Michael Moore: A THREAT to our National Security
Nobody Flashes
Michelle Obama is on the front lines of protecting Americans from the mobs all over the world shouting “Death to America! Death to America”! She has announced that the greatest threat to American National Security is—
If you see this man, be sure to call your local FBI, the NSA, the ACLU, the army, the Marines, the Coast Guard, and the Navy Seals. If that fails, for five dollars you can send a direct email to the President who will make the proper response, and say that although Michael IS fat..(Michelle admitting today that fat people are a threat to us all.) —-Michael is not our enemy.
Don’t you listen to him.
(Nobody Makes this Stuff up)
Ann Romney VS the “Slave Queen”
Nobody Knows
Last night, a star was born. Ann Romney looked straight into the camera, with her piercing blue eyes and grabbed the heads and minds of millions of people. It obvious now: both candidates have decided it’s the “women” votes that really matter. 
So…Ann said this:
It’s the moms of this nation — single, married, widowed — who really hold this country together. We’re the mothers, we’re the wives, we’re the grandmothers, we’re the big sisters, we’re the little sisters, we’re the daughters.
The democrats must have know that she was going to be a formidable opponent because Michelle Obama will not be able to look into a camera and make us believe she is as honest, as caring, or even as much in love with her husband as Ann Romney did tonight. (Speaking to the undecided)
Why? Because we have watched her flit around the world on vacations after vacation, recklessly spending our money for her own pleasure. While they criticized the Romney’s for being rich, Michelle Obama alone has 27 assistants.
And so, a picture of Michelle is released today, from a magazine in Spain, which of course will go all over the world…remember that long vacation Michelle took in Spain with her girlfriend? Don’t tell me she doesn’t have connections there. 
According to the magazine’s editor, the picture is meant to honor Michelle Obama who they call the “gran mujer” (great woman) who “conquered the heart” of the man who would be president and “seduced the American people.” The magazine shows the first lady’s face superimposed onto an 1800 portrait of a female slave…to show that bigotry is still alive and kicking and often stirred up by the Obama’s very presence in the White House.
So Nobody Wonders—DO the Obama’s REALLY see themselves as “victims” of a racial America who don’t like them because they’re …black? Or are they afraid of LOSING some of the black vote?
One thing is for certain: Mitt knows how to pick a winner. Nothing is more important to a Presidential candidate than his wife, and Ann hit a home run. It’s going to be hard for the “slave queen” to beat her.
Ann Romney did the best thing she could do tonight…she showed America that Mitt Romney knows how to pick a winner. Ann surprised us all. She could well turn out to be the tipping point.
Now…about that boob….
Nobody’s Perfect: The Southside Chicago Parenting Style of the Obamas
Nobody’s Perfect
While President “I deserve to be reelected” Obama, and his wife “I teach my children Southside Chicago Values” Michelle, are actually in the White House for the next few hours, their daughter Malia is down in Mexico with the rest of the 1% mostly white rich kids who come from all the elite colleges, to party on spring break.
Our own country is not near exotic enough for the sex and beer orgies of the college kids anymore, and since NAFTA is all about free trade, our rich parents now send their kids down to Mexico to party.
Here’s a response from a reader at Glenn Beck’s site:
This is the most absurd thing from the White House and Marie Antoinette wannabe yet. A 13-year-old needs to go on spring break on the taxpayer dime when there are children who are too hungry to go school and people who cannot afford the gas to drive their children to McDonalds. Sorry, my mistake, McDonalds is poison, Mexico – safe haven. This is immoral. What a spoiled little rich brat. I don‘t give a tinker’s dam about her safety that’s a problem for the Marxist in Chief and Marie Antoinette junior. The entitlement mentality is in the genes. What a direct slap in the face to the American people. The rich should pay more taxes right? Let’s decrease the presidential travel budget for the most arrogant unfeeling piece crap God ever put on earth. What a joke these people are and to Mexico of all places. Then again, why not. Fast and furious kingpin Obama and Holter are in bed with the Mexican drug cartel. The mafia princess will be safe.
Nobody SAYS: I love reading other people’s opinion. As you can see, most of America is appalled that any parent would send their daughter to witness a drunken sex orgy, even WITH 25 body guards. (Come on..how much are we paying the whole Mexican police force?) 
Not to mention, if anything happens to the President’s daughter, we would have to fork out millions to save her. OR worse, go to war for his mistakes.
Michelle Obama told David Letterman recently that she has passed her Southside Chicago values on to her children. So, we can assume that Southside Chicago values include making sure your daughter experience her budding sexuality in the finest manner: Sex is good. Getting drunk is fun: and it’s your body MAO , so be sure you have contraception, you don’t want to be burdened with a baby at 13.
No, as parents, most of us would agree that Michelle and Barack are not good role models, but as you can see—liberals believe that they are special: they want their children to experience all the life that they possibly can. Want to sit on a snake baby? Okay! Want to sit on an alligator? Okay! Want to go to the dangerous country Mexico and pick up boys! Okay!
Our own state department warns Americans about going to Mexico:
“Crime and violence are serious problems throughout the country and can occur anywhere. U.S. citizens have fallen victim to TCO activity, including homicide, gun battles, kidnapping, carjacking and highway robbery.”
UPDATE: AND—a 7.5 earthquake just hit 119 miles north of where Malia is staying.
Good thing Obama told the press to take down the story on his daughter…since we are paying for the trip, Americans would like to know how much fun Malia had screaming while the ground beneath her rocked back and forth. We would like to know if those Southside Chicago values told her how to survive an Earthquake.
I doubt it. But you can be sure that one of the Southside Chicago Values is this:Spend as much of everybody else’s money as you possibly can because someday, their money will be gone.
Right MAO?
The Chicago Obamacrats…
Nobody Wonders’
Michelle Obama and the Obamamites were just taking their 16th vacation in Aspen, (wonder how many people had to get OFF the hill) tired from all the sun in fun in Hawaii…but somehow made it home to hear their Daddy sing: “Sweet Home Chicago” which obviously is where Obama is going back. But not before he throws himself a few more big parties.
Nobody Thinks since Paul McCartney was such a big hit at the Grammy’s they had to give Mick Jagger some prime time of his own.
Although Obama didn’t hit those notes quite right…he sures knows how to make himself flash…notice how he left the stage like a true rock star,..just like James Brown. That was rehearsed. Trust me on that.
Tonight is another Republican debate, so Obama has come out and claimed the economic issue today by giving “corporations” a tax break. Of course, it’s not if you read the fine print.
BUT…on CNN all day was the talking point..
“All the republicans want to do is focus on religion and contraception, when we should be paying attention to the economy!”
Really? THEY introduced the subject in the first place with George Stephanopoulos bringing up the absurd notion that Republicans wanted to get rid of contraceptives while he was interviewing Mitt Romney. They must think the American people have attention spans of gerbils.
One thing for sure, we should all be singing the blues witnessing the devastation being done to our country by our Chicago thug in Chief: Barack Capone. 
Having said that…Nobody Thinks Williams Shatner, at 81, looks better than both Paul and Mick.
Nobody Unloads…Information Overload
Nobody Unloads
OMG…I’m on information overload. Hopefully you won’t care if I dump this stuff right here, in no particular order:
1. Obama just made a speech and blamed the bankers for loaning money to people who couldn’t possibly find the money to pay for a house. All those poor Mexicans who couldn’t speak English, and those poor black people who can’t read…were ROBBED! He wants to help them.
What he didn’t say was that it was Janet Reno who threatened jail time and fines if the banks didn’t go out and do this. Obama is really good at lying. And making more promises for free stuff.
2. Michelle Obama is on the campaign trail. She was on Leno, and Rachel Ray, sounding so sweet about how much she loves “serving” the people and helping them get healthy.
Pass the salt, I’m throwing it over my shoulder.
3. McCain’s daughter “Rebecca of Sunny Brook Farm” NBC pundit, CANDY McCAIN (I call her Candy because she has a head of cotton) called Newt “selfish.” I can’t wait to hear what she says about Rick Santorum. He will be, “religious.” Candy needs to work on her vocabulary.
4. Carl Rove was so ecstatic that Mitt’s great piggy bank of wealth is going to beat everyone out of the elections, he practically dropped his little chalk board: an idea he stole from Glenn Beck, but when Karl writes on his little chalkboard, he looks like a father trying to tell his 2-year old he really knows what he is talking about: one plus one is five.
5. Muhammad, was really just another big thug in history. In the raid at Khaybar, (an oasis in the desert inhabited by Jews) he went in and slaughtered the Jewish warriors (took the women and children) and took the gold and silver. He always looted everything he attacked. He was big on torture, like lighting fires on chests. (I’m trying to vision this one, but what…did they use wood? Chest hair? ) The more I read about the guy, the more of just another evil ruler thug he becomes. He made up his own importance by saying “Oh..Allah talks to me! I am your chosen one…so says Gabriel!”
The difference between Muhammad and Jesus is like the difference between a Sequoia and a roach. (no offense to the roach.)
6. Politicians all break promises, but they say them to get elected. Daddy Bush’s famous “read my lips, no new taxes” (okay, that was after he was President) was followed up by what his son, George W. said while he was running for President
“I don’t think our troops ought to be used for what’s called nation building. I mean, we’re going to have a kind of nation building crops from America? Absolutely not.” Remember that while listening to Mitt.
7. Beethoven music teacher called him hopeless as a composer. Thomas Edison’s teachers said he was too stupid to learn anything. Henry Ford went broke five times before he succeeded. If you go by this record, there IS still hope for many of us.
8. The President can now execute without a trial anyone he considers a terrorist. Uh…so what is Obama’s definition of a “terrorist”? He won’t even release his college records, how are we going to find this out?
9. Some people TRAIN their dogs, other, like me, like to have them be their own natural selves, and yet, I’m not sure what this means. Does this mean that the people who train their dogs are actually smarter? Do the people who don’t teach tricks to their dogs have a harder time? (yes, yes) And is it because they are lazy because it takes a LOT of time to train a dog? What is the purpose of tricks? Does the dog really like to do the trick, as well as getting the treat? And if your too lazy to train your dogs to do tricks does that mean you just like the entertainment of the simple enjoyment of letting them be dogs? Isn’t that the same as teaching a dog to “sit up” just simple entertainment? I’m working on this one. The psychological meaning of why some people work hours to train their dog….to obey…or not.
10. All day long I’m taking in political information: I listen to the radios, watch the channels, read the latest books, think, rethink, debate myself on all the different views, and years ago I came to the conclusions that Mitt Romney was going to be the next pick by the Republicans for Presidents on the most absurd and unscientific reasoning of all. Body language.
(Although some, like Bill O’Reilly swear that it’s a science, and true.)
I remember the exact moment in time and the a look on his face. He was standing in the background waiting for the announcement of the nomination for President, in 2008, and McCain won. I will NEVER forget his look. It was “But they promised me! What?”
Now, I’m only human. I was as surprised about his look because it seemed obvious to everyone (but Mitt) that McCain was going to be the pick. And yet…he was shocked.
Many times I have suspected, after reading, and listening, and thinking, and reading more, that there really is a power class that can decide on who THEY want to be president, and make it happen. Many of these “candidates” go to China, secret meetings,(Bilderberg) as if they are being vetted, not by the American people, but by some secret global oligarchy. The secret oligarchy in the EU is now, not so secret, they are grabbing whole countries to take over. Obama just gave another trillion to help the EU.
The system is rigged. But, they must keep up the illusions: so we have the American “YOU pick the candidate..YOU!YOU! YOU!” contests and …surprise! The people always lose.
11. Having said that, I’m waiting for the robot to be invented that can go grocery shopping for me. I refuse to pay $40 dollars for a turkey, but I keep hoping…by the time they go on sale, the turkey I get will give me food poisoning.
I’ve had it before…and survived. I’m ready. Are you?
Thanks…I needed to unload.
Nobody’s Perfect: Mitt Romney VS Michelle Obama
Nobody’s Perfect
Mitt Romney got hit this week. After prolonging the release of his tax records as long as he possibly could, they were finally released. Many people were shouting, “Hey Mitt…be proud you’re rich! Show us the money!” The other half were saying, “Well, what are you hiding Mitt?”
And sure enough..it was just found out he WAS hiding something. Romney’s Federal Disclosures missed 26 accounts. He was hiding one, or two, or three..or four…bank accounts. 
The paper discovered at least 23 overseas accounts on his tax return that were not included on his financial disclosure forms. Among his assets were funds based in what the Times called “low-tax foreign countries such as Bermuda, the Cayman Islands and Luxembourg.”
Not only that…this!
The top donor to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, investment banking and securities firm, Goldman Sachs, received over $10 billion in emergency lending and bailouts from the Federal Reserve after the 2008 financial meltdown, according to public sources and published reports. Goldman backed Obama for election in 2008, and the firm, like many Wall Street institutions, is now backing Mitt Romney for president.
Nine out of Romney’s top 20 campaign contributors are big Wall Street Banks like Goldman. Six of those nine top contributors received over $161 billion in bailouts. Goldman leads in Romney’s donation, but Bain donated $327,000 to his campaign. Add George Soros telling the world there is no difference between Romney and Obama, well..just imagine how Obama is going to use this?
And speaking of Obama….it seems he’s married a serial thong abuser.
Our second contestant for having a problem with NOT acting like a big Marie Antoinette diva, is his wife, Michelle. 
You know, I can see our Presidents wanting to impress the King and Queen of Qatar. Qatar is now the location of U.S. Central Command’s Forward Headquarters and the Combined Air Operations Center. In 2010, Qatar had the world’s highest GDP per capita, while the economy grew by 19.40%, the fastest in the world.
What is not cool, is that they had to close down Madison Avenue just so the two Queens could go shopping.
As you can see…in addition to the thongs Michelle bought Obama some really cool sexy undershirts. But still…
Making half the city close down just so you can go shopping is more an action of a King than a President.
And I know…many of you say that “Joyanna…Snopes says this was a hoax!”
Right. Okay. Sure. Next time she leaves three hours before her husband on Air Force Two to go to Qatar, I’ll remember that.
There is no winner in this weeks contest.
Both Romney and Michelle were trying to hide their wealth and power. Nobody is used to it by now.
Obama’s Tea Party
Nobody Cares
Last week all the talk was about how the Obama’s hid a Halloween party in 2009 that they gave for themselves and their kids at the White House because, they didn’t want the ‘people’ to think badly of them: throwing a party while the country was suffering. Come on: When has THAT ever stopped them? (Shouldn’t that salt that she is holding be a TEA BAG?)
The real reason was that the movie, “Alice in Wonderland” had NOT been released yet, and about half the country would have stayed home if they had found out that the Johnny Deppster was a big Obama supporter.
Anyway…The White House has corrected us all: THAT Halloween party was thrown for children of the military! 
Well, now…that’s different. They decorated the White House with the finest ghoulish decor, which Nobody Thinks fits the theme of the occupants at the moment perfectly. They served blood looking drinks in glasses, and had a merry old-time, with the famous movie star, Johnny Depp. Personally, I don’t see what the fuss is about: Hillary Clinton threw a party every single day she was in the White House, serving thousand-dollar plate dinners, and by the looks of it, she spent a lot more money on White House Parties than the Obama’s so far. You can see all her parties in a book that she wrote.
Better yet: don’t. Wait for Obama’s White House Party Dinner book to come out and compare.
Today I looked for the World Series Cardinals, who were supposed to be honored by Obama at the White House. But…I guess he didn’t have time because Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up, who are MUCH more important to Obama than a bunch of smelly baseball players.
Being as this party was for the kids of military families, I want to proudly show this: 
IN this first picture, we see two children. The boy is obviously well pleased to get his picture taken with the daughter of no doubt, a general. Some of those kids in the background look like they are having a wonderful time! We also see a fine imitation below of President Bill Clinton, celebrating the many years and parties he has given in the White House. The decor is just stunning. Artistically creating the very FEEL of the Obama home, and just how a Obama Tea Party should feel. Not to mention, the giant pumpkin head standing on all the other little pumpkin heads pretty much sums up the feeling of the country right now. Obama is Pumpkinhead.
The fun for the kids was not only on the inside party, oh no. Having men dressed up as skeletons marching around outside of the White House put JUST the right touch on the party that every military boy and girls dreams about! So very clever.
Nobody hopes the Obama’s release ALL their future parties pictures: After all, they are living in OUR house, spending OUR money, and its good to know that they care for our military children.
Now..pass the salt.
Ladies of Honor, President of Shame
Nobody Flashes
As you compare both these video’s remember that England is one of the few countries in the world that sent men over to support America in her attack on Iraq. Amfortas, my British reader in Australia, was the first to show this to me…I should have posted it then. Now, I have NO excuse because it’s going around the world. Those men are coming home, to those ladies delight, and Iraq is going back into civil war…and we all are left wondering: What in the hell was our sacrifice for? The money, the lives spent, so…Where’s the democracy? This video will move you…sometimes to tears. God bless them all.
They got democracy, alright. Something that our founders warned us all about. True democracy leads to tyranny. The Muslim Brotherhood is being voted in all over the Middle East, Time Magazine celebrates along with our “President.” Christians are running for their lives.
NOW…compare THIS video to this next one, which I am ashamed to show you. Obama gives a Christmas Greeting and a Ramadan Greeting. He says he ended the war…because of his love and respect for the Muslim religion and listen to how reverently he talks about the Islamic religion.Also note, he makes no mention of Christ. It’s a “child’s” holiday, and a day of giving. Nothing more .
Not only was this man not born an American, if you watch this video, with any sense of clarity, there is no doubt that he is a Muslim. There is no comparison between Christ and Muhammad. Christ wins hands down every single time…just as a man. Obama is a fool to love this religion. Everything about it, is backward, absurd, violent, and dangerous. It’s slavery for half its people. It’s insane. When a black man to endorse Islam, he is endorsing slavery. He is more racist than the whites he so loves to condemn.
And he…is our President.
When he mentions Christianity, it is to use the religion as an excuse to manipulated us into ‘service’: service to preferably to further his desire to HELP the Muslims, as he has done thought the Muslim world. With the help of Obama, and the CIA, the Muslim nations are now all coming under Sharia law. Time Magazine Cover of “Man of the Year” was about Obama’s great revolution for Islam.
The man, is an American Traitor. He should be impeached immediately. If elected again, he will bring more Muslims into our nation. Unfortunately, we are ruled by a plutocracy, and divided into class/race warfare, and they have us under control.
Nobody has any more doubts. Barack Hussein Obama, is more dangerous than we know.
Whites House Bans “Christmas” Trees…
This email seems perfect for this weekend and I’ll tell you why at the end. It’s about Christmas at the White House. Read what Michelle Obama said last year when it came to picking ornaments for the tree.
“Our starting point was a very simple idea,” she said. “That we include people in as many places, in as many ways as we can. We took about 800 ornaments left over from the previous administrations. We sent them to 60 local community groups throughout the country and asked them to decorate them, paying tribute to a favorite local landmark, and then send them back to us for display here at the White House.”
This year, a letter was sent out to all the people who usually donate and make ornaments. Here’s the email:
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The Obama’s will not do Christmas. Thought you might be interested in this information from the White House.. This isn’t a rumor; this is a fact.
She got her letter from the WH recently. It said that they would not be called Christmas trees this year. They will be called Holiday trees.. And, to please not send any ornaments painted with a religious theme. She was very upset at this development and sent back a reply telling them that she painted the ornaments for Christmas trees and would not be sending any for display that left Christ out of Christmas.

Just thought you should know what the new residents in the WH plan for the future of America . If you missed his statement that “we do not consider ourselves a Christian Nation” this should confirm that he plans to take us away from our religious foundation as quickly as possible.
Just another step toward turning America away from Christianity! We should shout to the highest hills that the White House is ours– not the Obama’s, and 85% of Americans believe in Christ (Christmas).
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While many of us might not think this is important..remember that in 2010, an ornament with Mao’s picture hung on the White House tree, as well as one of a transvestite named Queen Hedda Lettuce, and yet another that shows a picture of Mount Rushmore — with Obama’s head pasted to the side of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt’s.
The White House ornament this year has an environmental lesson about Teddy Roosevelt dressed up as Santa visiting the White House because it has children in it. So…Christmas is just a holiday to give kids presents now. Obama was going to fundamentally CHANGE this country by eliminating our Christian religion.

I have a small tree…that will have to suffice. It will make all my Muslim neighbors happy, not seeing my big tree this year and knowing that they have a kindred soul in the White House.
For many years I have seen this event happening. Neighbors who took days of effort putting up lights, giving everyone else a joy…have gone dark. Simply because they can’t afford it anymore. History reminds us that communist countries all over the world persecuted Christians. In order for the state to take control of a people, Christianity must be wiped out of everything, and the Christmas White House tree is a good place to start.
Barack Hussein Obama.. is not finished destroying Christmas, is he? With a name like that—Can you blame him?
Nobody Remembers: First Lady Obama Fashions
Nobody Remembers
Actually, I don’t. I don’t remember any first lady in the history of the United States feel like she had to run right out to Target and pick up some cheap stuff. So, when this was captured today and put all over the internet you have to ask yourself…
1. Is she on the board of ‘Target’?
2. How about Nike?
3. Is this all about trying to show she is sympathetic to the “poor” people, because she wants their vote?
4. Could that body-guard behind here look any more paranoid?
5. Is that “Pink Flush” she is wearing on her lips?
6. Could she buy an uglier pair of sunglasses?
7. Do you REALLY think that Michelle Obama would stand in line for anything?
And let’s not stop here: We must remember Michelle’s taste in clothes..refined. Who could forget the dress she wore when Obama accepted the Democratic nomination? 
Oprah was in tears…beause the dress looked like someone had dropped about 8 gallons of vampire blood down the front. It was symbolic of course. Grace, style…revenge. Trademarks of a true patriot.
And how about the seven thousand dollar shoes?
Michelle, you have to say, has the best designers in the world making her outfits. But obviously , it’s just not her taste.
I say, we let her wear Target around the White House. Take off those designer gowns Mrs Obama, come down to the poor house with the rest of us!
Just promise us one little favor. Next time you visit the queen, wear something a bit more..respectful. We don’t want the Queen to think you’re…tacky, now do we?















