Joyanna Adams

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Highway 61 is NOT Finished

“God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son”

Abe says “Man, you must be puttin’ me on” God says, “No.” Abe say, What?”

God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but the next time you see me comin’ you better run.”

Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?”

God says. “Out on Highway 61.”
                                                                             Bob Dylan

Nobody Remembers

Ahmadinejad is not shy about wanting to destroy every Jew on the planet. It seems his GOD is still having problems sharing the planet with the other GODs.

In a speech published on his website Thursday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said the ultimate goal of world forces must be theannihilation of Israel. Speaking to ambassadors from Islamic countries ahead of ‘Qods Day’ (‘Jerusalem Day’), an annual Iranian anti-Zionist event established in 1979 by Ayatollah Khomeini and which falls this year on August 17, Ahmadinejad said that a “horrible Zionist current” had been managing world affairs for “about 400 years.”

Nobody Thinks: Only 400?

Jews and the Muslims came out of the same desert, and on the slat of the Bell Curve, they should be more alike. The Jews were slaves first and their “god” was a jealous god, and he let them know it.

Both tribes were cut from the same father..Abraham. But the sons of Abraham—Ishmael and Isaac, were not cut from the same mother. Can we blame the mothers? Ishmael was a bully, and Abraham sent him and his mother Hagar away for picking on his younger brother. Later on God told Abraham to kill Isaac…to show his love for him. By all accounts, Isaac was the nicer kid.

The old testament God was not very lovable.

After the long exodus, it goes, God gave the Jews the ‘promised’ land. and he ordered them to go into Jericho and slaughter all the women and children, and ordered the Jews to not leave anyone alive.

Call me crazy, but that sounds just like something Ahmahdinjad would say.

Joshua took the battle of Jericho and the walls came tumbling down, and burnt it so badly that archeologists being paid big bucks STILL can’t find it.

So, why did these two genetically attached tribes of the ancient dessert have such different succeed rates?

Nobody Thinks: It was the Ten Commandments. Okay, it was a lot more than the Ten Commandments. Somewhere there’s a genetic scholar that believes it was in the genes. Ishmael was a bully…he spawned a whole line of bullies. Isaac was ALWAYS getting picked on. The Jews have had a history of just that.

All this time has gone by, and they are STILL waiting for Armageddon. God said the Jews were the chosen ones. Allah said the Islamists are the chosen ones.

Can I get a vowel here?

So…who’s going to win out in the end?

There’s an old Bible Story not much told about Joshua, and the Battle of Rephidim. While the Jews had been walking in the desert, they were having trouble finding water and food, but there was something else that scared them even more than dying on the desert floor: The Amalekites..the desert raiders.

Moses told Joshua to go and fight them. And Moses said he would stand on a high hill and raise his arms and pray to God, and as long as Joshua saw Moses arms raised, he would win the battle.

The battle began and the Jews held the line, Moses was holding up his arms to the sky, and then some of the men got excited, broke the line, and went after the swords of the Amalekites, then Moses arms fell down. The Amalekites came back, and Joshua, much like George Washington years later, ran after them, and rallied them back to fight.

The Jews won the battle.

And here’s the kicker, that makes me give a big chuckle.

When Joshua looked up at the hill, old Moses, who by then was over a hundred, had Aaron holding up one arm, and Hur the other.

I’m really not sure how to take that, but it’s funny.

Metaphorically speaking, you could say the Jews of 2012 have allies in war to hold up the hand of Moses: England and America. (Well, we hope. Not so sure with Obama)

Ahmadiemjad might have to wait another 400 years if he decides to attack the tribe of Joshua.

Highway 61 is yet to be finished.

August 3, 2012 Posted by | Bible, Islam, Jews, music, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Men…Watch the Curves

Nobody Wonders

Let’s talk about “breeding.”

Did you men know WHY you really prefer curves in women? Well…it’s because if a woman has big hips, big bust and a small waist, she is carrying more DHA (docosahexaenoic acid) which is omega 3 fat, which means she will produce smarter babies.

HA! And you thought that it was something else causing all that excitement!

Really. Get it together. Babies, according to the latest research, need lots of DHA to feed their rapidly growing brains, and only women with hips and curse have LOTs of that stuff stored up.

Getting a bust enlargement at your local plastic surgeon office DOESN’T COUNT! Don’t be fooled guys into thinking that woman is going to give you great kids…just great sex. You DO want smart kids —don’t you? Uh..uh…

Oh…and shocker…curvier women are smarter themselves! Who knew? You have to be pretty smart to play the dumb blond. I should know. Outside of this enlightening blog, where I discuss the most interesting insights on the political scene…I’m actually, the dumb blond who can’t find her car keys, and has NO clue how to do…anything that requires hard labor. I produced a VERY smart baby. Very high IQ. Genuis level in fact. My son has no clue just how much DHA I contributed to his brain, and some day…I’ll be sure to drop the dumb blond act and tell him.

It’s also why Richard Feynman hung out with strippers…they were very smart, he said.

It’s true…look it up in his books.  

Now…I’m not sure I believe this: BUT if you go by this ‘discovery’ that the higher the Omega 3 fat content in a woman’s body, the smarter her children, then Japan would be leading the world in just about everything because Japanese women have more DHA than American women.

But, it’s not just all those curves: Men may not know it, but they are really attracted to small waists. (Wait…I know…I know..you thought I was going to say feet.)

If a woman has a small waist, she is less likely to have been pregnant before. If the woman has a bigger waist– their babies grow TOO big. Not good.

American women, due to the fact that the cows are eating corn and not grass, are pretty low on this DHA stuff. The omega 3 vitamins are being processed out of our diet, and since the fashion industry is run by “gay” designers who prefer women to look like young boys–the young girls want to be so thin, they starve themselves out of the necessary DHA they are going to need to make smart babies.Okay…so there’s another reason for all those thin models. Curvier women are more exspensive to ‘dress’…all those ‘darts’.

Which is why Nobody is glad to see all those healthy young women bodies at the Olympics…although, I’m having trouble finding the waists…or hips! Or even busts….I’m not sure about that. One thing for sure, their kids will never have to put up with the local school bully.

Remember ladies…tiny waists to men, might be just as exciting as that expensive boob job you’ve been thinking about.

Do a lot of yoga bends,…he’ll never know WHY in the world he is crazy about you, but he will be glad once you give him the next Olympian or Nobel Prize winner.  

(Nobody Would Make This Stuff up)

August 1, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, fashion, humor, science, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

The Milky Way is STILL Cruising…

Nobody Notes

Australia has some really strange sounding places…like the Purnululu National Park, where you can find the Bungle Bungees, which look like giant bee-hives or little alien ships ready to attack Gaia! Somebody call Al Gore…quick!

That’s where this picture of the Milky Way was taken, by an Australian photographer named Mike Salway.

Pretty cool!

August 1, 2012 Posted by | humor, Nature, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Knows the Hard Dicisions of War…

Nobody Knows—

Politicians. They get in power— whatever country they lead, and none of us have any idea the pressures they face, and the decisions they have to make in times of war.

We don’t know—so much is kept from us.

I have made a new friend from Germany, who gave me a book on Dresden, and really, it gave me nightmares.

The night I laid the book down, I dreamt about going into an apartment, and right in the foyer, I saw a bulldog, panting–looking up at me helplessly, while he was holding up his front leg, which was missing the bottom half—-no paw, no foreleg…and blood from the bitten- off leg was dripping on the floor profusely. At his feet, was the head of another dog, which had been torn completely off. No body anywhere. The other dog had attacked him.

The bulldog looked up at me in complete shock, sadness and confusion. Ah —the pity. To much of the world, America IS a bulldog.

 

And that’s war. One side gets attacked, the other side fights back, and wins, but at a tremendous cost.

And so, our leaders have to take into account so many variables. How exactly do you fight a war or even stop it?  While Germany was burning, Hitler sent out small boys and old men to fight, rather than give up. Japan, we see, did the same. Iran, would be no different.

The leaders of England just before bombing Dresden, had a meeting.  Churchill and his generals, gave this rationalization on the price they had from the first World War, and their final decision in the bombing of innocent civilians:

The most deadly fact was not the numbers slaughtered but that all these millions were in the main young men in the prime of life who had not yet had time to marry and have families What had been destroyed was the future as well as the present. The ghastly logic withal this selective carnage of the trenches was the very worst injury which nations could inflict upon themselves and upon each other. Aerial bombardment of cities even into its most indiscriminate for, would be far less damaging. It would kill or maim a nearly equal proportion of each element of the populations the women equally with the men, the young equally with the old, the weak equally with the strong, the sick equally with the fit. From such a bloodletting there might be a recovery whereas to kill for the second time in a century the best of the young men in their prime but without issue would doom Western civilization. There would be no hope. All the combatant nations must decline.

So, while the feminists have tried to erase the men as being, not so important…, to lose your men, means that Western Civilization would disappear.

And who has the most men in the world? China. The Muslims are not far behind.  

It does make you think.

(Thanks to amfortas for the video)

July 31, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, American History, British, Deaths, Uncategorized, War | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Affirmative Olympic Action

Nobody Flashes

Last night I turned on the Olympics late, finding out that I had missed the women’s gymnastics. I just caught a young woman in tears.

“Okay…what happened?” I thought. The most I could make out is only two girls could go to the finals, so the girls on the American team were fighting each OTHER for the right to go on to compete for the big enchilada, the big Kahuna, the big endorsements…etc.

Being the conspiracy (Where’s there’s smoke there’s somebody’s raging fire) Nobody that I am, I instantly thought…Okay they had to get rid of our best American gymnast in order to let the Chinese win.

Why do I think this way? Because I’ve seen Affirmative Globalization in action. I get my cynicism from going to too many inventors’ conventions, where I saw one fabulous American invention after another be totally ignored in contests where our American University snobs gave big prizes to Chinese students whose inventions weren’t even shown.

But my curiosity overwhelmed me, so I stayed up till 3 am just to see what had happened, and found out there was an entirely different reason behind it.

Now, I’m not one to know the points of every mistake, BUT…the lovely and lively black girl, Gabby Douglas, on her floor exercise, made one of the biggest bloopers I’ve ever seen. She overshot a tumbling run, and stepped widely out of the lines, took more than a few steps, and the judges…gave her a pretty good score.

Up comes the strongest gymnast, Jordyln Wieber, and she does her floor routine, and steps her heel out after a tumbling run…just a smidgen of an inch. For that, the judges killed her.

So, Gabby, who we heard time and time again from the commentators, could destroy a team when she was having a bad night got to go…and nobody dared question the unfair and ridiculous high score given to a black young and upcoming superstar gymnast who will certainly inspired millions of little black girls in the states. Affirmative action  of the “elites” is alive and well in the Olympics.

Now…watch China win.

Here’s the official report.

Even though the Americans had three of the top four qualifiers, only the top two gymnasts from each team advance. Aly Raisman and Gabby Douglas will compete in the individual all-around final on Thursday. Wieber’s consolation is that she qualified for the floor exercise final. Her personal coach, John Geddert, said in a statement, “She has trained her entire life for this day, and to have it turn out anything less than she deserves is going to be devastating.

Douglas, who remains a favorite in the all-around, said the team would rally around Wieber while seeking the gold medal. But she said it would be “definitely kind of a little awkward.”

She took a moment to think about what she would say to Wieber, knitting her eyebrows as if deep in thought, but even the chatty Douglas could not come up with anything.

“Um, I’m still working on that,” she said.

Bela Karolyi, Martha Karolyi’s husband and the coach of the last United States team to win an Olympic gold medal, said Wieber was cheated out of a spot in the all-around, calling it “a lineup mistake” by the personal coaches.

July 30, 2012 Posted by | Affirmative Action, olympics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Gets Email: Oklahoma Did It, Anyway.

Nobody Get Email:

So, state by state, we CAN take the country back. Who knew?Oklahoma did. Enjoy! (Thanks to Tom Beebe)  

Oklahoma!

‘Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that matter-don’t mind…and those that mind–don’t matter.’

Oklahoma is the only state that Obama did not win even one county in the last election…While everyone is focusing on Arizona’s new law…look what Oklahoma has been doing!

An update from Oklahoma:

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9 an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol. The feds in D.C. , along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake. Hey, this is a conservative state, based on Christian values…HB1330

Guess what? Oklahoma did it anyway.

Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to  where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. HB 1804. This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said it would be a mistake.

Guess what? Oklahoma did it anyway.

Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegal’s to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Pelosi said it was unconstitutional. SB 1102.

Guess what? Oklahoma did it anyway.

Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives. Joining Texas, Montana and Utah as the only states to do so.

More states are likely to follow: Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, the Carolina’s, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi and Florida. Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again. HJR 1003.

The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns. Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I’m sure that was a setback for the criminals. The Liberals didn’t like it.

Guess what? Oklahoma did it anyway.

Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL driver’s license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language. They have been called racist for doing this, but the facts is that ALL of the road signs are in English only. If you want to drive in Oklahoma, you must read and write English. Really simple.

By the way, the Liberals don’t like any of this either.

Guess what? Who cares? Oklahoma is doing it anyway.

Pass it on.

July 28, 2012 Posted by | States Rights, Uncategorized | , , , | 1 Comment

Should Mitt Just Bow to the Queen?

Nobody Cares

I woke up this morning to an argument being held on the local radio station:

“No WAY should the US lower the flag to the Queen!” yelled some old guy.

“Well, Mitt insulted the Brits, it’s the least we can do.” said some lady.

This conversation came after yesterday’s big news: Mitt Romney wasn’t sure if the British were prepared for the Olympics, and he said so.

And the Prime Minister’s ego couldn’t take it:

We are holding an Olympic Games in one of the busiest, most active, bustling cities anywhere in the world. Of course it’s easier if you hold an Olympic Games in the middle of nowhere.”

So…Cameron evidently thinks that Salt Lake City has only a few scorpions and a few red- neck rodeo ranchers on the map, sipping whiskey.

Oh my. Oh dear. An American insulted the Kingdom of the Queen. Even though, Mitt probably read about the problems they were having, (which were many)  in the daily London papers for a whole MONTH–you do not, critized the country who considers you at best…an ugly red-headed, pig infested, step-child. The Brits have made handbags with “The BIG FAT AMERICANS” on them, long before Mitt made that honest assessment, but really…now Americans are hated again.

And now…someone suggested we lower our flag to the Queen.

WHY? You start this ‘habit’ and down the path we go to having to lower our flags to every single nation on the planet. Imagine, lowering the flag to honor Ahmadinejad? And if the Olympics are held in Israel some day, can you see an Arab nation lowering their flag to honor the Jews? It’s a political firestorm just waiting for a match.

Really. Let the Brits honor the Queen…leave the rest of the world to compete in good faith. No flag should be lowered to any monarch or ruler in any country.

The big fuss that the Brits made about Mitt Romney just being honest about what they were ALL talking about, really shows how very fragile the big ego’s of the elites like Cameron, and the Mayor of London are.

They are acting…like fussy old women.

Jesus.

Here is a comment from some ninny:

Most teams briefly lower colors as they pass host nation’s leaders at opening ceremony. But despite what some see as blatant nationalism, the U.S. does not, and the century-old saga is a curious one.

Russia doesn’t either. At the games in China, almost no one did. But that doesn’t mean we can’t attack America, ONE MORE TIME.

England —Nobody Thinks you protest too much. Now…BRING OUT YOUR SHEEP, your lovely Queen, and try to uphold that stiff upper lip.

Politicians, must remember…Some men have actually worked for a living, and being a politician, with all the endless lying and sycophantic smiling that comes with it, is a hard lesson to learn.

Give the man some time.

If our Olympic flag bearer lowers that flag to the Queen…I pity him when he gets home….because if and when the Brits come back here…we will make SURE they lower their flag to us.

Men. They are acting like women. It’s getting silly.

(Take it away, amfortas!)

July 27, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, Elites, olympics, politics, Uncategorized | , , , , | 5 Comments

Nobody Remembers Nadia Comaneci

Nobody Remembers

For those of you who weren’t born yet, you miss one of the biggest moments in Olympic history in 1976 : The Perfect 10’s of Romanian Nadia Comaneci. There were 7 of them. I STILL remember the emotion I felt when she got the perfect 10…first one in Olympic history. It was as if the whole world of women in sports had finally come into some kind of validation.

To just realize you were witnessing a moment of all time…for this small girl with the big brown eyes to come out of nowhere and dazzle the world with her long legs, intense focus, and impossible perfection…it was hard to forget. I still have her picture up on my wall…right in front of my treadmill (LoL) I have NEVER fallen off my treadmill, thanks to that picture.

Thanks Nadia!

This kind of pure genius comes only once in a millennium. There is real genius in taking a talent you might have and making yourself into a champion.  Every year we have searched for another Nadia, and every year…there isn’t one. There are champions, not like the girl who was born with those long legs, that brilliant balance, and impeccable timing. She simply was PERFECT. That doesn’t happen very often in nature, and when it does, it’s incredible.

I sure hope in this year’s Olympics we have less of the “sex” stuff, and more of the inspiration stories of how hard you have to work to become the best at your sport. God knows the kids in the world could use some real wholesome idols right now.

Tomorrow we can lose ourselves in the games…and the world can stop arguing for a few moments, pull up their chairs, have a few beers…and cheer! And please…do we really care if Price Harry contacts the American Women’s Volleyball team?

Let’s hope London does us all proud. I’ll be looking for Nadia’s kids—Who are probably into computers, because that’s how it usually goes doesn’t it?

 

 

July 26, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Thomas Sowell

Nobody’s Fool

I came upon this man almost by accident. My mother ordered a publication called Newsmax around the year 2000, and I started reading it. It’s there that I found a man with so much wisdom, and common sense, that I literally started waking up to what was going on around me. This was back when President Clinton was shaking his finger at the American people.

Just last week, in his usual Radom Thoughts column he had these two things to say:

If we wake up some morning and find some American cities in radioactive ruins, courtesy of a nuclear Iran, nobody is going to care whether the president who lets this happen is the first black president or the last WASP president. But, in the meantime, many people will keep on voting for symbolism, as if an election is a popularity contest, like choosing a college’s Homecoming Queen or Parade Marshal.

Two reports came out in the same week. One was from the Pentagon, saying that, in just a few years, Iran will be able to produce not only a nuclear bomb but a missile capable of carrying it to the United States. The other report said that the American Olympic team has uniforms made in China. This latter report received far more attention, both in Congress and in the media.  

While I read many different books and magazines, internet blogs, etc…I have yet to find a man whose wisdom exceeds that of Thomas Sowell. To me, he is right up there with Mark Twain as an American Journalistic Icon. He is forever more— Nobody’s Fool.

July 26, 2012 Posted by | Thomas Sowell, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Wins In New York

NobodyWins

Here’s a real moronic statement from the Mayor of New York, made a few days ago in response to the Colorado Batman shootings: He suggests the police go on strike. He wants the police to go on strike so the citizens will feel really bad about the police not protecting them, and give up their guns.

Never mind that the police mostly show up AFTER the shot has been fired.

Right. That would make the citizens feel REALLY safe. I wonder what the police in Chicago thought of that comment?

Okay for him…He has an army of guards to protect his rich self. Sorry, I can’t believe that in all the times that Obama has lambasted the rich, none of his people go after the richest fat cat around, Michael the KING of New York Bloomberg. He’s worth over $22 billion, and all his money was made on Wall Street.

The reason they don’t is because Michael gives money to all the right liberal institutions, like Harvard, Carnegie, and the Sierra Club…such a good Jew.  He is so invincible that he got himself ‘elected’ to a third term…and then outlawed drinking soda, and eating salt. Gandhi would be shamed.

 This guy would LOVE to be President. If Michael were President, we would all be ordered to exercise in the morning, and never touch a McDonald’s hamburger again. Driving anywhere without his permission would send you to jail. And eating a Twinkie after midnight…would get you two years in a Bloomberg rehabilitation camp.

And this week, the UN lead by Iran is trying to make world safe with “gun control” laws…in the name of controlling the terrorists. Everyone knows it would not keep guns out of the criminals hands, BUT…it would give the Mayor of New York the right to go in and confiscate every single gun in New York City. Oh how happy he would be!

 Nobody Thinks it’s not just the Colorado Batman Movie shootings that are bringing out the old blowhard—There is a fact that not too many people know: His wife, Tiven, has been Commissioner of the New York City Commission for the United Nations, Consular Corps and Protocol, since February 2002.

 

Hearing Bloomberg make this absurd statement brought back a long ago comment made by a pretty sick comedian that Nobody Remembers:

In 2006, Rosie O’Donnell said that “the right to, to bear arms” is “not really a right.” What she meant to say is that it’s only a right for some people; it does not apply to people like her. During the April 19, 1999, broadcast of her talk show, she stated, “You are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun, I think you should go to prison.”Well, Rosie has paid protection too…and for good reason:I’m sure Michael Moore is in love with her.

Nobody Thinks: If you live in New York, you might want to move.

July 25, 2012 Posted by | Gun Control, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

The Lastest Way to Honor Him: The Obama Urn

Nobody Knows

‘President’ Obama has gone to many lengths to put his mark on the minds of his followers and history… and now, all of his many fans can do the ultimate honor to him…and they don’t even have to ask him!

For a mere $2,600 YOU TOO, can have an Obama urn! You have to die first, but that’s just a minor detail. After all…many of his fans WOULD die for him!

The concept of a personalized cremation urn is probably not new to us, but an urn modeled from a mere photo definitely a novelty. Apparently, a company called Personal Cremation has created the concept of Urns for Ashes, a personalized cremation urn made to resemble the favorite hero or celebrity admired by the deceased.

If you are not a fan of Obama, you could pick any hero you like, like…Joe Biden. OR…you just give them a picture of yourself, and they will make a memorable urn that your family can stare at forever on their mantle. If they are mad because you didn’t leave them any money, they will have a durable image of you to shout obscenities at…or throw old gum wrappers at, at half-time.

Nobody Thinks that when Obamacare kicks in, LOTS of folks will be dying….so these Obama urns will be in EVERYONE’s home come 2015.

BUT, Don’t Wait! Get yours NOW…while you can still afford it.

We’ve come a loooooooooong way from the old Egyptian urn…in fact you could say, we’ve come full circle. The Pharaoh himself, has just updated the old ancestral tradition.   

July 24, 2012 Posted by | Deaths, humor, Obama, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: London Cabbies VS Texas Drivers

Nobody’s Perfect

When it comes to driving, there were two news items this week that caught this Nobody’s attention to the laws of driving in different nations.

First we have the rulers of London, which includes the Mayor, who have decided to make a special lane for all Olympic traffic, so that the athletes can get there on time. Now, this Nobody thought that all the athletes were staying in some sort of village where they will be having lots of sex, and you would THINK they would put the village within walking distance..but evidently most everyone has to get their by bus.

–All but the London cabs, who could make a nice bundle of cash serving the millions of people that will be coming to the Olympics, and they are really mad about it. They are probably doing this for “security” reasons, and the fact that any event starting late will mess up the cable networks, costing millions, but nevertheless, to keep a working man from working shows you how much the ‘elites really care about…the working man.

London’s 25,000 taxi drivers want access to all sections of the temporary network. Black taxis are currently only allowed in two thirds of the 100 mile route. Several dozen London taxi drivers slowly drove down the Tower Bridge today while honking their horns, part of their protest against their exclusion from Olympics “Game Lanes.” AP “

“But on daring cab driver took the protest out of his car, driving headfirst off of the London’s Tower Bridge. BBC

No one has been hurt, but the pocketbooks of thousands of working Brits have been robbed. 

 

Second:Here in the states last week, a truck carrying 23 people crashed head first into two trees, down in Texas. I think that is some kind of Olympic record for the most people in a truck at the same time. There is a law against too many people in a truck, so Nobody Wonders…Where were the cops? 

“Fourteen people are dead, including two young girls, and nine injured after a heavily overloaded truck crashed into two trees in Texas on Sunday evening. Many of the people in the truck did not have identification and are suspected of being undocumented immigrants.”

So that’s two more than were killed by James Holmes last week. The driver of the truck was going pretty fast, no doubt someone was sitting on his head, and evidently they were trying out for an Olympic Texas “Run to the Gringo’s” in lane six. 

That’s what you get when Obama changes the law and says he will kick NO one out! The illegal’s can’t wait to get in.

So the London cabbies win for protesting the “elites” who rule the world. The driver of the truck…is not alive to protest.

I know, none of this makes sense to me either.

 

July 24, 2012 Posted by | Elites, olympics, Uncategorized | , , , | 1 Comment

Praying for a Vigil from Politician’s Vigils

Nobody’s Opinion

Thomas Jefferson: “Laws that forbid the carrying of arms…disarm only those who are neither inclined or determined to commit crimes. Such laws only make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assassins; they serve to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.” (1764 Letter and speech from T. Jefferson quoting with approval an essay by Cesare Beccari)

If you hadn’t read the news in the last few days and happened to turn on the television tonight, you would have thought that the “prayer service” in Aurora, Colorado, was a testimony to just about every politician known in the United States. The President kicked it off…with a vast array of Mayors, Governors,  Senators, etc…everyone wanted in on the action. In other words…see? THIS is why you pay taxes! We need thousands of government workers when things like this happen! We ALL care for you. REALLY we do! It was as if each and every politician was so surprised that a government worker actually showed up and did his job.

Nobody Thinks that just because a policeman shows up and does his job, it really doesn’t make him more of a hero than the average man. It’s his JOB for god’s sake. But today: every single mayor, councilman, assistant city councilman, policeman, and fireman…were commended forever more in history. They spend more time talking about WHO’s attending the prayer meeting than what everybody is really praying about. It’s ridiculous.

Like a true politician, Obama waited until exactly the right time, tonight, when he knew most Americans would be in front of their TV sets, to make his great speech on the shooting in Colorado. And while his face looked moved, instead of praising the young men who GAVE their lives to save their girlfriends, he was more impressed by the woman who put a finger on her girlfriend neck wound while she called 911. That girl represent the best of America he said.

Now…this is no offense to the woman who saved her friend’s life…but there was a reason for it.

Obama’s took the opportunity to pander to women. He needs their vote. FOX News immediately posted the three men who threw their bodies on their girlfriends, because most of us were screaming…

“Well, what about the guys who DIED protecting their girlfriends?” Obama knows he doesn’t have the men’s vote. Your sinister Joyanna.

Sinister you say?

The good people of Aurora might have been comforted with all those politicians showing up to help them “heal” from the tragedy, but I wonder how many people in Chicago, where some 23 people were shot in one night, and hundreds in just the last year, were thinking, “HEY..Where’s our Prayer Vigil?”

Nobody Says: Uh…Obama already has your vote, Chicago.

 So, outside of Aurora, how do the rest of us feel? Most of the talk on the conservative radios is the fear of the perfect timing of this event. The Democrats want to disarm America and we know it. Hell, we FEAR it.  Bloomberg had his Gestapo out, and all the liberals were screaming for basically guns to be outlawed.

Like Ellen Barkin…the BODY. I have never watched her program on TV…and never will….simply because her big mouth, while appealing to many, gives me the creeps.  BUT…Here’s’ what she had to say about the people who stick up for the right to carry guns.

From the Blaze:

 Tony-winning actress Ellen Barkin seemingly went on a profanity-laced Twitter rampage against conservatives and Jon Lovitz recently, saying that she “loves everybody” except “u right wing f–kin morons“ and that Jon Lovitz needs to ”shut the f–k up.” The first tweet reads: “Gotta go to bed. Work in morning. I love everybody…except u right wing f–kin morons.X.”

Barkin, who stood in solidarity with Occupy Wall Street in January and told a police officer to get his “motherf–king hands” off her after he asked her to move to the sidewalk, clearly feels passionately about her cause.

Nobody Thinks: Ellen…gee..don’t you PLAY a cop packing a gun on TV? 

And then there’s Jason Alexander of Seinfeld fame.

“Clearly, the angry, threatened and threatening, hostile comments are coming from gun owners and gun advocates,” Alexander writes. “Despite these massacres recurring and despite the 100,000 Americans that die every year due to domestic gun violence – these people see no value to even considering some kind of control as to what kinds of weapons are put in civilian hands.”

Jason later said he got the numbers wrong. Uh…just a little.

Notice, Jason does not put his old Hollywood buddy Ellen’s comments as being “angry.”

But Jason doesn’t stop there–He goes onto …the absurd.

“There is no excuse for the propagation of these weapons. They are not guaranteed or protected by our constitution,” Alexander concludes near the end of the over 1,700-word statement. “If they were, then we could all run out and purchase a tank, a grenade launcher, a bazooka, a SCUD missile and a nuclear warhead. We could stockpile napalm and chemical weapons and bomb-making materials in our cellars under our guise of being a militia.”

Now, a lot of people would buy into this statement. Why…He’s right! We should not run out and buy a bazooka!

Having said that: Why has NOBODY asked how Mr. Holmes, who was broke and unemployed, got the money to buy ALL THAT STUFF?

Can we see his Credit Cards statements please?

The point is, smart people know that if someone in that crowd had a gun, that guy would have not gotten off so many bullets. There will ALWAYS be criminals with guns. 

 For all the dog and pony show about how great the police, and politicians are, they can’t protect you when a nut has a gun. You didn’t need a grenade launcher to stop the guy…all you needed was a good shot at his head. And that’s why our founders…(Listen carefully Mr. Liberal idiot) guaranteed our right to carry a gun. Oh…and just in case you might want to check it out Jason…here’s a few more examples, of our constitutional right to have guns.

 

Samual Adams: “The Constitution shall never be construed to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.” (Convention of the Commonwealth of Mass., 86-87, date still being sought)

George Washington:A free people ought to be armed.” (Jan 14 1790, Boston Independent Chronicle.)

James Madison: “Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose rulers are afraid to trust them with arms.” (Federalist Paper #46)

Got it?

July 23, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, American History, Angry Citizens, Barack Obama, Constitution, Gun Control, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: Obama’s Mistaken Deductions

Nobody Gets Email

Obama’s insistence that nobody did ANYTHIING on their own…is getting a lot of attention in the media, and here’s some witty artwork that was sent to me from Australia! (Thank to amforatas)

Enjoy!

July 21, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | 4 Comments