It’s BACK!
Nobody Gets Comments!
YEAH! Hey, I really appreciate you guys telling me exactly what you thought about that last template!…
It sucked! So, I’m back to this one..:)
On another note, I was out buying Christmas lights today. MAN. China is making money off Christmas. That’s the good news. Christmas will be celebrated forever more in America just because China wouldn’t be able to build all those nuclear. missiles without Christmas decorations.
I’m pretty sure I paid for at least one battle carrier today. Anyway…once again…
Thanks guys!
Nobody’s Opinion
Did She Know, or Didn’t She?
Nobody Flashes
DEAR READERS!—WordPress is having a free trial on some of their more expensive themes…so I’m going to try maybe this one and maybe one other. Please tell me if you like a more formal format, or something like this, which is…sort of different…
Having said that…
I had a friend all upset about this article—-
From The Daily: Elizabeth Garner, 42, who cheered for the Tennessee Titans for three seasons until 2008, also reportedly agreed to drug screenings and to attend two Alcoholics Anonymous meetings a week when she was sentenced in October. Garner, who is married, allegedly tried to perform oral sex on the boy in a bathroom during a party at his parents’ home.
Ms Garner said she was so drunk at this party that she thought the 12-year old boy was some other guy.
HA! What’s really funny is my dear friend (I cannot mention his name) actually thought that it was possible that you could get drunk enough that you wouldn’t remember having oral sex with a really young kid. Nobody Thinks what more than likely happened is that Elizabeth was either dared, or paid, or something, to do the act by probably other men at the party. And yes, she probably was really drunk, but you’d have to be passed out not to notice the ‘guy’ was maybe a bit too….young.
But I really don’t think that’s what was upsetting the guy…he joked that he was getting beat on the hand by ugly nuns at 12…darn! Nevertheless, he is concerned about the consumption of alcohol and what it does to young women.
I love guys. And so, that’s why I posted this very fun picture.
What do YOU think? Did she really not know?
White House…White Trash…BIG Tree!
Nobody Cares
I can just hear the conversations in the White House before this:
“Ah mom…do we HAVE to?”
Both of Michelle’s daughters looked bored to death. And notice, Michelle acted as if the tree was HER personal tree.. her attitude is, “Hey thanks for giving us such a big tree, right girls?” She put on a very short— “Okay now! Big tree…now you people GO AWAY!” speech.
She couldn’t help but be herself. Instead of, saying, “The American people appreciate this beautiful tree, and the tradition it brings in the spirit of the season.” Or something more high class, she made a sort of fake appreciation of the moment. No doubt, they are looking forward to the parties, but they all really want to get away. You can see it on their faces.
And speaking of them getting out in the world, millions of poor people (many of them black) all over the country right now are fighting in Wal-Marts for their big screen TV’s, (because they can’t afford them at any other time) are at this moment suffering the long lines, while the Obama’s will probably be going to Hawaii, after they get finished with all their holiday parties. Obama’s trips to Hawaii are always the most expensive to the taxpayers, but he doesn’t care. “Let them eat Cup Cakes!”
Kelly Osborne had it right, when she was blocked for an hour from getting into her Beverly Hills home because Obama was at a private party at some basketball players house. She basically said last week that the Obama’s act more like Kings and Queens than the real Royalty in England.
But, as the great Obama once said, ‘You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.” I think it takes one to know one.
Nobody Thinks we have our first “White trash” family in the White House, no offense to the real white trash out there who are in a higher class than these two.
Does Alex Baldwin Have a Brain Tumor?
Nobody Wonders
By now, everybody knows that the hot-tempered Alex Baldwin’s show got suspended from MSNBC because he allegedly called someone a fag. To be more precise a “c-…f….u..king fag.”
And last week, Alex stood up for himself by wondering why Martin Bashir did not get fired for saying Sarah Palin should have a mouth full of excrement’s. That’s just not fair.
Nobody Thinks, he has a good point. After all, Martin was on the air at the time, Alex was just being his usual jerky self, getting into his car.
Alex said this:
“Martin Bashir’s on the air, and he made his comment on the air! I dispute half the comment I made… if I called him ‘c*****cking maggot’ or a ‘c*****cking motherf***er’… ‘f***ot’ is not the word that came out of my mouth,” Baldwin said. “That I know.”
So, Nobody Wonders why Bashir was not fired?
How about a few speculations?
- Martin Bashir was born in London, and had a Pakistanni Father. He LOOKS Muslim. It’s very important for the liberal left to keep Muslim-looking people on the air. Even the local networks are trying very hard to fill that ‘diversity’ spot. Everyone already has enough blacks reporting the news, now they need Muslims. Sorry Alex, you’re a white guy.
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MSNBC secretly LOVED what Martin Bashir did. The top network liberals hate Sarah Palin.
3. The liberals really could care less about women’s rights, but GAY rights…that’s a whole other ball game. Which makes you wonder how many rich people running our world are really …gay?
And probably the most important:
4. In 2008, Bashir was discovered to have a small growth in his pituitary gland. He still has it, though it appears to be under control. “I have a brain tumor,” Bashir told Fishbowl DC when asked why he was missing from his MSNBC show on Friday. “It’s fine but it causes a problem from time to time.”
Did you know that? I didn’t. But I do know that when there is brain damage from a brain tumor, people’s personalities change. Sometimes they become very ‘aggressively’ mean and thoughtless, not meaning to. I know. I’ve seen this happen. My father had two brain tumors, and so did my best friend from high school. It could very well be that Mr. Bashir cannot help his mental degenerative state of mind.
Having said that, it does make you wonder if Alex Baldwin might have a brain tumor also.
If I were him, I’d check it out. It would mean that he is being decriminated against because he, like Martin, has a brain tumor. After all—-It’s only FAIR.
Staging Obama! Staging Obama! Staging Obama!
Nobody Knows
If you think that THIS was not staged by Obama, because that’s not how he works his propaganda machine…let me tell you a little story, and why I’m sure that ‘heckler’ was a plant:
Years ago, I was playing piano in the lounge/bar of a Doubletree Hotel, in Chesterfield, Missouri. I was pretty far away from the main lobby. Back at that time, George H.W. Bush was Vice President. Everyone knew he was going to spend the night at the hotel. But, what I saw that night completely shocked me. I was there early that day, but so were his bodyguards. They came into the bottom floor of the hotel and checked every single lamp, every bottle, the piano, me, the potted plants, my music book, the bottle in the bar, the carpet, just about everything. And this was in a room that wasn’t even near the lobby. The only thing they didn’t look under was my dress. And then they did the same thing…three more times.
I managed to sneak a peek outside the lobby door that night on my break, and was amazed to see a long line of expensive limousines pulling up to the front of the hotel. I counted 13 of those, and another ten just regular cars following him. All he did, was get out of the car, go to the elevator, and up to the room.
All that, for the Vice President.
Now…fast forward twenty years. Obama shuts down whole cities. Hell, he shuts down whole countries when he travels. Millions of people hate the President right now. Do you really think that the people they put behind him for his photo-ops are not carefully, hand-picked? Do you really think they just pick people out of the audience that day?
Staging Obama!
Then you’re a special kind of stupid.
Another clue that this guy was a plant, was in his response. Notice how Obama did not get upset, and was totally in control and sure to mention that if he had the sole power to grant amnesty he would…but for the law. The “uh guys, its’ okay” was all part of the act. He doesn’t WANT you to think that it was staged so that was a nice little touch. What he is putting in everyone’s mind is that he should be given complete power. It’s mind manipulation. That mean old Tea Party Congress and those American laws are getting in the way of illegals getting amnesty and the American dream.
Today Glenn Beck was asking everyone to pray for Obama, because of this ‘heckler” behind him in this video. That man, Glenn thought, could have really hurt Obama. I don’t know if Glenn Beck has no clue how this man will go to the ends of the earth to protect his own self, or if he really thinks people can get that close to any President.
Obama has cut off photographers from the White House. He has his own food taster. He has shut down the White House. He is about as paranoid as one person can get.
Nobody Knows if Obama will continue to ‘stage’ people ‘fainting’ and begging for him to ‘help’ them, so that he can continue to get all he wants, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be the only one who will keep saying he is staging these events himself for propaganda purposes.
After Benghazi, he ‘staged’ three weeks of blaming the whole thing on a video. This kind of stuff, is thought up in political game rooms, and done with great relish. They lie, they cheat, they steal, and powerful men have been known to murder to get what they want.
So, take it from me—I was in the entertainment business most of my life, and I know a staged act when I see one:
Staging Obama! Staging Obama! Sta…..ging…….. Obama!
The Baby Boomer Holocaust
Nobody Reports
This was called the “Best Obamacare Deconstruction Video You Will Ever Find.”
That is…correct. They end it with the great Ronald Reagan, who tried to warn us all about socialized medicine.
This Nobody Thinks it will be more than just ‘rationed’ care….it will be a smiley-face holocaust of the ‘boomer’ generation. You won’t see the numbers of people dying before their time, no American government agency will report it, but it’s coming. They will just not get the care they would have before Obama decided to play God.
May every Democrat that pushed this Obamanation on the country be damned. If we should be made to live under it, then so should they.
As far as I’m concerned they are all officially–tyrants.
Nobody’s Perfect: Rep. Trey Radel VS Jermaine Lloyd
Nobody’s Perfect:
Cocaine. The rich get a little money, and they just can’t seem to help themselves—- They love to do cocaine. Obama did so much cocaine throughout his life, his sweat is being collected by his buddy Mr. Love and being sold on e-bay for over a $1000 dollars a drop. (Just kidding, his poll numbers are going down. His sweat has dropped in value.)
And last week, we had Rob Ford, who had so much coke flowing through his blood, he was knocking over old ladies.
So this week, on our Nobody’s Perfect list of losers, we have a somebody (a politician) vs. a nobody. (not sure what this guy does) The world is filling up with somebody’s and nobody’s and comparing the two is always educational, don’t you think?
Let’s start with the politician first: Rep. Trey Radel, simply because he’s from a city that is close to my old home town of Naples, Florida:
(Newser) – A freshman Republican in the House now has much bigger worries than a re-election campaign. Rep. Trey Radel, who represents Florida’s Fort Myers area, has been charged with misdemeanor cocaine possession in DC, reports Politico. The Miami Herald describes Radel as a “libertarian-leaning” Republican in line with the Tea Party and says the 37-year-old might have caught a break by getting busted in Washington: He would have faced felony charges in Florida. His maximum penalty in DC would be 180 days in jail and a $1,000 fine if convicted.
Right! He got busted in D.C., where, as far as we know, half the city is on crack! They sure act like it. He has a wife and a son, and I’m sure two very proud parents somewhere in Ft. Myers wondering how this could have happened.
And then there’s the nobody: Jermaine Lloyd, who was busted because he was running around naked with a turban on his head.
Deputies had to use force Sunday to subdue a naked man wearing only high heels and a turban after spotting him hiding behind a tree trying to put on pink women’s panties and pantyhose.
The bag he dropped had cocaine and marijuana in it, but it’s the pink panties, high heels, and the turban that make this man so special. Jerome has taken diversity to a whole new level.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week? Aha! My first tendency is to give the award to Jerome, because Trey was just cokin…not running around naked with a Turban on his head.
On the other hand, Trey is being paid to represent the good people of Ft. Meyers. As a tax-paying citizen of Lee Country, I’m offended that my representative is hanging out with the people in Washington.
Unlike the motto of Las Vagas: What happens in Washington, doesn’t stay in Washington. In fact, it usually ruins the whole country. He should know that.
So, Congratulations Trey! You win, the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week, for basically not knowing that Obama is out to get anyone who is associated with the Tea Party. Everyone else is allowed to do cocaine…just not you. Trey is already being audited as we speak.
(Just kidding, I have no idea.) But I’d like to add him to the list of other moronic politicians: 
What is Miley Cyrus Trying to Tell Us?
Nobody Flashes
Everyone waited in anticipation for Miley’s Cyrus’s performance on the MTV Music Awards. Would she Twerk? Tweet? Trip? Yes, the whole world anticipated an even more salacious sexual move from Miley. Would she be like Madonna, and pull out a bed and have sex onstage?Lady Gaga had that covered having sex in the Oval office where she told the rapper President he could do whatever he wanted with her body.
Miley instead, knew she could not compete with the acts before her, so what did she do? She presented herself as a…what? A big Pussy!
We saw a giant kitten in space viral explosions, where the kitty cried, just like Miley. It was a kitty acid trip from the sixties. The Grateful Dead meets Kitty Power!
I thought it was a bit—what? So here’s a few wonderments as to what exactly Miley artistically was trying to tell us and what this could possibly mean for her career:
- She is wearing the new Miley pussy cat apparel to be sold soon in your local Wal-Mart.
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She is starting a new designer jewelry line, where the largest bracelet will be selling for $500 at Macy’s.
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She wants everyone to know that she is really just a sweet pussy cat that everyone has misjudged as being a slut and she truly does have feelings.
Those were MY first thoughts. Now…my husband just walked into the room, and said this:
1. Which litter box would you change?
2.Which one licks itself?
3.Who coughs up the biggest hairball?
4. Bet you the one on the right is already spaded.
5. Whose going to have the biggest litter?
I try not to encourage him.
The Jews Have No Say…Whatsoever
Nobody’s Opinion
It doesn’t seem to be enough for Obama to destroy America, now he’s off to start the countdown to chaos in the Middle East; I knew instantly that the Iranian deal was a bad deal because Obama decided to announce his big miracle on a Saturday night, when no one was watching but Chris Mathews. This is how they will cover their “mistake.” Nobody will actually remember the moment. From all accounts, it’s just a piece of paper…meaningless as a Jerry Burger empty sock. 
Come on—when was the last time you could believe anything Obama said?
“You can keep you’re doctors, and your Nukes too!”
Nobody Thinks he planned this move more than eight years ago. Why else did he make his very first speech as President in Cairo? First term: Destroy America with Universal Health Care: Second term: Destroy Israel and make a one nation Muslim Brotherhood in the middle East. Then get amnesty here in the U.S., and as many Muslims as you can possibly stuff in Mexican trucks. In the meantime, Iran needs just a little more time….
Netanyahu, is not pleased.
“What was accomplished last night in Geneva is not a historic agreement; it’s a historic mistake,” Netanyahu said during his weekly cabinet meeting on Sunday. “Today the world has become much more dangerous, because the most dangerous regime in the world took a meaningful step toward acquiring the most dangerous weapon in the world.”
According to John Bolton, this was all about keeping international pressure on Israel not to strike.
What are all those elite stocking in those limos’—-LSD?
Really? Saudi Arabia has already given Israel air space to strike.
Last Saturday night, John Kerry acted as if he just cured cancer. Kerry said they do not have the “right to enrichment.” Oh…and we are going to watch them— Just like Obama watches our borders, and all those Boston bombers taking trips overseas to learn how to make bombs— Just like Clinton gave nukes to North Korea, who swore HE wouldn’t develop them either.
Right. That’s not what Iran is saying. They say, they have been given permission to become nuclear. (see video)
An unnamed official in Netanyahu’s office told Army Radio that the agreement does allow Iran to enrich uranium, leaves Iran with all of the centrifuges that would allow it to produce fissile material for nuclear weapons, and does not dismantle Iran’s Arak heavy-water reactor, which could produce plutonium.
On a fun note: Sen. Chuck Schumer, a member of his party’s leadership team, said he was “disappointed” by the deal, which he called disproportional. Leave it to a democrat to use lame words like “disappointed” to describe the most dangerous country in the world getting nukes.
Is he going to be “disappointed’ when an atomic bomb is dropped? Is he ever going to be ‘disappointed’ in Obama?
And what does it tell you about the United Nations elite countries of Britain, China, France, Germany and Russia, and the U.S….when they make a deal with a small country like Iran, and leave out the country that Iran has sworn to eliminate from the earth?
The Jews, had absolute no say at all in its own survival.
And that, in fact, is historical.
And Now, a Word From Our Sponcer…
If you want to know what it would be like to come out of your house, after seeing a tornado heading right for you…and see your neighborhood gone—- this video gives you a pretty good idea. It was taken by a guy, whose daughter was having a really hard time not being scared. This happened very recently.
Luckily, neither one of them were harmed. What I find amazing is he kept the camera going the whole time.
I think the insurance company has the proof they need, don’t you?
(Warming: some heavy language)
(via Glenn Beck)
Nobody Gets Email: A Lovely Thought
Nobody Gets Email
You have to laugh at the wuzzie liberals, who are against gun control, but not killing the people they don’t like, like conservatives. Having said that, this IS just a fun joke, sent by a liberal,…and so, I can have visions of Harry Reid, until they invent a Google Eyeglasses that can zap brain thoughts.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to my liberal friend, JR)
This one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without also helping himself. –Ralph Waldo Emerson
In case you are having a rough day, here’s a stress management technique recommended in a recent psychological journal. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Your hands are dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so clear that you can make out the face of the Congressman you are holding underwater.
See? It worked. You’re smiling. You feel better already
Nobody Notes: on another subject altogether, I just HAD to share this picture of the other lamp I bought yesterday to go along with my King Tut statue in my library…cool huh?
Nobody Cares About My Broken Lamp
Nobody Cares
I didn’t post a thing today, being as to the fact that I went early Christmas shopping, because I HATE to shop in crowds, and I thought Friday would be less crowded than Saturday, but it really doesn’t matter because, I HAD to go, due to the fact that I broke a lamp, that sits on top of my old TV set in my bathroom, and it’s because you really are not suppose to balance a lamp on top of a TV set, especially when it’s posed to get hit right after you come out of the shower, and if the phone rings while your in the shower (which it did) you are bound to knock the little lamp perched on top of the TV set, and then because you thought it was cheap plastic it wasn’t suppose to break, but it did, and you can’t put on your morning makeup without that lamp, because the bathroom has black walls, and hardly any space, and no light to speak of, so I HAD to go out and get a lamp, but the problem was, it had to be the right color, and the right shape to ‘balance’ on top of the TV set, because I simply have to have a TV on when I’m putting on my makeup, but the TV takes up all the room, there is no room for a lamp, therefore I have to put the lamp on top of the old TV—-but I had to go to 6 places today, of course, in a thirty mile radius, looking for just that right lamp, I didn’t get home until late.
But…it was worth it. My little silver lamp, although 15 dollars more than the one I broke, looks very nice in my little black bathroom, and now I can see, until of course, somebody calls me on the phone when I’m in the shower.
So…don’t call me at that time.
I KNEW you didn’t care! Now, aren’t you glad I don’t usually tell you about MY boring life?
Nobody Remembers the Oath of Freemen
Nobody Remembers
Ask yourself: What do the democrats like Harry Reid say most often? They complain that the republicans and the tea party are trying to destroy government. They want to turn people against the state. And today, Harry dismissed his act against the Constitution by changing the rules of the Senate, by saying “Hey, we change rules all the time. ” And he’s right, they do. Obama can change any law passed by Congress…all by himself. It’s unconstitutional . Obamacare is unconstitutional. And yet, they do not impeach him.
Our President is becoming a King.
Our Constitution was set up in blood so that the American people would never again suffer under a King. The idea that “we the people’ rule, NOT the King, was the first of its kind in world history.
But Nobody Remembers that In 1634, King Charles made his subjects in America take an oath to him, stating their duties to the government.. (See below.) Only…King Charles II objected to what he felt was an attitude of Independence. In 1665, he ordered that it be amended to include a pledge of “faith and true allegiance to our Sovereign Lord the King.”
This oath was the first document ever printed on a press in America. It was the Oath of Freeman in Massachusetts, which was approved by the Massachusetts General Court on May 14, 1634:
I…Being by God’s Providence an inhabitant and freeman within the jurisdiction of this commonwealth, do freely acknowledge myself to be subject to the government thereof: and therefore do swear by the great and dreadful name of the ever living God that I will be true and faithful to the same, and will accordingly yield assistance and support thereunto with my person and estate, as in equity I am bound: and will also truly endeavor to maintain and preserve all the liberties and privileges thereof, submitting myself to the wholesome laws and orders made and established by the same. And further, that I will not plot or practice any evil against it, or consent to any that shall so do: but will timely discover and reveal the same to lawful authority now here established for the speedy preventing thereof. Moreover, I do solemnly bind myself in the sight of God that, when I shall be called to give my voice touching any such matter of this state, in which freemen are to deal, I will give my vote and suffrage as I shall judge in my own conscience may best conduce and tend to the public weal of the body, without respect of persons or favor of any man. So Help me God in the Lord Jesus Christ.
Yes, we pledge that we would assist and support the King, with our persons and estate.
In Common Core our children are being taught the updated version of the oath: (From Freedom)
Yet another area in which Obama and his supplicants are destroying America is in the schools. In Common Core’s lesson plan for possessive nouns, the tots are taught that “He (the president) makes sure the laws of the country are fair” reads better if changed to “He makes sure the country’s laws are fair.” It may read better, but the president doesn’t make laws, Congress does. And if by “fair,” they mean constitutional, that’s the job of the Supreme Court. What’s more, if a Republican resided in the White House, I suspect Common Core would have referred to community organizers, not the president.
Lest you think, that was merely an unintentional oversight in the lesson plan, two of Common Core’s other examples are “The commands of government officials must be obeyed” and “The wants of the individual are less important than the well-being of the nation.”
Look how far we have come. Remember this? The Pledge of Allegiance to Obama: (And all the stuff he want you to do.) And Nobody also notes: Obama would LOVE Charles’s outfit.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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