Nobody’s Perfect: Hillary ‘Umbridge’ VS Kardashians: OR LGTB VS Vagina Smelling Contest
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, it’s between Hillary Clinton and the Kardashians..
You’re not a progressive unless you can find a cause…without the cause, there is no reason for people like Hillary to exist. Here’s Hillary’s first step to becoming the next Presdient, and I must admit, I had to stop watching after a few seconds, because frankly, Hillary’s tone made me sick: …the “I am so good, and I am here to save the gays, and America, and I am speaking VERY clearly because I know you are all stupid, and I still want to be President, but not yet…first …we need more gay people, and we are about to make it law.”
OMG, send me a canoe and let me go over the falls. But, as much as I HATE this women, (and I do NSA), I will, for the sake of the children, translate this almost unbearable rant for you.
Nobody Notes: This woman, is a tyrant. As is Obama. They are abnormalities of power and corruption and to be feared with every fiber.
Here’s Miss Perfect Hillary:
“Gay rights are Human rights, human rights are gay rights.”
Nobody Says: So, gays were never human? When was this discovered?
“There were some countries that did not want to hear that.”
Nobody Says: Hillary is going to stop all gay hangings in Iran, by her magnificent leadership, even though she doesn’t have the courage to accuse them of much of anything. Her point is to change us.
“That’s who we are, it’s in our DNA.”
Nobody Says: Have you looked at your DNA lately Hillary?
“How to protect his L.G.T.B citizens..”‘
Nobody Says: WHAT? What’s that stand for?
Last Gay Tinker Bunker?—– Lesbian Gay Tokus Batter? ——–Little Gay Tiger Bitch?
We can’t call them gay anymore? Is Hillary trying to get rid of the word…”gay”? Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of gay family members that are loved dearly, but really… what rights DON’T they have?
“I was pretty tough…I directed our diplomats around the world.”
Nobody Says: Wow..Hillary’s stand on “Gays” in Benghazi got her L.G.T.B. diplomat raped AND killed. Good job Hillary. How’s that “Let’s send the gays into service as gay diplomats in countries where it’s a crime to show them how TOUGH I am and get them all used to gays.” How’s that working out Hillary?
*Reach out to the brave activist fighting on front lines.”
Nobody Says: Yeah, we’ve seen all those brave gay activists standing on the front lines all OVER the middle East Hillary…. Sure we have.
“Blah Blah…now having left public office”
Nobody Says: Oh right….sure…GOOD…stay out.
“For America to keep leading in the world that means we must invest here at home.”
Nobody Says: Oh…here comes the punch line. Translation: You hicks need to change, and you WILL change, all the churches will now marry gays and accept gays into marriage even though it’s against the Bible. Wait…Hillary is starting to look like that evil woman Principal who wore pink in Harry Potter: Professor Umbridge.
“LGTB deserve the rights of citizenships and that includes marriage.”
Nobody Says: Uh…so now gays are not citizens? What? Since WHEN is marriage a RIGHT? Next thing you know…Hillary will tell you who can marry, and who can’t.
Wait…she IS telling you that. She wants to make it the law. All Churches will have to marry gays.
“My views have been shaped over time…”
Nobody Says: The rest of us had to watch Hollywood and TV sitcoms, with gays kissing, and taking over our TV shows. No offense against gay…but statistically speaking, one or two would have been quite enough. but EVERY SINGLE SHOW? COME ON! We were brainwashed basically. You on the other hand, are running for President. And getting rid of MEN is the main objective here.
That’s about enough of Hillary.
The other contestant for the week was Kim Kardashian, who in desperation for ratings decided to through a vagina smelling contest!
In what is a new low sisters Kim and Kourtney decided to hold a very vulgar competition on Sunday night’s reality show – to see whose private parts smell the sweetest!
Hillary, leader of the feminist movement which encourage the vagina dialogues would be proud to see her children smelling each other vaginas.
As far as we know, the Kardashsian sisters are not gay…but this rather crudeness of our American Culture has made Hillary the winner of the Nobody’s Perfect award of the week.
After all, Hillary helped make this all possible. (To be fair, Bill helped out a lot in that department too..he needs to take at least half the blame.
Next thing you know, one of the gay designer boys will be throwing an anus smelling contest— After all…LGTB’s have equal rights now as citizens.
And I thought of some REALLY funny Hillary vagina jokes, but I won’t go there…but you can!
(Nobody apologizes for the content of this blog, but to me, there is a definite connection between these lowlifes. They are all ..unhinged. )
Got Any Money in the Cyprus Bank?
Nobody Reports
If you are a poor British retired soldier, living out your life on the Island of Cyprus, you woke up and found out that the EU, decided it was running out of money, and so, they “taxed” your savings. They just reached inside your pocket like the good elite oligarchs they are, and grabbed what they felt they could.
If you are too late getting to the bank, the banks will be closed on Tuesday and Wednesday because, they have a lot of pillaging to do.
Russian citizens account for the majority of the billions of Euros held in Cypriot banks by foreign depositors, and Russian banks are heavily exposed to the island as a favored offshore centre for big business. tired-looking Christine Lagarde, head of the International Monetary Fund, appeared to have lost track of the calendar and wished weary reporters a “happy St Patrick’s Day” a full day early. She made no reference to a deposit levy, talking only of “burden sharing.” Several EU officials blamed Anastasiades for insisting on low contributions from uninsured deposits, hurting his country’s small savers to protect wealthy depositors, many foreigners. Under the new proposal, smaller depositors with up to €100,000 would be taxed at 3%; savers with €100,000 to €500,000 would be taxed at 10%; and those with more than €500,000 at 15%. despite all the promises, your savings are vulnerable to arbitrary confiscation.
But have heart! Those deposits could have been rendered even more worthless when the ECB cuts off its funding to Cypriot banks, a decision which would — through devaluation and insolvency — lead to depositors losing as much as 60% of their money.
Well, it’s the same old song isn’t it? “We must all share the burden.” and “It could have been so much worse.” The elites of the world, who continue to tax and steal money from the rest of us, are basically saying: Hey…we only took off your legs..it could have been worse..we could have KILLED you!
In the meantime, Japan will begin pumping huge amounts of yen into the economy, and our own Federal Reserve is pumping money too.
There seems to be more to it than simply wanting money. It’s the Russians that are going to be hurt the most…because they are sending Naval ships to the region.
Russia is helping Syria, and are sending Navel ships into the area. Simply put… they can’t get into Syria as long as this money stream is flowing through Cyprus. And the reason Cyprus is suffering…is also due to a very expensive explosion in 2011 which cost them billions:
Ruskies have at least 50 billion euros stalled in Cyprus. They have open storage on the base were 98 containers of explosives that had been seized by the United States Navy in 2009 after it intercepted a Cypriot-flagged, Russian owned vessel, the MV Monchegorsk travelling from Iran to Syria in the Red Sea. According to leaked US cables through Wiki Leaks, released in 2011, the US through Hillary Clinton exerted pressure on Cyprus to confiscate the shipment. The ship was escorted to a Cypriot port and the Cyprus Navy was given responsibility for the explosives, which it moved to the Evangelos Florakis a month later. At the time of the incident in 2011, the explosives had apparently been left in the open for over two years. The Cypriot government had declined offers from Germany, the United Kingdom and the United States to remove or dispose of the material, having feared an adverse reaction from Syria. The government had instead requested that the UN effect the removal, but claimed that its request had been rejected.
While the average American doesn’t get much news about the EU…we can only imagine how we would feel if we woke up one day…went online, and found out our “savings” had been taxed.
Obama has been looking at a way to “borrow” from our 401K’sand Pensions plans. Could our government be thinking about doing the same thing?
After Obamacare, we’d be foolish not to think so.
CPAC 2013: Nobody’s Got the Top of the Rhino’s Enemy List….
Nobody’s Opinion
This year’s CPAC was full of surprises. Every year, the candidate who won the straw poll, usually went on to win the nomination for the party, but this year, Karl Rove has his work cut out for him–it was the libertarian Rand Paul who won—Marco Rubio came in second, probably due to the fact that Ann Coulter ripped him to shreds about his immigration issues. As great as Rubio is: he is on board with amnesty, which would make him a good VP for Jeb Bush, and as Ann pointed out, you get amnesty, you get democrats forever more.
I bet Rubio didn’t see that coming. Nobody can steamroll you like Ann.
Already this morning Karl Rove was on some talk show, telling everyone that Rand Paul just got lucky and took a propitious moment doing the filibuster, because Eric Holder screwed up by not answering his questions on drones, and he ran with it. Karl thought it was smart, but then he went on another one of his famous Rove attacks. Why, nobody knows that Rand Paul would have arrested Anwar Al-Awlaki instead of killing him with a drone. Americans, don’t know how bad Rand Paul would be on protecting us.
(Gee Karl, George W. Bush, did a bang up job with that “protection” stuff. Have you talked to any 9/11 widows lately? )
I’ve heard Rand Paul talk about this incident, and he has said time and again that he is not against using drones in a war zone..but when the 16-year-old, Abdulrahman Al-Awlaki, was also killed in the attack, Jay Carney had this to say about it, and Rand Paul didn’t like it much:
“I would suggest that you should have a far more responsible father if they are truly concerned about the well being of their children. I don’t think becoming an al Qaeda jihadist terrorist is the best way to go about doing your business.”
I listened to the speakers most of the day while I was cleaning my house.. all of them were good, some were boring. The crowd to me looked very small, and you have to wonder how much it costs to go there, rent a hotel, buy tickets…I know I couldn’t afford it. Republicans don’t bus people in.
Sarah Palin was amazing in her speech and form. She is becoming adept at being a great speaker, and no doubt will make most of her living off of it. She mixed the Big Gulp with the “I got the rack” joke. She was a real hit, but did she put her name in the straw poll?
No. Sarah has no intention of running. And then, after Sarah, came my favorite, Phyllis Schlafly, the grand old lady…walking slow, proud, she almost reminded me of the great Ronald Reagan. I first learned about her through Ann Coulter. To me, this woman is right up there with Margaret Thatcher. No, she never ran for office, but she has done great things for America…
Listen to this speech, it’s a winner! (start at 1.35 and skip the jokes if you like.)
Like the great Ronald Reagan, Mrs. Schlafly is a real fighter, and like Reagan she speaks with a clear, voice of reason.
She, more than anybody there…had it right. (In my Nobody Opinion)
There IS a fight for the heart and soul of the Republican party right now. This last loss was worst than the rest and Phyllis Schlafly hit the Rhino’s where it hurts. It’s probably the reason you can’t find her speech on YouTube. (I couldn’t.)
She called every one of the Republican nominees in the last decade a “bunch of losers.” And then she pointed out, who is keeping those losers at the top. Karl Rove.
“We need to have the grass roots take over these bunch of losers.”
And if there is an Rhino enemy list: in my mind, Karl Rove is right at the top, . Now, when I see Karl Rove on TV, I turn Fox off. If we all did that, sooner or later FOX would get him off of there. According to Phyllis, Karl had 400 millions to spend, on 31 candidates and he only won 7 races.
If CNN and MSNBC, are working for the Democrats, FOX has way too much time given to Karl Rove, who basically lost the last election for us. I don’t think he wanted Romney to win. If he comes out promoting Jeb Bush, then odds are, Romney’s loss was no big deal to him.
Of course the libs are already making fun of CPAC. One guy said it was as if he was watching some old outdated Moose lodge fraternity meeting. And really, that’s how they defeat us. The main points everyone made throughout the day was none of them were good at getting the message across.
The real problem is: The Republican message is very weak.
Will Karl Rove be able to bring down Rand Paul….after all, he’s already started with attacks?
Nobody Suggests: We give Rand some help. I have been blaming George W. Bush for Obama being elected: It seems, I have been blaming the wrong person: It’s Karl Rove we need to get rid of.
Nobody’s Email: Conan Goes on Guinness Tour in Dublin
Nobody Gets Email
I KNOW you’ve done this before. I planned this afternoon’s video, and when I went to find it, it was…gone. I had words in my head about what I was going to say about it, and now, technology overwhelms me.
The good news is: Our minds have not been connected to the internet yet, so the aggravation of not being able to find a video is gone with a oatmeal cookie.
The bad news: If you don’t find Conan O’Brian funny, you won’t like this video. I’m not one of his biggest fans…I don’t find him very funny. He has that sort of dry humor that I guess appeals to many, but everytime I see him I keep wondering..OKAY…whose kid is he?
I kept picturing how Johnny Carson, or even Jay Leno would have been during this “tour.” BUT…having said that, if you can make it to the end, you learn from a pro..the proper way to drink a glass of beer.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: A Fine Joke to Tell At the Pub on St. Patty’s Day!
Nobody Gets Email
Ah…it’s a wee bit o’ Irish luck I had to day, to geet a feeen joke about that blarney of a tooter, Nancy Pelosi on St. Patty’s Day! Remember lads and lasses to drive carefully on this lovely Irish spring of a day, and drink a toast to al’ de nobodies in the world, and be sure and tel ya local libby this heree joke for to tell at da pub!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Clever Catholics-St. Nancy Pelosi!
Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C, an aide to the former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”
Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”
The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”
As Pelosi’s aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Nancy Pelosi was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation,
“While Nancy Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some: the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to the tenets of the Church and she tends to flip- flop on many issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit- wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using he wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”
The Cardinal concluded, “But, when compared with President Obama, Nancy Pelosi is a saint.”
Nobody’s Email: The Virtual President and ( Phyllis Schlafly)
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This is probably the best rant you will ever hear on Gun Control…and on top of that, it’s fun!
What was even more fun was that as I was getting this off of YouTube, one of the comments was:
“This guy is not president. He is not on the podium, it’s a fake.”
–as if he was letting everyone know this wasn’t real.
As I post this, I’m watching the Republicans at CPAC on C-Span. Sarah Palin gave a lot of rousing one-liners and the crowd loved her, but it was Phyllis Schlafly, who hit a home run with me. She attacked the established Bush boys and Karl Rove. She attacked the failing candidates loses that they have run: Bob Dole, John McCain, and Mitt Romney. Phyllis was the clearest-minded to my mind about how the old guard just has to go. 
She didn’t get much applause, and that’s why…IF they run Jeb Bush in 2014, a lot of us won’t vote. The RHINOS will not go quietly into that good night. So…
We should let them all know…NOW. If you run Jeb Bush, we won’t show up.
(Thanks to amfortas for the video)
Nobody’s Email: Mexico VS Canada Baseball Fight…
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Ah….the joys of spring! We knew this was coming. The .globalization of baseball. Here we see that Mexico, who was leading by six runs in the 9th, did not think that this batter had any right to try to get on base. So the pitcher hit the batter— on purpose.
According to Tony La Russo, former coach of the St. Louis Cardinals, nothing makes a coach more furious than a pitcher aiming and hitting a player up by his head…for obvious reasons. A baseball to the head is very lethal. Sure, it hit his shoulder, but that’s close enough.
So, one cannot blame the batter…but why in the world do this when you have a good lead? We learn, that in Mexico the rules are different.
Some of those Mexicans look right out of drug gangs, but, I wouldn’t go up against any Canadian because they all play hockey, and while the Mexicans would have an advantage with guns, since no guns are allowed in Baseball, the Canadians would do the most damage.
That’s just my Nobody Opinion, which was not well thought out, but it sure makes sense to me. 🙂
Gay Women Are Fat…Who Knew?
Nobody Cares
Last week we found out, that our government cares more about Lesbians, then any of the rest of us, so much in fact, they deem it high on the lists of “things to take care of.” Lesbian FAT is a big concern:
CNSNews.com) – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance. It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic.”
So…what’s the MOST important word in this sentence? “Minority.”
They want to find out why black gay women are so fat. It all comes down to race.
Could it be…go on…say it…”Food Stamps?”
If they find out that it’s caused by something psychological, in other words, they are bullied by people that don’t like gay people, so they eat more, so therefore anyone that makes fun of them for being gay or fat, which of course, is no fault of their own, will that person be fined? If you are fat and gay, will you get free gym memberships, and extra food stamps to spend at your local upscale whole foods market?
Will the taxpayers have to pay big bucks to get you in shape?
And WHY is it that the gay men are skinnier than everybody else? Could it be they are actually having MORE sex than the average Joe?
Well…there is one gay woman who can solve the problem
Ellen DeGeneres, and Michelle Obama, should get on these gay women…To get off their big butts and…dance.
You can dance anywhere, anytime, and it doesn’t cost the taxpayers one single penny.
But then again…they expect the gay lesbians to take over the world…so is it any wonder that Obama spent $1.5 million to study this national epidemic of fat gay women?
Nobody Thinks the heterosexual fat woman should sue the Feds for discrimination.
Really. This has gone too far: We, the heterosexual fat women of the world: UNITE! And demand our free memberships to Club Fitness.
Witch Burning Was BIG Business of the 14th Century
Nobody Remembers
Hold on…Before I write this: Let me say that my intention is not to offend any Catholics out there, but I wanted to report that I found out a few MORE things about the Catholic Church, which surprised even me…Witch burning, back in the fourteenth century, was big business.
It was a very lucrative way to make money.
I didn’t know that, did you? (Always follow the money.)
(NOTE: Protestants believed in witches too, but did not have the witch execution record of the Catholic church. LET ME BE CLEAR: No one institution, person, or religion, has any kind of perfect record.)
In 1484, Pope Innocent VIII declared:
“It has come to Our ears that members of both sexes do not avoid to have intercourse with evil angels, incubi, and succubi, and that by their sorceries, and by their incantations, charms, and conjurations, they suffocate, extinguish, and cause to perish the births of women.”
And so began the torture and execution of women all over Europe.
The Pope was so intent on wiping out witches, he appointed two guys, Kramer and Spreger to write the Malleus Maleficarum. or as it was commonly known…the Hammer of Witches. It’s suppose to be one of the most atrocious books ever written as it explained how to torture, and murder.
All it took was somebody to accuse you of witchcraft, and you were a witch. But here’s something that they didn’t teach you in school about the inquisition:
It became a great way to make money.
“It quickly became an expense account scam. All cost of investigation, trail, and execution were borne by the accused or her relatives down to per diems for the private detectives hired to spy on her, wine for her guards, banquets for her judges, the travel expenses of a messenger sent to a more experienced torturer from another city, and the faggots, tar and hangman’s rope. Then there was a bonus to the members of the tribunal for each witch burned. The convicted witch’s remaining property, if any, was divided between Church and State. As this legally and morally sanctioned mass murder and theft became institutionalized, as a vast bureaucracy arose to serve it, attention was turned from poor hags and crones to the middle class and well- to- do of both sexes. ” The Demon Haunted World, Carl Sagan.
And the witches were made to turn in other witches. In England, which finders called “prickers” were paid a bounty for each girl they turned in for execution. One guy turned in 220 women in England and Scotland, for twenty shillings apiece.
Here in America, we had our own Salem Witch trial, of which my cousin Donna (the genealogist in the family) said one of our men ancestors was one of the men accused at Salem. (She loves to do all that research)

But they let him off. I never bothered to ask her his name, but he must have been a smooth talker.
The good news is the Catholic church got out of witch hunting. Nobody knows how many innocent people were killed, but it’s probably in the millions.
Now we have symbolic witch hunts. The last ‘witch’ hunt I remember was the McCarthy era, where he was accused of witch-hunting communists…
There seems to be a witch hunt for tea party people. Good thing there’s no money to be made in it, or I would end up like my ancestors in Salem.
They don’t burn you at the stake anymore, but liberals do torture…every day.
And some of them, claim to be very good Catholics.
The whole point is, all it took was one Pope to tell people to go get ‘witches.” and that’s what happens when you give ONE man too much power.
So…listen up Bill Gates. (Bill recently said he wished Obama had more power)
Obama doesn’t need anymore power. One Pope Innocent was enough.
Nobody’s Fool: Adam Carolla
Nobody’s Fool
Last week, the Huffy Post got on Adam Carolla’s case (comedian) because of something he said in a conversation with Lt. Gov. Gavin Newton. It seems Adam was pointing out that the blacks and the Hispanic communities may be in poverty because of their own actions…which made him, to every liberal within a 4,000 radius…a racist.
So, Adam said his mind…and mind you, his mind has some very strong and interesting words in it (Blatant warning) —-which this Nobody understands because white people are getting just a little too tired of the “scam” that if you are white, you are a racist: Therefore–shut up and pay up.
Adam wins my Nobody’s Fool for last week. Good for him…I’ll be watching for his next one.
Smile! You’re On Napolitano’s Camera!
Nobody Wins
When the big camera’s went up all over our highways here in Missouri, they went up overnight. Nobody on the local news even mentioned them.
Every city is having budget problems, but there seems to be plenty of money to put up camera’s at every stop light. Surely all this technology had to cost a pretty penny…so just where was this money coming from? No one on the local news ever talked about the expense.
I don’t know about you, but while people complained, what was told to the public was that traffic camera’s were being put up for our ‘safety,’ and still, not much was said about the cost.
Like everyone else, I just excepted it…until one day I was sitting at a stoplight, and I was the first car to make a left turn, and I was just waiting for the light… and FLASH!…right in my face.
Someone had just decided to take my picture. For no reason at all.
This has happened too many times, and I started noticing how often the camera’s were going off, when other cars were stopped. So, sometimes I drive with the sun flap down just to hide half my face. Having my picture taken like I was some sort of criminal really gets me…I would say angry, but pissed off is a better way of putting it.
When I told my husband that I thought they were taking pictures, he thought I was crazy.
BUT…..
Today, I heard a Missouri Senator on the DANA Show (See video) say that he had just found out, that they have been taking face recognition pictures and storing the pictures in a big data base, and by law, in Missouri, they cannot do that. It’s against the law. The Senators were lied to.
In fact, when you go to get your driver license, they are supposed to erase all information, but Sen. Schaefer had found out that they were storing all the data from the license bureaus and erasing none of it.
This republican Senator has introduced a bill to try to stop this face recognition technology, but our Governor…who IS a democrat, has to have known all along that all this information was being gathered and stored. Of course, like all the other liberals, he will say he didn’t know..and keep on doing it. The truth seems to be, that states have no rights in this matter. The FBI just got a billion dollars for the face recognition program.
State and local officials are increasingly granting the federal government access to their registry of motor vehicles databases and, thanks to a FBI program announced to the public in August 2012, deploying their own powerful face recognition tools. Zooming out to the bigger picture we find the mother of all biometrics programs, the FBI’s Next Generation Identification (NGI) — the biometrics databank to beat all biometrics databanks. It will contain fingerprints, iris scans, face recognition ready photographs, palm prints, DNA and innumerable other biometric data points on tens if not hundreds of millions of people, both US citizens and foreigners.
And that’s not all: Now, the President is giving the FBI full reign to look at everyone financial records.
(Reuters) – The Obama administration is drawing up plans to give all U.S. spy agencies full access to a massive database that contains financial data on American citizens and others who bank in the country, according to a Treasury Department document seen by Reuters.
Once again, we are told it to look for criminals.
We need more Senators to stand up to this.
The Senator suggested we contact our congressmen and complain. It seems to me, it’s up to our “representatives” to take care of this. Anyway what can we do? We didn’t break the law. But data is being gathered and for what reason, I can only guess at.
Nobody Wins when we live in a “guilty until proven innocent” Orwellian society
But that’s exactly what they are building.
Thank God: The Pope is Humble and 13 is NOT an Unlucky Number!
Nobody Knows
“For whosoever exalted himself shall be abased: and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.”
St. Luke Ch. 14, V. 11
—If there is such a thing as lucky numbers.
I was in the doctor’s office today…and I was thinking about the date: 3-13-13. Not usually suspicious, I remembered my mother had her massive stroke on Friday the 13th.
“Oh…”I said to the nurse.. as I noticed the date. “It’s not Friday, hopefully that’s good news.”
I was there to get the results of my brain MRI.
Sitting in the office trying not to think about the news I might get, and trying to brace myself for bad news, I was watching the crowds of Catholics in Rome. They were all standing in the rain, in the cold…waiting…hoping for a new pope soon….
Hope. God, we need hope more than anything nowadays don’t we?
As I sat looking at the doctor he said: “Your scan is normal.”
Did I cry? You bet I did. Strokes run in the family, all the way back to JQA collapsing on the floor of the house. I know the damage that is done with a stroke. Odds are, I will die of one…but not today.
Today was a good day. And the 13th even…how bout that?
After I got home, I was anxious to see the new Pope, and I must say, at the very sight of him, I cried again. I’m sure some of it was stress from the last month and the day, but I could just see by looking at his face: This WAS a man of God. This man, wasn’t going to get caught up in the power of the position. In fact, I don’t ever think I have ever gotten such a good first impression from any Pope I’ve ever seen.
VATICAN CITY (AP) — Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina was elected pope Wednesday, becoming the first pontiff from the Americas and the first from outside Europe in more than a millennium. He chose the name Francis, associating himself with the humble 13th-century Italian preacher who lived a life of poverty.
So, the prophesy of this being the LAST pope, gets thrown in the —(Uh– nope)—trash bin right along with the Mayan prophesy of 2012.
Pope Francis, will follow Jesus, and that’s a good thing for us all.
But, did the day have anything to do with it? Does this redeem the number 13, as just another silly superstition?
Who cares? God bless the new Pope…let’s hope he brings back real HOPE to the whole world.
Obama Gives China…The Good Stuff!
Nobody Wonders,
—-Why isn’t this the front page story on every news lead tonight?
Because, our mainstream media, won’t touch it.
Instead, we watch for Popesmoke. Popesmoke is NOT going to save any of us from Obama.
The Show MUST Go on…Popesmoke.
Nobody Reports
Now…I don’t want to offend anybody’s Christian religion, but the sight of all these old guys walking around in lace and dresses today at the Vatican— walking around in the most lavish and expensive building in all the world… each one poker faced…going to silently pick the next Pope…was rather…silly to me. Their rings alone look like they could feed half of Kenya.
It’s not that the Catholic church hasn’t done a lot of good in the world, but their record of evil is long and historically, wide as a worm hole to purgatory.
I have never forgiven the hypocritical Catholic church, who “excommunicated” me when I divorced my first husband. I became a Catholic to marry him, and he never set a foot in that church again.
He was a true Catholic in every sin (sense) and so, like the many Priests who have sinned again choir boys, never to be sent to prison, my husband was kept in high standing and my son and I were excommunicated from the church….
No matter how I pleaded our innocence, it mattered not to the church.
He was BORN a Catholic, I was not. He could have been a serial killer…no matter to the Church. Nope.
And that right there shows you what really matters to them.
So you must forgive me if I find the Catholic church..while beautiful in its historical heredity, just another hierarchy institution which has too many times, only been interested in its own “rich” survival.
From the selling of “penances,” to the slaughter of millions of innocent “witches,” to the rapes of too many children, the institution should be overhauled.
The Catholic people deserve it.
Personally, I think all the pomp and circumstance is rather overbearing. Certainly not anything that Jesus taught in his life.
All you need to know about being Catholic, is written on Nancy Pelosi’s face. She has never been excommunicate, and she supports abortions. You have to wonder what the next Pope will be like: Will he be ‘progressive?’ Supporting abortions, gay marriage, and communism?
The last pope was on that road. 
Like most other people I was glued to the entertainmnet of all those old guys walking and mumbling. Nobody puts on a show like the Catholics. The great theater goes on…to make us all feel that there is something very special about the man that is chosen to be pope.
In the meantime, every single one of those Cardinals looks VERY well fed. And in this Nobody’s Opinion, the sooner they let the priest’s marry, in fact encouraged marriage for them all, the better the church will be.
I wonder if we will get to watch 115 Cardinals KISS the ring of the new Pope.
Nobody Wonders if that’s where the Mafia Don’s got the idea?
Mmmmmm?




