Nobody’s Email: Obama’s Love for Islam
Nobody Gets Email
I’m combining two emails I got this week (video and email) because I think it’s important for everyone to remember that Obama keeps his love for Islam well hidden. But, watch this video…and be worried. Did Obama HELP the Muslim Brotherhood come into power in Egypt? Makes you wonder. Remember that when you see him at his big party next week.
And as for the ‘sign’ on the Texas Mall door…I probably would have taken out my lipstick and marked over it “GOD BLESS AMERICA” ..after all…the lst amendment is still my right too.
(Thanks to Pattie)
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In Houston, Texas, Harwin Central Mall: The very first store you come to when you walk from the lobby of the building into the shopping area had this sign posted on their door. The shop is run by Muslims:
In case you are not able to read the sign below, it says,
“We will be closed on Friday, September 11, to commemorate the martyrdom of Imam Ali.”
Imam Ali flew one of the planes into the twin towers.
Nice Huh? Try telling me we are not in a religious war. This has not been around so make sure it does.
Highway 61 is NOT Finished
“God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son”
Abe says “Man, you must be puttin’ me on” God says, “No.” Abe say, What?”
God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but the next time you see me comin’ you better run.”
Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?”
God says. “Out on Highway 61.”
Bob Dylan
Nobody Remembers
Ahmadinejad is not shy about wanting to destroy every Jew on the planet. It seems his GOD is still having problems sharing the planet with the other GODs.
In a speech published on his website Thursday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said the ultimate goal of world forces must be theannihilation of Israel. Speaking to ambassadors from Islamic countries ahead of ‘Qods Day’ (‘Jerusalem Day’), an annual Iranian anti-Zionist event established in 1979 by Ayatollah Khomeini and which falls this year on August 17, Ahmadinejad said that a “horrible Zionist current” had been managing world affairs for “about 400 years.”
Nobody Thinks: Only 400?
Jews and the Muslims came out of the same desert, and on the slat of the Bell Curve, they should be more alike. The Jews were slaves first and their “god” was a jealous god, and he let them know it.
Both tribes were cut from the same father..Abraham. But the sons of Abraham—Ishmael and Isaac, were not cut from the same mother. Can we blame the mothers? Ishmael was a bully, and Abraham sent him and his mother Hagar away for picking on his younger brother. Later on God told Abraham to kill Isaac…to show his love for him. By all accounts, Isaac was the nicer kid.
The old testament God was not very lovable.
After the long exodus, it goes, God gave the Jews the ‘promised’ land. and he ordered them to go into Jericho and slaughter all the women and children, and ordered the Jews to not leave anyone alive.
Call me crazy, but that sounds just like something Ahmahdinjad would say.
Joshua took the battle of Jericho and the walls came tumbling down, and burnt it so badly that archeologists being paid big bucks STILL can’t find it.
So, why did these two genetically attached tribes of the ancient dessert have such different succeed rates?
Nobody Thinks: It was the Ten Commandments. Okay, it was a lot more than the Ten Commandments. Somewhere there’s a genetic scholar that believes it was in the genes. Ishmael was a bully…he spawned a whole line of bullies. Isaac was ALWAYS getting picked on. The Jews have had a history of just that.
All this time has gone by, and they are STILL waiting for Armageddon. God said the Jews were the chosen ones. Allah said the Islamists are the chosen ones.
Can I get a vowel here?
So…who’s going to win out in the end?
There’s an old Bible Story not much told about Joshua, and the Battle of Rephidim. While the Jews had been walking in the desert, they were having trouble finding water and food, but there was something else that scared them even more than dying on the desert floor: The Amalekites..the desert raiders.
Moses told Joshua to go and fight them. And Moses said he would stand on a high hill and raise his arms and pray to God, and as long as Joshua saw Moses arms raised, he would win the battle.
The battle began and the Jews held the line, Moses was holding up his arms to the sky, and then some of the men got excited, broke the line, and went after the swords of the Amalekites, then Moses arms fell down. The Amalekites came back, and Joshua, much like George Washington years later, ran after them, and rallied them back to fight.
The Jews won the battle.
And here’s the kicker, that makes me give a big chuckle.
When Joshua looked up at the hill, old Moses, who by then was over a hundred, had Aaron holding up one arm, and Hur the other.
I’m really not sure how to take that, but it’s funny.
Metaphorically speaking, you could say the Jews of 2012 have allies in war to hold up the hand of Moses: England and America. (Well, we hope. Not so sure with Obama)
Ahmadiemjad might have to wait another 400 years if he decides to attack the tribe of Joshua.
Highway 61 is yet to be finished.
Nobody’s Perfect: Dick Cheney VS Rahm Emanuel
Nobody’s Perfect
Last week, we had two politicians spout off about two different subjects. First up: Dick Cheney.
Cheney was talking about picking Vice Presidents, something he has done himself for both Presidents Nixon and Ford. He has also been a Vice President himself and at the seat of power just about as long as GOD…and in his opinion, Sarah Palin was…an amateur. John McCain picked the wrong running mate.
“The test ... has to be, ‘Is this person capable of being president of the United States?’”
“I like Governor Palin,” Cheney said of the former Alaska governor. “I’ve met her. I know her. ...Attractive candidate. But based on her background, she’d only been governor for, what, two years. I don’t think she passed that test ... of being ready to take over. And I think that was a mistake.”
Well…Nobody Thinks that Dick Cheney has shown that all the experience he brought to the table has not exactly left the country in the best of positions. The reason Barack Obama got into office so easily is because he promised ‘change’ …and that was ‘change’ from the Bush and Cheney Rockefeller “no isolation” Dynasty.
Sarah Palin actually saved the Republicans from total embarrassment, and they know it. She came out and connected with the people. John McCain was “experienced” but what good is experience when it made John a liberal on WAY too many subjects? Prostitutes are experienced but would you trust them to rasie your kids?
When Obama talks about the “old boys club” many of us wince, because there is a ring of truth to it. The old boys club has done so badly, a communist just slipped right in. While the Marxists took over the Democrats, the Global Corporate took over the Republicans. There was no party ‘for the people’ anymore, and that’s why everyone loved her. 
They should have Sarah Palin at the Republican convention, but the Bush family do not want her anywhere near it.
We’ll see how smart they are.
Then there was the Godfather of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, who had this to say when he found out that the Chick-fil-A’s owner believes in old fashioned marriage between a man and a woman, a view he shares with over 70 percent of the people.
Rahm Emanuel, the mayor of Chicago said, of his efforts to block the food chain, “Chick-fil-A’s values are not Chicago values. They’re not respectful of our residents, our neighbors and our family members.”
Respectful? Uh..Gays can eat chicken. He never said they can’t eat at his store.
The Mayor of Chicago just discriminated against a legitimate business, with his OWN opinions, causing it millions of dollars worth of business.
Hitler would be proud. Why don’t you just paint a “star” on those store windows Rahm?
Rahm has no room to talk. Chicago has the highest rate of murders for any city…in the WORLD. More than Mexico City…and Rahm welcomes all Muslims into Chicago, Muslims who hate “gays”..including that lovable Obama mentor, Louis Farrakhan.
So…who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week? 
Nazi Boy, Rahm Emanuel….Sarah Palin can take care of herself.
Meanwhile..if you can’t find your delicious Chick -fil- A fix next time you’re in Chicago, take the wife and kids to the nearest strip bar. Chicago has a lot of those. Maybe they will serve you a few chicken strips between Bunny’s Fan Dance and Divita’s Disco Bump. 
JFK Advises Obama….From Profiles in Courage
Nobody’s Notes
Today is the day patriotic Americans have been waiting for, and it seems that it will be just one man who will decide if Obamacare is enacted— Justice Kennedy. If the Supreme Court lets Obamacare stand, then obviously we have become Russia, or Italy, or pick your favorite despotic government, because this Nobody Knows that Obamacare is not constitutional.
But who’s obeying the Constitution anymore? Here we see our Secretary of State, Comrade Clinton, pretty much making fun of the Constitution as she puts on a Mask and spits out the serious and important words at a swearing-in ceremony–basically making fun of it all. Nobody Remembers when swearing-in ceremonies used to be taken seriously, and discussions of purple pantsuits were left in the ladies washroom.
On a lighter note, I’ve never seen Hillary look better.
Nobody also remembers that there would be a tropical hurricane in the Sahara before an American President would call up a newly elected Muslim Brotherhood President of Egypt, as his army of brotherhood men are shouting Allah Akbar outside in celebration, thereby gaining control of a military funded by…the same American President, and that President ccongratulates him. 
Nobody Knows how a President can ignore the obvious fact that no matter how much you tell the new Muslim Brotherhood President of Egypt you would like him to be a moderate–he’s not going to do it.
Obama cares deeply about “women’s rights” in the U.S., but the women in Egypt can go to Allah in a handbasket, and sometimes that basket will contain their own bloody, chopped off hands if they are not good. Obama probably plans to call up the new Muslim Brotherhood President and say, “I’ll send you more money if you keep the stoning down..I mean..uh…I’m trying to win a reelection here.” 
Women in Egypt will now go back even further into slavery. Nobody Wonders how that poor pregnant women who did NOT vote for the Muslim brotherhood, the one whose husband beat her to death because she didn’t–How did HE know how she voted? What? Do the husbands get to see how the women vote? How’s that work? Or–did she tell him?
In an interview in AARP, Obama said:
“I do want to make sure that when Malia and Sasha are entering their 50’s we still have the security of Social Security. Of Medicare.” (Obviously President’s children get to take Social Security at the age of 50. The rest of us will get it at 122.)
Nobody Wonders where Obama learned to do math: He has added millions of illegals, and their families, onto the Medicare rolls, and now we find out that it seems our Medicare dollars have been going to, among various places..CUBA! Three Congressmen are spilling the beans on that:
“Clearly, the program vulnerabilities that facilitate billions of dollars to be stolen from the Medicare program each year also allow for some of that money to be funneled to foreign countries,” the three congressmen said. “Thus far, it does not appear that CMS has addressed the concept of nominee owners, false storefronts, and shell companies in any of its enrollment regulations or its Provider Screening statement of work,” they said.
Earlier this week, federal officials in Miami charged Oscar Sanchez in connection with a criminal operation that resulted in an estimated $31 million going to Cuban banks.“If confirmed, this indicates that Medicare program dollars are not only funding international criminal syndicates, but may be helping prop up the Castro government,” the congressmen said.
Oh gee…what does it matter? We are supporting Castro and Raul, and who knows who else with Medicare fraud? Is this a coincidence? 
If you don’t think so, then go ahead, you’ll find lots of hundred-dollar bills in your nearest drain sewer, along with an air plane ticket to Cuba where you will get the best medical attention in the world. Go ahead…get a heart operation while you’ll there, tell me how that goes.
The upcoming election doesn’t look so good for Obama, but, Nobody Wins if we think he is going down without a fight. In the history of the world, dictators have been known to do some pretty draconian things. Cruel and intentional is the usual modus operandi. 
.As JFK once said in Profiles in Courage
“There is little that is more important for an American citizen to know than the history and tradition of his country. Without such knowledge, he stands uncertain and defenseless before the world, knowing neither where he has come from nor where he is going. With such knowledge, he is no longer alone but draws a strength far greater than his own from the cumulative experience of the past and a cumulative vision of the future.”
John Perkins: American Hitman Wants to Hit YOU!
Nobody Knows
One night last month, I was listening to Alex Jones on the radio, and he was interviewing John Perkins, the author of The Secret History of the American Empire. Alex seemed to like John, and the man pretty much went along with everything that Alex said. He gave very sweeping answers and agreed with Alex about the elites taking over the world…you know…that’s Alex’s thing, and so, I got John’s book from the library.
What’s it about? How America goes around the world, and with the World Bank, makes loans to poor countries, knowing these countries cannot pay back those loans, so the many companies and the dictators they work with, make off like bandits by building electric, roads, and taking whatever resources that country has: Gold, minerals, oil..etc….and the people stay poor.
He really thinks that America is plundering the world. 
The deeper I got into the book, the more it started to reek of…BS., and I started wondering if Alex had even READ this book, because he was sort of..promoting the guy. John says he worked as an economic hit man for major companies, and by the end of the book, I felt like I should go wash my hands.
The book was bleeding red all over me.
And there was one section that put it all into “WTF am I reading?” category really strong.
According to John…Daddy Bush bombed Panama because…well read it for yourself:
Rumors that George W. was photographed doing coke and having kinky sex during the time his father was president. There was a theory in Latin America that Noriega had used incriminating photos of the younger Bush and his cronies to convince the older Bush, to side with the Panamanian administration on key issuers. In retaliation, H.W. invaded Panama and hustled Noriega off to a Miami prison. The building housing Noriega confidential files had been incinerated by bombs: as a side effect, more than two thousand innocent civilians were burned to death in Panama City that day in December 1989. Many people claimed that this theory offered the only logical explanation for violently attacking a nation without an army and that posed too threat to the U.S.
Now…who am I to say this DIDN’T happen? I can’t say for sure. But what I can say is that if you read the rest of the book, he sounds too comfy with Muslims and communist dictators like Chavez and Castro, and you get the feeling that, yep— Here’s another disinformation propaganda minister, getting on all the conservative talk shows to act like they agree with them, and then start promoting the ‘America is evil’ program. And swearing they are truly American patriots. 
Alex Jones does not endorse communism, so Nobody Knows if he knew the radical leftist that he had on his program…but I’ve been seeing this happen for years. People that are the, “we need to go back to the stone age, we are ruining the earth, cars are evil, people are evil, but Islam is really a peaceful nation” bandwagon really truly are out to change the world, and they start by making America Allah’s bulls- eye.
Another reason I didn’t like the book is because he put in a chapter about meeting this really attractive prostitute (obviously he traveled for that perk) and to this Nobody, he was bragging about his sex life.
Show me a man who gets his sex mostly with prostitutes and I’ll show you a liar, and a Secret Service wannabe
At the end of the book, you get a “global citizen” lecture: Don’t go shopping, jog: Buy at thrift stores: Write letters to Coca Cola: Cut back on gas and oil consumption: Downsize your whole life: Send money to non-profit organizations (He has TWO!): Volunteer your time: Drink tap water: Discuss pollution: Encourage taxes on gas, clothes, and electricity: and by all means, run for office! 
So, Nobody Knows if the stuff John reports in his book is true or not…probably some of it is: but one thing is certain, John Perkins is a hit man for your pocket book.
If you want to study leftist propaganda: Do yourself a favor–don’t buy it, get it at your local library.
As for Alex Jones? Should I write him a letter and tell him that John Perkins is pretty much a communist?
Nah. 
Nobody Remembers Donna Summers— or Maybe Not
Nobody Remembers
If you think that May the 18th is just another day, remember as you grab that morning energy drink…lots of things have happened in history on May 18, and here’s some of my Nobody thoughts on them;
On May 18….
1096 – Crusaders massacre Jews of Worm.
(The Jews lived in a city called ‘Worm?’ When you think of the shape of Israel, sort of could look like a worm. Those &$%$ crusaders.)
(Yes, not only the worm living Jews, the Acre Christians were attacked. And YOU think it’s over? HA!)
1631 – John Winthrop is elected 1st governor of Massachusetts.
(Good old John Winthrop. He was John Adams old schoolmaster and he taught a lot of those revolutionary giants. Goes to show you what a good teacher can do when he’s left alone.)
1642 – Montreal Canada founded 
(On May the 18th a great city was born…and then…)
1765 – Fire destroys a large part of Montreal, Quebec.
1756 – England declares war on France
(Which is bound to happen again sooner or later. I give it a few more years.)
1803 – Britain declares war on France after Napoleon Bonaparte continues interfering in Italy & Switzerland
(So, England became Britain? (?)Even back then, nations used to DECLARE war. They don’t do that anymore. That was a nice thing…you know…official war declarations. Remember those?)
1804 – Napoleon Bonaparte proclaimed Emperor of France
(It must have been hard crowning that little head yourself. )
1830 – Edwin Budding of England signs an agreement for manufacture of his invention, lawn mower. Saturdays are destroyed forever. 
(Man writing these historical records, actually has a sense of humor.)
1860 – Republican Party nominates Abraham Lincoln for president.
(And to this DAY, all Democrats proclaim him to be their savior, but forget to mention that he was a Republican)
1863 – Siege of Vicksburg, MS
(Three years later to the day, Abe has big problems. Three years later…Obama main worry is student loans.)
1897 – Irish Music Festival 1st held (Dublin)
(Think I’ll get drunk, dance Irish jigs, and mow the lawn today.)
1897 – Dracula, a novel by Irish author Bram Stoker is published.
(Continuing forever endless teen vampire movies where blood sucking is a good thing.)
1910 – Passage of Earth through tail of Halley’s Comet causes near-panic
(Same thing happens when Obama smokes and parties in the White House.)
1927 – Grauman’s Chinese Theater opens in Hollywood California.
(Jackie Chan was actually there.)
1933 – On the very same day, May 18th..The Tennessee Valley Act (TVA) Act signed by FDR, to build dams and the 1st major league All-Star Game announced for July 6 at Comiskey Park that it will be played as part of the Chicago World’s Fair.
(Proving once again, that Major League Baseball has survived floods, steroids, and socialist dictators)
1934 – Congress approves “Lindbergh Act,” makes kidnapping a capital offense
(Uh…they needed CONGRESS to make it a capitol offense? What was it before Congress stepped in..an interesting babysitting story?)
1934 – Jimmie Foxx hits 1st HR in Comiskey Park center field bleachers
(Back then, the steroid was beer and peanuts, but Jimmie swore before Congress that he did not drink or eat. )
1934 – TWA began commercial service
(And millions of men finally dreamed of flying a stewardess. It was where Hugh Hefner got his idea for the Playboy club. Honest. Really. He just added the rabbits. )
1948 – Saudi Arabia joins invasion of Israel
(There was an ‘invasion?’ And WHO did they join? Was it because of the Worm again?
1953 – 1st woman to break sound barrier (Jacqueline Cochrane, USA)
(No…that was actually Ethel Merman)
1954 – European Convention on Human Rights goes into effect 
(I thought this was important so that we all remember the date. Now, the European Union gives no human “rights.” to anyone unless they are part of the elite rulers. You’ve come a long way, EU.)
1963 – “If You Wanna Be Happy” by Jimmy Soul hits
(Never make a pretty woman your wife!) I love that song.
1964 – Supreme Court rules unconstitutional to deprive naturalized citizens of citizenship if they return to home country for more than 3 years
(Somebody call Singapore)
1967 – Silver hits record $1.60 an ounce in London and Gene Roddenberry suggests 16 names including Kirk for Star Trek Capt.
(Good for him. The black caucus now demands the whole country and all its wealth, and pretty much gets it. By the way…All they really needed to do is make just ONE demand—like the rest of us–resign.)
1980 – Mount St Helens blows its top in Washington State, 60 die
(Some because they were just too stupid, to get out of the way)
1994 – Israel withdraws from the Gaza Strip
(After the Worm trouble, I wouldn’t have.)
1998 – United States v. Microsoft: The United States Department of Justice and 20 U.S. states file an antitrust case against Microsoft.
(Bill Gates VS Janet Reno…Those were the good old days. Now we have The American Tea Party People VS Eric Holder)
Okay…that’s enough. Too much information? Well, you can always watch old Donna Summers video tapes…or an eclipse.You can never get bored..on May 18. History is a full circle of loons. 
(Now, wasn’t this more fun than me telling you how many times I had to sing “She Works Hard for the Money.” to a lot of really drunk, irish people? Really, I don’t remember. )
Will Muslims Be The Future Teachers of America?
Nobody Wins
Everyone from Bill Gates, to George W. Bush, (fair enough, he tried) to every CEO in the country have all said, our kids won’t be able to compete with the other nations, and they are absolutely right. How many times do they have to dumb down tests because the kids are so clueless? The teachers are too.
Blame the unions. Blame the democrats who support and depend on this vast monopoly, blame the politician, blame the hip hop culture …it doesn’t matter. The problem never gets solved. And I hate to tell you this: it won’t be.
The unions are entrenched like a stench of bad gangrene. You would almost have to cut off the rot and start over to get anywhere. Too many people make too much money for it to be overhauled. Our teachers are entrenched government workers. We are paying millions of teachers to babysit and indoctrinate, and dumb down whole generations of kids, and then we give them big pensions for doing such a bad job.
And if you blame the American parent—I’m going to scream. (Sure Joyanna! Go ahead.)
Parents have no say in it whatsoever. The teacher’s union have fought the charter schools tooth and nails in every state. Homeschoolers too. Any Americans who wanted to start their own schools outside the unions would not be allowed to…more than likely, they’d be jailed. 
BUT…if you are a Muslim, that’s a whole different matter. Last week Leslie Stahl did a piece on this subject: Yes, YOU paid for it…Turkish teachers coming to teach your children. Right along with the mosques, the Muslims are building schools, where the “disadvantaged’ can get a great education.
Over the past decade scores of charter schools have popped up all over the U.S., all sharing some common features. Most of them are high-achieving academically, they stress math and science, and one more thing: they’re founded and largely run by immigrants from Turkey who are carrying out the teachings of a Turkish Islamic cleric: Fethullah Gulen. The education here gets high marks, as students get state-of-the-art technology and extensive one-on-one tutoring.
It seems the Turkish teachers are doing the job that American teachers can’t, and at a much cheaper price. There are 130 of these Turkish Charter schools in 26 states and the waiting list to get in goes into the thousands. Yes, the imam is out to get those American teachers on the unemployment line, and most Americans would pray to get their kids into these schools. 
I ask you…how sad is this? Our teachers are so bad we have to bring foreigners in?
Some American teachers are mad:
“Our tax dollars are paying for them to come over here and take our jobs.” They charge that the schools also make money by bringing in foreign teachers in order to take a cut of their salaries. Also, while educating schoolchildren across Texas alone, the Gulan group has also nurtured a close-knit network of businesses and organizations run by Turkish immigrants. The businesses include not just big contractors like TDM but also a growing assemblage of smaller vendors selling school lunches, uniforms, after-school programs, Web design, teacher training and even special education assessments.
So, once again, we are our own worst enemy. We can’t even educate our own kids anymore, leaving a foreign country to come in and do it better.
And guess who will get “blamed ” for our kids being stupid?
You the American taxpayer. You the American parent.
Yes, history will blame you.
George W. Bush once advised the Americans to let Dubai monitor American ports. Obama wants to further the Muslim’s influence in the world in math, and science.
Nobody Wonders: When did our Presidents give up on America? Nobody Knows.
Maybe we need to teach our Presidents to teach our children well…or else.
John Kerry: The New Jimmy Carter
Nobody Wins
As most of us understand that it’s a “global” world now, and the United States has always tried to use its influence in building ‘democratic’ institutions abroad, the one thing that many of us really don’t like, is seeing our politicians using taxpayers money to buy the political leaders that they want to “rule” that country. While Bill Clinton was President, Jimmy Carter couldn’t keep himself out of any election in the world it seems, and I don’t know about you, but when Jimmy Carter praised the election of Hugo Chevez in Venezuela giving it his hands up and personal stamp of approval…you really had to wonder what the word “democracy’ meant for Democrats.
John Kerry is the New Jimmy Carter. I guess Jimmy just got tired.
Senator John Kerry, head of the Senate foreign relations committee, arrived in Cairo Tuesday evening, as part of his tour of the region, to hold talks with Egyptian officials about the “democratic transformation” of Egypt.
According to Al Ahram, Senator Kerry and US Ambassador to Cairo Ann Patterson will meet with Muslim Brotherhood presidential candidate and head of the Freedom and Justice Party (FJP) Mohamed Mursi, at the FJP headquarters on Wednesday. Kerry’s last visit to Cairo was in early December. In their meeting then with the Democratic senator from Massachusetts, Brotherhood officials vowed to respect civil rights and international treaties, attempting to allay fears that the Islamist organization would revoke Egypt’s peace treaty with Israel.
Oh sure. “respect civil rights?” The Muslim brotherhood will respect civil rights…..
Can I buy a vowel?
Right now there are riots in the streets and the military still holds power which to many of us means the U.S. still holds power because we pretty much gave them that military. We have given Egypt 2 billion dollars a year in aid since 1979, and 1.3 billion yearly for defense. In return, they were to leave Israel alone. 
According to the State Department, that equipment has included fighter jets, tanks, armored personnel carriers, Apache helicopters, anti-aircraft missile batteries and aerial surveillance aircraft.
The Muslim brotherhood want the Whites House blessings…and our continued billions, and since Obama just gave Kenya a big bundle of money, you can bet…that the Muslim Brotherhood will get his full support.
Obama talks a good game of being tough..but watch what he does. And Nobody Wonders what John Kerry will say after the Muslim Brotherhood are handed Egypt?
“Democracy has come to the Muslim world.”
Where’s Jimmy Carter when you need him? 
Bob Dylan & Diaphragms
Nobody Cares
Once in a while I take out a book from my library, and give it a look. I have over 7,000 books that I have collected through the years, mostly from sales at libraries ( where you could get a good hardback for 50 cents) and somewhere long ago, I had bought a book on Bob Dylan.
Like most baby boomers, I was obsessed with Dylan…bought all his records, marveled at his words. And when I became a singer myself, if my voice was not what I wanted it to be, I used the excuse “Well look, Bob Dylan can’t sing either and look how rich he got!”
Okay, that’s pretty lame..but it worked.
I’m reading the newly release book about Steve Jobs and found out that he had a two- year fling with Joan Baez mainly because Jobs was a Dylan freak too, and was thrilled to know that he was bedding the same woman that Bob Dylan had so long ago. As if, he was the same genius level as Bob.
You know…great minds think alike. 
Years later I remember being completely disgusted when I saw my old idol Bob Dylan sitting next to Bill Clinton who was bombing Kosovo at the time (and killing many innocents by sheer misses) while he gave Bob Dylan the Congressional Honor Award.
Hypocrite I thought. What’s your “Masters of War” mean to me now?
Such is fame and ego.
So anyway, I opened up my old book this morning, only to find a flyer with the “Information on the use of the Diaphragm.” and I remember having used one after I was trying to get off the pill because of the horrors that the pill was doing to my body.
I found sticking a big rubber thing up inside me rather annoying, so I didn’t use it for long. The fact that I kept the instructions hidden in a Bob Dylan book seems rather…funny to me now. (I put it back for my own historical reasons) 
My doctor at the time laughed when I told him about getting one, and he told me the Diaphragm had been invented to keep camels from getting pregnant on the long voyages through the desert. So the “men” decided to make diaphragms for the stupid women who couldn’t remember to take their pills.
Is that why they invented “the patch?” Stupid women can’t remember anything? Or was this a matter of trust? Probably both.
And so, somehow Nobody Thinks the dead Muslim woman are safe…BECAUSE….
Just how many Muslim women are using the old camel Diaphragms?
Obama Signs Your Rights Away…AGAIN to the ICC
Nobody Knows
President Obama has signed an executive order giving an international ‘police’ the right to come into our country and arrest citizens? Who knew?
Well, that’s just peachy. Nobody is talking about that on the local news now are they?
You have to say one thing about the Paul’s…they are decent, honest, and American loving people, and it’s no wonder the globalists want to control the internet because they don’t want you the global citizens to think about this.
Nobody suggests that we should stop sending billions over to all the Muslim countries in the middle East. It’s all bribe money. It’s the same thing that Thomas Jefferson and John Adams had to deal with, except, they refused to send the money to the Muslims.
Not OUR current Presidents..noooooo. It’s all about globalization.
Just today, the American installed Karzai, said he wants the billions to continue to come into his hands, even after we leave.
“Afghan President Hamid Karzai says he wants the United States to provide $2 billion a year to fund Afghan security forces once international combat troops leave the country in 2014. President Karzai said Tuesday a U.S.-Afghan strategic partnership agreement that is being negotiated should include a written guarantee that Washington will provide at least $2 billion annually for Afghan security personnel. U.S. officials say they could pay up to about $4 billion a year to fund Afghan forces, but they also say the strategic pact is not meant to be a detailed aid package but a broader framework of how the two nations will work together in the future.”
So, we get out of Afghanistan, but we keep sending billions to Karzai for what? So he can line his pockets like Gaddafi?
Globalization: It’s a bitch. 
Nobody’s Email: The Lastest Muslim Fashion…
It’s 2012…Do You Know Where YOUR Bunkerfunk Is?
Nobody Wins
Okay…can we get over this already? Can we see some future where Mad Max isn’t taking over the Golden Gate Bridge? Too many people are obsessed with the end of the earth. Really. Half of the programs on TV are about the end of all time. Want to find out how to survive after the Holocaust? We’ll show you! There’s “The Walking Dead” and “Terra Nova” and “Falling Skies” all filled with grand lessons in how to live with simple things like huts, no plumbing, smelly sweaty people, and social utopia. And then there’s my personal favorite “Supernatural.”
At least in Supernatural you can still get a hamburger while you’re fighting off Armageddon.
And all the Discovery programs…Life After Humans will be grand! How many of those did they make? Forty? And if you get tired of watching buildings grow vines, turn the channel and some scientist is filling you with doomsday horror: Any minute we could be hit by a: comet, sunburst, asteroid, falling space junk, magnetic pole shift, weather changes, Yellowstone exploding…or all of the above at once. But don’t worry…plantlife will flourish! And Michael Moore will repopulate the earth.
If the scientists don’t get you, the politicians will.
Our leaders are always coming out and putting the fear of god into all of us with “A nuclear bomb could go off at any time in any city.” Shut up already. What? Are they worried they won’t make it to their very expensive bunker where they will have to play simulated golf? What the heck are all of us out in powerless land suppose to do about it? Stock up on water and Nikes?
When did this stuff start? It’s 2012, and this is our last year on planet earth according to too many people, and if you go by the video, I should be really excited. Finally, some decent weather for my gardenia plants! Maybe if the Muslims got out of the desert they might evolved into some kind of better understanding of life. (Fat chance. Okay.)
We have been told that the Mayans started this doomsday scenario: but, the Bible didn’t help much–at least the Bible was a lot more specific. Somewhere in a field in the middle East…Russia, and the United States, are going to kill each other off, and then Jesus will come down, and save all the “believers.” and then Muhammad will appear out of some well on a flying horse, and say “Thank you Jesus for giving me the infidel” And Jesus who is really working for Muhammad (according to the Muslims) will give all the good souls to Allah. They both agree that the people they don’t like are going to Satan.
Rick Santorum is going to be overwhelmed.
Then came the nuclear arms race. Everybody got the big bombs. Russia or Castro was going to detonate and we were all going to die. Now, we have Iran, and dirty bombs, and bird flu, and weapons of mass destruction, and too many young Chinese boys without something to do, and EMP’s, and Al Gore…and horrible schools that damn you to flipping hamburgers the rest of you life.
Al Gore– got so mad upon losing the election, he had to take it out on us. He claims that we all need to be punished with carbon taxes before it’s too late. Prince Charles already thinks it too late.
This will of course be as the Bible predicted: earthquakes, disease, tornadoes, tsunami, and more wars. And it’s not bad enough that we have to hear about it constantly, we have to now watch our destruction daily on 52-inch HD screen TV’s. I don’t know about you, but by the time I got to the end of the movie 2012, I wanted to sink all the rich snobs that made it to the boats. If the peons didn’t get to live, then why should they?
Spielberg had to make War of the World, and hit us forever more with his sitcom…”Falling Skies” in which it’s aliens that will suck out our brains. I’m beginning to think he has one in his basement.
And frankly, nobody notices that most of the brains have been sucked dry already, and instead of planning a decent, and sensible future for the planet, promoting movies that have great and optimistic endings, they’d much rather make a lot of money scaring us to death.–which is really is just some very clever minds sucking up what’s left of everyone’s money.
Maybe I should blame Rod Sterling. Or JFK. Or Nostradamus. Or Billy Graham. Or the people who have donated $75 millions dollars to reelect Obama. I mean really? Where did all THAT money come from? To me that says that some big money guy somewhere is buying our destruction.
Okay…so they’ve talked about it for so long, it’s now coming true. In Mark Steyn’s new book “After America” he says this:
“For American, the best-case scenario is that Washington’s ruling kleptocracy sleepwalks its subjects into smaller homes, smaller cars, smaller lives, and soft despotism so beguiling they don’t notice it’s over until late in the day. A more likely prospect is a catastrophically convulsed America that descends into Balkanized ruin and social collapse on a planet with no global order in which the formerly hyperpower still makes the most inviting target. “
You can thank Mark for not sugar-coating it. I sure he found the riots in Orlando today over Nikes will more than help his book sales.
You know, in the last depression at least THEY had Disney and Shirley Temple to escape all the gloom. What have we got? Brittany Spears? Whitney Houston? Dead drug addicts and American Idol Contests?
Today, a friend was dining in a popular chain Mexican restaurant here in St. Louis, called Casa Gallardo. Some men came in, and told everyone to get out. All the stores in St. Louis had closed. I watched all the major businesses close here: Ford, Busch, Pontiac, Chrysler, McDonald Douglass..then many of the big malls. Now..major restaruants chain. Who are we kidding? This summer. The post office. Obama is gutting the military. The economy is not going to come back.
Nobody Thinks this is a planned destruction. Too many people made too much money. Too many leaders were in bed with too many bankers. Too much was said about “globalization” being the wonder of the world. I don’t know…nobody is just tired of being bombarded daily with the end of the world.
I’m ready for the “Good Ship Lollipop.” That next Star Trek movie is going to make billions. I don’t know about you…but I’m Bunkerfunked.
Nobody’s Notices
Nobody’s Notes
Lots of notes this week: While Greece’s revolution is going on before our eyes, Obama is setting up his strategy for re-election. When asked on 60 Minutes if he should be elected to a second term he said.”I deserve another term.” Hmmmm. Deserves? How so? Nevertheless he is not reelected
than all the white people in America did not reelect him simply because he is black. Because he is black…every single democrat will be crying out about how raciest the country is: and if he is defeated, the blacks will be encouraged to riot in the streets.
I don’t want him reelected because he a white Marxist dictator.
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Okay…NOW it all becomes clear. When Chelsea Clinton went to Stanford to study international finance, we all thought…’HUH?” And when the great Hillary Clinton and the Clinton machine lost to Barack Obama, we all thought “HUH?” And now we know Hillary’s goal is to hold the purse strings of the world. Whoever gives out the money, rules. Hillary and Bill somehow will manage to put themselves as leaders of the world who control the global purse strings..and it will be Hillary (and her daughter) who decides who gets what. The Presdency, in comparison in the New World Government Bank President, will have less power, Barney Frank has held purse strings to Congress and look how well that turned out. Think of what Hillary would do.
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Here’s what no one has asked about the pipeline to Texas. The left think the pipeline is a danger…taking all that oil thousands of miles to the refinery’s in Texas. So, why don’t we just build a refinery in say..Montana? Everyone could get jobs, and it would save the Eco- nuts from having a heart attack. WHY does it have through pipes all the way to Texas? Why? 
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Al Gore would like to have you believe that it’s your greedy lifestyle that is destroying the earth, but in the middle of Africa, the volcano Nyiragongo, has a lava lake that emits around 7,000 tons of sulfur dioxide a day… the chief element in acid rain. This is more than the total from every car and factory in the United States. Nobody should pay a carbon tax for a volcano.
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We don’t need to be paying for every Jane, Jan, and Susi’s birth control pills. We need to be cutting the budget not adding more into it.
“To me the mainstream Islamist parties in Egypt and Tunisia don’t appear much more fanatically religious than say, Pat Robertson esque Evangelicals in the U.S., and unlike the Republican hardliners they sound committed to a national consensus that includes secular liberals.”
Oh joy! The Muslims who believe that atheists are okay, but all gays, women, Jews, Christians, and pigs should be put in their proper places —welcome the liberals with open arms! 
So, Kurt is really happy that religious groups of men like to only party with other males, where women can be stoned, or raped if they are Christian (yes this happened at the protests) and hands can be cut off, and gays are not allowed, but stoned to death–he wants to be a part of that goup.
You’re kidding me..the most harm an evangelical can do to you is tell you that Jesus loves you.
I think Kurt should hurry over there.
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Nobody was listening to Chris Matthews the other day, andafter some kind of liberal powwow about what to do about our problems, one of the liberal pundits said the solution was, ” We need to reduce the population.” 
You should have seen all those liberals look at the guy like, “You not suppose to admit that on the air.” Good thing nobody watches Chris Matthews….
Since the Liberals believe that it’s too many people on the planet–I suggest all liberal men get vasectomies and then all the people with brains will keep reproducing thereby putting some good DNA back into the gene pool. We need to get on with some Obama flyers…
SAVE THE WORLD! CHANGE THE WORLD! IF You Love Obama… GET A VASECTOMY, and you can have HAVE SEX FOREVER with anyone!
Nobody thinks the liberals would buy it.
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You know, they made a big deal about the vendor in Tunisia being shut down when he was trying to sell fruit, but they say nothing here when young kids get shut down in America for selling lemonade. 
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A sitting President has an unfair advantage over his opponents. Obama is using the taxpayers money like never before to campaign. He has such an unfair advantage..he can put his face on TV any time, at all. The conservatives have to wait till the debase. Even the most insidious leader would prosper from this. And yet..(in the words of Dave Barry) the United Nations does nothing.
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Ending on a high note: I’m glad Sir Paul McCartney has finally settled down, and decided to give up “cannabis” If one thing good came out his second marriage and divorce, was a child that she insisted not be around a stoned father.
Law Student Suggest American Divorce
Nobody Gets Email
Enjoy..
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Divorce Agreement written by young college student.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. 
You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.—You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We’ll keep our SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. 
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine” , “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, or “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are The World.”
We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. –Since it so often offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Liberal Flag
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberals and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I bet you answer which one of us will need help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American.
P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin and Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi Jane) Jane Fonda with you.
P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
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You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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