Teachers Scared of Duck Dynasty
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You can sell drugs in the hallways of many high schools in the United States, but don’t you DARE wear a threatening Tee-shirt.
Notice, that Duck Dynasty tee- shirt is going to jump off the body of the student and start beating up whomever it pleases.
Instead of the teachers actually controlling the bullies in the schools, they are instead afraid of: Prayer, old men, and tee-shirts that threaten jokes. Which means the kids in school who ARE being bullied are defenseless, and if they fight back, they are punished also. It the politically correct way to keep kids in line.
Drugs, mind you, are NOT violent. Nor are the students who sell them.
What? You think you’re school is a “drug free zone?”
Then you also think the South Side of Chicago is a ‘violence-free zone.”
Really. It’s not that they are afraid that some kid hasn’t seen Duck Dynasty and might be scared, it’s that the liberal teachers are afraid that kids might actually become big fans of the program.
It’s the teachers biggest fear. The kid should get a tee-shirt that says, “Are you scared of Duck Dynasty? Then you COULD be a moron!”
Russia Is Just as Exceptional As the United States!
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Another shooting on a military complex in Washington D.C. has been on the news all day. So far, a big, bald, African-American, who was called “black” by the black FOX reporter, and some other shooter, had killed twelve, and injured ten, and now updates, updates, updates—will be happening for the next week.
What’s the motive? Will it be race?
OR….since it’s in the very same building where all the top secret codes and schematics are kept for our ships out at sea, no doubt including the ones watching Iran, is this some kind of espionage?
Hey—I’ve seen James Bond—Could this be a robbery? Watch the spin coming out of this—it’s going to be absurd.
One can only guess at the motive…but the interesting thing is that Russia is feeling so confident with all the world agreeing that Putin is the new big guy on the block, they just couldn’t help throwing snarky remarks on a bad situation. They are boldly upping their remark’s and attacks at making fun of us.
Due of course to the dumb and dumber wannabe WORLD American leaders: Obama and Kerry.
Alexey Pushka, said this:
“A new shootout at Navy headquarters in Washington – a lone gunman and 7 corpses,” he wrote on his Twitter account. “Nobody’s even surprised anymore. A clear confirmation of ‘American exceptionalism.’”
“The USA should part with the notion of American exceptionalism. It contradicts the principles of equal rights and smells of political racism.”
Okay…what’s political racism, Nobody asks? Is that when you hate one party? Or one country? Or how about two countries? And if you can’t be against any country, than what are you for? Can we just hate the leaders of countries and like the people? Explain yourself, Pushka.
I’m confused.
As if the Russians aren’t raciest. Right. Ask the Germans. (If you are black, and think you’d have a better time in Russia…go ahead: move there. )
Alexey adds:
“It is extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional, whatever the motivation.”
So, this means that Alexey Pushka does not therefore think he personally is exceptional in any way shape or form.
Glad he admitted it.
But I beg to differ: Russians are JUST as exceptional at being Idiots as anybody over here in the States. They really shouldn’t cut themselves short, as we witness here in this video.
Lemonade, RV’s, and Capitalism
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I was coming home from an RV show (in which I learned that you should buy one in Texas because there are no taxes, and rent one first) when I passed a bunch of kids waving signs saying, “Lemonade 50 cents.”
There is nothing more important than teaching kids at an early age that you can make money if you work, so I decided to risk getting my car towed since it was a busy road, and stop to help promote capitalism in the young minds of tomorrow.
“Have you got change for a dollar?” I asked.
“Sure!” Said the cute little blond kid. He took my dollar and gave me back two quarters, and then, I looked down at the table and saw…empty cups.
“We ran out of lemonade.” said the kid. “Dad’s inside making more.”
Well, Dad evidently had either never make Kool Aid before, or he was watching the football game because five minutes stretched into ten, and my patient of standing in the 100 degree hot sun was disappearing the hotter I got.
“You know, in business it’s not good policy to keep the customer waiting, and you should have HAD THE lemonade already made so that when you run out, you can easily get the refill.” I said.
“Well, mom went to take my sister to her ballet lesson.” said some chunky kid. “And dad said to fill up the glasses only half full so that we don’t run out. ”
Good old dad. He was teaching the kids how to rip off customers. Clearly the adults had not thought this whole thing out.
“You can have some water!” said the chunky kid.
“Okay, you win. ” I said. I poured myself a small glass of water and left….who knows what dad was doing. …. “But I won’t’ be back tomorrow when I pass this way again.”
Hey…kids have to learn to deal with the dissatisfied customer.
As I was driving home, I noticed that my air conditioning vents were rattling. I had just gotten the car back from a major brake job, and I couldn’t help but be suspicious. Did the mechanics mess with my air conditioning vents just so that I would bring it back to be fixed?
And that’s one of the reasons why capitalism gets a bad rap. It is SO easy to rip people off for your own benefit. Without honesty, and integrity in capitalism, you get to the rich elites ripping off the lower classes and then you have demands for communism.
Even Glenn Beck rips off people……and he’s a Mormon.
As for the RV show…it’s amazing what they can fit into a big van.
One guy, who looked liked Donald Sutherland, told me that he had one, and traveled all over the West, and that his transmission to his car blew somewhere in the Sierra Mountains. And he used it to go to Canada and get drugs….His wife wanted another one. They told me they had children scattered all over the country.
“Oh, so you want to go and visit your children?”
“No…we want to get away from them!”
Some days, I wonder why I even leave the house.
Do You Want Paper or Your Ipod?
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Hey! This is just fun! That’s me reading books, writing on paper….I really have no desire to get a Kindle.
BUT…having said that, everybody I know has an IPOD and loves it.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
Sure—Hit the Three Year Old…
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Yes…nobody IS reporting that this stuff happens every single day in America. It happened to my kid when he was about nine.
He and his friend were playing in his friend’s front yard, when a unknown black boy, came out of nowhere, threw my son on the ground, and started kicking his head hard. My son’s friend came and got me, and I called the police, who found the kid and spoke to his mother.
“The mother is sorry. She says it won’t happen again.” said the policeman to me. It was clear the officer wanted me to let it go. So,…I did.
But—-my son learned the lesson that Black kids do not fight fair. They kick the head. Watch any viral video, they know how to do the most damage. That’s why Zimmerman was wise to shoot Trayvon—- he was going for his head.
And that’s the way this was handled–the white father of the little girl and the black father said there was nothing racial about these kids picking on this innocent little girl. As if that little girl should be MADE to forgive that bunch and keep playing with them.
But….If MY brother had told me to go beat up some little girl, at the age those two girls were…. I would have went directly to my parents and told on him. I would have refused. I would have been horrified at the suggestion.
EVERYBODY is excusing these girl’s behavior. As if they are too young to know better. They…are not. And this is racial: Don’t kid yourself. The white father is friends with the dad…and didn’t want to upset the “black’ cart, because he has to live in that neighborhood. The black father did a real snow job on the man, who wanted to make himself look ‘big’ by forgiving it. But what message did that send to his daughter?
Most real fathers, would have been FURIOUS.
Which is why…this will continue. The kid that is taking the video, —-let’s just say, his personality is already formed. The dad may stop him for a few months, but he enjoys watching white people suffer. He’s already warped.
And that’s WHY the second amendment is so important.
So…Who Taught Miley Cyrus to Strip? Mickey Mouse?
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I didn’t see it, but evidently, Miley Cyrus shocked the world last night, on the MTV Music Awards, because Madonna, and Lady Gaga are running out of shocking dance moves. Evidently, she had some pretty strange looking Teddy Bears dancing with her…AND the black community was shocked! Although, Nobody Knows why. Will Smith certainly knew what was coming.
Actually, I almost feel sorry for her…..Because evidently, being a sex symbol, is not easy work. Miley couldn’t just stand there and…be sexy. That….belonged to pretty much one person. It’s all in the softness. Girls are supposed to be…soft…right guys?
The only thing that would have shocked me, is if Miley had actually not been lip synching and had actually been singing while she was doing.. .whatever that was.
Sunday’s …What CAN you do?
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Here’s some more pictures from my emails:
Sergeant Stubby (1916 or 1917 April 4, 1926), was the most decorated war dog of World War I and the only dog to be promoted to sergeant through combat. America ‘s first war dog, Stubby, served 18 months ‘over there’ and participated in seventeen battles on the Western Front. He saved his regiment from surprise mustard gas attacks, found and comforted the wounded, and even once caught a German spy by the seat of his pants (holding him there til American Soldiers found him).
Here’s Bobby, who survived Niagra Falls, only to step on a banana peel and die 14 years later—
Helen Keller meeting Charlie Chaplin: “I thought you’d be taller.” 
Who knew this woman would fall for a bongo playing band leader named Rickey? 
Hitler’s brain wasn’t the ONLY thing that was rotten about him: His teeth weren’t so good either. 
Miss America, 1934. Good thing Trump wasn’t born yet. 
With Ears like that, why use a pick? 
Who
Nobody’s Fool: Aston Kutcher
Nobody’s Fool
This week’s Nobody’s Fool award goes to that “sexy” guy, Aston Kutcher, who came to his senses and divorced Dimi Moore, (Really, next time she should pick a liberal to marry) and has surprised us all by giving this wonderful uplifting speech at the Teen Choice award.
I still haven’t gotten over Bono coming out and saying capitalism WORKS! HA! And now this! And it’s not even a full moon!
Enjoy! I certainly did.
Americans Have a Constitutional RIGHT to Make Fun of our Presidents—
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Last week, here in Missouri, a hard-working rodeo clown put on a mask of Obama and asked the crowd if they would like to see Obama run down by a bull. The crowd loved it. ( I would have too.) Someone posted a video, and the Democrats jumped on that story like a pack of piranha’s snacking on Michael Moore left thigh for lunch.
Didn’t I tell you? Anything that they can make a racial issue out of…they will.
It’s a running joke that has been happening at rodeo’s across the nation since they started. In fact, wearing masks and making fun of Presidents has been a grand tradition since the beginning of our country…we have a Constitutional right to make fun of all politicians.
The clown was meant to be imitating a dummy, another witness, Missouri Rodeo Cowboy Association member David Berry, told the Associated Press. Bull ring clowns often dress as sitting presidents, Mr. Berry said.
What the hell is this? A redneck lynching? There has NOT been in my memory… a Halloween that’s gone by that somebody was not wearing a President’s mask. Ban all the people from wearing Presidents mask at Halloween then.
I’m sorry. Mr. Obama doesn’t get special privileges just because he’s half-black, and wants to play Hitler. The conservative people HATE Obama, not because he’s black, but because he is destroying their lives…of course they loved it.
We need to remind EVERYONE that we do have a first amendment right to free speech. This is a dangerous precedent, but Obama will not be mocked by anyone. And we have seen him come down on this poor man with the full force of his army.
Missouri is being blasted as being full of racists rednecks, and the poor man was barred from life from ever being a clown again. I would SUE if I were him.
I live in Missouri, and it is much like the country. Our black populations live mostly in St. Louis and Kansas City. The rest of the state is rural, and conservative. Our House AND Senate is Republican..
And yet…what never made sense to me is—-How could the state elect overwhelmingly a Republican House and Senate AND yet…get to the booth and go…Uh..well…I want Democrats to be in the top seats? No. Nope. Didn’t happen. Nope.
Mitt Romney did beat Obama there in 2012 by almost 10 points, 53.8 percent to 44.4 percent.
So, all these conservatives…voted for a Republican President, a Republican Congress…but decided to elect a Democrat (Jay Nixon) for governor? And Claire McCaskill for Senate? Claire ..who has always been a staunch Obama lover, is hated just as much as Obama by conservatives here in Missouri. How in the world did she get elected?”
I don’t think so. That I why I have always said….watch who the leaders are. It matters not what the people’s representatives do, if the guys at the top are ‘progressives.” And as long as they keep their hand-picked men at the top…let the people vote all they want. It’s rigged here in Missouri—all my gut instincts say so. Maybe not everywhere, but they take care of these things. How ELSE did the Clintons stay in power for so long? 
The White House spokesman, Josh Earnest, said this:
“It was certainly not one of the finer moments in our state.”
Well Josh, as a native Missourian I have this to say:
“The election of Barack Obama was not one of the finer moments in our history. In fact, he is probably next to Bill Clinton, the biggest mistake we ever made. Obama is against all the things that we love as Americans. Sam Adams would be leading the tea party throwing his basketballs into the ocean. Obama doesn’t like white, gun-toting, bible clinging Americans, and they don’t like him.
And in America, we have the RIGHT to not like the man, but he does not have the right to punish us for not liking him. 
And this Halloween, I am wearing my Obama mask when I answer the door. It would do the country well if all conservatives put on his mask, and give the kids….nothing, or take their candy away. They are never too young to learn who their enemies are and what communism is all about. In fact, if that clown doesn’t want that mask anymore he can send it to my house.
I can’t think of any image more frightening.
Nobody’s Fool: Rafael Cruz
Nobody’s Fool
If Ted Cruz just used his father on stage everywhere he went, Karl Rove would have a VERY hard time demonizing him. Rafael Cruz…is siimply great. And just to prove how right he is, when he says the government wants to take away your religion and replace it with worshiping the state…I post….the evidence:
Can We Ban Stallone For Doing Too Many Steroids?
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“Well, I guess we won’t be seeing anymore Expendables at the movies.” said my husband.
It’s been a common decision in our house: If you are a movie star, and you decide to put down the common folks who spend the big money to go see your movies, then we don’t have to give you our money.
Stallone, has been getting on my nerves lately. Yo Rocky…What happened to you? Too many punches in the head?
Stallone has made most of his money simply because he has appealed to the conservative Americans. Rocky was all about individual hard work and the theme that, in America, you CAN be the champ if you work hard enough. And he went on to milk the American’s are really good guys themes…in fact he has always had those themes running throughout his movies. It’s the REASON they were successful.
And yet, when he talks on his own time, he sounds like a wimpy liberal kiss-ass Obama puppet. During the Trayvon Martin trail, he said no Americans needed to own a gun.
Gee..can the word hypocrisy get any bigger?
And now, Stallone is replacing Bruce Willis (who by all accounts IS a conservative) with Harrison Ford in his next Expendable movie: 
Stallone gleefully announced yesterday that Willis had been booted from “The Expendables” summer franchise, calling him a greedy, lazy jerk. The “Rocky” actor tweeted: “WILLIS OUT… HARRISON FORD IN !!!! GREAT NEWS !!!!! Been waiting years for this!!!!” Not satisfied with simply showing Willis the door, Stallone added this parting Twitter shot: “GREEDY AND LAZY …… A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILURE.”
Are these guys that stupid? Does Stallone think that the people who go to see his movies, are going to want to fork out money to see the liberal lover Harrison Ford?
Sly might be in for a surprise. In fact, the whole movie industry is in shock..NOBODY IS GOING TO THE Movies! Spielberg has even predicted the industry won’t be able to survive.
And it’s has much more to do with rebellion than content. It’s not just the movies that are suffering…the cities newspapers are falling like dead flies off an electrical grid. The Boston Globe and the Washington Post were recently sold at a loss, and I’m waiting for the Post Dispatch to go, because they almost have to give it away here in St. Louis.
So, what’s up?
Rush Limbaugh had it right today….the real reason the newspapers (and the movies) are going out of business is because people, like me, were sick of opening up their morning paper and seeing whole pages devoted to some poor African village starving, and how horrible America was in not sending the world all its money.
The leftist Marxist took over all the newspapers in America, the people stopped buying them, and they wonder why.
It’s the same reason the movies are bombing…
Hey, I’ll stay home and watch reruns of Tom Selleck as Jesse Stone, who I know is a patriot, rather than spend money on Sylvester Stallone blowing up another village in some third world country, all the while saying in real life, he doesn’t believe in that sort of thing.
I thought the first Expendables was great—But I will never pay to see another movie of Sly Stone’s no matter how much I want to.
The man, is a coward, a fraud, and an American sellout. Let him move to China.
Nobody Wins when Hollywood is just another mouthpiece for government propaganda. Sorry Sly—I doubt that Bruce Willis’s career will suffer.
Baseball is not the only thing that steroids has damaged, Nobody Wins when your hero’s are on steroids….and everybody knows…steroids cause brain damage. What better proof do you need? 
Nobody Wins in Divorce
Nobody Wins
Divorce is an ugly word. There are not many people living in the United States who do not know someone who is divorced, or have been divorced themselves. Divorce is like labor. A woman can’t explain how painful labor is to a man, and nobody can really explain how painful divorce is…you just have to experience it to know. And most who go through it, never want to do it again.
So, if you have never been divorced, consider yourself blessed, because after the “sexual revolution” it was all the rage. It almost seemed a backlash to the ‘feminist revolution’, in which woman thought that they were coming up into the world as equals, only to find that the lawyers saved the men with “No-fault” divorce. The men said, “So..you want to be equal! Okay then, you’re on your own!” That was the poor girl.
The rich girl got rich lawyers, and the men lost everything. Nobody won but the lawyers.
There were millions of women left with kids to raise, and men running from child support, like a rabbit runs from a dog. . And how can you blame the men? When all of a sudden,..it was all about the “woman’s body” and her choice to abort or not. A man, had no say.
I have often wondered if the feminist movement didn’t help jump start the crazy “welfare” system because men were not going to get married anymore…why should they? With morality out the door, everyone was getting sex for ‘free.’ And then you had the drugs.
And the women could have free sex too, one night stands….and gee..isn’t it all great?
Except, it wasn’t. Milionis of kids became fatherless. And all kinds of bullshit crap about how woman can raise kids on their own was put out, and women who were tired of going night after night looking for love in Disco’s just came out feeling empty. Decency, went out the window with the old whiskey bottle.
Bill O’Reilly has been on a rant lately in which he claims the main problems in the black community come from the babes born out of wedlock. And he’s right. The blacks don’t even bother getting married. No fathers. No jobs. These boys are ANGRY, some of them don’t even know who their fathers are.
But, back to divorce:
Divorce leaves a scar on some so deep, you just best forget it. I remember a day in the life, after my divorce, when I watched my young six- year- old son, sitting at the front window, his little leather jacket on, his suitcase by his feet, eagerly waiting…waiting for his father to come and pick him up as promised…and then, eleven hours later, the “father’ called and saying..”Uh..I can’t make it today.”
My son, never gave up hope. That is a scar I could not erase, and it was only one of many. That is a day I grew up. He had joint custody, and he always threatened me, because he had more money. I told him….”Take me to court, you will not ever do that again.”
He didn’t. He disappeared.
Fortunatly, my son made up for not having a dad by making lots of friends. Our house was always filled with all his buddies. We had parties, and I watched his friends grow up…loved them, took them everywhere…camping, 4th of July picnics, baseball games, bowling, hockey… for most of my life my son and his friends WERE my life. For fourteen years I was a single parent. I loved all his friends, and was happy he had so many. And just the other day, my son told me that one of his friends was getting a divorce.
“I can’t believe it! Bob and Mary (fake names NSA) have been going together since high school! And what’s worse, is that she left him, for a woman.” he said.
Yes, Mary has now decided she is a lesbian…after two kids. Bob is devastated, and I’m glad I don’t have to watch those kids suffer. One time was enough for me.
After my divorce, I never though I’d find anyone. But then, one day a very quiet man came into my life, and refused to let me go anywhere else. It was almost like a stealth attack, which makes sense because he was a Navy Seal. (LOL) I never knew what hit me, but I find, now after 20 years, I am glad he did. A good marriage is…just the best thing. Life is much too hard to go through it alone.
Bill O’Reilly is right. We need to get the culture back to marriages, and get the blacks back to ‘getting’ married. And you know what? I think the pendulum is going to come about, simply because too many children need fathers.
The women’s movement did more harm than anyone can possibly imagine. Sure, it had a few good points…but they threw the bathwater out with the baby.
People are going to get tired of Wieners.
Having said that…this blog is done, (Thanks for letting me rant.)
Nobody’s Perfect: Alex Rodriguez VS Chinese Students
Nobody’s Perfect
This week is all about cheating…
First up, the very popular multi-millionaire baseball Yankee, Alex Rodriguez. It seems he had to admit, just like Mark McGuire, Sammy Sosa, and Roger Clemens before him, that he was pumping up the juice, sticking the old needle in all the right places, all these years, and has been lying about it:
Alex Rodriguez met head-on allegations that he tested positive for steroids six years ago, telling ESPN on Monday that he did take performance-enhancing drugs while playing for the Texas Rangers during a three-year period beginning in 2001.
“When I arrived in Texas in 2001, I felt an enormous amount of pressure. I felt like I had all the weight of the world on top of me and I needed to perform, and perform at a high level every day,” Rodriguez told ESPN’s Peter Gammons in an exclusive interview in Miami Beach, Fla.
“Back then, [baseball] was a different culture,” Rodriguez said. “It was very loose. I was young. I was stupid. I was naive. And I wanted to prove to everyone that I was worth being one of the greatest players of all time.
“I did take a banned substance. And for that, I am very sorry and deeply regretful.”
I’m not sure what they are going to do to him: Make him bat-boy for a year? Make him run beer errands for the Yankee fans during the home games? Make him play baseball in Cuba for a year? Go to steroid rehab? Nobody Knows, but we are finding out now, that 103 more players tested positive for steroids in 2003…and that was…uh…TEN years ago? What were they waiting for? The Cubs to win the World Series?
No, they (Who are they?) weren’t going to tell us. Someone LEAKED this information! I bet, this person is, at this very moment, sitting with Snowden in a Russian Airport, because ‘President Obama is also VERY mad about this:
“And if you’re a fan of Major League Baseball, I think it tarnishes an entire era, to some degree,” Obama said. “And it’s unfortunate, because I think there were a lot of ballplayers who played it straight.”
This coming from a man who has never played anything straight in his life….he even cheated on his birth certificate…..but I digress.
And then, there’s the cheaters in China. It seems, the school exams in China are so HARD that the kids have been sneaking in electronic ‘cheating’ devices, so therefore, BRAS will be banned during the tests.
That ought to give those women an edge.
Education chiefs in northeast China have devised a new tactic to clamp down on cheating in the country’s annual university entrance exams: they have banned bras. About 9.12 million students will sit the notoriously difficult gaokao exam Friday and Saturday. Last year, according to the China Daily, more than 60,000 electronic devices were seized, including plastic earphones, wireless signal receivers, modified pens, watches, glasses and leather belts.
They should take a page from America: Our teachers let them bring anything at all with the answer to the test questions, because in America, the teachers don’t get their big bonuses unless the kids pass the tests. In fact, if a kid is caught NOT using a calculator in math class….and they start actually doing math in his or her own head,—they will flunk the class for not knowing how to use the all important calculator.
The Chinese have it backward!
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
Obama…Obama’s daily cheating has tarnished an entire era for the whole planet…He should be kicked out of baseball.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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