Nobody’s Perfect: Jesse Jackson Jr. VS the Meth Brothers
Nobody’s Perfect:
Jesse Jackson Jr. VS the Meth Brothers.
It’s not easy being green, or being the child of one of the most talented extortionist to ever walk in the halls of Congress, and Jesse Jackson Jr. in on the hot seat for not being a slick as his old man. He got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
Jesse Jackson Jr.’s father says the ex-congressman is under “tight medical supervision” after being charged with misusing campaign funds.
“He is struggling with the highs and lows of his bipolar disorder,” Jackson Sr., the civil rights leader, told the Chicago Tribune in a statement.
The younger Jackson was formally charged Friday with misusing $750,000 in campaign funds. Federal documents show Jackson bought memorabilia that once belonged to Michael Jackson, Bruce Lee, Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X. He is also charged with using the funds to buy children’s furniture and a gold-plated men’s Rolex watch.
It’s got to be depressing to know you just don’t have the same talent at stealing and hiding money as your old man. I’d be depressed too, if someone had found out that what I thought was Michael Jackson’s glove had really belonged to Al Jolson.
Jesse is facing jail time, but right now, I’m sure his father is advising him to shut up, and swear to be sick. “This is a storm; within time, storms pass over,” he said.
Leave it to Dad to come to the rescue. 
And then we have two brothers, who won the lottery and had a blast spending the money…
Two brothers who were celebrating a $75,000 winning lottery ticket by purchasing marijuana and meth accidentally blew up their house on Friday, said Sgt. Bruce Watts of the Wichita Police Department.
The explosion sent one of the brothers – a 27-year-old – to the hospital, where he remains in serious but stable condition with second-degree burns on his hands, arms and chest.
The other brother was sent to jail, Watts said.
I’m not sure who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award this week, Jesse, or the two morons who blew up their house…but I’m sentimental. I think the two meth addicts had a disadvantage. They probably a fatherless childhood, unlike Jesse who HAD a dad, and all he had to do was watch the guy…and learn.
In the words of Bob Dylan, he was just “One too many mornings and a thousand miles behind.”
Jesse can only hope that he meets the two meth brothers someday in the same prison. Who knows WHAT they would do for a Rolex?
Mark Kelly & Kathy Giffords VS Sandy Hook Dad
Nobody’s Opinion
Mark Kelly, the husband of Gabrielle Giffords, former Congresswomen from Arizona (D) who was shot in the head on January 8,2011, was on a Sunday morning talk show, where he said the most ridiculous thing. The subject was gun control, and since the shooting, Mark and his wife have become front and center advocates to fight for gun control. They formed a C-Pac and already have a commercial out. (See video below) Of course, you could understand why…she was shot in a public place by a liberal loony.
Loonies are everywhere, as we know.
Mark argued that there should be background checks, and that background checks do NOT mean that the government will be registering every gun. He tried to assure everyone, that they were very wrong in thinking that the government wants to come and take your guns.
Oh sure Mark. Why should we believe that?
And then he said something I couldn’t believe came out of an astronaut’s mouth. Nobody thought that astronauts had to be highly educated, especially in math. But Mark said, when he was in the Chamber during Obama’s State of the Union address, the most support any comment Obama got, was on gun control.
Cleary, he said—-He knew by the overwhelming support in the chamber that night, that the people are ready and want gun control
Here’s the problem I have with that. Most of the people in that Chamber were houses of Congress…and knowing the politico of Washington, the peanut gallery was FULL of democrats family members and friends of the party. The people in the chamber that night were not exactly representatives of the American people. We had one: Ted Nugent…but he was outshouted.
As I watched the man say this, I was sure that the shuttle had a great autopilot program.
Nobody must remember that the Obama administration has found gold in this couple. Gabby was a democrat, and before she was shot, she was on board with all of Obama’s great fundamental changes for America.
She worked with Janet Napolitano to promote all-day kindergarten. Gifford’s supported raising more money for schools “through sponsorship of supplemental state aid through bonds and tax credits that could be used for school supplies.” In her first month in office, Gifford’s voted in favor of increased federal funding for embryonic stem-cell research, endorsing the 9/11 Commission recommendations; new rules for the House of Representatives targeting ethical issues; and the repeal of $14 billion of subsidies to big oil companies, in favor of renewable energy subsidies and the founding of the Strategic Renewable Energy Reserve.
So, Gabby and more importantly her husband Mark, have a new job, which to them, is probably the surest way to get new jobs…since the astronaut program was shut down, and she is no longer in Congress…working for Obama as top propaganda ministers.
Mark will be campaigning full time for the Obama administration, using Gabby as the sympathy card for gun control, mandatory pre-school, solar energy, and all his other Marxist dreams.
Mark said this:
“We have a political class that is afraid to do something as simple as have a meaningful debate about our gun laws and how they are being enforced … As a nation we have repeatedly passed up the opportunity to address this issue. After Columbine; after Virginia Tech; after Tucson and after Aurora we have done nothing.”
And there is a reason our schools are “gun free zones” They WANT these things to happen so they can disarm the American public. Instead of tackling the tough issues happening in our country, Obama was shutting down guitar factories, and Twinkie makers.
While the debate is: if your only reason for having all those guns is that you are afraid of your government, then having guns won’t save you. The American citizen could never stand up against 30,000 armed drones. You people dream.
And that is right.
Nevertheless. it’s a matter of freedom…we have a Constitutional right to protect ourselves, however we deem necessary. Bruce Willis was right when he said; If they take away one freedom, then they can take away all the rest.
Gabby Giffords was called a “blue dog democrat.” She is no longer in office, but she is more powerful now than she ever was before.
Compare both video’s…The father of the Sandy Hook Child is very factural—The Giffords add is very nebulous. Which one would YOU trust? Do we have a right to protect ourselves, even with ten clip magazines…or not?
Nobody Gets Email: Dance to the SugarPlums in the Universe
Nobody Gets Email
I love this. I have one childhood memory that sticks out from all the rest. I must have been all of three years old, because in the memory, I was sitting in the backseat of my Dad’s car waiting in the dark to pick up my mom at some store. The family moved to Naples, Florida when I was four…so therefore, I had to be three…since it was here in St. Louis.
It was Christmas time, and we were parked in a parking lot, outside a Mall. My father was in the front seat, and my mom seemed to be taking a long time. I remember the backseat seemed as big as a boat, and I was curled up with my favorite blanket and gazing high up into the sky. Minutes before I had heard the, “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” on the intercom outside, and asked about it, and I remember looking at my dad, and he told me the story of how all the toys in the Mall came alive and danced, to the music. I don’t know how he knew that, but I believed him, and my mind of course went crazy..picturing all the toys inside the mall…and what if I could locked inside for the night and watch them…oh boy, would mom and dad be mad? And oh boy…that was fun to think about that…and the music was like nothing I had ever heard before, because of course, my parents only listened to Benny Goodman. Dad must have seen it on Lawrence Welk because my grandmother always had that on every week.
It seemed we were there for hours, and I remember gazing up at the sky, and asking my father about the stars. I honestly think it was the first time I had really looked at them, and he must have told me there were millions and they were far away, and right away, I knew that I was the tiniest thing on the planet…no bigger than a grain of sand. It was at that moment that I realized this planet was tiny, I was even tineir…and it was the scariest thing imaginable. Maybe my father told me that…I don’t remember…BUT it put the most horrendous fear of how insignificant I was compared to that vast universe, that I hide under the blanket until mom got to the car. I was powerless. And if you think about it, my ‘Nobody” self is still under that blanket. (LOL!)
My love for music came from that moment I think. I became a musician, a dancer, and a lover of the stars. To this day, “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” is one of my favorite songs, and no matter WHERE I am when I hear it, I stop everything and listen to it all the way through.
Tchaikovsky suffered from deep depressions, and committed suicide. And yet, he left us a small universe of music….His star still shines in this little girl’s heart.
My first piano!
Somehow, music and the universe are meant to be one. Music IS math in so many ways.
My liberal friend just sent me an email..he was upset that in Texas they were thinking about teaching the kids about intelligent design along with evolution. Really, he was horrified. (He HAS no children of his own, and probably never will, being as he is 75.)
So I wrote him back and told him Einstein believed in intelligent design. (LOL!) And Einstein would agree, so many IQ’s…are lackig imagination. Without imagination, you are only halfway there.
Wait…Let’s make this complete: Here, close your eyes and picture yourself as that grain of sand in the vast universe and TELL me…this song doesn’t fit. I no longer hide under the blankets.
I just smile. And thankfully, I grew into my ears.
ENJOY! (Thanks to Ant)
The Big Mistake of George W. Bush, Or Why Obama Never Gets Blamed
Nobody Wins
Rush Limbaugh came to the conclusion today, that nobody will ever blame Obama for anything in history because…he doesn’t lead, therefore, because he doesn’t really lead, but stays in campaign mode, everybody likes all his empty promises, because they sound so….lofty.
What I think Rush has missed, is that after eight years of Bubba and his darling wife, we would have voted for any change. I fell into George’s W. Bush’s words of hope, just as fast as a man dying of thirst runs to the nearest bottle of water. When he was campaigning, George W. said ALL the right things. Rubio sounds just like the old George W. We were looking for a hero, and he was there.
And then…well, watch this video. Many conservatives can whine and say that Freddie and Fannie were pushed into putting out bad loans by Barney Frank (and they were) BUT…George W. was right up there making the case for the loans that caused the housing debacle, and this video proves it. 
And then…he did the first bail out. So, many conservatives feel, that if George W. had not strayed so far from his conservative principles, Obama would not have been elected. I have my own Nobody Opinions on the whole matter myself…which leans towards what many would call a conspiracy theory: At the top we have one party, with the powerful from both sides, who are working for the same goals.
And that goal is globalization. In globalization there are no borders….
Nobody Wins when a plutocracy rules, and that’s what we have. The men and women that have the REAL control are all millionaires and billionares. Dr. Corsi concluded that these people want the ruling class at the very top to reap the fruits of capitalism, while the masses are ruled in communism. Why do you think they all speak so highly of China? The fortunes of the top 500 companies make more than most nations. We are nearer to the Minority Report than we think.
It’s the Third Way of Bill Clinton. It’s the New World Order of Daddy Bush. It’s the Globalization of George W. Bush, but it’s always business as usual: Follow the money.
And that’s why the top people of both parties will make sure that the “people” are never represented again..
But…controlled.
Rand Paul Responds
Nobody Wonders
Why Fox news, or any news outlet for that matter, did NOT post this response to Obama’s State of the Union speech last night.
Obviously, FOX news, who has Dana Perino, Bush’s old press secretary, and Karl Rove, Bush’s old adviser, on every single day, and they are there to promote the established Rhino’s.
Marco Rubio did a fine job last night, and it was obvious that he was setting himself up for the Republican ticket in 2016, but since he had the help of Jeb Bush in Florida, many people including myself, are afraid of the “Will Rubio become a Rhino after election?” because we have been so burned by the Bush family. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a Bush/Rubio ticket.
Rand Paul to me, is the most honest….and I’m not sure if he was taking about the TEA PARTY, or the Replication party here… It was a bit confusing since he IS a Republican. But here is not doubt, the party is split. The Rhino’s no longer represent the “people” or the Constitution, and so that is why Karl Rove is fighting along with the liberals to smash them altogether. It’s all about the power.
The speech was worth the watch…so for those who care…here it is.
Nobody Takes Notes on Obama’s State of HIS Union
Nobody Took Notes on Obama’s Big “State of the Union Speech.: Titled MORE MONEY
The rock star arrives…
Black Congress women gaggling as he passes…the Rock Star:..takes his time walking to the podium…Sheila Jackson in royal purple.
Scalia not there.
Applauds goes on for 20 minutes.
Starts out quoting Kennedy…the Constitution partners for progress. (puts in secret communist word)
Men are coming home from Afghanistan? Our business are going strong.
The state of our union is stronger. (LOL) Corporate profits are high.
Middle class is stronger…(LOL!)
We should put nations interest before party. (LOL) Boehner did not stand, in fact Boehner looks..sick.
We raised the taxes on the 1 percent of Americans (I’m in the 1 percent????)
We need to finish the job…They (they?) want to cut SS and Medicare and that’s worse than cutting the military! (Spoken like a true liberal)
Rising cost of health care…our retirement programs will cut into our kids! The Wealthy must pay. (We need to sift that money from those old people and give it to the young kids.)
We can’t CUT our way out of everything…we need revenue. ( MORE MONEY) Ask more from wealthiest seniors. (Remember,…the 1 percent is now everyone who is not on food stamps. That means..YOU.)
I am open for closing loopholes. (except for his friends.) Job creation. Tax reform. We must pay our bills on time ( LOL–we bring in 30 million and spend 86 millions…)
We must uphold our credit. ( LOL! …the new speechwriter added some Romney in for good measure)
A growing economy. We need manufacturers. Ford is coming back, and Apple. (Whoa, Nobody says…where?)
We are launching energy government high tech jobs…(Obama is SPENDING MONEY!!)
MORE MONEY FOR INVESTMENTS!!American energy! We must do more to combat climate change.
(Translations: Carbon taxes! Taxes on everything! MORE MONEY!)
Super Sandy, wildfires, global warming are caused by climate change. If Congress won’t act..I will executive action. for climate change. (I am King) China is all in on clean energy..so must we.
(China..right…where the air is so polluted the people wear masks. LOL!)
We need new oil and gas permits. We use energy CEO’s to tax. (MORE MONEY) Let’s cut in half the energy wasted in our homes and businesses. (OMG…It’s Jimmy Carter all over again. Get ready for the government to cut your energy for you with the smart meters…it’s coming…no laugh here. )
Obama got new program…”Fix it first”program…fix the bridges” (MORE MONEY) He has been saying this for five years. ( He wants MONEY!)To make sure taxpayers don’t fund it, modern schools and make the business pay for them. (He running out of places for money…more taxes on business!)
Lower everybody house payment. (Freddie and Fannie, BACK in business–MORE MONEY.)
We need to fund education earliest possible age…the sooner he begins learning…preschool…(Communist dream..get the kids as young as possible and raised BY THE STATE. It was Hillary’s theme in It takes a Village.)
Working with states to make preschool available to everyone. ( MORE MONEY)
If kids start school at 3, it will reduce teen pregnancy. (LOL! That’s a new one.)
Immigration! Reform…we reduced illegal reforms…learning English…cut waiting periods. (LoL!)
Women…violence against women’s act! Paycheck fairness act! (MORE MONEY) 
Oh boy. Nine dollars an hour minimum wage.
Raise incomes of millions of families. (He wants those poor Mexicans to make more money.)
We need to start rebuilding vacant homes (MORE MONEY) We will pay for businesses to do it. (MORE MONEY)
WAIT..he’s going back to fatherhood and stronger America middle class…stronger families salute the troops. (Throws a deceitful bone to the conservatives)
We will just send other countries money to train their forces and use drones. (MORE MONEY) Al Qaeda is a shadow of its former self. (LOL) We need to ‘help’ others to fight. (MUCH MORE MONE)
We’ve keep congress fully informed (laughter) our efforts transparent to the world. (LOL–unless he wants to personally kill somebody.)
Stand to keep Iran from getting a nuclear weapon? (Oh right–LOL)
We will get rid of nuclear arsenal. We have to do it first. (Not funny.)
Cyber attacks. (give me your internet) I signed a National Security Internet …(No clue what that meant and he isn’t going to let anyone know what’s in it….but when we find out we will ALL be pissed.)
We will merge with EU…(Been expecting that) The Unites States will join to eradicate poverty all over the world and help them to feed and have schools…etc..(MORE MONEY!!!)
We stand with Syria and Israel? (LOL! )I’m Commander in Chief, (Obama NEVER forgets to mention that at least once a week.) We will maintain the best military.(What a bunch of hooey.)
Gays are going to get a lot of benefits in the military. (MORE MONEY)
Woman are ready for combat…world class care ?( LOL) Thanks Michelle for serving military families.(How MUCH did that dress cost?)
Defending freedoms are protected…that includes the right to vote. They can’t afford to wait in line to cast vote. Improve voting experience. (LOL!) Shows 102 black women who went to vote for Obama.
(We are all touched deeply because she obviously has no clue where she was.)
We need to protect our children. (Here comes the big ending.) Two months since Newtown. This time it’s different. Overwhelmingly Americans want reform..
Nadia was lost. She was here performing at my inauguration—shot in Chicago mile from my house. Two dozen lives taken…they deserve a vote. They deserve a vote. He named all the shootings etc..
But they deserve a vote. (Okay, vote no) We were sent here to look out for Americans. (Jesus) Someone opened fire on a temple. Police being paid to do his job got hit with 12 bullets.
(Cole Younger had that beat with 26.)
We are citizens! It describes what we believe.
We accept certain obligations. as citizens to be…(Citizens UNIT! AND GIVE ME MORE MONEY!)
And in honor of tonights speech, I’d like to dedicate this number to all the liberals out there…in the 1 percent, who might remember this song, (Which even Nobody liked) which was used to raise money to give to the poor in Africa, and ask yourself…did it help? Maybe if all the rich people in this video would give THEIR money….
And so ends another boring ‘Progressive” Obama speech.
WE ARE THE WORLD, WE ARE THE CHILDREN, WE ARE THE ONES WHO …
George Bush VS Picasso
Nobody Flashes
Have you SEEN the self-portrait that X-President George W. Bush painted of himself? Well, some guy who calls himself Guccifer hacked into the Bush’s emails and found these two very interesting self-portraits. Obviously, the President…is trying to tell future historians that either (1. He can’t take enough baths to cleanse himself of all his sins, or (2 He wants to be the first President to show that no matter how powerful one man becomes, he still has to take a bath. (3…The parts he most admires about himself are his back and feet or (4. He wants Laura to know how very lonely he is. And if you have read me, I have said before, I don’t think Laura and Bush live together anymore. Just like the Clinton’s, they do their events together, act all lovey, and then go their separate ways. But unlike Bill Clinton, George W. is miserable without Laura. I could be very wrong…but…
While many people admire his painting ability, I find it almost…sad.
But that’s just me. On the other hand, we can all compare it to Picasso’s self-portrait…(One that is NOT pornographic, because Picasso did a lot of those.) and I think I would prefer the bathtub, if I had to pick one to hang on my wall…how about you?
Coming Up: The State of Obama’s Mental Union
Nobody Opinion
I’m watching Nancy “Blow the Tox” Pelosi on the Sunday Fox Show, and it’s obvious Nancy has been sent out to get everyone warmed up for Obama’s State of the Union address coming up on Tuesday, and her message? The issues are better served by a democrat majority. She expects to be speaker again.
But, of COURSE she does.
The issues? You would think it would be the demise of America..but no…it’s gun control, amnesty….and the death of any conservative that ever walked the planet. After all..Obama has BIG databases to use to find those conservatives…add 30,000 future drones flying over the skies and GPS in every car, all the government really needs now is complete control of the internet…
They’re working on that one.
And to further all their democratic dreams: they must get rid of all guns. If you think snowstorm NEMO has taking the democrats off of gun control…you forget who they are.
If you dare to watch Obama’s State of the Obama Union address, be sure to get out your favorite pillow to punch because many democrats are going to bring people who have lost someone to a gun. They want you to feel that the “gun” was the worst invention every invented, next to that outdated Constitution.
Be aware that Obama will SWEAR before God that he believes in the right to bear arms, and go skeet shooting whenever we like. WE won’t take over your right to protect yourself…we just don’t want you to form a militia. After all, Obama would never let a militia come to your home, insists Stallone,…in the middle of the night, and if you believe that then you think Elian is a French Wine and those big burly men hoping out of helicopters and grabbing guns out of grandma’s hands after Hurricane Katrina were just doing advertising PR for the Marines. 
I suggest vodka…in small doses.
Joe Biden says you can have a shotgun, which can really cut a hole in a man, but then again, they don’t expect that any shotgun will be able to shoot down a drone, or have much of a chance against the National Guard. But we have to save the women and children, and the President is going to do it with his own personal kill list. Yes, ONE man will have control to kill anyone he wants, anywhere.
I am STILL shocked.
What is most surprising is just how many Republicans are coming out saying the it’s the President’s job to protect the American people therefore, he has every right to kill any American citizen he sees fit. Unfortunately, I didn’t catch his name, but some young Congressman, who had served in Iraq said this very thing today.
Then…there’s the ” sequester.” Obama has a winning strategy and it’s worked for him time and again, simply because people are not paying attention. Obama wanted the sequester back in 2011, but now he says it will kill the middle class if the Republicans don’t keep the money in the military.
Nobody Wonders, just how many times can you kill the middle class, Obama?
Defense Secretary Leon Panetta on Wednesday laid out a grim list of spending cuts the Pentagon will have to make in the coming weeks that he said will seriously damage the country’s economy and degrade the military’s ability to respond to a crisis. Slamming members of Congress as irresponsible, Panetta said lawmakers are willing to push the country off a fiscal cliff to damage their opposing political parties.In separate, highly detailed memos sent to Congress, the military services described widespread civilian furloughs, layoffs and hiring freezes that will hit workers all around the country. Overall, the military will furlough 800,000 civilian workers for 22 days, spread across more than five months, and will lay off as many as 46,000 temporary and contract employees. The Navy says it will cease deployments to South America and the Caribbean and limit those to Europe.
So, is the “fiscal cliff” really going to hurt us all? Here’s how one reporter put it:
The “fiscal cliff” being discussed is nothing more than Washington’s Grand Illusion. Why? Because the factors that drive our fiscal policy will not change regardless of whether a budget deal is struck by year’s end. As a result, we are already riding an unstoppable train toward $28 trillion in debt – an unsustainable burden that will cripple our economy, destroy our currency, and slash our paper investments
And what are the Rhino’s doing? They are concentrating on the next election: Marco Rubio is going to give the response to the President. And Rubio will sound very conservative, and Nobody Says: So what? Why are you NOT talking about impeachment?
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Okay…so that’s too strong I suppose. Rand Paul says it with more…subtlety.
Probably like you, sometimes I think I’m living in the Twilight Zone. Politicians in BOTH parties hardly bat an eye at warrantless wiretapping, data mining, and TSA groping at airports around the country. They think there’s nothing wrong with throwing American citizens in jail for the rest of their lives without so much as a trial.
Nobody Wonders: Has Rand Paul started impeachment proceedings? I don’t THINK so.
Where’s my pillow?
Nobody Remembers the Land Mines in Japan
Nobody Remembers
When America dropped the bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, the argument for whether that was a humane thing to do, is still being debated. Many people said that we should have continue the war and sooner or later we could have overtaken Japan as we did Germany, rather than killing all those innocent lives.
But..what many people don’t know, is that the Japanese had developed a nonmetallic land mine that could not be detected by any known means. They planted these mines in random patterns across the beaches of Japan and along all possible invasion routes. Estimates of deaths from those land mines alone ran into the hundreds of thousands. They tried in vain to find a way to destroy them. Dropping bombs from airplanes in Europe failed.
According to Richard Anderson, a renown staticist who was working on the problem with the Defense Department at the time—
One of the reasons why the United States dropped the atomic bomb on Japan was that all their experiments and calculations showed that it was impossible to destroy these mines by any other means.
So…if history repeats itself…we may all wonder about Iran: Will we ever see another nuclear weapon used in our lifetime?
And is the reason why our Congress approves such an unconstitutional measure of using drones on our home soil—is because they know something we don’t? Are there terrorists in the United States already with nuclear material? Some experts say it’s entirely possible.
Ahmadinejad has threatened to hit the ‘heart’ of America with some kind of devastation weapon. North Korea…is threatening New York. Obama says nothing.
Today we find out that when Obama was told about the attack happening in Benghazi, he told Leon Panetta to do whatever they felt necessary, and then Obama took off at 5 o’clock and nobody spoke to him again, even though the attack went on for hours… which means:.
1) He’s the most incompetent President ever in the history of the United States and just went off to have his big dinner and watch basketball…or
2) He ordered the stand-down in Benghazi and sacrificed those men because he didn’t want it to get out that the ambassador was helping supply Al-Qaeda with arms and weapons before his elections, and everything that happened following that was a cover-up.
3) Both of the above.
Nobody finds it less than funny that after all these years, our government couldn’t have come out and just admitted that the Japanese had land mines that so well protected their island, we couldn’t defeat them from the ground. It would have made a lot more sense. Was not revealing this fact a way to make us look big, and invincible?
“What we pretend to be defending as the “truth” is really our own self-esteem.” Thomas Merton “No Man Is An Island:
So..what is the truth? Obama lies. Panetta lies. Hillary lies. Who do we believe? Dick Cheney, the most hated man in America for years, said that his worst nightmare was to wake up to a nuclear attack on an American City. 
Nobody Thinks….Hell, I’m not sure what I think, but I do know one thing…I’d rather be drinking Rum & Coke on the beach in Hawaii than thinking about any of this…care to join me?
The “I Won’t Get Mail on Saturday!” Blues
Nobody Wins
We have ANOTHER FIRST in the Obama’s reign of prosperity and change! The Post Office is going to stop delivering mail to you on Saturday, and of course, to show that Americans support this new cut in service, something that is a FIRST in the History of the Post Office..they are showing people on TV who are in full support.
“Oh..that a great idea! I don’t get anything but junk mail anyway!”
Nobody mentions whether the people who were working on Saturdays will get less pay, which might not hurt them too much because the average salary for the 650,000 American postal carriers is $80,000 a year. And the Post Master General makes more money than Obama, he’s not going to suffer.
Frankly, I think this stinks. Since we became a “service” country, everyone who used to get a weekly check, was forced to get a bi-weekly check, delivered of course…online into your bank account. One day they all said, “You will get your paycheck online.” If you didn’t have a computer…you had to get one.
So, every other Friday is payday, and the supermarkets plan their big sales around the two Fridays of every week in every month.
As for myself, to save time and effort, I pay all my bills as soon as I transfer the check on Friday, and then put them in the mailbox, and if the mailman comes BEFORE I get them all paid, which sometimes happen as they never have the same hours…I HAVE to get them in on Saturday, or else, since THE POSTOFFICE IS NOW SO DARN SLOW, I will get charged a late fee. You have to allow at least 12 days to be sure that your check gets there.
Which means, I will have to do it all Thursday night, in order to get them in the mail by Friday.
(What if they come before I get up on Friday?)
Then I have to go to the Post Office….and I’ll have to buy gas to go to the Post Office which will pollute the planet.
Nobody Wins, when the Post Office hours are cut, but they all got a raise anyway, thanks to Obama, so nobody is hurt but the American Citizen.
And just to make it all seem okay:
Outgoing Defense Secretary Leon Panetta reportedly believes the military should receive a pay cut in order to respond to the budget cuts facing the Pentagon — a position that might strengthen the Republican push to reverse President Obama’s executive order raising the salary of Vice President Joe Biden and other federal officials.
Right..who here believes that President Obama’s going to reverse his executive order? Raise your hands……mmmm…..not seeing any here……
Nobody Thinks the real purpose behind this is to get everyone to pay all their bills…online. They really don’t care if the Post Office makes a profit. And while it seems so wonderful not to have to bother with writing that check, someday, you will look in your bank account and someone would have drawn out more than you wanted them too—-and you might never see that money again, because YOU have given them permission to go into your bank account and grab money.
And to think–they complained about Jesse James.
Nobody Flashes: The History of North Korea and the Democrats
Nobody Flashes
North Korea just released this video in where they dream of nuking New York. In the background is the music of Michael Jackson– “We Are the World.” Nobody asks herself —is the reason they want to nuke New York is because Steven Spielberg lives in California? Why hit the same place twice? Isn’t Micheal Bloomberg doing enough damage as it is?
And oh my goodness…’President’ Obama today…all of a sudden, seems a bit worried about the “sequester” coming up in March, which will decimate our military down to the point that even people with the video capabilities of a six-year-old can fire some missiles at us, and have a decent chance of succeeding.
You know, it’s got to be tough. Here’s a President that is trying to bring troops home from around the world, in order to put them to work as his own private HomeLand Security army, and some little dweeb over in North Korea is making him look silly.
And you might say: Come on Joyanna…how can a country that can’t even make a simple video actually launch a missile to hit New York? (And once again…why is it always New York?)
Well…once upon a time…Bill Clinton sent over his favorite plutonium giver Sandy Berger, and Sandy supplied North Korea with enough uranium to make their own bombs, which they did. Of course, Clinton said later that, “They lied, they told me they needed it for peaceful means.” 
And just recently, Google CEO, Eric Schmidt, went over to North Korea with Sandy Berger, and…you have to wonder what else was given to them? Have you noticed that Bill Clinton and Sandy Berger are the only two politicians that love to visit North Korea? Have you also noticed that every time a democrat comes back from visits to countries that don’t like us, they want to kill us even more? 
Democrats. Arming the world…with the help of Michael Jackson. In the meantime, who are all the democrats screaming about as the ones that have to be destroyed forever more?
The Tea Party.
And that’s because the Tea Party KNOWS where the real enemy lies, and it’s not in New York.
Nobody’s Pefect: Who Staged the Superbowl?
Nobody’s Perfect
This week the biggest $*%&up in Superbowl history, pretty much made the United States the laughing stock of the world. By now, everyone knows that half the stadium’s lights went out in the middle of the game, the most watched game in Superbowl’s history.
Ha, Ha…ha ha….
Nobody seems to know what caused the blackout…but anyone with common sense knows that the half-time shows keep getting bigger and more fantastic….and it seems to reason…Beyonce’s show blew more than a couple of generators.
After all, we don’t get to show off our stuff much to the world anymore. After London’s big Olympic festival, we’ve just been dying to show everyone how’s it’s done. …but….
“Beyoncé blew the electric in the Superdome twice, I’m told, during her rehearsals during the week. So they should have known that this might happen.” said Craig Carton. “I mean, it was embarrassing.”
I almost felt like Obama was directing it this year, because to start out with all the kids from Sandy Hook singing the National Anthem…come on. Really? This is a FOOTBALL game. Can’t we get away from politics for just a few minutes?
NO. Not only did we get Sandy Hook, we got Obama’s two favorite big fan supporters: Alicia Keys and Beyoncé. And even after poor Madonna went all over the world telling everyone to vote for Obama last year.
To save Obama’s face for his very best rich friend Beyoncé, the NFL spokesman came out and said there was no way it was Beyoncé’s fault. Everyone is all over the place saying “Oh…Beyonce is not at fault. oh nooooooooo.”
Okay…let’s blame it on Al Gore’s and Jeffery Immelt. You know…those two guys who took away our beloved light bulbs? 
In this new ‘efficient” energy program coming soon to your neighborhood, all lights will be turned off in every city after 10 pm…to save the planet.
What’s really embarrassing is that the whole world was watching. Here’s what Brazil had to say:
Brazil–Brazilians usually have little time for the U.S. version of football, but they can’t stop talking about this year’s Super Bowl. Subjected for years to questions about whether Brazil is prepared to effectively host the 2014 World Cup and 2016 Rio Summer Olympics, there was more than a little glee as the world’s richest country messed up its most important sporting event.
Yes, one disaster after another is happening in Obama’s Presidency. First time the United States was downgraded: First time our salaries were cut: First Time one President spent as much money as all the ones before him: First Time a President chewed gum throughout everything serious. First time we have a President who wants us all to disarm the whole country, lose weight, and not let our kids play football.First time illegals were given amnesty, First time a President can arrest anyone at anytime with no trial. First time a president arrested a man for making a video he didn’t like…(I could go on) 
And just to show you he’s a nice guy, and you can still have you be-be gun, and play touch, he has released two very fine examples of how it’s done.
So…congratulations NFL…
You won the “The NFL is too afraid to stand up to Beyoncé’s use of energy because she’s Obama’s best friend.” award.
Obviously, Obama had a say in the whole thing. If the NFL is willing to let a President change the rules of football, why bother with the ego of his favorite singer?
Next year…get it together..
Blame it on global warming
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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