We Have the Chain, Where’s the Ball?
Nobody Flashes
When it comes to shoes, I haven’t put on a pair of high heels in over ten years…mostly because I had to wear them all the time. Right now. I’m a tennis shoe woman, and K-Mart does me just fine. BUT…Adidas is going to release a new sports shoe called the JS Roundhouse, and for $350 dollars you can strap those plastic shackles around your ankle and feel confident that no $%&% is going to steal them off your feet, and we all know that for $350, there is going to be a LOT of people who are going to want them. 
When I wore high heels, I ALWAYS looked for the ankle strap.
But not everyone is happy. Here’s a few comments:
“A chain on your ankle ain’t nothing good for nobody,” Sykes (NBA) said “Whether it be the Jews, the Egyptians, whether it be the African-American slaves, whether it be the Filipino slaves, anything with a shackle on your ankle shouldn’t be made fun of, or like it’s a cool thing to have.”
We showed the shoes to customers and workers at the store. Some say they are racist. Others say they’re just ugly. But no one seems to like them.
“You’re either talking about slavery, or maybe being in jail, but either way it’s glorifying something that no one should be proud of,” one customer said.
Nobody Thinks the designer is onto something here…in fact…since I see those boys all the time walking down the street with their pants falling off…I can’t imagine the horrible feeling they are going through..since I know the horrible feeling I am going through just watching them. So! Why not put some chains AROUND your neck, attached them to your belt…then you can wear those pants as low as you want and NEVER be afraid of them falling off!
Buy a pair of Adidas, rap a song about slavery, and make millions.
Father’s: Endangered Species
Nobody’s Opinion
Wow. What a difference a few years make. All week long the family was discussing where we were going to go on FATHER’S DAY. 
“All the restaurants are going to be packed.” I said. “And the movies…We don’t want to have to miss our movie time because there are too many people at the movies.” I said..again. “I love to watch you guys play golf, but on FATHER’S DAY, the courses are going to be packed.”
You never get old enough to keep thinking America hasn’t changed.
My son kept saying…”Mom…it’s okay, it won’t be a problem.”
I was remembering every single FATHER’S DAY I had ever celebrated with my own dad, the half hour waiting at the restaurants: The crowded movie lines. I was having a brain freeze.
As usual, ‘Dad’ had nothing to say, as if he knew “mom.” It was best to just let mom go on and on…
When we got to the Mexican restaurant…it was a ghost town. Mind you, two years ago this restaurant would have been packed with families. There were more employees than customers. And this wasn’t in my neighborhood, but my son’s, where $400,000 dollar homes are the norm.
Still, I wasn’t convinced we would make it to the show:
“Let’s tell them we want to make a movie.”
“Mom, we have two hours…we’ll make it.”
Well, “Mom” wasn’t so sure. After all, just last night we had made plans to make an 8 o’clock event, and the restaurant we went to, took almost 45 minutes to get our food together. That restaurant wasn’t crowded either. There was no reason we could think of for the long wait, except they wanted us to drink more They wanted to keep people there to make the restaurant look busy on a Saturday night.
My son was right. We made the movie, in time…no lines. We walked right up to the ticket counter and found out that the starting time for the moviewas 45 minutes later than their website said.
My son got upset…he lives on his I-PHONE, and in his reality, everything on the net is fact.
“You should update your website.” he told the young ticket taker. You could tell she could have cared less, and why should she? She was working on FATHER’S DAY.
To kill the extra thirty minutes– the guys played video games, just like in the old days…
When we finally got into the theater, the movie had…besides us, three other people. It was the great blockbuster (or so the internet said) Prometheus.
On the way home from the movie, we got to talking about Obama…and the economy. “He won’t be reelected mom. Sure, all the left people will vote for him, but even some of them will look at their bank accounts. The independents will kick him out.”
“Are you going to vote?” I asked my son.
“No, why? It’s a waste of time. “
And that’s the problem. I had no good reason to suggest that he should vote. He seemed so sure that Obama would be kicked out without his vote…and that’s what I was afraid of. If Obama knows he will NOT be reelected, what will he do to stay in office? What war will he start? Is that why he is helping the Muslim Brotherhood? 
Whatever Obama does, mom fears, it will be a lot worse than people not being able to eat at restaurants or go to movies.
I had to realize that FATHER’S DAY was going to be a thing of the past…not only because of the economy, but because good fathers…are disappearing, They have been kicked out of our society by the radical left, whose purpose was to feminize the population in order to get control of the kids.
It’s a fact that more single mothers head the households in America than fathers, and the men are struggling for work. Not the women. They all have high paying jobs as nurses and teachers..they work for the government. They are getting degrees. 
Can it get worse?
You bet. My son is thirty: He desperately wants to have kids of his own. But his job is insecure, and all the women he meets are divorced with kids of their own, and their minds on their own careers. Men…are expendable to them. Many days I’m sure, he feels hopeless about ever finding someone who will just love him for who he is. And it breaks a mother’s heart, that my son might never find out what it’s like to be a dad, and the joy of having kids of his own. He’s having trouble, like millions of others, just trying to keep his house, and stay afloat. I came home last night, more than mad at what the politicans have done to our future, our country, our hopes and dreams, then I have been in a long time. We don’t have to wait for the next generation to suffer, they are suffering now.
And that “Father” in the White House?
Let’s retire him to the golf course forever.
Popeye Gets His Own Rolex
Nobody Cares
Rolex is making a Popeye Yachmaster Rolex watch for your Navy man! Sure…it’s a bit much..only $32,400 dollars but hey— who cares? They are already sold out. You also get a really nifty popeye box to go with it.
If you are in the army, they also have a Beetle Bailey.
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obody Wonders if they make a Tinker Bell Rolex. Or the Hulk? Who would have thought that Rolex would come down into the Babbit’s gutter and make cartoon watches?
Who cares? Most of us can only ‘watch.”
UPDATE: Where is Olive Oil? Is this discrimination?
“Watch” for the gay Green Latern Rolex….
And it SHOULD light up, don’t you think?
Ricky! Ba-ba-LOO! Amnesty by Presidential Decree!
Nobody Remembers
Ricky Ricardo…here we see him expressing the joy that many illegals in the country today are feeling today.
This morning, King Obama decreed by the simple movement of his lips that all illegals be allowed..to stay, and work, and play, and collect more welfare, and bring in more cousins, and then vote for him. Holder will sue any state that forbids the illegals to vote as he is already doing in Florida, you can count on it.
Is this an impeachable act? You bet. Will Obama be impeached? No. Why not? Because, as Rand Paul noted yesterday on Glenn Beck, Congress has lost most of it power. Power has been placed by executive orders into the hands of various government bureaucracies so that Presidents can bypass Congress and be Kings.
So, why are we paying all those millionaires such big salaries again?
Adios America! Obama has just legalized a new Spanish Nation. NO? Well..if there are no jobs, they might not flock here.
The Tower of Babel is now near completion. Nobody can wait to see how the future Spanish speaking poor Mexicans handle the Mosques.
Nobody Wonders About Global Clusters
Nobody Wonders
Earth is such a itty bitty tiny, not even a speck of a bother, in the vast universe, and so Nobody Wonders just exactly what Globular Clusters are…this is the Sombrero Galaxy and it’s surrounded by 136 clusters. (photo by Rolf Wahl). Whenever things here on Earth get too wacked out, I simply go and stare at “globular galaxy” pictures and everything comes into perspective….some people do Yoga. I…stare at Galaxies.
Sort of looks like a floating jelly fish coming up to the surface….beautiful.
Protecting Obama’s Back
Nobody Reports
If you are white, you will probably miss this ad put out by Obama to the black people to “protect his back” –He is asking for four more years of his continuing policies…of free stuff.
His big promise? He will get them college loans. What he doesn’t tell them, is that when they and IF they get out of college, the job market will be even worse than it is today, and what little jobs that will be left will go to the illegal Mexicans! You might have a degree, but you will have to move to China to get a job.
And as for keeping you on his Obamacare, even if you’re black, if you are over 60 and get cancer…you will have to wait in line for treatment just like the white people.
BUT…Obama wants YOU to protect his back!
Nobody’s Perfect: Rivers VS Rickles Vs Lovitz
Nobody’s Perfect
In Hollywood, if you’re not a democrat, you are pretty much run out-of-town, and very few comedians can ignore an election year. Let’s compare shall we, three comedians and their opinions about Obama, and see which one is the MOST perfect:
FIRST: Joan Rivers…never met a liposuction she didn’t want, or an ugly dress she could ignore. Here she critiques the ongoing Republican race for the White House, and notice, when she finally criticizes Obama, Jane Lynch comes in to defend his gray hair. (?)
And then they both “bond” in their feminists glory of being born with uteruses…as if the man has no rights…He’s just a sperm walking–and then they go into the sex jokes…
I’m beginning to think they don’t have any…sex that is. I still like Joan Rivers, but she deserves to stay on the women’s channels, where she can talk about sex changes and viagra to her hearts content.
SECOND: You don’t go on David Letterman and cut down Obama, but that’s exactly what Don Rickles did…and when the Liberal audience was offended, he didn’t care. I’d say, Don Rickles has one up on Joan Rivers, in fact, Nobody would like better than to see Don Rickles tell a few Obama jokes to Joan Rivers.
THIRD: I saved the best for last. John Lovitz is a hilarious actor. His portrayal in the Wedding Singer of a band disco singer was so true to life, I almost couldn’t believe he was not some of the people I’ve seen on karaoke stages. But here, he really lets it go here, about how unfair it is to work hard, and then have a President who wants to take it away.
Lovitz wins the “Nobody’s Perfect, but You’re Pretty Close Award” for the week. This Nobody has now become an even BIGGER fan, and even Lovitz says the offers are pouring in from everywhere.
The contest—- wasn’t even close.
Nobody Flashes the Orvillecoprter
Nobody Flashes
Would you take your dead cat and make a remote-controlled helicopter out of it, and put it on the market for #$125 thousand dollars? Well…maybe you wouldn’t, but Bart Janen, (Dutch) decided it would be really fun.
He can fly his pet around the room, and take it outside and swoop the local dogs and neighbor kids. He called his “invention” the orvillecopter, after the dead cat, whose name was, you guessed it, Orville. Nobody is sure that this new product will catch on, but it’s worth a flash.
Would YOU do it for 125 thousand?’
Nobody’s Opinion of George H.W. Bush
Nobody’s Opinion
Fox News had a special on tonight..a tribute to X-President George Herbert Walker Bush, on his 88th birthday, which is Tuesday. It was so lovingly produced that one can only suppose the powerful Bush family and Karl Rove did it up special for the old guy.
Somewhere in the “tribute” they accorded George H.W. Bush’s loss to Bill Clinton due to Ross Perot, but many true conservatives like me, were shocked at the time, to see Ross lose to Bush, who was by all accounts, not much more memorable than the innocuous Gerald Ford.
Daddy Bush has the personality of a friendly ferret, but he had vast political connections, thanks to Prescott Bush…a subject of many books.
When Bush ran, he was elected primarily on the coat wings of Ronald Reagan, who was so beloved, that if “Ronnie” (As Nancy so endearingly called him) had told us all to vote for Yoko Ono, we probably would have.(On condition that she wouldn’t sing.)
I don’t remember anybody really getting excited about 41. He talked with an annoying nasal, reprimanding voice, and was nothing like the dynamic Reagan. To me he looked more like an insurance salesman. He was pretty boring, until ..Desert Storm.
When Daddy Bush came on TV and claimed our “victory” over Saddam, I was in a bar, and I was the ONLY person in that bar who was not cheering at the sight of the bombers flying in celebration. I thought it all a big show for Bush. Sure, the Bush’s always give the credit to the little guy—(Unlike the ego currently in the White House) but don’t think for a minute that they aren’t trying to write stupendous history for themselves. Like the movie stars, they pay people to work on their “brand.”
Nobody was thinking at the time, how hard WAS it to repeal some little country like Iraq? Reagan had left him with a great military. I hated the way Bush acted as if he had gone and saved a poor little defenseless country—even if he did. 
Vietnam, left my generation war weary…and I was one of those people who could not see why any of our leaders go around the world “defending” anyone. …unless of course it’s Britain.
But Desert Storm was sold the way wars are always sold..with noble platitudes…instead of what they are mostly about: protecting U.S. interests, and in that case, it really was about oil, (BP) which by the way, Bush knew a lot about having become a millionaire in the oil business by the time he was 40.
We had a deal with the Saudis Kings. We protect them, they supply us…and in return they keep the OPEC prices reasonable. That was okay— so why not say so? (Wouldn’t you like to know what REALLY goes on behind closed door?)
Daddy Bush always kept that “Aw…sucks, I’m just a little old country boy at heart” game face on. (Which his son mastered with much better technique) But as the years go by, in hindsight…it was Daddy Bush that took us down that “New World Order” road of globalization, which has done untold damage to our country.
When George H.W. was running for President, they didn’t even mention his past hardly at all. All America needed to know was that he was going to carry on Reagan’s policies. Dukakis was weaker than John McCain—he couldn’t lose. And unlike Obama, Daddy Bush was almost overqualified to be President.
Tell me: How many men in the world in one lifetime hold so many top positions before he became President? He was an ambassador to the United Nations, the Chairman of the Republican National Committee, U.S. envoy to China, Director of the CIA, Head of the International Bank, Director of the Foreign Council of Relations, Vice President, then President.
It was the Bush family who pushed us headlong into NAFTA.
Bush’s administration, along with the Progressive Conservative Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney, spearheaded the negotiations of the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), which would eliminate the majority of tariffs on products traded among the United States, Canada, and Mexico, to encourage trade amongst the countries.[70] The treaty also restricts patents, copyrights, and trademarks, and outlines the removal of investment restrictions among the three countries.[70]
You can thank your rotten bananas for that one.
Perot TRIED to warn the American people what would happen to us if we got into NAFTA. Jobs would exit the U.S. like water pouring out of a sieve he said, and he was right. An army of black helicopters shut him up.
What is terribly sad about all this, is we are coming right back into the Bush dynasty again…which is the Rockefeller Rhino Club— “One World Government” party that is running the show. There are a handful of globalists at the top, and they never leave the control. Mitt might be in the White House, but in the background will be the Bush family. Like Putin…waiting for the day when they get the Presidency again.(Jeb?) And then Hillary in 2016? And Obama will go..where…to the United Nations? 
And he’s the worst of them all. (Obama)
(Does anyone else want to GET OFF THIS NEW WORLD ORDER GLOBAL BOAT of EGO NUTJOBS!? AHHHHHHHHHHH!)
At the end of the tribute tonight, it was obvious that the Bush family wanted Daddy’s Bush’s legacy to be getting people to “serve”..They were proud that Bush 41 had gotten 100 million people to “volunteer” their time serving other people.
(That’s his Legacy?)
Jimmy Carter would be proud….Karl Marx would be proud: Obama would be proud…Bob Dylan would be proud…
Why mention this at all? Wait for it…wait for it…
There will be a day when mandatory “service” will be required of all American citizens, and BOTH heads of both parties will be behind it. Now…be good little boys and girls and volunteer to help your neighbor…or else.
Come on Joyanna, that’s will NEVER happen…
Well… did you know that the real reason Obama made 9/11 a “day of service” is because an X President named George Herbert Walker Bush, wanted it?
Gee…why didn’t Obama tell us that? (Who RUNS these people? )
The only “service” we should be giving on 9/11 is our humble service to the families who lost loved ones that day.
It’s about time our Presidents started “serving ” the American people.
ALL of them.
On Tuesday, there might be alot obout Daddy Bush’s great legacy…and feel free to celebrate a President who by all accounts, was better than any democrat…go ahead…but THIS Nobody is holding out for the 4th.
Nobody’s Fool: David Horowitz
Whenever I hear one of my friends say they “voted” for Obama, I can’t for the life of me figure out that they didn’t see that he was….trouble. Once in power, he has revealed, from his own lips, his Marxists tendencies. He hides his ties with leftist/Marxist buddies, but he still has them all over his administration. So I realized the reason my friends voted for Obama is because they have never really learned the real difference between a democracy, a Republic, communism, socialism, Marxism or fascism.
Oh sure, they’ve heard the words…but I’m sure none of them ever believed in a million years any of that could happen in America. They believe everything they pretty much hear on TV.
That ignorance has been by design.
His parents were communists, whose self-stated goal is combating “leftist indoctrination” in academia. Phil and Blanche Horowitz were long-standing members of the American Communist Party and avid supporters of Joseph Stalin. For nearly a decade, Horowitz’s rejection of Marx remained a private matter. In the spring of 1985, however, Horowitz and longtime collaborator Peter Collier wrote an article for the Washington Post entitled, Goodbye to All That. The article explained their change of views and recent decision to vote for President Ronald Reagan (Wikipedia)
Nobody explains why ‘social justice’ is not what we want better than David:
Far from being progressive, the left’s demands for ‘social justice’, if realized, would destroy the very basis of social wealth…In the modern world, competition is not the contrary of cooperation, but the form that cooperation must take in order to coordinate the activities of millions of people unknown to each other, pursuing goals that are not common and cannot be shared. The profit margin is the engine of wealth not only for the rich but for the poor was well. In the real world, the attempt to plan economic systems produces inefficiency and waste: the attempt to redistribute wealth diminishes well being and individual liberty: the attempt to unify society crushes its freedom: the ambition to make people equal establishes new forms of tyranny and submerges human individuality in totalitarian designs.
Yes, the progressives are really Marxists in disguise. Hard to believe, I know, because Hillary Clinton says she is a proud progressive…and we also have a bucket load of them in Congress, which Allen West pointed out. 
To which Bill Clinton came out right away to nip that in the bud. How DARE he even suggest it! The last thing the progressives want the Americans to know in an election year, is that they believe in the Marxists redistribution/communist party that founded them. So..watch Bill as he protests too much…And you will realize, why many of my friends will vote for Obama…again…(sigh) Nobody Thinks, we need more Davids.
NO…these are NOT the droids you are looking for…
Liberal Ommmmming Loses Wisconsin Election…Voodoo Dolls Being Shipped for November
Nobody Knows
Last night, in a desperate attempt to force Scott Walker to lose Tuesday’s recall election in Wisconsin, all the people against him, gathered around, held progressive hands, and calmly called Gaia, or the great om master in the sky…and they collectively …ommmed.
This omming voodoo did not actually work..(Let’s not tell them why.) I’m sure all the Tea Party people were glad the liberal nut jobs finally shut up, and quite playing bongo drums.
So..Did hundreds of liberal wacko’s “omming” in front of the Capitol actually help them “LOSE”? They did…big time.
I don’t know, but I bet we see some voodoo dolls of Mitt Romeny stuck with pins outside the voting booths in November. Maybe some people will scarifice a few lambs, on the White House steps in the name of democray.
Nobody Knows, but I suggest all the liberals take up ommng in the Presidential election…so we can listen to more of this:#ooid=c5aGV5NDoA6ce1rjC1bw0mS3Rsg–pIY
How to Deal with Voter Fraud…The Battle of Athens.
Nobody Reports
It’s so busy over on Drudge you can hardly get on…the voting to oust Scott Walker is all the news that is the news today.
The unions are shipping in the usual busloads of democratic voters to Wisconsin from other states, to beat Walker out of office! For the bus ride they get all kinds of free goodies! Why, George Washington once gave out free beer…
The conservatives are (gasp) paying people to put Walker signs on their lawns!
We have to wait to find out what happens, the turnout is great…but what is important is how the votes are counted.
No matter who wins, there will be screaming from both sides of how the other side “corrupted” the vote.
But..did you know that once upon a time in America, when MEN WERE MEN and Air Force One was brought out only on special occasions, that Americans found out that their votes were being corrupted, and really did something about it?
Take a moment of your day and learn about this great moment in American fraud history, and how REAL Americans took care of it.
Enjoy! (Thanks to Tom Beebe)




















