Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Obama’s OTHER Speech at Fantasy Land

Nobody Wonders—

How the Mainstream media missed this speech?
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My fellow Cartoon Characters;
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My children never thought, that on this day in history, I would actually, not only go on Space Mountain with them, I would also sing Al Green’s “I’m so in Love with You” to the Fairy Godmother, cause let’s face it…she looks like my mother-in-law

Now..I know..I know what you’re thinking: President Obama…you can’t sing..well…

Yes I can.

Uh…I’ll do that later at the party. Today, I want you all to know, that I, as your President, I believe, that we CAN have Fantasy Land. All we have to do is be willing to sacrifice. Everybody needs to scarifice if we are going to make this Magic Kingdom magic again. I’ve got my top advisers..Dopey (Joe Biden), Doc (Leon Panetta) and Grumpy (Timothy Geithner) working on it. 

So..Donald, (Chris Dodd) no more swimming at Typhoon Lagoon. The EPA is complaining about it. And Goofy…(George Soros)  you’ve got to share your electrical car with Cruella Deville. (Nancy Pelosi) I know..I know, it’s not fair. But I’m going to need another four years to straighten this out…Heck..it might take longer….so help me out here.

Mr. Pooh (Barney Frank) ..I want you to stop eating honey.  Now…now, Michelle is going to teach you how to plant cauliflower…I know, I know, it’s going to hurt, but I’m not asking you to do anything more than I would ask of Mickey. (me)

And you know, Mickey is the key. Without Mickey Mouse, none of you people would even HAVE a job. Mickey takes after me. Big ears…and a true leader. Why, Even Minnie loves it when he sings.

Now. I know the Magic Kingdom needs some repair. That’s why, I’m going to put in a new stimulus to fix Space Mountain. After all, I got rid of NASA , so the kids are going to need to keep on dreaming of becoming astronauts, even though it’s a fantasy, hey…it’s a good one!

Remember, I’m inviting the world here to see you, which means, you’re all going to have to work a little harder.

Snow White is not going to get any more lunch breaks. She can’t be hanging out with Cinderella in the Castle. She can have apples, but I want her to keep on working. Remember, we must all sacrifice.

And if any of you see any fat kids, I want you to hide them. Guide them to cave of the Pirates of the Caribbean, and let them ride it all day…because we want those new foreigners to know that America is a fantasy land of lots of healthy people. After all, we want them all to spend their money on the soda’s and hot dogs in the park, and if they see all the fat American kids, they won’t eat here.

 My plan is for millions of Chinese to come HERE to buy those Mickey Mouse hats that they themselves, so proudly make in their own home towns.
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Now, I know, you’ve been worrying about your jobs. You’ve heard rumors. Rumors that this once Magic Kingdom is falling apart. And I know, you all need to eat. Eating food stamps is getting old. That’s why I have new plans to not only extend those food stamps, but codiments from now on, will be free. As will your health care. Buzz Lightyear will no longer have to keep that space helmet on. He’ll be able to afford a breathilizer.

And I know— some of the rides are a little scary. Our infrastucture is getting old. That’s okay. We can handle it. We are Cartoon Characters, and that’s why I’m here to help you all change.

 Change and be all that you can be…and that includes you Bambi. Simba will help you work on your self-esteem, and make you the better deer. After all, he was an African King, and you are just a doe in the woods. But pay attention…he knows a few things.
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I will try to save The Tower of Terror. It’s actually my favorite ride, so despite what you’ve heard, it’s not true— The Tower will be here as long as Michelle and I can come whenever we want to the park and ride it for free.

I promise you.

Okay, so I’m not as handsome as Prince Charming (everyone laughs) but, I promise, as your President, that if you all work hard and sacrifice your time and your efforts——

ME

Next year, I promise…I will come back. And I will make this Magic Kingdom the envy of the world, if you just give me Florida.

Okay, so we’ve all got work to do. I want to give a special thanks to Pluto, for taking such good care of Bo. Thank you Pluto! Next year, I’ll send Air Force Two to come and bring YOU to the White House..because you’ve done such a fine job.

So, let’s go Cartoon Characters! Let’s make this Magic Kingdom into the best tourist attraction in the world! Tourism USED to be our number one export, last year, garbage took that honor over. But…with your help, we can make it number one again by bringing in as many tourists as we can! And then we’ll have two number one exports: Garbage and Tourism. (And BS!)

We can do it! (Big smile)

THANK YOU!

 Uh…Arial…where’s my ice cream?

January 20, 2012 Posted by | humor, Obama, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Needs to Know

Nobody Wins

Here’s the question that I can’t find an answer to anywhere. We all know that companies pay to put product placement in our movies. Sometimes a company can pay up to a million dollars for a 4 second shot. God knows, we’ve seen just about every single movie star on the planet open up an Apple computer. Not to mention, all those big Hollywood stars who are health and fitness nuts can be found puffing away on cigarettes…and you have to wonder how much they got paid to do that. And if they even had a choice to refuse?

But.. the real question I have is: Does our government use taxpayers money to put politically correct propaganda in our movies? Or…do the producers of these movies demand the writers of the scripts represent the views they believe in? How many times have we seen movies promoting the favorite liberal cause of the day?

For example: The movie The Thaw with Val Kilmer is a Sci-fi film about a global warming professor who goes to report the ice caps melting, which was caused because the selfish “man” will not sacrifice his own life habits to save the planet….and because of THAT, a rare virus is let out, one that could destroy the world. There are so many, “Why don’t people SEE?” lines in the movie, the plot becomes almost secondary. If not for the excellent work done by the “bug” people, the movie would not be worth seeing. Val does not mention the fact that even if everyone in the United States went back to living in caves, China and India’s pollution would more than make up for our sacrifices.

Another example: The Dilemma…probably the worst movie Opie has ever made. It’s about two best buddies who come up with an electric car that SOUNDS and vibrates like an old-fashioned Ford Mustang. Now, I don’t know if Ron Howard got together with Obama and the boys from VOLT…to try and get America excited about electric cars, but the plot outside the many plugs for the electric cars is so stupid and lame, you can’t decide if the movie is supposed to be a comedy, or some kind of angst that Ron had happen in his own life and he just decided to combine the two.

The one best friend is very upset that his best friend’s wife having an affair. He confronts her and she tells him that he is going to a massage parlor every Thursday, and so she started the affair because he was not having sex with her…but with the massage therapist. Somehow, at the end of the movie, you get the feeling that she, his wife,  (played Winona rider) is a slut, but the husband is not…I guess because he pays for it.

Message: If men pay for sex, they are not committing adultry….it’s permitted, which shows you just how far that women’s movement went.

So, the best buddy, Vince Vaughn, gets them both exposed, and they get divorced, and by the end of the movie they get their contract for their great electric car  inventon…and you go: Okay. None of this was funny. Is this…dark humor? What am I missing here, besides the fact that they paid someone to come up with some kind of lame plot, but the real reason for the movie is to sell the concept of electic cars to the masses.

Which brings me back to my point: What came first? The chicken or the egg? Does Hollywood get PAID to put out all these crappy social engineering movies from our government? Or do they do it, because our government will make them all pay BIG taxes on their dividends?

Who is sleeping with who, and how deep is the money pit?

Nobody Wants to Know.

January 20, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, conspiracy, corruption, democrats, Entertainers, Movies, Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

Senator Obama: Working Hard for Kenya

Nobody Knows

Hey! At last we found out why Obama was never in the Senate when they were voting on stuff…he was in Kenya trying to help get a communist/Muslim elected!

Will any of the candidates bring up Obama’s enthusiasm for his home? Sure it’s his home. Why else would a Senator from the United States go and campaign for a Muslim in Kenya?

January 19, 2012 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Newt, China, Private Jets, Internet, Nation Building, and Lawrence of Arabia

Nobody’s Notes

Lots of different thoughts today:

NEWT GINGRICH: First up: Rick Perry got out of the Republican race, and very graciously too. But the real topic is going to be on Marianne Gingrich, Newt’s ex-wife, whom the left has given a huge platform to damage Gingrich from getting the nomination. As usual, their timing for sexual scandals is impeccable.

Nancy Pelosi, a few days ago tried to throw us all into Mitt’s ring by saying that Mitt would lose if he got the nomination so the Democrats wanted Mitt to win the nomination: She said that so the many conservatives that didn’t like Mitt, would go…”Oh yeah? Just for that Ms Tufu Buguta, I’m voting for him!” They want Mitt to win.

SO…It’s  been leaked that Newt requested an ‘open marriage’ according to Marianne. His first wife is out for revenge. Seems she didn’t like the limelight, so what’s a better way to stay away from it than to marry a politician?

Nobody Thinks any of us should judge the scorn of an ex-spouse. For instance, I just went out to lunch with an old friend who was outraged at the actions of his longtime girlfriend.

“My God, “I said. “What in the world did she do to you to get you so angry?”

“She wouldn’t go to Disneyland to celebrate my birthday with me. ”

Really? I know. To my friend, who goes to Disneyland at least three times a year, falling in love with a person who’d rather go to Las Vegas means she doesn’t love him enough. He went anyway, and showed me a darling picture of himself with Minnie.

You had to be there—I told him I simply HAD to have a copy.

Maybe Newt wanted a wife who would stand by his side in the photo- ops. Marianne didn’t want to do it.  So, none of us especially those of us who have thought of sending our ex’s to far off planets (that include this Nobody…I’d send my ex to the nearest black hole) should judge Newt on this:but we will!

I keep saying…find some sexual stuff on Obama. Nobody is listening to me.

CHINA: Why is Obama pushing solar energy when China owns 97% of the minerals on the planet that you need to MAKE solar panels? Don’t they get enough of our business? Not only that, they are going to mine the moon and then, where will we go? We won’t have the money to mine our own minerals, and even if some state here had the minerals (and they do) the Democrats would find some kind of rattlesnake feeding ground and claim the land to be preserved. The Democrats would rather make us all suffer with our houses set to 50 degrees in winter, and 80 degrees in summer.

China will now get Canada’s oil, thanks to Obama, which means we will have to now also buy our oil from China too. They are trying to put us back into the stone age…and speaking of the stone age…

PRIVATE JETS Did you know that if you are flying on a private jet, you are not “inspected” at all? The pilot gives the guy a few digits and you’re waved through…with a hand. They don’t even have to see if a passenger is on the No-fly list. 

Think of that next time some TSA agent is feeling up your groin.

So if you’re a rich Saudi, you can charter a 777 or 757 for private use, and there you go! Fly it right into the Capitol, and destroy our government.. and set up the secret government which WILL put us back into the stone age…which maybe is what they are hoping for: BIG Change. And speaking of change….

INTERNET: So many people participated in the internet blackout the draconian law is losing steam, so Obama has said that he is dropping the matter. They are reporting that the Hollywood moguls are hopping mad because they want to SUE China, and all those little nobody bloggers that keep posting Youtube video’s and pictures that they should be getting paid for.

Like that’s really going to happen.

No, what will happen is Obama will let it go for awhile and just pass the government control over to Homeland Security or the Commerce Department, right before the election, and the moguls will be back with their money. 

When Bill Clinton and Boeing wanted to sell our missile secrets to China, they took it out of Congress and the Defense Department, and went through the Commerce Department. Done deal. Good for Boeing, good for Clinton—not so good for the American people who can now be wiped off the planet by a nuclear missile from China. It’s the new godfather way. And speaking of Godfathers:

NATION BUILDING: I read an interesting take on nation building this morning. According to John C. Hulsman, we should take a lesson from Sir T.E Lawrence of Arabia. If you want to nation build, you get the WARLORDS to join you. Our American model of “reform or die” isn’t as affective as accepting the culture you want to conquer, and putting the big godfather warlords already in charge, under our direction.

“A hundred years ago, just 3,000 British officers controlled the whole of the Indian subcontinent, but most of them commanded local tribes in their own language. “

“The Israeli army can relegate skilled Arabic translators among it s reservist to routine guar duty because Arabic is compulsory for Israeli secondary school students. American lack the cultural depth to manage the welter of ethnicities and sects of the Middle East.” –Sparnleger “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Chaos.”

In other word, we would be better to learn to speak Arabic, give all these warlords one of these:

Gold Lamboghini

And tell them if they do what we want, we’ll get one to every Warlord’s son. We’d save billions.  

January 19, 2012 Posted by | democrats, economy, Elections, humor, Newt Gingrich, Obama, planes, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Go GET em’ Rush!

Nobody Flashes

Yes, I participated with the “black-out” yesterday, and so it seems did many others.  And this morning I was thinking that IF it was passed, I wouldn’t be able to post this wonderful rant by Rush Limbaugh, so that everyone could hear it.

That would be considered copyright infringement. I can’t imagine losing freedom on the internet. Something is very fishy about the whole thing…but what else is new?

Rush, is at his very best here. When it comes to rallying the troops, NOBODY does it better than Rush.  It’s the reason that Republican Presidents invite him to the White House, and bake him cakes for his birthday.

So Enjoy!…while we still can.

January 19, 2012 Posted by | political races | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Obama…the New King of Mickey Mouse

Nobody Cares

Obama is going to be on TV Thursday, standing in front of the Castle at Disneyworld, in order to give a speech to help poor old Disney World out, because Disney World used to be the prime vacation spot for all Americans. Once a year, the American family would load up and drive to California, or Orlando, and go to Disneyland to spent a week having fun with the kids.

Well gee--- since Obama has been in office, nobody can afford the gas anymore. Not only that...but since Obama is having everyone searched at the airports, people don't even want to fly.

The vacation money is going for food. There is no middle class to fill the great Epcot restaurants. Vacations now are to your local city zoo for many people, and even that's getting too expensive.

Disney is hurting. And since Disney is mostly 'service' jobs, our President is saying he is going to help.  He is going to give a speech right on the steps of that great Disney Castle for the good of America: Gather round all you lower wage teenagers and Hispanics! I'm going to help you! Come! Come to America and join in our Disney American Dream!

Has this ever been done before?  When was the last time a President of the United States shut down a Disney park just to make a campaign speech?

On the set of Pollyanna?

Is Disney putting money into Obama’s campaign coffers for this?

Here’s the report:

Tourism officials hope and expect his announcement to have something to do with tourism Visas — specifically tourists from Brazil, China and India.Right now, tourists from those countries have to go through an elaborate Visa process to get in the United States.

Ahh…….maybe they just don’t want to be ‘searched’ at the airports. Why they just walk over our southern border like everybody else?

And how many of those just visiting, will not go home? Maybe they’ll just stay and get a job driving the buses to the parks, serving taco’s to Snow White, or loading people onto the rides at “It’s a Small, Small World.”

If Obama can just get MORE people into the country from Brazil, China and India, they will come and spend money, at Disney world, and that would create thousands of very low paying jobs for the unemployed illegal’s that are already here. Our economy is so bad, the illegal’s are not even coming anymore.

To the elites: this is a disaster.

That’s the official line. The real business is Obama, Michelle and the kids want to sneak in another vacation.

Obama could have given this speech from the Oval office, but then again, I’m sure he wanted a day with Michelle and the kids in the Magic Kingdom, so, it’s nice to be King, and be able to shut down the Magic Kingdom to enjoy just for the day. I wouldn’t doubt if they get Typhoon Lagoon all to themselves too. All the poor sops that had tickets for that day..will just have to go someplace else.

Tell me…the way the Obama’s are seeing the world at our expense, you have to wonder by their actions if they really don’t believe they will be back, and are trying to cram in as much sightseeing on our dime as they possibly can.

You can bet Michelle and Obama will be in Rio for the summer Olympics. Tell me, what haven’t they seen? Africa…China…India,..Hawaii,…Rome, Paris, London…We USED to have ambassadors to do our work. Since when does the President have to go everywhere himself?

What famous monuments will the taxpayers of nations have to shut down next for our American Royals? The Louvre? The Vatican? Havana? Statue of liberty? The Leaning Tower of Pisa? Mecca?

Do you have any IDEA how much it’s going to cost to shut down Disney’s Magic Kingdom for one day? How much security it’s going to take just for him to get INTO the park? How many secret service men are going to have to look through every single trashcan? Not to mention, how many of his friends are we paying for?

Whatever. He’s the king. The rest of us can only dream of going on vacation.

Someday, in the Hall of Presidents there will be Obama..standing next to Lincoln, and Lincoln..will be retired to just sitting down, while Obama’s robot will talk for ten minutes and  be the end and highlight of the show. It will be a speech where the great Obama will talk about “giving service ” and how we all need to sacrifice for the future of  mankind.

You can bet your next trip to Disney on it.  Obama is “sacrificing” his great talents to shut down Disney just to help the poor of Brazil and China be able to come to Disneyland..just like him.

Nobody has ever seen, such an arrogant man.

I hope Donald gives him a good quack.

January 17, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, Angry Citizens, economy, imigration, Obama | , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Captain Schettino VS ‘MOM’

Nobody’s Perfect:

We have two individuals that abandoned their duties this week: Captain Francesco Schettino of the Love Italian Boat: Carnival Titanic, and a lady whose name is only, “mom'” who abandoned her kids to go hide in a couple of bushes while she went inside McDonalds to sit in a warm room and eat.

Let’s take the Captain first, as he is being held for murder. 

According to the Coast Guard, the whole population of Italy, and certainly James Cameron, Francesco Schettino is a cad, a coward, and pretty much has a deep psychological problem with trying to impress the locals by not looking at his very expensive radar equipment, thereby crashing into a reef, and tearing a deep hole in his 10 story high luxury multimillion dollar cruise boat. One can only imagine what kind of damage the Captain would have done with a good iceberg.

And to do it during dinner, is an extra crime.

The Captain got off the boat pretty quick, claiming he was THROWN into the lifeboat… and even though the Coast Guard ORDERED him to get back on that ship he said, “No way! I’m not going to die!”

Okay, he said: ‘You climb on that ladder and go on board the ship’, but Schettino replies: ‘I’m in a lifeboat… I am not going anywhere’.

Spoken like a true Love Boat Captain. Due to his severe lack of concern, some of the missing 29 people are probably never going to be found. The dead are still…dead.

Then, on the other hand, we a have a homeless mom who decided to leave her kids outside hiding in a bush, in 40 degree weather, while she had a nice hamburger inside McDonalds.

Usually when a mother leaves her kids abandoned it means she hoping somebody picks them up, because she really didn’t want to take care of them anymore. (But let’s be real: there aren’t many Catholic Churches anymore to leave them to. If your homeless…odds are, there is a McDonalds right around the corner from you.)

Instead she caught a break: another man who had once been homeless called the police, and now she is getting three square meals a day, along with free TV., a college education, and many more wonderful things provided by our lovely prison system. And she doesn’t have to take care of pesky kids anymore.

Who knows what will happen to the kids? Her excuse was: she was drunk.

The Captain’s excuse? He doesn’t have one, but insists he saved thousands of lives by actually steering that close, so that most of them could get ashore themselves, therefore he didn’t even HAVE to get out of that lifeboat, he’d taken care of the situation. This was after he robbed the safe of course to save all the precious jewels of the clients.

If he ever gets out of prison, Francisco has real possibilities as a politician.

Who won this contest of being so imperfect that you can’t think straight? MOM. The prisons in America are much nicer than the ones in Italy. The Captain’s new vessel, has no life boats to speak of.

Let’s hope he’s not in love, but maybe the two could hook up….they share a common denominator, called: stupidity.   

January 17, 2012 Posted by | humor, Life, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Newt Channels Scarlett O’Hara

Nobody Reports

It’s late, so here’s a few Nobody’s Opinions on the South Carolina Republican debate

Newt won: One of his best lines of the night, was when he was asked about what he would do with the enemy, he said I’d do what General Jackson would do: Kill em.

There is no doubt, he would be the best to debate Obama. He goes beyond debate: he entertains. AND he got a standing ovation. When the black Fox commentator, Juan Williams asked the leading question about how condescending it was for Newt to suggest people should get jobs as janitors, and didn’t he see how the poor and minorities would be offended by that remark, –Newt said. “NO.”

The people went nuts. So many whites are getting so tired of working their butts off, while seeing the other half getting food stamps, who are mostly blacks— drive around with new cars, their kids getting free college educations while they have to pay for theirchildren, in fact their children can’t afford college…these people are tired. You were seeing the reactions to years of affirmitive action. One group paying for another group to live. 

The old excuse of the liberals: whites are raciest…the whites are getting tired of it. Hell, I’m tired of it. In my neighborhood, it’s 60 percent black, and there are just as many black raciest as ‘whites’. In fact, they are more due to the percentages.

We are more divided now than we ever were thanks to Obama. And when liberals say that whites are racists, BS. Many, many whites voted for him. Hey..look. You have a “black” (really mullato, but let’s forget facts) man in the White House. “Racist” white America voted him in.

Here, I’ve watched the blacks collect food stamps, and milk the system dry. They CAN because it’s mostly blacks that work in the government that hand out the money, and all these young black men on the street, would do good to start out at sixteen doing some kind of work, besides going around in gangs and robbing quick marts.  

Anyway, that was the highlight, and might just get Newt South Carolina.

Mitt: Once again, in the middle. Lucky guy. it was his worse showing, because mostly he looks like a liar, and he has that queasiness of every crooked politician we’ve ever seen. At least Newt knows enough to ‘connect’ with the people.  Mitt can’t do it. It’s just not in him.

When he defended the Defense Bill, and tried to tie it to arresting Al Qaeda, to the reason he would keep the rule that citizens could be arrested without trial…he doomed himself. The Constitution means nothing to him.

Rick Santorum: Rick did really good putting Mitt in a few knots. You have to give him credit, he is what he is.
Perry: He did a lot better tonight, and it’s unfortunate that he screwed up in the beginning. His points about the flat tax were good. I think by now, a flat tax would be welcomed just because our tax system is such a joke. He also got Mitt to refuse to expose his tax return.

 

Ron Paul: Did not look good. He looked tiny in his suit, and sometimes he looked even confused. Like Nixon, he doesn’t photograph well. But, he made good points. Most people object to his foreign policy, because it’s just so different than what we’ve been programmed to accept.  We’ve been so proud of our military for so long. He isn’t clear enough on his thoughts on the future. He explained it well enough, but he needs to be more succinct. They come to him so seldom that when they do, it messes up his timing. Last night won’t affect his base though.

All in all it was a best debate so far because they left the “bell” out, and Jon Huntsman was gone. That guy was getting creepy.

Now, we have tornadoes here and I need to go below.

And as Scarlett O’Hara said to Newt tonight: ” Tomorrow is another day!”

January 17, 2012 Posted by | Newt Gingrich, political races | , | 4 Comments

Ron Paul and Glenn Beck

Nobody Reports

Have you noticed? Everyone is talking about Romney and Gingrich. Nobody is even speaking about Ron Paul. Clearly, he is the closet to the Independents in this country, those that are tired of the corruption in both parties, and they want him to disappear.

In this video, dated June, 2011, Ron says one thing that we have seen time and again. You can vote in a whole new set of reputable conservatives and take over the Congress, but unless the party leaders are not corrupt, you won’t get the changes that you need.

David Icke has been talking about his for years: That those at the top know the real agendas, and as you go down the power pyramid, the different people beneath them have no clue as to what is happening. It’s one of the reasons the whole country cannot believe in the decisions that are being made by our Presidents and the top Democratic and Republican party leaders. During Obama’s first year..Nancy, Reid, and Obama did all the changes. They unconstitutionally FORCED that health care bill through Congress.

Now Obama is just going around congress, appointing more Czars.  I’ve said it before…those few at the top (and they are in both parties) are following some global plan that is on a need to know basis. The office of the Presidency now has almost unlimited powers. And the next President is not likley to get very upset about that. Unless it was Ron Paul.

Here’s another example:  I once read a book written by a representative of Newt’s 1994 Contract with the People Congress.  Newt was House Speaker, and all the new conservatives that had been voted in to change the country (first time in 40 years if I remember correctly) and joined Newt on The Contract, were appalled at one meeting. They were ready to fulfill the whole contract, and they were gathered together to finish the changes needed.  Newt gathered them all together in a room, and told them they would kill their own careers if they continued to go on with his contract. He told them it all had to stop. His own contract.

They were…powerless. Many of them gave up and went back to their lives outside of Washington.

How many times has House Speakcer John Boehner given into Obama? Remember…the HOUSE and its members were against raising the debt limit. But John…gave in. It’s as if the new republicans in the house had no voice at all.

What really happens is they have to do what the speaker tells them, or else risk not getting money to get re-elected.

In this respect, Ron Paul was right. Our top leaders are in bed with the FED, and most of Congress, espeically the new ones, are kept out of the loop.

What good is the Constitution, if our top leaders ignore it?

And if you think an amendment would be passed holding all members of Congress to term limits and abiding by the same laws as “we the people”— then you also think Dolly Parton would love to  get a boob reduction.

I’m just saying.

January 16, 2012 Posted by | Congress, Constitution, corruption, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Let’s Face the Music

Nobody Flashes Fred Astaire

Nobody was watching this movie today, and this dance with Fred and Ginger left me breathless. Fred was a genius when it came to innovating. That kind of grace you will NEVER see on Dancing With the Stars.

If you do, call me. Fred and Ginger had what you call: grace. And they danced with “feeling” and that’s what made them artists. You just don’t see that anymore anywhere.

The first video is the modern version done by Robert Palmer…and the bass is killer. He did a great job updating it, and adding the dance scences…but…

Here’s the original: It literally broke my heart: the beauty of this timeless piece of art: the way he is going to kill himself, and she is going to kill herself, and then…well, you have to be a hopeless romantic to miss the days of long ago when women dressed and men dressed and they…held each other close and danced. It fit perfect with much that is going on. Life is tough: Let’s face the music and dance.

Tonight I was in the arms of Fred Astaire….you can be in the arms of Ginger. It only takes a little imagination: Enjoy.

January 16, 2012 Posted by | Just life, music, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

Education: There’s a Better Way….Find it.

Nobody’s Opinion

Not many candidates are talking about our very poor educational system. They all give lip service to it, but the fact is, it’s an overgrown behemoth bureaucracy  of cancerous stagnation, that decade by decade, does nothing but leave too many forever in “service” jobs.

If you watched this video you cannot but conclude that: maybe that’s the plan.  

As the film suggest: the problems of our education or lack of thereof, has not been a big concern of our government. It’s NEVER been on the top of any party’s agenda: the subject is dropped once the President gets in office. The reason: unions and the money they supply.

George W. Bush’s “No Child Left Behind” was noble in thought, it’s just that the schools had already left everyone behind so badly, nobody could catch up. 

Higher education may be no better off. Both the so-called best online colleges and the so-called best traditional colleges are still not serving students well. Thirty percent of college and university students drop out after their first year. Half of all students never graduate.

Still, despite the odds, there are some who do not let our poor educational system get in their way.

There was a small piece tonight on Sixty Minutes about an autistic boy savant named Jake, who was going to graduate from college at age 14. He excels in higher mathematics.  He had an unbelievable memory, which helped, but it was his passion and his love of numbers that is driving him to be probably the next Einstein.

Not all of us are born with “supercharged” memories in our brains. As Thomas Edison once said, “We have to learn how to think.”

Sadly, we are in serious short supply in that area: thinking.
One of my favorite books in my library is The Diary and Observations of Thomas Edison, and in that book is a whole chapter on Education: Here are a few quotes from Edison from that chapter:

“I am frequently asked about our system of education. I say that we have none. Our system is a relic of past ages. It consists of parrot-like repetitions. It is a dull study of twenty-six hieroglyphs.”

“Groups of hieroglyphs. That is what the young of this present day study. Here is an object. I place it in the hands of a child. I tell him to look at it. If we begin before we have hardened and dried his mind he studies the object with kindling enthusiasm. The mind of the child is naturally active. Why should we make him take his impressions of things through the ear when he may be able to see?”

 (Later he claims that’s why he invented motion pictures…to teach.)

“The folds of the brain grow deeper through observation; they grow fallow from disuse. If we educate too abruptly–if we cram the mind with facts memorized for themselves alone, what comes? Pure atrophy.”

“The trouble with our educating as generally followed is that it does not give elasticity to the mind. It casts the brain into a mould. It insists that the child must accept. It does not encourage original thought or reasoning, and lays more stress on memory than observation.”

He goes on to say what happens to our kids from not being challenged but rather…bored to death:

Bad teaching promotes: “A flagging interest, which leads quickly to the habit of listening without hearing, of looking without regard to the existence or non-existence of interest. At present, most young leave their schools only partially educated, and rapidly forget a large part of that which they have been taught. They fail to learn because the methods of teaching are wrong. They forget because the methods of instruction have made them actually dislike knowledge. “

Now, remember, this was back in Edison’s day.

He goes on:

“Universities fail: Careful thought convinces me that this is because the men who run them never have been out in the great world of struggle. Professors usually are men untried in any sort of competition comparable with that which their students eventually must face. Speaking generally, such men cannot impart the right ideas to the boys, for they themselves are ignorant.”

Nobody Thinks this is one of the very reason we have failed in America: Too many of our teachers know nothing about the everyday world, or even how to use the subject they are teaching in the real world.

Not many algebra teachers can tell you HOW to use algebra, or why—or even who uses it and when. I know, I’ve asked almost every algebra teacher I ever knew, and they had no clue.

Too many of our leaders come from some of these many ignorant teachers, most of them from Harvard, who Henry Adams trashed with delightful abandon in “The Education of Henry Adams.” (You can imagine how I loved that.)

For instance: Daddy Bush, a Harvard alumni, while President, had never been in a grocery store. He was shocked, when he visited one, at the price of bread, and how the items were scanned by the cashier.

 It’s hard to believe, how removed from ordinary life some of these people are.

Can you imagine what Edison would think of the schools system we have now? Where kids are not only not being taught how to think, they are being stuffed with meaningless crap like: recycling, diversity, global warming, sex, gender issues, and the trashing of our own history?

All you have to do is watch Jay Leno’s boardwalk to see all the college graduates who don’t even know how many moons the earth has.

“The main objection that I have against a college graduate is that he objects to work, especially if it is dirty. He does not want a job with much work to it, and when he does get a position, he expects to be appointed foreman at the end of the sixth week. Most of the men working for me have never gone to college. Those college graduate that I have usually show a lack of imagination. They scarcely have any suggestions to make in their daily routine which might lead to improvement in their various departments. “

And so, we are ruled by those Harvard constitutional lawyers who “scarcely have any suggestions to make their daily routine which might lead to improvement in their various departments.”

Nobody Thinks…that’s also the point: the daily routine of our leaders can’t get much better, and that’s why “we the people” need to think: Do I leave my child’s education to the public school system?

Or is there a better way?

“There is always a way to do it better..find it.”…Tom Edison.

January 15, 2012 Posted by | education, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 2 Comments

You Might Want to See This…

Nobody’s Email

This morning, all the FOX money shows were aghast at this movie being circulated about Mitt Romney, because it was a basic attack on capitalism they all claimed. Even the Obama supporters were upset because of course, they want Romney to run.

Hucklebee was upset that we would “attack” our own. I beg to differ. Mitt is part of the investment/government that is running this whole mess. In other words: A RHINO. It’s why John McCain backs him. They are part of the -onepartyfitsall–that is destroying us. It’s a world now of ‘investors’ vs the people who HAVE no money to invest. Gee. Fun.

When you watch the movie, you find out that Mitt Romney has made a nice living off our “depression” caused of course, by our own government. Whether you think what he has done is okay..or crony-capitalism, really won’t matter if he is picked to run against Obama. This video makes Obama look like a kind, gentle, and moral leader, which we all know he is not. And it is almost assured that no such damning video will come out with such visual force against Obama. It will be lame compared to the suffering of poor people in this video.

Romney claims tearing down old buildings and selling them off, is creative destruction and part of our system. Is it? Well…in THIS economy it’s a feast to anyone with the money to do it. Suck the system dry, and hope it starts up again, right? Will it?

Sarah Palin said what the other candidates, particularly Texas Gov. Rick Perry, were concerned about was Romney’s claim that Bain Capital created 100,000 jobs. Palin said Romney should provide not only proof that Bain created 100,000 jobs, but that those jobs were created for Americans. If Romney does not provide evidence, Palin suggested that the information would come out, most likely as an “October Surprise,” in the general election if Romney is the nominee.

Erick Erickson said this:

I am a bit appalled by the sudden decision that it is verboten to level any attack at Romney because of Bain. Just as we can go after people in politics, corporations should not be immune from criticism. Mitt Romney tells us they are people too. It’s just that we should attack Bain for relying on the government as we attack Solyndra and GE for doing the same.

This powerful video will assure us another four years of Obama, because of the emotional reach it has for the majority of Americans no matter what party they are in.

Mitt is being set up to lose…again….the question is: Does he know it? And can all the network pundits crying “No fair!” save him from this video?

Nobody Knows.

January 14, 2012 Posted by | political races | , , , | Leave a comment

Michael Moore: The Young Will Save Us

Nobody Cares

Michael Moore believes that all old white people are racist, because they didn’t vote for Barack Obama. It has not dawned on him yet, that some people actually vote due to something besides the color of you skin, or how Presidential you look. Another thing that hasn’t dawned on him, by claiming the old white people didn’t vote for Obama… he is also admitting that all the old white DEMOCRATS also did not vote for Obama, thereby admitting that the “older” and “wiser” democrats are all racist, and since he is old and white, that includes him.

Yes, Michael the Very Moore, is sure that those young white kids who voted for Obama are going to save the world. I can’t wait. Here’s one of them:

January 13, 2012 Posted by | humor | , , | 3 Comments

Here’s One of Our Most Honorable…

Nobody Reports

After yesterday’s rant, I thought this would be a good uplifting piece to post. It’s from my very liberal, but very patriotic liberal friend. (Thanks to JR)

Captain Ed Freeman

You’re a 19 year old kid. You’re critically wounded and dying in the jungle somewhere in the Central Highlands of Viet Nam. It’s November 11, 1967. LZ (landing zone) X-ray. Your unit is outnumbered 8-1 and the enemy fire is so intense from 100 yards away, that your CO (commanding officer) has ordered the MedEvac helicopters to stop coming in.

You’re lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns and you know you’re not getting out.  You’re family is half way around the world, 12,000 miles away, and you’ll never see them again.  As the world starts to fade in and out, you know this is the day.

Then-over the machine gun noise-you faintly hear that sound of a helicopter. You look up to see a Huey coming in. But…It doesn’t seem real because no MedEvac markings are on it.

Captain Ed Freeman is coming in for you. He’s not MedEvac so it’s not his job, but he heard the radio call and decided he’s flying his Huey down into the machine gun fire anyway.

Even after the MedEvacs were ordered not to come. He’s coming anyway.  And he drops it in and sits there in the machine gun fire, as they load 3 of you at a time on board.

Then he flies you up and out through the gunfire to  the doctors and nurses and safety. And he kept coming back, 13 more times! Until all the wounded were out.

No one knew until the mission was over that Captain had been hit 4 times in the legs and left arm.  He took 29 of you and your buddies out that day. Some would have not made it without the Captain and his Huey.

Medal of Honor Recipient Captain Ed Freeman, United States Air Force, died last Wednesday at the age of 70,  in Boise, Idaho.  May God Bless and Rest HIs Soul.

I bet you didn’t hear about this hero’s passing. Shame on the American media.

Nobody Notes: this email is old…but it’s still worth noting.

 

January 13, 2012 Posted by | Heros | , , | Leave a comment