which lost contact with ground control at 1.07am on March 8, was in fact still in contact with satellites operated by Boeing. Experts suggest the way communications systems were shut down mean the plane was shut down ‘deliberately’ and ‘systematically’(My first nobody thought was: Mmmmm, two Muslim pilots…maybe Allah called them at a very inopportune moment. But right from the start, we must NOT suspect these pilots because they were…experienced.)
Insinuating that only an inexperienced pilots would hide a plane. Of course, Farig Abdul Hamid, (one of the pilots) was a “good boy” and was always at the mosque, and had a flight simulator at home, and has been known to let a pretty face into the cockpit.
Must be nice. They said the same thing about Ted Bundy.
Nevertheless the plane remains lost.
NOT missing penis man…but close enough.
The other item lost, was…a penis.
Police in the United Kingdom reportedly shut down part of a busy motorway in Middlesbrough, England, Thursday to search for a man’s missing penis
Yes, the poor guy was sitting on the side of the road, and somebody had…well, cut it off and tossed it. They induce the man into a coma…and for good reason.
The penis has not been found.
Really, I can’t have a Nobody’s Perfect contest this week on this one, although I think that 229 people losing their lives is a heck of a lot worse than a man losing his penis. I was supposed to do this column on MONDAY night, and I forgot the day, so it’s only fair that I give the guy some slack.
Nobody’s Perfect. 🙂
Hopefully, someone will donate a penis to the guy so that when he wakes up, he can go on living some kid of normal life.
And hopefully, that plane isn’t sitting on some island somewhere, filling up for a new takeoff…
They may never find this plane…or they already have, and they don’t want ANYONE to know what happened.
My guess, is that’s the real story…the real truth…has been lost.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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