Al Gore Solves All Our Problems!
Nobody Reports
Al Gore, the scientific genius of our time, has FINALLY given us the answer to why democrats are so stupid: it’s the altitude.
Al Gore Blames Denver’s High Altitude For Obama Debate Loss… Al Gore actually states during a television talk show that he feels Obama lost the first Presidential debate last night because it was held in Denver Colorado, where the altitude is higher up, and the air is thinner than what Obama is use to. Gore states that Obama arrived at 2 pm yesterday just hours before the debate while Romney had been in the city for longer.
Thin air. That explains it: the Democrats need oxygen. In fact, Nobody Suggests oxygen tanks be installed on the floor of Congress so when the democrats start muttering insanities, and saying things like “share the pain” they can go get a good whiff of CO2 and get their heads put back on straight. Oxygen tanks should also be installed in the White House.
It’s good to know that the reason Obama thought a terrorists attack on 9/11 was caused by a video was due to the lack of oxygen to his brain.
Obama lost the debate because he was oxygen deprived, thank goodness Al Gore figured this out…before it was too late.
Good to know.
Round One
Nobody Wins!
Well,–Romney did it. He listened to all the conservatives giving advice, took the lead, and won the debate. In fact, It was a shutout. I didn’t take notes, but there were a few things that I noticed that probably won’t be written about because nobody will think them very important.Like, when they first came out and shook hands—–
In body language there is a rule when a man shakes your hand, and if he forcefully grabs your arm, he is showing you he is the boss. So Obama GRABBED Mitt’s arm, and Mitt did the same with a match..BUT..Obama then grabbed his arm again and pulled him back to him, with a kind of nasty jerk.
Obama does a lot of these “power” moves. For instance, he will always walk ahead of everyone else. Always. And he points his fingers on his face. But his usual power plays of “arrogance” got him in trouble tonight because he didn’t even look at Romney, and kept his face down in his notes. The only time he spoke was to the camera, and he did this on purpose as if to say, “This guy is a joke, and I’m here, but I don’t have to pay attention to him. He’s a joke.”
And therefore, Romney went on the attack. He beat Obama on most every point. And here’s one I don’t think he was expecting..and it pertains right to the women:
In education, Mitt wants to give the “Parents” of poor children the voucher. Not the state. Not the teachers, the parents. Just think how many single moms out there are going, “You mean I could send my kid to the rich’s kids school?”
On healthcare, Obama was trying to tell us all that those “death panels” he’s arranged are just there to make things work better….well…we know that’s not true. To hear Obama ramble on, repeating the same old promises that he is going to do…was simply annoying.
Oh, and the bailout for the banks. Mitt hit obama hard with that. That was a big blow.
Obviously Romney did more than surprise us, he actually came out inspiring!
And the liberals are hurting.
Here’s a few words from Andrew Sullivan who writes for the Daily Beast:.
10.03 pm. I simply cannot believe that Mitt Romney is saying he is more bipartisan than Obama. And Obama never pushes back. He is leaving argument after argument on the table, while he seems to be writing a memo to himself whenever Romney is speaking.
Nobody Says: Uh…the reason nothing is getting done is because the democrats won’t work with the Republicans, won’t even look at anything they propose and that is because of Obama’s “My way or the Highway” as Romney pointed out. And yes, he was writing memos….this was hard for him.
9.58 pm. Romney is now so clearly lying about how president Obama decided to do healthcare before jobs I wonder if he’s over-reaching.
Nobody Says: Uh…what? When has he ever worked on jobs? Romney is lying? Clearly Andrew…what are you smoking?.
9.18 pm. Obama’s looking down as Romney speaks. Horrible TV.
Nobody Says: Yep…arrogance. And you know what? The liberals have been hammering how arrogant Mitt Romney is: and the truth came out tonight which rooster thinks he’s the top cock.
“If you are lowering the rates the way you describe, governor, then it is not possible to come up with enough deductions and loopholes that only affect high-income individuals to avoid raising the deficit or burdening the middle class,” Obama said. “It’s math, arithmetic.”
Obama keep on this. Mitt has a much wider grasp of “math” than Obama will ever have. I don’t’ know who told him this, but they should have also told him that even if he took 100 percent of the riches money, it would only come to a mere week of payments on the deficit.
No, the only way out it growth…and Mitt showed that tonight—whether the deficits in obama’s fan base even care…is another question.
At the end, Mitt knew he had won, and it was soooo good to see the look on his face.
As for having the debates on Obama’s and Michelle wedding anniversary? That was Planned to get brownie points for them both.
Well…didn’t work. It also didn’t work that they left their daughters at home.
Obama somewhere is fuming tonight. He looked like Nixon on TV…tired, dark circles under his eyes.
Nobody Thinks he should have saved the taxpayers $5 billion dollars and stayed away from Las Vegas…but…in this one case.. as far as I’m concerned, he should move there.
Californica Mexicanista…
Nobody Knows
In the upcoming Presidential debates the subject of immigration will surely come up…and many conservatives are wondering if Mitt Romney is going to be able to NOT sound like a mean and cruel “rich” guy. You KNOW that’s their plan to make him out to be one. It’s all they talk about. 
It has been the liberals very simple cry that— “We are a NATION of immigrants!” but what they fail to mention is that for most of our history, every immigrant was checked at the border, had to apply for citizenship, and had to make his own way. He was not given anything.
Now, we give them everything, and it’s breaking the bank. They don’t even have to work. Yesterday I was watching a “pity poor me” illegal young Mexican woman, who had just graduated from UCLA. Tears came to her eyes that she might be deported.
Instead of feeling thankful for a nation who GAVE her an education, she is upset. Too many of the hardworking people who PAID for her education, could never afford it for themselves OR their kids.
I’m one of them.
You wouldn’t mind if you got the feeling that she was thankful, no…she was a “victim.”
Now, Jerry Brown is giving illegal’s in California driver licenses, so they can vote.
Nobody would like to put it like this to that young girl who felt so abused:
Suppose that history had actually put Mexicans living in Boston in 1776. Suppose Mexico had made a colony long ago near Boston, and the Mexicans in Boston wanted to rule themselves. They won their independence from Mexico after a bitter war… and called their new nation: Mexicanista. Mexicanista became the light of the world.
Now, suppose that Canada, on their border, was full of millions of French people. They couldn’t make a living in Canada so they started pouring into Mexicanista. So many French crossed the border that it was considered the biggest invasion of a people into any country in history.
The French not only wanted free health care, they wanted free housing, and free education, but they really didn’t want to take on the culture of the Mexicanista’s,NO.. –they wanted to take over the houses, and stores, and have the Mexicanista’s learn French. The Mexicanista’s politicians thought that their population was getting too old, and so, they gave the French everything and then in fifty years, the French took over. The politicians were already rich…so to give over the country was really not a problem.
In other words, how would YOU feel if 60 million Americans invaded Mexico and told everyone to give us a free house, free health care, free food, free education, and we didn’t want to learn your language……etc. ? Sure–all the Mexicans would have to sit around and cry because their kids couldn’t get into college, and they couldn’t find jobs… but hey! Tough! That’s life.
No country in the world besides the US has open borders. According to our census, in 50 years America will be mostly Hispanic. Nobody Thinks this was a planned invasion. The North American Treaty signed by Canada, Mexico, and the United States did this…with no say from any of their people.
Mexico has already expanded into California. Obama has worked out a deal with Mexico to get the people there on American food stamps.
For instance….did you know…
1. 40% of all workers in Los Angeles County (Los Angeles County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal aliens working without a green card.
2. 95 % of warrants for murder in Los Angles are for illegal aliens.
3. 75% of people on the most-wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births are paid for by taxpayers.
5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
9. 21 radio stations in Los Angeles are Spanish-speaking.
10. In Los Angeles County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish. (There are 10.2 million people in Los Angeles County.)
(All 10 of the above statements are from the Los Angeles Times)
Less than 2 % of the illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare. Over 70% of the United States’ annual population growth (and over 90% of California, Florida, and New York) results from immigration . 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.
I feel for the Mexican in their plight to get stuff that they can’t get in Mexico. But it’s not right that American citizens should have to pay for the mistakes of Mexico.
Congress did nothing when Obama gave them all amnesty. It’s the only way the government and all its rich oligarchy can survive.
In order for our humongous government to survive…they need….people, and Mexicans are …a perfect replacement….to those that rule us all.
Bill Clinton is the only one I’ve heard admit it. 
Mexicans are wonderful people. They are hard workers, and many of them are Christians, which is a good thing. But, you can’t support a population if the boat has too many people in it. Everybody drowns.
The New World Order of no borders is real. It’s not just a conspiracy theory.
Comprendo?
( Thanks to Pattie for the stats)
Tax the Rich, Except the Friends of the Democrats…
Nobody Wins
Next time you hear Obama talk about how the rich don’t pay taxes, and the rich need to pay more of their fair share, Nobody Reminds you of some interesting facts:
Let’s see —-Here’s four examples of rich “democrats” not having to pay their “fair” share, and making sure their friends don’t either.
Marc Rich:
Remember that rich Democrat? He left the country to evade paying taxes, and then Bill Clinton, in the last moments of his Presidency pardoned him so that his wife could donate $450,000 to the Clinton Presidential Library. Denise Rich, just this year, has renounced her U.S. citizenship to avoid taxes. Not to mention, Marc Rich made his money in that horrible dirty job…oil. Eric Holder was the man who gave him the pardon.
“Marc Rich was a fugitive for nearly two decades, wanted by the federal government for fraud and tax evasion.” Those dealngs, which straddled idological lines from Ayatollah Khomeini’s Iran to Fidel Castro’s Cuba and from the aparttheid regime of South Africa to the leftist Sandinista government in Nicaragua, are recounted in Mr. Ammann’s book, “The King of Oil: The Secret Lives of Marc Rich.”
Jeffery Immelt : GE pays very little in taxes. Is Obama complaining about him? Have you heard him make ONE complaint about GE not paying taxes? NO, instead Obama rewarded Jeffery with a position in his cabinet as his advisor on the economy. 
Hypocrite. (Rumor has it he is going for Romney…but it’s rumor)
According to the New York Times story, GE reported U.S. profits of $5.1 billion in 2010 (and $14.2 billion worldwide). “Its American tax bill?” asked the Times. “None. In fact, G.E. claimed a tax benefit of $3.2 billion.” The company accomplished this, the story said, due to “an aggressive strategy that mixes fierce lobbying for tax breaks and innovative accounting that enables it to concentrate its profits offshore.” Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren evoked corporate tax punching bag General Electric Co. in a recent ad, claiming the corporate giant pays “nothing-zero-in taxes.”
Nobody Thinks it must be true that GE has dumped Obama or Warren wouldn’t have even have mentioned his name.
George Soros
Soros investment fund did not pay taxes in the US between 1969 and 1986, enjoying a ‘free ride” that netted him and his investors billions of dollars. Until the American Tax Reform act of 1986, was passed Quantum Fund legally avoided paying a cent. All Soros philanthropies began in 1987, the first year he and his fund had to pay taxes. Charitable matters are tax deductible and Soros says his aim is to give away half his yearly income, the maximum he can deduct.
George is a main funder of Hillary Clinton. In fact, he financed her Senate campaign, and they secretly have been working for the same goals since before Nixon.
The Clintons:
While the Clintons have hidden their tracks of corruption, and they don’t go around destroying countries (wait..Hillary is doing a FINE job in the middle East.) like their friend George Soros who has made billions upon billions by going into countries, and devaluing their currency, and making billions off their destruction: The events happening in Russia and Iran, can be partly blamed on the Clintons.
After Reagan Collapes Russia, The Clintons went outside of the State Department and sent Al Gore, Strobe Talbott (Clinton’s Oxford One World Government roommate) and Lawrence Summers over to Russia to help “privatized” the country.
Needless to say—According to the book “THE SHADOW PARTY” Soros had a big hand in getting rid of Gorbachev, and they got Yeltsin the drunk, to go outside of Russia’s Parliament to get things done. (Democrats ALWAYS go outside Congress)
Inflation in Russia hit 2,500 percent, and over the next four years a cabal of corrupt official and businessmen, both Russian and American, used their government connections to hijack Russia’s privatization process for personal gain. By 1996 a group of 7 Russian businessmen had managed to gain control of 60 percent of Russia’s natural resources, including its oil and gas reserves.
In comes Jeffery Sachs and George Soros. They decided who got foreign aid and who did not. The Clintons in the guise of “consultants” to the Russian government requested and received loans through such the IMF, the World Bank, The US Agency For International Development, The Overseas Private Investment Corporation, And The Export-Import Bank.
Much of the money simply vanished into offshore accounts and the New York Stock Exchange. A handful of inside players, Russian and American alike, got rich, while the average Russian and the US taxpayer got fleeced. 
The billions vanished—-and no taxes were collected.
When so much money is made off of destroying currencies and countries, (With rich politicans and their friends getting rich off of it) you have to ask…What party has done more of it?
And who’s the bigger hypocrite? When Obama says he wants to tax the rich..he means..YOU.
Redistributing the 47 Percent
Nobody Wonders
Many of us are wondering IF this 47% of the population, who, we are told, support Obama, mainly because they get free stuff from the government, will vote for him precisely because the Democrats have convinced them that the big corportions are evil.
The Democrats, who are bascially now the new American Marxists, want to crash the system, in order to remain in control forever. They’ve written out that blueprint in Chicago.
In this American Idol society, with many of the masses uneducated in history or geography…the time is now ripe for the Marxists to make their move, it’s now or never.
Donald Trump would have made a better candidate to go up against Obama, but Donald Trump was not the pick of the Rhino’s, who no doubt think, they can control Romeny, and have given him John McCain’s advisers.
Rupert Murdoch was right: He should get rid of them. Like the Bushes, Mitt is too nice. He will be crushed, if he doesn’t start getting passionate. It comes down to—: Is it more important what the history books say about you fifty years from now, or more important to save the country? Don’t be like the Bushes, Mitt…always taking the blows and not responding.
Remember: You’re fighting for US. Take a few boxing lessons. Hey…it wouldn’t hurt you to get angry. Go on…YOU CAN DO IT!
Nevertheless, Obama insists it was the 47% who voted for McCain last time: And as we can see…those people are still out there…Obama only needs look outside his buss window. (Thanks to Tom Beebee for pics) 
Did the Democrats CRASH the Economy on Purpose?
Nobody Gets Email
Obama has been screaming about how much of a mess George Bush left him: But…the truth is, it was Barney Frank that caused the Fannie and Freddie Housing Bubble which collapsed the banking system in the Western Hemisphere. Barney Frank was not prosecuted. Why the Republicans are not talking about this is beyond me. The Democrats took control of the bank. They put all our money into Barney Franks hands, and he was the one who worked the downfall of our economy. 
All the bloggers should be talking about this: Did Barney purposely rig the housing bubble to fail?
What do you think?
(Thanks again..to Tom Beebe)
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Why Bush was so bad at the end of his term…
Some people aren’t aware of all of this. Please don’t just skim over this message. Please read it slowly and let it sink in. If in doubt, check it out. Dates HAVE BEEN verified.
The day the Democrats took over was not January 22, 2009. It was actually January 3, 2007, the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate — at the very start of the 110th Congress.
The Democratic Party controlled a majority in both chambers for the first time since the end of the 103rd Congress in 1995.
For those who are listening to the liberals propagating the fallacy that everything is “Bush’s fault”, think about this: January 3, 2007, was the day the Democrats took over the Senate and the Congress. At the time:
The DOW Jones closed at 12,621.77
The GDP for the previous quarter was 3.5%
The unemployment rate was 4.6%
George Bush’s economic policies SET A RECORD OF 52 STRAIGHT MONTHS OF JOB GROWTH
Remember the day…
January 3, 2007, was the day that Barney Frank took over the House Financial Services Committee, and Chris Dodd took over the Senate Banking Committee.
The economic meltdown that happened 15 months later was in what part of the economy? BANKING AND FINANCIAL SERVICES!
Unemployment… to this CRISIS by (among MANY other things) dumping $5-6 trillion of toxic loans on the economy from YOUR Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac FIASCOES!
Bush asked Congress 17 times to stop Fannie & Freddie – starting in 2001 because it was financially risky for the US economy.
And who took the THIRD highest pay-off from Fannie Mae AND Freddie Mac? OBAMA
And who fought against reform of Fannie and Freddie? OBAMA and the Democratic Congress!
So when someone tries to blame Bush.
REMEMBER JANUARY 3, 2007…. THE DAY THE DEMOCRATS TOOK OVER!”
Budgets do not come from the White House — they come from Congress. And the party that controlled Congress since January 2007 is the Democratic Party.
Furthermore, the Democrats controlled the budget process for 2008 & 2009 as well as 2010 &2011. In that first year, they had to contend with George Bush, which caused them to compromise on spending, when Bush somewhat belatedly got tough on spending increases.
For 2009 though, Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid bypassed George Bush entirely, passing continuing resolutions to keep government running until Barack Obama could take office. At that time, they passed a massive omnibus spending bill to complete the 2009 budgets.
And where was Barack Obama during this time? He was a member of that very Congress that passed all of these massive spending bills, and he signed the omnibus bill as President to complete 2009.
If the Democrats inherited any deficit, it was the 2007 deficit, the last of the Republican budgets. That deficit was the lowest in five years, and the fourth straight decline in deficit spending. After that, Democrats in Congress took control of spending, and that includes Barack Obama, who voted for the budgets.
If Obama inherited anything, he inherited it from himself. In a nutshell, what Obama is saying is “I inherited a deficit that I voted for and then I voted to expand that deficit four-fold since January 20th. ”
Answer?
Obama…Father, President, Marxist: Failure
Nobody Remembers
Last night, I thought Bill Clinton gave the best speech of his life…even though it was full of lies. I thought it was his way of making sure that everyone knew..Bill Clinton would still be a better President than Obama.
There is something about Bill Clinton that just gets my blood boiling, and not because he wanted to prove to the world that he should be President…again.
Tonight, when I got home from dinner just in time to hear Barack’s speech, I only heard a few words, and it was clear…short of a coup, Barack is finished. He gave his usual. …Marxist…Everyone will have EVERYTHING …if you give me four more terms like FDR, speech.
You know…Bill Clinton had that same problem. He wanted to STAY President. The fact that their terms are up in four or eight, just kills them.
Barack’s speech was so lame, I suppose I should feel really good about it…but I don’t. The people in that audience loved it…but you have to be almost a complete moron to not know that Obama can’t do any of those things he wants to do. He’s insane.
As the great political pundit Doug Powers once told me, “It’s Romney’s to lose.” and I agree. And I’ll tell you why.
The country is worse than any of us realize.
My husband had the week off. Yesterday, we went to the MOST expensive mall in the St. Louis area. This is a big Mall..with two levels of name brands like Macy’s, Victoria Secret, Eagle’s…you know these kinds of Malls are all over the country. We walked for over two hours we walked, and we saw about three other people.
There actually were ten times more people working at that mall than shopping in it.
Today, we went to the zoo. The zoo is free…unless of course you don’t want to walk four miles…in that case parking is $15.00. It’s one of the best zoo’s in the country…and cost a fortune in upkeep. But, I’d say there were again…more people working there than visitors. And it was 86 today…a beautiful day. Even just five years ago, the zoo would have been packed. Sometimes we saw nobody walking around.
But the real devastation of the country hit me tonight. I don’t go downtown much, but in order to celebrate our 20th anniversary, my husband and I decided to go to my favorite fancy restaurant. It sits high atop a hotel right on the Riverfront in Downtown St. Louis. What is so cool about this restaurant is that the whole floor resolves around, it takes about an hour, and you can see the whole city. Picture being on the Empire State Building, having dinner and being able to see all the lights in the city from any direction. 
Only…St. Louis is not New York. The desertion on the streets below were almost…scary. It was almost like I was expecting zombies to come walking out of abandoned apartments.
There were four couples in this restaurant which can hold at least fifty tables.
Our meal: lobster & steak: $275. (with tip)
That’s the most we have ever spent on a meal in our lives. We kept telling ourselves “Well hey…20 years…We’re worth it!” But the truth is, in my mind I was thinking, it felt like our last “meal” …..We might never be able to do that again, might as well have one last wish.
On the drive home, I asked my husband to drive a different way home…I wanted to sight see the old city again. We went past my mother’s old Printing Company, which is now a motorcycle museum. I had to laugh when I saw a bright blue neon line lighting up the whole roof. It’s look like a big Mexican souped Chevy threw up all over the WWII deco.
“Keep going down this street” I said, “I want to see the old mansions.
Let me explain.
In 1904, St. Louis had a World’s Fair. They had countries from all over the world, and all the states were represented. Some of the houses on this street are filled with old mansions left over from that er
Most of them have no fewer than 36 rooms. They truly are beautiful…I know, I’ve seen the insides of some of them.
Tonight, as we were driving, I was looking at the mansion, and in one of them. I saw a big Screen TV. And in front of that screen was a black man watching…no doubt the Democratic Convention
This house is at least a $10 million dollar home.
And that’s why, I don’t’ understand it, when the race card is played. We have more black millionaires in the country than white, in accordance to the percentage of the racial population, and yet they keep up the shrill of “free education, free houses, free this…free that.”
It’s really…just legal extortion. Done in the name of racial equality.
When we got home, I was glad to kick off my high heels…(Shoes I no longer like to wear) and turned on the Cable just in time to see the Patriotic theme of Obama’s speech…(What was that picture of stained glass going around the internet?) as if putting the American flag behind you is going to make any of us believe Obama is a patriot.
“I’m not a candidate, I’m President.” he proclaimed to large applause.
Nobody Thinks THAT is Obama’s biggest failures is—his own delusion. America’s cities are dead.. It truly is worse than we all thought. Communism will not solve our problems.
If Obama remains in office, we will never be America again.
God then help us all.
Obama’s God Complex
Nobody Wins
Everyone was appalled that God was left out of the democratic platform…and when they took a vote to keep him in…the NO’s won. But like a true God, Obama came forth upon the land and gave his command, and told them…no Obama was going to include it in, against the wishes of all the electorates on the floor and their vote.
Proving once again, that in Obama’s Kingdom>..Your vote don’t count. Just your devotion. But that’s why you love him…he tells you what to do.
On the floor before the altar of Obama, tomorrow night–we will be hearing this solemn prayer….
Yeah, thou we walk thou the shadow of the Valley of Death, we should fear no evil, for Obama is with thee…
Outside Charlotte, flyers are proclaiming Obama the “savior.” “For God so loved his children that he sent his only son.”…Obama. We see now, it’s a well-planned PR promotion. Who’s going to criticize GOD?
That Jesus guy, he was a false prophet.
I found this picture on Potluck. Obama in 2008, stood on the platform of a Greek God—Now he puts the stained glass behind him.
Is it any wonder he wanted the word God out? The real God is competition.
“Our father, who art in Charlotte, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come…(if you just give him four more years) thy will be done, on earth, as it is in the White House.”
“Give us this day, our daily welfare check, And forgive our trespasses and find us when we don’t subscribe to Obamacare.”
“Lead us always into temptation, and deliver us from the Evil of America, for thine is the Kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever, in the name of the almighty savior..Obama…AMEN”
Now I know why they moved it indoors. The REAL god might have just decided to throw a few lighting bolts.
What Nobody Found Out From Michelle Obama
Nobody Knows
Here’s what Nobody found out from watching Michelle Obama speak at her Convention.
FIRST: We found out that the empty chair has a dumpster coffee table in front of it. 
We found out that Michelle Obama desperately wants to keep Obama in the White House, so that she can keep the dream alive for her and her daughters and take more vacations and buy more outfights.. and that she wants to get PAID for living the lifestyle of a QUEEN. She wants a salary for the next four years. Trust me, the President will give it to her. (Listen to the introduction.) 
We found out that either: (1) They are desperate for the military vote OR (2) they are planning a major war before the election and they will need men to fight it…or (3) both, because she talked more about the military and their love for the military more than any other subject tonight.
We found out that while most of us that lived through the sixties, and all that race, and sexual women lib stuff we thought was over and done with…is not. Obama and Michelle decided just to dig it all back up to try to make us all believe, that the sixties never happened.
Neither did the civil war.
(And they don’t talk about Martin Luther King because people are finding out he was a Republican.)
We found out that not only does Michelle and her mom have the whitest teeth on the planet, it must cost a small fortune to keep them that way. 
We found out that Michelle wasn’t going to let Mitt Romney’s wife get the ONLY pity card from MS,…Why Michelle’s dad had it too, and he had to crawl on his hands and knees just to kiss her goodnight.
We found out that Michelle and Obama got full college tuitions and her dad basically kept working to pay for their toothpaste.
We found out that Michelle thinks kids never got medical before Obama.
We found out that Obama’s poor grandmother was denied the big paychecks of men, and that’s why Obama wore shoes that didn’t fit.
We found out that Michelle really cares about military families. Why, they sent the whole Navy Seal Team, the ones who killed bin Laden..form letters to thank them! 
We found out that even though Obama is in a different state every single day of the year, somehow he makes it back to the White House to eat dinner with his wife and kids, EVEN if they have to take different planes home..EVERY single night. (Damn the cost, it’s important.)
(Did Obama fly to Spain? Aspen? Mexico?)
We found out that she credits the janitor of her schools for making her who she is.
We found out that she is running for President in 2016. Hillary be damned.
We found out that she can CRY at the end of a speech. On cue. Because she…cares. 
What we didn’t find out, was the truth.
Except for one thing.— She did say this:
“Being President doesn’t change who you are: it reveals who you are.”
They want to give all the minorities everything, free housing, free college educations, free food, free Obamacare. (cough)
Nothing is free. It’s all being charged to YOU and future generations. Michelle never mentioned that little point. Nothing was said about the present. Nada. Nothing.
In the end Michelle wanted a “better world for my daughters” and a strong “Foundation for their dreams.”
It’s not Obama’s daughters that are suffering or will. They already go to private schools, and will go to Harvard.
The rest of us will be looking for coffee tables in dumpsters if they are reelected. We won’t even be able to buy shoes, let alone ones that don’t fit.
What we will get is a lot more hot air from both of them.
When it comes to America, there is the only truth we need to remember is: America needs jobs. Or we can’t help anyone.
“If you’re not taking care of you, you’re not in a position to help anyone else. You can’t give what you don’t have.”
Michelle, get yourself a new coffee table…the day of empty chairs is going back to the sixites where it belongs. 
Nobody Reports: Oprah—You Did NOT Build That
Nobody Reports
In case everyone forgot, here’s the video of Oprah crying at Obama’s coming out Greek ceremony in 2008. What is so very AMAZING is the fact that Oprah…the RICHEST women in the United States, and yes…uh..she is…uh..BLACK…she could not believe that a black man would become President.
Either she is stupid, a hypocrite, getting paid to support Obama, or when she looks in the mirror, she sees a white person. That “black” face is the richest women in America. No white person held HER back.
Tell me Mr. President…Who helped Oprah build HER empire. She didn’t build her own riches?
Nobody Wonders if Oprah will make an appearance at the Democratic Convention this year. She helped push Obama into the Presidency. Will she do it again?
Or…is she one of the 1% that Obama is going to Tax?
Nobody Knows…but if she does appear, I think we are going to need a bigger chair.
The CURRENT Condition of Soros Propaganda–or Cleaning out the Fridge
Nobody’s Opinion
“I propose issuing Special Drawing Rights that the rich countries would pledge for the purpose of providing international assistance. ” George Soros
IF Obama loses the election, you will hear one of two thing: It was either because Mitt had more money, or it’s because tea party people are racist. That’s what they will blame it on. That will give the Obama supporters an excuse to not only riot, but go knock out more than a few grocery checkers.
Nobody suggests we hide the Mountain Dew now.
When McCain lost the election, everybody knew why he lost, and most people blamed it on the Republican party for running him in the first place. He was the most liberal candidate they could have run against Obama. What the HELL were they thinking? The only point in which he was conservative, was his almost consistent jingoes on whatever war we are in.
And then we got the McCain-Feingold act, which lead to the reason— I had such a bad day yesterday.
Let me explain: Yesterday, was “clean the fridge day.”
I turned on the TV as background to my “cleaning my fridge” chore, and by random, I found a NEW Direct TV station called “Current.”
Dummy me…I thought CM meant…Country Music. (Nobody’s Perfect.) I listened as I threw out last week’s leftovers.
The first program was a sweet, soppy piece on Obama. Obama was a BRILLIANT professor of law, adored by his students they said. They showed pictures of him talking in some library when he was a ‘professor’ and so now, dear voter, you should have known what a brilliant man he was…and still is. We didn’t think we had to tell you…you just should have known!
Right after that coronation crap, came a program called, “The Mormon Candidate.” According to this, Mitt Romney, horrors of all horrors, wears special underwear and belongs to the most insidious cult ever invented by man: The Mormons. Mitt’s grandfather was a polygamist. They swear an oath to “slit throats” and I quote here: “This man who may end up in the White House!”
My milk might not survive. My cucumbers were swiveling at the very thought.
The contrast between both segments could not have been written with more bias as to which man was being promoted as a great leader. Never mind the hypocrisy of the subject of polygamy…something that is entrenched in the Muslim religion and which Obama has never said a word against. At least the Mormons don’t stone their wives, or cut off their hands, or beat and kill them. And if Mitt’s habit of wearing Mormon underwear is his biggest crime—-I think we might be safe.
This Obama hypocrisy overwhelmed me as I threw out my cherry tomatoes…which…Have you noticed, only last about a day before they rot?
The next program was about the poor souls in Liberia. The rich, nasty oil companies have come in and literally killed millions— contaminated their water, and all they have left is to fight back and become terrorists against the greedy oil companies. They kidnap, and kill…and force those rich bastards to put up barbed wire around their golf courses…but they give their kids the oil to drink to cure the measles.
(Let’s send them the Mountain Dew. )
It was at that moment, that I found some terrorists of my own in my produce drawer. Rotten green onions had melted into some kind of horrible gook, which infected the lettuce, and that’s what happens when you don’t give the green onions enough money.
They start killing everything off.
After Liberia came the next program…legalizing Marijuana. It opened with 150,000 people attending a Marijuana festival in Seattle. Oh heavenly day! White people roamed free, got high, shared joints, and talked about communes and the Grateful Dead.
Okay. I have no idea what they talked about, my guess is: not much.
BUT…they interviewed an X-Banker who was rolling in dough from his newfound pot producing company.
Obama’s new jobs plan: Don’t build pipelines: Grow Grass!
But get this: Even though Colorado white people are spending their days making big bucks off of selling grass…the blacks in New York are being stopped and searched, and if they have a joint on them…they go to jail.
It’s racist plot against the poor minorities who, unlike the white people in California, can’t just enjoy their joints without being racially molested by the NYPD.
Never mind the OBVIOUS way to stop all this is to: Just do NOT carry a joint in your pocket and walk around New York with it. …idiots.
By the time the program got to the “right-wing” Nazi’s in Russia, I was ready to throw a rather freezer burned 4 pound pork roast at my ‘NOT HD TV.”
So, Joyanna…you may ask—Why do you blame McCain/Feingold for any of this?
In my usual way: I call it the Jurassic Park Chaos With a Headache Theory,….Other people call it a full moon.
The American people did not demand campaign finance reform, anymore than we demanded Obamacare. George Soros funded groups like Media Matters and MOVEon.org…to push that though Congress: Here’s the reason from Horowitz:
By pushing McCain /Feingold through Congress, Soros cut off the Democrats’ soft money supply. By forming the Shadow Party, Soros offered the Democrats an alternate source…one which he personally controlled. As a result, the Democrats are now heavily perhaps irretrievably dependent on Soros. it seems reasonable to suppose that from its inception campaign finance reform was a Soros power play to gain control of the Democratic Party.
AND…Al Gore owns Current TV. George Soros funded Al Gore’s Presidential run. The Clintons, Al Gore, and Barack Obama are all in the Shadow control now… of George Soros.
George Soros wants to legalized drugs, have a one world government controlled by a few elites (him of course) and keep Obama in Power. In his one world banking Government he wants to redistribute wealth from rich countries to poor countries, because that’s why Muslims and terrorist commit crimes:
Because…they are poor. Nobody suggests we send them some Mormon underwear. I hear it’s magic.
The good news is: My fridge looks great, no thanks to John McCain, who if he had not been such a liberal ninny…Current TV would never exist.
So much for sour grapes.
Nobody’s Fool: Paul Ryan
Nobody’s Fool
Last night speakers at the Republican Convention were much better than the first night. Condoleezza Rice’s was probably the speech of her liftetime— but THIS is the man we are all counting on to help keep conservatives in power for a long time. He was…superb.
He is the BEST of us. He is American personified….And most importantly, he is not only appealing to HIS generation, unlike Obama, who has probably never balanced his own checkbook, he can deliver.
Obama has got to be worried about Paul Ryan. Finally, someone who is willing to say, “I’m your Huckleberry, Obama…! Come ON!”
I can’t wait for the Ryan/Biden debates! I’m already marking my calender. Thank God–Mitt picked the right VP.
Paul Ryan made history last night. Finally…the fool in the White House will be worried about this good-looking kid from Wisconsin.
Ann Romney VS the “Slave Queen”
Nobody Knows
Last night, a star was born. Ann Romney looked straight into the camera, with her piercing blue eyes and grabbed the heads and minds of millions of people. It obvious now: both candidates have decided it’s the “women” votes that really matter. 
So…Ann said this:
It’s the moms of this nation — single, married, widowed — who really hold this country together. We’re the mothers, we’re the wives, we’re the grandmothers, we’re the big sisters, we’re the little sisters, we’re the daughters.
The democrats must have know that she was going to be a formidable opponent because Michelle Obama will not be able to look into a camera and make us believe she is as honest, as caring, or even as much in love with her husband as Ann Romney did tonight. (Speaking to the undecided)
Why? Because we have watched her flit around the world on vacations after vacation, recklessly spending our money for her own pleasure. While they criticized the Romney’s for being rich, Michelle Obama alone has 27 assistants.
And so, a picture of Michelle is released today, from a magazine in Spain, which of course will go all over the world…remember that long vacation Michelle took in Spain with her girlfriend? Don’t tell me she doesn’t have connections there. 
According to the magazine’s editor, the picture is meant to honor Michelle Obama who they call the “gran mujer” (great woman) who “conquered the heart” of the man who would be president and “seduced the American people.” The magazine shows the first lady’s face superimposed onto an 1800 portrait of a female slave…to show that bigotry is still alive and kicking and often stirred up by the Obama’s very presence in the White House.
So Nobody Wonders—DO the Obama’s REALLY see themselves as “victims” of a racial America who don’t like them because they’re …black? Or are they afraid of LOSING some of the black vote?
One thing is for certain: Mitt knows how to pick a winner. Nothing is more important to a Presidential candidate than his wife, and Ann hit a home run. It’s going to be hard for the “slave queen” to beat her.
Ann Romney did the best thing she could do tonight…she showed America that Mitt Romney knows how to pick a winner. Ann surprised us all. She could well turn out to be the tipping point.
Now…about that boob….
Nobody Bleeping…
Nobody’s Opinion
Well, I’m back. Nobody thought I’d get a break from the campaign hogs, but there I was, sitting in the hospital waiting room, once again, (did my service and then some in that department) while my husband was helpless in some room somewhere getting sonic rays thrown at him, and who would come on the TV but the Monkey God Master Moon Walker himself: Barrack Hussein Obama. The Obamination was demonizing the dangers of Medicare disappearing under Romney.
Good lord.
Obama delivering fire and brimstone is not something you want to witness while your stressed out drinking cups of orange juice left in a some care basket under a HD screen TV, and wondering if your husband will be brain damaged, or just die while someone is typing for the nineteenth time into some computer —WHY he is there again?— while I flip through my ninetieth nervous breakdown issue of Better Homes and Garden the last thing I want to look at while I’m worrying, is a recipe on how to make eggs sandwiches filled with Spinach and artichokes while listening to the sound of that ominous Obamanation.
YUK.
Still. Like a volcano about to erupt, I had to watch “The President” for it was Obama’s fault I was here in the hospital in the first place, more certain a fact than Romney killing some poor woman with Bain Capital.
The reason my husband had stopped taking his life-saving pills (depending on if you just ignore the “causes stroke, death, and brain damage” commercials) was due to the expense he said– or so he said as he lay in the ER, heart beating around 40, nurses panicking. That’s it. Tell the wife when you’re at your most vulnerable–That way she can’t say a thing.
But I can say a lot (now that he is out) about how Obama and Michelle have been running their whole campaign appearing on JAY LENO, THE VIEW, and any other “entertaining” venue in order to get the lowest denominator’s to vote.
The White House news press is furious. Obama has been ignoring REAL reporters, like a true rotten banana republic dictator. Even the liberal reporters at Newsweek had to tell him to take a hike.
Hit the Road Jack, but you can leave the dog. Give Mitt another chance.
This week we will witness the Republican Convention, where Sarah Palin is NOT speaking, and Donald Trump is going to do something with Las Vegas women, perhaps sans the naked Prince. A conservative nation will be watching with starveling anticipation and lots of whiskey and rum. 
All the time, outside a hurricane Isaac bears aim. The storm with the Jewish name, will soak more than a few dreams of GOP joyously lying in the sun, and who already did a service by keeping Joe Biden up North where he belongs. A storm no doubt funded by George Soros, who made his money in weapons of war, so why not weather warfare?
You think I’m crazy? Take an hour (if you can find it.) and watch this…and then…wonder why this storm came at this exact day, and hour of the Republican Convention, and how propitious it was to the other party.
The GOP doesn’t need a hurricane—not when you have two sore losers like John McCain and Jeb Bush mouthing off to Romney on how he needs to appeal more to women and Hispanics.
Ronald Reagan would say to them both: THERE YOU GO AGAIN!: Dividing us into parts instead of having us all stand as a whole nation.
Nobody more than this nobody, hopes Romney does not fall into that divisional crap. Don’t even mention the Hispanic, the women, the Muslims, the gays…”We are ALL Americans.”
United We Stand. Divided—We all will end up in a hospital listening to a machine go…beep…beep…beep…beep…
And yeah…I’m bleeping again.
NOBODY NOTES: Thanks to all my readers for the prayers and well wishes. You’re the best!
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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