The Day We’ve Been Waiting for: Ahmadinejad in Space
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Wow. This is the day we’ve all been waiting for:
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Monday that he’s ready to take the risk of being the first Iranian astronaut sent into space as part of Iran’s goal of a manned space flight.
“I’m ready to be the first Iranian to sacrifice myself for our country’s scientists,” the official IRNA news agency quoted him as saying in an address to space scientists in Tehran.
I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty excited about this. I can’t think of a better place for him to be. 
Is it Captain Queeg, or is it Memorex? Take Nobody’s Test
Nobody’s Opinion
Last week, two of my readers sent me the same article to read, written by an Australian named Hal G.P. Colebatch in the American Spectator. It was called–His Queeg Moment. The author insinuated in the article that Obama was just…well, incompetent, much ike Captain Queeg in the famous book, The Caine Mutiny.
What to make of this? I feel like the teacher who is reading her students papers and wondering…”What did I do wrong here?” LOL! So, perhaps, it is time for a test. No cheating. Those who fail the test will receive a, “Queeg was just a stupid Captain– Obama is a Marxist.” bumper sticker.
So…to the test: In the honor of Art Bushwalk, let’s go—
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1. The Democratic Party under Obama is the party of (a) honesty (b) a balanced budget (c) small government (d) fiscal responsibility (e) Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mao, Stalin, Marx, Lenin, and Bill Ayers.
2. Obama in his first term made mandates for (a) Universal Health Care (b) gay rights (c) women’s rights (d) Union rights (f) black rights to beat up whites without repercussions (g) rights for Muslims (h) rights for Michelle to control what everybody eats (i) rights for the Vice President to remain an idiot (j) A President’s right to take million dollar vacations every month.
3. Are Obama’s mentors and friends insane, or like Queeg, just incompetent? (a) Bill Ayers (Insane or incompetent? (b) Leon Penatta (Insane or Incompetent?) (c) Colin Powell (Insane or incompetent?) (d) Reverend Wright (insane or incompetent?) (e) Jeffery Immelt (Insane or incompetent?) (f) Hillary Clinton (Insane or incompetent?) (g) Karl Marx (Insane or incompetent? )
4. To make our country strong again we must (a) strengthen our military (b) protect our borders (c) cut waste and fraud out of all government agencies (d) get rid of all government unions (e) get tough with China (f) pass term limits (g) give Obama two more terms.
5. Obama wants America to (a) trust him (b) believe he is the savior of the world (c) make him President for life (d) build him a new Oval Office (e) give him all their guns (f) stop hurting each other playing football (g) make Beyoncé his new personal advisor.
6. Obama’s promises would cost the country (a) 2 trillion (b) ten trillion (c) 100 trillion . (d) 2,459 trillion if they give him the power to raise it himself.
7. The reason Mitt Romney lost the election was (a) he tried to kill the family dog. (b) he tried to kill a lady who had cancer (c) he beat Obama too badly in the first debate (d) he made his money all by himself. (e) Clint Eastwood made fun of a chair and was not nominated to run on the ticket as VP.
8. The Republican Party lost because (a) most people thought John McCain was running again (b) Obama had more rappers campaigning for him. (c) Obama had more foreign money coming in (d) Republican voters couldn’t figure out how to work the voting machines, and just couldn’t get to the polls so they were disenfranchised (e) Republicans don’t know how to work computers (f) they don’t own buses (g) Rahm Emanuel threatened to cut off the middle finger of Chris Christie.
9. Only one of these people were mentioned at Obama’s inaugural address: Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mahatma Gandhi, George W. Bush, Winston Churchill, Tom Edison or Barney…which one?
10. The whole middle East has fallen to Muslim Brotherhood during Obama’s last four years because of (a) Facebook (b) too many hot people, not enough air-conditioning (c) American gay military men on their borders (d) right-wing conspiracies (e) Eric Holder’s fast and furious guns were sold to al Quada without specific instructions leaving them no other alternative but to throw rocks (f) Obama’s first speech at the beginning of his Presidency promised all Muslims who came unto him, 99 virgins, and a lifetime admission to Las Vegas, and they are really trying hard to get there. 
11. In his next four years Obama plans to (a) outlaw football because he doesn’t know any better (b) dismantle all American’s nuclear capability because he thinks it only fair to Putin (c) give every minority in the country more food stamps and a decent house, car, cell phone, and a chance to ride on Air Force One because he thinks it’s only fair (d) kiss Joe Biden on the lips to show he supports gays (e) Take over Africa, and build himself a mansion in his hometown of Kenya (f) sell as much as America as he can to the highest bidder (g) demand that Islam is taught in all our schools (h) change his current course of economic ignorance which is destroying the country, and go back to Harvard to get a degree in economics while sacrificing two years of golf time to do so.
The final question on your test is to write an essay as to the differences between a Captain of a ship who got scared in a storm, to an American President who had every intention of destroying the Unites States as it is, because he was trained by Marxists to do just that.
Also, explain why New Orleans had a blackout in the middle of the Superbowl: Was it (a) The Superdome was put back together after Katrina by the lowest HUD bidder (b) The Mayor of New Orleans forgot to pay the electrical bill (c) The Ghost of Captain Qeeeg decided to make an appearance during halftime (d) Beyoncé’s show blew more fuses than China had on backup (e) Obama was at the game, and somehow when Beyonce flicked her hip, he winced, and the flies on his face were thrown off, only to land on a nearby squirrel, which jumped on an electrical line, and fried, .and caused the lights to go out.
Extra points will be given if you can explain why we need drones in American cities.
You have…ten minutes.
Professor of Nobody U.
Uh…So What Have We Learned in 2,067 years Mr. Powell?
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Quote of the Century….
“The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome become bankrupt.”
– Cicero , 55 BC
So, evidently we’ve learned nothing in the past 2,067 years
Rick Santelli went to school. He studied history. He agrees with Cicero.
If you missed the Powell/ O’Reilly debate, (see it below if you can keep from wanting to push Colin Powell off his elite chair and stuff some American pie in his mouth) you will notice that Colin thinks the economy is coming back because— “THE STOCK MARKET IS FINE!”
Spoken like a true rich and greedy liberal politician. As long as his portfolio remains sound, he could give a flying monkey that the rest of the world is exploding in debt. Economics is not the only thing he has no clue on…he’s a big-time racist and doesn’t even know it. And as we have seen in 2008: There is MONEY to be made when you can bet big on that demise…for those who know how to do it….and they did do it.
This out today:
The economy shrank from October through December for the first time since the recession ended, hurt by the biggest cut in defense spending in 40 years, fewer exports and sluggish growth in company stockpiles. The Commerce Department said Wednesday that the economy contracted at an annual rate of 0.1 percent in the fourth quarter. That’s a sharp slowdown from the 3.1 percent growth rate in the July-September quarter.
Obama has pledged to spent even more than he planned. Nobody Wins when you have a nation of idiots running the government. (Or…are they? Their stocks are doing great!)
(Note: Colin hits all the global points: Get kids into the state when their babies: abortion: Minorities get special treatment: to single out illegal immigrants means you’re racist.)
The first part of this deabate is about the economy, it stops around the 4.45 mark if you don’t want to listen to it all.
And by the way, Colin Powell has also admitted that he voted for Obama the first time…BECAUSE he was black I heard him say it.
And it goes on……
Let’s Ask Obama if the Holocaust Happen, Shall We?
Nobody Wonders
Is it any wonder WHY Obama admires the Muslim Brotherhood? He admires their great capacity for lying.
They are now…trying very hard to rewrite history. The Muslim propaganda points, that they learned firsthand from Nazi Goebels: Say it long enough, and loud enough…and repeat it enough, and it becomes fact. Obama does this every, single day. How many times did we hear Obama say he would NEVER raise taxes on the middle class?
Traffic Accidents
Now…the Muslim Brotherhood is claiming the Holocaust was all faked, and Fathi Shihab is starting the propaganda:
Fathi Shihab is a senior Muslim Brotherhood official who used to head its labor department, but now chairs the Culture, Tourism & Information Committee in the Egyptian parliament.
The victorious [Allies] operated according to the law of the jungle in trying their adversaries for crimes they themselves had invented. [The Allies] exploited the illegal immigration of millions of Jews from Europe to the U.S. during the war years by claiming they had disappeared in the Nazi prison camps. This was despite the fact that Germany’s registry data show that the number of German Jews [prior to the war] was between 600,000 and 700,000, half a million of whom remained [alive] after [the war]. Add to this the fact that the number of Jews who died of ‘natural causes, road accidents, and Allied attacks’ amounted to several thousand. How [then] can it be claimed that the Nazis killed six million Jews, when there weren’t more than 700,000 [to begin with]?…
To bolster his argument, Shihab quoted well-known Holocaust deniers and referred to the Holocaust as “the greatest lie in human history.”
These guys wouldn’t know a real lie from a real Bible.
Traffic accidents
Nobody Wonders if we should dig up some of those mass graves from the Holocaust, show the evidence to the world…..and watch how they spin it.
“Oh..those are fake. The United States planted those bones for a picture, obviously planted there for an excuse to bomb the Middle East and take us over.”
If the Holocaust was a lie— Steven Spielberg should donate all the money he made from the proceeds of Schindler’s List to the Muslim Brotherhood for the damage.
Nobody Thinks….someday they will be claiming that Obama didn’t really exist, was never President, and did not destroy in the United States.
Wait…they said that yesterday…Man they are getting good at this stuff. 
Nobody Remembers the Nafta Highway…Come on In Amigos!
Nobody Knows
____How long ago the globalists elite had big plans to make America a bi-lingural country? But…it was George W. Bush who put it in place. Obama here is very clevely trying to make us feel stupid because we don’t speak two languages. He knows what’s coming, even before he was President. Why else do you think our govenment have let so many illegals into our country?
It…was planned.
What a better place to announce the continuing plans for amnesty than Las Vegas? Obama was so sure of Congress putting through legislation that he likes, he decided to make a trip to the city with the most promising numbers of union hotel workers. Who are mostly Hispanic..
Nobody Thinks somewhere tonight, the Bush family is finally happy. After all, it was President George W. Bush that came up with the great plan to make us one big North American Continent.
Obviously, if you have memory longer than your five year old…you will remember that our government has been promoting the North American One Continent fits all…all the time working for a big increase in a younger population to support the older one that is dying…they just denied it—all the elites at the top.
First came Nafta…Than all the other ‘afta’s ” after that. They told us it would bring American’s jobs.
It didn’t. We got the biggest Hispanic invasion in history…and that was the plan. The real plan for all the last four Presidents was how to get some cheap labor pouring into this country to kept it afloat. So they thought up the Nafta Superhighway. Starts in Mexico…(where China unloads its stuff) than goes through Texas and up through Canada.
You didn’t hear Obama say a word about that did you? But today, was the final seal for every single Hispanic that can latch a ride on a truck to come up, along with the rest of his family and his gay friends too.They don’t need to pass any laws. It’s all a big put-on. When the Republicans complain that it’s because the democrats just want the votes…it’s a lie.
BOTH parties want this. It assures their very survival.
As you can imagine, Texas was pretty mad about the Nafta highway, because Spain was going to build it, and get all the money off it’s taxes. I wrote about this when Bush was President. We were told, that Rick Perry stopped the plans.
Nope…he just said he did. He lied. As they all do. Now they lie right to our faces.
Despite Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s pledge in 2009 to end the Trans-Texas Corridor project with a Spanish-owned construction company, the bureaucrats at the Texas Department of Transportation figured out a way to keep it alive. Soon, Americans will have to pay tolls to foreign companies to drive on roads in their own country … Very quietly, Gov. Rick Perry and the Texas Department of Transportation, or TxDOT, signed in October a comprehensive development agreement to construct a toll-road redevelopment of Interstate 35 north of downtown Fort Worth. the Trans-Texas Corridor project, a 4,000-mile network of privately built and operated toll roads to crisscross the state, with Spanish development company Cintra scheduled to earn the tolls under 50-year leases. It’s four football fields wide, through the heart of Texas, parallel to Interstate 35, from the Mexican border at Laredo, Texas, to the Texas border with Oklahoma;
So…watch that highway go up REAL fast now. It’s time…as Obama said..for the rest of the invasion.
And no matter WHAT you hear…they will get welfare, and develop their own Spanish speaking cities.
The only time they will have to speak any English is if they run for office and work in Congress.
It’s a done deal. It was the plan all along for years.
After all..their children won’t have to ever worry again.
Ours…will have to learn how to…as Obama said: Speak Spanish.
Calling All Sheriffs!
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They are coming out very slowly…but they are coming out. Sheriffs all over the country are letting Obama know, that if he orders them to shoot upon American citizens, or if he orders them to confiscate their guns, they will disobey Obama, and uphold the Constitution.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio has joined in:
“I took [multiple] oaths of office, and they all say I will defend the Constitution of the United States,” Arpaio told Mike Broomhead of KFYI Radio in Phoenix, Ariz. “Now if they’re going to tell the sheriff that he’s going to go around picking up guns from everybody, they’re going to have a problem. “My deputies, I said before, I’m going to arm all my deputies – a month ago I said before this – with automatic weapons and semi-automatic weapons. We’re going to be able to fight back. … I don’t care what they say from Washington.”
Yes! And so…in Utah we have another bunch of good guys….
Some of the strongest language to that effect has come from Utah, where 28 of the state’s 29 elected sheriffs signed a letter to President Obama warning him not to send federal agents to start confiscating guns.—-The petition continued: “Sen. Dianne Feinstein has made it clear she does not believe in the Constitution or the inalienable rights of Americans to keep and bear arms. She is actively working to destroy the 2nd Amendment with her 2013 assault weapons ban. For this reason we the people of the United States petition for her to be tried in federal court for treason to the Constitution.”
So, there IS good news on the horizon…
Nobody’s Perfect:The Night Stephen King Couldn’t Reach His Gun…
Nobody’s Perfect
Stephen King, has just admitted to the fact: That…he’s a wimp. I mean, go ahead and look at him. I could probably beat him up in a fight. He owns three handguns, and yet, doesn’t think anybody else in the United States should have the same right as him. Much like Nancy, Obama, Biden—- you know all the liberals who want our guns.
And for just 99 cents, you can buy his opinions on the subject of why we need to ban guns. Mr. King wants to ban automatic and semi-automatic guns because of the slaughter at Sandy Hook. He fails to mention that at Sandy Hook, handguns were used, no assault weapons. But that’s why Stephen is so good at writing fiction. Call it a “mental” collapse, probably from all the drugs he has done in his life….
Oh? You didn’t know that Stephen King has been a big-time major drug addict in his lifetime? No? You name the drug, he has done it: heroin, cocaine, grass, glue, uppers, downers, whiskey, pain killers, morphine,…and that was BEFORE he got hit by a truck.
Is it any wonder he invents visions of mass murders? He lives in a world of “revenge” of probably just too many bullies beating up on him early in his life, I’m guessing from grade school through high school, Stephen got bullied.
God gave him a talent to write fiction. What God forgot to do was give the man common sense.
Nobody’s Perfect.
Stephen said blanket opposition to gun control was less about defending the second amendment of the US constitution than “a stubborn desire to hold onto what they have, and to hell with the collateral damage”. He added: “If that’s the case, let me suggest that ‘fuck you, Jack, I’m okay’ is not a tenable position, morally speaking.”
Morally speaking? Once upon a time, a book Mr. King wrote inspired a kid to go and kill a teacher…just like in his book…and he didn’t feel guilty about it.
King said he did not apologize for writing Rage – “no, sir, no ma’am” – because it told the truth about high-school alienation and spoke to troubled adolescents who “were already broken”. However, he said, he ordered his publisher to withdraw the book because it had proved dangerous. He was not obliged to do so by law – it was protected by the first amendment – but it was the right thing to do. Gun advocates should do the same, he argued.
Uh…well gee Mr. King—gun owners are protected by the second amendment…but I guess you didn’t get that far into the document.
The idea that US gun rampages stem from a culture of violence was a “self-serving lie promulgated by fundamentalist religious types and America’s propaganda-savvy gun-pimps”, he wrote. In reality the US had a “Kardashian culture” which preferred to read and watch comedies, romances and super-heroes, rather than stories involving gun violence.
King said every citizen needed to ponder the fact the US was awash with guns. “If this helps provoke constructive debate,” he said, “I’ve done my job.”
Okay Mr. King.—–I am having a very creative fictional motive to “talk” about the subject: I think it’s a wonderful idea to exercise my first amendment rights: I agree with you! Viva la Constitution!
Nobody Notes (WARNING: Violence ahead)
From— THE NIGHT STEPHEN KING COULDN’T REACH HIS GUN…BY NOBODY
After a stranger broke into Stephen’s millions dollar mansion, and tied him to his desk with duck tape…Stephen King’s villains are about to kill him–
Stephen looked at the floor, he saw his foot had been chewed off by Cujo. The blood from what was now a big stub at the end of his leg…spurted out in rhythmic gushes from the beat of his heart….The dog had dragged the bloody foot to the corner to chew on it in peace. Stephen TRIED to move…if he could just get up.. just move to the drawer where he knew he had a gun, but his hands were tied to his desk…and the desk was immovable.
Damn. Why did he have to buy oak?
Stephen’s pain was immense…the blood poured out on the floor… Stephen was about to fall down to the floor, and then he saw him: Flagg…the King Devil of Las Vegas, from his novel.—(The Stand) and he was standing in the corner of the room, by the lamp that his wife had bought last year at the flea market. Flagg was smiling…and holding one of King’s guns in his hand.
“SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! God damn it..don’t you know who I am?,” screamed Stephen. His glasses had fallen to the floor…the Devil…took a few steps, and stomped. The sound was…sweet to the Devils’ ears.
“Yes sir, Mr. King. You are the most famous writer of violence in the world. Why, you are known all over for how cleverly you torture, and dismember your characters…including me. No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change. You just come out the other side. And you Mr. King, will have to come out the other side, or you don’t. “
“That has NOTHING to do with anything!” shouted Stephen as he struggled to stand.
As Flagg looked down at the gun he had found under Stephen’s bed..he turned it over as if to admire it.
“Well, since you made me famous…I…I just can’t do that Mr. King.”
Stephen slumped to the floor, he looked up though his pain, and saw…Annie…from Misery.
“What the &$*%^ are YOU doing here! Grab that gun…shoot that dog!” Stephen screamed.
“Well Mr. King…don’t you know you are in your own book right now?”
“I never wrote this crap. I would NEVER write crap. I am the best writer in the whole *$&%^ world!”
Annie smiled, ” Oh I begged to differ…you did write some crap and recently too. ..remember? It was all about taking guns from good law-abiding citizens…just because..what? Because you’re scared yourself Mr. King? Are you scared of us Mr. King? You should be. Don’t you remember? I am your number one fan.” 
And with that she took the baseball bat that was displayed in the corner, the one that had been given to Stephen King during game 4 of the World Series in 2010 by the Boston Red Socks. It was one of his prized possessions because every single player on the team had signed it just for him. And she…smashed his head so hard, he went down in one big lump.
As she kept beating him to a pulp…blood gushing out of his head onto the hardwood floor, the Devil cocked his head and smiled at Annie’s fury.
“God DAMN you, Mr. King!” Annie yelled. “I am your number one fan and you made me such a bitch!”
“That wasn’t any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.” said Flagg.
Annie stopped…panting..she had broken the bat on the metal in his leg, —the metal which had been put there after he was hit by a truck.
As Stephen lay in desperation on the floor, his last thoughts were very blurred. He knew he had another gun in the desk drawer, but he kept it locked. The key was in the kitchen…damn. The words coming out of Stephen’s mouth were barely audible. He thought of his wife, his son, that girl he picked up in New Hampshire…
“Wait…Wait…”
“Goodbye Mr. King.” said Annie as she walked out the door.
Flagg (The Devil) smiled, and said the same…”Yes, goodbye Mr. King…” and then he tucked the gun in the back of his jeans, and walked out.
“Wait…Wait..the dog…”
Stephen barely made out the words. And then, Cujo got up, and dropped the foot bone still in his mouth. He started walking towards Stephen who was now lying helplessly on the floor..lifeless. As he put his teeth around Stephen’s neck a high-pitched voice cried out,
“CUJO! Down boy! Come here!” Cujo pulled away…slowly, and ran out the door.
Carrie (Carrie) walked into the large room where Stephen wrote his books. It was at this very desk that he had written his opinions on gun control.
Her eyes glossed over at the sight of the man who had made her famous. The man who had made her murder, and made himself millions.
“Why?” whispered King…”Why are you doing this?”
Carrie stood, her hair still bloody from the prom. “People don’t get better, they just get smarter. When you get smarter you don’t stop pulling the wings of flies, you just think of better reasons for doing it.”
“Goodbye Mr. King.” said Carrie. All she had to do was look…and then the desk drawer with the gun burst into flame like a bomb had hit it. Slowly the flames licked the nearby curtains, than the books piled high on the library on the other wall started to burn too..
Carrie slowly walked outside the house. She walked over to Annie who was sitting on an old stump…
“People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.” said Carrie, as she looked down to the dirt beneath her feet. “Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up.”
Annie nodded, “You know, I think Stephen is right…they SHOULD take all the guns away from everybody. The more people who don’t have guns, the more us monsters can take over the world. But you know, I sure thought he would put up more than that wimpy fight.”
Carrie, looked down at her dirty shoes, and placed her hand on the only part of her body that wasn’t covered in blood…her waist.
“Well, you know what he always said.—-”
“What?”
“Everything’s a lot tougher when it’s for real. That’s when you choke. When it’s for real.”
The End
Nobody Notes: There are real Stephen King quotes my story…in italics…see if you can find them.
And in honor of the great Stephen King…I also refuse to apologize.
Nobody Flashes: The Perfection of Daniel Hannan
Nobody Flashes
Look out America…they are going to welcome with open arms MILLIONS of illegal immigrants onto the welfare rolls. This of course, will put millions more people out of work here in America, and we’ll be right up there with the high unemployment of the EU.
But…then again…that seems to be the plan.
It’s been a while since I posted my favorite British conservative, and so..with his usual perfection, here’s Daniel Hannan, explaining so very clearly…the problem of “running out of money.”
Enjoy.
Bob Costas: Eulogy for the Common Conservative “Stan the Man”
Nobody’s Opinion
How do we judge our idols? At the funeral of Stan Musial on Saturday, held in the lovely Catholic ‘New’ Cathedral in downtown St. Louis…Bob Costas pretty much hit a home run. While I was crying at his words…and breaking up along with Bob when he got to the part (see video) about how Stan Musial said “Deal me in.” to the blacks in the clubhouse…it wasn’t until later that I remember Bob’s recent remarks about gun control during a football game not too long ago. (He wants to ban them) 
You have to remember…Bob is a liberal…and yet, here was a liberal crying over the very things that conservatives pretty much take for granted. Decency. Integrity. Honesty. Stan Musial had all those traits..not only throughout his career, which stopped 50 years ago, but throughout his life. Anyone here in St. Louis, who ran into Stan Musial..got a big smile, and at the least, an autograph.
Conservatives everywhere, take those tratis for granted. To us, those traits are as easy as breathing. We didn’t think nothing of Stan being the way he was…after all…he was conservative. Went to church, stayed married to his high school sweetheart. Never put anyone down for their politics. He was a great ballplayer, sure…but there are millions that live their lives the same way Stan did.
I’m not sure Bob knows that.
An hour before the funeral, I saw an interview with Robert Redford. Robert Redford was repeating the Obama’s mantra: People don’t want change, but it’s coming regardless of whether they like it or not. Period. He was talking about conservatives.
Here’s Obama’s words:
There are going to be some areas where that change is going to be very hard for Republicans. I suspect, for example, that already there are some Republicans who embrace the changing attitudes in the country as a whole around LGBT issues and same-sex marriage. But there’s a big chunk of their constituency that is going to be deeply opposed to that, and they’re going to have to figure out how they navigate what could end up being divisions in their own party. And that will play itself out ove
r years.
Yes…change is coming to the Stan Musials of the world whether they want it or not. (Nobody says: Be careful what you wish for…you just might get it.) 
Among the crowd at the funeral was all the town’s sports figures: Whitey Herzog, Tony La Russa, Commissioner Bud Selig, and Robert Pujols. It was a very long program because they showed the whole Catholic Mass on TV.
So— Here was two great ‘conservative’ American traditions: The Catholic Mass and American Baseball, and the theme of the day, was not only what a great ball player that Stan had been, but what a great human being. Bob spoke as if…nobody sees this kind of decency anymore.
Obviously not him.
To Bob…(by his speech) men like Stan are..rare. Morality, decency, living a humble life…that’s the past.
Our country was founded on morality. On decency. On each man making his own mark, and then giving back. And those very important rules are based on religion. (That Obama smirks that we “cling”to.) That shows how much we have changed…Lance Armstrong, the steriods…you don’t have to look too far to see corruption in sports, or politics, or anything anymore for that matter.
And while Bob Costas eulogy will go down in history as being one of the best ever given about any man, Stan’s brother-in-law made an even more important reminder than the fact that Stan wasn’t prejudice. (As so many conservatives ALSO…are not.) He reminded everyone, that Stan Musial worked with the Catholic Church AND the Pope, (Back when Reagan was President) to help funnel money over to Poland, which helped defeat the communists in Russia and Poland. When Obama presented him with the Congressional Metal of Freedom last year, he certainly didn’t mention what the man did.
I’m sure, Obama could have cared less.
The “change” that Robert Redford and Obama are talking about is why I found this funeral so sad. I think, the fact that Bob sees the abhorrent behavior that has become the norm in our sports was why he was crying, and maybe he was asking himself… Why can’t all men be as decent as Stan Musial?
Well, when they have leaders like Obama, and movie stars like Robert Redford…trashing the country and its traditions on a daily basis..you can expect a lot more tears.
The real fact is: there are still millions of Stan Musials in America, living lives of ‘quiet desperation” helping their neighbors, loving their families, trying to be good citizens(buyinig McDonalds for the grandkids on Saturday)—and they are being attacked, while the sport figures, rap singers, horror fiction writers, movie stars…etc…are getting pats on the back for being basically rich drug addicts, adulterers, cheaters, and liars. The boys of summer are found on the ski slopes of Aspen, waiting for the next cocaine fix to come in.
Like Stan Musial, the common conservative man will never get on the news. And it’s that common, decent man who they want to not only ‘change” but crush.
Nobody could stop thinking about that through the whole funeral.
When the coffin was carried into the church, it had only a white linen drape. No flowers were on it. No roses of any sort. It was simple. Plain…like the man.
His grandson said “Gee, I had to follow Bob Costas.” with a sigh, but then said probably the most important thing: He looked into the camera and said he wanted everyone watching to try to be just like Stan.
If only.
Stan the Man, is the quintessence of the America that most of us grew up with. They drapped him in the American flag as they carried him out, as if to say to all the liberals: Here lies an American dream…watch and weep, and honor “Stan the Man.” He was the best of us.
And should you ever get to St. Louis, go stand in front of Stan’s statue, and bring a harmonia, and play a tune. Stan would love it…he never went anywhere without his. And don’t forget to read what it says:
“Here stands baseball’s perfect warrior. Here stands baseball’s perfect knight.”
Dr. Corsi Explains the Truth According to Nobody
Nobody Gets Email.
This might not be a very pleasant way to spend your Sunday, but in all the video’s of the last year that I’ve watched…in THIS video– Dr. Corsi comes the closest to explain, what in my Nobody’s Opinion…is about as close to the truth of our government as any other.
Remember …it was George W. Bush that was pushing full force with globalization…which in all reality, is a very bad deal for the regular American citizen. You and I, in this very well planned ‘merging’ of America with the rest of the world, will see our country disappear.
If you think this guy is NUTS because he is talking to Alex Jones, try to remember that there are very few outlets that are trying to make sense of the daily, almost unbelievable un-Constitutional laws being past by our Congress, and supported by our Supreme Court. …with not much resistance. Amnesty will be coming fast, as you may well recall, supported fully by the Bush’s. The idea that American corporations can conquer the world is one supported by both parties, and Wal-Mart, which has a habit of putting the First Ladies on their boards, is a prime example of the global plans.
Jeffery Immelt, (CEO of GE) and many of our top CEO’s have expressed their admiration for how things are run in China— Capitalism at the top (so a few have power and great wealth) and communism at the bottom. This is what they want to happen in America.
As Dr. Corsi explains…that’s the plan. And they must disarm us first.
Nobody Remembers the Falkland War
Nobody Remembers
Not many of us in America recall Britain sending warships to the Falkland islands, but you can see a bit of the history of that moment in the movie, “The Iron Lady.” Meryl Streep played an excellent Margaret Thatcher, and as you see, they show the scene, where Thatcher, went against all her advisors and went to war…to keep… that tiny little bit of rock, on which now, live about 3,000 people. In all fairness…there have been many that have occupied the strip of rock: the Dutch, the French, and the Germans, but in 1833, Argentina signed it over to Britain and so therefore…it’s theirs.
And now, Argentina’s wants it back. Typically, a woman is PMSING.
Thirty years after Britain and Argentina went to war over the Falklands, Argentina’s populist president, Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, has returned to the fray with a blistering attack on British “colonialism” and a demand to hand back “Las Malvinas”.In a stinging letter to David Cameron, Fernández urges the UK to abide by a 1960 United Nations resolution urging member states to “end colonialism in all its forms and manifestations”.
If we start letting the U.N. decide who gets what, we might as well call it quits.
By all accounts, she doesn’t have a chance in the world, and most likely could care less about it, because they never wanted it in the first place…but the subject of “colonialism” should be addressed, and why not now?
The question is: When a country conquers another by force or otherwise, does the country that lost the battle deserve to be given, what it considers to be its ‘land’ back?
Israel WON the seven day war. They didn’t START that war, but they won it. The Golan heights, all the land they won..is theirs.
The United States won the revolutionary war…how would we feel if England said it wanted it’s “land” back? Frankly, in 40 years it’s going to be all Spanish anyway, so maybe we should give it to them.
And while the United States has given many a land back to the Indians along with some pretty nice perks like Casinos,’ I think this “give me back my land” stuff needs to be nipped in the bud.
Margaret Thatcher was right to protect her little island, even at the expense. Israel is right to protect its’ land, and let’s hope England never wants America back.
Because…I hate to say this: But— until Obama sells it off to China..
It’s still belongs to us!…wait…uh…mmmm…
Lord Attenborough: A Plague on People! Or Can We Survive Our Lords?
Nobody Knows
“Professional people perhaps brilliant in one field should not claim expertise in other or all fields of human endeavor.”—- Norman Simms
Here we go again: According to Sir David Attenborough, people are a diseases:
“We are a plague on the Earth. It’s coming home to roost over the next 50 years or so. It’s not just climate change; it’s sheer space, places to grow food for this enormous horde. Either we limit our population growth or the natural world will do it for us, and the natural world is doing it for us right now,” he told the Radio Times.
To which I say, let nature take care of itself…leave it alone: Oh..but they won’t will they?
That’s the trouble with liberals. They LOVE to play God. In fact they also love to recycle old ideas like: gun control, socialism, communism, genetic manipulation, and getting rid of all those pesky lower classes that are spoiling the elite’s view of the world, which only they have the money to explore to their heart’s content.
God forbid they have to run into a dirty human while observing the rare Monkeys of Brazil. In fact…they hate people so much, I’m sure they would delight in a vaccine that would rid the earth of half the population.
(And to those of you who are thinking…is she suggesting what I think she is suggesting?-They would do that? -Am I?)
Lord Attenborough is recycling Paul Ehulich, who, on this 40th anniversary of Woe VS Wade, just can’t be forgotten:
Paul Ehrlich, the president of the Center for Conservation Biology at Stanford University and author of “The Population Bomb” (Sierra Club-Ballantine, 1968) has long used language similar. Even so, that doesn’t mean forceful measures must be taken. “Government propaganda, taxes, giving every sexually active human being access to modern contraception and backup abortion, and, especially, giving women absolutely equal rights and opportunities with men might very well get the global population shrinkage required if a collapse is to be avoided,” Ehrlich said. In fact, providing free, reliable birth control to women could prevent between 41 percent and 71 percent of abortions in the United States, according to a study detailed in the Oct. 4, 2012, issue of the journal Obstetrics and Gynecology.
Notice the wording: Will PREVENT abortions—As if having those children born would be unthinkable.
Do you see the absolute criminality in this kind of thinking?
So, we see now that Obamacare will do just that: cull the population. Just make sure they are not born. There was much more to it than “getting people free health care.” When you do not believe in a God, killing is so much easier isn’t it?
In case, like me, you are an American and not familiar with Mr. Attenborough, he has done quite a lot of magnificent work in the area of the “natural world.” He was the director of programming of the BBC Television in the 1960s and the 1970s. By the looks of it, he’s done some amazing programs.
But…there is a flaw in these elite’s character: They believe in their own genetic superiority…and so did the Germans. Where did these illuminati as some call them, get this idea?
This is from The Lady Tasting Tea: by David Salsburg
Galton, Pearson, and Weldon were part of an exciting cadre of British scientists who were exploiting the insights of one of those most prominent members. Charles Darwin. Survival of the fittest has an unfortunate effect on society when arrogant political scientists adapted it to social life, declaring that those who emerged triumphant from the economic battle over riches were more fit than those who plunged into poverty. Survival of the fittest became a justification for rampant capitalism in which the rich were given the moral authority to ignore the poor.
Yes…David Salsburg is another David Attenborough.
The ‘rich’ do more to help the poor than any government on the planet. But now, they are merging with the governments and they BOTH think they are superior.
This…is not good.
And in certain areas: They are superior….in their fields. BUT…that doesn’t mean they have the right to rule humanity.
It’s the intellectual snobs and power hungry politicians that doom us all.
Instead of delving into the problems of population, coming up with solutions so everyone can live and all creatures have room to themselves, they’d rather just kill the baby in the womb or get them to die early, or simply just let them die of disease.
Let’s call them what they are: Basically….Tyrants. Murderers. Sharks.
Genetically speaking, the maggots have risen to the top of the food chain, and as long as we have Lords like Attenborough simply wining that there are too many people on the planet, many more of us will be dying due to the elites’ plans.
And yes, they WANT us to die. That’s how much they…care.
Besides, the survival of the fittest is just a myth. The wisest man may only produce one child. The poor idiot could produce twenty children. Nobody Knows why the elites cannot seem to see beyond the forests..but, I’m starting to think their gene pool is corrupted.
If they truly believed in what they say, then they would kill themselves. Give the poor turtles in the Black Sea a fighting chance.
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What Else Was Faked On the Mall?
Nobody Reports
Sure, it was fabulous, but it wasn’t live. Sounded to me that she just sang along with her tape…like Karoke. So, Beyoncé faked her singing….and so did the Marine Band who faked playing it.
You have to wonder…did they ‘fake’ that crowd too? Why would I even suggest it? Because by all reports the crowds were smaller than four years ago, almost by half. But on TV, especially CNN, the crowd seem to stretch all the way to Oklahoma.
And since nothing is done by these people unless it’s to get a reaction: the fact that the President turned around to take “One more look” at the crowd, he is trying to tell all the rednecks out there, that he only intends to stay four more years.
Don’t believe it.
There were, by all reports 800,000 people there. But if you go by that picture…it was much more. Would they doctor a picture to convince the conservatives in the United States that they are in the minority?Ask yourself: Did Obama win the top advertizing award for the year from the advertizing business because he has no clue how to promote himself?
Nobody’s Perfect: 5-Year-Old Bubble Terrorist VS Texas Bank Manager
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have a little girl who threatened the security of the United States by saying she was going to shoot a fellow classmate…with bubbles. There is talk of Gitmo.
A 5-year-old Pennsylvania girl who told another girl she was going to shoot her with a pink Hello Kitty toy gun that blows soapy bubbles has been suspended from kindergarten. The next day, the girls involved were ‘interrogated’ by school officials. By the time the girl was done speaking to administrators about the incident, she was crying. A teacher called out the girl in front of her class and told her police may get involved.
Her family has hired an attorney to fight the punishment, which initially was 10 days for issuing a ‘terroristic threat.’ But her punishment was reduced to two days after her mother met with school officials and had the incident dropped to ‘threatening to harm another student,’ which apparently carries a lesser punishment.
Bubbles are now…a terroist threat? Who knew? Can I still take a bubble bath without the FBI knocking down my door?
Good thing they caught that girl in time. Nobody can even imagine what might have happened if she had actually SHOT that other girl…with a deadly bubble. Looking dirty is in style now. The soap on her skin would have been too much for anyone to witness.
On the other hand, a bank in Texas keeps getting robbed by “Yankees” and the bank manager has put a sign on his door saying, that he allows everyone who is legally carrying a gun, to COME ON IN and help out catching those Yankees that are robbing his bank. Not since Jesse James has a bank manager taken such force.
The South has not died.
The ‘President’ is not too happy about this as you can imagine.
So…who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
Why…The University of Tennessee Marching Band, OF COURSE!
They were the last band to march before the President at his inauguration today, and somehow, after hours of waiting in the cold, they manage to insult the President by playing his least favorite song:
Oh Shenandoah…we long to see you…away…you rolling rivier…
Nobody is sure that they will be attacked, with drones shooting bubbles, as soon as the President can give that order.
You cannot insult the President.
Nobody Suggests we all stock up on those deadly Bubble Guns right away, before Obama bans them. I might even take a trip down to Texas and help that bank manager out with those “Yankees.” In fact…the Bubble gang is already on the way…
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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