What the Peanut Farmer Would Advise You, Your Mother Would Not.
The only thing that made me feel good about paying big bucks at the gas pump here in Missouri, is that I tell myself, it’s a good thing that I don’t live in California, where gas got up to over $5 dollar a gallon last year. It’s the old self inflicted psychological, “Hey, at least I don’t have cancer.” logic that seems to work every time.
It’s also a good marketing ploy: Look! Gas went down from $4.50 to $3.50! Whew!
The reason Californians pay such a hefty price is because of the higher standards from the EPA. But Obama has come out and said he wants to make us all like California.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Reducing sulfur in gasoline and tightening emissions standards on cars beginning in 2017, as the Obama administration is proposing, would come with costs as well as rewards. The cost at the pump for cleaner air across the country could be less than a penny or as high as 9 cents a gallon, depending on who is providing the estimate.
The EPA is quick to add that the change aimed at cleaning up gasoline and automobile emissions would yield billions of dollars in health benefits by 2030 by slashing smog- and soot-forming pollution.
For those of us who actually remember how bad the pollution used to be in our cities, we are deeply impressed that Obama wants to save our lungs from the invisible smog that never happens here anymore.
It’s all for our health we are told, so pony up..but hey, if you want to inhale a big whiff of Mexican Green, and fill your lungs directly with a form of pollution more destructive than your grandfather’s old Marlboros, go ahead! Since Colorado jumped on the legalization paddy, more states are considering hopping on the train to stoner highway…and you, like me, might be asking yourself…why?
(Hint: A stoned nation will accept just about anything as long as they can still afford pizza.) Not to mention, nobody can afford cigarettes anymore and taxing weed would make up lost revenue.)
This was also reported:
Former president Jimmy Carter came out this month and endorsed taxed-and-regulated weed. “I’m in favor of it,” Carter said. “I think it’s OK.”
So..it seems they are saying—Have some Acapulco Gold with some Canadian Black, but stay away from that cancer stick and gasoline, because we care about you. We don’t mind if you just stay home and get stoned. In fact…we’d appreciate it.
Nobody’s Fool: Roma Downey
Nobody’s Fool
Last night on Hannity, the beautiful Roma Downey was on the show promoting the last episode to the very popular miniseries “The Bible”. Over 10 million people have watched, and a whole generation of people, who did not attend church when they were kids, are discovering the wonderful stories from the Bible for the first time.
BUT…when Hannity asked Roma questions about the strong resemblance between the Devil and Obama, Roma denied it. She also said she didn’t see the resemblance, to her, it was an actor with silver makeup.
Now…you could THINK that this woman, is sooooo innocent that she really doesn’t see a resemblance, or you can assume that these people really do believe Obama has devil like characteristics and knew exactly what they were doing when they put it in the movie, and decided to just deny it.
After all…what’s worse? A President who lies to Americans with every word he utters, or filmmakers who are denying that their portrayal of the devil was purposely designed to look like the President.
Obama is doing damage a devil would admire, so I say, in this case Nobody Thinks that Roma Downey and her husband win the Nobody’s Fool award for the week.
Because…you can’t fight evil people the normal way…..can you now? What’s good for the goose, can be even sweeter for the gander.
Nobody’s Perfect: Jay Leno VS The Easter Bunny
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have a contest between two very loved American icons about ready to lose their jobs: Jay Leno VS the Easter Bunny. Here we see Jay Leno sitting at his desk in Burbank…
Leno: Hey Martha…get the Easter Bunny on the phone for me.
Easter Bunny: “Hello”
Leno: Hey buddy! Jay Leno here. I heard you got some bad news recently. Obama tried kicking you out of the White House Easter Egg Hunt.
Easter Bunny: Mr. Leno! Yeah, can you believe it? I’ve been putting out eggs at the White House before Ulysses became President. All those years I had to put up with those bratty kid— Little John-John making me work all day…not to mention that year I hid beer cans for Billy Carter…and this is the thanks I get for making sure they all found an egg on Easter. Amy Carter had to have black eggs. Who gets black eggs for kids? Tell me– who? The Easter Bunny, that’s who.
Leno: I know, I heard about it: but hey, that’s why I want to have you on my last show…
Easter Bunny: Your last show? What happened? You too, huh?
Leno: Yeah…I guess…it’s not the first time you know. They want to replace me soon with somebody younger. You would think they’d know better because they did it once before, and it backfired on them. Remember, they replayed me with that red-headed knucklehead Conan O’Brian, and it really flopped.
But this new guy, Jimmy Fallon,– he’s really close to the Obama’s. They love the guy. In fact, he helped get them elected you know, and, I just can’t compete with a guy who does push-ups with Michelle. Jimmy gets to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom every other month for free…all he has to do is have them on his show. He really sucks up to them…I think they have it out for me. They want to put their faces on everybody’s TV at night…to be the last thing they see before they fall asleep..Obama and Michelle, and Jimmy and Bo…
Easter Bunny: I hear you…they’re mad at me too. Obama was so mad that I wouldn’t dance on the White House Lawn with Michelle that I got actually scared he was going to throw a broccoli basket at me. And this is all ridiculous Jay, because he says he doesn’t have the money, but he is giving money to a make a bunch of new National Parks…The Rio Grande for Mexico, Delaware land for Joe Biden, one for Harriet Tubman and to honor the first black park superintendent…and hey..When does the Easter Bunny get a monument? I have given more of my hard work to the kids of this country— and then they grow up, and forget. Did you know that Obama is trying to BAN EASTER out of all public schools?
Leno: No..I hadn’t heard that. Gee…first the light bulb, now Easter? What’s next? David Letterman?
Easter Bunny: I think…there’s someone behind this…and you want to know who?
Leno: Uh…David Letterman?
Easter Bunny: No…it’s Jeffery Immelt. Ever since he lost the Easter Egg Hunt to Jack Welch he’s had it out for me.
Leno: You know, he does own NBC..and you’re right. They are going to move Jimmy back to New York and Jimmy won’t owe ANY taxes. GE pays no taxes thanks to Obama, so I guess it’s who you know.
Easter Bunny: They would NEVER treat the Tooth Fairy this badly. I think it’s because I give Easter eggs away. The Tooth Fairy leaves money under the kids pillows. And they aren’t even working for that quarter…they just lose a tooth. I MAKE the children work for those eggs. I teach them how to work for their rewards. (sigh) The world is changing. Jay….what can we do? Listen to this:
In a memo to lawmakers, who receive tickets to the egg roll, the White House notes that “by using these tickets, guests are acknowledging that this event is subject to cancellation due to funding uncertainty surrounding the Executive Office of the President and other federal agencies.
Leno: So..it’s only the politician’s kids who are allowed on the White House lawn? Didn’t the President just take a $6 million dollar vacation? What kind of uncertainty is that?
Easter Bunny: I know. He’s going to regret this. I know a LOT of bunnies.
Leno: Well. Good. Can I count on you to be a guest on my last show? Between the two of us, we can certainly tell everyone in the country what we think of the Obama’s.
Easter Bunny: On one condition.
Leno: What?
Easter Bunny: You don’t invite Joe Biden. I hear he likes shot guns.
Leno: (Jay Laughs) No..noooooo…we love the Easter Bunny here! Who would you like me to book?
Easter Bunny: Benjamin Netanyahu.
Leno: Really? Why?
Easter Bunny: Because the Easter Bunny is the new Jew…and I’m sure, Israel will stand with the Easter Bunny.
Leno: Well…are you sure? Wouldn’t you rather have Pope Francis?
Easter Bunny: I have it on good authority that he’s pretty busy right now..but Jay, I just want to say— thanks for calling.
Leno : No problem…you know, I never did thank you for that plastic Easter Egg you gave me when I was three…the one with the little plastic mustang in it? I haven’t stopped thinking about cars since. It’s the real reason I worked so hard to become famous…I wanted to buy real cars…I loved that little Easter egg car soooooo much. I still have it in my office at work.
Easter Bunny; You’re welcome Jay.
Leno: So…see ya soon, stay on the line and my secretary will get your contract.
Easter Bunny: What? I never signed a contract at the White House…
Leno: Uh…did it ever enter your mind that maybe that would be a problem someday?
Easter Bunny: Well…no…uh…
Leno. Okay, don’t forget to bring some of those chocolate eggs for the staff. See ya soon buddy!
(click)
Nobody’s Email: A Letter to Nancy…
Nobody Gets Email
I love it when the “nobodies” of the world tell our ‘elected’ officials what they really think, and I love it when somebody actually gets it on the web.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Dear Ms. Pelosi:
I write to you out of utter disdain! You are as despicable and un-American as the traitor Jane Fonda.
I am a soon to be 65 year-old who has voted in every state and local election since 1966. I have voted for both Republicans and Democrats alike. I have worked on campaigns for both Republicans and Democrats, white and black. I served the country that I love in Vietnam , as my son did in the Middle East . I was awarded two bronze stars. I have been involved in politics since age 6 when my father was campaign manager for a truly great American Congressman, Charles Raper Jonas, who worked for his constituents and his country, and was to be admired, unlike you.
You obviously haven’t read the Constitution recently, if ever, the Federalist Papers, or even David McCulloughs book on John Adams. You ought to take the time while riding around in your government provided luxury executive jet to do just that. You represent Socialistic and even Marxist principals that our founding fathers tried to avoid when setting out the capitalistic republican form of government represented by our Constitution.
I find it interesting that you and your husband are multi-millionaires with much of your fortune being made as a result of your public service. You have controlled legislation that has enhanced your husbands investments both on and off shore. At the same time you redistributed the wealth of others. Our system of a free market economy is being destroyed by the likes of you, Harry Reid, and now our President. You ride around in a Gulfstream airplane at the tax payers expense while criticizing the presidents of companies who produced something for the economy. You add nothing to the economy of the United States ; you only subtract therefrom.
I would like to suggest that you return to the city of fruitcakes and nuts and eat your husbands’ canned tuna and pineapple produced by illegal immigrants and by workers who have been excluded from the protection that 90% of the legal workers in the United States have.
I await your defeat in the next election with glee…
Don’t ever use the term un-American again for protesters who love this country and are exercising their rights upon which this country was founded. By the way, while I served in the Army, I was spit on by the same type of lunatics who support you and who you probably supported in the 60s and 70s. You are an embarrassment to all of us who served so that you would have the protected right of free speech to call us un-American. But at the same time, I have the right to write you to notify you that I consider you to be un-American, as do the majority of the people of this formerly great country. You are a true
disgrace to most of the people who served this country by offering themselves for public service in the United States Congress.
I feel certain your aides will not share this letter with you, but I intend to share it with many..
Sincerely, Dennis L. Guthrie.
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(Nobody Notes: Picture of Obama and Nancy was my idea, but something tells me Mr. Guthrie would not hold it against me.)
Cancerous Thoughts on Cantagious Cancer
Nobody Remembers
We haven’t seen a good plague lately, but I can speak from experience: You don’t want to catch a killer flu.
Last year, I caught some kind of flu. I coughed for weeks and there were times the cough was so bad, I swore that if I had been any older, it would have killed me. I’m not one to get flu shots, and I take my chances, but to this day, I don’t know what I got, but it was much worse than pneumonia, and I’ve had that twice.
Yes, H.G. Wells had it right: the tiniest creatures can lay you flat. And odds are, among everything we have to worry about, the pandemic is right up there on the top of the list. You are more likely to die of some mutated bug than an asteroid, even though NASA is praying. And you KNOW…Obamacare will make us all sicker.
Did you know that so many people died in the Black Death, in today’s population estimates, it would be as if one billion people left the earth? In terms of scale, about the population of China.
The worst flu pandemic of the last 100 years happened in 1918. and has been called the great Pandemic of Spanish Flu because one of its first high profile victims was the King of Spain. Of all the people on Earth (1.6 billion at the time) almost a third were infected. More soldiers died of the flu in the autumn of 1918 than as a result of combat in the entire war.
The Spanish flu killed within hours.
We’ve had all kinds of scares since then: AIDS and Ebola being two of the most devastating, and mad cow. How many cows, chickens and pigs have been killed just in the last 25 years? That tells you something doesn’t it? It’s the little virus that can decimate your country. But here’s the one that frightens me the most: Contagious Cancer.
From the book: Megacatastrophies:
Beyond environmentally related cancer lies the still more frightening prospect of transmissible cancer a form that could be passed on from one person to another like an infectious disease. Cancers of this type have already been seen in some other animal species.
Yes, in…you will not believe this: the Tasmanian devil, a large Australian Rodent has a cancer that spreads like a virus.
It’s a facial tumor disease DFTD, a transmissible parasitic cancer. And once infected the Tasmanian devils develops lumps and stuff on the face and body witch interferes with feeding so they starve to death. The population of Tasmanian devils had plummeted by seventy percent since 1996 and as of 2010 about 80 percent of the population was infected by the disease.
So, cancer CAN be transmitted, which makes you wonder if the CIA has developed a strain of cancer that can be transmitted, and they really did kill Hugo Chavez?
Nobody Knows…but a cancer spreading like the flu? That would be just as bad as any WMD.
I think I’ll write NASA and tell them they need to add cancer to their prayer list…and pray for those poor little Tasmanian Devils.
Nobody’s Fool: Michele Backmann
Nobody’s Fool
Last week, Michele Backmann mentioned Obama’s lavish lifestyle, and here Bill O’Reilly ridicules her for it, and this Nobody Thinks he’s wrong.
To take on Obama with such a “trivial” matter, when Presidents ALWAYS spend lots of money is not good, Bill says. She should concentrate on the important things.
BUT…in this economy, with so many people out of work, the President should be cutting back. His golf trip to play with Tiger Woods alone would have paid for so MANY things…tours at the White House for one. Our Presidents are big hypocrites and we should expect more from them.
Michele is right. But both of them missed the real point here. The President should have a budget. The office itself has grown into such an expensive KINGSHIP, they make any King or Queen on earth look like misers in comparison. For instance, what President had to build a ‘replica’ of the Oval Office while the real one was being upgraded? Most of them moved into a hotel, or another room.
The American people find it disgusting what Obama and Michelle are spending on our dime, taking monthly vacations…and Bill O’Reilly, seems to think it’s okay for a President to go hog-wild with his money spending because all Presidents have done it.
That doesn’t make it right. It’s like saying “Hey mom…all the kids do crack!…It’s Okay!” It’s the same argument. Bill’s argument is weak.
So, Michele Backmann wins the Nobody’s Fool award for the week. I hope she hangs in there.
Nobody Knows….Keystone, Syria, Asteroids, Harrison Ford, Israel
Nobody Knows
Here’s some questions that have been on my mind today: 
The Keystone Pipeline: Call me ancient, but the argument about the Keystone Pipeline from the democrats was that it would be dangerous for the environment to build a pipeline ALL the way down from Canada to Texas right? So why didn’t the Republicans suggest they build a nice big refinery right up near the Canadian border, and go west to the ocean? Why hasn’t ANYONE from any party suggested this? (Because the Republican’s own more oil fields in Texas?)
Syria: Obama came out and mightily threatened Assad if he used chemical weapons in Syria. So now, chemical weapons have been used but Obama’s spokesmen says, “We don’t know who used them.” Meaning, that either Obama’s word is worthless, or Obama is helping to fund Al-Qaeda (who are the ‘rebels’ and they got hold of some and used them so…Obama is not going to take action because HE would have been the one blamed.
Asteroids: Charles Bolden, the chief of NASA today, said all we could do about asteroids is “pray”…and that’s coming from a scientist. Nobody Wonders why all the liberals who do not believe in “god” are not up in arms about this answer.
Israel: Nobody Knows if Obama’s visit to Israel is going to convince Netanyahu that Obama really is the friend of Israel, and will be there as an ally against Iran.
An Obama administration video highlighting the president’s plans for his Mideast trip depicts Jerusalem, the Golan and the West Bank – also known as Judea and Samaria – as non-Israeli territory
Nobody Remembers how he told all those poor people in New Jersey that he was going to help them, and then disappeared. So, how good is Obama’s word?
Sequester: Harrison Ford is upset and worried about Sequestration…and the layoffs of air traffic controllers. Since Harrison likes to fly his own private plane everywhere, landing in the airports that don’t’ have a lot of traffic, and it’s those that will be cut the most, I can see why he’s upset. Rich and famous people are also going to be hurt along with the normal Joe, because they have been spoiled with having the luxury of flying wherever they want to. Nobody Knows when Hollywood people are going to wise up.
Obama, on the other hand, will NOT be effected will he? He has Air Force One. Harrison, can only go home and play his movie and remember the good old days when he could fly without having to put up with people yelling “The FORCE BE WITH YOU!” at him at the luggage counter. Frankly, I can’t WAIT to see him!
Nobody Wonders About Hollywood’s Bones
Nobody Wonders…
How come, Democrats cannot see any correlation between video games and violence? Nobody Wonders if it’s because Hollywood is used daily by the liberals as the perfect vehicle for molding the minds of the masses. If you put a limit on violent images than the door opens up for all kinds of “limiting,” and that’s not something they want.
I was thinking about this last night after watching an episode of “Bones.”
“Bones,” in case you have never seen it, is about a fictional genius character named Temperance Brennon— a forensic anthropologist, from the books of Kathy Reichs, who is herself is one in real life. She lives with an FBI guy named Steely Booth, and they both work for the Smithsonian and solve crimes.
There is a lot of fun science, and great characters, but Nobody Wonders, why they always have to put the “liberal” lessons in the story?
Last night, my husband and I were watching the latest episode of Bones, and I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Seely and the FBI psychologist were investigating some survival guy and his group. This guy had bought property, and built a bunker on that property, and so therefore, Seely, the FBI agent, and the psychologist, right away saw dangerous nut jobs.
In one scene, Seely, goes in with a group of FBI guys, guns loaded to “catch” these dangerous citizens, who were underground playing checkers.
And I kept saying to my husband:
“It’s the guy’s own property! If he wants to buy property and build a bunker on it, it’s HIS land. He hasn’t done anything wrong. So, if nothing happens, he will just have wasted a lot of money, and that’s HIS business…the only crime he’s committed is maybe wasting a lot of his own money…they can’t just go in guns a blasting legally, can they?”
Sure they can: They did it in New Orleans. 
The script was written, to show, that anyone who is a “survivalist” is a danger to America, and the FBI has a right to treat them as terrorists. Right out of Napolitano’s terrorists book, and placed in a very popular TV Sitcom. This stuff should not even be happening on a popular TV show, with fictional characters claiming that this very innocent American man was somehow a loon, a crazy nut job, on and on they went. I was disgusted that they left that whole scene in.
The show has feminist leanings…Dr. Brennen is presented as pure logic, and superior to her FBI boyfriend. She never marries Seely, the father of her child because she sees no reason to, another liberal lesson for the masses: Women are superior and marriage is outdated.
America is being indoctrinated with the best writers in Hollywood.
Nobody Wonders just how many people are being molded into thinking that the man who lost his legs in Iraq, is a real threat: The people building bunkers underground are VERY dangerous, and getting married is stupid because they are big fans of the show?
I fear, too many…but then again, it’s not only the LEFT that can do this…right? Nobody Thinks the conservatives need to catch up…and this is a good start! 
Nobody’s Perfect: Hillary ‘Umbridge’ VS Kardashians: OR LGTB VS Vagina Smelling Contest
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, it’s between Hillary Clinton and the Kardashians..
Hillary first: 
You’re not a progressive unless you can find a cause…without the cause, there is no reason for people like Hillary to exist. Here’s Hillary’s first step to becoming the next Presdient, and I must admit, I had to stop watching after a few seconds, because frankly, Hillary’s tone made me sick: …the “I am so good, and I am here to save the gays, and America, and I am speaking VERY clearly because I know you are all stupid, and I still want to be President, but not yet…first …we need more gay people, and we are about to make it law.”
OMG, send me a canoe and let me go over the falls. But, as much as I HATE this women, (and I do NSA), I will, for the sake of the children, translate this almost unbearable rant for you.
Nobody Notes: This woman, is a tyrant. As is Obama. They are abnormalities of power and corruption and to be feared with every fiber.
Here’s Miss Perfect Hillary:
“Gay rights are Human rights, human rights are gay rights.”
Nobody Says: So, gays were never human? When was this discovered?
“There were some countries that did not want to hear that.”
Nobody Says: Hillary is going to stop all gay hangings in Iran, by her magnificent leadership, even though she doesn’t have the courage to accuse them of much of anything. Her point is to change us.
“That’s who we are, it’s in our DNA.”
Nobody Says: Have you looked at your DNA lately Hillary?
“How to protect his L.G.T.B citizens..”‘
Nobody Says: WHAT? What’s that stand for?
Last Gay Tinker Bunker?—– Lesbian Gay Tokus Batter? ——–Little Gay Tiger Bitch?
We can’t call them gay anymore? Is Hillary trying to get rid of the word…”gay”? Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of gay family members that are loved dearly, but really… what rights DON’T they have?
“I was pretty tough…I directed our diplomats around the world.”
Nobody Says: Wow..Hillary’s stand on “Gays” in Benghazi got her L.G.T.B. diplomat raped AND killed. Good job Hillary. How’s that “Let’s send the gays into service as gay diplomats in countries where it’s a crime to show them how TOUGH I am and get them all used to gays.” How’s that working out Hillary?
*Reach out to the brave activist fighting on front lines.”
Nobody Says: Yeah, we’ve seen all those brave gay activists standing on the front lines all OVER the middle East Hillary…. Sure we have.
“Blah Blah…now having left public office”
Nobody Says: Oh right….sure…GOOD…stay out.
“For America to keep leading in the world that means we must invest here at home.”
Nobody Says: Oh…here comes the punch line. Translation: You hicks need to change, and you WILL change, all the churches will now marry gays and accept gays into marriage even though it’s against the Bible. Wait…Hillary is starting to look like that evil woman Principal who wore pink in Harry Potter: Professor Umbridge.
“LGTB deserve the rights of citizenships and that includes marriage.”
Nobody Says: Uh…so now gays are not citizens? What? Since WHEN is marriage a RIGHT? Next thing you know…Hillary will tell you who can marry, and who can’t.
Wait…she IS telling you that. She wants to make it the law. All Churches will have to marry gays.
“My views have been shaped over time…”
Nobody Says: The rest of us had to watch Hollywood and TV sitcoms, with gays kissing, and taking over our TV shows. No offense against gay…but statistically speaking, one or two would have been quite enough. but EVERY SINGLE SHOW? COME ON! We were brainwashed basically. You on the other hand, are running for President. And getting rid of MEN is the main objective here.
That’s about enough of Hillary.
The other contestant for the week was Kim Kardashian, who in desperation for ratings decided to through a vagina smelling contest!
In what is a new low sisters Kim and Kourtney decided to hold a very vulgar competition on Sunday night’s reality show – to see whose private parts smell the sweetest!
Hillary, leader of the feminist movement which encourage the vagina dialogues would be proud to see her children smelling each other vaginas.
As far as we know, the Kardashsian sisters are not gay…but this rather crudeness of our American Culture has made Hillary the winner of the Nobody’s Perfect award of the week.
After all, Hillary helped make this all possible. (To be fair, Bill helped out a lot in that department too..he needs to take at least half the blame.
Next thing you know, one of the gay designer boys will be throwing an anus smelling contest— After all…LGTB’s have equal rights now as citizens.
And I thought of some REALLY funny Hillary vagina jokes, but I won’t go there…but you can!
(Nobody apologizes for the content of this blog, but to me, there is a definite connection between these lowlifes. They are all ..unhinged. )
CPAC 2013: Nobody’s Got the Top of the Rhino’s Enemy List….
Nobody’s Opinion
This year’s CPAC was full of surprises. Every year, the candidate who won the straw poll, usually went on to win the nomination for the party, but this year, Karl Rove has his work cut out for him–it was the libertarian Rand Paul who won—Marco Rubio came in second, probably due to the fact that Ann Coulter ripped him to shreds about his immigration issues. As great as Rubio is: he is on board with amnesty, which would make him a good VP for Jeb Bush, and as Ann pointed out, you get amnesty, you get democrats forever more.
I bet Rubio didn’t see that coming. Nobody can steamroll you like Ann.
Already this morning Karl Rove was on some talk show, telling everyone that Rand Paul just got lucky and took a propitious moment doing the filibuster, because Eric Holder screwed up by not answering his questions on drones, and he ran with it. Karl thought it was smart, but then he went on another one of his famous Rove attacks. Why, nobody knows that Rand Paul would have arrested Anwar Al-Awlaki instead of killing him with a drone. Americans, don’t know how bad Rand Paul would be on protecting us.
(Gee Karl, George W. Bush, did a bang up job with that “protection” stuff. Have you talked to any 9/11 widows lately? )
I’ve heard Rand Paul talk about this incident, and he has said time and again that he is not against using drones in a war zone..but when the 16-year-old, Abdulrahman Al-Awlaki, was also killed in the attack, Jay Carney had this to say about it, and Rand Paul didn’t like it much:
“I would suggest that you should have a far more responsible father if they are truly concerned about the well being of their children. I don’t think becoming an al Qaeda jihadist terrorist is the best way to go about doing your business.”
I listened to the speakers most of the day while I was cleaning my house.. all of them were good, some were boring. The crowd to me looked very small, and you have to wonder how much it costs to go there, rent a hotel, buy tickets…I know I couldn’t afford it. Republicans don’t bus people in.
Sarah Palin was amazing in her speech and form. She is becoming adept at being a great speaker, and no doubt will make most of her living off of it. She mixed the Big Gulp with the “I got the rack” joke. She was a real hit, but did she put her name in the straw poll?
No. Sarah has no intention of running. And then, after Sarah, came my favorite, Phyllis Schlafly, the grand old lady…walking slow, proud, she almost reminded me of the great Ronald Reagan. I first learned about her through Ann Coulter. To me, this woman is right up there with Margaret Thatcher. No, she never ran for office, but she has done great things for America…
Listen to this speech, it’s a winner! (start at 1.35 and skip the jokes if you like.)
Like the great Ronald Reagan, Mrs. Schlafly is a real fighter, and like Reagan she speaks with a clear, voice of reason.
She, more than anybody there…had it right. (In my Nobody Opinion)
There IS a fight for the heart and soul of the Republican party right now. This last loss was worst than the rest and Phyllis Schlafly hit the Rhino’s where it hurts. It’s probably the reason you can’t find her speech on YouTube. (I couldn’t.)
She called every one of the Republican nominees in the last decade a “bunch of losers.” And then she pointed out, who is keeping those losers at the top. Karl Rove.
“We need to have the grass roots take over these bunch of losers.”
Bravo Phyllis —-Bravo!
And if there is an Rhino enemy list: in my mind, Karl Rove is right at the top, . Now, when I see Karl Rove on TV, I turn Fox off. If we all did that, sooner or later FOX would get him off of there. According to Phyllis, Karl had 400 millions to spend, on 31 candidates and he only won 7 races.
If CNN and MSNBC, are working for the Democrats, FOX has way too much time given to Karl Rove, who basically lost the last election for us. I don’t think he wanted Romney to win. If he comes out promoting Jeb Bush, then odds are, Romney’s loss was no big deal to him.
Of course the libs are already making fun of CPAC. One guy said it was as if he was watching some old outdated Moose lodge fraternity meeting. And really, that’s how they defeat us. The main points everyone made throughout the day was none of them were good at getting the message across.
The real problem is: The Republican message is very weak.
Will Karl Rove be able to bring down Rand Paul….after all, he’s already started with attacks?
Nobody Suggests: We give Rand some help. I have been blaming George W. Bush for Obama being elected: It seems, I have been blaming the wrong person: It’s Karl Rove we need to get rid of.
Nobody’s Email: A Fine Joke to Tell At the Pub on St. Patty’s Day!
Nobody Gets Email
Ah…it’s a wee bit o’ Irish luck I had to day, to geet a feeen joke about that blarney of a tooter, Nancy Pelosi on St. Patty’s Day! Remember lads and lasses to drive carefully on this lovely Irish spring of a day, and drink a toast to al’ de nobodies in the world, and be sure and tel ya local libby this heree joke for to tell at da pub!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Clever Catholics-St. Nancy Pelosi!
Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C, an aide to the former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”
Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”
The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”
As Pelosi’s aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Nancy Pelosi was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation,
“While Nancy Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some: the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to the tenets of the Church and she tends to flip- flop on many issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit- wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using he wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”
The Cardinal concluded, “But, when compared with President Obama, Nancy Pelosi is a saint.”
Gay Women Are Fat…Who Knew?
Nobody Cares
Last week we found out, that our government cares more about Lesbians, then any of the rest of us, so much in fact, they deem it high on the lists of “things to take care of.” Lesbian FAT is a big concern:
CNSNews.com) – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance. It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic.”
So…what’s the MOST important word in this sentence? “Minority.”
They want to find out why black gay women are so fat. It all comes down to race.
Could it be…go on…say it…”Food Stamps?”
If they find out that it’s caused by something psychological, in other words, they are bullied by people that don’t like gay people, so they eat more, so therefore anyone that makes fun of them for being gay or fat, which of course, is no fault of their own, will that person be fined? If you are fat and gay, will you get free gym memberships, and extra food stamps to spend at your local upscale whole foods market?
Will the taxpayers have to pay big bucks to get you in shape?
And WHY is it that the gay men are skinnier than everybody else? Could it be they are actually having MORE sex than the average Joe?
Well…there is one gay woman who can solve the problem
Ellen DeGeneres, and Michelle Obama, should get on these gay women…To get off their big butts and…dance.
You can dance anywhere, anytime, and it doesn’t cost the taxpayers one single penny.
But then again…they expect the gay lesbians to take over the world…so is it any wonder that Obama spent $1.5 million to study this national epidemic of fat gay women?
Nobody Thinks the heterosexual fat woman should sue the Feds for discrimination.
Really. This has gone too far: We, the heterosexual fat women of the world: UNITE! And demand our free memberships to Club Fitness.
Nobody’s Fool: Adam Carolla
Nobody’s Fool
Last week, the Huffy Post got on Adam Carolla’s case (comedian) because of something he said in a conversation with Lt. Gov. Gavin Newton. It seems Adam was pointing out that the blacks and the Hispanic communities may be in poverty because of their own actions…which made him, to every liberal within a 4,000 radius…a racist.
So, Adam said his mind…and mind you, his mind has some very strong and interesting words in it (Blatant warning) —-which this Nobody understands because white people are getting just a little too tired of the “scam” that if you are white, you are a racist: Therefore–shut up and pay up.
Adam wins my Nobody’s Fool for last week. Good for him…I’ll be watching for his next one.
Smile! You’re On Napolitano’s Camera!
Nobody Wins
When the big camera’s went up all over our highways here in Missouri, they went up overnight. Nobody on the local news even mentioned them.
Every city is having budget problems, but there seems to be plenty of money to put up camera’s at every stop light. Surely all this technology had to cost a pretty penny…so just where was this money coming from? No one on the local news ever talked about the expense.
I don’t know about you, but while people complained, what was told to the public was that traffic camera’s were being put up for our ‘safety,’ and still, not much was said about the cost.
Like everyone else, I just excepted it…until one day I was sitting at a stoplight, and I was the first car to make a left turn, and I was just waiting for the light… and FLASH!…right in my face.
Someone had just decided to take my picture. For no reason at all.
This has happened too many times, and I started noticing how often the camera’s were going off, when other cars were stopped. So, sometimes I drive with the sun flap down just to hide half my face. Having my picture taken like I was some sort of criminal really gets me…I would say angry, but pissed off is a better way of putting it.
When I told my husband that I thought they were taking pictures, he thought I was crazy.
BUT…..
Today, I heard a Missouri Senator on the DANA Show (See video) say that he had just found out, that they have been taking face recognition pictures and storing the pictures in a big data base, and by law, in Missouri, they cannot do that. It’s against the law. The Senators were lied to.
In fact, when you go to get your driver license, they are supposed to erase all information, but Sen. Schaefer had found out that they were storing all the data from the license bureaus and erasing none of it.
This republican Senator has introduced a bill to try to stop this face recognition technology, but our Governor…who IS a democrat, has to have known all along that all this information was being gathered and stored. Of course, like all the other liberals, he will say he didn’t know..and keep on doing it. The truth seems to be, that states have no rights in this matter. The FBI just got a billion dollars for the face recognition program.
State and local officials are increasingly granting the federal government access to their registry of motor vehicles databases and, thanks to a FBI program announced to the public in August 2012, deploying their own powerful face recognition tools. Zooming out to the bigger picture we find the mother of all biometrics programs, the FBI’s Next Generation Identification (NGI) — the biometrics databank to beat all biometrics databanks. It will contain fingerprints, iris scans, face recognition ready photographs, palm prints, DNA and innumerable other biometric data points on tens if not hundreds of millions of people, both US citizens and foreigners.
And that’s not all: Now, the President is giving the FBI full reign to look at everyone financial records.
(Reuters) – The Obama administration is drawing up plans to give all U.S. spy agencies full access to a massive database that contains financial data on American citizens and others who bank in the country, according to a Treasury Department document seen by Reuters.
Once again, we are told it to look for criminals.
We need more Senators to stand up to this.
The Senator suggested we contact our congressmen and complain. It seems to me, it’s up to our “representatives” to take care of this. Anyway what can we do? We didn’t break the law. But data is being gathered and for what reason, I can only guess at.
Nobody Wins when we live in a “guilty until proven innocent” Orwellian society
But that’s exactly what they are building.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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