King Obama: A Perfect Tut
Nobody’s Perfect
Obama just couldn’t help himself when he boasted in an interview on 60 minutes that he was the fourth greatest President the United States has ever seen.
Not since Louis XIV said, “L”ett c’est moi” (divine right) have we heard a politician crown his own achievements before history. Okay, there was also Napoleon, who crowned himself. And Henry the VIII, and lots of other Kings of old. Obama is not the first megalomaniac to grace the historical stage by a long shot, but he is the certainly the most obnoxious the United States has ever seen. 
Yes, he states with great confidence that his administration has accomplished more than Abraham Lincoln, or FDR (Who actually did change the world) 
Really. Sure. Does he honestly think that he can compare himself to Lincoln, to FDR? To LBJ? Or even say he’s better than George Washington?
Okay, he might have done as much damage as FDR and LBJ (who did more than their fair share) but how a man who has taken a country onto the verge of a great depression, and collapse it—a man who is making us all be stripped searched at airports, and spied on with drones: a man who has spent us into so much debt he makes Louis XIV, who actually did put all of France into debt and starvation, look like a schoolboy.
Well…Could he be that delusional?
Yep.
To Obama, it was HE: who saved the Muslims and freed the Islamic world. Brought them into America. Gave them Twitter, and riots.
It was he, who singlehandedly killed the enemy…bin Laden.
It was he, who saved the old, the crippled, the sick, with Obamacare.
It was he who managed to give free abortions to the world.
It was he, who walked on water in Hawaii.
For that, he deserves a another $4 million dollar vacation, and a Christmas tree outside the White House proclaiming his name over Jesus. But that’s not all that he wants.
Obama wants his face on Mt. Rushmore so badly, he has sent his own statue to be in the same park in South Dakota. (see picture) Nothing like a subtle hint.
So, while many would suggest that being in the most powerful position in the world as President of the United States has gone to his head…I suggest he is not going to stop with just Mt. Rushmore: If he gets another four years, like FDR, his face will be everywhere.
He, being the man he is: wants it all. Remember, Bill Clinton didn’t want to leave. Obama despite what all he says, is not going out without a big fight…and it starts right here, he is claiming every move he makes to be divine.
Do you honestly think he ever wants to give that job up? King Tut has just shown his face.
Hannon Talks to the American People
Nobody’s Opinion
Some years ago, I was writing to various companies trying to get a “licensee” for my patented product. In every “inventor’s ” book I read, they all warned of the same thing to the lone guy trying to approach a big company. They warned that all the big companies have the “not invented here” syndrome. This basically means they spend millions of dollars every year to pay people to think up ideas, and so, if some outsider comes along, they will have to sign an agreement that says in long pages of lawyer gobbledygook, “We will look at your idea but we might have the exact same thing being developed at our company (which of course, they don’t have to prove to YOU.) therefore, anything you show us can be ours. And you will…get nothing.”
In other words, you give them permission to steal your idea by showing it to them. You see, if you work for Monsanto, and think up an invention that pulls all pollution out of the air, at almost no cost, that invention belongs to Monsanto. Even if you thought it up in your own time, and on your own dime.
These books always warned you to get at least a “patent pending” before you show your idea to any big company, and when my patents were pending, everyone talked to me. What they didn’t tell you is that if you actually GET the patent, nobody will call you at all. In fact, they won’t touch you with a Joe Biden handshake.
What does this have to do with Daniel Hannan’s great presentation on America?
While Daniel does not touch the subject of “patents” and inventions, he does lay out what happens when you get government taking care of free markets. He points out the way to wealth for countries is competition between them all, not financial markets controlled by unelected dweebs with good intentions. It’s also why when the big banks buy up all the little banks, and the big multinationals put the little businesses out of work, there is less competition. For example: McDonalds got out of Obamacare…how’s that going to work for you?
This Daniel Hannan speech was meant for all Americans. If you can find the time, it’s a great lesson for us all. Sorry I post him so much…I just think he is saying, more than anyone in America, what we all should be hearing from our leaders over here in the states.
As he basically says, America is the last hope. We MUST not give up on what the founders gave us.
Enjoy
(The speech is so good, it will feel more like ten minutes, really. )
Tom Beebe’s Tax Reforms
Nobody Gets Email
As many of may or may not know, this dribble the Congress is doing about Bush’s tax cuts staying in our paychecks is going to make us all very happy campers, what they are NOT mentioning is the malicious taxes that are going to go sky-high as soon as Obama is out of office, in 2013. It wasn’t just Obama that did Obamacare, and there should be some kind of law saying that a sitting President and Congress cannot pass laws and taxes, which only kick in AFTER the next election.
HA!
What do you expect? Decency? Honesty? Representatives of the people? We have a liar of great magnitude for a President, and a Congress that is just as bad. Perry’s right…they should all stay home.
This was sent to me by a NOBODY who has given a decent proposal, for serious tax reform. It shares a few shades of commonality with Herman Cain I believe, but it’s his own idea. I’m sure he would appreciate any comments that you would like to give on his ideas.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe for sending this in.) 
Part One
A PLAN TO REFORM TAXES AND ENTITLEMENTS
What is, to YOU, a fair tax plan? How can “entitlements”, including welfare, Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security, be improved? Consider these ideas and please tell me your thoughts on them. You can make this plan even better, and you can send it on to your Senators and congressmen to influence their votes.Americaneeds something better, something more honest, and above all something we can all understand. Please send your thoughts to me too.
Tom Beebe -or- tbeebe6535@yahoo.com
This is a proposal to replace all federal taxes and transfer payments, also known as “entitlements” with a single act. Please understand that “all federal taxes” includes many that we pay each day, such as the tax on each gallon of gasoline, or the corporate taxes which are paid each time you purchase a product or service from a corporation; where else but from you, their customer, do corporations get money to pay taxes? Furthermore, these taxes are multiplied many times on their way from the source of the product to you. Taxes are paid by the retailer with whom you trade. He, in turn, pays his supplier taxes as part of the price of his purchases, and on down the road. You have a right to know, and will be astonished to know, how much you are paying in taxes. This plan is an attempt to reveal that amount by consolidating all taxes into one payment. Remember that by eliminating the hidden taxes, the cost of your purchases will come down drastically. This is one of two ways this plan is aggressively “progressive”, a term describing taxes which are easier on the lower income households who spend a greater part of their income. The second element of this “progressivity” is the large personal exemptions.
The annual personal exemption is set as 2000 times the minimum hourly wage (2000 = 50 weeks times 40 hours per week). We have adopted a minimum wage as the least a worker should receive for his efforts. How, then, can we justify taking some of that sum from him in taxes? This exemption is allowed for every adult (20-65) in your household, and is reduced in steps for those younger, and increased in steps for those older, recognizing the differences in the cost of living to these on the opposite ends of the age span. This formula may be too much or too little as the economy changes, so the plan requires Congress to reset the wage each year, In that “resetting”, Congress will be determining the federal budget, which will be forever balanced. Actually, because Congress has overspent for decades, the plan uses the past year’s taxable income times the new flat tax rate, also set each year. Result? As long as the economy grows (as it does almost every year), a modest surplus will develop to pay off the debt over a period of many years. When the economy grows rapidly, the amount taken out to repay the debt is larger; in a recession, that amount is smaller, as is the budget for government spending.
Now beyond “transparency” the idea that you ought to know what taxes you’re paying, and “progressivity”, the idea that taxes ought to be paid (more) by those more able to pay them, what other modification to the idea of everyone paying the same, the “fair share” of taxes should be part of the plan? It’s reasonable that government policy should be designed to maximize growth, again for two reasons. First, “growth”, an increase in the wealth from which we all share, is in the interest of all. Second, growth means an increasing tax base. That in turn means more money to pay for legitimate government expenditures, like roads, law enforcement and other services without an increase in the tax rate. If this growth in the tax base exceeds the growth in the cost of government services, we’re getting more for the same portion of your income. We all want that.
What contributes to that growth? “Crony capitalism” and corruption resulted in a lot of special deals that contribute to the growth represented by and for special interests. A plan good for no special interest is good for us all. This plan suggests three things are of universal value in assisting growth. Those three are education, health care and investment. So this plan exempts those three expenses from taxable income. It does so broadly, so that government is not telling you what educational choices you make, what health care (and health care insurance) you buy, and what investments you make, (and charity is an investment). You can make those choices better than can Washington.
Many states and cities have been getting into financial trouble. It is not the Federal government’s duty to bail them out, or even correct the practices that got them in trouble. But if this plan makes sense, if it could correct the revenue problems that the other levels of government have encountered, then the federal government can help them out by making the plan available, optionally, to them. But the feds should not impose anything on those other levels of government.
Finally, after all the exemptions are taken, some will have more exemptions than deductions. Should they be helped, and to what extent? Consider calculating aid by multiplying their shortfall by the flat tax rate. As with taxes, their assistance will be reviewed by and adjusted as part of the budget process each year. That way, everybody pays the same rate from top, the “billionaires” to bottom, the least among us. For those whose income exceeds exemptions, they pay taxes equal to the rate times the excess. For the least among us, their income supplement, replacing Welfare, Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security and other “entitlements”, is reduced at the same rate. Is this fair to all?
Finally, if you have read plans that embrace sales or value-added taxes in lieu of or in addition to income taxes such as this, consider that an unlimited exemption for savings makes this plan exactly like s sales tax; if what you save is exempt, then you’re only paying taxes on what you spend.
Nobody Remembers Christopher Hitchens
Nobody Remembers—
The first time I read Christopher Hitchens it was in Vanity Fair. I thought he was so magnificent, so blunt, so witty, so…slap you in the face brilliant, that I got a subscription to the magazine. Not since I’d read Dostoyevsky’s ” Crime and Punishment” had I found an author that I could really get excited about. And it’s no wonder—-I found out tonight that Christopher himself decided to become a writer after reading that very same book. 
Christopher was raised in the belly of the liberal Marxist/communist beast of Oxford during the sixties and he was THE radical protester. Vietnam, the Catholic church— he had an opinion on just about everything. He even protested the Queen. Being the son of a Scot-maybe it came a bit too easy. In fact, he wanted to do away with the monarchy.
During and after college, Christopher hung out with communists. He loved Trotsky, Stalin, and Che. While the rest of us moved along, which is easy to do when you get out of college and go into the REAL world, Chris stayed in that “liberal” cushion of fantasy, because it’s the card you have to play with if you want to play with the Gods of the “elite “university, and Chris wanted in that world and his mother saw to it that he got in.
It’s no wonder that Christopher grew up a liberal atheist—most colleges promote the dark Russian tormented soul, as if it some kind of sacrosanct mantle of superiority. College kids found it so cool back in the sixties to sit around and discuss Nietzsche: question God, Jesus ,and the Catholic Church, Hey, I did it. When you’re parents are working and you have nothing to do all day but go to class, you are eager to explore worlds your parents never talked about. I gave it a whirl..but got out of it pretty fast.
Not Christopher Hitchens. He took to liberalism like a beam of light to a worm hole.
He had no patience for Henry Kissinger, Michael Moore, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, Sarah Palin (?) and Prince Charles.
“He fell for the fake anthropologist Laurens van der Post. He was bowled over by the charms of homeopathic medicine. He has been believably reported as saying that plants do better if you talk to them in a soothing and encouraging way. But this latest departure promotes him from an advocate of harmless nonsense to positively sinister nonsense.”
Nobody Thinks the same.
He was so inspired by Jefferson that he wrote a book about him and became an American citizen on the steps of the Jefferson memorial.
Still…it bugged conservatives that Chris did not think God was real, and he stuck with that until he died. Add your mother committing suicide onto your liberal Oxford education, mixed that with a depression covered over by daily consumptions of alcohol, I’d say that convincing yourself otherwise would seem a waste of time, not to mention too great a task. 
Better to drink away any doubts you might have…and that’s what he did. By all accounts Christopher was an alcoholic, and it caught up to him. He was only 62 when he died today. If he had stopped drinking and smoking he might have lived longer. To explain his drinking he said :
“‘because it makes other people less boring. I have a great terror of being bored. Many great writers did some of their finest work when blotto, smashed, polluted, shitfaced, squiffy, whiffled, and three sheets to the wind.”
He’s right about that.
He must have been drunk when he wrote one of my favorite pieces of his called: “Why Women Aren’t Funny.”
Christopher Hitchens lived life witnessing and ranting against, what to him was a godless universe. No wonder he drank.
But– this Nobody Wonders if he got his wish. His wish was to know that GOD doesn’t exist, because if he didn’t then– Chris was right. And Chris would have liked that.
Being right. He made a habit out of it, when he finally got the hang of it.
Nobody Thinks that if God has an ego, it’s a lot bigger than Chris’s who by all accounts, was a rare breed of talent. I don’t think he will ever be bored again, if his soul survived. I also don’t think God is going to stand in line to kiss Chris’s ass, when he tells him he was wrong about God not existing.
I just thank God for putting him here in the first place…I have the rest of my life to catch up to his genius.
Nobody Flashes: One of the subjects Chris was passionately knowledgeable about was the Muslim world. Listen to him talk in the video from 2009, about the dangers of Iran, and then think again Ron Paul’s foreign policy: In fact, Nobody Wonders why NONE of our leaders speck with such knowledge.
Life is too short, and the untimely death of Christopher Hitchens is just another reminder. I could have gone another decade reading his rants.
He was …one of a kind.
Americans Need Their Guns, AND their Horses: The Story of Sargent Reckless
Nobody Wonders
While Nobody was concerned about kids getting fried stealing copper wire, it seems Obama has put another “stealing” warning on our heads.
When Obama was in China, the conversations must have went something like this:
Obama: Uh..well, we haven’t got the farms quite up to shovel ready yet your honor, we still have lots of people to train to grow that food, but, uh…I can get you some meat..if you don’t mind horse. “
And so, Obama, while visiting the great Asian Kings, pulled out his trusty automated signature machine in Washington D.C. and signed very quietly into law, horse slaughter.
Not since Frank and Jesse James made horse stealing a lucretive way of life, has our great Grand Bubba of a leader put a mark on every live horse in the United States.
I get it. He doesn’t like old people. He doesn’t like horses. But Bo gets his own jet.
Let us remind the President that the horse, like the faithful dog, has historically been in synch with man, as a lasting, true, and loyal companion to the rich and the poor before Mary and Joseph rode into Bethlehem on his cousin the donkey.
How callous, how cruel, how inhumane. It wasn’t enough that Americans have to pay for abortions all over the world, we now have condemned the noble horse to fodder food for peasants in Asia.
What a President we have.
If not for the noble horse, in the scale of evolution, man wouldn’t even be using an IPHONE to make his Christmas list.
It was the horse that carried Marco Polo to China in the first place. It was the horse that hauled the wagons of American settlers out west. Without the horse, the dark ages would have lasted forever.
The horse has hauled, and plowed, and pulled, and ran, and carried men into battle, delivered the mail, with never a complaint, and THIS is how he is rewarded?
Think of all the famous horses in history: Man O’War, Secretariat, Seattle Slew, Mr. Ed, and Trigger. General Custer’s horse Comanche was the sole survivor of the Battle of the Bighorn.
Alexander the Great had a horse named Bucephalus. Only Alexander could mount this steed and Bucephalus would always kneel to allow him to do so. Passing at 30 years old, Alexander built a city in his favorite horses honor and called it Bucephalae.
Genghis Khan couldn’t have seeded half the earth’s population without his army of horses. Asia might not be here if not for his nighttime frolics.
The White House spin on this “we must slaughter our own horse again” is that since the ban, we are sending the horses to Canada and Mexico to be slaughtered. Jobs of slaughtering horses are going overseas.
I suppose the “horse slaughtering union” is up in arms.
Here’s the problem: only the rich will be able to afford horses in the near future, the middle class will no longer have the money to afford to keep them.
Obama sees a win/win situation here.
Once again, Obama helps the rich, and condemns the poor in his own country.
It seems propitious that Steven Spielberg has just release a move about a famous horse. I don’t think it’s just a coincidence. Some would even say, that “cash for clunkers”, and slaughtering horses again, fit right up there wit the “if we are attacked with an EMP and you can’t start your car, there won’t be many horses around either. HA!” government conspiracy. (old cars can start up after an EMP)
I think we should all go see it Speilburg’s movie, and get this stupid “slaughtering horse” law banned…again.
Any man who thinks it’s okay to eat horse, is a monster.
If that’s the case, then dogs will be next. China LOVES dog meat.
And I’m going to shut up now before I say something really horsy about a man who sells our horses to China.
The Noble Black Beauty — he is not.
We should ban the law, and ban the export of horses.
Let the zoo animals eat steak. Let the White House animal ride off into the China sunset, and eat tofu for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It’s the least we can do for the our best companions who have served us so well in history.
America…we not only need to keep our guns, we need to keep our horses.
We might need them some day. I’m just saying.
Google’s Christmas Card
Nobody Flashes
Good Christians fear not: Nobody is trying to make fun of the Christian religion.
I thought this was a very creative way to help ME figure out, all that I don’t know about the internet!
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
FDR VS George W. Bush
Nobody Remembers Pearl Harbor
Here’s FDR speech, made after the attacks on Pearl Harbor. Notice that he mentions the words “invasion” “victory” and “so help us God.”
Now, compare that speech to one given by George W. Bush after 9/11
Big difference in delivery. We’ve become the more “compassionate” nation…..
Among the calamities of war may be jointly numbered the diminution of the love of truth, by the falsehoods which interest dictates and credulity encourages. .
——.Samuel Johnson
Sarkozy and Merkel–Who Knew?
Nobody Knows–
What Sarkozy and Merkel were saying to each other…so let’s guess.
Sarkozy: Ooooweee madame! We are just about to make our dreams come true! I will get Sardina, and I will get to build my dream house…and you..YOU my dear woman, can have all of Italy!
Merkel: I know! I know! It is wondurful! Timmy has promised to give us all that money that hisss Fed put into the IMF last year! Billions of American Dollars! And the EURO…will survive, and America will fall! He just told the Americans that they don’t have to bail us out! Can you BELVIE it?!
Sarkozy: Can yu belieeeve how stuuuupid he is? Oh my Good. Heee is the most simply men I have ever seen. But…ieeets okay. Nobody believes him anymore. Now, we will never have to worry ever again my dear, you are such a wonder. I could NEVER have done this without yu. France will love you forever…
Merkal: Noooo…noooo
Sarkozy: Kiss me…come on…
Merkal: NO…no….(heh,heh) I mussst not.
Sarkozy: Will you com to my leeetttle island?
Merkal: Will YOU bring along a case of Condi’s Burgandy? I’ll will seeeeeeeeeeeee…..
Sarkozy…Ooooooo I will bring the finest Burgandy in all of France! I could KEESSS you!
Merkal: I know…I know…
(Nobody makes this stuff up)
Nobody’s Perfect: Turkey VS Apple Juice
Nobody’sPerfect:
THE TURKEY: Right before the Thanksgiving holidays, Pamela Geller, who by all accounts is in most respects a sensible woman, warned the alarm that every American that eats a Butterball Turkey is in…danger. Unbeknownst to us, only the Butterball Turkeys are being “blessed” for their journey to be with 72 turkey virgins in heaven:
Halal slaughter involves cutting the trachea, the esophagus, and the jugular vein, and letting the blood drain out while saying “Bismillah allahu akbar” — in the name of Allah the greatest.
You can imagine the despair! Butterball turkeys have been served in my family since they started MAKING Butterball Turkeys. And the reason why we have preferred Butterball Turkeys to any other Turkey is because, all you have to do is put it in a pan, salt it, cook it, baste it, and VIOLA! Soft, tender, moist…and any fool can do it.
Also, the woman in my family are from a long line of..of…let’s just say we all cooked pretty much like Curly. So the less thinking involved in preparing the meal, the better. We’d spend hours arguing how exactly to boil water.
Okay, I’m confused. You have to kill the turkey to eat right? So, for that part, I think Pamela should either take it up with PETA (who are already on this) or try to turn us all into vegetarians because, you have to kill to eat any meat.
Unless of course, you like to hang out around the highway.
It’s the “blessing” Allahu Akbar that has her upset. And I agree. If you are going to include Muslim prayers then by golly, they should include Christian prayers, Hindu Prayers, Wicken prayers, and throw in some voodoo on top of it. After all, this is all about diversity is it not? Think of that poor turkey being condemned to abide in some Muslim hellhole with other jihadists who do nothing but continue the Bismillah blessing on his esophagus throughout centuries of purgatory! A Christian Turkey heaven would have him walking with peacocks, and in a Hindu heaven he could reincarnate into a politician…maybe even President! We’ve all seen it happen before.
I see her point. But last week didn’t stop with the bad news…no…we had bad —
APPLE JUICE:
ABC News reported that Consumer Reports tested 88 samples of popular brands of grape and apple juice sold in the U.S., including Welch’s, Minute Maid and Mott’s. The results revealed that 10 percent of the juices “had total arsenic levels greater than the FDA’s standard for drinking water of 10 parts per billion (ppb), while 25 percent of juices also had lead levels higher than the FDA’s bottled water limit of 5 ppb.” To our detriment, the FDA has limits for arsenic in water (including bottled), but no such regulations on fruit juices. Oz reported that apple concentrate comes from up to seven countries – 60 percent of it imported from China alone. –Chuck Norris
It’s really an imperfect world. It’s bad enough that they put fluoride in our water, and NOW we find out, since that doesn’t seem to be doing enough damage, they are putting arsenic in our apple juice, without the pretty lace.
Yes, our children are being poisoned by China, with the help of our FDA..who..say…they MIGHT look into it. I’d say that arsenic in our food, and mercury in our light bulbs..means SOME PEOPLE are trying to get kill US..forget the turkeys. They will eventually outlive us. We’ll all be dead.
They want to get rid of us..slowly. I mean…really…is this what they mean when they say we will all have to sacrifice?
Nobody is boycotting apple juice because I drank gallons of it last year, due to the fact that I had gall bladder surgery. Oh yes. When you have a rotten gall bladder they tell you to drink tons and tons and tons of apple juice….so I did.
And now, I find out why it works! It’s pretty much melts your insides. Maybe I should have made a cocktail of apple juice, coke and a menthol, and saved myself from an expensive surgery.
I did NOT buy a Butterball Turkey this year, but not because somebody stupid is making employees bless them with nonsense, but because—THEY ARE TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE!
So, who won the Nobody’s Perfect award for this week?
My favorite stooge…Curly, because that man cannot cook…I thought I was bad. I at least know enough to open the can before inserting it.
Bret Baier: Puts the Toy BACK in the Box
Nobody’s Opinion
According to the Iowa polls, Mitt Romney has once again been knocked out of first place, not by Herman Cain retiring, (due to about 250 million phone calls made to a ‘friendly’ woman) but by Bret Baier, doing the job that most reporters have forgotten how to do. (see video)
Herman pulled out, and frankly–I’m disappointed. He kept saying he wasn’t guilty of sexual affairs, and they were all lies, and I’m not going to let them get me…and ..Oh, well…I’m gone.
So, what’s that again? I thought you weren’t going to quit Herman?
Nobody bets it has something to do with keeping the money, but then, you know me…follow the money and you will see the reason behind most everything.
But, back to the race: Here’s where they all stand:
Gingrich, with support of 25 percent of likely Republican caucus goers, is seven points ahead of the rising Ron Paul, who’s at 18 percent. Mitt Romney drops to third, at 16percent, denting his previously armor-plated Iowa polling average. Romney’s support stood at 22 percent last month.
Nobody Thinks the reason Romney fell was due to this very interview. I was watching it in real time and saying…”You go Bret, yeah! You got him! What? He’s trying to browbeat you? Don’t let him do it! He’s sweatin,’ Yeah baby!'”
Bret was a mightyman of determination. He didn’t let up, he threw Mitt fastballs, and left him lying face down, in a pool of his own melting ego. You get the feeling that Mitt thinks it’s HIS turn to be President, and anyone trying to make him look bad, is just not nice.
But he looked nice. His hair all done slicked back, his shirt, Sunday School clean..but Romney seems to forget that we are living in the techie world where it doesn’t matter HOW good you clean up, video’s of past mistakes can be trumped up in a nano -second, and played back in your face.
Which is EXACTLY what Jon Huntsman did to him. Made a video out of it.
So–why didn’t Mitt defend himself better in this?
Gingrich has been brought down enough times to know that it’s just smart to admit you were wrong, whether you think you were or not. You don’t even have to admit you’ve changed, let everyone assume it. And now, Muffin Man is leading with Ron Paul in second.
Gingrich, with support of 25 percent of likely Republican caucus goers, is seven points ahead of the rising Ron Paul, who’s at 18 percent. Mitt Romney drops to third, at 16percent, denting his previously armor-plated Iowa polling average. Romney’s support stood at 22 percent last month.
Ron Paul’s in second? 
Ron Paul says:
“You have two choices. Either you can work you way out of this, or you wait until it collapses and you have to rebuild it.”
Uh…working our way out might take a few million years: How about we just start over? (By this, Nobody means the corruption runs deeper than any of us know.)
Anybody with me? (Stand up and pound on your remote control)
Nobody Knows if Mormonman Mitt is going to come back and take the lead. I wouldn’t count him out, but I doubt if he gives Bret Baier any more interviews. Still, if you look long-term: If Obama does another four years the country will be completely destroyed, and Donald Trump is not going to let us forget that.
Starting over will be painful, but much more exciting.
If Romney or Gingrich become President: it might end up being just another big, fat, stimulus, and almost everyone agrees…we’ve had enough stimulus.
It’s time to put the toy, BACK in the box.
Nobody Remembers Columbine
Nobody Remembers
“Isn’t America supposed to be the land of the free? Howcome if I’m free, I cant deprive a stupid fucking dumbshit from his possessions? If he leaves them sitting in the front seat of his fucking van out in plain sight and in the middle of fucking nowhere on a Frifucking day night. NATURAL SELECTION,fucker should be shot. Natural selection!!! God damn it the best thing that ever happened on the Earth.Getting rid of all the stupid and weak organism’s I wish the government would just take off every warning label then all the dumbasses would either severely hurt themselves or DIE. “
No, that’s not a statement from one of the Wall Street protesters, that a rant from Eric Harris’s journal’s right after he was arrested for breaking in a van and stealing what was on the front seat. Eric Harris will go down in history as the mastermind of the Columbine murderers, and he’d be proud of that.
I just got finished reading Columbine by Dave Cullen. Dave Cullen is considered the expert on Columbine, because he spent who knows how many decades interviewing, researching, and looking for the answers. Why? It’s a herculean effort and well reported. There is probably not one kid, parent, police, or official, that this man didn’t interview after the event. 
It’s a good book, and he makes no judgments on anyone.
Most of the people who read this blog, I’m sure, remember April 20, 1999, the day that we all watched kids being run out of the Columbine High School on our TV’s— hands on their heads while they stepped past the dead body lying on the sidewalk. It was being reported that “men” were inside the Columbine High School in the Colorado shooting.
This Nobody was saying:.. So…we have..uh…450 SWATS, and hundreds of COPS, and Military, and NOBODY is going into the school to save those poor kids inside? What the hell good are they?! Typical. Hurry up and wait for the orders. 
But…who wasn’t giving the orders? After the second hour which seemed like an eternity, I was thinking, “I bet Bill Clinton is watching this and trying to figure out a way he can push for his anti-guns laws, so the more gruesome, the better for him.” That’s sounds crude, but it’s the truth. Would a President send orders from the top to…milk the event?
Now, before you say I’ve gone too far– think of this. The FBI negotiator on the scene was none other than the last man to talk to Branch Davidian, David Koresh before he and his 80 or so people in Waco were burned to the ground on orders from (it was reported ) Janet Reno.
Janet Reno reported to Bill Clinton.
Dwayne Fuselier did a horrible job of “talking” down David, why in the world would they call him in to take care of this? He was the closest FBI person, it was said. But…this wasn’t a hostage situation. That’s what he was, a hostage negotiator. Nevertheless,he took over, although in the book its reported that he just “helped.”
The book goes into detail about many of the events that day–like a teacher who had been shot, but laid bleeding for four hours inside, waiting for help. He was near a window. He bled to death. No one was held accountable. They kept telling the people who were begging for help: “They are on their way…ten minutes!”
Uh…why do we have SWAT teams again?
While the carnage inside was bad enough…one poor boy was left outside to lay on the sidewalk for 28 hours, all the time the camera’s were filming him. This was even after all Eric and Dylan had been found dead in the library. I can only imagine the poor parents. Seeing their kid’s dead body all over the news…it started snowing. Nobody touched him. “He might be wired” was the police’s excuse.
Absurd. Really. He was wired all right–to a hungry adminstraton and media who wanted to sensationalize the crime of what guns can do. There was no reason not to move that body. There was over a hundred witnesses that saw him get shot. 
I was furious that day, and I’m not ashamed to admit that I thought the government’s lame reaction to this was almost criminal.
After reading the book, I am now even more furious.
Okay— you have some really sick kids: one is a wannabee terrorist psychopath, (Eric Harris) and the other was a major manic depressive, (Dylan Klebold) and they have done just about everything to let everyone who was paying attention to them know that they are going to cause some real damage.
Eric had a website where he bragged about his bomb making for over a year, right after he ranted about how much he hated the human race and wanted to kill them all. Teachers reported scary English papers from both Dylan and Eric. 
The police department, had a valid report on Eric making bombs long before the attack. One couple went to the police 18 times to get them to do something because Eric was threatening to kill their son. The threats were on Eric’s website.
They didn’t pull up the website until they got on the scene.
The poor families whose kids were shot, struggled with medical bills, and one woman committed suicide over her daughter’s paralysis, but it was the teachers who got the money because they suffered from “anxiety” afterwards.
God bless the union.
Over 24 of the victims tried to sue. They lost. The most money came from the home insurance that Dylan’s parents had on their home. Tell me, millions of dollars were sent to Columbine…where did it go? The book doesn’t say.
The parents of the two murderers were clueless. Not different from many parents across the country, but the police blamed them. As did everyone else. The mother of Dylan wrote every victim a letter to apologize, but the police never sent them.
Clinton and Al Gore used Columbine to promote gun laws as he also did at Oklahoma city. He used the tragedy to promote gun control. He got it passed in Colorado, but it was stopped in the Congress. 
Suicide among teenagers increased 300% from 1950 to 1990, and it’s the third leading cause of death among teens. Dylan, was so depressed before that day that he wrote this:
“Good god i HATE my life, i want to die really bad right now.”
After the book you feel sorry for the people who lost kids, who got no answers, who will never ever get over the insanity of the event, and the callousness of the authorities who made so many mistakes.
But something tells me, there is more to this story, and we will never know the whole puzzle of what happened that day. Why it was handled so poorly?
Why is there so much depression in our kids? It’s the land of the free, the home of the brave, isn’t it?
Well, two kids evidently didn’t think so.
The worst thing about that day? There were no hero’s allowed. No fathers allowed to go in to save their daughters. No SWAT teams allowed to storm the shooters.
Why? Nobody Knows.
Nobody’s Fool: P.J. O’Rourke
Nobody’s Fool
Ever since I read “The Parliament of Whores,” P.J. O’Rourke has been one of my favorite authors. I was sorry I missed all his Rolling Stones articles, as I was busy playing in bands and making a living at the time with little time for reading magazines. But, he’s still around, and so here’s a great quote I’m assuming, on the topic of his book about cars.
Cars didn’t shape our existence; cars let us escape with our lives. We’re way the heck out here in
Valley Bottom Heights and Trout Antler Estates because we were at war with the cities. We fought rotten public schools, idiot municipal bureaucracies, corrupt bureaucracies, corrupt political machines, rampant criminality and the point-headed busybodies. Cars gave us our dragoons and hussars, lent us speed and mobility, let us scout the terrain adn probe the enemy’s linees. And thanks to our cars, when we lost the cities we weren’t forced to surrender, we were able to retreat.
Yes, and they want to take them away from us…you know it.
If you saw the movie, Atlas Shrugs, you will also enjoy his wonderful preview of the movie by P.J.. Nobody Thinks he got it right on. It was pretty boring.
P.J.—Nobody loves you, wherever you are!
Enjoy. (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody Needs Photoshop Welfare
Nobody Cares
America bailed out Europe today, with the spin “Hey…We have to bail them out or we will go down!” The stock market soared, and like the Nobody that I am, it really meant nothing to me, so I went out and raked leaves.
I have a LOT of leaves. I’m considering asking my trees to switch their diet. I’d set my lawn on fire, and get rid of them all at once, but I think that’s illegal.
Nevertheless, Nobody searches hard now for the good-news nuggests, and I found this great video of Donald Trump, dishing Obama for coming to New York on the same night that the Rockefeller Center turns on its Christmas tree lights. If you have never experienced a “President” coming into your city, you should move to Russia. Wait…no..you don’t have to move. Here in the United States they have to shut down whole city blocks, subways, and highways..for hours…just so Genghis Obama can make his lordy way to his fund-raisers. They hardly EVER mentioned this fact on TV, which is again, why I wish Donald would run for President, because he mentioned it.
He mentions a lot of stuff that this Nobody likes.
Tonight, the Rockefeller Christamas Special on NBC was a perfect example of how you didn’t see any of whatever trouble in traffic that Obama caused. All 900 teenage girls were in front, to see the Beaver (sorry he looks like a small beaver to me, he needs a Wally) and the Kicking Rockets (okay, so that’s not their real name) looked perfect and…Coral King can’t sing anymore, but Neil Diamond still can, and Tony Bennett is the only singer in the world that can smile and hold a loooooog note…and not break his smile. And I simply don’t know how he does it.
It’s like it’s cemented on his face like that butt-lady who has cement in her cheeks. Maybe he dabs a little super-glue in his cheeks. Something.
Anyway, this leads me to point. Nobody wants to assure all the women out there, who are tired of looking at beautiful women in perfume adds, videos, clothes commercials, angels of fluff in scanty Santa outfits, that, while you are searching you memory for one girl that you ever saw that never had one pimple on her face…
THESE GIRLS ARE NOT REAL! Why do I say that? They have help. They have been airbrished, polished, computerized…need I say more? And what about us nobodies?
I say we need Photoshop Welfare. Forget food stamps.
Now, in case you doubt me, here’s a video that I wish I had never seen…because now when I watch TV I’m thinking..”He’s NOT in that plane, they are NOT in that car, that is NOT New York City…that is the young Mariah Carey in that old rehashed Christmas video with Justin Beiver, Obama is just an actor from Kenya, not really our President, and that girl doesn’t even have pores! ”
It sort of spoils some of the “I’m escaping from the fallen dollar, and lack of photoshop mode”... you know what I mean?
I’d say ENJOY this next video, but if you think that ignorance is bliss…..don’t watch it.
Protection For the White British Woman Who Wants Her Country Back
Nobody Reports
Not since Lenny Bruce was arrested for obscenity have we seen such a fine example of that really wonderfully expressive word…FUCK. You know, the Germans started it, and the Brits refined it, and it probably came from the first guy ever to get mad at the other guy who came into his cave and started eating his food.
Nobody Thinks that the word fuck probably started out as “unk! then muck! than..juck!” It was a gutteral fun thing, and after all, speech is for communication, so therefore, if you grade a word by it’s proper place of great use, than fuck is a mighty fine word indeed, and this lady has had about enough of the world, and being not from the proper upper class of eitles, she got arrested for it.
While many people are outraged at the fact that this lady is claiming that all these people on the bus do not look like her, (and they don’t) therefore are not British, therefore she wants them all to go home, let Nobody remind the readers that JUST because you are born in a country, that doesn’t mean you LIKE that country, or feel attracted to the natives. Whoever thought up the “let’s make them mix and mate, and see what happens!” theory of utopia should have been arrested long before this poor woman.
What this lady should have said is : How would you like it if a bunch of people invaded YOUR neighborhood and took it over? May I suggest that the people in history who didn’t resist invasion, were pretty much left on the dustbin floor…or as in the Indians of the old West, the dustbin of the local reservation.
She was arrested for being a “racists” although, she spoke facts: she said —blacks. Poles. Uh…what’s wrong with that? There are many “white” people in the world that admire her rant, even though it seemed very crude…and not exactly the Queen’s English. She SHOULD have the right to free speech. But, not in England. She was arrested.
Oh my.
So, Nobody suggests all the white people done these really cool helmets and go forth into our native countries, stand up… and…be silent—lest we be arrested. Actions speak louder than words. And who’s going to mess with us with our fine new helmets on? This one is only $2,995 dollars, but that’s with real crystal. You can make one at home, with cheap glass for $60.00. In fact, if I were a rich man, I would send her one, for having the guts to stick up for her tribe, lot of good it did her. 
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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