Nobody Flashes Some Forgotten Words of Obama
Nobody Flashes
While everyone is talking about whether gays should be able to marry…nobody is talking about the debt. It’s important to keep the issues they don’t want us to think about in our conversations.
You have to wonder, at the rate Obama is handing out money, it seems almost obvious that his plan IS to spend as much money as he can in order to put us in so much debt, we collapse like a melted Jello roll on the Florida Turnpike at noon.
For instance, Obama and his wife take SEPARATE vacations, and the Muslim Brotherhood alone gets more money from Obama than our returning soldiers. And let’s not forget that food stamp program for Mexico! And those free cell phones….and all the green energy programs that turned brown. And the parties….FBI prostitutes…
Here’s one Congressman, not seen on your local news, of course, who points out Obama’s hypocrisy. 
Obama Doesn’t WANT Trump’s Money? Mmmmmm..
Nobody Flashes
As I supported the RICH man Donald Trump in the last election, many of my readers lost hope in me. But I had my reasons: If we are going to be ruled by an oligarchy, why not put a man in who loves the country and who actually could BEAT Obama?
Yes, I happen to know many democrats that would have voted for Trump.
I liked it when he questioned Obama’s birth certificate, and when he said he would build a party room for the White House so they wouldn’t have to keep throwing parties out on the lawn…and now, thanks to a suggestion from Newt Gingrich (who by the way, could afford to throw in a few bucks too) he is offering to pay for the White House Tours that Obama closed down.
From Newsmax:
Donald Trump says he’s willing to rescue the White House tours by financing the costs of the popular tourism activity the Obama administration cancelled last week as automatic spending cuts took hold.
“I guess it’s political. They want to hurt the people,” he said. “It’s just really ridiculous. I don’t think it’s a big deal, frankly. But it does make us look awfully bad and awfully pathetic.”
Yes, a fine word for Obama: pathetic.
I like it. Nevertheless, Trump is out nothing because he knows Obama won’t take the offer, so therefore he can make himself look good by saying he’d do it, not that he wouldn’t do it…just that he didn’t get rich by making bad bets.
Anyway, I know he has drawbacks…but if we have to have a big rich ego in the White House, I’d take my chances with Donald. 
Okay…so he likes to put his name on buildings, but what politician hasn’t?
Don’t worry…this Nobody’s Pick for President will never happen….and that’s a good thing, because Donald would want his kids to become future Presidents, and we would probably have another family dynasty we would never get rid of.
Nobody’s Email: Michelle in Skinny Jeans…(expensive) Skinny Jeans…
Nobody Gets Email
Evidently, Michelle Obama would rather wear a real hot sexul outfit to a Kids Choice Award, than anything that would give the kids the idea that she was actually a “MOM.” My self, I think if I were her— I would have had second thoughts about the “skinny” jeans. That’s the biggest front zipper that I’ve ever seen! Or did she stable that together? Doesn’t the White House have Mirrors?
Do I sound catty? Well? Sure I do! Even in Las Vegas, that’s a bit…suggestive. But then again, all the Obama’s got left is “style.” The substance is just not there. And…where are the bangs?
And for the amount of money it costs for the taxpayers to send her there, they could have left open the White House for another four years.
So, the only answer to this problem, is to reopen the White House and put them up in a Holiday Inn. After all, it’s being remodeled anyway…how much is THAT costing?
Whatever.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
A new standard in First Lady fashion.
$1,596,899.49 to attend a one day national event dressed like a hooker. Many thanks to the 51% that voted them back in!
Nobody’s Got a Beef With Cable TV
Nobody’s Opinion
“Irresponsible spending” …that’s all we’ve been hearing every day, for the last four years. If you are like me, and you are the one who takes care of all the household bills, you can’t help but be very angry when you see John Kerry give $250 million dollars to Egypt, while we here at home, are being forced by our government to cut corners. 
And today, I have certain complaint that just gets me going: How to keep paying for Cable TV?
I can remember when my dad bought our first TV set. It was black and white, and I was completely bored with it, although I do remember watching my brother, every Saturday morning, sitting in front of it…watching cartoons while he ate a whole pan of Sara’s Lee’s chocolate cake.
And no, he never got fat. Back then, kids were outside the whole day, running around in the woods. We’d go home for supper. And back out again until dark. Parents back then didn’t have to worry about the kids being picked up by child molesters, or getting shot on the corner. We lived in a America that was free, and most kids had both a mom and a dad.
Someday…all birth certificates will say: Origin: Lab at UCLA… (Warning…Do not mix with methane )
But..I’m getting off the subject: which is…TV. Back then, television, was FREE! And that’s why I’m using my blog to complain about what I feel is another rip-off of the majority of Americans.
I don’t remember when Cable Television really got going, but I have tried all the cable providers offered here in Missouri, and they ALL do the same thing. They give you a deal when you first sign up with them, and then tell you…not much else. And most people don’t think to ask. (Like me)
It doesn’t matter whether it’s DISH, Direct TV, CHARTER, or AT &T, they are all the same: And I’ve had them all.
And they ALL –rip you off.
Now, like most Americans, with every passing month, I am trying to cut corners..simply because, while wages haven’t gone up since Bill Clinton bombed a pill factory, everything else that you need for daily living has. And budgeting is almost a daily chore.
Not too long ago, I dragged my husband to the local bank to refinanced our car from 4.0 (Which is all the dealership would give us) down to 1.0,…and I was real proud of myself to find out I’d be saving over $50 dollars a month on our car payments.
But..then I got my Direct TV bill. It went from $76.00 to $95.00 in one statement. The savings that I was getting from refinancing, just disappeared. That’s just…BUGS me—especially when there is NO reason for the rate increase…no extra stations, it’s all the same…they just felt like raising it.
I called DIRECT TV.
“Why are my rates jumping up? I wasn’t told this would ever happen when I signed up!”
“Well, you have a DVR and your subscription is up.”“Okay…I had no idea I had a subscription.”
“Is this the last time…$95 is all I will ever pay?”
“Yes.”
(Sigh.) Here’s the problem. I know so many people who have figured out how to get free TV. They bounce off their neighbors, or they get HD antennas, and here I am going to be paying back up to $120 by next year, (Yes, I guess my 2nd subscription will be up by 2014) And I am paying twice the price in two years for the same service.
Every single cable company I have been with does this. Every single one. They let you slide for a year, then BAM. You’re screwed.
They do the same with cell phones.
Can somebody tell me what this is called? I can think of no other name but “rip-off.”
The very next day, after I was told that $95 would be the final price, I got a bill for $100.10
I called them up…
“Hey, the girl yesterday told me the price would never go up!”
“Well, in February the price of your DVR when up 3 dollars.”
“She said that was included in the price YESTERDAY!”
…..silence.
You see, what is so frustrating is: they don’t have to tell you a damn thing. You can quit if you like, they really don’t care.
I’m starting to wonder if I’d be happier to go back to being like it was when I was a kid. I hardly ever watched TV. And TV CAN be deadly. My mother had a stroke watching Bill Clinton, and my good friend Pattie told me she thinks that her husband suffered his heart attack due to the stress he was having with Charter. He had been fighting with them all day. To this day, she blames them for his early demise.
If that had happened to my husband, I would put his ashes on the mantle with a sign,
Here lies Charlie (not real name) killed by an encounter with Charter Communications.
I doubt if there is anyone in the country who has NOT gotten furious with a cable provider.
If so, speak up.
I’m not sure how to solve this problem, (all ideas are welcomed) but I am getting tired of the game. Somehow, 500 channels and more commercial time than actual program time s is getting old. There’s Netflix, I know, but I like to keep up on politics, and news, so I do want my cable. I love cable.
I just don’t like the lies, deception, and theft.
But then again…aren’t we all getting used to getting ripped off?
Nobody Gets Email: Minimum Wage
Nobody Gets Email
Is it any wonder that the young blacks are going around raiding malls, and getting in fights, and dropping out of school? (Besides the facts that they don’t have dads to step on thier toes.) Nobody has been hit harder in Obama’s great economic plan, than the young blacks. The fact that Obama wants to raise the minimum wage, to ME means, that they know in Washtington that there are just not going to be middle class paying jobs in America ever again. That’s what happens when the “elites” professors, Congress, and big banks get together to make a “global” economy.
They wanted to use China’s slave labor, and just let our economy die.
Okay, what do I know. Here’s a man who DOES.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Fifty years ago, Milton Friedman wrote that the minimum wage would do great damage “To Negroes and Negro youth”. No group is in greater trouble today than them. Now Obama has proposed increasing the minimum wage to $9.00.
Why not an amendment to his proposal to scale back the wage by 10% a year to help bring youth into the workforce?
$4.50 for age 15
$5.40 for age 16
$6.30 for age 17
$7.20 for age 18
$8.10 for age 19
and then $9.00 for age 20 and above.
It has been said that the minimum wage was created to protect union wages. Isn’t it time to “spread their wealth around? As an employer, wouldn’t you hire a kid for $4.50 where you would leave the job open if you had to pay an adult $9.00?
If this makes sense to you, would you please copy and paste the above into the “contact form” for your Senator and/or Congressman.
Presidential Slam-Dunk.
Nobody Cares
SO…Did anybody doubt that Obama was going to get his wishes on the “sequester”?
Imagine…a basketball game between Obama and the GOP…
“There he goes, Obama is running down the court—he passes the ball to No. 69, Napolitano as she lets out thousands of Illegal’s to flood the court—the sequester is going beautifully—man look at her go—wait—here comes John Boehner, No. 00 is rushing inside—she passes the ball to Biden, N. 66. What do you think Mark…have you ever seen such teamwork”
“No Bob…this is a game for the record books, they are absolutely slaughtering the GOP’s I don’t know what happened to that team, but they all have that “deer in the headlights” look.”
“Wait…look, there’s Jack Nickelson sitting in his usual spot on the side front row seats…and who’s the babe sitting next to him? Why..It’s Michelle Obama! Gee, kids become President and you will get all the babes…”
“Wow—look at that—Joe throws a shotgun down the court to Dennis Rodman. Rodman is looking good today in that little tutu, I don’t know HOW he plays in that but it seems to give him confidence—wait—he fakes a throw and BACK to Obama who turns, spins and throws back to Rodham and Dennis jumps and slam-dunks it into the basket!
Score for Obama’s team!
Okay, if life were a basketball game, we could go home, after the game…but it’s not…and Obama’s game of destroying America never stops.
While he continues to demolish the country, and the GOP, he is entrenching himself as the only superstar on the court.
Nobody finds it a coincidence that Obama sent a gay basketball player over to charm Kim Jong Um in North Korea to get him to stop doing nuclear tests. It’s Obama’s “talk softly and carry a big basketball” approach of foreign policy.
Oh..that should work:
Ending his bizarre trip to North Korea, US basketball star Dennis Rodman called its leader an “awesome guy” and said Kim Jong Un’s father and grandfather were “great leaders”.
Un. “Guess what, I love him. The guy’s really awesome.”
Yesterday Rodman told Kim Jong-Un he has ‘friend for life’, in front of a crowd of thousands during his improbable journey to Pyongyang.
Nobody finds that really endearing. They are meant for each other. In the meantime, over here. OUR Kim Jong-Un, who claimed he wasn’t a dictator is basically telling the Supreme Court to overturn the voters in one state and make Gay marriage legal..everywhere.
Obama is asked about his administration’s decision to file an amicus brief in the same-sex marriage case now before the Supreme Court. The president’s brief opposes California’s Prop. 8, which outlaws same-sex marriage.
The president is conducting a conversation about the legal mechanisms for making same-sex marriage the law of the land. It’s a very insinuated take on the role of the president versus the role of the court.
We didn’t want Obamacare…too bad. Slam dunk
We didn’t want amnesty for illegal’s…too bad. Slam dunk
We didn’t want open gays in the military….too bad. Slam dunk
We didn’t want women sent to the front lines…too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want gay marriage…too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want higher taxes…too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want whites to be punished for being whites, and a country divided as it hasn’t been since the Civil War……too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want to send guns to drug lords and jihadists…too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want death panels…too bad. Slam dunk.
Soon we will be saying we didn’t want our guns taken away…too bad. Slam dunk
We didn’t want dangerous prisoners to be released to our streets….too bad. Slam dunk.
We don’t want our babies to be put into state run nanny school…too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want Obama to be President for another four years…and a President who gives himself the lone power to kill anyone he wants whenever he wants in secrecy….too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want camera’s on every street and drones over every city…too bad. Slam Dunk.
Nobody Cares that the game never seems to end. but Woodward is right: We have a madman on the court…
When a “President” sends a gay basketball player to deal with a madman threatening to destroy us with nukes, you could say..the game is almost over.
What will Kim Jong Un send Obama in return?
Nobody Cares. Obama is too busy slamming us all.
“Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall-Who’s the Cleverist Of Them All?”
Nobody Knows
The big talk today SHOULD be on the fact that John Kerry is sending 60 million dollars to Syrian fighters while many in our military will be losing their jobs..
But it’s not. Nobody Knows, but Nobody suspects that the Clintons, now that they have gotten all their debts paid off, are now going after Obama.
It’s not only the Republicans that are bickering.
How so?
Let’s go back. Long ago, everyone pretty much hated Richard Nixon…and little is known that it was Hillary Clinton that was one of the lawyers…that helped bring Nixon down. But they couldn’t do it without the Washington Post and Bob Woodard.
And it’s Bob Woodard’s recent remarks about how Obama is acting like a ‘madman’ and that the sequester is Obama’s fault, that got a top official of the white to “threaten” Bob Woodard:
The official in question is Gene Sperling, economic adviser to the President. The White House has since pushed back, saying the exchange was far more innocuous than Woodward claims.
I hate to say this: But you could say that saying “you will regret this” is hardly sending out a drone. It’s a threat, but do we really believe this hasn’t happened before in the Clinton White House?
How many of Bill Clinton’s past “women” were threatened? Jennifer Flowers for one–in fact, all of them. Is the fact that Bob Woodard is a icon reporter that makes it more of a crime for the White House to threaten you? We have ALL been threatened daily by this President, what makes Bob Woodward so special?
Here’s the big threat from Gene:
But I do truly believe you should rethink your comment about saying that Potus asking for revenues is moving the goal post. I know you may not believe this, but as a friend, I think you will regret staking out that claim.
Nobody Knows how big a deal that was (really, my neighbors have said worst to me) but when Lanny Davis, a die-hard true blue Hillary cohort in crime, comes out and admits that the Obama White House threatened his editor about his columns, then Nobody sees a pattern here?
This is nothing new. The White House has been used both during the Clinton years and the Obama years as a very dark and sinister force that will and can destroy your life.
What’s interesting here is that maybe Hillary has now seen that if she is going to pick an X-President as her running mate in 2016, she might as well pick her husband…or a woman.
If all this speculation of my Nobody Mind is true…I have to laugh.
Michelle Obama will still get her own daytime talk TV show. Who knows what will become of Obama? He’ll get sent to the U.N. most probably.
Nobody Knows if the Clintons have anything to do with Bob Woodward but Lanny Davis…?
You bet. Why did he wait to even report this until now?
“Mirror Mirror on the Wall Who’s the cleverest democrat of them all?”
While watching the Clintons go after Obama will be fun..remember, with the Clinton’s, a Disney ending is all but left in the mirror reflecting the same old hags.
Nobody’s Fool: Judge Napolitano
Nobody’s Fool
While many of us won’t be effected by the “sequester” coming soon, the ones who do lose their jobs, won’t think it’s a scare tactic at all.
But the Judge, once again, explains in simple English WHY Obama is the one who is putting the most hurt where it need not be, and therefore, could be impeached for intentionally hurting the American people.
I love this guy.
The Judge wins the Nobody’s Fool award…AGAIN.
Nobody’s Fool: Charlton Heston
Nobody’s Fool
I remember driving one afternoon during the years when Bill Clinton was President…and as usual, I had the radio station tuned to Rush Limbaugh. He was talking to Charlton Heston who was telling Rush how shocked he was at how Hollywood, and so many of his friends there, had succumbed to this tyranny called political correctness. I also remember thinking “You’d better pull off the road woman” because tears were flowing so hard down my face, I was having a hard time seeing. FINALLY …finally I thought, a man has spoken out against this insanity that is happening to our country.
That night, I wrote Charlton Heston a four page letter, pouring out my heart about his thoughts on the radio, and how deeply I was moved. About 3 weeks later, I received this letter, one that my family said was just a form letter, get over yourself…(notice the stamped name) but in my heart, I have never believed that. I think, since he was just getting sick, his wife probably read it to him. This letter is in my office, framed and on my wall where I see it every day.
As I listened to the above speech by Heston, given at Brandels University, I can’t help but imagine what our country would have been if Heston had run for the Presidency. We would have had another Ronald Reagan.
That generation is gone: But Mr. Heston planted the seeds…even back then, that we all must think for ourselves and speak out. (at the end of the speech he gets into it.) And boy did I take his advice. I started writing a daily blog and haven’t stopped since, and so have millions of others. The people’s voice in on the internet.
Wayne La Pierre is still being attacked, and Charlton is not here anymore to protect him…but we CAN post his words, his voice and his ideas, because they are truly American. The Clinton’s tried very hard to get universal health care passed. Obama did it. The Clinton’s wanted desperately to disarm the American people. Now, Obama is going to try to get that done too. He has put up a website inviting gun victims to tell their story. They have all their best minds working around the clock trying to get it done…state by state. And if the day comes when they threatened to confiscate our guns, we should remember the man who gave us the words to say, should that day come;
“From Our Cold Dead Hands.”
(And I have to laugh because I’ve only shot a real gun at a practice range a few times…but I’ll be ready to learn!)
I thank God he graced us with such a great man, —as Charlton Heston.
Coming Up: The State of Obama’s Mental Union
Nobody Opinion
I’m watching Nancy “Blow the Tox” Pelosi on the Sunday Fox Show, and it’s obvious Nancy has been sent out to get everyone warmed up for Obama’s State of the Union address coming up on Tuesday, and her message? The issues are better served by a democrat majority. She expects to be speaker again.
But, of COURSE she does.
The issues? You would think it would be the demise of America..but no…it’s gun control, amnesty….and the death of any conservative that ever walked the planet. After all..Obama has BIG databases to use to find those conservatives…add 30,000 future drones flying over the skies and GPS in every car, all the government really needs now is complete control of the internet…
They’re working on that one.
And to further all their democratic dreams: they must get rid of all guns. If you think snowstorm NEMO has taking the democrats off of gun control…you forget who they are.
If you dare to watch Obama’s State of the Obama Union address, be sure to get out your favorite pillow to punch because many democrats are going to bring people who have lost someone to a gun. They want you to feel that the “gun” was the worst invention every invented, next to that outdated Constitution.
Be aware that Obama will SWEAR before God that he believes in the right to bear arms, and go skeet shooting whenever we like. WE won’t take over your right to protect yourself…we just don’t want you to form a militia. After all, Obama would never let a militia come to your home, insists Stallone,…in the middle of the night, and if you believe that then you think Elian is a French Wine and those big burly men hoping out of helicopters and grabbing guns out of grandma’s hands after Hurricane Katrina were just doing advertising PR for the Marines. 
I suggest vodka…in small doses.
Joe Biden says you can have a shotgun, which can really cut a hole in a man, but then again, they don’t expect that any shotgun will be able to shoot down a drone, or have much of a chance against the National Guard. But we have to save the women and children, and the President is going to do it with his own personal kill list. Yes, ONE man will have control to kill anyone he wants, anywhere.
I am STILL shocked.
What is most surprising is just how many Republicans are coming out saying the it’s the President’s job to protect the American people therefore, he has every right to kill any American citizen he sees fit. Unfortunately, I didn’t catch his name, but some young Congressman, who had served in Iraq said this very thing today.
Then…there’s the ” sequester.” Obama has a winning strategy and it’s worked for him time and again, simply because people are not paying attention. Obama wanted the sequester back in 2011, but now he says it will kill the middle class if the Republicans don’t keep the money in the military.
Nobody Wonders, just how many times can you kill the middle class, Obama?
Defense Secretary Leon Panetta on Wednesday laid out a grim list of spending cuts the Pentagon will have to make in the coming weeks that he said will seriously damage the country’s economy and degrade the military’s ability to respond to a crisis. Slamming members of Congress as irresponsible, Panetta said lawmakers are willing to push the country off a fiscal cliff to damage their opposing political parties.In separate, highly detailed memos sent to Congress, the military services described widespread civilian furloughs, layoffs and hiring freezes that will hit workers all around the country. Overall, the military will furlough 800,000 civilian workers for 22 days, spread across more than five months, and will lay off as many as 46,000 temporary and contract employees. The Navy says it will cease deployments to South America and the Caribbean and limit those to Europe.
So, is the “fiscal cliff” really going to hurt us all? Here’s how one reporter put it:
The “fiscal cliff” being discussed is nothing more than Washington’s Grand Illusion. Why? Because the factors that drive our fiscal policy will not change regardless of whether a budget deal is struck by year’s end. As a result, we are already riding an unstoppable train toward $28 trillion in debt – an unsustainable burden that will cripple our economy, destroy our currency, and slash our paper investments
And what are the Rhino’s doing? They are concentrating on the next election: Marco Rubio is going to give the response to the President. And Rubio will sound very conservative, and Nobody Says: So what? Why are you NOT talking about impeachment?
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Okay…so that’s too strong I suppose. Rand Paul says it with more…subtlety.
Probably like you, sometimes I think I’m living in the Twilight Zone. Politicians in BOTH parties hardly bat an eye at warrantless wiretapping, data mining, and TSA groping at airports around the country. They think there’s nothing wrong with throwing American citizens in jail for the rest of their lives without so much as a trial.
Nobody Wonders: Has Rand Paul started impeachment proceedings? I don’t THINK so.
Where’s my pillow?
The “I Won’t Get Mail on Saturday!” Blues
Nobody Wins
We have ANOTHER FIRST in the Obama’s reign of prosperity and change! The Post Office is going to stop delivering mail to you on Saturday, and of course, to show that Americans support this new cut in service, something that is a FIRST in the History of the Post Office..they are showing people on TV who are in full support.
“Oh..that a great idea! I don’t get anything but junk mail anyway!”
Nobody mentions whether the people who were working on Saturdays will get less pay, which might not hurt them too much because the average salary for the 650,000 American postal carriers is $80,000 a year. And the Post Master General makes more money than Obama, he’s not going to suffer.
Frankly, I think this stinks. Since we became a “service” country, everyone who used to get a weekly check, was forced to get a bi-weekly check, delivered of course…online into your bank account. One day they all said, “You will get your paycheck online.” If you didn’t have a computer…you had to get one.
So, every other Friday is payday, and the supermarkets plan their big sales around the two Fridays of every week in every month.
As for myself, to save time and effort, I pay all my bills as soon as I transfer the check on Friday, and then put them in the mailbox, and if the mailman comes BEFORE I get them all paid, which sometimes happen as they never have the same hours…I HAVE to get them in on Saturday, or else, since THE POSTOFFICE IS NOW SO DARN SLOW, I will get charged a late fee. You have to allow at least 12 days to be sure that your check gets there.
Which means, I will have to do it all Thursday night, in order to get them in the mail by Friday.
(What if they come before I get up on Friday?)
Then I have to go to the Post Office….and I’ll have to buy gas to go to the Post Office which will pollute the planet.
Nobody Wins, when the Post Office hours are cut, but they all got a raise anyway, thanks to Obama, so nobody is hurt but the American Citizen.
And just to make it all seem okay:
Outgoing Defense Secretary Leon Panetta reportedly believes the military should receive a pay cut in order to respond to the budget cuts facing the Pentagon — a position that might strengthen the Republican push to reverse President Obama’s executive order raising the salary of Vice President Joe Biden and other federal officials.
Right..who here believes that President Obama’s going to reverse his executive order? Raise your hands……mmmm…..not seeing any here……
Nobody Thinks the real purpose behind this is to get everyone to pay all their bills…online. They really don’t care if the Post Office makes a profit. And while it seems so wonderful not to have to bother with writing that check, someday, you will look in your bank account and someone would have drawn out more than you wanted them too—-and you might never see that money again, because YOU have given them permission to go into your bank account and grab money.
And to think–they complained about Jesse James.
Is it Captain Queeg, or is it Memorex? Take Nobody’s Test
Nobody’s Opinion
Last week, two of my readers sent me the same article to read, written by an Australian named Hal G.P. Colebatch in the American Spectator. It was called–His Queeg Moment. The author insinuated in the article that Obama was just…well, incompetent, much ike Captain Queeg in the famous book, The Caine Mutiny.
What to make of this? I feel like the teacher who is reading her students papers and wondering…”What did I do wrong here?” LOL! So, perhaps, it is time for a test. No cheating. Those who fail the test will receive a, “Queeg was just a stupid Captain– Obama is a Marxist.” bumper sticker.
So…to the test: In the honor of Art Bushwalk, let’s go—
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1. The Democratic Party under Obama is the party of (a) honesty (b) a balanced budget (c) small government (d) fiscal responsibility (e) Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mao, Stalin, Marx, Lenin, and Bill Ayers.
2. Obama in his first term made mandates for (a) Universal Health Care (b) gay rights (c) women’s rights (d) Union rights (f) black rights to beat up whites without repercussions (g) rights for Muslims (h) rights for Michelle to control what everybody eats (i) rights for the Vice President to remain an idiot (j) A President’s right to take million dollar vacations every month.
3. Are Obama’s mentors and friends insane, or like Queeg, just incompetent? (a) Bill Ayers (Insane or incompetent? (b) Leon Penatta (Insane or Incompetent?) (c) Colin Powell (Insane or incompetent?) (d) Reverend Wright (insane or incompetent?) (e) Jeffery Immelt (Insane or incompetent?) (f) Hillary Clinton (Insane or incompetent?) (g) Karl Marx (Insane or incompetent? )
4. To make our country strong again we must (a) strengthen our military (b) protect our borders (c) cut waste and fraud out of all government agencies (d) get rid of all government unions (e) get tough with China (f) pass term limits (g) give Obama two more terms.
5. Obama wants America to (a) trust him (b) believe he is the savior of the world (c) make him President for life (d) build him a new Oval Office (e) give him all their guns (f) stop hurting each other playing football (g) make Beyoncé his new personal advisor.
6. Obama’s promises would cost the country (a) 2 trillion (b) ten trillion (c) 100 trillion . (d) 2,459 trillion if they give him the power to raise it himself.
7. The reason Mitt Romney lost the election was (a) he tried to kill the family dog. (b) he tried to kill a lady who had cancer (c) he beat Obama too badly in the first debate (d) he made his money all by himself. (e) Clint Eastwood made fun of a chair and was not nominated to run on the ticket as VP.
8. The Republican Party lost because (a) most people thought John McCain was running again (b) Obama had more rappers campaigning for him. (c) Obama had more foreign money coming in (d) Republican voters couldn’t figure out how to work the voting machines, and just couldn’t get to the polls so they were disenfranchised (e) Republicans don’t know how to work computers (f) they don’t own buses (g) Rahm Emanuel threatened to cut off the middle finger of Chris Christie.
9. Only one of these people were mentioned at Obama’s inaugural address: Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mahatma Gandhi, George W. Bush, Winston Churchill, Tom Edison or Barney…which one?
10. The whole middle East has fallen to Muslim Brotherhood during Obama’s last four years because of (a) Facebook (b) too many hot people, not enough air-conditioning (c) American gay military men on their borders (d) right-wing conspiracies (e) Eric Holder’s fast and furious guns were sold to al Quada without specific instructions leaving them no other alternative but to throw rocks (f) Obama’s first speech at the beginning of his Presidency promised all Muslims who came unto him, 99 virgins, and a lifetime admission to Las Vegas, and they are really trying hard to get there. 
11. In his next four years Obama plans to (a) outlaw football because he doesn’t know any better (b) dismantle all American’s nuclear capability because he thinks it only fair to Putin (c) give every minority in the country more food stamps and a decent house, car, cell phone, and a chance to ride on Air Force One because he thinks it’s only fair (d) kiss Joe Biden on the lips to show he supports gays (e) Take over Africa, and build himself a mansion in his hometown of Kenya (f) sell as much as America as he can to the highest bidder (g) demand that Islam is taught in all our schools (h) change his current course of economic ignorance which is destroying the country, and go back to Harvard to get a degree in economics while sacrificing two years of golf time to do so.
The final question on your test is to write an essay as to the differences between a Captain of a ship who got scared in a storm, to an American President who had every intention of destroying the Unites States as it is, because he was trained by Marxists to do just that.
Also, explain why New Orleans had a blackout in the middle of the Superbowl: Was it (a) The Superdome was put back together after Katrina by the lowest HUD bidder (b) The Mayor of New Orleans forgot to pay the electrical bill (c) The Ghost of Captain Qeeeg decided to make an appearance during halftime (d) Beyoncé’s show blew more fuses than China had on backup (e) Obama was at the game, and somehow when Beyonce flicked her hip, he winced, and the flies on his face were thrown off, only to land on a nearby squirrel, which jumped on an electrical line, and fried, .and caused the lights to go out.
Extra points will be given if you can explain why we need drones in American cities.
You have…ten minutes.
Professor of Nobody U.
Uh…So What Have We Learned in 2,067 years Mr. Powell?
Nobody Wins
Quote of the Century….
“The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome become bankrupt.”
– Cicero , 55 BC
So, evidently we’ve learned nothing in the past 2,067 years
Rick Santelli went to school. He studied history. He agrees with Cicero.
If you missed the Powell/ O’Reilly debate, (see it below if you can keep from wanting to push Colin Powell off his elite chair and stuff some American pie in his mouth) you will notice that Colin thinks the economy is coming back because— “THE STOCK MARKET IS FINE!”
Spoken like a true rich and greedy liberal politician. As long as his portfolio remains sound, he could give a flying monkey that the rest of the world is exploding in debt. Economics is not the only thing he has no clue on…he’s a big-time racist and doesn’t even know it. And as we have seen in 2008: There is MONEY to be made when you can bet big on that demise…for those who know how to do it….and they did do it.
This out today:
The economy shrank from October through December for the first time since the recession ended, hurt by the biggest cut in defense spending in 40 years, fewer exports and sluggish growth in company stockpiles. The Commerce Department said Wednesday that the economy contracted at an annual rate of 0.1 percent in the fourth quarter. That’s a sharp slowdown from the 3.1 percent growth rate in the July-September quarter.
Obama has pledged to spent even more than he planned. Nobody Wins when you have a nation of idiots running the government. (Or…are they? Their stocks are doing great!)
(Note: Colin hits all the global points: Get kids into the state when their babies: abortion: Minorities get special treatment: to single out illegal immigrants means you’re racist.)
The first part of this deabate is about the economy, it stops around the 4.45 mark if you don’t want to listen to it all.
And by the way, Colin Powell has also admitted that he voted for Obama the first time…BECAUSE he was black I heard him say it.
And it goes on……
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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