Ricky! Ba-ba-LOO! Amnesty by Presidential Decree!
Nobody Remembers
Ricky Ricardo…here we see him expressing the joy that many illegals in the country today are feeling today.
This morning, King Obama decreed by the simple movement of his lips that all illegals be allowed..to stay, and work, and play, and collect more welfare, and bring in more cousins, and then vote for him. Holder will sue any state that forbids the illegals to vote as he is already doing in Florida, you can count on it.
Is this an impeachable act? You bet. Will Obama be impeached? No. Why not? Because, as Rand Paul noted yesterday on Glenn Beck, Congress has lost most of it power. Power has been placed by executive orders into the hands of various government bureaucracies so that Presidents can bypass Congress and be Kings.
So, why are we paying all those millionaires such big salaries again?
Adios America! Obama has just legalized a new Spanish Nation. NO? Well..if there are no jobs, they might not flock here.
The Tower of Babel is now near completion. Nobody can wait to see how the future Spanish speaking poor Mexicans handle the Mosques.
Nobody’s Fool: Mark Twain
After the Civil War and up until WWI, American went into a great ‘transformation.’ The cities exploded with factories, and new technologies, and the idealistic American dream of the lone rugged individual of the founders…were being uprooted. Big politics and big business came crashing in on the new dispensations: Tammany Hall, and the stock manipulators brought about “Black Friday” in 1869. Labor strikes came in 1873, and 1876. In 1886, there were more labor strikes in Chicago.
We went from an agrarian society to an industrial one. Then we got the oil and steel tycoons, and the start of the big humongous multinationals conglomerates we have today.
And one guy, had this to say:
“The eight years in America from 1860 to 1868 uprooted institutions that were centuries old, changed the politics of a people, transformed the social life of half the country, and wrought so profoundly upon the entire national character that the influence cannot be measured.” –Mark Twain
Nobody suggests that if you change those dates to 1992-2012, that statement would very much fit what we are seeing in America today.
We have gone from an agrarian society to a “service” one. (By design) 
America is more fascistic, the people more divided and diverse, our freedoms vanishing, and almost all of our institutions: the family, the churches, our government, and our schools, have been changed so profoundly upon the entire national character…that the influence cannot be measured.
Obama, and many of the globalists, want to change the national character. No more melting pot. No more America.
What would Mark Twain have to say about Obama?
“When angry, count four: when very angry, swear.”
They have “banned” Twain’s masterpiece Huckleberry Finn from our kids…but, it was one of the most profound books against slavery ever written, which brings me to another Mark Twain quote:
“All you need in life is ignorance and confidence, then success is assured.”
So THAT’s how he became President.
Protecting Obama’s Back
Nobody Reports
If you are white, you will probably miss this ad put out by Obama to the black people to “protect his back” –He is asking for four more years of his continuing policies…of free stuff.
His big promise? He will get them college loans. What he doesn’t tell them, is that when they and IF they get out of college, the job market will be even worse than it is today, and what little jobs that will be left will go to the illegal Mexicans! You might have a degree, but you will have to move to China to get a job.
And as for keeping you on his Obamacare, even if you’re black, if you are over 60 and get cancer…you will have to wait in line for treatment just like the white people.
BUT…Obama wants YOU to protect his back!
Nobody’s Perfect: Rivers VS Rickles Vs Lovitz
Nobody’s Perfect
In Hollywood, if you’re not a democrat, you are pretty much run out-of-town, and very few comedians can ignore an election year. Let’s compare shall we, three comedians and their opinions about Obama, and see which one is the MOST perfect:
FIRST: Joan Rivers…never met a liposuction she didn’t want, or an ugly dress she could ignore. Here she critiques the ongoing Republican race for the White House, and notice, when she finally criticizes Obama, Jane Lynch comes in to defend his gray hair. (?)
And then they both “bond” in their feminists glory of being born with uteruses…as if the man has no rights…He’s just a sperm walking–and then they go into the sex jokes…
I’m beginning to think they don’t have any…sex that is. I still like Joan Rivers, but she deserves to stay on the women’s channels, where she can talk about sex changes and viagra to her hearts content.
SECOND: You don’t go on David Letterman and cut down Obama, but that’s exactly what Don Rickles did…and when the Liberal audience was offended, he didn’t care. I’d say, Don Rickles has one up on Joan Rivers, in fact, Nobody would like better than to see Don Rickles tell a few Obama jokes to Joan Rivers.
THIRD: I saved the best for last. John Lovitz is a hilarious actor. His portrayal in the Wedding Singer of a band disco singer was so true to life, I almost couldn’t believe he was not some of the people I’ve seen on karaoke stages. But here, he really lets it go here, about how unfair it is to work hard, and then have a President who wants to take it away.
Lovitz wins the “Nobody’s Perfect, but You’re Pretty Close Award” for the week. This Nobody has now become an even BIGGER fan, and even Lovitz says the offers are pouring in from everywhere.
The contest—- wasn’t even close.
Nobody’s Opinion of George H.W. Bush
Nobody’s Opinion
Fox News had a special on tonight..a tribute to X-President George Herbert Walker Bush, on his 88th birthday, which is Tuesday. It was so lovingly produced that one can only suppose the powerful Bush family and Karl Rove did it up special for the old guy.
Somewhere in the “tribute” they accorded George H.W. Bush’s loss to Bill Clinton due to Ross Perot, but many true conservatives like me, were shocked at the time, to see Ross lose to Bush, who was by all accounts, not much more memorable than the innocuous Gerald Ford.
Daddy Bush has the personality of a friendly ferret, but he had vast political connections, thanks to Prescott Bush…a subject of many books.
When Bush ran, he was elected primarily on the coat wings of Ronald Reagan, who was so beloved, that if “Ronnie” (As Nancy so endearingly called him) had told us all to vote for Yoko Ono, we probably would have.(On condition that she wouldn’t sing.)
I don’t remember anybody really getting excited about 41. He talked with an annoying nasal, reprimanding voice, and was nothing like the dynamic Reagan. To me he looked more like an insurance salesman. He was pretty boring, until ..Desert Storm.
When Daddy Bush came on TV and claimed our “victory” over Saddam, I was in a bar, and I was the ONLY person in that bar who was not cheering at the sight of the bombers flying in celebration. I thought it all a big show for Bush. Sure, the Bush’s always give the credit to the little guy—(Unlike the ego currently in the White House) but don’t think for a minute that they aren’t trying to write stupendous history for themselves. Like the movie stars, they pay people to work on their “brand.”
Nobody was thinking at the time, how hard WAS it to repeal some little country like Iraq? Reagan had left him with a great military. I hated the way Bush acted as if he had gone and saved a poor little defenseless country—even if he did. 
Vietnam, left my generation war weary…and I was one of those people who could not see why any of our leaders go around the world “defending” anyone. …unless of course it’s Britain.
But Desert Storm was sold the way wars are always sold..with noble platitudes…instead of what they are mostly about: protecting U.S. interests, and in that case, it really was about oil, (BP) which by the way, Bush knew a lot about having become a millionaire in the oil business by the time he was 40.
We had a deal with the Saudis Kings. We protect them, they supply us…and in return they keep the OPEC prices reasonable. That was okay— so why not say so? (Wouldn’t you like to know what REALLY goes on behind closed door?)
Daddy Bush always kept that “Aw…sucks, I’m just a little old country boy at heart” game face on. (Which his son mastered with much better technique) But as the years go by, in hindsight…it was Daddy Bush that took us down that “New World Order” road of globalization, which has done untold damage to our country.
When George H.W. was running for President, they didn’t even mention his past hardly at all. All America needed to know was that he was going to carry on Reagan’s policies. Dukakis was weaker than John McCain—he couldn’t lose. And unlike Obama, Daddy Bush was almost overqualified to be President.
Tell me: How many men in the world in one lifetime hold so many top positions before he became President? He was an ambassador to the United Nations, the Chairman of the Republican National Committee, U.S. envoy to China, Director of the CIA, Head of the International Bank, Director of the Foreign Council of Relations, Vice President, then President.
It was the Bush family who pushed us headlong into NAFTA.
Bush’s administration, along with the Progressive Conservative Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney, spearheaded the negotiations of the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), which would eliminate the majority of tariffs on products traded among the United States, Canada, and Mexico, to encourage trade amongst the countries.[70] The treaty also restricts patents, copyrights, and trademarks, and outlines the removal of investment restrictions among the three countries.[70]
You can thank your rotten bananas for that one.
Perot TRIED to warn the American people what would happen to us if we got into NAFTA. Jobs would exit the U.S. like water pouring out of a sieve he said, and he was right. An army of black helicopters shut him up.
What is terribly sad about all this, is we are coming right back into the Bush dynasty again…which is the Rockefeller Rhino Club— “One World Government” party that is running the show. There are a handful of globalists at the top, and they never leave the control. Mitt might be in the White House, but in the background will be the Bush family. Like Putin…waiting for the day when they get the Presidency again.(Jeb?) And then Hillary in 2016? And Obama will go..where…to the United Nations? 
And he’s the worst of them all. (Obama)
(Does anyone else want to GET OFF THIS NEW WORLD ORDER GLOBAL BOAT of EGO NUTJOBS!? AHHHHHHHHHHH!)
At the end of the tribute tonight, it was obvious that the Bush family wanted Daddy’s Bush’s legacy to be getting people to “serve”..They were proud that Bush 41 had gotten 100 million people to “volunteer” their time serving other people.
(That’s his Legacy?)
Jimmy Carter would be proud….Karl Marx would be proud: Obama would be proud…Bob Dylan would be proud…
Why mention this at all? Wait for it…wait for it…
There will be a day when mandatory “service” will be required of all American citizens, and BOTH heads of both parties will be behind it. Now…be good little boys and girls and volunteer to help your neighbor…or else.
Come on Joyanna, that’s will NEVER happen…
Well… did you know that the real reason Obama made 9/11 a “day of service” is because an X President named George Herbert Walker Bush, wanted it?
Gee…why didn’t Obama tell us that? (Who RUNS these people? )
The only “service” we should be giving on 9/11 is our humble service to the families who lost loved ones that day.
It’s about time our Presidents started “serving ” the American people.
ALL of them.
On Tuesday, there might be alot obout Daddy Bush’s great legacy…and feel free to celebrate a President who by all accounts, was better than any democrat…go ahead…but THIS Nobody is holding out for the 4th.
Nobody’s Email: What Germans REALLY Think of Obama
Nobody Gets Email
It might surprise anyone living outside the United States that Americans hardly EVER see anyone outside our country criticizing any U.S. President by our media…On the contrary, we are told that Obama is worshipped the world over. The only place you can find the truth, is on the internet…as in this email.
(Thanks to Pattie)
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You can bet the pro Obama media will never print these pictures! A chuckle amidst the insanity…the world is laughing at our government and the corruption. These floats were part of the annual Carnival Parade in Germany watched by an estimated 3 million people in 3 German cities including Dusseldorf. 




“There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation: One is by sword, the other by debt” …John Adams 1826
“You cannot strengthen the weak, by weakening the strong.” A. Lincoln
“When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty.” T. Jefferson
Nobody Remembers the History of the Horse’s…Behind
Nobody Remembers
Here’s an email that tells you an interesting bit of fun in history and since it’s Friday,…and the “horses’ a$%- ” was just on TV…I thought it was too fun to pass up.
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The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s anexceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatriates designed the U.S. Railroads.
Why did the English build them like that?
Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that’s the gauge they used.
Why did ‘they’ use that gauge then?
Because the people who built the tramways used the same jugs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?
Well if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some old, long distance roads in England, because that’s the spacing of the wheel ruts. 
So, who built those old rutted roads?
Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England) for their legions.
Those roads have been used ever since.
And the ruts in the roads?
Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.
Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore, the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. In other words, bureaucracies live forever.
So, the next time you are handed a specification, procedure, or process, and wonder, ‘What horse’s ass–came up with this?’, you may be exactly right.
Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. 
Now, the twist to the story:
When you see (have seen) a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, you will notice that there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit larger, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses’ behinds. 
So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world’s most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse’s ass. And YOU thought being a horse’s ass wasn’t important!
Now you know, horses’ass control almost everything..explains a lot of stuff doesn’t it?
Nobody’s Fool: David Horowitz
Whenever I hear one of my friends say they “voted” for Obama, I can’t for the life of me figure out that they didn’t see that he was….trouble. Once in power, he has revealed, from his own lips, his Marxists tendencies. He hides his ties with leftist/Marxist buddies, but he still has them all over his administration. So I realized the reason my friends voted for Obama is because they have never really learned the real difference between a democracy, a Republic, communism, socialism, Marxism or fascism.
Oh sure, they’ve heard the words…but I’m sure none of them ever believed in a million years any of that could happen in America. They believe everything they pretty much hear on TV.
That ignorance has been by design.
His parents were communists, whose self-stated goal is combating “leftist indoctrination” in academia. Phil and Blanche Horowitz were long-standing members of the American Communist Party and avid supporters of Joseph Stalin. For nearly a decade, Horowitz’s rejection of Marx remained a private matter. In the spring of 1985, however, Horowitz and longtime collaborator Peter Collier wrote an article for the Washington Post entitled, Goodbye to All That. The article explained their change of views and recent decision to vote for President Ronald Reagan (Wikipedia)
Nobody explains why ‘social justice’ is not what we want better than David:
Far from being progressive, the left’s demands for ‘social justice’, if realized, would destroy the very basis of social wealth…In the modern world, competition is not the contrary of cooperation, but the form that cooperation must take in order to coordinate the activities of millions of people unknown to each other, pursuing goals that are not common and cannot be shared. The profit margin is the engine of wealth not only for the rich but for the poor was well. In the real world, the attempt to plan economic systems produces inefficiency and waste: the attempt to redistribute wealth diminishes well being and individual liberty: the attempt to unify society crushes its freedom: the ambition to make people equal establishes new forms of tyranny and submerges human individuality in totalitarian designs.
Yes, the progressives are really Marxists in disguise. Hard to believe, I know, because Hillary Clinton says she is a proud progressive…and we also have a bucket load of them in Congress, which Allen West pointed out. 
To which Bill Clinton came out right away to nip that in the bud. How DARE he even suggest it! The last thing the progressives want the Americans to know in an election year, is that they believe in the Marxists redistribution/communist party that founded them. So..watch Bill as he protests too much…And you will realize, why many of my friends will vote for Obama…again…(sigh) Nobody Thinks, we need more Davids.
NO…these are NOT the droids you are looking for…
Nobody Remembers the Logan Act
Nobody Remembers
Two important events were happening today around the Capitol: The first was the unveiling of George W. Bush’s and Laura Bush’s Presidential portraits, and the second was the infamous meeting of the world elites: better known as The Bilderberg meeting…which by the way, I just found out…was illegal.
Logan Act, a law passed under the John Adams administration in 1799.
The Logan Act reads as follows:
Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, with intent to influence the measures or conduct of any foreign government or of any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
Ha, Ha, Ha.
First, let me say that George W. looked very depressed today, and almost in tears when he mentioned his father for his “unconditional” love while addressing the ceremony. While his remarks were suppose to be humorous, if you took them literally, he thought the country started out with a George W. and ended with a George W, (himself) and he made Michelle promise to grab his portrait if the White House should come under attack, just like Dolly Madison. She assured him she would.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
These Biderberg meetings have been going on since 1954. Like Skull and Bones it is all done with high secrets. Only the VERY top people of the world attend, and it is said that U.S. Presidents are picked there too. John Edwards appeared there once, but we all know how that ended…
With a get-out-of-jail free card!
Many people are wondering if the Bilderberg Conference is a place that decides the leaders in this world. Bill Clinton and George H.W. Bush both apparently attended Bilderberg conferences in the years prior to election as President. Prior to becoming Prime Minister of England in 1997, Tony Blair was an attendee at the 1993 Bilderberg conference.
This year, they figured they can come out of the closet and let everyone know who was going to be there: The usual are always there: Kissinger, Charlie Rose, John Kerry, Eric Schmidt, Washington Post, Goldman Sachs, Robert Zoelick, China, Russia, USA,…lots of lords and CEO’s, and Queens, and…this year, my personal favorite: Peggy Noonan.
That explains her flip-flop from a Reagan woman to a Obama woman.
According to those who know, this year they are still working on the global agenda of taxing for carbons, (Agenda 21) taxing for this, and that, and whatever else they can figure out. Keeping the elites in power, and in the money, you can be assured is the main motive.
And this year…more power will be lost to the United States, if the U.N. gets it way… which by the WAY…was one of the things that John Adams won when the peace treaty was signed in England after the war: He fought and won the fishing rights off our Northern coasts…one of the things England did not want to give up.
Our source informs us that Bilderberg are keen on fully enforcing the United Nations’ Law of the Sea treaty, which would hand the global body control over all U.S. oceans and force ships to pay a tariff directly to the UN.
But, back to the White House…
There is one thing that Bush said to Obama that was scary to this Nobody. I didn’t take it as a joke: He said that when Obama needed to decide on certain courses as President, he should come and look at George’s picture and ask himself “What would George do?”
Yes, if we are hit with a nuclear strike, what would Obama do? Would he call up George W. Bush and ask for advice?
Ha. Ha. Ha.
No matter what you think of the Bilderberg group, one very important thing sticks out like a red-headed baby in Dubai:
Everyone all over the world is being spied on with camera’s, drones, NSA (yes they were there too) and Google, BUT, we are not allowed to know anything about the people who control the world, the very people who have secretly been meeting for years to discuss how to control the populations. 
John Adams, if he were President, would arrest them all.
Potus Gold
Nobody Wins–
When foreigners make fun of our dope smoking ‘President.” The one thing that really bugged me when I was reading about Obama’s teenage years of dope smokin; was that Volkswagon Bus. It was THE stoner logo of the 1960’s…but Obama’s dope smoking Chom gang was way past that time. What? Was Hawaii in some kind of time warp?
If you saw anyone who had that Volkswagen van, you knew right away that Cheech and Chong were their favorite movies, and they pretty much had no teeth.
So, you have to ask yourself–how did Obama go from being a really big drug addict (remember, he also went on to the harder drugs like cocaine) to become President of the United States? Is it any wonder he thought the concentration camps in Poland were …Polish?
Nobody Applauds Eastwood’s Daughter…
Nobody Wonders
As you know, I have a big thing about ugly purses, especially those that cost thousands of dollars, and believe me, they are all over the place. Go to any upscale mall and you will see hundreds of overpriced bags, most of them, one uglier than the next. 
So…when Clint’s Eastwood’s daughter and her boyfriend destroyed one of those ugly purses for fun I was going, “Alright! Yes! Kill that ugly purse! Scorch that sucker!”
Hey, I got it. For once I got the message….but others evidently programmed by the Marxist revolution were ‘appalled’. How DARE they destroy a $100,000 purse!
Eastwood and Shields – known for his work with video portraits and celebrity photography – decided to publicly demolish a $100,000 crocodile Hermès Birkin bag by setting it on fire before taking a chainsaw to it, all in the name of art. Francesca’s step-mother Dina expressed her disgust at the fact that she even owned a bag worth so much and stating that she does not understand the true value of money. “Some of us actually have to work and live check 2 check, spoiled rotten b***h to burn 100k bag” wrote one angry viewer.
So, the brainwashed, Marxists were all OVER CNN going on about how spoiled Clint’s daughter was, and the poor boyfriend had to come out and defend her.
Personally, I thought it was a fine moment in art history. I wish some guy would take some of those multi-million dollar paintings professed to be “art,” flame them up, and throw them off the Brooklyn Bridge.
I would be there to applaud such a fine moment in Art History.
The real point is, there are all sorts of merchandize sold by the rich every single day that cost under a $100 dollars to make, but are sold for literally thousands…and hey..people with money buy them!
Who are we to say what they can waste their money on? Only a Marxist would moan and groan about it.
I thought it was rather noble myself…one less ugly purse is gone..not to mention, some alligator was slaughtered for this purse. Where was PETA?
There is a restaurant in New York, that will serve you a spoonful of caviar for $90,000. Where’s the beef?
There is a cocktail that is being served up for the Queen’s Jubilee..that goes for $15,500.Where’s the beef?
And most of all, there is a “President” who spends billions just riding in Air Force One everyday, and hands out money (That’s not his to hand out) to all his friends so they reelect him…putting a whole nation of future generations in hock for his lavish lifestyle.
Where’s the beef?
The hypocrisy is overwhelming. So…Nobody applauds the young lovers for doing something this Nobody approves of: ridding the world of a butt-ugly purse not worth the innocent alligator it was slaughtered for.
In fact, I can think of a few other ugly purses they could use. 
Next time, put a picture of Karl Marx inside the alligator purse, along with a side of beef, and throw it to a big guy…who is waiting to be slaughtered and made into a new $100,000 ugly purse.



























