Planned Parenthood: Teaching Your Kids to be Sluts
Nobody Reports
Glenn Beck always has some interesting video’s. I found this one to be disturbing. Planned Parenthood is using our tax dollars to do some rather insane things to our kids, all in the name of education. The video has some blatant graphics, but hey…if your kids are seeing this…so should you.
I won’t say Enjoy…because it just made me mad. But, you as a taxpayer, should see why we have so many single young mothers…
Nobody Thinks Valentine’s day is as good a day as any to post this.
Law Student Suggest American Divorce
Nobody Gets Email
Enjoy..
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Divorce Agreement written by young college student.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. 
You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.—You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We’ll keep our SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. 
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine” , “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, or “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are The World.”
We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. –Since it so often offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Liberal Flag
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberals and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I bet you answer which one of us will need help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American.
P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin and Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi Jane) Jane Fonda with you.
P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Obama, Iran, & the Brave Tommy Robinson
Nobody’s Opinion
Yesterday, I watched a program about the EDL (England Defense League) called “Islamaphobia.” The reporter basically rode around in a car, with the leader of the group, a young Tommy Robinson, who has helped formed a movement of people in England who are tired of seeing their country being taking over by Muslims. There was a scene where a whole city was solid Muslims…and an Imam walked up to the car Tommy was driving, his long white dress flowing in the wind, and laid a punch right on Tommy’s face through the car window. Tommy did not hit back.
Here’s a few facts: by 2066, English, Welsh, Irish, and Scots will be a minority in their own country, due to their immigration. In Pat Buchanan’s book, “Suicide of a Superpower” he said this:
“Is it not treason to bring in foreigners, deceitfully, to swamp a people and dispossess them of their culture and country?”
He presented China and Tibet as an example.
And he’s right. Our leaders are doing the very same to by letting in the invasion of Mexicans into America, and just like the snob you will see in the video below, they don’t care.
Now…get this: the “reporter” of “Islamaphobia” was there trying to show the “hatred” of the English people and how unreasonable they are for being afraid of those peace loving Muslims who have a right by English law to take over as much of the country as they like.
Watch the video below.You can see the problem Tommy and the poor English people face: It’s not only the complete ignorance of his interviewer—a man who tries to make Tommy look silly for being scared of those innocent Muslims…it’s the sheer horror of his snobbery, because he represents the ruling class. Tommy is arrested if he even speaks in a protest.
This arrogant, pigheaded, insulting, boob of a man had me wishing I could press the delete button and send him back to Muhammad’s day and put him at the raid of Khaybar. That’s the trouble with these intellectual idiots…they’ll get us all killed because they all want to be so “fair.”
The interviewer is more afraid of Tommy and the EDL trying to save his country, then he is of the very Muslim who would think nothing of crawling into his very upper-class house in London and slitting his throat.
The young men of the EDL were a delight to see…finally…somebody willing to stand up to a religion that is abhorrent, and means to take over the world by sheer number. This is happening in the United States with the help of our own President, who has decided to be a Christian until the NEXT election, and for another reason:
Iran. Obama sees another blessing in Iran….it’s an election year.
The war drums are beating…but this time, we don’t have a 9/11. This time, we have the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei announcement that: “ It is a ‘jurisprudential justification” to kill all the Jews and annihilate Israel, and in that, the Islamic government of Iran must take the helm.”
This statement came after Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said publicly that Israel could be poised to make a preventive strike against Iran as early as late spring or early summer, which left Netanyahu to say:
“The chatter causes extensive damage, puts Israel on the front line and impedes the sanction efforts.”
So, what do we do? The American people all fear, and by his previous actions we know, that Obama LOVES to go in without permission from Congress, and prove what a macho guy he is, and bomb or kill some people.
This Nobody fears that whenever all this war stuff starts with Iran, it will put off the next elections because of the repercussions that will happen due to it. Obama will get his second term if for no other reason than the people will not want to have elections in the middle of a war.
So..if the Trojan Horse of Muhammad is about to be released, the only thing that would save us— is more Tommy Robinsons.
Nobody Needs to Know
Nobody Wins
Here’s the question that I can’t find an answer to anywhere. We all know that companies pay to put product placement in our movies. Sometimes a company can pay up to a million dollars for a 4 second shot. God knows, we’ve seen just about every single movie star on the planet open up an Apple computer. Not to mention, all those big Hollywood stars who are health and fitness nuts can be found puffing away on cigarettes…and you have to wonder how much they got paid to do that. And if they even had a choice to refuse?
But.. the real question I have is: Does our government use taxpayers money to put politically correct propaganda in our movies? Or…do the producers of these movies demand the writers of the scripts represent the views they believe in? How many times have we seen movies promoting the favorite liberal cause of the day?
For example: The movie The Thaw with Val Kilmer is a Sci-fi film about a global warming professor who goes to report the ice caps melting, which was caused because the selfish “man” will not sacrifice his own life habits to save the planet….and because of THAT, a rare virus is let out, one that could destroy the world. There are so many, “Why don’t people SEE?” lines in the movie, the plot becomes almost secondary. If not for the excellent work done by the “bug” people, the movie would not be worth seeing. Val does not mention the fact that even if everyone in the United States went back to living in caves, China and India’s pollution would more than make up for our sacrifices.
Another example: The Dilemma…probably the worst movie Opie has ever made. It’s about two best buddies who come up with an electric car that SOUNDS and vibrates like an old-fashioned Ford Mustang. Now, I don’t know if Ron Howard got together with Obama and the boys from VOLT…to try and get America excited about electric cars, but the plot outside the many plugs for the electric cars is so stupid and lame, you can’t decide if the movie is supposed to be a comedy, or some kind of angst that Ron had happen in his own life and he just decided to combine the two.
The one best friend is very upset that his best friend’s wife having an affair. He confronts her and she tells him that he is going to a massage parlor every Thursday, and so she started the affair because he was not having sex with her…but with the massage therapist. Somehow, at the end of the movie, you get the feeling that she, his wife, (played Winona rider) is a slut, but the husband is not…I guess because he pays for it.
Message: If men pay for sex, they are not committing adultry….it’s permitted, which shows you just how far that women’s movement went.
So, the best buddy, Vince Vaughn, gets them both exposed, and they get divorced, and by the end of the movie they get their contract for their great electric car inventon…and you go: Okay. None of this was funny. Is this…dark humor? What am I missing here, besides the fact that they paid someone to come up with some kind of lame plot, but the real reason for the movie is to sell the concept of electic cars to the masses.
Which brings me back to my point: What came first? The chicken or the egg? Does Hollywood get PAID to put out all these crappy social engineering movies from our government? Or do they do it, because our government will make them all pay BIG taxes on their dividends?
Who is sleeping with who, and how deep is the money pit?
Nobody Wants to Know.
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Nobody Flashes:
An American Classic. I don’t know about you…but the mood is coming…it’s hitting me…can’t help myself…
Tell George W. —I’m going to shop.
Enjoy!
Hannon Talks to the American People
Nobody’s Opinion
Some years ago, I was writing to various companies trying to get a “licensee” for my patented product. In every “inventor’s ” book I read, they all warned of the same thing to the lone guy trying to approach a big company. They warned that all the big companies have the “not invented here” syndrome. This basically means they spend millions of dollars every year to pay people to think up ideas, and so, if some outsider comes along, they will have to sign an agreement that says in long pages of lawyer gobbledygook, “We will look at your idea but we might have the exact same thing being developed at our company (which of course, they don’t have to prove to YOU.) therefore, anything you show us can be ours. And you will…get nothing.”
In other words, you give them permission to steal your idea by showing it to them. You see, if you work for Monsanto, and think up an invention that pulls all pollution out of the air, at almost no cost, that invention belongs to Monsanto. Even if you thought it up in your own time, and on your own dime.
These books always warned you to get at least a “patent pending” before you show your idea to any big company, and when my patents were pending, everyone talked to me. What they didn’t tell you is that if you actually GET the patent, nobody will call you at all. In fact, they won’t touch you with a Joe Biden handshake.
What does this have to do with Daniel Hannan’s great presentation on America?
While Daniel does not touch the subject of “patents” and inventions, he does lay out what happens when you get government taking care of free markets. He points out the way to wealth for countries is competition between them all, not financial markets controlled by unelected dweebs with good intentions. It’s also why when the big banks buy up all the little banks, and the big multinationals put the little businesses out of work, there is less competition. For example: McDonalds got out of Obamacare…how’s that going to work for you?
This Daniel Hannan speech was meant for all Americans. If you can find the time, it’s a great lesson for us all. Sorry I post him so much…I just think he is saying, more than anyone in America, what we all should be hearing from our leaders over here in the states.
As he basically says, America is the last hope. We MUST not give up on what the founders gave us.
Enjoy
(The speech is so good, it will feel more like ten minutes, really. )
Americans Need Their Guns, AND their Horses: The Story of Sargent Reckless
Nobody Wonders
While Nobody was concerned about kids getting fried stealing copper wire, it seems Obama has put another “stealing” warning on our heads.
When Obama was in China, the conversations must have went something like this:
Obama: Uh..well, we haven’t got the farms quite up to shovel ready yet your honor, we still have lots of people to train to grow that food, but, uh…I can get you some meat..if you don’t mind horse. “
And so, Obama, while visiting the great Asian Kings, pulled out his trusty automated signature machine in Washington D.C. and signed very quietly into law, horse slaughter.
Not since Frank and Jesse James made horse stealing a lucretive way of life, has our great Grand Bubba of a leader put a mark on every live horse in the United States.
I get it. He doesn’t like old people. He doesn’t like horses. But Bo gets his own jet.
Let us remind the President that the horse, like the faithful dog, has historically been in synch with man, as a lasting, true, and loyal companion to the rich and the poor before Mary and Joseph rode into Bethlehem on his cousin the donkey.
How callous, how cruel, how inhumane. It wasn’t enough that Americans have to pay for abortions all over the world, we now have condemned the noble horse to fodder food for peasants in Asia.
What a President we have.
If not for the noble horse, in the scale of evolution, man wouldn’t even be using an IPHONE to make his Christmas list.
It was the horse that carried Marco Polo to China in the first place. It was the horse that hauled the wagons of American settlers out west. Without the horse, the dark ages would have lasted forever.
The horse has hauled, and plowed, and pulled, and ran, and carried men into battle, delivered the mail, with never a complaint, and THIS is how he is rewarded?
Think of all the famous horses in history: Man O’War, Secretariat, Seattle Slew, Mr. Ed, and Trigger. General Custer’s horse Comanche was the sole survivor of the Battle of the Bighorn.
Alexander the Great had a horse named Bucephalus. Only Alexander could mount this steed and Bucephalus would always kneel to allow him to do so. Passing at 30 years old, Alexander built a city in his favorite horses honor and called it Bucephalae.
Genghis Khan couldn’t have seeded half the earth’s population without his army of horses. Asia might not be here if not for his nighttime frolics.
The White House spin on this “we must slaughter our own horse again” is that since the ban, we are sending the horses to Canada and Mexico to be slaughtered. Jobs of slaughtering horses are going overseas.
I suppose the “horse slaughtering union” is up in arms.
Here’s the problem: only the rich will be able to afford horses in the near future, the middle class will no longer have the money to afford to keep them.
Obama sees a win/win situation here.
Once again, Obama helps the rich, and condemns the poor in his own country.
It seems propitious that Steven Spielberg has just release a move about a famous horse. I don’t think it’s just a coincidence. Some would even say, that “cash for clunkers”, and slaughtering horses again, fit right up there wit the “if we are attacked with an EMP and you can’t start your car, there won’t be many horses around either. HA!” government conspiracy. (old cars can start up after an EMP)
I think we should all go see it Speilburg’s movie, and get this stupid “slaughtering horse” law banned…again.
Any man who thinks it’s okay to eat horse, is a monster.
If that’s the case, then dogs will be next. China LOVES dog meat.
And I’m going to shut up now before I say something really horsy about a man who sells our horses to China.
The Noble Black Beauty — he is not.
We should ban the law, and ban the export of horses.
Let the zoo animals eat steak. Let the White House animal ride off into the China sunset, and eat tofu for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It’s the least we can do for the our best companions who have served us so well in history.
America…we not only need to keep our guns, we need to keep our horses.
We might need them some day. I’m just saying.
There’s Stealing—and Then There’s Stupid
Nobody Cares
While Obama and all his supporters are going around claiming that things really aren’t so bad, and have improved, as you can see by the pictures, not everyone is having a great time.
First: In downtown Dallas, copper thieves were trying to pull a 13,200 volt live wire out of a conduit. Note the bolt cutter and the copper wire on the ground.
The economy is so bad, that metals are being stolen everywhere. Pipes, wires, cables, gutters, air conditioners are being stripped of their copper coils. Add to that copper plumbing, generators, and that’s just the beginning!
I’m waiting for the mufflers to be yanks off of cars…siding off houses…handle bars off of baby carriages…
This is what happens when you replace science class with recycling class. Nobody Blames Al Gore.
Second: Somewhere in Longview, Washington State, 31- YEAR-OLD UNIDENTIFIED MAN (Uh, how did they know he was 31 if he was unidentified?) stole four items from a store: a Marilyn Manson CD, a bike inner-tube, a bike lock, and a quart of oil.
Evidently, he was going to go home, put on his Manson CD, put a new inner tube on his bike, and ride to the local service station and steal a quart of oil. This 31-year-old Manson wannabe was a prime example of “It takes one to know one.” Being a thief himself, he bought a lock for his bike. No one was going to steal that bike from him.
Still, he wasn’t so smart when he took a hatchet to a police man’s ear when caught stealing. He left his ‘stolen’ items in the cart, which mean, his fingerprints are all over them.
That shows…real thinking.
Does Obama care about the massive stealing that been going on lately? Does he care that we have a nation of morons? (Don’t answer that.)
Did Osama bin Laden care about his wife when he used her as a body guard?
I’m just saying.
Not much “caring” going on right now in the White House. So, Nobody Thinks we should all remember those famous words of a well-loved famous American that I tell myself every day:
“Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.”
John Wayne
Something tells me, neither one of these guys were John Wayne fans.
Nobody Gets Email: Changes ARE Coming!
Nobody Gets Email
This was another favorite this week, I have no idea who the author is, but it was probably taken from somewhere, and now it is going around the world.
This Nobody still pays bills by check, and I dread the day that all transaction will be online, when banks will just reach into your accounts and take what they want. And bartering will be the new ‘money,” because “cash” will be gone.
And that’s a whole nother’ blog…
(Thanks to Pattie)
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There is nothing political about this email. It simply points out very probable changes that are in our future.
CHANGES ARE COMING —-
Whether these changes are good or bad depends in part on how we adapt to them. But, ready or not, here they come.
1. The Post Office. Get ready to imagine a world without the post office. They are so deeply in financial trouble that there is probably no way to sustain it long term. Email, Fed Ex, and UPS have just about wiped out the minimum revenue needed to keep the post office alive. Most of your mail every day is junk mail and bills.
2. The Check. Britain is already laying the groundwork to do away with checks by 2018. It costs the financial system billions of dollars a year to process checks. Plastic cards and online transactions will lead to the eventual demise of the check. This plays right into the death of the post office. If you never paid your bills by mail and never received them by mail, the post office would absolutely go out of business.
3. The Newspaper. The younger generation simply doesn’t read the newspaper. They certainly don’t subscribe to a daily delivered print edition. That may go the way of the milkman and the laundry man. As for reading the paper online, get ready to pay for it. The rise in mobile Internet devices and e-readers has caused all the newspaper and magazine publishers to form an alliance. They have met with Apple, Amazon, and the major cell phone compa
nies to develop a model for paid subscription services.
4. The Book. You say you will never give up the physical book that you hold in your hand and turn the literal pages. I said the same thing about downloading music from iTunes. I wanted my hard copy CD. But I quickly changed my mind when I discovered that I could get albums for half the price without ever leaving home to get the latest music. The same thing will happen with books. You can browse a bookstore online and even read a preview chapter before you buy. And the price is less than half that of a real book. And think of the convenience! Once you start flicking your fingers on the screen instead of the book, you find that you are lost in the story, can’t wait to see what happens next, and you forget that you’re holding a gadget instead of a book. (Nobody reminds you that they will also be able to control what you can get easier.)
5. The Land Line Telephone. Unless you have a large family and make a lot of local calls, you don’t need it anymore. Most people keep it simply because they’ve always had it. But you are paying double charges for that extra service. All the cell phone companies will let you call customers using the same cell provider for no charge against your minutes.
7. Television. Revenues to the networks are down dramatically. Not just because of the economy. People are watching TV and movies streamed from their computers. And they’re playing games and doing lots of other things that take up the time that used to be spent watching TV. Prime time shows have degenerated down to lower than the lowest common denominator. Cable rates are skyrocketing and commercials run about every 4 minutes and 30 seconds. I say good riddance to most of it. It’s time for the cable companies to be put out of our misery. Let the people choose what they want to watch online and through Netflix. 
8. The “Things” That You Own. Many of the very possessions that we used to own are still in our lives, but we may not actually own them in the future. They may simply reside in “the cloud.” Today your computer has a hard drive and you store your pictures, music, movies, and documents. Your software is on a CD or DVD, and you can always re-install it if need be. But all of that is changing. Apple, Microsoft, and Google are all finishing up their latest “cloud services.” That means that when you turn on a computer, the Internet will be built into the operating system. So, Windows, Google, and the Mac OS will be tied straight into the Internet. If you click an icon, it will open something in the Internet cloud. If you save something, it will be saved to the cloud. And you may pay a monthly subscription fee to the cloud provider. In this virtual world, you can access your music or your books, or your whatever from any laptop or handheld device. That’s the good news. But, will you actually own any of this “stuff” or will it all be able to disappear at any moment in a big “Poof?” Will most of the things in our lives be disposable and whimsical? It makes you want to run to the closet and pull out that photo album, grab a book from the shelf, or open up a CD case and pull out the insert.
9. Privacy. If there ever was a concept that we can look back on nostalgically, it would be privacy. That’s gone. It’s been gone for a long time anyway. There are cameras on the street, in most of the buildings, and even built into your computer and cell phone. But you can be sure that 24/7, “They” know who you are and where you are, right down to the GPS coordinates, and the Google Street View. If you buy something, your habit is put into a zillion profiles, and your ads will change to reflect those habits. And “They” will try to get you to buy something else. Again and again.
All we will have that can’t be changed are Memories.
Nobody Gets Email: Censoring Christmas
Nobody Gets Email
Whether you’re a Christian or not, it’s pretty clear that Christmas for quite some time now, has been a Christian holiday.
Well..duh! Now, can somebody PLEASE tell our politicians to bug off and let Christian Americans keep their traditions?
I got this email last week, and it’s a reminder of just how much our government is telling us what we can “say” and how we cannot offend anyone. I’m guessing this email has been going around the internet for quite some time, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it.
Somebody, as you will read, got so angry at our politicians and “elites” telling what we can or cannot say at Christmastime, that he took the famous “Twas the Night BeforeChristmas” poem and used it to lodge a very effective complaint.
Good for him. I especially liked the Wolf Blitzen part–really made me laugh.
Anyway…enjoy!
(Thanks to Tom Bebee)
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TWAS THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Twas the month before Christmas and all through our land
Not a Christian was praying, nor taking a stand
See the PC Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas, no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About Sheppard’s and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people’s feelings, the teachers would say
December 25, is just a holiday.
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks, and credit,
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it.
CD’s from Madonna, an X-Box, an I-Pod
Something was changing, something quite odd.
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kuwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken and Fonda
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe’s the word “Christmas” was nowhere to be found.
At K-Mart, and Penny’s and Staples and Sears
You won’t hear the word Christmas, it won’t touch your ears
Inclusive, sensitive, di—ver–si–ty,
Are words that are used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen,
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry and Clinton.
At the top of the Senate there arose such a clatter,
To eliminate Jesus in all public matter.
As we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith,
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate your ‘Winter Break” under your “Dream Tree”
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me
Choose your words carefully, Choose what you say
Shout “Merry Christmas” not “Happy Holiday!”
Please all Christians join together, and wish everyone you meet
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is the reason for the Christmas season,
If you agree, please forward, if not, just delete
Knocking on the Atheist’s Door
Nobody’s Fool
“No John, ” I said to my friend as he was lying in the hospital bed. “You would be surprised to know that I’m not in disagreement with you…it’s just that, religion brings great comfort to so many people…you must know that?”
My 73-year-old very liberal friend, John, was getting so upset, that the beeper on the machine that was hooked up to his arms, started beeping. John shouted, “That’s annoying!”and pushed the button hard with his fist to call the nurse. He had surgery the day before to replace a kneecap.
Add that knee surgery to his past triple bypass, gallbladder removal, prostate cancer, and diabetes, and you have a man who is not exactly in good shape.
But when he looks in the mirror, he sees a vibrant young stud. Always will. And I have NO idea how he pulls off that little trick. To me, he looks just this side of George Burns without the sense of humor.
You see, John had never gotten married, because, he …loved sex. Hooked on it in fact. When we first met(at a library computer class) he would brag about his past and all he would talk about was…sex…how many thousands of girls he had…bedded. He was 60 at the time. It was driving him crazy that it was getting harder and harder for him to pick up the usual two or three women he was accustomed to. To him, the good old days of four girls a night were heaven.
To me, he was just a very lonely old soul. No wife, no children,…and he sold water faucets. Traveling salesman. Spending his life in cars. I would have crashed myself long ago into a ditch if I had been him, but he liked it. I can only imagine what he spent his money on, because all he had to show for his single life was a nice car and a condo.
I hadn’t seen him in ten years and within five minutes I was already getting lectured on the “weak” minded people who believe in god. Those people, like that damn Jerry Falwell, they have ruined the world..he said.
John is a very proud atheist. To him, anyone who believes in God is not as brilliant, or as strong as he is.
Strong was the word he used, and it was how he felt about himself.
“Well, Obama today is talking about God.”I said. “The Democrats are ALWAYS preaching in Churches.” Okay, I shouldn’t have said that. John is a liberal, and I was just about to find out…how he started down the path of how he became his wonderful enlightened liberal self.
It was in high school. He was only fifteen and he basically broke his virginity with a sixteen-year -old foreign exchange student from Sweden. It was there he learned how to look at the world. She taught him that what he was raised to believe in, was bull. This lead him to a life of hedonism that served the one purpose…himself, and his sexual needs.
Even though I have not seen John since I met him so long ago,he would write me emails telling me how lonely he was…searching for a woman. I had no illusions about it, his body was falling apart and there was no one to take care of him in his old age. John, was realizing that he needed someone to grow old with.
He showed me a picture of his new Swedish girlfriend. She was a doctor, 62 years old. He had met her online, and she was in great shape and by all accounts a beautiful woman.
He even had a picture of her when she was sixteen. There was one picture that was not exactly the best, and it galled me when he said, “Oh..that’s a terrible picture.”
That’s a godless man for you. Ugly old man, making a remark about a sixty -year old beautiful face.
You see, John had never gotten married, because, he …loved sex. Hooked on it in fact. When we first met he would brag about his past and all he would talk about was…sex. He was 60 at the time.
And now, he finally found someone.
“She was just screwing around with me when she got my email.” he said. “I told her I knew her little village well, and she didn’t believe me. She thought I was lying.”
But for once in his lying life, John wasn’t lying. I can only imagine the hundreds of past trailing tears laying ribbons of despair after John was sexually through with them. When I reminded him that he must have lied in his life with so many girls, he said that was in the 70’s: Everybody lied.
Evidently this woman had been lied to, and was careful with her heart. John was truly surprised that she didn’t trust men.
“Oh..so people actually LIE in Sweden too” I said? “Is there an epidemic of lying that we don’t know about?” Insinuating that in his European utopia, people weren’t perfect.
John doesn’t get my sense of humor.
“Well John, I think there is some higher power.” I said, “Because there are things in this life, miracles if you wish to call them, that happen every single day and mathematically speaking, the odds are against it..without something else causing it.”
“For instance, what are the odds, that you would meet the perfect woman for you? One who doesn’t want to get married (he hates the institution)—who lives in the most beautiful town in the world, that you loved as a soldier, in a country which has high taxes (he thinks we need to be taxed more) who has perfect breasts (so important to him) and body. She’s your idea of the perfect blond, and on top of all that, she’s a doctor! You are in such bad shape, you’d be lucky to get a nurse for a girlfriend, but a doctor?”
“What are the odds that just by chance you would met this doctor on the internet?”
Well, I may not know calculus, but It doesn’t take much of a brain to see that the odds are like 1 million to 1, and if you saw John, you’d say, I was short a few billion.
To me, this selfish, moronic, and pathetic lonely soul lying in this bed was sent a miracle today by God. A real woman to finally love him in his old age. God is giving John one last chance of happiness. He should hurry as fast as a plane can carry him and go get this woman, and live his days out as a happy liberal in Sweden. 
BUT…she has a son.
“Personally, I think he should not be living with her, after all, he’s 21.”
John, doesn’t really want the 21 year old around.
There you go.
God knocks on many doors…and some just don’t care to hear it. Will John open door number One? Or door number two?
Donald Trump VS Jon Stewart
Nobody Reports
As you well know, my pic for Republican nomination was Donald Trump, because, he’s a business man, and not joined at the hip by any other corporate oligarchs. Sure, he’d make himself rich in office, and out, BUT…he would bring the American people along with him. Cain, has taken the lead because he too is a businessman and therefore open for “racist” attacks. The fact that he is being bombarded by Condi Rice shows that the Bush family does not want him to be the nominee.
Amway, here’s a video for educational purposes only..to show you how political operatives who pose as comedians can get away with racist jokes, because they…are merely being funny. Frankly, I think Jon Stewart should go ahead and be as “racist” as he wants because I believe in free speech. What I don’t approve of is that liberals are allowed to be racist but conservatives aren’t. Blacks can call each other niggers, but whites are not allowed to use the word, even calling another white…nigger. It’s absurd. The word “fat” hurts a person just as bad, but it’s not outlawed yet….not yet.
We are so controlled.
Enjoy!
Integrity: Is Such a Lonely Word
Nobody’s Opinion
—-that long ago, when America was founded, the integrity of a man meant something. Our founders wrote about it—they strove to be decent, honest, caring, and proud. Integrity has disappeared..in fact, men with little integrity are all over the news today.
Nobody’s Perfect
One man a bit short on it is Bill Gates. He was being interviewed by Christiane Amanpour today, and I was having a hard time watching him. I don’t see how any man can have the sheer tenacity to expect the American people to “pay” for the rest of the world’s many problems, but that’s exactly what he wants. He says the rich only have so much money so it only makes sense that WE the American people have to help the poor all over the world. It won’t cost us much he says…only 1%. Nobody Cares if it costs 2o percent, it’s not his job to redistribute our money.
He is NOT an elected official.
Steve Jobs evidently has said some pretty nasty things about him in a newly released book, so Bill made a few comments about some people “going to India”or experimenting with drugs…and how Steve’s products cost too much..etc. Nevertheless, Bill Gates wants our money…to save the world.
Nobody Knows
Just this past week, we have witnessed gigantic lies being spewed out like hoards of Canadian flies, by our fearless leaders on both sides of the Atlantic.
Obama came out and announced that every single American soldier would be bought home from Iraq by the end of December. That’s a lie. In fact, thousands of them are going to Kuwait and he is also sending more ships to the Persian Gulf.
Iranian war fever is being pumped up by everyone, and those of us here who could care less about some kind of assassination attempt of some Saudi ambassador..have found out once again, that our opinion doesn’t matter. It seems our Congress and even the Tea Party Candidate Michelle Bachmann is up in arms about it and ready to go to war with Iran.
Over an ‘attempt’.
Never mind that NO one was assassinated, and that the United States has been assassinating men on their soil for quite some time now. And since Obama seems to be on a roll, why not just assassinate Ahmadinejad? Is it any wonder we seem like hypocrites to the world?
On the other side of the Atlantic, our old mother England, under the strong arm of Cameron, has completely ignored it’s promises ( they lie too) to give their own people the right to vote on whether to even be a part of the EU.
European democracy…is dead according to Vox Day:
Being for the most part historically illiterate, few intellectuals are prepared to admit that modern representative democracy and the basic concept of individual rights are 18th century phenomena that were the byproducts of a Christian society. They prefer to attribute both institutions to the Enlightenment, despite the fact that it was the Enlightenment that led directly to the revolutionary horrors of the French revolution and it is the Enlightenment that presently serves as the inspiration for the anti-democratic authoritarian bureaucracy of the European Union. the United Kingdom, all three major political parties are actively denying the English, Welsh and Scottish peoples the opportunity to vote on continued subjugation to the European Union, despite the fact that all three parties promised a referendum on the EU of one sort or another.
WhenEurope loses all sense of democracy,the United States will be right behind her. Democracy, and integrity go hand in hand and the written laws of both countries are being completely ignored.
Nobody Flashes
Jeb Bush just said this:
Republican candidates should categorically reject the notion that President Obama was not born in the United States,” said Bush. “It is a complete distraction from the failed economic policies of the president.”
that Jeb Bush will run someday for President with Mark Rubio as his VP. Rubio, cannot be President under our Constitution. If that one rule would have been followed, we would not be in the horrible mess.
Over in England, the rules of ascendency to the throne are being ignored and changed. Girl royal babies can now inherit the throne. What a better way for the Royal family to keep in the good graces of the people than to have the new royal couple have girl child, name her Diana, and then the future of the monarchy will thrive on the memory of the most beloved Royal in our lifetime?
Nobody’s Fool
The good news is: I witnessed true integrity in a humble baseball couch today. Who knew? Surprised the heck out of me. After all the big World Series parades, the confetti, the cheers,— Tony la Russa, the Coach of the Cardinals, got up and talked about…How proud he was…no wait…he didn’t talk about that. He started off with his love of the Busch Clysdesdales horses….and how happy he was that they were using them again. He said it was one of the reasons he came to St. Louis. He loves those horses.
There were not many dry eyes today as we watched Tony ride into the stadium on beer truck pulled by those magnificent animals. As they lead the parade. Each beautiful leg prancing high steps….strong. Proud. Champions in their own right…and right in the middle of the street…among all the cheers, one of the lead horses leaned over to the other lead horse and they both nuzzles each other as if to say…
They knew, who knows how? But they knew.
Tony didn’t say the usual blah blah…team…yada yada speech. No…more than any man there..he was the one who really thanked the fans…by mentioning how the people stood up…in the 9th innings, when the Cardinals were down…all hope lost, and cheered the guys on to win. Without that moment long ago, they would not have won the series, Tony said, and it was the people that did it. And then Tony showed true class. Out of the blue, he bought up a player who didn’t even get to play. He praised the integrity of the man.
Maybe we should put the coaches in charge.
“Integrity..is such a lonely word, everyone is so untrue…Integrity is hardly ever heard, but mostly what we need from you.”
Integrity. You know it, when you see it, and you don’t see enough of it.The Knock-Out Game
Nobody Cares—
About the “Knock-Out Game.”
” Yes, it’s the latest FUN pastime for black youths right up there with “Let’s go trash the local mini-mart and THEN go find a Honkey to beat the &$^% up!”
At least we know ‘President’ Obama doesn’t. Young blacks all over the nation are getting together in gangs and playing the “Knock Out Game.” In every city, and every other day. Yes, the first “black” President of the United States is such an inspiration to all the blacks, that they feel like going out and beating up whites…or Asians, or anyone else who happens to be an easy target. Smashing the heads with a brick gets big brownie points. They know, Obama is the President and he isn’t going to say a word.
As you saw in my last “video”, when blacks are fighting each other here in America, they mostly just wrestle around.
The Knock-out Game goes like this: whoever throws the first hit, or first brick…and knocks out the unsuspecting person walking down the street…wins! Can you just imagine if these were white boys doing this stuff? Every media camera on the planet would be out to hang them all, and it certainly wouldn’t be called a game. Obama would be on the TV within minutes.
This has been going on here in St. Louis since 2008. One couple— a mom, dad, and their two kids, were taking the Metro-link home from the airport when they were attacked by a gang of about 20 blacks who beat them to a pulp. Can you imagine?
Are these not savages?
Mayor Slay of St. Louis wouldn’t even call this a “hate” crime. No, he just advised everyone to “go the other way.”
Gee…awfully nice of you to help the poor man out of the gutter there Mayor, but..maybe you should do something about it…like…send police out to follow the “gangs’? Are you or are you NOT the Mayor?
Or…how about a law that every teen caught in black gangs beating up a white person, will not only be put in jail, they will never, the rest of their lives get any kind of welfare. Period. And that includes their moms.
Mom might stop her boys real quick if she thought she was going to lose her Friday Night Bingo Stash.
Nobody Remembers the riots of the 60’s…but never in the history of our country has our National Media ignored the ruthless and murderous gangs roaming our streets. We are all looking at Wall Street, and ignoring the violence walking among us.
Joe Biden was warning us about what was going to happen if we didn’t pass the “jobs” bill. Well….maybe we should make Joe walk the streets of D. C. at night, and then we could tell him, if he survives..
” Joe, I don’t think you and Obama could have made our streets any worse.”
Funny: There was just an attempt to kill some Saudi ambassador, and the whole Congress, and government gets in an uproar…but daily beatings and murders of white people…doesn’t even bother them at all.
Nobody Thinks we should knock out all politicians who are afraid to take control of these thugs. After all…we pay THEM.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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