Dear Lord: Please Don’t Let it Fall on ME!
NOBODY CARES
As if we didn’t have enough to worry about, someone COULD be hit by an old climate 6 1/2 ton satellite…and they don’t know when. It’s not round, so they cannot predict it’s path to the earth.
NASA space junk experts have refined the forecast for the anticipated death plunge of a giant satellite, with the U.S. space agency now predicting the 6 1/2-ton climate probe will plummet to Earth around Sept. 23, a day earlier than previously reported.
So, there you go. If you are in its way, the good news is: you will not even feel a thing. If it hits you, you will be dead.
And then there’s another falling satellite that is much more upsetting, because this satellite if it goes under, will hit just about everyone on the planet, and odds are you will stay alive, but very pissed off.
Moody’s Investors Service has downgraded the credit ratings of Bank of America, Wells Fargo. Latest from the Business Journal:Banks stocks fall on Moody’s downgrades Wells Fargo cuts 300 jobs. The government will not bail it out, they say.
That’s right. If the satellite misses you, Bank of America still might fall on your head.
I don’t know about you, but, my dog and I are taking no chances.
Exploding Turbans…What?
Nobody Knows
—Wow…what a FUBAR of Muslim fanatical news we have coming at us this week.
That liberal rock star and Harvard dressing Ahmadinejad is coming to the United Nations, but not after ‘President’ Obama made his big speech about how right he was to “liberate” Libya first. Now that Congress has given him the unconstitutional right to go bomb anywhere he wants, he figures he can gloat at the United Nations about what a wonderful thing he has done, using the office of the Presidency to bomb Gaddafi, and then put our troops on the ground—when he said he wouldn’t.
It’s awfully nice to be a dictator.
Obama also met today with that Dracula looking, Afghanistan poop King-in-a-cape, Karzai, at the White House. Poor Karzai has lost his opium Kingpin brother and an ex-President all within the month: Both killed by the Taliban, or should I say…by the turban.
The former president of Afghanistan – Burhanuddin Rabbani, a major figure who was leading peace talks aimed at ending the war – was killed in his home Tuesday by a suicide attacker wearing an exploding turban.(I bet THAT was messy.)
Karzai didn’t look too pleased with Obama…so…is Obama giving back Afghanistan to his Muslim brotherhood? After all, we are getting out:
“Recent visits to Kabul by senior officials reflect growing eagerness to reduce its involvement in the country for both military and political reasons. But the …Russians are unlikely to leave until the military situation stabilize. There is no sign of that. The guerrillas, increasingly armed with American and other Western weapons, limit Soviet forces to the major cities and roads, The countryside belongs to them.”
That was an actual report from January, 1987. Substitute Americans for the Russians and it becomes quite clear. Russia and America: 0. Afghanistan: 10, minus half their population. But what the heck; Ever since Alexander the Great and his army marched through the Khyber Pass I think they are used to this whole “invasion” thing.
Losers get to go home now with missing arms, legs and genitals because they’ve already packed up the Hummers. Oh…but Obama did give a Congressional Metal to a guy who kept trying to save his buddies In Afghanistan because the MAIN command would not help them. They were busy watching porn probably…They all died of course, but just in time for Obama to score points with the military, by giving the metal to the guy that did try.
He needs their votes, just like the Jews. Maybe that’s why the plan is to make the army completely gay. The liberals will have another vote blog locked up— What?
So now, Obama has his own, Mogadishu. But no fear, nobody will criticized him for it. (but me)
Funny, when Bush was President, everything that happened on the field was his fault. Not Obama. He is wearing a golden bulletproof turban when it comes to being the Commander- in-Chief. Obama had this to say to Karzai:
“We both believe that despite this incident that we will not be deterred from creating a path whereby Afghans can live in freedom, safety, security and prosperity.”
(Nobody Says..make everyone turn in their turbans and burkas.)
Turbans are becoming fashionable!
Muslim FUBAR does not stop there: The biggest news is the Palestinians (who we have given over 4 billion dollars) have petitioned the United Nations for Nation status.
The Saudi’s this week gave the Palestinians $200 million dollars to “calm down” their insistence of statehood at the United Nations. The Saudi’s also gave $20 million dollars to the rebel Contras forces in Nicaragua.(in 1987) Evidently somebody here asked them too.
A few million here…a few million there. Gee.
The Saudi’s were put in power by the British, and our Presidents bow and kiss them. What’s up with that? Nobody Knows just WHY every single President, will NOT drill in America for our own oil. We are their puppets.
What ancient treaty did the United States make with the Saudi Kings that WE don’t know about? OR…who is among us that holds every single one of our Presidents hostage?
Everyone knows that the “alternatives” energies will take decades to develop. But every single one of our Presidents go with the ‘green’ crap. Bush had ethanol. Clinton is out spouting “green” energy, Obama can’t shut up about it. Mitt will be worse.
Nobody Thinks it’s all about the Saudi’s. BUT…one thing is sure: When your enemy comes to kill you, and hugs you…better look under the Saudi/Muslim/Taliban/ Hamas/ hood.
Burhanuddin Rabbani died when he hugged his assassin, who triggered the bomb, officials said.
Somebody needs to make the movie—Exploding Turbans! — Coming to YOUR Neighborhood soon!
Is Omar Sharif still alive? Can we get Barbara Streisand to play his Taliban wife?
Can we make it in 3-D?
What? 
Put Wal-Mart In Charge of the Government? What Have We Got to Lose?
Nobody Reports
Here in the middle of the country, around the St. Louis vicinity, there is one store that is expanding with leaps and bounds, while giant Malls are closing. In fact, the old Wal-Marts are being torn down, while the new Wal-Marts are being built a few miles away, ten times bigger, with gigantic supermarkets. And THIS is happening…all over the world.
Do you see where this is going? The middle class malls are all but disappearing. The malls where you pay $200 for a simple shirt are still standing. If that isn’t proof that the middle class is doomed forever more I don’t know what is. And yet…Democrats and Republicans alike love Wal-Mart and the fact that it has expanded all over the world as proof that capitalism at its finest really works, never suggesting that politicians have been getting big bucks to help Wal-Mart put its competition out of business.
Monopoly should get rid of Park Place and put Wal-Mart in its proper place on the board. Because someday, when we buy all our groceries and all our products from Wal-Mart, it will be a Monopoly, and we might see it competing with the Rich Malls, at $$195.00 a shirt.
But—here’s an email I got with some facts..and the answer to all our problems: (Thanks to Tom Beebe) Love Wal-Mart or not…if they ran the government, it would be a step up from the abyss.
(Now…about that video…Pattie, were you trying to scare me? )
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1 Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day.
2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.
5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world’s largest private employer, and most speak English.
6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.
7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.
8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.
9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.
10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 2,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.
11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth’s population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)
12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.
13. Wal-Mart has gross sales that total more than the total revenue of all the countries in the world, except 6.
You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.
This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!
To the President and all 535 voting members of the Legislature, both parties.
It is now official – you are ALL corrupt morons:
a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.
b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.
c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.
d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to “the poor” and they only want more.
e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.
f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.
g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.
!!!You have FAILED !!! in every “government service” you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.
AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ?? YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN THE AUTO INDUSTRY…. THE BANKING SYSTEM?????
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD BUDDY BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND HIRE WAL-MART TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT ???
WAL-MART SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS… WHY DON’T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT IT’S WAY BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?
“You can’t fix stupid, but you can vote it out.”
Nobody’s Perfect: Barack Hussein Obama VS William Tecumseh Sherman
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, Obama has finally laid down his last grab card: He wants to raise taxes by 1.5 trillion— because frankly, Greece is going to default and the United States tax-payer is going to bail her out. Okay, he didn’t say that but Geithner thinks it and who is whose boss? You tell me.
Obama is desperate for more money, and why? The destruction of the United States MUST continue. Even Rush Limbaugh has determined that this destruction of America is being done on purpose. Nobody agrees more. And that’s why I’m comparing Obama to our old Union Civil War General, William Sherman.
General Sherman was a man who fundamentally changed America forever. He was the Union’s most vicious officer, and whatever you may think of slavery, Sherman was not out to free the slaves. It was the Southern people he was out to destroy. In a letter he wrote to his wife he said:
“At least 100,000 men in the South must die or be banished before we can think of peace. I know them like a book. They can’t help it any more than the Indians can their wild nature.”
Sherman had little resistance as he marched his path of destruction to the sea…he literally burned his way through the South, destroying cities, railroads, and all the crops. It was Sherman who completely destroyed half the country, leaving thousands homeless, thousands hungry, and hundreds of thousands dead. Yes, Sherman destroyed a whole civilization with an army. Obama is destroying America with his ruthless attacks on the very foundations that made it great.
‘President’ Obama’s new suggestions include tax increases on high-income families, oil and gas companies and U.S.-based corporations that earn profits overseas, federal employees, air travelers, military retirees, and that’s just the start. EVERYONE knows: tax the rich, and they pass the cost right back at cha.
Even people who don’t have an online accounting degrees should know that.
It’s all in how you define “rich.” Rich is pretty much anyone who is employed. After all, 45 percent of the people pay no taxes whatsoever, and that fine plan will continue under Obama. (See video below) But Buffet, Immelt, Kerry, Clinton…and the Obama’s will continue to pay very little in taxes. We all know that.
Electric will go up. Gas will go up. Food will go up. The dollar will be worthless. We now have the highest poverty rate in over 50 years. Obama is paving a death march of a depression that will put the final nail in not only the South, but burn it’s way throughout the North, West, and East. The final mass invasion from Mexico will be a piece of cake.
Sherman also wrote:
“I begin to regard the death and mangling couple of thousand men as a small affair, a kind of morning dash and I may be well that we become so hardened. The whole population of Iowa and Wisconsin should be transferred at once to West Kentucky, Tennessee and Mississippi. “
Obama believes in transferring stuff too…wealth to his friends at home, and to the third world countries:
By the time Barack Obama became president, it also became obvious that U.N. climate-change politics are not only a vehicle to serve his goal of “fundamentally transforming the United States,” but also his goal of spreading the wealth. Obama seeks to spread the wealth not only from taxpaying to non-taxpaying Americans, but also from America to Third World countries.-Phyllis Schlafly.
Obama could very well have said the same: “I begin to regard the death and hardships of a few hundred million people as a small affair, a kind of morning dash, and I may be well that I have become so hardened. The whole wealth of the country should be transferred at once to the Oval Office, where I can then distribute it where I deem it should go, and the rest of the world. “
Sherman destroyed the South, but Obama is on a path to destroy the whole country.
You tell me who will win in history.
Nobody Flashes the Way to Obama’s Heart
Nobody Flashes:
Some of you I know, may not have seen this yet. Leave it to Drudge to dig up the really funny stuff that you have to see to believe.
I have only one thing to say: I will bet you —that this guy voted for Obama. I think he needs more potato chips, don’t you?
Like to Fly? If Not, You WILL…
Nobody Gets MORE Email
Well, not all is gloomy, especially if you are going to be one of the fortunate in the NEW WORLD ORDER to take trips across the sea. Check out this new design in public transportation.
The question they don’t answer in this video is just how much the really cool sleeping births with the private TV’s up on the top deck will cost. (darn)
These are coming just in time for the millions of Americans who will be flying to Thailand and India to get that heart operation at great hospitals overseas who charge 10% less than here in the states. Our hospitals will become the worst in the world…but…for a few more bucks, Americans will be able to fly oversees for that operation, at a top-notch hospital with doctors that are trained here in the state. You will get nurses that actually answer your bell if you ring it. That alone is worth the trip. The hospital rooms are beautiful and they don’t even kick you out if you want to stay a few more days after giving birth! Wait…then the baby would not be an American citizen….not to worry. Global citizenship is right around the corner.
So, you’re still recovering from that hip replacement? Stay in the top floor bedroom bunks on your flight home. I’m sure the flight attendant will accept tips.
Granted, this will be only for people who have money, which means, I will have to seduce a pilot, which means, I’m not ever going to see one except in this video. But, that doesn’t mean YOU can’t enjoy it.
(Thanks again to Pattie.)
Nobody Gets Email: Obamacare–Shovel Ready
Nobody Gets Email
What is Mercantilism? “Mercantilism, which reached its height in the Europe of the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries was a system of statism which employed fallacy to build up a structure of imperial state power, as well as special subsidy and monopolistic privilege to individuals or groups favored by the state.” … Murray N. Rothbard
As we all know, Obamacare was passed so quickly and with such speed, nobody even read it or knew what was in it. It might as well have been an executive order. First off, it is unconstitutional, because nobody in Washington has the RIGHT to tell its people they HAVE to buy something or go to jail.
Here in Missouri, the citizens voted AGAINST Obamacare…and now we find out, they really don’t care what we think. —
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Breaking News! Governor Nixon is trying to set up an Obamacare Exchange, bypassing the legislature and your representation! Last spring the Missouri House of Representatives unanimously passed HR 609, a bill to set up the Missouri Health Insurance Exchange ‘required’ by Obamacare. It was stopped in the Missouri Senate. There is still strong opposition in the Senate, so Governor Nixon (D) is trying to use an existing bureaucracy as a vehicle for Obamacare Exchange by funneling federal Obamacare “Establishment Grant” funds through the Missouri Health Insurance Pool.
This action is tantamount to appropriating funds, a task constitutionally delegated to the House of Representatives.
Please call Governor Nixon and tell him not to skirt the appropriations process. Tell him not to use an executive order or other action to set up an Obamacare exchange.
Tell him to leave legislation to the legislature.
Jay Nixon 575 751 3222
The Liberty Team.
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Now, this is not on our local news, but everyone knows that this Nixon guy is going to do this no matter how many calls he receives. It’s not up to the citizens to call him, it’s up to the State Congress to impeach the man for breaking the law. After all, they all swore to uphold the Missouri Constitution, and representing the people. Calling Jay Nixon isn’t going to do a thing. You might as well call China and ask for a free trip to the Bahamas.
Sadly, we are all too used to this now.
(Thanks to Pattie )
Is James Carville Setting Up Hillary’s Run?
Nobody Remembers
That’s how bad Obama’s legacy is. You would settle for grandma’s cauliflower soup, rather than suffer another pie of Uncle Mo’s five-day old potato salad, made with his own green hot sauce.
“As I watch the Republican debates, I realize that we are on the brink of a crazy person running our nation. I sit in front of the television and shudder at the thought of one of these creationism-loving, global-warming-denying, immigration-bashing, Social-Security-cutting, clean-air-hating, mortality-fascinated, Wall-Street-protecting Republicans running my country. “
James is out yelling “panic!” and wants Obama to fire everybody.
“For God’s sake,” Carville wrote on Cnn’s Website: why are we still looking at the same political and economic advisers that got us into this mess? It’s not working.”
“The Republicans are much more shall we say, ideologically inspired, with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, House Speaker John Boehner and House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in constant furious competition to prove who’s more devoted to the Tea party’s extremist position that the federal government must never under any circumstances, increase federal revenue by so much as a penny, no matter how catastrophic the consequences.”
Rodent Discrimination
Nobody Wonders….
If I could get 13 of my backyard rats to do this. I really don’t want to remain a nobody all my life. Does Guinness accept rodent tricks?
I would name them after condiments too: Ketchup, pickles, mustard, salt, pepper, mayo, horseradish, ginger, hot sauce, red, honey mustard…and rat dog.
I looked, and the rat is pretty much ignored in the Guinness World Record Book.
I’m writing my Congressmen…who…as a rat, will be sure to help out in this gross injustice.
(Nobody didn’t WANT to make this stuff up, but I couldn’t help myself.)
Ann Coulter Proves that THE DOCTORS are not Scientists
Nobody Wins
Recently, a brand new program to ‘educate’ Americans is gaining popularity here. It’s called The Doctors and this year the original four doctors have added a few more women…just what they DIDN’T need.
From left to right you have: A pediatrician, Jim Sears, a Dr. of psychology, Wendy Walsh, E.R. physician, Travis Stork, a ‘wellness expert’ Julian Michaels, OB/GYN Lisa Masterson, and plastic surgeon, Dr. Drew Ordon. They are here to save you, because they are experts.
This week they are talking about “sex.” And the guys, like all smart men everywhere, kept completely quiet. The women took off on their biggest tantrum ..single motherhood. And they went against the conservative heroine of wit, Ann Coulter— who has never backed down from a good fight.
Of course, that’s why they had her on…to fight.
The women “doctors” which consist of a gynecologist, a “wellness expert” and a psychiatrist all came from the same school: single mothers can raise a child and be a father, no questions asked.
Ann’s position: No way can mothers be fathers, period.
Someone with an online Social Work Degree could attest to that.
Whoa…do not say that to women who have got degrees, are successful, and do not even want to wait around for some ‘father’. Jillian Michaels, was especially adamant that she had more money, more time, more love than many of the dysfunctional couples out there. She did NOT need a man. The new career women want that child, like they want those new shoes, and they can give it all they want they say. They have been brainwashed: women can have it all.
Idiots.
Now…the three men on the panel..said…nothing. Not a word. Not that the women would have let them talk. So, either they were told to shut up and let the feminist agenda of women raising babies on their own continue because they are making millions, and it’s the state’s agenda, OR…they secretly want to bed one or two of these beauties and don’t want to spoil their chances. Either way, THIS is why things won’t change. When good men say nothing. Where’s the TV program where men can say, “Hey, no woman is going to do what I can do?”
The real reason all these ladies threw such a hussy fit, (at least in Jullian’s case) is because they secretly WANT a man but can’t find one, and for good reason. So, they have to say, “well women can do it all” just to make themselves feel better.
Ann was right. Statics show that 90 percent of jails are filled with men from single moms. As she said, it’s like some smokers can say “I never got lung cancer!” but most lung cancer is caused by smoking.
The other women never acknowledged Ann’s superior logic. BUT…the bachelor man (Travis) ended the fight and thanked Ann in such a way, that it was clear to this nobody, AND to Ann, that he was on her side.
Too bad he didn’t say it.
Wuss.
And to make matters worse, at the end of the show, Travis told us all about the endorphins caused in our brains from great sex, while smiling big about how much HE likes sex, and it’s just too bad, that he didn’t turn to all those empty womb feminist doctors, whose hormones were screaming night and day for a pregnancy—That: It’s okay girls…you feel bad because your hormones are controlling your brain. Let me help you out….the doc is in.
Nobody Wins when the feminists rule, and The DOCTORS keep silent.
Makes you really wonder…whatever they are teaching the doctors now, it sure isn’t how to use their own common sense.
Rubber Legs
Nobody Cares—
That if you gave me the choice between watching Dancing with the Stars and watching these guy…no contest, this gets my vote.
Nobody is posting this because my dad used to dance JUST like this guy, they called him rubber legs. And the story told to me by my parents was that one night, my dad asked my mom to dance, on a boat here in St. Louis, called the Admiral. Which had a huge ballroom dance floor back in the 1940’s. Dad was in his sailor outfit, and mom was in her sexy little skirt, and the very first time they danced, they cleared the floor and every one on the boat formed a circle around them and clapped because they could do THIS. Back then it was called a Jitterbug Jive, mixed with a “Jersey Bounce.”
But my dad, would also jump high in the air and come down on the other side of my mom, with a BIG grin on his face..and there you go. They got married a year later and then their kids had to learn how to do this.
It may not look hard, but try to keep it up.
Rubber legs, I miss ya. And I would give a year of my life just to do this one…more…time with you.
So men, remember to dance with your daughters…they will love you forever for it.
Enjoy! (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody’s Fool: Jackie Kennedy
Nobody’s Fool
As fast as the story came out, was about as fast as it was forgotten, but it was big news: Caroline Kennedy decided it was time for the world to hear “the rest of the story” from her mother, Jackie Kennedy…the woman who survived.
Arthur Schlesinger had interviewed Jackie after Jack’s death, in 1964, and she said things that had they had been released at the time she said them: would have caused more of a stir. So, you have to ask the question: Why did they take such a long time to release them?
Mmmmmmm?
As LBJ would say, in politics, nothing is a coincidence. (Or was it LBJ quoting FDR? )
Jackie, it seems, did not suffer fools. Unless of course it was her husband Jack. She had this to say about some very famous people of her time:
She called Indira Gandhi “a real prune — bitter, kind of pushy,” and said she had told Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev at a dinner to stop boring her with statistics on Ukraine. (He laughed.)
But it was her extreme dislike of Martin Luther King that was the most…shall we say, to this Nobody “refreshing”. Evidently, the FBI was recording him, and she heard him say some pretty nasty things about Jack’s funeral.
After being told by her husband of some of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s alleged sexual peccadilloes after “that freedom march thing,” she called the civil rights leader “a phony.”
“I just can’t see a picture of Martin Luther King without thinking, you know, that man’s terrible.”
Gee…and Martin Luther King’s memorial just went up in the National Mall. Good timing Caroline, you’re mother would be proud.
Nobody Remembers one particular phone conversation of Jackie’s that I had heard on the radio…LBJ was on the other line. Her voice was almost a complete imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s. She sounded fake, breathy, and she was so sweet and obsequious to LBJ, I felt like I was listening to phone sex..
Jackie, like many people in history, think LBJ had her husband killed. So, it was not just Martin Luther King she was horrified of, it was also LBJ. No wonder she used all her charm.
“Jack said it to me sometimes. He said, ‘Oh, God, can you ever imagine what would happen to the country if Lyndon were president?”‘ she recalled. (And they were right.)
“If they’re killing Kennedys, then my children are targets…I want to get out of this country.”
And so she did. She married one of the richest men in the world (Aristotle Onassis) to protect her children, and moved.
You have to say one thing about Jackie—She was born a thoroughbred, and stuck to that stamp of elite all through her life, with grace. She made the elites of our time look like Snookie pigs in a mud slide.
Jackie was by all accounts a terrific mother. Many thought that her son would have been President one day…and the country certainly would have been better off without the Clintons in power…if they had not have killed him.
Oh…excuse me, his plane crashed…
Someday I hope to hear another story about how grandma Caroline thinks that her brother’s death was not an accident…
Anyway, Jackie survived, and thankfully did not live to see her son’s plane crash.
Nobody Thinks that the release of this very important information from the Democrats dynasty, right before an upcoming presidential election, shows that at least the last Kennedy standing, wanted to put the record straight.
They will hide this revelation: It’s not as important as “jobs” they will say. But in the world of politics, it’s nice to know that at least one person from history who was there, had enough courage to tell the American people the truth.
It’s about friggin, time.
Ronald Reagan Saw a UFO?
Nobody Knows
—that Ronald Reagan saw a UFO, and wanted to build Star Wars, not only to protect us from the Russians, but also from any visitors from other planets. Not to mention, who knew Dan was selling Vodka?
Now, we know!
Tea Party Debate For Sleepy Heads
Nobody Reports
What did we find out last night from the tea party Republican debates besides the fact that the liberal CNN put it on so that they could manipulate the front runners that THEY want to win? Put your two favorites moderates right in the middle.
We found out that’ they’ (which includes whomever runs the media and therefore our opinions) want the race to be between Romney and Perry, (because they HATE the tea party) and that all the liberal pundits were out today to smear Perry, so they want the very liberal Romney to win. That’s explains WHY Romney has been winning in every single poll and will continue to win in every single poll, no matter how the people feel.
AND, we found out that it is advised to do a lot of caffeine when watching a two hour debate of any kind.
Here’s a quick summary.
Rich Perry: The only candidate who keep looking RIGHT into the camera, and who said that mandating vaccines into young girls was his way of saving them. And he also believes in giving illegals a very good education so they don’t have to live off the dole, forgetting to mention that giving free college educations to illegal’s is GIVING THEM THE DOLE! By the end, I was expecting him to look into the camera and say: “Brylcreem–a little dap will do ya!
Mitt Romney: We saw a kinder, gentler man..and somehow I don’t remember a single thing he said, which is exactly why he will probably get the nomination. He looked like a cruise ship captain.
Rick Santorum: Two words will sum this guy up: Prom King
Newt Gingrich: Newt was Paul Revere tonight: “The Obama’s are coming! The Obama’s are coming! And can you believe I get paid to do this stuff?”
Ron Paul: The old man of the sea… got big boos when he says that if we just get out of all the wars and quit messing around, we would not get attacked. Which sounded good in 1776. But, history records that the British burnt down the White House, AFTER the revolution, with only Dolly Madison left to save George’s picture. He should have said, “Think…would Michelle save George Washington’s picture if the Muslims were burning down the White House? ” He should call me.
Herman McCain: “I will run this country like I did all my other fast food restaurants, with a sense of humor!”
Jon Huntsman: “I will bring my Harley to the White House and ride around Washington because I love my bikes!” What he didn’t say was how much the extra snipers on the rooftops were going to cost.
Michelle Bachmann: The, “HEY…I won the Iowa straw poll and they keep saying that Romney and Perry are the frontrunners when they’re NOT!” Actually, she was the best at being honest and truthful in a room full of major ego’s. Already she is being said to have been too “shrill.”
And so, once again, nobody admits, I fell asleep..sorry.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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