Cantagion: Idiot’s Guide to a Pandemic
Nobody Cares
Not since the bird flu pandemic (did you get it?) have we needed another movie to remind us all, that at any moment, the earth’s population could be cut in half with a virus. It could spread so fast, that within months, body bags would run out, and the best thing to do would be to stay in your house, and pray someone with a gun doesn’t break in and kill you for your food.
Or eat you for food.
My husband and I needed a reprieve from the fact that we didn’t have money to go on a vacation, and we thought, “Surely we can go to a flick.” since the Bahamas was out of the question.
Everyone else must have been in the Bahamas because we were the only ones there. And that’s in the WHOLE movie theater which has 18 huge cinemas and an IMAX.
(Nobody is making this up… not this time.)
I suggested we go see Contagion, because we both like Matt Daman. Nobody has a theory that movie stars come onto the scene in very popular conservatives movies, grab the loyalty of the diehard intelligent people they need to change, and then..turn into liberal idiots. Then we are all totally surprised that they have cauliflower for brains.
Matt Damon stared in the Borne Identity movies, which are all great. He then came out just recently and started talking about unions and how much we need them. (I’d better stop right now, because in my head I can think of dozens of entertainers who have always promoted the old conservative themes, and then came out flaming red, and insulting the very people who go to see their films.)
Dozens.
“Red is the color that my baby wore, and once more it’s true…yes it is.” Sorry, I had a Beatle moment.
So, back to the movie. Matt Damon plays the main character whose wife catches a deadly virus when she was in Hong Kong, and then infects a lot of people at a casino and the whole world becomes infected. People can’t get the vaccines except by lottery, in other words, it shows you what would happen if there really was an outbreak. Marshall Law is moved in right away. And get this: the real scientists of the world claim this movie is right on track.
As far as movies goes, this one was just okay. My husband was severely disappointed because he was expecting Zombies.(BIG Zombie lover) I wanted to see it because I suspected it was going to be another “lesson.”
Nobody Thinks I was right.
It was more like a…you know, this might happen, and the government and Homeland Security will take years to get out the vaccines, but in the end it will be done, because they are all good people. Elites will get it first. People, will die. But, that’s life folks.
Okay—Nobody prefers the government conspiracy movies, but there were no government conspiracies in this movie. At the end, all the suspicions that this virus was some kind of germ warfare was put to rest when the camera zooms in on a bat, and a pig…the real culprits. Honest…last scene. That’s your lesson.
The scene that upset me the most is when a government guy (Played by Lawrence) decided that maybe putting the vaccine in the water would be a good idea, because they did put fluoride in it for our benefit. I’ve read too much about the harmful side effects of fluoride to go there.
I know, you may say that at this point in my life that Nobody is getting too suspicious. Nobody reasons that the more you know, the more you see, and the less you can enjoy it. This happened to me long ago when I took Art Appreciation in college. I got an A, and then every time I looked at a painting afterwards, I would dissect it…I could tell you who did it, what period it was from, HOW they painted it..etc.. Then one day, I realized…I simply did not enjoy the beauty of art any longer. I couldn’t look at a simple sunset without going into all the details in my mind.
It was…annoying.
So, I forgot everything I knew about it,—on purpose. It took me years to forget it, I had to unlearn what I had learned. Nobody Thinks I’m becoming so good at spotting all the propaganda in everything now, that I find it hard to enjoy movies anymore. I know millions of others probably feel the same way.
But this time, I will be saved from myself by mother nature. Someday, I won’t remember where I put the car keys OR the car. I won’t remember ever seeing this movie, because the govenment after reading this, will make sure I get an extra dose of floride in my water.
Despite the movie, we had a great box of buttered popcorn, a theater all to ourselves, and then came home and ducked taped the windows. (just kidding)
Really, if you can just enjoy a movie without thinking…it’s really…okay.
Good thing money is tight right now: According to this movie, it very well could have been me that walked into a casino in the Bahamas and then I would have ended up being the one to kill the world with a virus from a banana, dropped by a monkey who had had sex with a pig, into my margarita.
I’m just saying….
Having Sex With Animals…A Civil Right?
Nobody Reports—
Laugh for the day.
Listen to this guy…he gets these people wbo are protesting, to say one of their rights as human beings is to be able to have sex with animals if they want. By the looks of HIM, I’d say he’d already tried it. I bet he has a barn full of sweetie pies for his own pleasure at his house.
Uh…have they consulted the animals on this? How about PETA? Does PETA think this is a good idea? Wouldn’t a man having sex with a dog or pig be considererd cruel and unusual torture? Will we be seeing animal strip clubs? Will the protitutes start serving a “two for one” me and my sheep?” for the low price of $200?
What animals are included in this? Elephants? Giraffes? Priaire Dogs? Is Hollywood suffering so badly that we will soon be seeing, “Debbie Does The Lion King?” porn in HD? All ready for that new IPhone, download now…The Wild Horses of Texas.
Next thing you know, they will want equal rights for all those who want to marry their “animal.”
And what if they want to have sex with say…a wild animal? Beaver for instance? Nobody Thinks these people are actually decendants of the first democrat who had sex with an ass, there is no other explanation for such moronic behavior.
But— you have to laugh, or you’ll cry at the fact that all these people repeated exactly what this idiot said word for word…even the “You can have sex with animails.”
Good god…I’m hiding my dog.
Did J.P. Morgan Sink the Titanic?
Nobody Knows 
Obama has started the class warfare fights, and the riots on Wall Street are out to get the rich. The rich are being held up as villains to be crushed. Thousands are marching in New York and Washington D.C. searching for rich men to picket, that is, after they finish having sex in the tent.
Well, what else is new? On the good side… most people now know they have been ripped off. On the bad side, most of those people protesting on Wall Street are not thinking, and they suffer from a bad education. They think the answer is free everything, that it was capitalism that ruined them, and Marxist/communism is the only way to go.
The real way to go is let the rich get rich. BUT..make sure there is a fair playing field.
No monopolies, and that includes the monopolies in our government. Both Republican and Democrat have let huge mergers go on for the last twenty years, until there will soon be, only one company: The state.
The rule of law is no more. The problem lies with both: Government AND their multinational sponsors, which include..other countries.
Our founders wanted a “government of laws and not of men.” (John Adams) and we haven’t been that for quite a long lonesome time. You can expect the powerful to grab as much money they can, when laws are broken, ignored, or not enforced.
Many think that the United States has gone from a soft socialism into a hard-care fascism and it’s going to be hard to reverse. It’s almost as if our government (Paulson) got together with the top rich guys, (and bankers) and then said, “We are crashing the dollar boys, if you help us, we will look the other way while you take a big percentage of this stimulus for yourself…a payoff. Take it now, because at some time, we will have to come after you. So…now is the time for you to grab your piece of the pie. ”
Just like in the Titanic. It was the rich who got to the boats first.
Everyone who writes or thinks, compares the sinking of the Titanic to the sinking of America. There were only a few lifeboats, and the poor were chained below. They were not even allowed up top.
And that’s exactly how most people in America feel right now. We are all being chained to the bottom deck. Very soon, only the rich will be able to afford to put their kids through college or even fly much.
Nothing new here: almost all cultures on the planet have their castes..but I found this yesterday.
Nobody Remembers that after the Titanic sank, Senator Alden Smith of Michigan, who was a fierce opponent of Titanic investor J.P. Morgan, convened a hearing. He saw the disaster as a direct result of corporate greed and elitist luxury…said this:
From George Magazine, Dec., 1997
“We’re running mad with the lust of wealth and of power and of ambition. We are separating society into castes. It takes a terrible warning to bring us back to our moorings and our senses.” He said this because labor leaders claimed that Morgan “had fattened is pickets from the conditions that made inevitable this feast of death.”
Jeffery Immelt would have done the same. Anything to save a buck.
The Titanic sank in 3 hours. 2,228 were on board, and 705 survived. Those who saw the movie got the point of how the poor were treated. Of those who went down with the ship:
- 130 first-class passengers
- 166 second-class passengers
- 536 third-class passengers
- 685 crew members
For the last two years, dozens of commentators and experts have been trying to warn all the people of America to get ready for the rough times ahead.
Frankly, Nobody Thinks that the rich have known about the sinking of America for a long time, and that’s why they are grabbing as much as they can, as fast as they can. The rest of us will go down with the ship.
But..there IS hope…
The way I look at it, if the men who fought with George Washington at Valley Forge could bear not even having shoes in the coldest of winters, real liberty lovers will rise up. Wether it’s the tea party, or the leftist loonies following the leftist loonies in the White House.
EVERYBODY is pissed off.
Nobody’s Perfect: Marriage, Divorce, Electrocution…
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have the subject of matrimony and love: couples getting married, couples getting divorced, couples getting electrocuted….
First we have Lord Paul McCartney, who just got married to a very lovely and very rich woman named Nancy Shevell. Nobody Thinks that was a smart move. The last woman he married couldn’t get enough of his money. Let’s hope this one works out for him.
You have to give the man a lot of credit…after the awful mess his last marriage caused him, to dive in at his age and try again, shows he believes in the institution. And for that, I give him a big round of applause.
Hopefully this time, they both signed pre-nups.
Paul looked years younger on his wedding day. I’m glad he is dying his hair. For a vegetarian, that must have been a hard decision, because you know, all those chemicals could melt into his brain and cause his liver to fail because he doesn’t eat meat. (Nobody made that up.)
And any woman who loves gardenias in my book, shows class. They are MY favorite flower.
They looked like the perfect couple, unlike this next couple.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Now……. I don’t mean to criticize anyone’s choice in men, (Wait…of course I do, it’s too much fun!) but when Demi divorced Bruce Willis and married Ashton Kutcher I thought she had some kind of problem—NOT because he was so much younger than her, but because he seemed like such a …what’s the words? College boy.
Demi also collects Barbie dolls and has a house just to show them all off. So you have to wonder…what did they have in common? Nobody Wonders if they will all go on their fabulous vacations after the divorce? Bruce, Ashton, Demi and her new future boyfriend.
Do we care?
No, we don’t, but Nobody Cares about the next couple from Pennsylvania: Joseph Russell and April Carter.
Why? Because THEY hold the common nobodies card of love for the future.
Police say a western Pennsylvania couple desperate for money to pay for their wedding netted just $18 for the stolen copper wire they cut from more than a dozen utility poles. North Sewickley police say 23-year-old Joseph Russell and 24-year-old April Cater cut down the wires on August 9, four days before their wedding. Russell says he was desperate for money because he’d just lost his job and lost a $1,000 deposit after his reception hall abruptly closed down.
That’s got to be love. I don’t care how much Paul and Nancy think they might love each other, I doubt if he would EVER climb a pole and steal copper wire just to marry her, and for good reason too. Another couple that were not so lucky climbed up a pole and paid for it.
A man died as he and a female partner tried to steal copper wire from an electrical vault in South Gate on Saturday afternoon, police said. The woman tried to pull him away from the vault when it caught fire and exploded, but the electricity traveled through her body and she received severe burns. Two small children were found in a truck 15 feet from the accident but were not injured.
There you go…desperate times call for desperate measures. Leave the kids in the car.
What did we learn from these three mistakes?
1. Don’t marry the first amputee that comes along after your wife dies.
2. Don’t marry the first young and sexy man who beds you right after your painful divorce.
3. If you don’t have enough money for a wedding, don’t climb up a pole and steal copper wiring…go on Oprah and beg for money.
What’s that you say? Oprah doesn’t have a show anymore? Well, just wait. She coming back because her cable show is losing money big time.
Anyway, maybe Lord Paul or Demi Moore will see you on the show, and send you the money you need.
At least you’ll be alive to enjoy it.
Social Engineering: The REAL, Evil Future of Shock
Nobody’s Opinion
It was poignant moment: I had finally found the old box of baseball cards that my son wanted to have, lying in a forgotten spot in my office. I drove them over to his house to surprise him. He took out each card with great hope in his eyes, fingering each one with great reverence.
“Here’s Nolan Ryan-— that should get something. Hey, some guy on T.V. had a card that he got $100,000 for!” he said.
As a parent, I wanted to say, “Don’t get your hopes up.” but, I didn’t.
Like many of us, he is looking for stuff to barter, to sell …whatever… to make a few extra bucks to pay the bills. It’s too sad. He has a job as a personal trainer…but nowadays, that’s a luxury. And so just like Alvin Toffler predicted so many decades ago, we are seeing the “trading ” bug happening all around. People are trading, not in cash, but in “stuff.”
Also Sadly, Alvin predicted long ago that in the future, once great societies would go back to bartering, and trading…sort of a Mad Max world in the suburbs. We now have lots of cable TV programs to teach us how to do it, and even get excited about it.
“Oh boy, I just sold this beat-up electric oil sign for $200! I made $50 dollars!”
Like the Democrats blaming the Republicans, Alvin blames the changes in society on technology. Don’t believe it. It’s not your computer that’s telling you how to think.
Toffler is not being talked about much anymore. Alvin (big union lover) was the great FUTURE SHOCK (his best-selling book) predictor, in which he predicted the changes now coming to us all.
This Nobody has trouble believing one man can predict the world decades ahead, unless of course, you’re George Orwell or H.G. Wells and hang out with the people who rule the world. (which they did) We are looking more like 1984 every day. Orwell was no psychic. He just belonged to the men’s club who wanted to put 1984 in place.
And that’s exactly what Alvin has always done. He has known every leader in the world—not only that, they have paid him dearly to advise them on how to socially engineer their people. He is a favorite of the Chinese. In fact, he lives there.
In 1996, with Tom Johnson, an American business consultant, they co-founded Toffler Associates, an advisory firm designed to implement many of the ideas the Toffler’s have written on. The firm worked with businesses, NGOs, and governments in the U.S., South Korea, Mexico, Brazil, Singapore, Australia and other countries..
And running for President is one of his biggest fans, Newt Gingrich.
When we see Alvin’s predictions coming true (move over Nostradamus) Nobody insists in my usual a primo way, that Alvin is no more a predictor than the eight ball on your desk. Alvin is a social engineer. Not only has he known what was being discussed and put into motion for decades, he has helped it along. From Wikipedia:
While social engineering can be carried out by any organization, whether large or small, public or private, the most comprehensive (and often the most effective) campaigns of social engineering are those initiated by powerful central government.
Examples: To replace the old social frameworks of Tsarist Russia with a new Soviet Culture , the Soviets used newspapers, books, film, mass relocation, and even architectural design tactics to serve as “social condenser” and change personal values and private relationships. Similar examples are the Chinese “Great Leap Forward” and “Cultural Revolution” program and the Khmer Rouge’s plan of de-urbanization of Cambodia. In Singapore the government’s housing policies attempt to promote a mix of all races within each subsidized housing district in order to foster social cohesion and national loyalty while providing citizens with affordable housing.
And there’s the problem I am having. Americans, YOU are being socially engineered with every single program you watch on TV, and all the movies you are renting. Most of the established magazines are telling you how to think, and even your churches are getting on board.
Who else is sick to death of this but me? Anyone? Goebbels would be proud.
MAGAZINES:
On my lap right now, I have a July 2011, issue of Newsweek. Nobody Remembers when news magazines just REPORTED the news. Now, they are social engineering propaganda machines.
On the cover of this issue, to hook those conservative Americans who NEED to be programmed…is a giant picture of General Petraeus. He has a look on his face like he wants to give you a BIG hug. He is like the gentle kind man who will never hurt you.
WTF? Is all I can say. When you realize he is now head of the CIA, you know why they want you to think of him as…just an old softie. We’ve seen what they did to Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann on the covers of Time.
All this stuff is on purpose. They are socially engineering you. Programming you. It’s not just politics as usual folks. It’s the stuff of hard-core mind manipulation.
Inside, Paul Begala writes that he misses the Republican liberal Bob Dole. We have an article called “Why Gay Marriage is good for America.” in which the gay author say the Declaration of Independence gave him the right to pursue happiness. (Right, and it also gave us the right to shit on police cars.)
We see an interview with the White House Cook for Obama who is from Ethiopia.
“Who Need Humans?” is a rant of the wonders of robotic librarians.
The middle contains a whole section–tearing Rupert Murdoch limb to limb.
My personal favorite was, “How to Raise a Global Kid” in which it reports that all the smart rich elite people are raising their kids in China so that they will be able to speak Chinese. The family was SO proud.
They can stay there and learn communism too for all I care.
MOVIES
For the past decade, here in America, all our movies have had some black man in the leading role. He is the chief of police, he is the general, the President (as in 24 the most popular conservative TV getting us ready) Blacks are 17 percent of the population according to the Census so they are overrepresented in everything.
In our movies, the women can beat up 165 guys at once, even kill them, all the while she is in high heels. They RUN in high heels and catch villains twice their size.
Just last week I watched the new movie, “The Swan” with Natalie Portman. I really don’t think I’m the only one who gets upset when masturbation and gay sex is shown onscreen, and this movie was filled with it. Natalie never falls in love in the movie, where she plays a ballerina. In the end she kills herself. And I couldn’t have felt less sorry for her. But that’s me. Millions who watched it, and watched her puck all over the screen, were feeling her pain, who knows how many future suicides she will inspire? 
(Oh, and she pukes ALOT. All the puking on screens is getting us ready for something. )
The movie by artistic standards was in the fine tradition of Hitchcock, but it still leaves the viewer feeling..empty. Even the Harry Potter series turned into dark and foreboding themes. Not something to fill our kids with optimism is there? Was she getting the little buggers ready?
Think about it: Harry Potter has no mum and dad…just his friends and his school. Dumbledore his role model, is gay.
And in Machete; you can riot your way to justice.
TV
In our sitcoms, our main characters are speaking Spanish phrases. Even Rush Limbaugh throws it in. Not that anyone dislikes the Spanish, but shouldn’t they learn English?
On Fox News tonight, Nobody was watching a Fox news reporter relentlessly attack Presidential candidate Rick Santorin for NOT believing that gays have as much right in the military as straights. Whatever you think of the issue, Chris Wallace argued with a passion against Rick, pushing his opinion..again and again, under the guise of the objective news reporter.
All the “news” reporters do it now.
I have gay friends. My cousin has two gay sons that we all adore, but even I am getting tired of the relentless programming being forced into us every single day, on the news, and in our movies and schools. Gays are such a small part of our society (less than 1 percent) the attention they are given is almost maniacal. 
(Gays adopt. They can’t reproduce. They don’t want more people on the planet. Simple.)
Multiculturalism
Like Singapore, our neighborhoods are flushed with so many different nationalities, the schools are spending millions trying to keep up with language teachers. And what is worse, they do NOT assimilate. They stick to their groups. It’s what has always happened, as Europe is finding out.
It’s mother nature boys..we like our own species so to speak, no matter what species you are.
Remember a while back when New York baseball player lamented that he couldn’t understand anyone in New York anymore? He was right, and he got creamed in the papers, and fined by MLB.
Social engineering: We don’t want you to get too fat, too rich, or too smart. Take your pill. Don’t be mean. Wall Street did it to you, not Obama. Men are worthless, die and make room for the youngsters. Give money to the poor. Forever. The rich world must give to the poor nations. And Islam is a peaceful and wonderful religion, which has given the world great things. We need the illegal’s. The revolutions you are seeing everywhere are democratic! Rejoice!
Scary stuff. It’s Halloween every day here. And our world is changing rapidly, but it’s not Steve Jobs Apple I- Phone that is destroying our freedoms.
It’s the social engineers like Alvin Toffler.
Alvin foresaw a future that would dislocate the social and psychological balance by Western society if this rate of change continued without a corresponding program of adaptation by Western society and its psyche. He surveyed the impressive array of industrial and technological change that has taken place in the last 300 years and spoke of it as a “fire storm of change,“ affecting institutions, values and even roots.(right, gays would have IPHONES!) He laments this “racing rate of change that makes reality seem sometimes like a kaleidoscope run wild“. It is not only the content of culture change from old to new that dazzles, but especially its scale, scope and pace. This accelerated pace of change whereby so many revolutionary changes occur within so short a time has brought about a culture of transience and flux, in which nothing is permanent except perhaps impermanence itself.
Alvin is saying the West has been free for so long, they are not going to like communism, and when they wake up and find themselves in it one day, they will go into shock. He’s right. He just tells you that he is a genius and he knew this would happen because he can see the future. It will happen…naturally, he says.
Bull. There is nothing ‘natural’ about it.
You know, Alvin isn’t the only one who can foresee the future. Nobody Thinks that if we do not start talking about the social engineering crap that is being forced upon us, we will all wake up one day, very shocked and soon to be dead rats floating in the evil scientific social engineering bowl of Alvin Toffler.
Think of that next time you have to sell your dad’s old baseball cards to pay the rent.
Who Benefits From Inflation? Watch.
Nobody Flashes:
Just a quick little video that we could all flash forward to our Congress.
Nobody Gets Email: My Fingers Will NOT Cramp…
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s a guy we all can relate too…
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— Carmen Miranda-McCleery
Staying on the “common” sense road of the good common men, here’s a man from America, who is not going to be invited to the White House anytime soon!
(Thanks to Pattie)
Nobody Gets Email: Daniel Hannan for President! Or…King..or…
Nobody Gets Email
Here we see Daniel Hannan of England, (remember that name) basically talking to all the leaders of the world, not just England. The only trouble I find with the man, is he makes this nobody feel a bit of despair that this man is not Prime Minister. He also makes all the Republican candidates running for President over here seem like they are still in school.
Something tells me he is probably not on the Queen’s list.
I could listen to Mr. Hammon for hours….but..he says so much in just a few minutes. And that’s why he is so great. Enjoy!
(Thanks to amforats)
Rich Dad, Poor Cardinal Squirrel
Nobody Knows—
That I went to a “Rich Dad, Poor Dad” seminar with my friend Pattie, and the rich guy who wrote the book, (Robert Kiyusaki) decided that showing up for just thirty people was waste of his time. So he sent another fellow to convince the whole crowd that…JUST TODAY, we could purchase an educational three-day program that cost $998 dollars for ONLY…$199! Before the end of the hour he said we could even bring a friend for free!
That was his first mistake. Also, about half way through he was getting very noticeably madder and LOUDER, because many of us were kind of …smirking.
He went on for a whole ninety minutes trying to tell us that we could take a “hard loan” off the internet (no credit needed) and go out, find some property cheap,fix it up…and sell it! That is how rich people get rich!
Well, I’m sure.
It’s also how Fannie and Freddie got their big name. He made it sound like people are just out there WAITING in line to buy your house. Or rent your house. What he failed to mention is sometimes, when they default they have a whole YEAR before you can kick them out…espescially if they are in the well protected class of color..ful.
The REAL rich guy, who now gets rich off of selling people three-day training programs, is doing a book tour with Donald Trump.
Oh, you were not really allowed to ask questions. So, if you have ever been to one of these things, let me say this: you have NEVER been to one as absurd as this one…and so to honor the really squirrely day we had, it seems all was not lost. 
St. Louis has adopted the “squirrel” to be the Cardinal Mascot for the National League Baseball Playoffs, because some squirrel ran across the field recently and everyone fell in love with him.
And that’s what that salesman needed to pitch his big educational program. Next time I suggest: he let a few live squirrels, run around the room. Poor guy. My friend and I couldn’t figure out, why, if this guy had made so much money off of this program, why was he so obviously upset when no one was buying?
I mean, what was he doing there? He had five restaurants to run.
I mean, how squirrely to you have to be to think that one minute the program is $1,000, and the next second..$200? And then…$100.00
We decided that if we wanted to learn about real estate we go to the local community college and take a $35 dollar course.
Not that we want to, because we don’t. And that’s why that guy hated us all. Right now, I need a squirrel hug….and a World Series Ticket.
And as my husband always says: “People in hell want ice water.”
Do Not Pass Go…Do Not Watch ESPN Football…
Nobody Wins—-
when a President of the United States starts attacking our fine home-grown musicians. It seems Obama could not let well enough alone…Gibson guitar was just the start.
Now, since Hank Williams Jr. made a funny comment comparing President Obama playing golf with Speaker Beohner to Hitler playing with Netenyahu, the liberals couldn’t take it. Hank lost his contract to ESPN.
The message? You do not criticize the President in the United States of America without repercussions. At least the one named Obama.
Hank went and walked out and took all his rowdy friends with him, and that included this nobody.
I suppose the next theme song will be— “Isn’t HE LOVELY..Isn’t he wonderful? Life is O000baaaaamaaaaaa…We just need four year mor’…” by Stevie Wonder.
Where’s “the bear” when you need him?
I’m hanging out at Hank’s house…with his daddy’s gun. ESPN can get Paul McCartney to sing “Live and Let Die” for all I care. I won’t be watching.
Obama Speaks to the Nation, Without Bo
Nobody Cares
Nobody watched Obama’s speech today. At least, half of it… anymore and I would have needed two cases of Red Bull. Here’s the problem.:If you are not a well read person, and you get all your news from TV…you would have thought that most of Obama’s BS, about how nothing is his fault but the other parties, actually had some truth to it. Obama doesn’t talk to us like adults, he talks down to everyone. And this Nobody wants to know who is writing this guy’s speeches. Anyway, here’s short summary.
What did Obama tell the nation in his speech today?
Obama— Now, children: I am going to protect you from those big evil banks. When there is an unfairness in any business, trust me, I will be there to save the American people from outlandish fees that the banks are putting on every single poor citizen in this country.
KID— But, my daddy says the reason he can’t buy me that new video game is because the government takes too much taxes out of his paycheck? Is the bank taking money out too?
Obama— Well no, but the bank did some things that were…not nice. LEGAL, but not very nice.
KID—My mommy said that they should have gone to jail.
Obama— Well, we can’t do anything about that, but if my new jobs bill is passed, your daddy and mommy will never have to drive over that scary bridge every morning. You like that don’t you?
KIDS—What’s wrong with the bridge?
Obama—Every single bridge in America is falling apart kids. Your daddy or mommy might fall off those bridges some day and have to go to the hospital.
KID— My daddy says that we don’t have the money to build new bridges.
Obama— Well, if we pass this new jobs bill, we will…we’ve already figured out a way to pay for it!
KIDs—Really?
Obama: Yes, your mommy and daddy will pay for it, by the fact that, with the new rules under the EPA, under my guidance, we will have to necessarily raise all the utility bills. The good news is, we won’t have to borrow from China!
KID: oh.
Obama: Any more questions?
KID: Uh…mommy says solar panels don’t work, is that true?
Obama: Well, that’s just nonsense…of course they do. In fact in my jobs plan we will give billions of dollars to new companies in order for us to compete with China who is already beyond us in this field. We don’t want that to happen, do we? Have China be better than us in new energy?
KID: But, isn’t China also beating us in the space race? I heard they were going to the moon? Are we going to the Moon?
Obama: We’ve already been there sweetheart.
KID: Daddy says you sent guns to the Mexicans.
Obama: No, I did not. But, I did kill Osama bin Laden.
KID: But, the guns might come over here and hurt us.
Obama: I don’t want you to be scared about that. We are going to deport all the illegal’s who are criminals from our country. And also, Hillary Clinton ..has signed a small arms treaty with the United Nations to protect all American from guns. We will be gathering all the dangerous guns up in the very near future…so that you won’t have to worry.
KIDs: Mr. President: Can I still eat a cupcake?
Obama: Sure you can…just don’t get fat! Uh any more questions?
KID: Are Republicans mean?
Obama: Well…in a way they are. They are keeping teachers and firemen from getting back their old jobs. And every time I try to do something they block me. And that means, they are blocking the voice of the American people because kids, we live in a democracy, and you know what that means?
KIDs: NO
Obama: it means that whoever won the election gets to rule. And I won.
Obama: Now, before I go…can anyone tell me what I am saying here? (points to picture of himself in book)
One KID jumps up and down with his hand held high…
Obama: YES?
KID: You’re saying CUPCAKES for everyone if we pass the jobs bill!
Obama: Well, yes I am.
(Obama turns to his aid and whispers: “Give that kid a gold star, and invite him to my next State of the Union. I want to use him in that infomercial…What happened to that damn dog? Didn’t I tell you to get Bo here for this thing? Well go take the plane and get him!
Steve Jobs: Bleeding in Six Colors for Us
Nobody Flashes
After hearing about Steve Jobs death tonight, I was watching this video and couldn’t help but think of Thomas Edison. Thomas invented the motion picture camera so that school children could learn from watching movies. He thought the books were too boring. Learning was the goal. Help kids to learn.
Steve had the same goals…to improve learning, and whatever else happens in between is a bonus.
Like every other genius that ever walked the planet, the seeds that Steve Jobs sowed in his lifetime will flourish just like Edison’s. Other geniuses will build on the technology that he developed. Someday, some one will be holding a fifth generation of IPOD”s, and thinking the same thing as I am right now about Steve Jobs.
If you can’t listen to this all, listen to the first few minutes, where he talks about his employees. They told him they didn’t leave the company because, “I bleed in six colors.”
Steve said that was code for the loyalty to Apple.
So…someone running for President should take an example from the man and say, “I bleed in three colors …red, white, and blue.” We should remember that America is and always has been a great country. Our ancestors have spilled their blood on every shore …for freedom. For America.
I loved that comment. Steve was proud of what he had achieved. He was loyal to Apple, which became the biggest company in the world before he die.
We should take a lesson from Steve…we need to go back to our history, back to being proud. Look at the inventions we have given the world! Look what Steve Jobs gave the world. Thomas lit up the world, and Steve stood on his shoulders.
Nobody can believe he was only 56, but fortunately, we can all pull him up on our computers (Macs or not) and learn from him anytime.
Steve…may your soul rest in peace…and bleed no more. It’s somebody else turn now. Right?
Right.
Bank of America: Paving the Way for the Patricians of Hope
Nobody’s Fool
I wrote the article, and then my friend Anthony Labaido in California (who is a great writer and photographer for WND) sent me the video. He had no idea what I was writing about. Synchronicity abounds! Evidently they are using police force to keep people from withdrawing cash, righ here in St. Louis. –Poor guy.
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Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner came out today and told the banks that the administration “will prevail” in the battle over banking reforms. Not the “reforms” to stop wall street traders from gambling, or stopping hedge fund managers from playing Russian Roulette with pension funds and failing home mortgages—oh no—this ‘reform’ was all about keeping the banks from charging those draconian fees each time a “card” is used.
Oh yeah….that’s what broke the world.
They force us into this cashless society, and then they punish us with fees, when we don’t use cash. George Harrison was right: Fat, feet, eyes, air—tax it all. You don’t swallow? Pay up.
You know, I’m getting so lost in this mess it’s a wonder anyone can figure it out.
Nobody Summarizes:
One day, before President Bush left office he came out and said:
Good people, the sky is falling, because(he-he) some people just got too greedy, therefore we are going to take money from you and your next four generations of dependents and SAVE all those big banks we know you count on…otherwise, the whole would will, well…explode. Be thankful we are doing this for you.
They then gave trillions of dollars (IOU’s because our government borrows every single dime from China) to…every bank you can think of, and a whole bunch of CEO’s BUT mostly, we were helping Goldman Sachs because Henry Paulson was the Treasury Secretary, but used to be the President of Goldman Sacks. He had to move back here from China (where he prefers to live) but he was called in to do this, by the President.
Then ‘President’ Obama takes another wad of trillions (that we will owe) and says:
Well, the first ‘stimulus’ wasn’t enough, and now the people of America need jobs, so we are going to pump this stuff out and it will be shovel ready!
Actually, he did this several times. And he wants more…and the America debt (which of course no politician or their children will EVER have to pay) went up to something like $76 trillion. This is impossible to pay back. Even if every single person on the planet gave every single penny the rest of their lives to pay off this debt, it would only make a small dent.
(Nobody’s calculations, which at this point is sounder than Bernanke’s. )
Now, nothing in politics is a coincidence, which is why we are hearing Michael Jackson talking about “the children” and Sesame Street has a new puppet character who is starving and will continue to starve until she goes to puppet heaven. Steve Jobs died tonight, which is probably another welcomed distraction from police lines at the banks.
Nobody asks—why is that guy withdrawing his money? I know a lot of people who are. Bank of America, he’s been told, is the enemy. Those dogs.
Last year, lawmakers approved a law that put a cap on how much a bank is allowed to charge on debit card transactions. Some claim that this cap led Bank of America to recently switch to a $5 monthly charge.Timmy and his buddies passed some regulations saying you couldn’t charge fees on transactions anymore, so the Bank of America said, okay, we’ll just put in other fees.
This is of course, what every business does in the world. It’s the standard of living adjustment that the rest of us don’t get.
Remember, Bank of America got lots of money in the bailout. The nation’s biggest bank by assets acquired Merrill Lynch & Co. on Jan. 1. (2009) Bank of America received $25 billion from the government’s $700 billion financial rescue fund, including $10 billion that would have gone to Merrill had it not been acquired. What it payed back, it got to take in deductions. Also, no federal taxes for 2 years.
And now Bank of America says—they are going broke, but that doesn’t stop our Congressmen from telling everyone in America to “PULL YOUR MONEY OUT of Bank of America NOW” And people are, like the fear mongering little brainless penguins that they listen to every day…are doing it.
Now, WHY would they do that?— Try to kill off the biggest Bank in America on the Senate floor?
Reuters:
The crisis has spread and the Europeans are warning the United States to devise a plan to nationalize Bank of America.
Oh…the Europeans want us to nationalize our banks…and why is THAT?
Because Germany is abandoning the Euro, and plans to re-introduce the Deutschmark mark and this will spell disaster for the beleaguered Euro. There are claims that the German government has already sent orders for the currency to the printers.
And what else?
This from Sharia Finance Watch Report:
“Germany wants to establish itself as a market for financial products that conform with Islamic law, the head of German financial regulator has said. “We are seeing great interest from investors in Islamic countries, who want to invest their money in Germany according to shariah principles,” BaFin president Jochen Sanio said at a conference on Islamic finance in Frankfurt recently.
So, there you go—world fascism at its finest. Destroy Bank of America, nationalize it, and let the American taxpayer save Europe. Another move towards a one world…currency of some kind. One that can even be used in the deserts of the most beloved Islam.
They need even more money to do this they say..so, the 50 richest at the top, want to get a hold of the rich 350 just below them:
Bernie Sanders (U.S. Congressman) said this:
“The top 1 percent earns more income than the bottom 50 percent. The wealthiest 400 people own more wealth than the bottom 150 million Americans,” he said. “And that gap is the greatest of any major country on earth.”
Have no fear Mr. Sanders, the rest of the world, will catch up soon, once the whole lot of banks has been globally nationalized. Then we will all be one big happy China.
And Henry Paulson can finally go home.
Starbucks: The New Fannie and Freddie On Cappachino
Nobody Knows
—that I watched the movie, the “Little Fockers” last night, and did not laugh once. But, I made up for it after I watched Mr. Christopher Christwell sing his song on YouTube about having to serve people at Starbucks.
I’m not even looking at it, and I’m still laughing.
Frankly, I think they paid this guy to do this, because Chris is not near as insulting to me, as the fact that Starbucks is asking it’s customers to ‘donate’ five dollars to put into a “loan” fund to give out to poor people who cannot get loans for houses anymore because Fannie and Freddie broke the world, and got caught.
When I first read it, I thought: Oh…how nice..the man that helped break Americans with overpriced coffee has decided to help out the people, the small business man, who cannot get a loan from any of the banks that got big bailout money. They were SUPPOSE to give it to the struggling American, but…they gave it to the big foreign banks.
Chris would say: they gave it to the rich fat lady wanting more whipped cream in her frapachino mocha.
This from Prison Plant–
The group running the scheme is funded by the very same big banks who received trillions in bailout funds that are still deliberately withholding loans from struggling Americans in order to make money
off the interest on deposits held with the Federal Reserve. What the corporate press is loath to report is the fact that the OFN, while posing as a philanthropic financial refuge for poor Americans, is little more than a Wall Street front organization. It is bankrolled by the likes of Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, HSBC, Deutsche Bank, JP Morgan Chase, Wells Fargo, and Morgan Stanley.
Starbucks also once offered free coffee to those who offered to pledge their allegiance to Obama’s creepy ‘national civilian security force’ proposal back in January 2009. And if my memory serves me well, it was Bill Clinton who lobbied (and won) high-playing wages for the coffee pickers in Columbia, who pick the coffee beans for Starbucks. Some of those guys, make more money than a Starbucks manager, and it’s also one of the reasons that Starbucks coffee is so high.
But I digress. I don’t drink coffee. The democrats are going to get the “people’s money any way they can.” Even if they have to pretend it’s for charity.
Fannie Starbucks.
Chris put into words, what every single “service” worker in the United States feels when they get home from work every single day. People can be downright rude.
And Nobody Knows it better: America is a “service” economy, and I’m glad they fired Christopher. Now he can go on to better things.
Like, maybe writing scripts for Ben Stiller.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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