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Obama’s Pantisocracy Spelled Backwards

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Obama has had a busy week. There was the Obama-MLK-Mao-Black Power resurrection at the feet of Aretha Franklin on Sunday;  and we’ve all been watching the “DAY OF RAGE” world riots endorsed by Obama’s many friends; You know..the Nazi-Communist, bored, old, and drugged-up hippies. and NAACP, unions, university students, and many thousands of unemployed who just don’t know what to do, so they figured they’d go and get the free food.

Hey…why not?

Obama’s show at the Martin Luther King Memorial today was for the black vote. He is losing the black vote, and he is now aggressively going back for it. And what do you do to get the blacks back? You bring out…Stevie Wonder..again. (at the MLK ceremony, where else?) No white singers allowed…real unity there, Mr. President.

It’s official— Stevie Wonder LIVES at the White House. Good God. They take him everywhere. He must sing them all to sleep. Obama has his own court jester. How cute.

And how bout’ that President sending troops over to Africa to protect the little babies? He got no complaints from Congress because everyone was watching the global riots.

Good timing there Mr. President!

You gotta love those blacks in Africa: Mutilation, slaves, rape–they just can’t seem to control themselves. And that was even BEFORE the Muslim religion gave them an excuse.

John McCain and Carl Rove even gave their approval.  

Killing bin Laden was such a thrill that Obama ordered a kill on a Muslim with a drone last week, who happened to be an American citizen. What happened to Obama and Holder wanting to give terrorists a fair trial here in America? Remember all that Guantanamo stuff? And they weren’t even citizens.

Not that I care that they killed a terrorist, it’s their hypocrisy that bothers me.

In his speech today on the National Mall, Obama made it clear: he wants more redistribution from the “rich” to the “poor.” Translation: more money taken from the whites and given to the blacks and the Latino’s.

The blacks haven’t figured out yet that soon they will be paying for the Latino babies…and their babies will someday lose a job or an college education because Latino’s will get first call. They haven’t figured out that they will be outnumbered due to the fact that…

You tell me. I won’t call them stupid, just Obamazombieized.   

‘President’ Obama talked of ‘one nation’…but there were not many whites there. They forgot to invite them I guess. Nobody Remembers Obama and Michelle walking to the White House on the day of his inauguration: it was a sea of solid black faces on each side.  

And they call whites racists? Anyone who says that is one himself. You can bet the White House farm on it. And speaking of farm animals…

Nobody’s Perfect; Sean Penn, said that the tea party wants to lynch the “n” in the White House. He bases this on the fact that all tea party people are white and they hate black people. He does not mention that the favorite candidate so far of the tea party, is a black man named Herman Cain. Sean Penn needs to be pointing out the fact that he’s actually blacker than Obama…obviously they don’t know.

Nobody Hopes this guy is not reproducing.

Nobody Knows just what Obama’s policies are concerning Iraq and Iran. Democrats like Diana Feinstein are hollering for us to go in and attack Iran. Really? Obama ran on being the man who was going to BRING THE BOYS HOME, but he’s not any different than Bush really. Uh…he’s had three years to take care of Iran, and NOW he wants sanctions?

Do we even have the money for WWIII? Uh…no, which is exactly why they will start it.  

Nobody Cares Check out those guys in that video. I had to post that. Nobody wonders if they even had an amp for the guitar OR the bass.

Frankly, I’m grateful for the little things like idiots that can’t figure out that….NO ONE CAN HEAR THEM!

And notice the guy in the back..He thinks he’s in the Grateful Dead. We’d be more grateful if he WAS…dead that is…and from the looks of him that grateful moment could come at any minute. 

As for the drummer…I think they should put him on Saturday Night Live right at the moment Mayor Bloomberg says, “I’m with YA- Fuck YOU USA!”  

You know what? The USA doesn’t want you guys…go play at Sean Penn’s house where…

Nobody Wins–when another President sells out American jobs overseas— which is exactly what Obama did this week with South Korea. You would have though he invented peanut butter the way he praised himself over and over.  He even brought the President of South Korea over here to stand and insult us all.. in Detroit.  It was humiliating. How many years have we fought and paid for their freedom?

 Phyllis Schlafly tells you the real deal:

We are told KORUS will create more exports, but the principal exports will be American jobs. The Economic Policy Institute estimates that KORUS will cost us 159,000 jobs. Obama claims that KORUS will create 70,000 low-paying in sourced jobs (of Americans working for foreign employers). But even if true, which is doubtful, that’s less than half the well-paying jobs the U.S. will lose. KORUS will make it impossible for us to prevent foreigners from taking over entire U.S. industries, which they can buy with the U.S. dollars they accumulate from our balance of trade deficit. KORUS will effectively nullify U.S.laws and regulations that restrict economic monopolies.

U.S. regulation of food imports is already under attack in the World Trade Organization, and KORUS will give Korea the right to limit our ability to regulate the quality of food imports. We will lose our ability to protect ourselves from contaminated and toxic foods. foreigners simply replace their tariffs with a VAT (Value Added Tax), and KORUS does nothing to remedy or reduce this gross unfairness. Fifty thousand Americans gave their lives in the 1950s to keep South Korea free, and we’ve maintained an expensive border patrol ever since to protect against Communist North Korea, so South Korea doesn’t have to provide its own defense. We shouldn’t give South Korea American jobs, too.

But he just did. On a good note….

Nobody’s Fool: Congress did not pass Obama’s dream of high-speed trains to cover the whole continent. The drugs coming into Tampa will not get a fast ride to Orlando. Guess the Mexicans will just have to keep on driving those trucks.

Warren Buffet bought up a LOT of US Monoploy Railroads– so don’t expect this disappear.

Nobody Wonders when the globalists are going to quit?  Did you know that the Carnegie Endowment fund, in 1940, had plans to merge the US with Russia? They are (G-20) now suggesting the European union has not failed …oh no. What they want is all 27 countries to give up all sovereign rights to Brussels. I thought they already did that, but what do I know?

Geithner  wants us to throw in some trillions to make it happen.

Nobody Flashes: Guess what? Obama took that long-care insurance that he put into his Obamacare out, so that not only will the doctors tell you…go home and die, you won’t get any nurse by your bed to change your diapers after that stroke.

And YOU thought he loved you!

Nobody Remembers: While we wonder what is happening to the world, and how Obama can get up and give speech after speech, as if nothing has changed in the last 3 years, consider this quote from George Soros..who by the way, has his eyes on oil wells in Uganda…soon to be handed over to him by Obama.

“In short, we need a global society to support our global economy,” Soros said. “The sovereignty of states must be subordinated to international law and international institutions.”

Nobody Thinks– The elitists better watch out…they are outnumbered, and by the looks of some of the people in Italy today..they might want to take a few “rich” people to the Coliseum and throw them in with a few other elites…

It would NOT be pretty…but they could practice their pantisocracy while we all watch.

 

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October 17, 2011 Posted by | communism, democrats, Obama, Obamacare | , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

How a Dictator Keeps Power….101

Nobody Wins

You may not think these two videos are connected, but think again. If we are attacked again, then Obama would certainly put his “citizen’s universal service” plans into place. He would have his own Gestapo of the young, who will have no choice but to do “service” to their “country” which by that time, will be whoever is President. He already has the power to grab complete control, which by the way, was given to President Bush by the passage of the Patriot Act. Any President now, in any emergency….whether economic or otherwise, can take full control, of just about everything.

Is there anyone discussing this right now? Nope.

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The reelection strategy of the Obama administration is becoming very clear:

1.. Tie the Republicans to Wall Street. Blame the economy on Wall Street. Send masses to protest.

2. Get your rich friends to support it, and all the state sponsored liberal press.

3. Send your cabinet members to keep trashing the Tea Party, the party who are what’s left of the working and middle class.  Tell all the masses of ignorant and poor that it’s the Tea Party that really wants anarchy by getting rid of that government who is taking such good care of them. They are unpatriotic. They are racist, and mean. They don’t care if the little babies starve.  Keep repeating the message everywhere.

4. Tell everyone that rich people backed the Tea Party, and that rich people need to pay more. Don’t tell them that the rich people funding the government already get subsidies from Obama and have all their money in offshore accounts. This will lead the small businesses that are left to die with tax burdens, and leave more power concentrated in fewer and fewer hands.

Send bills to Congress, very publicly— bills you know they won’t sign, then dictate your own laws in the name of “saving the country.’ The Congress, will have no power, since you made them impudent with the special Congress you put in place to rule over them. No need to fear Congress anymore. They would never impeach a black President. (Very clever)

Obama holds all the cards— but there are two more to put in place: Cap and Trade, and Universal Citizen Service.

After you watch these video, you must realized that Obama will continue to expand the Presidency’s power to complete and total dictator. He will make laws as he has been doing going through the various other bureaucracies that have been put in place exactly for that reason.

Like…Homeland Security. EPA…and the oldest, the Federal Reserve. All these institutions take their orders from the President. And in the case of the Federal Reserve…he takes orders from them.

Like I have said—cut the head off of the snake. Move to get RID of the Presidency altogether. Make him a King with no power if you like, one to stand around and give parties and come out once a year to say a few words at Christmas. Take ALL his power away. No longer will a President be able to come in and fire all appointed federal judges and put in his own, and “fundamentally chance America” into a dictartorship.

Restore power back to the Congress. Sounds Radical?

Impossible? Jesse Jackson said this recently:

Jackson said that the government (by executive order ) should directly employ the 15 million people who are currently without work.

Comrades, think: What happens if Obama decides to put some of those out-of-work citizens into his homegrown police force? Remember, he wanted that. Sure, he hasn’t talked about it, but you can bet it’s on his list of “things to do.”  (see first video) He’s already given amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants by telling the immigration bureau they cannot deport people anymore. He rules, like he says in the video, by going around Congress. You won’t hear another word about it.

Obama’s next task; cap-and-trade. This from Glenn Beck’s site:

Obama’s New EPA Rules will cause Texas to shut down power plants, which will mean that homes could go without power (Lights and even Air Conditioning) in the middle of next year’s 2012 Texas Summer

Congressman Linda Sanchez today, almost made this Nobody want to get up and hit a punching bag. She said–

Tea Party and Republicans are unpatriotic, hate America and are screwing the working class because they don‘t  agree with Obama’s policies.

Really? Get rid of the Tea Party, and all those “working class people” will not get their food stamps. Who do they think pays for them, Obama?

Them’s fighting words: But…instead of letting MS Raza Sanchez  drag us down into the cockfight, I suggest we follow the old democratic play book: Find Obama’s mistress, and splash her face and story everywhere.And then watch Bill Clinton come out to defend him.

He is a family man you say? He doesn’t have a mistress?

Wanna bet?

October 13, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, corruption, Federal Reserve, Obama, Presidents, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Did J.P. Morgan Sink the Titanic?

Nobody Knows

Obama has started the class warfare fights, and the riots on Wall Street are out to get the rich. The rich are being held up as villains to be crushed. Thousands are marching in New York and Washington D.C. searching for rich men to picket, that is, after they finish having sex in the tent.

Well, what else is new? On the good side… most people now know they have been ripped off. On the bad side, most of those people protesting on Wall Street are not thinking, and they suffer from a bad education. They think the answer is free everything, that it was capitalism that ruined them, and Marxist/communism is the only way to go.

The real way to go is let the rich get rich. BUT..make sure there is a fair playing field.

No monopolies, and that includes the monopolies in our government. Both Republican and Democrat have let huge mergers go on for the last twenty years, until there will soon be, only one company: The state.  

The rule of law is no more. The problem lies with both: Government AND their multinational sponsors, which include..other countries.

Our founders wanted a “government of laws and not of men.” (John Adams) and we haven’t been that for quite a long lonesome time. You can expect the powerful to grab as much money they can, when laws are broken, ignored, or not enforced.

Many think that the United States has gone from a soft socialism into a hard-care fascism and it’s going to be hard to reverse. It’s almost as if our government (Paulson) got together with the top rich guys, (and bankers) and then said,  “We are crashing the dollar boys, if you help us, we will look the other way while you take a big percentage of this stimulus for yourself…a payoff. Take it now, because at some time, we will have to come after you. So…now is the time for you to grab your piece of the pie.  ”

Just like in the Titanic. It was the rich who got to the boats first.

Everyone who writes or thinks, compares the sinking of the Titanic to the sinking of America. There were only a few lifeboats, and the poor were chained below. They were not even allowed up top.

And that’s exactly how most people in America feel right now. We are all being chained to the bottom deck. Very soon, only the rich will be able to afford to put their kids through college or even fly much.  

Nothing new here: almost all cultures on the planet have their castes..but I found this yesterday.

Nobody Remembers that after the Titanic sank, Senator Alden Smith of Michigan, who was a fierce opponent of Titanic investor J.P. Morgan, convened a hearing. He saw the disaster as a direct result of corporate greed and elitist luxury…said this:

From George Magazine, Dec., 1997

“We’re running mad with the lust of wealth and of power and of ambition. We are separating society into castes. It takes a terrible warning to bring us back to our moorings and our senses.” He said this because labor leaders claimed that Morgan “had fattened is pickets from the conditions that made inevitable this feast of death.”

Jeffery Immelt would have done the same. Anything to save a buck.

The Titanic sank in 3 hours. 2,228 were on board, and 705 survived. Those who saw the movie got the point of how the poor were treated. Of those who went down with the ship:

  • 130 first-class passengers
  • 166 second-class passengers
  • 536 third-class passengers
  • 685 crew members

For the last two years, dozens of commentators and experts have been trying to warn all the people of America to get ready for the rough times ahead.

Frankly, Nobody Thinks that the rich have known about the sinking of America for a long time, and that’s why they are grabbing as much as they can, as fast as they can.  The rest of us will go down with the ship.

But..there IS  hope…

The way I look at it, if the men who fought with George Washington at Valley Forge could bear not even having shoes in the coldest of winters, real liberty lovers will rise up. Wether it’s the tea party, or the leftist loonies following the leftist loonies in the White House.

EVERYBODY is pissed off.

 

 

 

 

October 11, 2011 Posted by | communism, conspiracy, corruption, democrats, economy | , , , , | 2 Comments

Do Not Pass Go…Do Not Watch ESPN Football…

Nobody Wins—-

when a President of the United States starts attacking our fine home-grown musicians. It seems Obama could not let well enough alone…Gibson guitar was just the start.

Now, since Hank Williams Jr. made a funny comment comparing President Obama playing golf with Speaker Beohner to Hitler playing with Netenyahu, the liberals couldn’t take it. Hank lost his contract to ESPN.

The message? You do not criticize the President in the United States of America without repercussions. At least the one named Obama.

Hank went and walked out and took all his rowdy friends with him, and that included this nobody.

I suppose the next theme song will be “Isn’t HE LOVELY..Isn’t he wonderful? Life is O000baaaaamaaaaaa…We just need four year mor’…” by Stevie Wonder.

Where’s “the bear” when you need him?

I’m hanging out at Hank’s house…with his daddy’s gun. ESPN can get Paul McCartney to sing “Live and Let Die” for all I care. I won’t be watching.

October 6, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, music, Obama | , , , | Leave a comment

Obama Speaks to the Nation, Without Bo

Nobody Cares

 Nobody watched Obama’s speech today. At least, half of it… anymore and I would have needed two cases of Red Bull. Here’s the problem.:If you are not a well read person, and you get all your news from TV…you would have thought that most of Obama’s BS, about how nothing is his fault but the other parties, actually had some truth to it.  Obama doesn’t talk to us like adults, he talks down to everyone. And this Nobody wants to know who is writing this guy’s speeches. Anyway, here’s  short summary. 

What did Obama tell the nation in his speech today?

Obama Now, children: I am going to protect you from those big evil banks. When there is an unfairness in any business, trust me, I will be there to save the American people from outlandish fees that the banks are putting on every single poor citizen in this country.

KID— But, my daddy says the reason he can’t buy me that new video game is because the government takes too much taxes out of his paycheck? Is the bank taking money out too?

Obama— Well no, but the bank did some things that were…not nice. LEGAL, but not very nice.

KID—My mommy said that they should have gone to jail.

Obama— Well, we can’t do anything about that, but if my new jobs bill is passed, your daddy and mommy will never have to drive over that scary bridge every morning. You like that don’t you?

KIDS—What’s wrong with the bridge?

Obama—Every single bridge in America is falling apart kids. Your daddy or mommy might fall off those bridges some day and have to go to the hospital.

KID— My daddy says that we don’t have the money to build new bridges.

Obama— Well, if we pass this new jobs bill, we will…we’ve already figured out a way to pay for it!

KIDs—Really?

Obama: Yes, your mommy and daddy will pay for it, by the fact that, with the new rules under the EPA, under my guidance, we will have to necessarily raise all the utility bills. The good news is, we won’t have to borrow from China!

KID: oh.

Obama: Any more questions?

KID: Uh…mommy says solar panels don’t work, is that true?

Obama: Well, that’s just nonsense…of course they do. In fact in my jobs plan we will give billions of dollars to new companies in order for us to compete with China who is already beyond us in this field. We don’t want that to happen, do we? Have China be better than us in new energy?

KID: But, isn’t China also beating us in the space race? I heard they were going to the moon? Are we going to the Moon?

Obama: We’ve already been there sweetheart.

KID: Daddy says you sent guns to the Mexicans.

Obama: No, I did not. But, I did kill Osama bin Laden.

KID: But, the guns might come over here and hurt us.

Obama: I don’t want you to be scared about that. We are going to deport all the illegal’s who are criminals from our country. And also, Hillary Clinton ..has signed a small arms treaty with the United Nations to protect all American from guns.  We will be gathering all the dangerous guns up in the very near future…so that you won’t have to worry.

KIDs: Mr. President: Can I still eat a cupcake?

Obama: Sure you can…just don’t get fat! Uh any more questions?

KID: Are Republicans mean?

Obama: Well…in a way they are. They are keeping teachers and firemen from getting back their old jobs. And every time I try to do something they block me. And that means, they are blocking the voice of the American people because kids, we live in a democracy, and you know what that means?

KIDs: NO

Obama: it means that whoever won the election gets to rule. And I won.

Obama: Now, before I go…can anyone tell me what I am saying here? (points to picture of himself in book)

One KID jumps up and down with his hand held high…

Obama: YES?

KID: You’re saying CUPCAKES for everyone if we pass the jobs bill!

Obama: Well, yes I am.

(Obama turns to his aid and whispers: “Give that kid a gold star, and invite him to my next State of the Union. I want to use him in that infomercial…What happened to that damn dog? Didn’t I tell you to get Bo here for this thing? Well go take the plane and get him!

October 6, 2011 Posted by | humor, Obama | , , , | 2 Comments

Roseanne Barr Wants to Behead the Rich, Forget the Taxes!

Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won’t Give Up Wealth.

Nobody’s Opinion

The big new is money. Money that some have, money that others don’t have. And the problem is the really big money truly is at the top. Everyone knows it. If you are Libertarian: then it’s the Fed’s fault. If you are a Republican: then it’s Obama’s fault for putting us trillions more in debt: If you’re a Democrat, then its Wall Street that did it.

Doesn’t matter who did it. Odds are– all of the above is the answer. And what many of the people all over the world are extremely mad about is: their present and future has been stolen in some kind of gigantic super stealth, well-planned gigantic global heist-fest. Globalization has attached everyone to everyone else, and when one falls, everyone goes down.

Those in the upper class have the lifeboats.

Whoever thought of this play-manual, had holes in his head, and gold in his teeth.

No one is spending. And the whole world depends on it.

 All the economists say we are headed for high inflation, and riots, and because we have a Democrat in the White House, a Marxist by all admissions: he is encouraging riots all over the world.

There are riots being fanned by an Anonymous V-Mask on YOUTUBE…by of course, Obama and his teams, who wants to tax the rich. For all those desperate college students, and laid off teachers, it seems like the only “fair” thing to do.

I thought we were over the ‘hippie” stage, but look at any of the riot videos, and it’s like the sixties all over again.

So, in order to punch up the riot scene, Obama’s supports are not only suggesting canceling elections, they are suggestion…are you ready for some work, drug lords?

                                                                                                                                                              The guillotine.

Nobody’s Perfect: Yes, Rosanne Barr, who is running for both President of the United States and Israel, wants to put the CEO’s of Wall Street on the guillotine, and start a world French Revolution.  (see video above link) That woman has not been the same since Tom Arnold left, after she gave the vagina finger to our National Anthem at Dodgers Stadium.   

Can you imagine Sara Palin saying this? Rosanne must have lost a lot of money in the market…poor thing. I think she should join the Taliban and get some practice first.

Nobody Cares: Yale is doing economic research with Capuchins Monkeys. They have taught them to use money to buy their food and found out Monkeys don’t save, they spend all their “cash” at once, and there is spontaneous evidence of larceny.

“They would rip off the tokens form each other and use at every opportunity”  –Mental Floss

Their findings they conclude, point to genetic human behavior  that spans back 35 million years.

Practice make perfect!

Nobody Knows: They are blaming Wal-Mart for the new debit charge at Bank of America. Wal-Mart lobbied Congress (with some other companies) to get rid of the stores paying a fee for the use of cards;

Bank of America has switched to the model they find second best. If they can’t make the stores cover the costs of debit cards, make the consumers pay a share.

Nobody Thinks that Wal-Mart will someday be the baggiest bank in the world. Will we someday see Michelle Obama shopping at Wal-Mart? I think I’ll send her some of my Wall Martian videos. Those people really NEED a loan.

Nobody Wins: And with economic depressions– you have a run of suicides. Two men are in the news for killing themselves. Patrick Graves lost his job at Goodrich, and Richard Donoghue killed himself after Oprah Winfrey promised him $25,000 dollars for his house (she was going to give it to a disabled person) and then, she didn’t give it to him.

I guess he wasn’t disabled enough.

The experts are rushing to say. “Well, they suffered from depression anyway!”

Gee. That explains it.

Nobody Flashes: The mobs are in every city now, and in a Pivan Cocktail moment of excitement, they want to use violence.

Here’s a quote from a participant.

“A government is an entity which holds the monopolistic right to initiate force,”

“This seems a little ironic when protesters complain about being physically assaulted by police in the same breath.

Nobody Wonders: So, if the tea party was violent, (according to our Homeland Security)  then what do we call people who want the government to use “force” and behead people.  Liberating Henchmen?   

Nobody Fool: Remember, Ross Perot warned us that this would happen.

Nobody Remembers:  History records that in 1913 President Woodrow Wilson approved the Federal Reserve Act but later reflected that his actions “unwittingly ruined my country.”

Wilson also  said that since the U.S. system of credit is concentrated in the hands of a few, “We have become … one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world.”

Nobody Reports: Well, he started this mess, which proves once these idiots called “our leaders” around the world, figure out that they really screwed up, it will be too late.

The riots will continue, it’s all about the money. Obviously, the monkeys are running the world.

October 2, 2011 Posted by | economy, Entertainers, Global Government, Military, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Smut Peddlers Who Care…

 Nobody Remembers

Larry Flynt came out this week and offered his usual $1 million dollars to anyone who had any kind of sex with Rick Perry.  Rick must feel honored. He got offered MORE than Casey Anthony. Larry only offered her $500,000 to pose nude in his magazine. Nobody Remembers that this is not the first time Larry has tried to get the dirty digs and ruin the political careers of Republicans, although, Nobody Remembers that Larry once ran for political office as one, years ago.

No doubt, wearing a Halloween mask.

Back in 1998, Bob Livingston, Speaker of the Republican House, resigned after he heard that Hustler had the goods on him. At the time Larry was helping out his old outhouse buddy, Bill Clinton, and did a fine job at it too. After all, Bill was not the only one having “affairs” with Cuban cigars. Bill sent his bull-dog out to get the Republicans, and he did.

This is all so Mafia…really. Liberals hang around in the same circles of smut. Therefore, there is that natural attraction. They probably even sniff each other’s butts. (Okay, these images come into my mind when I see Larry’s picture..I instantly think: Dog–sorry.)

Larry is die-hard, bi-polar, atheist, Democrat— although he once professed to be an evangelical Christian after meeting Jimmy Carter’s sister. And for all his babbling about ‘free speech rights,’ the Democrats won’t even let you utter a word that they do not agree with. But THEY can call you Nazi, raciest, and bigot.

Republicans have no free speech rights, but Larry doesn’t care as long as they buy his magazines and go to his clubs.  He is THE poster boy for the Democratic Club of whores if I may add.. and will do anything to help them out. Why he is not trying to find dirt on Mitt Romney tells you at least, that he considers Mitt a man of his liking.                                                                                                                                                            

Poor Larry. He was raised by his mother and grandmother in extreme poverty and therefore grew up and started strip clubs, no doubt caused by the absence of a father. (Nobody makes this psychological stuff up.)   He started the Hustler Magazines because his strip clubs were losing money (during Jimmy Carter’s recession) and so, to pay for the startup of the magazine, he deferred payments of sales taxes his clubs owned for their “activities.”

He did NOT go to jail. Why is that?

And that’s not all. He was once sentenced to 25 years for organized crime , and served six days. BUT…some great judge did send him to jail once for six months for wearing an American Flag as a diaper.

Nobody would have given him ten years.

After he got out, he was a candidate in the recall election of California Governor Gray Davies, calling himself a “smut peddler who cares.” That just about sums up every speech by every liberal I’ve ever heard. And if that isn’t absurd: Nobody remembers another quote from the great Larry Flynt:

“Just because I publish pornography does not mean that I am not concerned about the social ills that all of us are.”

You have it. According to Larry porn is not a social ill, but WE are. Go tell that to all the people who have been killed by the serial killers who get addicted to it. Not to mention, porn is the biggest money making industry on the planet.

Tell me, why aren’t all these CEO’s of porn on the Forbes 500 lists? Mmmmm?  Surely they make more than Warren Buffet. You know they do. I know they do. They just don’t want anyone else to know they do, least we follow the dots.

Now, if Larry wanted to make more than a million: He should make an offer for someone to come up with smut on ‘President’ Obama. Why settle for less money, when you can have MORE Larry?

Think about it. If the Republicans could get smut on Obama they would. So…the logical analysis in my nobody mind on this point of absence by conservatives,  is that all smut is owned by democrats.

The Smut Peddlers who care.

 

 

September 23, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, Clintons, democrats, Larry Flynt | , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Simon Says: WAVE OBAMA!

 NOBODY KNOWS

When this picture first came out…everybody thought it was photo-shopped. After all who in the world would do such a adolescent thing?

Comes to find out…our President!

So, who was he waving at?

Hi World! I just made a really fantastic speech here…did you hear it? I know, I’m in the middle again, and it was not easy to get here either. The lady next to me kept standing on my foot. I want you to know, that I did not photo-shop my birth certificate as they say…no..this is proof. Everyone is going to fight over whether I’m REALLY in this picture..because I look so fake! See! Something can look fake and it’s actually real! So America..you are a bunch of fools because that birth certificate is just as real as me standing here waving at cha! Ask that guy in the front row…he knows.  Besides…here at the United Nations, I am the best and only hope for the world. I follow the just and equal Charter of the U.N., and hey—all I have to do is pay for a few more hotel bills. Oh…and that guy behind me is just another gook. These people really need me, and there are rumors that I  might get the head job here if the elections don’t go so well. As President of the U.N. I will be able to get rid of that pesky Netanyahu who keeps trying to tell me Jewish history. Really. As if I don’t know.

 Okay, so he looks like he is saying “Hi mom!” Don’t be fooled. He was probably waving at somebody he wanted to catch up with, forgetting that he would spoil the picture because to Obama…he IS the picture.

Either that or someone yelled out, “Hey Obama..WAVE!” And they caught the picture just to mess up his day! And that is why everyone else in the picture is laughing, because he is so stupid, he did it. Like when as kids you played Simon Says:  Without saying Simon Says first.

Hey Obama…WAVE!

And he did. Photographer…wins!

 

 

September 21, 2011 Posted by | humor, Obama, U.N. | , , | 2 Comments

Exploding Turbans…What?

 Nobody Knows

—Wow…what a FUBAR of Muslim fanatical news we have coming at us this week.

That liberal rock star and Harvard dressing Ahmadinejad is coming to the United Nations,  but not after ‘President’ Obama made his big speech about how right he was to “liberate” Libya first. Now that Congress has given him the unconstitutional right to go bomb anywhere he wants, he figures he can gloat at the United Nations about what a wonderful thing he has done, using the office of the Presidency to bomb Gaddafi, and then put our troops on the ground—when he said he wouldn’t.

It’s awfully nice to be a dictator.

Obama also met today with that Dracula looking, Afghanistan poop King-in-a-cape, Karzai, at the White House. Poor Karzai  has lost his opium Kingpin brother and an ex-President all within the month: Both killed by the Taliban, or should I say…by the turban.

The former president of Afghanistan – Burhanuddin Rabbani, a major figure who was leading peace talks aimed at ending the war – was killed in his home Tuesday by a suicide attacker wearing an exploding turban.(I bet THAT was messy.)

Karzai didn’t look too pleased with Obama…so…is Obama giving back Afghanistan to his Muslim brotherhood? After all, we are getting out:

“Recent visits to Kabul by senior officials reflect growing eagerness to reduce its involvement in the country for both military and political reasons. But the …Russians are unlikely to leave until the military situation stabilize. There is no sign of that. The guerrillas, increasingly armed with American and other Western weapons, limit Soviet forces to the major cities and roads, The countryside belongs to them.”

That was an actual report from January, 1987. Substitute Americans for the Russians and it becomes quite clear. Russia and America: 0. Afghanistan: 10, minus half their population. But what the heck; Ever since Alexander the Great and his army marched through the Khyber Pass I think they are used to this whole “invasion” thing.

Losers get to go home now with missing arms, legs and genitals because they’ve already packed up the Hummers.  Oh…but Obama did give a Congressional Metal to a guy who kept trying to save his buddies In Afghanistan because the MAIN command would not help them. They were busy watching porn probably…They all died of course, but just in time for Obama to score points with the military, by giving the metal to the guy that did try.

He needs their votes, just like the Jews. Maybe that’s why the plan is to make the army completely gay. The liberals will have another vote blog locked up— What?

So now, Obama has his own, Mogadishu. But no fear, nobody will criticized him for it. (but me)

Funny, when Bush was President, everything that happened on the field was his fault. Not Obama. He is wearing a golden bulletproof turban when it comes to being the Commander- in-Chief.  Obama had this to say to Karzai:

“We both believe that despite this incident that we will not be deterred from creating a path whereby Afghans can live in freedom, safety, security and prosperity.”

(Nobody Says..make everyone turn in their turbans and burkas.)

Turbans are becoming fashionable!

Muslim FUBAR does not stop there: The biggest news is the Palestinians (who we have given over 4 billion dollars) have petitioned the United Nations for Nation status.

The Saudi’s this week gave the Palestinians $200 million dollars to “calm down” their insistence of statehood at the United Nations. The Saudi’s also gave $20 million dollars to the rebel Contras forces in Nicaragua.(in 1987) Evidently somebody here asked them too.

A few million here…a few million there. Gee.

The Saudi’s were put in power by the British, and our Presidents bow and kiss them. What’s up with that? Nobody Knows just WHY every single President, will NOT drill in America for our own oil. We are their puppets.

What ancient treaty did the United States make with the Saudi Kings that WE don’t know about? OR…who is among us that holds every single one of our Presidents hostage?

Everyone knows that the “alternatives” energies will take decades to develop. But every single one of our Presidents go with the ‘green’  crap.  Bush had ethanol. Clinton is out spouting “green” energy, Obama can’t shut up about it.  Mitt will be worse.

Nobody Thinks it’s all about the Saudi’s. BUT…one thing is sure: When your enemy comes to kill you, and hugs you…better look under the Saudi/Muslim/Taliban/ Hamas/ hood.

Burhanuddin Rabbani died when he hugged his assassin, who triggered the bomb, officials said.

Somebody needs to make the movieExploding Turbans! — Coming to YOUR Neighborhood soon!

Is Omar Sharif still alive? Can we get Barbara Streisand to play his Taliban wife?

Can we make it in 3-D?

What?

 

 

September 20, 2011 Posted by | Afghanistan, insanity, Middle East, Obama | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Nobody Flashes the Way to Obama’s Heart

Nobody Flashes:

Some of you I know, may not have seen this yet. Leave it to Drudge to dig up the really funny stuff that you have to see to believe.

I have only one thing to say: I will bet you —that  this guy voted for Obama. I think he needs more potato chips, don’t you?

 

September 20, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Welfare | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Gets Email: Obamacare–Shovel Ready

Nobody Gets Email

What is Mercantilism? “Mercantilism, which reached its height in the Europe of the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries was a system of statism which employed fallacy to build up a structure of imperial state power, as well as special subsidy and monopolistic privilege to individuals or groups favored by the state.” … Murray  N. Rothbard

 As we all know, Obamacare was passed so quickly and with such speed, nobody even read it or knew what was in it. It might as well have been an executive order. First off, it is unconstitutional, because nobody in Washington has the RIGHT to tell its people they HAVE to buy something or go to jail.

Here in Missouri, the citizens voted AGAINST Obamacare…and now we find out, they really don’t care what we think. —

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Breaking News! Governor Nixon is trying to set up an Obamacare Exchange, bypassing the legislature and your representation! Last spring the Missouri House of Representatives unanimously passed HR 609, a bill to set up the Missouri Health Insurance Exchange ‘required’ by Obamacare. It was stopped in the Missouri Senate. There is still strong opposition in the Senate, so Governor Nixon (D) is trying to use an existing bureaucracy as a vehicle for Obamacare Exchange by funneling federal Obamacare “Establishment Grant” funds through the Missouri Health Insurance Pool.

This action is tantamount to appropriating funds, a task constitutionally delegated to the House of Representatives.

Please call Governor Nixon and tell him not to skirt the appropriations process. Tell him not to use an executive order or other action to set up an Obamacare exchange.

Tell him to leave legislation to the legislature.

Jay Nixon 575 751 3222

The Liberty Team.

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Now, this is not on our local news, but everyone knows that this Nixon guy is going to do this no matter how many calls he receives. It’s not up to the citizens to call him, it’s up to the State Congress to impeach the man for breaking the law. After all, they all swore to uphold the Missouri Constitution, and representing the people. Calling Jay Nixon isn’t going to do a thing. You might as well call China and ask for a free trip to the Bahamas.

Sadly, we are all too used to this now.

(Thanks to Pattie )

 

September 17, 2011 Posted by | capitalism, corruption, democrats, Obamacare | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Fool: Jackie Kennedy

Nobody’s Fool

As fast as the story came out, was about as fast as it was forgotten, but it was big news: Caroline Kennedy decided it was time for the world to hear “the rest of the story” from her mother, Jackie Kennedy…the woman who survived.

Arthur Schlesinger had interviewed Jackie after Jack’s death, in 1964, and she said things that had they had been released at the time she said them: would have caused more of a stir. So, you have to ask the question: Why did they take such a long time to release them?
Mmmmmmm?

As LBJ would say, in politics, nothing is a coincidence. (Or was it LBJ quoting FDR? )

Jackie, it seems, did not suffer fools. Unless of course it was her husband Jack. She had this to say about some very famous people of her time:

She called Indira Gandhi “a real prune — bitter, kind of pushy,” and said she had told Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev at a dinner to stop boring her with statistics on Ukraine. (He laughed.)

But it was her extreme dislike of Martin Luther King that was the most…shall we say, to this Nobody “refreshing”. Evidently, the FBI was recording him, and she heard him say some pretty nasty things about Jack’s funeral.

After being told by her husband of some of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s alleged sexual peccadilloes after “that freedom march thing,” she called the civil rights leader “a phony.”
“I just can’t see a picture of Martin Luther King without thinking, you know, that man’s terrible.”

Gee…and Martin Luther King’s memorial just went up in the National Mall. Good timing Caroline, you’re mother would be proud.

 Nobody  Remembers one particular phone conversation of Jackie’s that I had heard on the radio…LBJ was on the other line. Her voice was almost a complete imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s. She sounded fake, breathy, and she was so sweet and obsequious to LBJ, I felt like I was listening to phone sex..

Jackie, like many people in history, think LBJ had her husband killed. So, it was not just Martin Luther King she was horrified of, it was also LBJ. No wonder she used all her charm.

“Jack said it to me sometimes. He said, ‘Oh, God, can you ever imagine what would happen to the country if Lyndon were president?”‘ she recalled. (And they were right.)
“If they’re killing Kennedys, then my children are targets…I want to get out of this country.”

And so she did. She married one of the richest men in the world (Aristotle Onassis) to protect her children, and moved.

You have to say one thing about Jackie—She was born a thoroughbred, and stuck to that stamp of elite all through her life, with grace. She made the elites of our time look like Snookie pigs in a mud slide.

Jackie was by all accounts a terrific mother. Many thought that her son would have been President one day…and the country certainly would have been better off without the Clintons in power…if they had not have killed him.

Oh…excuse me, his plane crashed…

Someday I hope to hear another story about how grandma Caroline thinks that her brother’s death was not an accident…

Anyway, Jackie survived, and thankfully did not live to see her son’s plane crash.

Nobody Thinks that the release of this very important information from the Democrats dynasty, right before an upcoming presidential election, shows that at least the last Kennedy standing, wanted to put the record straight.

They will hide this revelation: It’s not as important as “jobs” they will say. But in the world of politics, it’s nice to know that at least one person from history who was there, had enough courage to tell the American people the truth.

It’s about friggin, time.

September 14, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Media, Obama, politics, Presidents | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Tea Party Debate For Sleepy Heads

Nobody Reports

 What did we find out last night from the tea party Republican debates besides the fact that the liberal CNN put it on so that they could manipulate the front runners that THEY want to win?  Put your two favorites moderates right in the middle.

We found out that’ they’ (which includes whomever runs the media and therefore our opinions)  want the race to be between Romney and Perry, (because they HATE the tea party) and that all the liberal pundits were out today to smear Perry, so they want the very liberal Romney to win. That’s explains WHY Romney has been winning in every single poll and will continue to win in every single poll, no matter how the people feel.

AND, we found out that it is advised to do a lot of caffeine when watching a two hour debate of any kind.

Here’s a quick summary.

Rich Perry: The only candidate who keep looking RIGHT into the camera, and who said that mandating vaccines into young girls was his way of saving them. And he also believes in giving illegals a very good education so they don’t have to live off the dole, forgetting to mention that giving free college educations to illegal’s is GIVING THEM THE DOLE!  By the end, I was expecting him to look into the camera and say: “Brylcreem–a little dap will do ya!

Mitt Romney: We saw a kinder, gentler man..and somehow I don’t remember a single thing he said, which is exactly why he will probably get the nomination.  He looked like a cruise ship captain.

Rick Santorum: Two words will sum this guy up: Prom King

Newt Gingrich: Newt was Paul Revere tonight: “The Obama’s are coming! The Obama’s are coming! And can you believe I get paid to do this stuff?”

Ron Paul: The old man of the sea… got big boos when he says that if we just get out of all the wars and quit messing around,  we would not get attacked. Which sounded good in 1776. But, history records that the British burnt down the White House, AFTER the revolution, with only Dolly Madison left to save George’s picture. He should have said, “Think…would Michelle save George Washington’s picture if the Muslims were burning down the White House? ” He should call me.

Herman McCain: “I will run this country like I did all my other fast food restaurants, with a sense of humor!”

Jon Huntsman: “I will bring my Harley to the White House and ride around Washington because I love my bikes!” What he didn’t say was how much the extra snipers on the rooftops were going to cost.

Michelle Bachmann: The, “HEY…I won the Iowa straw poll and they keep saying that Romney and Perry are the frontrunners when they’re NOT!” Actually, she was the best at being honest and truthful in a room full of major ego’s. Already she is being said to have been too “shrill.”

And so, once again, nobody admits, I fell asleep..sorry.

 

 

September 13, 2011 Posted by | Elections | , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS SpongeBob SquarePants

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we find out a clue to an important question that many of us in the nation have been asking ourselves—

Was Obama raised on SpongeBob SquarePants? Has he been secretly watching the program? Does he watch SpongeBob on his I-Phone? Is that why he fought the Secret Service so hard to keep it?

Have you noticed recently that Obama seems to keep repeating himself? Could the President have short-term attention deficit?

This important research was released today:

CHICAGO (AP) – The cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants is in hot water from a study suggesting that watching just nine minutes of that program can cause short-term attention and learning problems in 4-year-olds.

Frankly, I’m worried. By his behavior, and by this new information, it’s possible that Obama has logged in more than five or six years of Mr. SquarePants, which explains why he keeps ending up on the golf course. He really has no idea how many times he has been there. He simply doesn’t remember. He has short-term deficit…a problem even SpongeBob himself does not have.

Just today, ‘President’ Obama gave a jobs speech, repeating the very same things he has been talking about since before he was elected: and yet, he is acting like it’s a brand new concept. Tax the rich. Tax the rich,…and tax the rich.

This continuous repetition about taxing the rich…is becoming a red flag for his obvious SpongeBob metal deficit.

But there is more: He wants to rebuild the infrastructure of the United States. But, somehow he has forgotten the GE moved all its manufacturing to China. He said that’s what the FIRST $800 billion dollar stimulus was for, jobs and infrastructure. We all remember—but…nothing was shovel ready, when he said it would be shovel ready. That was only a year ago. Did he forget?

Is Obama seeing Lobsters dancing when he looks down from Air Force One? Is there a SquarePants Czar in the Oval Office telling him to get on the plane? Is that why he keeps getting on Air Force One? He forgot he was just on it?

This just in:

President Barack Obama on Monday proposed paying for his jobs plan by eliminating $467 billion in tax breaks for wealthier Americans and corporations, triggering a new battle with Republicans in Congress.

He said that he would “take” away tax loopholes, to anyone making $200,000 a year, or a family making $250,000. That means, if you are thinking about giving to the mentally ill down the street,(or in the White House) or public broadcasting, just so that you can keep some money to take a vacation this year… FORGET IT!

Obama is also suggesting cutting the Social Security taxes in half. Did he forget what he has promised? He wants to SAVE the program. Yep, he forgot.

Poor SpongeBob. He has no clue that the very President he has been entertaining for all these years, is actually trying to pass a bill that will destroy his job. People will not have enough money left after paying for all the new taxes to continue their Nickelodium cable subscriptions. But, good news…the kids in Saudi Arabia will still get their SpongeBob fix. Which…could be a good thing when they forget just where they were suppose to detonate.

The test said that it was the fast paced actions of SpongeBob that caused the “brains” to stop functioning.

Really, it’s not the fast action of the program that is making kids stupid, it’s the politically correct garbage they pump out on the show. Thank goodness SpongeBob was not around during the first landing on the moon…those guys would still be up there, having forgot where they placed the moon module.

So…either SpongeBob SquarePants is really a secret-ops CIA initiative to dumb down the world, (including the Taliban) or the Republicans are streaming it into Obama’s head when he sleeps. Nobody is glad I figured this out.

If you want final proof that our President suffers from short-term attention deficit, he said “PASS THIS BILL!” fifteen times during his speech, and since that time, he has been repeating it every five minutes.
If I were a Republicans candidate running for election, I would certainly bring this matter of Obama’s SpongeBob short-term mental deficit up in the debates.

Of course…they might have to repeat it to him a few times…

September 12, 2011 Posted by | Obama | , , | 1 Comment