Missouri Cops: Don’t Mess With Them.
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Here in Missouri, the cops like to get their man–especially if he is lying paralysed flat on his face, down next to the highway, and can’t move.
They HAD to keep this young boy from–I guess, rolling onto the highway, (Yes, that’s what they said. Most people would have called an ambulance) or maybe getting their doughnuts out of their hands…so they did what any cop would do…they tasered him 19 times!
It seems, six or seven was not enough.
While Nobody is quite sure how a young boy of sixteen, ended up ‘falling’ from a concrete overpass…while stone sober, but needless to say: IF you are going to commit suicide in Missouri, be sure you do it somewhere where the local cops can’t come and taser you, because you’re still alive. This kid is not talking, and I don’t blame him. I’d take the secret to my grave.
Really. I’m not leaving my house.
This must be the new Obama plan for keeping our cops safe, from dangerous paralyzed comatose citizens.
Taser till you see the whites of their eyes.
(Thanks to amfortas who gets an Nobody’s Award for Keeping me informed about stuff happening in my own state.)
Rebecca ‘Michelle’ of Sunnybrook Farm
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Is it me? Or does Michelle just bring out her “Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm” dresses when Obama is campaigning to be President? She saves her $10,000 dollar getups to embarrass the royals.
Oh, but she does look lovely!
Just to show that I don’t think she is ‘pandering to those people clinging to their guns and religion”, I”ve posted a few more pictures of Michelle taken on the campaign trail. Michelle is smart enough to know the meaning of “fit in with the crowd” and we LOVE her for it! (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody Remembers the Depression of 1740
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Well…I just can’t wait to pay twenty dollars for a pound of hamburger, can you? Here we are, in a modern depression, where we can charge up our debt just like our govenment…and Nobody Wonders…We remember the great depression of the 1930’s, but was there one we forgot? Well who knew? We had a big one in 1740.
There is a feeling among the Brits, that America was wrong for wanting to leave the motherland to which it came from. This feeling is very common among the British people.
So, Nobody Asks...What exactly started that whole mess? Was it just King George being a ninny? Or was there a little more to it?
Here’s a few paragraphs from the book: Sam Adams: Pioneer in Propaganda by John C. Miller
The Revolution was at first caused by…guess what? A major depression.
In 1740, it was clear that a popular upheaval was imminent in the colony. It was over an old scheme called the “Land Bank” which promised hard-pressed farmers and town mechanics a Utopia of paper money backed by real estate. The promoters of the land Bank were frankly inflationist’s who proposed to bring back prosperity by flooding the country with paper bills and at the same time, to “humble the Merchants” by taking the control of currency out of their hands.
(Can you say Federal Reserve? Can you say…Barney Frank? )
It was in 1740 that the colony (Boston) reached the crisis of an economic depression. Throughout the greater part of the century, the lack of a stable currency embittered Massachusetts politics and divided parties on class lines: debtors against creditors, and inflationist against the “sound money” mercantile aristocracy. As commerce began to decline and farmers and town artisans found themselves in a “pretty Pickle” because of the currency shortage, hostility mounted everywhere in the colony against the wealthy Boston merchants who by paying their debts in England with colonial silver made the scarcity more acute at home. Two distinct social classes were arrayed against each other by the inflationist sentiment that had swept over the colony.
It came down to who would control the colony.
The point is: Our economy is only going to get worse before the election. And with this year’s drought, who knows how bad it will get? If history repeats itself, there will be a change in “rulers.”
Will Paul Ryan then join in with Rand and Ron Paul to pass a bill to audit OUR inflationary Federal Reserve Kings?
Nobody Knows.
Will the Brits ever forgive us for breaking free and forming our own country?
Don’t count on it. Nobody Thinks we’ll get hit by a comet first.
Nobody’s Fool: Gov. Jan Brewer
Nobody’s Fool.
Jan Brewer is still fighting Obama. (see recent video here.)
For too long, the illegal immigrant have been stealing our money, food, jobs, and health care. Redistribution from hard-working Americans to illegal immigrants has been happening for too many years. The laws are being ignored, and Bush was just as guilty of this migration as Obama is today.
BUT…Bush did not give them amnesty. Obama has.
So Jan is one of the few, along with Joe Apaio, fighting the administration. Most Americans agree with her. All they have to do is cross the border and they get free child care, free medical care, free education, free food, and social security benefits.
The massive invasion of undocumented immigrants in this country is the final nail in the coffin of “America.” We protect the borders of Afghanistan but not our own. Is it any wonder our soldiers are committing suicide? Why do they fight?
Jan Brewer is not going down without a fight. She is NO fool, and she is standing up to the great ‘Obama.’
God bless her. Arizona is lucky to have her. It’s the President who is committing treason here, not Jan Brewer.
This from today’s news:
Legal experts say they expect a court challenge to Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer’s order denying driver’s licenses and public benefits to young undocumented immigrants who qualify to stay in the U.S. under a new Obama administration program. In addition to driver’s licenses, Brewer’s order bars undocumented immigrants who qualify for the deportation reprieve from public benefits that include state-subsidized child care; KidsCare, a children’s health-insurance program; unemployment benefits; business and professional licenses and government contracts,
Obama’s VOTERS …Testing Their…IQ
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You know, I started watching this…and thought…it’s too long..I’ll just watch a bit of it. But, I had to watch it all….and it shows, just how well the democrats get their brain numbing negative hits stuck in people’s heads. As you can see, all these people, who look as dumb as rocks, are just repeating what they hear on their favorite liberal News programs. And it’s depressing, because these are the people the democrats pick up in buses and make SURE get to the polls. The ignorant, the stupid. The gullible. The naive. It’s sad.
Nobody Laughs at Helen Gurly Brown
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I don’t want this to sound mean, but today Helen Gurly Brown died, and I’m happy to report, her dying has left me in such a happy mood. Don’t get me wrong. Sorry to her family, but the old gal lived a pretty good long life.(90) She basically was a regular…(in the words of maybe… Rush Limbaugh) “slut.” and she promoted “slutness” to the highest degree.
Nobody would call her…ambitious, and she made it the old fashioned way: She slept her way to the top! Really…that’s what she says.
Who am I to judge? She had to have really great business sense to keep a magazine going for so many years. Helen made a magazine promoting all the ways you can have sex …the sort of modern day Sutra without the pictures. A great force for the condom industry and sex industry in general. Helen gets the Olympian gold medal for sexually arousing generations of young girls for men for decades! Anyway it gave me an excuse to go The Cosmopolitan website, and once again, have good laugh.
What’s Cosmopolitan? If you have no clue…then you are not from this planet, because Cosmopolitan has been the savior of every woman who has had to stand in a long line anywhere.
Having said that: I have NEVER seen a man pick one up.
And why not, you may ask? Because it’s all about how to please your man sexually, which is a contradiction in itself, because if you’re in a relationship and having a good time, I say, don’t fix what’s not broken, but that’s me.
Evidently too many women feel stupid about it.
“My own philosophy is if you’re not having sex, you’re finished. It separates the girls from the old people,” she told an interviewer.
The Browns were childless by choice, she said. You can’t be sexual at 60 if you’re fat,” she observed on her 60th birthday. She also championed cosmetic surgery, speaking easily of her own nose job, facelifts and silicone injections.
And she looked like the plastic surgery…stuck! 
Because she died today, I went to Cosmopolitan site, and at the top was the headline:
HOW TO FIND YOUR G-SPOT!
I won’t go into it here, but basically she tells the girls it feels like a walnut. Nobody wants to know…By whose standards? I can’t stop laughing about this, so I’ll go onto her more mundane subject of:
GIRLS HABITS GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND:
1. Thank you cards to your girlfriends….Guys don’t do this. They are too busy watching football. Girls have to have something to do to pass the time and make sure that whoever gave them that Birthday gift gives them another one NEXT year, because who know if that guy will be there, after he finds out she is reading Cosmopolitan?
2. Flannel Pajamas…For all the fat that are on a woman’s body, she stills wears flannels. Guys mostly go nude. I want to know why men don’t wear flannel pajamas. I think they are pretty sexy on a man. Nobody ever asks that question.
3. Decor Pillows…I have to agree with the men on this. But women are nest builders, and the nest is the bed and the bed MUST have designer pillows. I have designer pillows, but they are in the chair. It’s a waste of time putting them on the bed, unless the Queen was coming to my house—THEN I would put them on the bed. Otherwise I really don’t care if they never go on the bed again. Someone should make scented pillows..it would help on those mornings when you roll over..and smell last night’s pizza. 
4.Cluches: Right. I’m with the guys. Cute but…pointless. You can’t fit anything but a tampon in them, which is probably the point. Carrying a tampon around all night in your hand, would be…gross.
5. Wedge Heels. Now what’s wrong with wedge heels? YOU try walking on 6 inch stilettos! The wedges give you support, and trust me, most women in America need it. Picture Michelle Obama in high heels.
Or..don’t.
6. Thongs: Guys don’t like thongs? Who knew? Okay, so why are they watching Beach Volley ball?
7. Massive Purses: If you read me you know, I have a thing about ugly purses. I’ve had the same “purse” for ten years, and it’s basically like a college backpack. BUT…a woman needs a massive purse. I will be ready when the Obama Gestapo comes to put me in detention. My purse, has…everything in it I DON’T need and that’s the way I like it. Besides, a woman’s purse is like a man’s car. Think about it.
8. Eyelash Curler: I’d like to see a man put on fake eyelashes. Mastering advanced Algebra is much easier than learning to apply just the right amount of glue to your eyelash. Try it if you don’t believe me.
Now, stop reading if you don’t want to get mad at me…but look at this picture. Helen Gurly Brown says YOU will LOVE this position of sex…because
Because there’s little eye contact, your man feels free to engage in reckless role-playing, a major turn-on for you both.
Uh..so the man is turned on by NOT having any eye contact with you? He is engaged in reckless role playing?
Uh..what role is he playing? Porcupine? Is he tearing down the Berlin Wall? He is sick of looking at your face? He doesn’t want to remember you putting your eyelashes in a curler?
Okay, I won’t do this stuff often. It’s just that, Helen Curly Brown’s Cosmopolitan was a genius at getting us all to look, and in my case laugh….and entertaining me in many a boring line at the grocery store.
I don’t think the magazine helped our society at all…but neither did Hugh Hefner..who will probably be following right behind her….and Hugh NEVER made me laugh.
Which I suppose somewhere there is an article written in Cosmo that said this:
WHY HUGH HEFNER NEVER MAKES A WOMAN LAUGH.
RIP Helen.. You were one- of- a- kind.
Obama Chavez OR The Illusions From Obama’s Flickering Lips…
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Obama is out on the campaign trial talking about how Mitt Romney is going to send all the jobs overseas. He is trying to convince us, that he will NOW…get to work and create American jobs.
“I said, I believe in American workers, I believe in this American industry, and now the American auto industry has come roaring back,” he said. “Now I want to do the same thing with manufacturing jobs, not just in the auto industry, but in every industry.” (Translation: Obama still wants to get his buddies more solar and wind energy free money.)
“I don’t want those jobs taking root in places like China, I want those jobs taking root in places like Pueblo,” Obama told a crowd gathered for a campaign rally at the Palace of Agriculture at the Colorado State Fairgrounds here.”
Spoken like Hugo’s Chavez’s ugly brother. Right…The car industry has come roaring back alright…in CHINA!
That “pueblo” Obama is talking about is in Mexico…where Juan’s wife and his eight children are collecting Social Security.
Pay close attention to the doublespeak.
Let’s see just WHY the auto industry has come roaring back on your tax dollars. 
Obama gave more than $80 billion to prop up General Motors and Chrysler….and they took that money and put most of that money to create jobs in …Alabama? NO..in Mexico.
Chrysler has spent $550 million to retool it’s factory in Toluca to assemble the subcompact Fiat 500 model. GM has spent $3.67 billion in Mexico since November 2007. GM has closed five U.S. based assembly plants and there are more coming. And GM is now a company of China. It is working for the Communists and 70% of its manufacturing and research is now…in China.
That is NOT coming back…I don’t care what the Great and Wonderful ObamaOz says. Pull the curtain open.
Ford reopened an assembly plant in Cuautitlan to build Fiesta compacts. That factory will generate 2,000 jobs and it’s part of the $3 billion they are investing in Mexico. In the meantime Ford has closed four assembly plants since 2006 and have closed four more since then.
The US is losing 75 percent of the market. 
Stock dividends are not a good as a good old fashioned American paycheck. Without a paycheck you can’t BUY stocks now can you?
So what other “jobs” will Obama send to Mexico or China? He’s right when he says he has only just begun to create jobs. Now, any other industries that are left, will be moving to China.
I don’t know about you, but there aren’t many left….I can’t think of any….uh..
If you think that Obama can make ANY American manufacturing company build new companies here in America, when they can go to Mexico, China or India where the labor is cheap, …then I’ve got a luxury hotel in Cancun that I’ll sell you for a dollar.
But like he told the Russians:
“Just wait…I just have ONE MORE ELECTION…”
And then America will be fundamentally changed. 
Comrades….Remember, when you are Obama’s Cave, the shadows flickering on the wall from the fire of his lips…are not real.
Nobody’s Fool: John Lennon
Nobody’s Fool
Sitting with my friends at the pool today, the subject was who was better…Elvis or the Beatles. One lady, who was older than I, thought the Beatles were too sisified. Elvis was more masculine. Well…being raised with the Beatles, I loved the music, so I just smiled and agreed. It’s just her opinion…mine would be different. My brother has a theory that everyone loves the music they loved in high school, and I think he is right. He should know, he’s got his own D.J. company…but sorry…off the subject here. What I wanted to talk about is this: John Lennon was no fool. Sure, at the end, he was on Nixon’s list of dangerous people, and no doubt did too many drugs for one lifetime, but let’s face it…he fell head over heels madly in love with Yoko Ono, and she was the love of his life. So, whether we liked it or not, we had to listen to Yoko scream, and she did affect the way he approached the public after the Beatles. He made Yoko a star.
But he would have never even admitted that. (If you can’t see the video…go HERE.)
Yoko didn’t break up the Beatles. I think Paul got such a big head in the end, and was trying to make the Beatles “Paul’s” band, that the rest of them just got sick of it. You can see it all being played out in the film “Let It Be.” Yoko just became the scapegoat. If you have read many books, it was actually John’s genius who got the band up and running, and he was the leader for the ten years they worked in just clubs…and also was the main voice on all the beginning albums. Paul’s words at the induction of John Lennon to the Rock and Road Hall of Fame, were nothing short of..silly. He did not say ONE good thing about John’s talent…just how John had been there when they got to meet Elvis and the Supremes. I’m glad John didn’t hear it.
John was the heavier thinker of the group, and in the sixties, he was trying very hard to “give peace a chance.” Most conservatives think John was a big “lefty” but listen to the first five minutes of this. His thinking was much like our founding fathers…and I believe by the time he died, one of his friends said he did like Ronald Reagan, and was very much a conservative, and I believe him.
Sure…lying naked in bed was not exactly a great way to get people to think “Peace” but then again…John was just trying his best to bring, in his own way…sometthing good to the world. What else could he do? He was really, one of the most famous people in the world. At one time the Beatles actually WERE more popular than Jesus. John was right.
It was just a fact, and how they crucified him for it.
In my younger years I liked Paul, the “cute” Beatles, but now, I’m older and wiser. If I had a chance to talk to any of them…I would have ask to talk to John.
He really was…a genuis. (Okay, I’m a bit bias…but that’s just my Nobody Opinion. 🙂
Nobody Gets Email: Guns, and the Lack Thereof
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Here’s two email that came in just about the same time last week, and in my Nobody’s Opinon, they are a perfect fit!
(Thanks to Pattie and Floyd)
THIS IS THE BEST WORDED PRO-GUN ARGUMENT THAT I HAVE EVER READ. (Says Pattie and she works for the Police in the crime lab)
As the Supreme Court hears arguments for and against the Chicago, IL, Gun Ban, I offer you another stellar example of a letter (written by a Marine), that places the proper perspective on what a gun means to a civilized society. Interesting take and one you don’t hear much… Read this eloquent and profound letter and pay close attention to the last paragraph of the letter…..
“The Gun Is Civilization” By Maj. L. Caudill USMC (Ret)
Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want me to do something for you, you have a choice of either convincing me via argument, or force me to do your bidding under threat of force. Every human interaction falls into one of those two categories, without exception. Reason or force, that’s it.
In a truly moral and civilized society, people exclusively interact through persuasion. Force has no place as a valid method of social interaction, and the only thing that removes force from the menu is the personal firearm, as paradoxical as it may sound to some. When I carry a gun, you cannot deal with me by force. You have to use reason and try to persuade me, because I have a way to negate your threat or employment of force.
The gun is the only personal weapon that puts a 100-pound woman on equal footing with a 220-pound mugger, a 75-year old retiree on equal footing with a 19-year old gang banger, and a single guy on equal footing with a carload of drunk guys with baseball bats. The gun removes the disparity in physical strength, size, or numbers between a potential attacker and a defender.
There are plenty of people who consider the gun as the source of bad force equations. These are the people who think that we’d be more civilized if all guns were removed from society, because a firearm makes it easier for a [armed] mugger to do his job. That, of course, is only true if the mugger’s potential victims are mostly disarmed either by choice or by legislative fiat – it has no validity when most of a mugger’s potential marks are armed.
People who argue for the banning of arms ask for automatic rule by the young, the strong, and the many, and that’s the exact opposite of a civilized society. A mugger, even an armed one, can only make a successful living in a society where the state has granted him a force monopoly.
Then there’s the argument that the gun makes confrontations lethal that otherwise would only result in injury. This argument is fallacious in several ways. Without guns involved, confrontations are won by the physically superior party inflicting overwhelming injury on the loser.
People who think that fists, bats, sticks, or stones don’t constitute lethal force watch too much TV, where people take beatings and come out of it with a bloody lip at worst. The fact that the gun makes lethal force easier works solely in favor of the weaker defender, not the stronger attacker. If both are armed, the field is level.
The gun is the only weapon that’s as lethal in the hands of an octogenarian as it is in the hands of a weight lifter. It simply wouldn’t work as well as a force equalizer if it wasn’t both lethal and easily employable.
When I carry a gun, I don’t do so because I am looking for a fight, but because I’m looking to be left alone. The gun at my side means that I cannot be forced, only persuaded. I don’t carry it because I’m afraid, but because it enables me to be unafraid. It doesn’t limit the actions of those who would interact with me through reason, only the actions of those who would do so by force. It removes force from the equation… And that’s why carrying a gun is a civilized act.
By Maj. L. Caudill USMC (Ret.)
So the greatest civilization is one where all citizens are equally armed and can only be persuaded, never forced. This is worth printing and sharing with others!
















