Nobody’s Fool: Peter Kay
Nobody’s Fool
Here’s a guy after my own heart. I remember sitting by my record player for HOURS trying to figure out what some singer said. Mick Jagger was the worst.
“I’ll never be your Beast of Burden, I’ll walk for miles, and I’ll be certain?”
And then there’s the famous words to “Louie, Louie” which Dave Barry wrote a whole book about. To most Americans, it was the most obscene words ever allowed on the air…but it was just a matter of what?
Anyway, just because this guy cracked me up last night so badly, I had to play it again this morning… I’m giving Peter Kay my Nobody’s Fool award for the week.
Enjoy!
Can We Ban Stallone For Doing Too Many Steroids?
Nobody Wins
“Well, I guess we won’t be seeing anymore Expendables at the movies.” said my husband.
It’s been a common decision in our house: If you are a movie star, and you decide to put down the common folks who spend the big money to go see your movies, then we don’t have to give you our money.
Stallone, has been getting on my nerves lately. Yo Rocky…What happened to you? Too many punches in the head?
Stallone has made most of his money simply because he has appealed to the conservative Americans. Rocky was all about individual hard work and the theme that, in America, you CAN be the champ if you work hard enough. And he went on to milk the American’s are really good guys themes…in fact he has always had those themes running throughout his movies. It’s the REASON they were successful.
And yet, when he talks on his own time, he sounds like a wimpy liberal kiss-ass Obama puppet. During the Trayvon Martin trail, he said no Americans needed to own a gun.
Gee..can the word hypocrisy get any bigger?
And now, Stallone is replacing Bruce Willis (who by all accounts IS a conservative) with Harrison Ford in his next Expendable movie: 
Stallone gleefully announced yesterday that Willis had been booted from “The Expendables” summer franchise, calling him a greedy, lazy jerk. The “Rocky” actor tweeted: “WILLIS OUT… HARRISON FORD IN !!!! GREAT NEWS !!!!! Been waiting years for this!!!!” Not satisfied with simply showing Willis the door, Stallone added this parting Twitter shot: “GREEDY AND LAZY …… A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILURE.”
Are these guys that stupid? Does Stallone think that the people who go to see his movies, are going to want to fork out money to see the liberal lover Harrison Ford?
Sly might be in for a surprise. In fact, the whole movie industry is in shock..NOBODY IS GOING TO THE Movies! Spielberg has even predicted the industry won’t be able to survive.
And it’s has much more to do with rebellion than content. It’s not just the movies that are suffering…the cities newspapers are falling like dead flies off an electrical grid. The Boston Globe and the Washington Post were recently sold at a loss, and I’m waiting for the Post Dispatch to go, because they almost have to give it away here in St. Louis.
So, what’s up?
Rush Limbaugh had it right today….the real reason the newspapers (and the movies) are going out of business is because people, like me, were sick of opening up their morning paper and seeing whole pages devoted to some poor African village starving, and how horrible America was in not sending the world all its money.
The leftist Marxist took over all the newspapers in America, the people stopped buying them, and they wonder why.
It’s the same reason the movies are bombing…
Hey, I’ll stay home and watch reruns of Tom Selleck as Jesse Stone, who I know is a patriot, rather than spend money on Sylvester Stallone blowing up another village in some third world country, all the while saying in real life, he doesn’t believe in that sort of thing.
I thought the first Expendables was great—But I will never pay to see another movie of Sly Stone’s no matter how much I want to.
The man, is a coward, a fraud, and an American sellout. Let him move to China.
Nobody Wins when Hollywood is just another mouthpiece for government propaganda. Sorry Sly—I doubt that Bruce Willis’s career will suffer.
Baseball is not the only thing that steroids has damaged, Nobody Wins when your hero’s are on steroids….and everybody knows…steroids cause brain damage. What better proof do you need? 
“Nobody Is Spying On Americans”
Nobody Wonders
—Obama is so good at lying, you have to wonder why anybody would not believe what he says. Notice, he comes right out and says, “Nobody is spying on Americans.” Really? Then why collect all that data of millions of people who are NOT terrorists? Of course you are spying on us! It’s not like the Boston bomber is going to call Joe Tea Party and ask for directions to the hardware store. Add in the collection of all our financial transactions, being able to turn off our cars, every single thing we do on the internet…and the soon-to-be massive drone surveillance, and it’s a fact that the 4th amendment no longer exists because you simply ignore it.
Bush and Obama sat calmly and said….”Hey…we’re not doing anything here!”
It’s a dangerous road and they are our benevolent dictators. It frankly should scare the %$% out of all of us.
Notice Obama says they have found no abuse…which is insane because of the IRS scandal. Abuse and corruption is more the norm than not In that great oligarchy called D.C.
Nobody Wonders just how many idiots out there do NOT know that this man is an expert at lying?
The video is even scarier because Obama puts on his best “I’m the expert, I’m your daddy, I speak the truth” face and he is so good at it, and Jay Leno of course, is not going to say something like
“Well how about the abuse at the IRS and you put the women who was in charge of that scandal, in charge of OBAMACARE! WHY!!”
No, Jay Leno, who was being used, and was almost maudlin as the sit-in sycophant. Jay still has a lot of garages to maintain….and Nobody Wonders why all the entertainers on the planet fall behind this man.
Nobody also Wonders, how long it took to do Obama’s makeup. It looks like it was sprayed on.
And one last point: If this cell phone stuff really works, then why in the world did you have to close down the whole city of Boston Mr. Obama? How come it came down to a guy in a house who told you where the kid was? If this phone surveillance worked…you would have caught him in the hour. But you didn’t. And so, the real reason you are collecting data has nothing to do with following terrorists, does it Mr. Obama?
Do YOU Believe in UFO’s?
Nobody Knows
–If we are being visited by aliens from other planets, although, Steven Spielberg has made some great movies pondering it. Carl Sagan thought it was almost an impossibility for life on other planets NOT to exist, and if you apply all the laws that we know to the universe, he is right.
But, if you have never seen a UFO, you want proof. (Show me the Starstuff!) David J. Eicher, the Editor- in- Chief of Astronomy Magazine had this to say in the Huffington Post:
In this day and age we are awash in a sea of information overload — much of it good and much more of it utter nonsense. It pervades TV, social media, and cellphones. Much of it panders to people’s faint wishes rather than sticking to the facts, and nowhere is this better illustrated than the garbage pseudoscience programs catering to UFO enthusiasts.
He goes on to point out that space is just TOO big for any life forms to get here…and yet, there have been many a reliable person that HAS seen UFO…and gone on to tell about it. Jimmy Carter, saw one, and while many do not like his politics, he did have a degree in nuclear physics. In fact, thousands of people all over the world swear they have seen one…do we just dismiss them?
My parents said they saw one, driving home one night from a friend’s house.
I grew up believing my brother was an alien from another planet, because he once said he saw one land back in the woods behind our house in Florida…and sure enough, he took me to see the sight, and sure enough, the plants and sand were burnt where he said he saw it land. After that, I was convinced they had come before and impregnated my mother with my brother and just came back every few years to check up on him. No human could get by with as much as he did, unless his name was Ferris Bueller.
(He really didn’t start looking like my dad until he was 45.)
But, David forgets something: UFO’s have been around long before TV, Cellphones, and the internet. All over the world, from the time man has been able to write, he has reported seeing UFO’s. :
91 BC, Umbria, Rome, Italy: “Near Spoletium a gold-colored fireball rolled down to the ground, increased in size: seemed to move off the ground toward the east and was big enough to blot out the sun.”
12 BC: China: “In the first year of the Yuen yen period, at the 4th Moon, between 3pm and 5pm, a meteor appeared, the front part the size of a vase over 100 feet long. It’s light was red whitish. It stood far to the SE of the sun. It threw off fiery sparks on four sides, some as large as a pail, others the size of an egg. They fell like rain. This phenomenon lasted until the evening
187 Rome, Italy: “We read in Herodian that in the time of Commodus stars were seen all the day long, and that some stretched in length, hanging as it were in the midst of the air, which was a token of a cloud not kindled but driven together: .
And let’s not forget Ezekiel of the Bible, who said he was taken away by some wheels in the sky…
It’s all too familiar. There are literally HUNDREDS of sightings of UFO’s recorded by various people in all the countries of the world, long before Christ was born, and all throughout history..that nobody talks about. One guy even wrote a book about it: Wonders in the Sky, Jacques Vallee.
Nobody Thinks that David is right about one thing, lots of people are having a lot of fun…running around hyping about UFO’s.
But on the other hand, I think to say that just because space is so vast, nobody would come here to visit us, is a simple rationalization from a simple mind. He has no proof, therefore it isn’t real.
Imagine what a caveman would have thought if he saw a modern plane land near his cave? No caveman alive would have ever imagined putting 300 people on a plane in the air. David would have been the caveman saying, “You people must know that man can’t fly! Remember when Beelzebub fell off the cliff?”
And I’m not sure Aliens would want to visit us…unless we were on the menu.
Remember when Obama said:
“YOU DIDN”T BUILD THAT!”
He was really talking about the pyramids.
So…let’s be honest: Nobody really Know if the aliens are just watching us but …in the meantime, why not imagine it?
It would be foolish not to.
Al Gore Has Competition….
Nobody Flashes
This was reported on July 30, 2013, by NASA. Nobody suggests that Al Gore might want to redo his hockey stick….Yes Al..there is a bigger ball of gas in the universe than you, and hopefully, it hits you in the head.
Nobody’s Perfect: Charlie Rangel VS Oprah Winfrey
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have people arguing about saying nasty words—
Let’s start with Charlie Rangel:
In an interview with the Daily Beast published Friday, Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY) suggested Tea Partiers are the “same group” who fought for segregation during the Civil Rights movement. It’s the same group we faced in the South with those white crackers and the dogs and the police. They didn’t care about how they looked,” Rangel said.
Because of this, Rangel said the Tea Party could be defeated using the same tactics employed against Jim Crow.
“It was just fierce indifference to human life that caused America to say enough is enough. ‘I don’t want to see it and I am not a part of it.’ What the hell! If you have to bomb little kids and send dogs out against human beings, give me a break,” said Rangel.
Yes, Charlie just called LBJ a cracker…because LBJ was against civil rights before he was for it. You know, kind of like how Bill Clinton was for marriage between a man and a woman before he was against it, or Obama who was against NSA spying before he was for it.
It’s hard to keep up with these things. Charlie here takes the great liberty of making white conservatives, who have probably helped and employed more black people than Charlie has even giving a decent tip to, while eating at his upper class New York restaurants all his life. Charlie is making you think that white Tea Party crackers are bombing little kids and sending our dogs out after them just by the comparison.
Charlie should come to North County St Louis, and walk the black neighborhoods, where his black brothers care so little about the black kids, they let their pet Rottweiler’s roam the neighborhoods in packs.
And then, there’s Oprah Winfrey, who is continuing Obama’s talk on the terrible racism in America, by promoting her upcoming movie, (free advertising) and saying that Trayvon was murdered. Oh…and one more thing:.
Oprah Winfrey says she has no tolerance for anyone who uses the N-word around her — no matter the color of their skin — saying, “You cannot be my friend and use that word around me.”
Sure looks like she is going to be friends with Jay-Z anyway, doesn’t it? That was really a big beat-down from Oprah wasn’t it? Imagine her reaction if that had been Brittany Spears? And didn’t Jay Z say they have taken the power OUT of the word? Think about that, and try not to say anything to its logic.
You can’t.
And just to prove that there is STILL racism in the world, Oprah had a recent racist encounter…not in America, but in Switzerland:
While Winfrey may be one of the most recognizable faces on the planet, she apparently doesn’t have as big a fan base in Switzerland. Winfrey tells O’Dell that while in Zurich for Tina Turner’s wedding she left the hotel to go shopping by herself and was denied service when the clerk assumed that Winfrey wouldn’t be able to afford the bag she was asking to see.
Oh my. You know, that happened to me last weekend Oprah? I walked into a cheap costume jewelry store, in an upper- class mall, and a Chinese lady followed me all over the place because she was absolutely sure I was going to steal something.
Did my skin color give me away? No….my husband was wearing a hat with the American flag on it. We were….
CRACKERS! Poor crackers at that.
That’s a long way from being hung by the KKK, Oprah…get a grip. 
Obviously we need to think up some NEW nasty words to call each other.
How about…Since the whites can’t say the ‘n’ word, how about we call black people we don’t like;
BUMS
And the black people who don’t like white people…how about you call us….
BUMS.
Let’s make it an equal opportunity word and then we can put cracker and nigger out to pasture with supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Or maybe the black people should just call all white people niggers for awhile…since they think it is a sign of affection, and we’ll call them all Jay-Z.
Can you believe the richest woman in America is actually bitching about this?
So….Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award this week?
Charlie Rangel. Oprah may be in love with Obama, and is still having childhood rape issues. (By the way…I wonder what name she would have for her former black rapists?) but Rangel is a full blown BUM of the highest order.
The ‘n’ word is too good for him.
All it Takes is a Few Holes….
Nobody Reports
Hey! Ever wonder why there are so many thugs running around the United States? Ever wonder how many Jihadist carrying suitcases have wandered across this little open space?
Here’s a video you won’t see on your favorite network cable channel: but Brandon Darby of Breitbart made his own film….thereby proving that securing the border FIRST is a must for any immigration policy.
And if you believe that’s going to happen, then you also believe that Eleanor Roosevelt used to talk to Hillary Clinton in the White House. What? You thought only Nancy Reagan was into the occult? Hillary talked to Eleanor every day! If ONLY Eleanor would have been born later….we might have gotten the first GAY couple in the White House. WAIT! There’s STILL time for hope! Janet Reno is still alive and ready, and with the right barber, could be made to look like Eleanor…a few frumpy dresses, some new frumpy shoes….hey…I can see it.
Okay. Off the subject….
On a good note, Jan Brewer has stood firmly against the Commando Mugabe-in-chief…..proving that at least a few people in Arizona didn’t vote for John McCain, and that’s always a refreshing thought. 
Happy Birthday?
Nobody’s Opinion
I’m writing this on Obama’s birthday and I don’t know what’s stranger…not seeing flashes of him receiving his birthday cake at the White House, or reading today’s headlines which are saying that “they” expect a major Al-Qaeda attack on our country. To show how serious Obama is taking “protecting'” our overseas embassies (due to the fact that he didn’t protect them before) he has closed down all our embassies throughout the Middle East.
Something tells me, everyone who works at the embassies is still getting paid.
But getting back to his birthday…was it arrogance for everyone to suppose that the attacks would come on his birthday? Does Obama’s birthday have more significant than 9/11? Is he that hated in the Middle East?
Has he sided with the Muslim Brotherhood just one too many times? (Yes. Yes. Yes. and Yes.) In any case, he is playing golf at Camp David.
He’s hiding.
And if all this “chatter” as they call it, is that serious, a precursor to World War III…then it more likely will be another attack on our own soil. Some author last week wrote a book about the next attack and picked Houston, in fact, he was hysterical.
The Democrats would sigh with relief.
All last week, authors, radio hosts, political blogs, and all the major media networks have been broadcasting an attack: It’s coming—-We just don’t know where it will hit. And Nobody Says: What do you MEAN you don’t know where it will hit? You only have every single phone call made anywhere in the world on your data banks.
Which leads me to a different subject. The movie Independence Day is on right now. And nobody but me has been wondering why in the world did they make so many movies where the United States ‘cities are destroyed. The number one reason to me seems to be that the bigger movie market now is in China, India…the rest of the world. And we are so unpopular in the rest of the world, if you destroy the United States in your movie, you are guaranteed box office success. Not to mention, fear is a good way to control your own people.
It’s a win/win for politicians and their movie star directors. But, nevertheless, it has also helped to foster greater animosity towards us: If only life was like the movies—- thinks Mohammed.
Obama has proven, with every day, that no man could be more dangerous in the White House, at this dangerous time in history, than him, and America has no more money left to fight a war. We are 17 trillion dollars in debt, and that’s just the number they want us to believe.
Obama, would love a war. And if coincidences never happen in politics, then presenting Obama as the next FDR on Time’s magazine front cover so long ago, was more than just wishful thinking.
So, what happens if nothing happens?
That’s’ easy: They will all come out and say, (especially those little dweeby generals that look like they never lifted a bucket of water let alone a gun) that they prevented another 9/11 BECAUSE the NSA setup is working…therefore the Orwellian state of surveillance will stay.
And what could be a more perfect birthday present for Obama?
Muslim Joke of the Day
Nobody Gets Email
I usually do not post jokes, but this one made ME laugh. And now, I expect the FBI will be knocking on my door asking me questions about my intentions as a U.S. citizen. So, I need to win the lottery so I can hide from them. (Thanks to my liberal friend, J.R.)
Muslim Joke of the day:
A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says “I feel terrible.”
The doctor examines him and then says: “You need to pee and shit in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days.”
The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor and says “I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?”
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The doctor replied “You were homesick.”
Nobody’s Email: Jeff Gordon Undercover….
Nobody Gets Email
I’m guessing most of you have seen this commercial on TV— but here’s the extended version which is MUCH more fun. Since politics are so ‘depressing’ , I think it’s only fitting we should start the weekend with something fun. And also, because a good friend I know wouldn’t mind seeing it ONE….MORE….TIME!
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Mona)
Nobody Cares About Obama’s American Dream
Nobody Cares
—that our President sees no hypocrisy in attacking Kim Kardashian and Kanye West about how they flaunt their riches:
He said, “The American dream involved some pretty basic stuff — a good job where you felt some security, a good education … People felt if they worked hard they could get there … I don’t think people went around saying to themselves, ‘I need to have a 10,000-square-foot house’ … I think there has also been a shift in culture. We weren’t exposed to the things we didn’t have in the same way that kids these days are. There was not that window into the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Kids weren’t monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing or where Kanye West was going on vacation and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.”
Really? “Kanye West was going on vacation and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.”?
HOW many vacations has Obama taken since being in office? HOW many rounds of golf has he played? Wouldn’t you say that means that Obama thinks that one of the marks of his own success is how many vacations he can get for free on the taxpayers dime?
What Obama is really saying is this:
“I don’t want all you people to even THINK that you will be able to someday be as rich as Kim Kardashian, or even feel you should strive to make enough money to buy a big house and be able to go on vacations because YOU WON”T! Ain’t gonna happen folks. The rich should only be a few (like me) and the American dream has to be toned down to the rest of the world…you know, be happy if you have a cell phone, a computer, and a bed to sleep in. Besides, I don’t like Kanye, he said some really phony things about me.”
Going on vacation is not the mark of success…the mark of success is how many of you can keep from having too many babies, and uh..that’s why I got the ‘morning after pill’ on the market for everyone.
You’re welcome.”
Obama’s American dream where nobody has any more than anybody else, is about as appealing as a rotten banana, and draws just as many flies. 
Nobody Remembers Paul Revere
Nobody Remembers
Listen my Children and you shall hear, the midnight ride of Paul Revere.
From “Paul Revere’s Ride” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Hey. I believed it. I always had a picture in my mind, of one brave and handsome silversmith, who looked out his window, saw the British coming, jumped on his horse, and went from town to town shouting, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”
Sure, I believed it…I was a kid.
The real truth is there were about sixty riders that night, moving about the countryside doing the exact same thing. The “spy” who warned Paul of the coming Brits was by most historian accounts, believed to be Mrs. Gage, the wife of the famous British general. Nobody Wonders what kind of fight Mr. and Mrs. Gage had the next night, and what was it about Paul Revere that made her tell him such a secret?
By most accounts, he was a good-looking man.
And come on…Paul likely didn’t shout the “British were coming!” because…at that time, we were all British. Paul didn’t finish that ride to Lexington and Concord, because he was captured by a British patrol before he got there, and said a lot of very nasty things to them upon being captured.
Maybe he had a few drinks as he was known to do. But that doesn’t make him any less of an American hero. He was a member of the Sons of Liberty, and involved in every way with Independence.
Revere, not only worked in silver, gold, and dental plates, he drew cartoons and flyers for Sam Adams who as many know, controlled the town’s main printing press, and was the chief agitator. He was on the boat dumping tea with the best of them, dressed up as an Indian the night of the Boston Tea Party raid.
But on that famous night of April, 18, 1775, there were two other men who rode with him: William Dawes and Dr. Samuel Prescott. William Dawes actually did make it to Concord, and changed history.
“Listen my children and you shall hear, the midnight ride of William Dawes.”
Nope. Doesn’t rhyme. If only William last name had been Deares.
There was another more important reason that Paul Revere should be given credit.(And a personal one for me I might add.) Besides capturing the American supply of gunpowder and bullets— Gage wanted to capture John Hancock and Samuel Adams.
And because Paul Revere got to them before Gage did…..some of the top guys of the Revolution lived to carry on the fight. Who knows what would have happened in history if John Hancock and Sam Adams had been hanged?
Nobody really knows who fired the first shot at Lexington. Some say, some guy just wanted to get a drink at the pub, emptied his last shot outside, (You couldn’t take your gun into the pubs) and started the whole thing.
But Nobody Thinks that is about as unreliable as Longfellow’s poem written years afterward, giving the credit to just one man. So, why did he twist the truth?
Longfellow later admitted he wrote the poem to stress the importance of fighting for liberty and how individuals could make a difference. It was 1861…right before the civil war.
Noble sentiments.
Nobody Thinks we could use a few more of those old guys.
But..the midnight ride of Paul Revere was pure propaganda. Remember that the next time you hear that it was Barack Obama killed bin Laden.
The truth is more like:
“Listen my children and you shall ‘yo mamma”, at the midnight parties of Barack Obama.”
What? You were expecting Longfellow?
Nobody’s Fool: Rand Paul
Nobody’s Fool
This week, Rand Paul is getting hammered. It’s the “Sarah Palin” attack all over again, except this time Chris Christie is on the attack. Christie no doubt wants the Republican nomination, and yet, he is beyond a RINO…he is a RIDO
(Republican Imitating Democrats Only.)
For whatever it’s worth, Rand Paul put him in his place, and Christie ends up looking like a big Union Thug bully, which is no doubt, why New Jersey Loves him.
Ann Coulter, on the other hand, doesn’t anymore.
Rand Paul wins the Nobody’s Fool award for the week, because he wasn’t afraid to point out the REAL porker talking.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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