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Nobody’s Perfect: Queen Elizabeth II

Nobody’s Perfect

It’s quite amazing how they do it: Rulers that stay in power for literally decades—and Queen Elizabeth has held her ground. Coming from a country that rejected  the idea of a family line of rulers as being the quintessence of the most abhorrent political system ever invented, I’m trying to catch a hold of getting myself to “like” the Queen. Now that she is in her winter years, it’s not all that hard. After all, it’s not her fault that she happened to be born with the luck of one in a billion…to inherit all that wealth, all those castles. That doesn’t make her any less a person, because it’s the system itself that is to be criticized, not the people who happen to be born into it, unless of course, they start acting like the old King Henry the Eighth.

But now, in 2012, the Americans, who at their start rejected the power of one man on the throne, seems to have come back rull circle. England through the years, took away the power of the idea of ‘King” or one man on the throne (or woman) leaving them more as figureheads, while America has given their Presidents the powers of a King.

Exactly what our founders fought against…and we are paying dearly for it.  

Why is it hard for me to like the Queen? I’ll tell you why. I was like the rest of the world, heartbroken, when Princess Diana was killed.  I thought the Queen’s behavior at that time in history was short of a real snob. She had no class, and showed no grace at the time all the world was looking for her…and that’s probably because she really didn’t like the girl, and was glad to be rid of her. When you live under years of being the number one chip on the block, you are bound to be selfish in your concerns. She just did it when she wanted to. It was finally sweet, but it was a huge political mistake.  No doubt, Diana’s Star outshone the Queen and that must have been annoying.

Still…hire the best PR consultants in the business, put your propaganda out…and all will be forgotten.  And it has been.

The British people love her….so we must take it from them, that she has more than made up for whatever mistakes she made before. They credit her with the good England’s fortune for the last sixty years, but just how lucky are those people are over? It doesn’t sound so dreamy. They have more camera’s on their streets, more Muslims flooding their welfare rolls, more thugs and drunks on the streets…at least that’s what we see over here in America.  Still, what did the Queen have to do with all that?

Nothing. The Queen is the brand. She stands for the British people..a symbol. That’s her job. As you read about Elizabeth, on the whole, she has done whatever was asked of her in the role she was given, and with grace and honor.  She seems to have had a wonderful father, (at least he is presented as such in the movie, The King’s Speech) and even if her son is a bulb short of a socket, you can’t always blame the mother on such things….or can you? The rulers of the world are so busy going around the world, the kids do suffer from their absent. And Elizabeth was away from her children many times in her life, the kids left at home.

No kid ends up without some serious mental problems when they grow  up missing their parents, and that happens whether your parents are rich or poor…or divorced.

In defense of this horrible habit of England’s Kings and Queens leaving thier kids somewhere while they went traveling around the world, John Adams and his wife Abigail left their sons at home and didn’t see them for five years while John was away as ambassador in Paris and England.

 I don’t care if you have butlers picking your nose and bringing you hot totties at bedtime, kids need the parents around. Both his sons suffered severely for it.

But, in John’s case…they didn’t have much money. The Queen could have had private tutors wherever she went….so I tend to bring that against her.   I suppose she could blame it on her historical duties. There is a whole culture of historical “do’s” and “don’t” in the British upper society that has years of cultural precedence, so the rich kids go off to the private schools and we have the Harry Potter Series to prove it…the unfairness of life if you happen to be born a Mudblood…instead of having the royal Trueblood line.

The trouble with rich elites running the world is that they are so far removed from their people. George HW Bush had never seen a grocery store, something he had in common with Elizabeth. When she was here in America, she saw one for the first time too.

These people never had to buy food for themselves…amazing isn’t it?

Tell me, how can you rule people you can’t possibly relate to?

I watched the Queen floating down the river on her barge on that rainy day…celebrating her sixty- year Jubilee.  What was even more endearing were the singers who were singing “God Save the Queen” in the rain, their faces and voices busting with pride…giving the performance of their lives. So proud to be there. So proud to be singing to her.

The Queen is very lucky to have such wonderful subjects….has she ever mention that fact I wonder?

I haven’t heard her say it, but Nobody’s Perfect, and that includes Queen Elizabeth…but there is one thing that we should give it up for her for: She plans to stay  in power until she goes to explain herself to the Big Ben in the sky. (applause!)

The longer she rules, the less time Charles has to mess all her hard work up, and the world is a better place for that.

So, Long live the British Queen! Nobody can wear a hat quite like her.

(Thanks to amfortas for the picture of Elizabeth: gunner! And for his endearing heart and soul for his beloved Queen..she is lucky to have it.)

June 4, 2012 Posted by | Queen Elizabeth II, Uncategorized | , , , | 4 Comments

Nobody Flashes Politically Correct MS America Questions

Nobody Flashes

Miss America hasn’t changed much since the beginning, except now, it’s being used as a platform to promote all the worries of our “government.” Listen to the questions these girls are asked by the judges…each judge carrying their question with the emotion of a Gestapo policeman: the bickering between the two parties, our obesity problem, should you stand up for your “religion”, Occupy Wall Street, and teen moms.

Nobody was as surprised as me as to how well most of them did fending off the liberal tone to the questions…and bascially saying, “Hey, it’s up to the individual.” Although…Miss Ohio (not seen talking in this video), did make the politically correct statement to the liberals when she said that the movie “Pretty Woman” was a fine example of what women should be.

A Prostitute! (see here)

Bill Clinton was having thrills…. somewhere.

June 4, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Not True, but Good Story…

Nobody Gets Email

Here’s one that is going to delight you: and let me tell you why. I got this email, read the story and thought it was a hoot. But, because one of my readers is really a sharp cookie and keeps me on my toes, (dandapani) I called the number.

It’s real..that is the steakhouse, there really is a steakhouse in Montana called Oasis— but the story..is NOT true according to the lady that answered the phone.  

Still, it’s a great story isn’t it?

Montana Restaurant

The radio station America FM was doing one of its ‘Is Anyone Listening?’ bits  this morning. The first question was; ‘Ever have a celebrity come up with the Do you know who I am?‘ routine?’ A woman called in and said that a few years ago, whle visiting her cattle rancher in Billings, MT, she had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes: may local ranchers and their wives were waiting. Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and wanted a table.

The hostess informed them that they’d have to wait 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asked the hostess, ‘Do you know who I am?”

The hostess answered, ‘Yes, but you’ll have to wait 45 minutes.’ Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, “May I help you?” “Do you know who we are?” both Ted and Jane asked. “Yes, but these folks have been waiting, and I can’t put you ahead of them.” Then Ted asked to speak to the owner. The owner came out, and Jane again  asked, ‘Do you know who I am?’

The owner answered, ‘Yes, I do. Do you know who I am?  I am the owner of this restaurant and I am a Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of my friends and neighbors who have been waiting here, but you will also not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night. Good bye.’

Only in America, is this a great country or what? To all who received this, this is a true story and the name of the steak house is: Sir Scott’s Oasis Steakhouse, 204 W. Main, Manhattan, MT 59741, 406

284-6929

If you ever get there, give this fellow a sharp salute, buy a steak, and tip the waitress. They have ten steaks on their simple menu from 32 oz. to 13 oz. Toothpicks on every table.

Keep passing this on. We should never forget our “National Traitor Jane Fonda.”

June 2, 2012 Posted by | Entertainers, Uncategorized, War | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Remembers the Logan Act

Nobody Remembers

Two important events were happening today around the Capitol: The first was the unveiling of  George W. Bush’s and Laura Bush’s Presidential portraits, and the second was the infamous meeting of the world elites: better known as The Bilderberg meeting…which by the way, I just found out…was illegal.

Logan Act, a law passed under the John Adams administration in 1799.

The Logan Act reads as follows:

Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, with intent to influence the measures or conduct of any foreign government or of any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

Ha, Ha, Ha.

First, let me say that George W. looked very depressed today, and almost in tears when he mentioned his father for his “unconditional” love while addressing the ceremony. While his remarks were suppose to be humorous, if you took them literally, he thought the country started out with a George W. and ended with a George W, (himself) and he made Michelle promise to grab his portrait if the White House should come under attack, just like Dolly Madison. She assured him she would.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

These Biderberg meetings have been going on since 1954. Like Skull and Bones it is all done with high secrets. Only the VERY top people of the world attend, and it is said that U.S. Presidents are picked there too.  John Edwards appeared there once, but we all know how that ended…

With a get-out-of-jail free card!

Many people are wondering if the Bilderberg Conference is a place that decides the leaders in this world. Bill Clinton and George H.W. Bush both apparently attended Bilderberg conferences in the years prior to election as President. Prior to becoming Prime Minister of England in 1997, Tony Blair was an attendee at the 1993 Bilderberg conference.

This year, they figured they can come out of the closet and let everyone know who was going to be there: The usual are always there: Kissinger, Charlie Rose, John Kerry, Eric Schmidt, Washington Post, Goldman Sachs, Robert Zoelick, China, Russia, USA,…lots of lords and CEO’s, and Queens, and…this year, my personal favorite: Peggy Noonan.

That explains her flip-flop from a Reagan woman to a Obama woman.

According to those who know, this year they are still working on the global agenda of taxing for carbons, (Agenda 21) taxing for this, and that, and whatever else they can figure out. Keeping the elites in power, and in the money, you can be assured is the main motive.

And this year…more power will be lost to the United States, if the U.N. gets it way… which by the WAY…was one of the things that John Adams won when the peace treaty was signed in England after the war: He fought and won the fishing rights off our Northern coasts…one of the things England did not want to give up.  

Our source informs us that Bilderberg are keen on fully enforcing the United Nations’ Law of the Sea treaty, which would hand the global body control over all U.S. oceans and force ships to pay a tariff directly to the UN.

But, back to the White House…

There is one thing that Bush said to Obama that was scary to this Nobody. I didn’t take it as a joke: He said that when Obama needed to decide on certain courses as President, he should come and look at George’s picture and ask himself “What would George do?”

Yes, if we are hit with a nuclear strike, what would Obama do? Would he call up George W. Bush and ask for advice?

Ha. Ha. Ha.

No matter what you think of the Bilderberg group, one very important thing sticks out like a red-headed baby in Dubai:

Everyone all over the world is being spied on with camera’s, drones, NSA (yes they were there too) and Google, BUT, we are not allowed to know anything about the people who control the world, the very people who have secretly been meeting for years to discuss how to control the populations.

John Adams, if he were President, would arrest them all.

May 31, 2012 Posted by | Bilderberg, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

Potus Gold

Nobody Wins–

When foreigners make fun of our dope smoking ‘President.” The one thing that really bugged me when I was reading about Obama’s teenage years of dope smokin; was that Volkswagon Bus. It was THE stoner logo of the 1960’s…but Obama’s dope smoking Chom gang was way past that time. What? Was Hawaii in some kind of time warp?

If you saw anyone who had that Volkswagen van, you knew right away that Cheech and Chong were their favorite movies, and they pretty much had no teeth.

So, you have to ask yourself–how did Obama go from being a really big drug addict (remember, he also went on to the harder drugs like cocaine) to become President of the United States? Is it any wonder he thought the concentration camps in Poland were …Polish?

May 30, 2012 Posted by | drugs, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Applauds Eastwood’s Daughter…

Nobody Wonders

As you know, I have a big thing about ugly purses, especially those that cost thousands of dollars, and believe me, they are all over the place. Go to any upscale mall and you will see hundreds of overpriced bags, most of them, one uglier than the next.

So…when Clint’s Eastwood’s daughter and her boyfriend destroyed one of those ugly purses for fun I was going, “Alright! Yes! Kill that ugly purse! Scorch that sucker!”

Hey, I got it. For once I got the message….but others evidently programmed by the Marxist revolution were ‘appalled’. How DARE they destroy a $100,000 purse!

Eastwood and Shields – known for his work with video portraits and celebrity photography – decided to publicly demolish a $100,000 crocodile Hermès Birkin bag by setting it on fire before taking a chainsaw to it, all in the name of art. Francesca’s step-mother Dina expressed  her disgust at the fact that she even owned a bag worth so much and stating that she does not understand the true value of money. “Some of us actually have to work and live check 2 check, spoiled rotten b***h to burn 100k bag” wrote one angry viewer.

So, the brainwashed, Marxists were all OVER CNN going on about how spoiled Clint’s daughter was, and the poor boyfriend had to come out and defend her.

Personally, I thought it was a fine moment in art history. I wish some guy would take some of those multi-million dollar paintings professed to be “art,” flame them up, and throw them off the Brooklyn Bridge.

I would be there to applaud such a fine moment in Art History.

The real point is, there are all sorts of merchandize sold by the rich every single day that cost under a $100 dollars to make, but are sold for literally thousands…and hey..people with money buy them!

Who are we to say what they can waste their money on? Only a Marxist would moan and groan about it.

I thought it was rather noble myself…one less ugly purse is gone..not to mention, some alligator was slaughtered for this purse. Where was PETA?

There is a restaurant in New York, that will serve you a spoonful of caviar for $90,000. Where’s the beef?

There is  a cocktail that is being served up for the Queen’s Jubilee..that  goes for $15,500.Where’s the beef?

And most of all, there is a “President” who spends billions just riding in Air Force One everyday, and hands out money (That’s not his to hand out) to all his friends so they reelect him…putting a whole nation of future generations in hock for his lavish lifestyle.

Where’s the beef?

The hypocrisy is overwhelming. So…Nobody applauds the young lovers for doing something this Nobody approves of: ridding the world of a butt-ugly purse not worth the innocent alligator it was slaughtered for.

In fact, I can think of a few other ugly purses they could use.

Next time, put a picture of Karl Marx inside the alligator purse, along with a side of beef, and throw it to a big guy…who is waiting to be slaughtered and made into a new $100,000 ugly purse.

That would be more than art…that would be just plain fun!

May 30, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, Marxist Propaganda, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Nobody Has the Energy to Ask..What We All Wonder…

Nobody Knows

While I should be thrilled to hear the ‘President’ make so many references to me in a speech, (cough, cough) even I was surprised when Obama blurted this out…I mean, I had NO idea that he was all for putting people back to work creating energy, and that means that he is going to approve the Keystone pipeline!

RIGHT?

Obama:

“Nobody wants a handout. Nobody wants to get something for nothing,” Obama said. “But if we’ve got a chance to create energy and create value and put people back to work, why wouldn’t we do that?

Yes! Exactly, Mr. President! Why wouldn’t we do that? Just by saying this, how can you possibly refuse to build the Keystone pipeline because it would do exactly what you just said: create jobs,  and create energy? Even Slim Pickens got out of the Windmill farms.  Let’s go!

Nobody Knows how the President can keep on wanting to pour billions of taxpayers’ dollars down failing green energy jobs, because they all fail.

Which is why that video is an excellent way to start Mitt’s campaign attacks.

Nobody Knows–

But Nobody Thinks, that the blacks around Obama are starting a big “get whitey” campaign motion going to get Obama reelected.

Yesterday, Eric Holder, a man who thinks whites are to blame for all the black problems, has decided to get all the black ministers in the country mobilized to make sure all the blacks stay on Obama’s plantations:

Attorney General Eric Holder, the IRS, and the liberal lawyers at the ACLU will brief several hundred pastors in the African American community on how to participate in the presidential election — which the Congressional Black Caucus chair expects will help President Obama’s campaign..

“In fact, we’re going to have the IRS administrator there, we’re going to have the Attorney General Eric Holder there, we’re going to have the lawyers’ organization from around the country, the ACLU — all giving ministers guidance about what they can and cannot do,” he noted.

Wait…isn’t that against the Constitution? The government giving ministers “guidance” about what they can and cannot do? We are not paying Eric Holder to “tell” churches what to do, that’s against the Constitution. And if  the churches become Obama’s campaigners, they should pay taxes.

So, is the IRS being used as a threat? Or to make them all feel protected?

What would happen if all the “white” ministers got together and told their members to vote for Mitt Romney, because he’s white?

Well, one thing we do know…there isn’t one white politician that is going to say one thing about the insidious actions of the President using black churches to campaign for his reelection.

A BLACK politicians could–but nobody knows if they will.

I’m not holding my breath. How am I suppose to feel when Obama only goes to the “black” churches for support? Doesn’t he LIKE white people? Nobody Knows…but if you go by his actions:NOPE

May 29, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Obama, political races, Race, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 2 Comments

The Tea Party BUGS Van Jones, Let’s Keep It Up!

Nobody Reports

WHAT?

The tea party patriots are smashing down every institution that our grandfathers built? What is this man smoking?

Uh…the only people who have been dismantling the great American institutions are the liberal democrats..and their friends, the very proud avowed communists, as this man is. What’s even more amazing that the there are people out there who think our schools are great, and that the tea party wants to tear down American institutions.

The tea party want the unions to stop DESTROYING our children’s minds. To a democrat it’s okay if your kid stays dumb…as long as the teachers get their big checks and benefits. How DARE you want to destroy their livelihood.

As for unions…

Jefferson didn’t belong to no union.

Washington didn’t belong to no union.

I’m pretty sure Abraham Lincoln didn’t belong to no union.

The only thing American about unions is the teamsters, who worked hand in hand with the Mafia and the democratic party.

Van Jones is a communist. It’s time everyone start calling him what he is: delusional.

 

 

May 29, 2012 Posted by | Angry Citizens, tea party, teachers, Uncategorized, Union | , , , , | Leave a comment

Trump VS George Will VS Zombies in Miami.

Nobody’s Perfect

There will always be conflict–men wanting to kill other men….BUT, unlike the rest of the animals on the earth, “man” likes to pride himself on being civilized when in disagreement with other men. Most men try to ‘reason’ when in conflict, with intelligent conversation.

Unless of course, you happen to live in Miami.

Last week, a man decided that he was hot and hungry, and so he decided to strip off his clothes, get naked, and eat a homeless man. He started with the nose, ears, and cheeks, and no doubt was getting ready to go for a thigh.., until a cop shot him, and then he just looked up and growled, and continued to rip off more flesh. Why let a little bullet stop him? It took a few more.

Here’s the first report:

 “When the officer approached him, told him to stop, pointed a gun at him. He turned around and growled like a wild animal and kept eating at the mans face,” said Fraternal Order of Police President Armando Aguilar. The incident happened near the west end of the MacArthur Causeway and Biscayne Boulevard, near the Miami Herald building”

Nobody Wonders if this will be considered a ‘hate’ crime, don’t you? You have to really hate someone to want to eat his face off.

At first they blamed this on cocaine—now they are blaming this on LSD..which is a drug which both Cary Grant and Steve Jobs swore by, not to mention half the people driving around listening to the Grateful Dead on Sirius radio at this moment.

We could have a Zombie breakout at any moment.

The homeless man lived thanks to the good cop, who will no doubt be called a racist if the zombie guy was black. And if that’s the case, they won’t blame the black zombie, it will be his drug dealer’s fault for giving him zombie drugs, and he will be racist if he is white.

And then we have another man fight: between two civilized men: George Will and Donald Trump.

George Will viciously attacked Donald Trump for questioning Obama’s birth certificate.

On May 25, Trump once again said in an interview that he does not believe President Barack Obama was born in the United States. “He didn’t know he was running for president, so he told the truth. The literary agent wrote down what he said… He said he was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia,”

After George Will dubbed Donald Trump a “bloviating ignoramus,” the real estate mogul shot back by calling the columnist the “dumbest (and most overrated) political commentator of all time.”

“Donald Trump is redundant evidence that if your net worth is high enough, you IQ can be very low and you can still intrude into American politics.” said George.

Nobody Wonders just how long has it taken for George Will to notice that most of the people in politics have strolled into the arena with a low IQ? What else explains the $15 trillion dollar deficit? Hasn’t he been writing about politics most of his life? Has he NOT noticed that Joe Biden makes Donald Trump look like Albert Einstein every time he opens his mouth? 

What? Did George get some of that bad LSD?

Nobody (me) sides with Trump on this one. We do have the ‘rule of law’ and Donald has every right to question Obama’s birth certificate. George is only saying this stuff because obviously he is in the Rhino court who want Marco Rubio as VP for Mitt, and Rubio, like Obama, does not have the birthright qualifications to be President.

So, what does George Will do? In civilized terms, George was eating Donald’s face off.

Too bad we can’t get the good officer that saved that poor homeless man’s life to settle this manly argument between Will and Trump, in a very civilized manner..

If George growled from the suggesting that he quit making stupid moronic attacks, then Nobody suggests that we should arrest George Stephanopoulos….after all…who is giving Mr. Will the intellectual LSD which is making him make stupid Zombie comments?

Nobody Wonders.

May 28, 2012 Posted by | political races, politics, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 2 Comments

What Happens When You Can’t Blame Bush Anymore?

Nobody Wins

Imagine, Joe Biden says—What would have happened if the tea party people wouldn’t have taken over the House of Representatives?

Well, most of us can imagine. Obama would have declared himself King, and probably gotten rid of all future Presidential elections.

I want to know why the “tea party” representatives did not stop Obamacare, and the upcoming drones flying over our barbeques pits.

But Joe is right. The tea party wants Obama out. We’d like it done yesterday. I guess blaming George Bush is getting old. Next thing you know, the deficit will be the Tea Party’s fault.

Nobody Wins when the Vice President of the country puts down the people who make it great. And somebody should remind Joe that once upon a time…his own boss was once a tea party patriot, as we see here, when he was marching in a July the 4th parade in Chicago in 1997!

Too bad he didn’t keep that patriotism up. (And somebody tell me…it that REALLY Obama? Or just a look-alike?) It’s sooooooo against his character, I’m just having a hard time believing it. Unless of course, he thought he was practicing for his inauguration. THAT would make sense.

May 23, 2012 Posted by | History, Obama, tea party, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: AMC Theaters VS Olympic Torch Bearers

Nobody’s Perfect

    m Some stout British men would say, selling the Olympic torch on E-Bay before the 2012 summer games in London,  is almost sacrilegious. Some Americans would say, selling the very American Iconic AMC Theater Chain is short of selling the country. But, welcome to the new world of globalization. You make your money now, and damn the sophomoric memories of history and nation.

It’s a new world baby, and the world needa more trillionaires!

First: one of the most iconic American Companies has been sold, to China. Yes.
Movies are an American Invention. From the sweatshops of Thomas Edison, to two guys named Dubinsky, movies almost defined who we were. The Dubinsky brothers bought an old theater in downtown Kansas City and they built an entire empire of movie houses. AMC started the multiplexes we see all over the world.

But AMC is no longer America. China now owns our Theaters. They own our debt, our biggest beer company—What’s next? Mt. Vernon?

China’s Dalian Wanda Group and AMC Entertainment announced Monday a $2.6 billion deal to take over the U.S. theater group, forming the world’s largest cinema chain, according to a new release on the deal. “This acquisition will help make Wanda a truly global cinema owner, with theatres and technology that enhance the movie-going experience for audiences in the world’s two largest movie markets,” said Wang Jianlin, chairman and president of Wanda. AMC owns 86 theaters with 730 screens in China. The $2.6 billion deal also now owns AMC’s 5,048 screens in 347 theaters in the U.S. and Canada.

   ” As the film and exhibition business continues its global expansion, the time has never been more opportune to welcome the enthusiastic support of our new owners,” said Gerry Lopez, chief executive officer and president of AMC.

Glad you’re happy Gerry. I’m going to Regal Theaters from now on.

Second: In England, 8,000 Olympic Torch bearers were chosen by many different people, to have the HONOR of carrying the Olympic Torch throughout England this summer.  Each Olympic Torch costs around $782 dollars, and what are these proud torch bearers who were chosen to be honored doing?

They are selling their torches on E-Bay.

Some runners  put their torch up for sale even before they had carried the flame! Believe it or not, most of the runners asked for a minimum of £100,000 ($158,120) while some even offered the white-and-gold torchbearer uniforms along with the torches.

         Well, Nobody Thinks picking 8,000 torch bearers and giving them each a different torch in the first place was really a big waste of money.  One torch should have sufficed.

Nobody Wonders what loonie elite on what elite loonie Olympic committee thought that stunt up?

As for AMC, I still haven’t gotten over Anheuser Busch being sold to Belgium.  

Last week the big talk was about the great success of the new blockbuster Marvel comic movie “The Avengers.” It’s a great movie made in the way only America can do… but I did noticed something rather strange.

In  one scene Captain America said something that sort of shocked me: When asked to put his uniform on which had the American Flag on the front…he said, “That’s a bit old fashioned, don’t you think?”Yes, Captain America actually said he thought America was a bit old-fashioned.

The  rebuttal remark came back quickly:”I think maybe we could USE some good old fashioned right now.” (Not exactly right, but you get the gist.)

Nobody can’t help but wonder: How much do you wanna bet that the line:”We could use some old fashion right now.” was NOT seen in China. They just let Captain America say, “That’s a bit old fashioned, don’t you think?” You know it.

America is being sold as “old fashioned.” all over the world, and it’s old fashion to want your biggest American CEO’s to not go for the big buck, and your British Olympic runners not to sell out for money.

But money is the game now. So—– I’m all ready to move forward!

Let’s sell Obama and all the evil ones in Congress to the highest bidder on E-Bay!

As far as I can tell, America is up for sale—let’s get rid of them, I’m ready to start over.  

Think we could get a few bucks?

May 21, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, China, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

The Savage of Unions

Nobody’s Opinion

It was past midnight when I ran into one of my neighbors who was out walking her little dog, Elvis. She was moving she said, and we got to talking about how the whole North County of St. Louis had deteriorated, and it was good that she was getting out. We both admitted the “downfall” had started decades ago…around the 70’s. I remember many white families moving away from the “black” exodus North, as it was called back then, and stopped to wonder…just how slowly the changes had taken place.

Now, I’m about as prejudice as the next man. I don’t like mean people. I don’t like dishonest people. But short of that, if you are decent, and caring, take care of your family and your house, I really don’t care what color you skin is. I always judged the person first, and have since I was a kid.

But, I’ve watched my neighborhood go from being 80 percent white to 75 percent black throughout my lifetime, and while many white people that I know have left, I have no intention of moving away. …unless the crime gets too bad and I must.  I like most all my black neighbors, but the few who I don’t like, I wouldn’t get along with even if they were white. I get along with less of my white neighbors than my black ones. Like I said, skin color doesn’t man a thing.

I mention this because I’m setting this up:

We started talking about current events and then she was talking about how she was glad to be moving away from the “blacks.” By today’s standards, she was a ‘raciest.’ BUT…not racist enough–she  supported  Obama. “I voted for him” she said proudly.

(Nobody Wonders: Does Obama want the “racist” white people to vote for him?)

“Uh…you must be union.” I said.

“Yes, I am. You know I would never vote for Romney, he wants to take the Social Security from old people! You know, many people need Social Security and Medicare!”

Even if I gave her a lesson in simple economics, I knew she wouldn’t listen.

The fact that Obama was one of her hated “black” people didn’t even come up. As long as she got her big paycheck, which she attributed to Obama, she was voting for him.

As I listened to this rant by Michal Savage today,(see below) who puts what many of us feel into words…and I remember how hopeless I felt after I realized just how many people are like my neighbor. They are listening to all the “sound bites” and not even questioning Obama.  And then I realized that every union man, and most likely everyone that works for the unionized government will vote for him. That’s half the country. The ones making the money now, think that they will lose it if they DON’T vote democrat.

It’s a lie, but you can’t tell them that. After all, most of them just got a raise.

The nation of “have” and “have-nots” will not only be the “rich” but the “union” members vs. the rest of us. The numbers for the “rest of us” is getting slim.

The unions ruined America. They’ made almost twice in salaries (adding their benefits) as what the private sector makes.  Like the rioters in Greece, they have been making so much money for so long, they don’t see the cliff coming down the road. And why should they?

Human nature is all about survival.

In a way, I envy my neighbor. I know in ten years from now I will be in the minority in my own neighborhood. And it won’t be the blacks, or the Asians, that I will want to get away from..It will be the Muslims.

They have come to take over. I will be a stranger in my own land.

Not that our politicians seem to care. They have already left this land. Bill Clinton was on TV today, and all he could talk about was how he was saving the world. Obama will be doing the same thing years from now.

Not too long from now, the money will run out. Our debt beats all other nations on earth. Greece is filled with people who can’t find food or work because their govenments promised them all too much money. Once they were happy campers, getting paid well, taking long vacations. Now, some are killing themselves in the public square, life is just too hopeless.

So, will we become Greece one day? Is that why Obama is having military exercises in the cities? Is that why drones will be appearing over our nation? They know what’s coming?

I know what Michael Savage would say…how about you? What do you think?

 

May 20, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Uncategorized, Union | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: Pizza in 2015

Nobody Gets Email

This has been around the world a few times, but it’s worth watching again. If this really comes about, you can bet that Congress exempts itself.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

May 19, 2012 Posted by | Global Government, humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Remembers Donna Summers— or Maybe Not

Nobody Remembers

If you think that May the 18th is just another day, remember as you grab that morning energy drink…lots of things have happened in history on May 18, and here’s some of my Nobody thoughts on them;

On May 18….

1096 Crusaders massacre Jews of Worm.

(The Jews lived in a city called ‘Worm?’ When you think of the shape of Israel, sort of could look like a worm. Those &$%$ crusaders.)

1291 Sultan of Egypt & his son take last Christian stronghold of Acre(Yes, not only the worm living Jews, the Acre Christians were attacked. And YOU think it’s over? HA!)

1631 John Winthrop is elected 1st governor of Massachusetts.

(Good old John Winthrop. He was John Adams old schoolmaster and he taught a lot of those revolutionary giants. Goes to show you what a good teacher can do when he’s left alone.)

1642 Montreal Canada founded

(On May the 18th a great city was born…and then…)

1765 Fire destroys a large part of Montreal, Quebec.

(23 years later somebody sets it on fire, on the same day anniversary. I bet it was one of those nasty crusaders.) 

1756 England declares war on France

(Which is bound to happen again sooner or later. I give it a few more years.)

1803 Britain declares war on France after Napoleon Bonaparte continues interfering in Italy & Switzerland

(So, England became Britain? (?)Even back then, nations used to DECLARE war. They don’t do that anymore. That was a nice thing…you know…official war declarations. Remember those?)

1804 Napoleon Bonaparte proclaimed Emperor of France

(It must have been hard crowning that little head yourself. )

1830 Edwin Budding of England signs an agreement for manufacture of his invention, lawn mower. Saturdays are destroyed forever.

(Man writing these historical records, actually has a sense of humor.)

1860 Republican Party nominates Abraham Lincoln for president.

(And to this DAY, all Democrats proclaim him to be their savior, but forget to mention that he was a Republican)

1863 Siege of Vicksburg, MS

(Three years later to the day, Abe has big problems.  Three years later…Obama main worry is student loans.)

1897 Irish Music Festival 1st held (Dublin)

(Think I’ll get drunk, dance Irish jigs, and mow the lawn today.)

1897 Dracula, a novel by Irish author Bram Stoker is published.

(Continuing forever endless teen vampire movies where blood sucking is a good thing.)

1910 Passage of Earth through tail of Halley’s Comet causes near-panic

(Same thing happens when Obama smokes and parties in the White House.)

1927 – Grauman’s Chinese Theater opens in Hollywood California.

(Jackie Chan was actually there.)

1933 On the very same day, May 18th..The Tennessee Valley Act (TVA) Act signed by FDR, to build dams and the 1st major league All-Star Game announced for July 6 at Comiskey Park that it will be played as part of the Chicago World’s Fair.

(Proving once again, that Major League Baseball has survived floods, steroids, and socialist dictators)

1934 Congress approves “Lindbergh Act,” makes kidnapping a capital offense

(Uh…they needed CONGRESS to make it a capitol offense? What was it before Congress stepped in..an interesting babysitting story?)

1934 Jimmie Foxx hits 1st HR in Comiskey Park center field bleachers

(Back then, the steroid was beer and peanuts, but Jimmie swore before Congress that he did not drink or eat. )

1934 – TWA began commercial service

(And millions of men finally dreamed of flying a stewardess. It was where Hugh Hefner got his idea for the Playboy club. Honest. Really. He just added the rabbits. )

1948 – Saudi Arabia joins invasion of Israel

(There was an ‘invasion?’ And WHO did they join? Was it because of the Worm again?

1953 1st woman to break sound barrier (Jacqueline Cochrane, USA)

(No…that was actually Ethel Merman)

1954 European Convention on Human Rights goes into effect

(I thought this was important so that we all remember the date. Now, the European Union gives no human “rights.” to anyone unless they are part of the elite rulers. You’ve come a long way, EU.)

1963 – “If You Wanna Be Happy” by Jimmy Soul hits

(Never make a pretty woman your wife!) I love that song.

1964 – Supreme Court rules unconstitutional to deprive naturalized citizens of citizenship if they return to home country for more than 3 years

(Somebody call Singapore)

1967 Silver hits record $1.60 an ounce in London and Gene Roddenberry suggests 16 names including Kirk for Star Trek Capt.

(He also suggested that Spock be the first gay alien, but they were not very hip back then.)1971 – Pres Nixon rejects 60 demands of Congressional Black Caucus

(Good for him. The black caucus now demands the whole country and all its wealth, and pretty much gets it. By the way…All they really needed to do is make just ONE demand—like the rest of us–resign.) 

1980 – Mount St Helens blows its top in Washington State, 60 die

(Some because they were just too stupid, to get out of the way)

1994 – Israel withdraws from the Gaza Strip

(After the Worm trouble, I wouldn’t have.)

1998 United States v. Microsoft: The United States Department of Justice and 20 U.S. states file an antitrust case against Microsoft.

(Bill Gates VS Janet Reno…Those were the good old days. Now we have The American Tea Party People VS Eric Holder)

Okay…that’s enough. Too much information? Well, you can always watch old Donna Summers video tapes…or an eclipse.You can never get bored..on May 18. History is a full circle of loons.

(Now, wasn’t this more fun than me telling you how many times I had to sing “She Works Hard for the Money.” to a lot of really drunk, irish people? Really, I don’t remember. ) 

May 17, 2012 Posted by | History, humor, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments