Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Time: It’s Later Than You Think

Nobody’s Opinion

I don’t know if it’s the heat, but I am just so bored of this whole election thing I could scream like a wild monkey on a hot pavement.  I am so tired of hearing Obama is down, Mitt is down—the polls says this: the polls say that–Mitt needs new people, yada yada, yada…

I’m tired of John McCain. I’m tired of Hillary Clinton. I want new faces, fresh ideas… I want a whole new Congress…and people in hell want ice water.

If the voting was held tomorrow, I think an awful lot of people might just stay home. The news of Obama is SO bad, it’s only human to want to turn it off.  What is even worse, is listening to Obama’s people come out and say what a MARVELOUS job he has been doing.

Right…they never mention that Obama was in charge when Moody downgraded the United States for the first time in her HISTORY!

HELLoooooooooooooo!?

And we can’t blame any of that on the President..because…drum roll please: He is black.

Or so he claims. Lately he is starting to look like he is applying white stuff to his face…He’s starting to look like Michael Jackson. He’s already convinced the black folks he is black so now he needs to look more white to get a few more white votes.

Get some sun Mr. ‘President.’

And it’s not just the conservatives suffering. I think back on when Clinton was President and how miserable I was having to watch him on TV for eight years. The liberals had to watch Bush on TV, for eight years. Now the conservatives are being tortured…again..and it gets worse every single time.

It’s like ping-pong torture. When are we going to get a President that EVERYBODY can like? Is that too much to ask before I die? How many more eight years have I got? Just another four more years of Obama, in my lifetime would seem more like 60.

Time is NOT on our side.

I found myself so bored with the whole mess tonight, that I dug out a book called “Durations” by Stuart A. Sandow, so excuse me  if I let off some steam…

For instance it takes—–

60 days: That’s how long it takes for a golden hamster to reach sexual maturity. It’s taken Bill Clinton 60 years—and we’re not sure he’s hit it yet. Bill Maher is right behind him in that department.

It takes—

1 hour: For a dehumidifier to remove a pint of water from a room. It takes only 1 hour for “President” Obama to suck 16 billion dollars of the taxpayers’ money out of us, and he has been known to do it in mere seconds when on Air Force One, with a single stroke of his twenty pens.  

It takes—

14 years: For the average American child to witness 18 thousand violent killings on television. If they play videos, add a few 100 million violent killings onto that.  If you live in Chicago…You know how to kill in your sleep by the time you are 4 and a half.

It takes—

12 minutes: For a bedbug to gorge himself on human blood. The IRS can do it in 4.

It takes—

4 yearsfor light to travel from the nearest star to Earth. It’s also every four years that the American has to go vote for the lesser of the two evils for President: and there IS no light that comes from that moment: Whatever starlight we see goes down a black hole of the U.S. Government, and that hole is getting bigger.  

It takes—

20 seconds: For male chimpanzees to reach climax after initiating sexual relations. Once again, Nobody Thinks of Bill Clinton and Bill Maher. Add Charlie Sheen to that. You know they all hang out together.

It takes—

24 seconds: Which is the period of time an NBA team has to shoot after gaining possession of the ball, 4 seconds more than the chimpanzee climax. Interesting to think about…don’t you think? I see the correlation…you might not.

It takes—

2.5 seconds: For an adult to verify a negative sentence as true or false. Think about this the next time you see a politician dodge a true or false question.

It takes—

24 hours: For the Pentagon to destroy ten to fourteen tons of “secrets” in its basement shredder.  That’s the same amount of time it takes the Obama administration to release Pentagon  “secrets ” to the world.

It also takes—

24 hours: For a supernova a to release as much energy as the sun produces in a billion years. This is no match for the hot air that comes out of all the elites on the planet, which IF we could harness…all our energy problems would be solved forever.

And my personal favorite time is—

3 days; In 3 days— Thomas Edison molded the first incandescent light bulb filament: Jonah got out of the belly of the whale, God delivered the Ten Commandments and Jesus rose up from the dead.

Maybe we should have 3 Presidents! A liberal, a Rhino, and a one who gets to represent the people. He could be the deciding vote. Hey, Obama hates the Constitution…I’m all gain. Come on…I know we all love the Constitution, but what good is it when the President becomes a dictator and

NOBODY STOPS HIM? !

(Sorry…it’s still hot outside, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.)

3 days is also the average time between birth and postnatal depression, so that means that in just about three days…I’m going to regret writing this.

July 9, 2012 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, Congress, conservatives, democrats, Presidents, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Jonathan Krohn VS Victoria Grant

Nobody’s Perfect

I first saw Jonathan Kroch when he was 14, on Fox News. It was clear he was some kind of genius, and the conservatives were thrilled to have such a small and talented little miniature future conservative politician walking among us. But, it seemed, like our Supreme Court leader, Mr. Roberts…Jonathan is no longer the conservative. The little genius has wandered into the German philosophers that ALL universities stuff the most promising minds with. It’s pure socialists propaganda…I know, I thought it was great stuff too when I first read it.

I got over it. Once you get OUT of that university, you realize that it’s a fantasy land, and the German philosophers are better off dead.

Thus Spoke…Nobody.

Here’s what the kid believes:

Gay marriage? In favor. Obamacare? “It’s a good idea.” Who would he vote for (if he could) in November? “Probably Barack Obama.” His favorite TV shows? “The Daily Show” and “The Colbert Report.” His favorite magazine? The New Yorker. And, perhaps telling of all, Krohn is enrolling this
fall at a college not exactly known for its conservatism: New York University.

“I started reflecting on a lot of what I wrote, just thinking about what I had said and what I had done and started reading a lot of other stuff, and not just political stuff,” Krohn said. “I started getting into philosophy — Nietzsche, Wittgenstein, Kant and lots of other German philosophers. And then into present philosophers — Saul Kripke, David Chalmers. It was really reading philosophy that didn’t have anything to do with politics that gave me a breather and made me realize that a log of what I said was ideological blather that really wasn’t meaningful. It wasn’t me thinking. It was just me saying things that I had heard so long from people that I thought were interesting and just came to believe for some reason, without really understanding it. I understood it enough to talk about it but not really enough to have a converstion about it.”

Trust me folks, the fact that he likes Obamacare shows that he doesn’t understand a thing he is reading, NOW either!

Now, compare him to this young girl, Victoria Grant. She is reading her opinions here, but it’s very obvious she understand it completely. She has much more common sense, and is not effected in the least, by the thrill of herself, as Jonathan is.

If I had to pick which one of these kids was going to go far in life, I’d would pick Jonathan. It’s obvious, he has the gift of gab….much like his favorite candidate, Obama. Nevertheless, fame isn’t everything.

Nobody Thinks the young girl…has the higher intellect. 

Still, compared to the rest of the kids at their age, both of these young people are marvelous. When I was their age, I was wandering along the beaches at night, picking up seashells, and staring at the stars… 

July 2, 2012 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Justice Roberts

Nobody’s Fool

Nobody (me) was not very surprised today when the conservative top Supreme Court Judge, John Roberts, put on the court by George W. Bush, basically sided with a socialist President, went against all sanity and said that Obamacare not only was constitutional, but Congress could just gather all that money to pay for it, as a tax.

Why was I not surprised?

 Because, my friends of so little memory— the Supreme Court has ruled against the Constitution before: They said that corporations were people—so that hundreds of big multinational companies and billionaires  could buy public offices. They threw out a citizens’ right to his property–one of the very basic rights fought for by our founders. Now, if a big company sees fit, they can just come in and take your property for the “good of the people”.

Those two unconstitutional things, didn’t hit too many people’s lives: THIS one does.

This is no surprise. I had a sinking feeling in my gut when Justice Roberts said that Justice Kagen didn’t have to excuse herself from this transformative decision.  Obviously, by law, she was required to do so. But he waved his hand and said, “Oh we’ll be fine.” That’s because he already knew what he was going to do.

So, why does he get the Nobody’s Fool award today? Everyone is upset— beyond themselves with horror at the ruling no one thought was possible. (Except the dingbats of course)  So why? According to all he is a traitor of freedom, justice, and the country.

Because— the judge just took a bullet for the “cause.” The cause being, the White House. I imagine it was for the Bush’s.

Ask yourself: Who benefits from this? What chess pieces were in play in this war for the control of power?

Who benefits? Mitt Romney.

Let’s just say that I believe Roberts took one for the big Rhinos. The globalists. The established Rockefeller/Bush dynasty that we have all witnessed in action. One by one, the people’s choice for a government ruled by the people was knocked off in the primaries. Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Herman Cain, and Michelle Bachmann were all closer to the people. Not Mitt. He was the last pick of them all…and then viola…the nomination just fell right into his lap.

The big insurance companies will benefit from this, and we are all pretty much screwed.

Did you notice Obama’s speech was pretty lame? I honestly think he wasn’t expecting this. Everyone knew that Obamacare was clearly unconstitutional. The Rhino’s have just moved their chess piece

CHECKMATE, Mr. Obama. Your move. This wasn’t a victory for Obama, on the contrary, it’s a Trojan horse full of political lead.

Mitt Romney needs the tea party, who are still not sure of him. Watch for him to cater to that group, with lots of talk about the “founders.”  The race is close. If this had been overtruned, Mitt, who is not the liar or the speaker that Obama is, might have left one too many people staying home.

The Rhinos want the White House–it was a necessary move.

Would Roberts do such a thing for the ‘elites’ ?

He just did.

But, here’ s the question: Will Mitt do as he promised..repeal ObamaCare the day he gets in office?

Does he have that power? Will it stay regardless? Will other fascist chess pieces be moved to saddle America with high taxes forever with NIETHER party getting the blame? Both parties working for the people who pay them? 

Is this all smoke and mirrors?

Do any of us trust our government anymore? I sure don’t. 

Is it already too late? Nope. Never.

Justice John Roberts gets the Nobody’s Fool award for the week. He just gave Mitt the White House, unless Obama plays another card….

We shall see, what happens then.

June 28, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Obamacare | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Jimmy Carter VS Elmo

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have two very important world figures trying to take the spotlight with their grievances, Jimmy Carter and Elmo. I was going to go for Cher this week, because she keeps ranting that the Tea Party people are all racist… but…why? Elmo at this point is much more interesting.

Let’s start with that pontificating putterer, x-President Jimmy Carter, who no doubt is still wondering if we have aliens on the planet, because he is looking for the Carter family tree.  I’m convinced he could be of alien descent because I can’t think of any recent x President that dislikes America as much as he does.

Notice I said X American President.

Carter is STILL knocking America…and that’s because America threw him out of office because he put on his sweater one day in the Oval Office, looked the American people straight in the eye, and told America to turn down their thermostats and get out our ugliest sweaters, because we were basically all energy hogs and it was our fault (not his) that we had to wait in long lines to get gas.

It didn’t go over too well.

Once Ronald Reagan came to save the day, we couldn’t WAIT for Jimmy to go back to his peanut farm. But did he? Nooooooo, he had to continue to torture us with all his opinions…like how the election of Hugo Chavez was a good one. Once Jimmy Carter agreed to do an interview in Playboy, Nobody thought  that if there were any redeeming qualities Jimmy might have had…class was not one of them. He has been one of the noisiest and litigious pathological anti American President ever to grace the Oval Office, but..yesterday–he just might have gone too far.

He is now attacking Obama…Lions and Tiger and Bears…OH MY!

Jimmy Carter, America’s 39 the president, denounced the Obama administration for “clearly violating” 10 of the 30 articles of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, writing in a New York Times op-ed on Monday that the “United States is abandoning its role as the global champion of human rights. In addition to the drone strikes, Carter criticized the current president for keeping the Guantanamo Bay detention center open, where prisoners “have been tortured by water boarding more than 100 times or intimidated with semiautomatic weapons, power drills or threats to sexually assault their mothers.”

Notice the words “intimidated.”

Actually, if a Muslim really believed that some American soldier was really going to sexually assault their mother, then he deserved to be water boarded for stupidity alone.

And even though Jimmy has protected Muslims all over the world, this time he has maybe stepped over the…x –tow the Party democratic line.

And then there’s Elmo.  Evidently Elmo is claiming that the Jews are ruining the world, (see video) something Mel Gibson once said to a cop. So many kids were around while Elmo was losing his mind trying to tell people that the Jews were taking over, a guy in another stupid costume had to get him to shut up.

Who made the biggest blooper this week?

How do you compare?  I can’t. Both of them are stupid.

And speaking of stupid—Kim Kardashion had this to say about herself and the Virgin Mary:

“I think if I’m 40 and I don’t have any kids and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated, I would feel like Mary — like Jesus is my baby. When I did want to have sex the first time, I was almost 15,” she told Winfrey — just like the Virgin Mary said in the Gospel of Matthew.

She told this to Oprah. Word has not come in if she was on drugs, or if the Catholic Church might be considering working with Kim to redo the Virgin Mary statues with Kim Kardashion statues ..or not.  Somehow Kim completely missed the point that you have to be a VIRGIN to be Mary.

I’m beginning to think I should have compared Cher to Kim this week: The Botox Devil and the Virgin Mary.

Still somewhere I just know, that Jimmy Carter has lusted for them both.

Therefore, Elmo wins by default. Congratulations Elmo! Jimmy Carter and Egypt await you.  

June 26, 2012 Posted by | Cher, Entertainers, History, politics, Presidents, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Sour Pickle Pickings

Nobody’s Opinion

This feels much worse..it’s like I just ate a sour pickle.  Here we are, pretty sure that the next Presidential race will be between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama in 2012. It’s depressing to me simply because Mitt seems like George W. Bush’s secret half-brother. It’s almost as if he’s their puppet. They’ve personally handed him the GOP crown, and wouldn’t do that if there wasn’t strings attached. 

The Bush’s are globalists…the corporations will come before the many. Not that that’s a bad thing, we all like McDonalds, but the global multi-national corporations have sucked the life out of America’s middle class. BUT….Obama is a Marxist and presents a much more dangerous scenario if he is elected. Still, I don’t want to eat this sour pickle again.

I hated voting for McCain. And I know I will “hold my nose” again and vote for Romney simply because Obama will take America down faster than any man running. He already has. And I’m still not so sure his election is in the bag. Look at what happened to McCain and Hillary.

On every channel now we are hearing from Jeb Bush…pushing his opinion. Since when did Jeb Bush become a major player on the national scene? Two very important -X Bush babies have a big seat on Fox News: Karl Rove and Dana Lash, are both pushing hard for Mitt. Sarah Palin very wisely saw the writing on the wall and didn’t run.  

And then this video just came out. Marco Rubio, the very popular Hispanic Senator from Florida, I’m sure had a lot of help from Jeb Bush in getting that Florida Senatorial office. Now, Marco Rubio is a fine young man, but..he’s no Allen West.

Here he is saying, “When I’m Vice President”…say what? So, you’ve already been told you’re going to be VP?  

Listen to this tape. Marco Rubio seems to be overly optimistic to many of us. Here in Middle America, we are witnessing one business after another closing down, lights off..our very Republic going down the drain….and he’s excited about what we are doing in the rest of the world?

What exactly ARE we doing in the rest of the world? And if it’s so good, how come we aren’t doing it here?

We are curing aids in Africa? That’s what he is excited about?  That’s why we should be excited for him if he becomes our VP? Or is this just his way of becoming popular with black voters? Or more to the point, isn’t this the “global” world vision of the Bush’s? He is now getting on the band wagon.

I feel like I’m coming full circle again. Sour grapes. Sour thoughts. I’m a sour pickle today.  

Mitt needs Rubio because Rubio is very popular with the Mexicans and Cubans.  And this Nobody has thought for a long time that McCain was picked to lose so that the changes that the globalists wanted to make—- that New World Order that Daddy Bush articulated…could be made by Obama, (Health Care, more executive power) and then everyone would gladly vote for the GOP after Obama. All they had to do was wait four years. After all, Obama has carried out the war in Iraq, and Afghanistan, much as Bush would have done. Once he got into office he basically carried out Bush’s foreign agenda’s, did he not?

And the Bush’s are all about getting rid of the border. The New World Order has always included bringing as many Mexicans into the country as they possible could. Even Bill Clinton has admitted the necessary of filling the gap that will be left after the aging population.

To them, it’s simply pragmatic.  America WILL be half Spanish by 2050. I’ve heard Jeb Bush say that with loving eyes.  To us, it’s nightmare…America will be gone. Unless all our children start reproducing like crazy—-we will be outnumbered. Pat Buchanan is right. The numbers don’t lie. And the new Mexicans are not being forced to become ‘Americans.’ Not at all.

 If Marco Rubio becomes VP—we pretty much have the answer to WHY the Republican Party has been so silent about Obama not being born an American Citizen.  Marco Rubio does not qualitfy under our Constitution either.  But, he will be key in the next election.

Donald Trump, who once lead the pack on the birther issue, got together with Mitt Romney, and now..is quiet on the whole issue, which if Marco is being picked as VP, would make sense.

So, what do the rest of us do?

We keep fighting….and fighting more. But get ready..we are going to have to swallow a lot of sour pickles. Karl Rove is counting on it.

April 23, 2012 Posted by | Allen West, American Culture, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, The Bush Dynasty, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Monopoly or Mobopoly?

Nobody’s Opinion

“It has been demonstrated again and again, from Imperial Rome to Weimar Germany, that epidemic greed is a symptom not of reveling in present triumphs but of a fear that the game is winding down.”–Laurence Shames(1951) “Wall Street Greed is Fueled by Fear” 15 June 1989

Monopoly. Remember that game? I do. I hated it when I was a kid. It was long, it was boring, and my brother always won…every single time. And here I was too many years later…losing again.

Last Friday night it was a night of, “Let’s get away from the Television shall we?” for the family. We have been playing Monopoly on the Holidays gatherings and I always  lose. I was becoming the laughing stock of the family. So…Friday night, I was determined to win. To war. To kill. I was going to be ruthless, something that is completely against my character as a human being.  I watched the other player’s strategies, took the best from each player, and went for the throat.

And I was..ruthless. Not only was I the only player who had any buildings on their properties, I had all the money. ALL the $500 dollars were stacked high in my slots, after I had emptied out the bank with all my winnings.  I had all the railroads, all the utilities, just the right properties, and every time any player landed on my property, it cost them over $1,000. I had  hotels on every piece I owned.

As I watched the faces of my family, members that I have watched time and again…winning, I could see the surprise, the depression, the hopelessness drain from their faces. It wasn’t just a game anymore. I was winning. I was ecstatic, I wanted it all. I wanted to “do it again.”

Now, I’m no psychologist, but there is a theory that to “win” at anything, you must plan, strategize, and show no mercy. Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Rockefeller…politicians… they all play that game.

And winning is the best feeling in the world. Why had I always never tried to win? Was it because I didn’t want to hurt others feelings? That was part of it. Somehow the Christian upbringing came into it. I didn’t like to make people feel bad. I wanted them to like me.

But, I did notice, that unlike when I was a kid, now, I really didn’t care that the other players felt bad … After all…it’s a game. I told myself.

Exactly.  It’s the game. And I thought…is this how it feels to grab the millions on Wall Street?

Whoa.

So, where did this game that everyone has played all over the world come from?

History reports that Charles B. Darrow of Germantown, Pennsylvania, showed the game to the executives of Parker Brothers, during the depression of 1934. It was very similar to one patented in 1904 by Lizzie J. Maggie, a Quaker woman from Virginia. The game was called,  The Landlord’s Game, and was based on the philosophy that the renting of land and real estate produced an unearned increase in land values that profited a few individuals (landlords) rather than the majority of the people (tenants). It was intended to illustrate the negative aspects of concentrating land in private monopolies.

Former Wall Streeter Derk Solko explains, “Monopoly has you grinding your opponents into dust. It’s a very negative experience. It’s all about cackling when your opponent lands on your space and you get to take all their money.”

And isn’t that what the world has witness these last few years? The bankers (with the help of our politicians) went wild, lost trillions, and the whole world collapsed. They did not go to jail, and they passed GO so many times they had to close hundreds of banks just to keep up.  

Or was this a planned collapsed?

While communists like Van Jones use the fact that a bunch of Wall Street thugs got together with a bunch of American Presidents (Van Jones leaves out all politicians) to monopolize the very essence of our money to —spread his communist message around….he just wants that rich to “give it back.”– It’s the wrong way to approach the problem.

The problem is, the rich will never give it back. He’s sitting on Boardwalk with three hotels. It will be the other players on the board that will be placing the money in the pot.  

Because of this tremendous greed that we have witnessed…there is a big push to get rid of capitalism, but it’s not capitalism that is bad, it’s the monopolies formed by governments with their hands in the pockets of multinational companies, some of whom have more money than most countries, that kicks us all off the board.

Nobody Thinks that there is definelty a  well planned global monopoly strategy.

The rest of us want the monopolies of global multinational companies to be broken up and allow more competition, and have us all get a piece of the pie that way. But that’s not part of the plan. Like in Monopoly, once you hold the most property, you almost always win.

Unless you change the game.
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Nobody Wonders how much the game of Monopoly has influenced the adults walking around on Wall Street at the moment? Or our politicians?
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Nobody Thinks that the sheer joy of winning and smashing your competition must be addicting. Heck, if I can get so ‘high’ off a simple game of Monoploy, what kind of “high” do people like George Soros get? Like synapses in your brain being formed to desire cocaine, the same desire to devour your competition to a pulp without caring a hoot about how many lives it destroys, might have started with that feeling that you got as a child winning Monopoly.

I’m not so sure it was a good thing that I never took the game seriously. If Monopoly was invented to teach children about the horrible effects of what can happen when one person has all the control to take all your money, it didn’t really do a very good job. Instead we got a lot of people addicted to winning at all costs, and then smashing everything else around them.  

In the United States, men running monopolies have broken the bank of America….just like I did, and I can bet you, every man guilty of that, Corzine, Bernanke, the Goldman Sacks, Barney Franks…—they all feel like they just won a game of Monopoly. Hoo-rah. It’s not about caring about the world, it’s about winning the game.

And the game is still on: Mobopoly. Pick your pieces, hold onto your money… and roll.

April 1, 2012 Posted by | communism, corruption, economy, Global Government, Globalization, Goldman Sachs, History, Life, Presidents | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Are Future Presidents Already Picked?

Nobody Wonders

Here’s the most exciting video of the week so far— that only a handful of media outlets are posting because in it, a man considered by our elites, on the very bottom of the totem pole of those despicable, meat-eating, gun-toting, family loving, racist pollutors…call the common man, is to be ignored…even if he is telling the truth.

It’s not the surprising connection between the rich capitalists wannabe communist Ayers family and Obama, or the fact that they paid for his education..OR the fact that he seems to be posing in every picture for his future role as lovable dictator of the world, or that he was a foreigner…but those facts seem tiny compared to the fact that someone had told Obama, and obviously reassured him beyond all doubt, that someday he was going to be President of the United States.

This “fact” was also told to Bill Clinton when he was at Yale…because Hillary Clinton informed some of their closest friends, before she was married to him, that Bill was going to be President of the United States some day. Also said with complete confidence.

Nobody Thinks…if that is the case, that the Democratic party can pick and choose, and GROOM their future democratic presidents…who is picking the Republican Presidents? And if the fix is already in…what do they do..agree to take turns? Will we get Mitt, Hillary, then Jeb?

You might dismiss this video as silly but Jerome Corsi is a very fine journalist and world renown traveler, who works for WND…the Online News outlet that broke this story.

Now, excuse me while I, as the nobody that I am, do not get to pick any future President, but some very nasty weeds in my yard…where I will be thinking about this very video whilst I attack my yard with more than the usual fervor.

March 22, 2012 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Barack Obama, communism, conspiracy, corruption | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Democracy

Nobody Gets Email

This was another one that took my eye. After you read these gems, you realize that the closest a liberal gets to history is remembering who they were sleeping with the night before.

Enjoy! (Thanks to Pattie)

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 In 1887 Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinborough, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years prior:
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“A democracy is always temporary in nature: it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up unitl the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse over loose fiscal policy, (which is) always followed by a dictatorship.”

“The average age of the world’s greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:

From Bondage to Spiritual faith:

From spiritual faith to great courage:

From courage to liberty:
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to complacency:
From complacency to apathy:
From apathy to dependence:
From dependence back into bondage.”


The Obituary follows: Born 1776, Died 2012.

It doesn’t hurt to read this several times.

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Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul, Minnesota, points out some interesting facts concerning the last Presidential election:

Number of States won by Obama: 19: McCain: 29

Square miles of land won by Obama: 580,000: McCain: 2,427,000

Population of counties won by Obama: 127 million: McCain: 143 million

Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by :Obama: 13.2: McCain: 2.1

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Professor Olson adds:

“In aggregate, the map of the territory McCain won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country. Obama territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in low income tenements and living off various forms of government welfare…”

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Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the “complacency and apathy” phase of Professor Tyler’s definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation’s population already having reach the “governmental dependency” phase.

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If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegal’s and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

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If you in favor of this, then by all means, delete this message. If you are not, than pass this along to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom. This is truly scary! Of course we are not a democracy, we are a Constitutional Republic. Someone should point this out to Obama. Of course we know he and too many others pay little attention to The Constitution. There couldn’t be more at stake in 2012.

 

February 25, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Constitution, Obama | , , , | 2 Comments

George Washington’s Little Black Book

Nobody Reports

It’s President’s Day...named after George Washington’s Birthday on the 22nd, but later people tried to get whatever favorite President they could in it.

I say…leave it to George.

Before George Washington became the great leader that he was…there was a real reason he was so loved. When he was younger, he carried a little book around with him called, “Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior.” There are 110 rules in this book. Here’s a few of them:

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Rule No. 2: When in company, put not your hands to any part of the body, not usually discovered.

Nobody Wonders: Imagine George Washington watching Michael Jackson singing “Beat it.”

Rule No. 7: Put not off your clothes in the presence of others, nor go out your chamber half-dressed.

Nobody Wonders: Imagine George going to a strip club at Mardi Gras, or even seeing Barney Frank giving a speech on the floor of the Congress.

Rule No. 24: Do not laugh too much or too loud in public.

Nobody Wonders: George would not have liked my father, who could wake the dead with his laugh whenever we went to the movies. 

Rule No. 41: Undertake not to teach your equal in the art himself professes, it savours of arrogance.

Nobody Wonders:  Obama would have annoyed George to no ends. He lives and breathes it.

Rule No. 57: Associate yourself with men of good quality, if you esteem your reputation: for it is better to be alone than in bad company.

Nobody Wonders: So..is that why Obama said he was asleep in Jeremiah Wright’s church all those year?

Rule No. 76: While you are talking, point not with your finger at him of whom you discourse nor approach too near him to whom you talk, especially to his face.

Nobody Says: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Rule No. 82: Undertake not what you cannot perform, but be careful to keep your promise.

Nobody Wonders what George Washington would think of any of today’s politician.

And my personal favorite

Rule No. 110: Labour to keep alive in your breast that little celestial fire called conscience.

And that’s what is missing from our leaders of today. The fire of conscience, was left upon the shining hill, stomped into mud, slashed with lies, covered with cash, and only comes out from under the rock, for brief moments, usually during elections.

Happy Birthday George! We wish you were here.

February 20, 2012 Posted by | humor, Presidents | , , , , | 5 Comments

Obama’s Real Mantra Should Be: “Change, and Control.”

Nobody’s Opinion

How many times have you heard someone say, “They don’t make things like they used to.” ? Well they don’t. And there’s a good reason for that.  

Once America was famous for the quality of its products. Once upon a time, there was pride in craftsmanship, in even such little things as toasters.  We are living in the ‘post-industrial’ future where the pace is hard to keep up with…and how can we? Now, it’s almost cheaper to buy…say a new vacuum cleaner, than to get it fixed.  And there’s a reason for that too: profit. The less life years a product has,  the quicker you have to replace it. The more the company makes. How do you think Bill Gates got to be so rich? Do all the updates on Windows really have vast improvements over the last? Was Windows 7 that much of an improvement over Windows XP? Or are these yearly updates carefully planned in order to make the most profits?

I was once very naive to the business world, and I learned this lesson the hard way: I remember talking to the  President of a company that manufactured souvenir baseballs in China with team players pictures on it. I was looking for a company to “license” my patented ideas, and I had wanted to make a product that lasted….like a baseball. I wanted my product to be a sports collectable much like his.

He told me I was wrong. He wouldn’t make my product unless it was made cheaply, and as a throwaway. We argued that point for an hour. His reasoning was profits would triple if the product was cheap and had to be bought over and over, but it bothered me. Since I wanted to sell the product in the many sports arenas, the last thing I wanted to see was thousands of these things being discarded on parking lots after the games.

To make it not a “throw away” item,  would have cost only a few cents more. (In China of course.)  I found out, that I didn’t really belong in the world of business, because my main motive was not profit.  I wanted to make something of quality, something to treasure, and use for as long as possible. But in this world of buy, use, replace, buy it again..use it again…replace–we throw away everything now.  Including our Constitution…but I’ll address that later.

In the book Future Shock, Alvin Toffler explains that billions of people on the planet are going to go into shock with the upcoming changes and transience of the future world.

“In this difference lies the contrast between past and future, between societies based on permanence, and the new fast forming society based on transience.  Instead of being linked with a single object over a relatively long period of time, (Nobody says, like our first husband and first wives) we our linked for brief periods with the succession of objects that supplant it.”

And Alvin is not just talking about the next IPAD. He is talking about political systems too.

There are “rulers’ in the world who want to change the Constitution, and representative governments with unelected elites chosen by a handful of the very rich and powerful. Right now, that’s the fight in the EU.

 Recently, one of America’s very old, Supreme Court Justices, Ruth Baden Ginsburg, while visiting Cairo, told the reporters there that the revolutionaries taking over Egypt should not look to our Constitution for help.

“I would not look to the U.S. Constitution, if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012,” Ginsburg said in an interview on Al Hayat television last Wednesday. “I might look at the constitution of South Africa. That was a deliberate attempt to have a fundamental instrument of government that embraced basic human rights, have an independent judiciary. It really is, I think, a great piece of work that was done.”

Nobody Wonders what she was doing advising revolutionaries in Cairo in the first place. Obvious to this Nobody— she was sent by ‘President Obama” who gave her a big hug at his State of the Union speech. Something that our founders would have never dreamed of happening. And speaking of our founders…

Our founders made a product of the greatest invention: The Constitution was of the finest quality ever produced by mankind. It was built to last forever.  And Obama is out to destroy it, because he believes in “change.”

He wants to replace a Lamborghini with a Volkswagen Beetle.  A Rolex with a plastic dime store watch. Beethoven with Yoko Ono. He wants to replace freedom and creativity, with fascism.

And he’s doing it. The powerful in Washington do not want to be limited anymore to the rules of the Constitution. They are all rich. They are all powerful, and none of them have to live by the same rules as the people. They are no longer afraid.

And they are not going to stop talking about  “change”—change our constitution, which Obama has said is old, change our customs, our culture, our way of life, and our children’s future in the name of “progress.”

Yes, they are the proud progressives. And they have brainwashed whole generation of our kids to think of constant “change” as  a good thing.  But as any Tibetan can tell you..not all change is good.

My grandmother would have been the first to tell you how wonderful her first Model T Ford was, and how great it was to fly, and how good her doctor was. The technological advances that happened in her lifetime were much greater  than what we have seen even today.  As  much as you can get excited about the computer and the internet…compared to the invention of the airplane and the automobile…really?

And all these advances were done, by the United States because of the quality of our institutions. And these great American institutions  are being demolished as we speak.

Green energy is being sold as the future…but whose future is it going to benefit? There is absolutely no advantage to using “food ” as fuel, or mandating light bulbs with mercury inside. Or making electric cars that can only travel fifty miles, Or printing money out of thin air in order to save dividends for the rich. These are not quality products. These are not products of progress. These are simply products that will make a certain few elites like Al Gore get incredibly richer.  

And who is going to benefit when they replace “capitalism” with fascism?

One thing is sure: If Obama is elected again, the progressives will change so many things in our country, that in the future, the ONLY thing that won’t change…will be the same old boring and dictatorial political  faces on our TV’s forever.

February 20, 2012 Posted by | Obama | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Margaret Thatcher and the Fog of Davos

Nobody’s Opinion:

There was a terrible car accident on Florida’s highway 95 this weekend. Nine people were killed because of fog. In fact, there was so much fog that the ambulance and police had trouble finding the wounded once they got to the scene. That’s pretty much sums up the state of the world right now. If you watch the news, it looks like most of the people in the world are in a fog: mentally, spiritually, and economically.

Riots, riots, riots, and more riots.  

Everyone is realizing what exactly has happened, and is going to happen, and the masses are enraged. The wonderful globalization plans put in place by the top leaders of the world has lead to a plutocratic elite whose secret and not-so-secret meetings have been used to steal untold trillions from the citizens below and they have used that money to further engineer the designing of the planet for mostly their benefit.
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This isn’t a wacko conspiracy..it’s right there in front of us—but keeping us all in the fog about it has been one of reasons why we all feel so lost. We THINK we see an evil shape in the road ahead, but it’s too foggy to figure it out.
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As you can see from the words of Margaret Thatcher, this consolidation of a few unelected elite at the top controlling the money and therefore the lives of the global populations has been gaining momentum for quite some time now. Today, England is trying to keep it’s sovereignty, from the unelected elite in the EU, and it’s a hard fight.

Last week in Davos, Switzerland (What a better place for the rich to feel safe…hidden high in the mountains.) where the elite meet openly each year… Klaus Schwab said he remained a deep believer in free markets but that capitalism is out of whack and needs to be fixed “to serve society.”

It’s the “needs to be fixed” that bothers me. There was nothing wrong with capitalism in the first place. Transferring trillions of dollars from the taxpayers of the United States to bail out banks all over the world is hardly what anyone would call “capitalism.” But that’s not the point is it? From 2002 to 2007, 65 percent of all income growth in the United States went to the top 1 percent of the population. No matter how you want to slice that…the rich are doing fine after the great “recession” the rest of us, are not.

I know. I know…you might say..Joyanna, Obama is using class warfare to justify his socialistic ways. And that’s certainly true. But Obama lies. If he really believed what he was saying, that we should take more from the rich…he would have NEVER bailed them out in the first place, making the poor people of the Unites States pay for all those big ‘evil’ companies and banks. He believes in redistribution alright..he redistributed all our money to the rich. And so did George W. Bush.

What if Obama is not different than a Romney, or a Newt, or even a Rick Santorin? What if, the network of the rich elites are all tied together? According Chrystia Freeland, in her article in the Atlantic, (Jan. 20111) “The New Ruling Class, How the Global Elite is Leaving You Behind”..that’s exactly the case.

According to her, (And she should know, she hangs out with them.)  they go to the same hotels, fly private jets, and they all have many homes in many countries. And they stick together. They do not have, nor do they care to have, any affiliation with any one nation. It’s a borderless world, but to the few hundred elite, it’s a small one.

As we watch Romney battle Newt in Florida, we take note: Now that corporations can run attacks ads on Presidential candidates and whoever has the most companies with the most money in their pockets, gets the permission to pass GO. Their payback is big. GE—who gave millions to Obama’s election, paid no taxes last year on their $14 billion dollar profit. Jeffery has hotels on Boardwalk. GE will try hard to get Obama elected again. It’s the least they can do for their shareholders, right? It’s the same with all the green energy plants that Obama gave billions to. They gave to him first.

So, do we still have a government that represents us? Here’s why you can be sure, whoever gets elected will always put the elites who gave them money, before YOU.

The proof is right before our eyes: When a man like John Corzine misplaces $60 billion dollars of other people’s money, and no one even arrests him, what does that tell you?

A. They are all stupid B. They just like the guy. C. He personally handles their stock portfolios. D. The corruption in Washington is all pervasive. E. He’s one of them. F. All of the above.

Not one person in Congress was even outraged. They gave him a “mock” scolding and he was let go.

Here’s more proof of this elite plutocracy, composed of our top politicians and multinational CEO’s:

Obama puts a woman on the Supreme Court who will be the deciding vote in keeping the unconstitutional Obama health care law of the land. The law says, since Sonia Sotomayor helped get the law  passed, she should excuse herself from the process, because she shouldn’t be allowed to judge that which she help create: But Justic Roberts, the head of the Supreme Court, a George W. Bush appointee says: No. She’s okay.

NO? The Supreme Court does not even obey its own laws?

And how about that big difference between the parties? They are blending together like sugar in molasses.

We see Chris Christie, the ‘conservative’ New Jersey Governor who was Ann Coulter’s vision of a political Elvis; joining the Wall Street guy Mitt, and wanting to pass the tax and trade bills. More jobs will be killed. More money will go to the top. More small businesses will fold. And that’s the point. It’s the plan. All new patents must be owned by the multinationals. Entrepreneurship by the individual will be destroyed. That’s not capitalism, that’s fascism…our government is helping them.
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Now as we find out that our Congress has been getting rich off of insider trading, oops, do they get punished for that crime? Nope. (I don’t care if they ‘let’ themselves get by with it, it’s still a crime.)   

Obama wants to pass a law. Not that it will matter. Our elite politicians can break any law, and go unpunished. They don’t even have to pay taxes…or go by Obamacare.

They are a rich elite class. They fly on our dime, wine on our dime, and don’t care.

Three analysts at Citigroup said that “The World is divided into two blocs, the Plutonomy and the rest.” Alan Greespan said that the growth in economic inequality is a national crisis. Occupy Wall Street is in every city now, and the elites at Davos are worried. This was their conclusion:
They have no answers to the widening inequality gap, but a mounting realization that economic growth must include the poor, that job creation is critical, and that affordable food, housing, health care and education need to be part of any solution. –AP

Nobody Says: Nice press release.

Frankly, I don’t think they are worried at all. One of the CEO of the world’s largest hedge funds said that his investment committee often discusses the question of who wins and who loses and his senior colleagues had said that the hollowing out of the middle class didn’t really matter.

“His opinion was that if the transformation of the world economy lifts four people in China and India out of poverty and into the middle class, and meanwhile means one America drops out of the middle class, that’s not such a bad trade.”

Here in the U.S., we have lived so very long in the richest and freest nation on the planet, that we can’t imagine our country not recovering from the spiral we see ahead of us. The rich are getting scared, and to hide their riches from the “people” and governments that wish to tax their riches, they now put all their wealth in philanthrocapitalistic foundations, where no one can touch it. They live in guarded communities, on yachts, and planes.

It’s not that the rich are getting rich that bothers most people: it’s that they are taking over our lives, and affecting the future of the planet. It doesn’t matter how many Global initiatives or Linda and Bill Gates foundations are formed. They can’t feed us all. And that’s why many of them just want us all to die off. Obamacare will help that along. 
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But here’s the good news: The slave trade didn’t last forever….and neither will the global plutocrats. After the fog lifts, and the damage is seen, good people, like Margaret Thatcher will come about.

You can’t keep the whole world in a fog forever. There are many lights ahead. We just have to find them.

January 30, 2012 Posted by | Global Government, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Dung Beetles VS Donkey Semen

Nobody’s Notes

This was a strange week, wasn’t it? It was like we were all forced to drink a full glass of donkey semen chased down with a shot of urine. I would have NEVER thought of that vision, if the TV. program, The Fear Factor, didn’t make it one of its challenges for its contestants. Nobody is going to use it for good measure. So, in honor of the fine minds at The Fear Factor, mental visions will be used to sum up the more absurd events from the past week.

Donkey Semen: Everyone this week was out to pour donkey semen down the throat of Newt Gingrich. He has been so stuffed with the stuff, its foaming out of his mouth. A big spurt came from Bob Dole the OTHER great Republican Presidential loser, who basically just complained about Newt carrying ice buckets around the capital instead of the usual Washington shit, and nobody knew why.  His big ethics crime? He took the college course he taught, off on his taxes, something every poor taxpayer in the United States would find reasonable.

glass of donkey semen

Compare that to Nancy Pelosi’s (the last house speaker) vast stock market gains and her personal manipulations of her office, to give herself billions of stock dividends with her power as Speaker, and Newt looks like a little boy stealing a piece of bubble gum, next a woman who just stole the state of Montana. We have MOUNTAINS of donkey semen floating down that woman. (Okay, do NOT picture that.)

And speaking of mountains…

Today,  a rich man of Davos, admitted: They are calling Mitt Romney:  “The Bartender.” Mitt will pretty much serve up anything you want, they said, and none of them are planning on losing any of their stock dividends: Mitt is the rich man with the Fannie and Freddie stock they hope gets elected: and speaking of rich men with stocks…

Glass of Urine: Everyone who has a car, wondered why in the WORLD would our President veto a harmless gas line from Canada? We were told, it was to please the environmentalists, who worry about what it will do to their moose, not to mention their green stocks, only to find out, that all those visits to the White House by Warren Buffet weren’t because two rich guys wanted to talk about how much they enjoy cheeseburgers.

It seems Obama and Warren struck a deal. Warren will use his trains to ship the gas from Canada, which of course will raise the price of gas by at least 30 cents a gallon as opposed to 5 cents from the pipeline, which will make him richer than Bill Gates, if only Obama would stop it.

So…he did. (Okay, you tell me what happened.)

To seal this deal, Buffet got his $200,000 dollar a year secretary to come to the State of the Union address and look very sad that she has to pay more taxes than Warren. She not only is helping Obama’s promotion of “tax the rich” (Remember, you can’t touch Warren’s fortunes, he has hidden his riches at Bill Gates House.) but help Obama to get the women voters back on his side…which brings me to..

Donkey Semen: Every feminist on the planet is going to grab this news and run to the bank with it: according to FOX NEWS today: a new spices of DUNG BEETLE has been found, and unlike most spices, this female dung beetle actually has the bigger HORN then the man, and does ferocious battle. Yes, Rachael Maddow can be rest assured, she has evolved from a proud dung beetle. We won’t hear the last of this great Darwinian discovery….

Glass of Urine while lying in a bed of snakes:  This hasn’t got into the mainstream news…because the dirty little secret is the men at Davos helped get Obamacare installed, and want it desperately to stay there because of “globalization and overpopulation.”

There was a heartbreaking story of two parents who were trying to get a kidney transplant for their “retarded” child. The great panel of doctors came into the boardroom, and denied the parents the operation, even though someone from the family was going to donate the kidney, BECAUSE…the girl was retarded and not worth saving. It’s reality folks. Read about it here…or not. Frankly, I’d rather read about the next spurt of urine being aimed at Gingrich ….

Donkey Semen: Yes, believe it or not, Mitt Romney ridiculed Newt Gingrich for wanting to go to the moon. He doesn’t know how in the world we can pay for it. “The moon can wait.” said Romney. 

 Obama has already spent enough money for us to go to the Orion Nebula and back, with nothing to show for it, but Mitt is more concerned with Newt wanting to send people to the moon. Nobody can own the moon he says. And you know who agrees with Mitt?

Glass of Urine: Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Putin has branded America a nation which ‘wants to control everything’ during a scathing verbal attack on the U.S. (When you’re people don’t like you…blame the U.S. for your poverty..old Russian trick.)

Yes, Vladimir: WE WANT to Control the Moon, and you have to take us there!

I was looking at the moon last night and thinking..that with just enough nitrous oxide we could make it. I’m calling Demi Moore. And if my pilot falls asleep at the wheel, I’m taking a picture of that guy and sending it to my local school board, who will suspend me from the trip for having dared showed our tax dollars being wasted.
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Let them each eat a dung beetle in a pile of scorpions, because this Nobody will not be coming back if I got on Newt’s flight to the moon.

Why?

Right now Iran is killing bloggers who “spread corruption.”  It’s only a matter of time before that glass of urine spreads…and this Nobody has spread enough dung to last a lifetime on this blog.

Our President Obama just signed a UN treaty to control the internet…and who controls the UN?

You’re right! Arabian Dung Beetles, and Snakes! In fact, rumor has it, the United Nations is the real inspiration for The Fear Factor.  As for Obama, he leads the nation in stuffing donkey semen down just about every open orifice on the planet.

And I just realized…I’d better end this before I try to elaborate on the finer points of semen. Somebody in Dallas, is still looking for Debbie.

Nobody is glad this is 2012, my fear factor ratio is running on empty.

January 27, 2012 Posted by | humor, Newt Gingrich, Obama, political races, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Obama’s State of the Union According to Mother and Child: Give HIM the Bill

Nobody Knows

This picture pretty much sums up what I was thinking as I was watching Obama’s State of the Union speech… Yep, that’s me. That’s how I felt afterwards, in shock to find out just how unprepared for the job of President this man was. It’s much worse than I thought.

If you missed it, then here’s an imaginary  summary from this little girl watching then State of the Union Address with her mama. She sums it up pretty nicely.

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Little Girl   Wow…look at Michelle mama… in that gorgeous blue dress. How much did that cost? Here comes Hillary…look, her hair looks like her mom did it. (I wish my mom could make my hair have a diamond tiara in it.)

Here comes Obama. He keeps saying over and over: “Good to see you.” He saying it to EVERYONE! Is he glad to see EVERYONE? Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you….

Oh my…look at that old lady give Obama the biggest hug I’ve ever seen. She’s so old. She’s on the Supreme Court. Why does SHE get such a big hug. What did Obama do for her? Wish he’d hug me like that.

Okay, that man behind him just told us he is the President of the United States. Didn’t we all know that? Why are they announcing it again? 

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Mama, look—everyone is standing up!

Mama   They are giving him a standing ovation because he is talking about our brave soldiers. I’m going to try that trick next time I give my speech at school.  EVERYONE always applauses the soldiers.

Little Girl   He says we all need to act like the soldiers. They have made us safe. He wants us to follow their example and act like the soldiers. His grandfather and grandmother were part of a larger part. Okay, we must be like soldiers. Dad told me soldiers obey orders, I guess that’s what he wants us to do.  

President says everyone should play by the same rules? Does that mean I can go on Air Force One, and play with Bo?

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Little Girl   President Obama says the State of the Union is getting stronger. HUH? MOM? He said that GM leads in world sales.

Mama   Because they sell and build in China, it has nothing to do with us sweetie.

Little Girl    He wants us all to give money to community colleges so that people can learn how to work. Some lady who got fired was given a job by some company who paid for her training. Her hair looks like cousin.  No one is going to have to pay for education…

He wants the bill.

He says the poor teachers work for no pay. He wants us to pay the good teachers MORE. He wants to make it a law that all kids HAVE to go to school until 18. What happens if I can’t? I might not live that long? Will they arrest me? Will Obama take my dad? He wants us to pay for more students to go to college, especially the illegal ones.

Am I illegal? He wants all illegal’s to stay here, and get free education, and send him another bill

He wants the bill. He will sign it. That’s what he said. He keeps saying that.

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Little Girl: Okay, now he is talking about energy. He is looking for oil…wait…I thought he told everyone they couldn’t do any oil searching after that big BP oil spill? He says climate change is not going fast enough so HE has told the military to BUILD a solar city? Or what? The military is going to build a future new energy city for over 3 million people? Will that cost money? The Navy will build it. Doesn’t the Navy build boats?

Wow…look Mama! Look at the light from the sky shining on him…it’s like a halo from god…God is shining beams of light on him!…ooooo000000…..

Mama   No honey, that’s just a special effect they do with camera’s. It’s dark there now sweetie. Trust me, that’s not from God.

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Little Girl: He still wants to build roads. Didn’t he say that a long time ago? And he wants to build another Hoover dam. Wow. Wait—- he said that he will not put up with mercury poisoning for the kids. Wait, all our new light bulbs are filled with mercury!

MOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!! Obama is going to arrest you! You are trying to poison me with mercury!

(Maybe mom doesn’t love me?)

Mama: No honey, I love you. I would never do that.

Little Girl: President Obama says he will not let those mean nasty bankers ever do that nasty stuff ever again:

He wants a bill.

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Little Girl: Okay, everyone who makes more than 1 million a year has to pay more. Like Him. He wants to pay more. He says he wants us to put more money in research:

He wants a bill!

He wants to outlaw insider trading. What’s that mom?

He just said it again: Send him the bill!

Wait…he’s quoting Lincoln. I just read that book by Mr. O’Reilly: He says he believes just like Republican Abraham Lincoln:

 “That government should do for people only what they cannot do better by themselves -and no more.”

Mmmmm I’m confused. He doesn’t like anything we do for ourselves.

Wow…mama…He said the executive branch is outdated. He wants more power..so that he can gather everything together into one big..something.

Mama: He wants more power honey..so that he can bypass Congress, and make all the laws himself.  

Mama

Little Girl: Is that a good thing mom?

Mama: No honey, it’s not.

Little Girl:  He is saying that if Congress doesn’t do anything he will do what he needs to do.

Does that mean that he doesn’t like Congress mom?

Mama: Yes dear

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Little Girl: Mama, Obama doesn’t like Iran. He likes Jews. He seems really mad at Syria. He says we are a Pacific power. He is also mad at Iran. He will do anything necessary to stop the bad guys. Mom…is Obama going to kill all those people? He killed bin Laden right?

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Little Girl: Hey, he talking about the Seals teams again mama. Everyone is standing up again and giving him a standing ovation!

Mama: Yeah, how else would he get one— pretty smart speech writer.

Little Girl: Obama says he has the flag that the guys used to kill Bin Laden mom…how come he gets to keep it? (Mama says nothing.)

He says we should all be like the army. Trust each other. SERVE.

Oh, there he goes. He looks sad. Those black ladies keep trying to kiss him.

MAMA: Okay, what did you learn tonight, baby?

Little Girl: I must be a good soldier, and trust Obama.  Obama is going to spend a lot of money helping illegal’s, and college students, and people losing their houses, and building new roads, and new cities with the Navy, and he wants us to send him the bill.

He must be a rich man mama, to want to pay the bill to all that stuff.

Mama?

Mama: What honey?

Little Girl: I though Obama didn’t like rich people? Does that mean he doesn’t like himself?

Mama: Well, he only likes the ones who give him money, honey, and I say Obama likes himself a..lot. So much in fact, that he wants to be our first King.

 Now let’s go fix that hair.

Little Girl: Mama…can I sleep in the dark tonight? I don’t think I want the light on anymore..I don’t want to get poisoned.

Mama: Sure baby, I think that’s a good idea.

January 25, 2012 Posted by | Obama | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Gets Email: Obama’s Second Term…

Nobody Gets Email

 Here’s an email I received yesterday…It was written by a conservative economist that teaches at George Mason University. His name is Dr. Walter Williams, and he sometimes sits in for Rush Limbaugh.

After the Gingrich victory tonight in South Carolina, many are celebrating that maybe we can have a candidate that would beat Obama in a debate. But, Walter shows us that not all conservatives should be hopeful.

Nevetheless: “We the people” should keep on pointing out Obama’s faults. I sure will.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

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Can President Obama be defeated in 2012? No. He can’t.. I am going on record as saying that President Barak Obama will win a second term. The media won’t tell you this because a good election campaign means hundreds of millions (or in Obama’s case billions) of dollars to them in advertising. But the truth is, there simply are no conditions under which Barak Obama can be defeated in 2012.

The quality of the Republican candidate doesn’t matter. Obama gets reelected.

Nine percent unemployment? No problem. Obama will win.

Gas prices moving toward five dollars a gallon? He still wins.

The economy soars or goes into the gutter. Obama wins.
War in the Middle East ? He wins a second term.
America’s role as the leading Superpower disappears? Hurrah for Barak Obama!

The U.S. government rushes toward bankruptcy, the dollar continues to sink on world markets and the price of daily goods and services soars due to inflation fueled by Obama’s extraordinary deficit spending? Obama wins handily.

You are crazy Williams. Don’t you understand how volatile politics can be when overall economic, government, and world conditions are declining? Sure I do. And that’s why I know Obama will win. The American people are notoriously ignorant of economics. And economics is the key to why Obama should be defeated. Even when Obama’s policies lead the nation to final ruin, the majority of the American people are going to believe the bait-and-switch tactics Obama and his supporters in the media will use to explain why it isn’t his fault. After all, things were much worse than understood when he took office. Obama’s reelection is really a very, very simple math problem. Consider the following:

1) Blacks will vote for Obama blindly. Period. Doesn’t matter what he does. It’s a race thing. He’s one of us,

2) College educated women will vote for Obama. Though they will be offended by this, they swoon at his oratory. It’s really not more complex than that,

3) Liberals will vote for Obama. He is their great hope,

4) Democrats will vote for Obama. He is the leader of their party and his coat tails will carry them to victory nationwide,
5) Hispanics will vote for Obama. He is the path to citizenship for those who are illegal and Hispanic leaders recognize the political clout they carry in the Democratic Party,

6) Union members will vote overwhelmingly for Obama. He is their key to money and power in business, state and local politics,

7) Big Business will support Obama. They already have. He has almost $1 Billion dollars in his reelection purse gained largely from his connections with Big Business and is gaining more every day. Big Business loves Obama because he gives them access to taxpayer money so long as they support his social and political agenda,

8) The media love him. They may attack the people who work for him, but they love him. After all, to not love him would be racist,

9) Most other minorities and special interest groups will vote for him. Oddly, the overwhelming majority of Jews and Muslims will support him because they won’t vote Republican. American Indians will support him. Obviously homosexuals tend to vote Democratic. And lastly,

10) Approximately half of independents will vote for Obama. And he doesn’t need anywhere near that number because he has all of the groups previously mentioned. The President will win an overwhelming victory in 2012. — Dr.Walter Williams

 In addition to the voting blocs he mentions, there is another huge group: The nearly one-half of all adults do not pay any taxes and, in fact, most of them receive money from the government. These people do not want to “shake the boat” to do anything to stop the flow of taxpayer money to themselves.

It’s believed the United States is now somewhere between the “complacency and apathy” phase of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation’s population already having reached the “governmental dependency” phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegal’s – and they vote – then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

Apathy is the greatest threat to our freedom….pass this on.

January 21, 2012 Posted by | History, Obama, political races, Presidents, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

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