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Nobody Flashes About Digital Control….

Nobody Flashes

Here’s an interesting point of fact that will give us all some thought. The shooter Mr. Holmes, we were told, bought much of his ammunition online. And YET–

He has NO digital footprint. And neither does a staffer that worked for Obama for 8 years…who died.

Makes Nobody Wonder. Circumstancial evidence concludes, the Obama administration had Google erase it.

 

July 23, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Google | , , , | Leave a comment

Praying for a Vigil from Politician’s Vigils

Nobody’s Opinion

Thomas Jefferson: “Laws that forbid the carrying of arms…disarm only those who are neither inclined or determined to commit crimes. Such laws only make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assassins; they serve to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.” (1764 Letter and speech from T. Jefferson quoting with approval an essay by Cesare Beccari)

If you hadn’t read the news in the last few days and happened to turn on the television tonight, you would have thought that the “prayer service” in Aurora, Colorado, was a testimony to just about every politician known in the United States. The President kicked it off…with a vast array of Mayors, Governors,  Senators, etc…everyone wanted in on the action. In other words…see? THIS is why you pay taxes! We need thousands of government workers when things like this happen! We ALL care for you. REALLY we do! It was as if each and every politician was so surprised that a government worker actually showed up and did his job.

Nobody Thinks that just because a policeman shows up and does his job, it really doesn’t make him more of a hero than the average man. It’s his JOB for god’s sake. But today: every single mayor, councilman, assistant city councilman, policeman, and fireman…were commended forever more in history. They spend more time talking about WHO’s attending the prayer meeting than what everybody is really praying about. It’s ridiculous.

Like a true politician, Obama waited until exactly the right time, tonight, when he knew most Americans would be in front of their TV sets, to make his great speech on the shooting in Colorado. And while his face looked moved, instead of praising the young men who GAVE their lives to save their girlfriends, he was more impressed by the woman who put a finger on her girlfriend neck wound while she called 911. That girl represent the best of America he said.

Now…this is no offense to the woman who saved her friend’s life…but there was a reason for it.

Obama’s took the opportunity to pander to women. He needs their vote. FOX News immediately posted the three men who threw their bodies on their girlfriends, because most of us were screaming…

“Well, what about the guys who DIED protecting their girlfriends?” Obama knows he doesn’t have the men’s vote. Your sinister Joyanna.

Sinister you say?

The good people of Aurora might have been comforted with all those politicians showing up to help them “heal” from the tragedy, but I wonder how many people in Chicago, where some 23 people were shot in one night, and hundreds in just the last year, were thinking, “HEY..Where’s our Prayer Vigil?”

Nobody Says: Uh…Obama already has your vote, Chicago.

 So, outside of Aurora, how do the rest of us feel? Most of the talk on the conservative radios is the fear of the perfect timing of this event. The Democrats want to disarm America and we know it. Hell, we FEAR it.  Bloomberg had his Gestapo out, and all the liberals were screaming for basically guns to be outlawed.

Like Ellen Barkin…the BODY. I have never watched her program on TV…and never will….simply because her big mouth, while appealing to many, gives me the creeps.  BUT…Here’s’ what she had to say about the people who stick up for the right to carry guns.

From the Blaze:

 Tony-winning actress Ellen Barkin seemingly went on a profanity-laced Twitter rampage against conservatives and Jon Lovitz recently, saying that she “loves everybody” except “u right wing f–kin morons“ and that Jon Lovitz needs to ”shut the f–k up.” The first tweet reads: “Gotta go to bed. Work in morning. I love everybody…except u right wing f–kin morons.X.”

Barkin, who stood in solidarity with Occupy Wall Street in January and told a police officer to get his “motherf–king hands” off her after he asked her to move to the sidewalk, clearly feels passionately about her cause.

Nobody Thinks: Ellen…gee..don’t you PLAY a cop packing a gun on TV? 

And then there’s Jason Alexander of Seinfeld fame.

“Clearly, the angry, threatened and threatening, hostile comments are coming from gun owners and gun advocates,” Alexander writes. “Despite these massacres recurring and despite the 100,000 Americans that die every year due to domestic gun violence – these people see no value to even considering some kind of control as to what kinds of weapons are put in civilian hands.”

Jason later said he got the numbers wrong. Uh…just a little.

Notice, Jason does not put his old Hollywood buddy Ellen’s comments as being “angry.”

But Jason doesn’t stop there–He goes onto …the absurd.

“There is no excuse for the propagation of these weapons. They are not guaranteed or protected by our constitution,” Alexander concludes near the end of the over 1,700-word statement. “If they were, then we could all run out and purchase a tank, a grenade launcher, a bazooka, a SCUD missile and a nuclear warhead. We could stockpile napalm and chemical weapons and bomb-making materials in our cellars under our guise of being a militia.”

Now, a lot of people would buy into this statement. Why…He’s right! We should not run out and buy a bazooka!

Having said that: Why has NOBODY asked how Mr. Holmes, who was broke and unemployed, got the money to buy ALL THAT STUFF?

Can we see his Credit Cards statements please?

The point is, smart people know that if someone in that crowd had a gun, that guy would have not gotten off so many bullets. There will ALWAYS be criminals with guns. 

 For all the dog and pony show about how great the police, and politicians are, they can’t protect you when a nut has a gun. You didn’t need a grenade launcher to stop the guy…all you needed was a good shot at his head. And that’s why our founders…(Listen carefully Mr. Liberal idiot) guaranteed our right to carry a gun. Oh…and just in case you might want to check it out Jason…here’s a few more examples, of our constitutional right to have guns.

 

Samual Adams: “The Constitution shall never be construed to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.” (Convention of the Commonwealth of Mass., 86-87, date still being sought)

George Washington:A free people ought to be armed.” (Jan 14 1790, Boston Independent Chronicle.)

James Madison: “Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose rulers are afraid to trust them with arms.” (Federalist Paper #46)

Got it?

July 23, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, American History, Angry Citizens, Barack Obama, Constitution, Gun Control, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

The Scientists Fight Back…for Space

Nobody Flashes

We went to Iraq, Afghanistan, and closed our nation to the stars.

Why?

When we had NASA , we had kids who wanted to study science and become astronauts. We got future scientists.

Richard Branson just wants to take the rich on a very fun short-lived carnival space ride. No doubt 72 Sir Richard Branson Virgins will be supplied to the Saudi’s that sign up.  All very fine and good, but it won’t inspire too many kids to become explorers of the universe.

As you can see. all the politicians want our tax money to be spent on earth…on globalizaton.  Don’t expect Mitt to bring it back.

NASA was the ultimate investment in America, and now we outsource it…to the Russians—So it’s good to see in this video, that the American scientists are at least fighting back.

Nobody Thinks that it’s obvious–Why invest in failed solar projects when you could bring NASA back? You want ‘green energy’? Get NASA to invent it.

Oh…but then all those new patents would belong to the government and not a privately owned business then, with stock option then would it?

The truth is: we just don’t have the school system here anymore to support it….do we?

What HAVE they done to our country?

(To be fair…Americans are not the ONLY ones asking that question tonight. Somewhere in Spain, a bull is very tired. )

 

 

 

July 21, 2012 Posted by | science, Space Exploration | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Obama’s Mistaken Deductions

Nobody Gets Email

Obama’s insistence that nobody did ANYTHIING on their own…is getting a lot of attention in the media, and here’s some witty artwork that was sent to me from Australia! (Thank to amforatas)

Enjoy!

July 21, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | 4 Comments

Which ‘Joker’ Is the Most Dangerous?

Nobody Cares

The last thing I wanted to do today was write about anything. By now, the whole world knows that  some nutcase who had a DEGREE in neurobiology, went nuts and shot up a midnight movie viewing of Batman, calling himself “the joker.”  He killed 12— wounded in all…71.

Nobody Wants to know what university GAVE him that degree, because he sure didn’t learn a damn thing. A good education would have taught him that he himself was chemically unbalanced to the point of insanity.

They give anyone degrees nowadays.

After listening to both speeches from our candidates, I was not convinced that either one of them made much of a mark with the American people. Mitt needs to work on his “heartfelt” speeches, and Obama needs just go away.

We were told, how out of respect to the tragedy, both candidates took off their attacks ads from the televisions in Colorado,  and Obama lowered the flags….(Which I’m not sure is protocol but hey, what DOES Obama ever do that is?) But… it’s an election year anything goes.  

What is really bothering me more than all the num-nuts in the liberal media blaming the “tea party” and screaming for more gun control, is that Obama made an even longer statement today to the Muslim people…in celebration of Ramadan. Nobody Thinks that in light of the events of the day, that was really the most disrespectful thing he did.

If this had happened on Easter would he have come out and wished everyone a Happy Easter? Of course not.

Oh…NOTHING disturbs Ramadan in the White House. Not even a national tragedy.

Here’s just a small part of his big speech: Take notice that he says the word: “Our” which in the English languauge means he is of Muslim faith.

“Even as Ramadan holds profound meaning for the world’s 1.5 billion Muslims, it is also a reminder to people of all faiths of our common humanity and the commitment to justice, equality, and compassion shared by all great faiths. In that spirit, I wish Muslims across America and around the world a blessed month, and I look forward to again hosting an iftar dinner here at the White House. Ramadan Kareem,” Obama said.”

He said this on ‘behalf’ of the American people…and Obama has put America in the highest danger. There are more than ONE joker in this country.

But…

I’ll write more about this next week…tonight…I just want to forget.

ONE MORE NOTE: You can bet, like all the other guys who committed atrocities, this psycho  was taking something. We shall find out…soon enough.

July 21, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

The Next Olympic Sport: SEX

Nobody Remembers

The Olympics, we have found out, is not only a competition for sports, it also a big gigantic international orgy..

Who knew?

I’m still remembering Rocky Balboa saying he was “saving his strength.”

Okay, is that a myth? Do you get better results in your sport if you have more sex?  Does the balance beam seem a bit less…intimidating after you’ve had sex with the Australian swim team?

Enquiring minds want to know:

In a sign of what the world’s fittest sportsmen and women get up to in the Olympic village, a record 150,000 free condoms – 15 for each competitor – have been made available to them. Women’s football goalkeeper Hope Solo told the Daily Mirror: ‘There’s a lot of sex going on at the Olympics. I’ve seen people having sex out in the open, getting down and dirty on grass between buildings.'”


Okay…so…the LAST thing the officials of the world want is a bunch of international babies or sport agents finding out their main ticket to paradise went and got pregnant at the Olympics, and cannot pose for that awesome bikini picture on the cover of Wheaties.  

While everyone can imagine the hormone drives going on with the top athletes  of the world, and all those magnificent bodies floating around…this Nobody Remembers..

That once upon a time, if you needed a condom..you paid for your own.! In fact, you kept your sex life a secret.

What? What kind of message does this send to the millions of teenagers in the world looking to compete in sports? If you get to the top of your sport then you will one day end up in the biggest orgy in the world? GO FOR IT!

Nobody also wants to know…Who exactly is paying for these condoms? Is Durex donating them  in order to get a bit of “free’ advertizing? Or do the taxpayers of London pay for them? Or are they included with the price of your ticket?

This has thrown a whole new monkey wrench into my Olympic viewing.  I’m going to be matching up the Japanese male gymnasts with the American women swimmers and volleyball team, and picturing all kinds of Olympic sex stunts.

Will they be able to put on that condom flipping from the high bar into the pool?

Will the pole vaulter be able to put that condom on, BEFORE he lands on the discus thrower?

And last but certainly not least: WILL there an Olympic competition to see who can use the most condoms in a day? Will the American win that?  I’ll bet on it.

Will SEX someday be a REAL Olympic sport?

Somebody stop me….

July 20, 2012 Posted by | humor, Sports | , , | 4 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Brit Hume

Nobody’s Fool

There is a reason FOX NEWS is beating CNN to a pulp…and here’s one of the reasons…Brit Hume. He comes to the conclusion that Obama believes the individual is not special, he is only special in the eyes of his government, and cannot exist without “the government.
Bill O’Reilly, another great Fox pundit, said tonight said that Obama was not a communist, because he is not confiscating property. He’s not a socialist because then he would be taken over Fox News. O’Reilly called him…an anti-capitalist.

Nobody Thinks that Obama is a Marxist, and proves so by his comments, and actions. That doesn’t mean America is communistic…YET. But that is the direction that Obama wants to take us. In fact..he goes beyond it all to simple…dictator, much like Mao. Nevetheless…Brit Hume has always been right on most of his calls. Until Obama takes that final step of total control, and let’s be frank, he has signed enough executive orders to GIVE himself total control if the chance arises…he is just an anti-capitalist.

But when he does take that control…Brit Hume will be one of the first to call him…what he will be. A dictator.

Mr. Hume really isNobody’s Fool.

 

July 19, 2012 Posted by | FOX NEWS, Obama | , , , , | Leave a comment

A Crash Course in Piracy

Music, Movies, Programs & Piracy

July 19, 2012 Posted by | Piracy | | Leave a comment

Zimmerman: Saved By a Gun…

 

Nobody Wins

Most everyone has seen this YouTube video. Here in America it’s becoming almost a common practice on any given night: The “natives” go wild….and go into stores, and basically terrorize everyone. And please, these kids deserve the name “natives.” 

Notice: They are …mostly young blacks. It makes you miss the days when young kids just went out and teepeed the lawns.

Right now, I’m watching Sean Hannity’s interview with George Zimmerman, the man who was accused of racially killing a young boy named Trevon Martin. (or is it Trayvon? I keep seeing two different spellings)

By all accounts, after watching this video, Nobody Thinks that this man has been severely wronged, by Jesse Jackson, by the Black Panthers, by the media, by Spike Jones, and by the President himself. His story is one of just many in America. His crime seems to be that he was trying to PREVENT a crime.

As he explained in the interview–He got on the neighborhood watch list because his wife witnessed robbers running through their back yard loaded up with their neighbors stuff.

So, that night when he saw Trevon, walking on and in-between properties, he CALLED the police…which is the last thing you would do if you were out to commit a “racist” murdering act.

Zimmerman, like any sensible person who sees the young black kids robbing in the neighborhood– wanted to have protection, therefore, he carried a gun.

That gun saved his life.

I can relate to Zimmerman. The weather here in St. Louis has been on average, 100 degrees for more than two weeks, and so, last night as I was walking my dog and for the first time since I have lived here in my neighborhood, … I was scared. Up and down the street were about twenty parked cars, filled with black teenagers. Pants hanging down, mostly young boys, just hanging out. I put on my “fearless” face and just kept walking by them. In my mind, I was praying that they didn’t want to ‘steal’ my dog. As I passed by one car, I watched a young boy light up a reefer. Many of them were drinking beer. Most of them looked to be around sixteen.

I walked …fast.

Now, years ago, I would have called the police. But I didn’t. Why? I wasn’t as brave as George. I’m sure at least one of those young people saw me come out of my house, and my house would have been targeted. The police would have stayed out of it.

Nobody wants to cause racial riots, including the police.

I blame this on..Obama. Because he sides with the blacks. His silence is their ‘get out of jail’ free card.  

The Black Panthers have come out and put hit marks on Zimmerman. Eric Holder should have them arrested. So, even if, and when Zimmermann is released, he can never ever turn his back again.  Too many blacks want him dead. He is a marked man for trying to prevent a crime.

Really. Welcome to America.

If George Zimmerman, is killed, Nobody Thinks–that death falls on Obama. Plain and simple.  It’s his policies of racial division and economic Armageddon that have put many good citizens on guard.

Barry is being silent on all the black violence because they are his base.  He needs them.

Nobody Wins, when you have a President who is so lack of a moral base, that he will condemn an innocent man,  in order to get reelected.

Nobody Wins when that President, by his very actions and words, incites racial division.  

And Nobody Wins when citizens become too afraid to do what’s right, and to report what’s wrong, and that’s why Obama HAS to go.

July 19, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, Angry Citizens, Barack Obama, black violence, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

How Did I MISS This Guy?

Nobody Wonders

How did I miss this guy?

I usually don’t post emails that I get in the middle of the week, but this one was so good, I wanted everyone to see it.

These are the men we need to come forth, and fast.

Enjoy…and next time you here Obama talk, remember, he’s just admiring his own reflection in his teleprompter.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

July 18, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, communism, corruption | , , , | 2 Comments

Who’s Manipulating Whose Weather?

 

Nobody Knows

Who knew? We finally have something in common with Iran. Both the United States and Iran are suffering from severe droughts. For two years Iran’s southern territory has lacked for rainfall. For two years now, rain in United States has come pretty much as tornadoes or golf ball size hail, with not much in-between but short spurts of flooding.

Nevertheless, that’s where our commonality ends. Mahmond Ahmadinejad, disagrees with Al Gore about the cause of this unbearable heat.  

Last year, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accused Western countries of devising plans to “cause drought” in Iran, adding that “European countries are using special equipment to force clouds to dump” their water on their continent.

Those sneaky Europeans!

The drought in southern Iran is part of a “soft war” launched against the Islamic republic by the West, the Fars news agency quoted an Iranian vice president as saying on Monday. “The world arrogance and colonist (term used by Iranian authorities to label the West) are influencing Iran’s climate conditions using technology… The drought is an acute issue and soft war is completely evident… This level of drought is not normal “

First place, let’s admit that Mahmoud is taking a cue from one of our own late great Bill Cohen,  Secretary of Defence under President Bill Clinton, who not only said that weather manipulation was real, but went further to declare:

“Others [terrorists] are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves… So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations…It’s real, and that’s the reason why we have to intensify our [counterterrorism] efforts.”           

                                                                                —Secretary of Defense William Cohen at an April 1997 counterterrorism conference.

Okay, so..let’s say that HAARP has been unleashed on Iran. Who is unleashing HAARP on us then?

Are there 17 white men somewhere playing poker games on the weekend with HAARP buttons as chips? Did they get tired of playing with the stock market?

And why doesn’t Iran just ask Abu Dhabi to give them some rain?

Fifty rainstorms were created last year in the state’s eastern Al Ain region using technology designed to control the weather. Most of the storms were at the height of the summer in July and August when there is no rain at all. People living in Abu Dhabi were baffled by the rainfall which sometimes turned into hail and included gales and lightening. The scientists have been working secretly for United Arab Emirates president Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan. They have been using giant ionizers, shaped like stripped down lampshades on steel poles to generate fields of negatively charged particles. These promote cloud formation and researchers hoped they could then produce rain.

Well gee…Nobody remembers when President George W. Bush begged the American people to let some of those guys protect our ports…how come they can do that in Abu Dhabi and WE can’t?

Or can we? Some of our storms this summer LOOK like an amateur weather manipulator and his coctail magician hour, of OOPS…I dropped the rabbit!

At this point, approximately 50 percent of America’s pastures and ranges are in “poor” or “very poor” condition. It’s said that 55 percent of the country was in a moderate to extreme drought at the end of June. That’s the largest percentage of affected land since December 1956, when 58 percent of the U.S. was covered by drought.

Our government has just announced that this is the biggest National Emergency in History.Obama is salivating…all he needs is one… emergency.

So, Nobody Thinks I’m sticking with the old scientific explanation that has been known to cause heat since the beginning of man: This is a picture of our sun on July the 12th.

If they CAN manipulate the weather, then they have a long way to go before they perfect it…don’t they? No doubt, like most things…they are just making a natural cycle of mother nature, MUCH worse.

Either that, or 17- old white men (I know, I can’t get off Harry Reid) want the two countries most likely to go to war…to BURN!

July 17, 2012 Posted by | conspiracy, weather, Weird | , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Reports a Super Rant From “A Strong Black Man!”

Nobody Reports–

Not all the blacks are going to fall for the Obamaplantation, despite what you may be hearing from the media. Here’s proof.

This is a really great rant coming from Zo…”A strong black man!”

Enjoy! And send out to all your liberal friends.

July 17, 2012 Posted by | Obama, Race | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Harry Reid VS Ralph Lauren

Nobody’s Perfect

Not many people know, that the mob built Las Vegas with the money from the Union pensions in Chicago. Knowing that, will help explain why Harry Reid, Democratic Senator and former mayor of Las Vegas and also the Gaming Commissioner, would make such a stink about the uniforms of our Olympic athletes, because they were  “Made in China.”

That’s how FAR the Democrats have to stretch to try to get voters to feel that they “care” about that little man whose job went to China. The ONLY playing card the Democrats  have we are seeing, is to make people think that Mitt Romney will send jobs overseas. What jobs he is sending overseas is another wonder because there are not many left.The only other playing card they have is the race card, and Harry used that today:

“If this flood of outside money continues, the day after the election, 17 angry old white men will wake up and realize they’ve just bought the country.”

(Never mind that Obama has more ‘outside’ money coming in, and most of that money is from dark- skinned communists.)

Really Harry? Is your name on that list? You’re old and white…What number are you? Are you going to give us those 17 names?

I didn’t think so.

Harry wants you to think that HE’s not racist, but— he once had to apologize to Obama—to whom he referred as being “light-skinned” and “with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one”.

Spoken like a true kid who grew up without an outhouse.

Now, let’s compare Harry Reid to Ralph Lauren…a Jewish boy from New York (Maybe Harry doesn’t like Jews) who made a fortune on his own, with his own hard work. He is a world famous designer, and he plans to take those uniforms and sell them to the whole world in all of his stores.

Well..Of COURSE he does! He’s a dirty capitalist! And even though they could be made here, Ralph Lauren was picked to design them, because he has the connections to put that uniform all over the world in all his shops.That’s a global– “branding of America,” and that’s not all bad.

Look at it. It looks like Thurston Howard III stepped off Gilligan’s Island. It’s a good old boy’s club yachting uniform, with a French beret. The French have given Ralph Lauren many awards, so he trying to please both countries. The only thing Harry should criticized about those uniforms are those stupid hats.

Harry also might be a bit perturbed that even though Ralph Laruen has given $7,300 to Obama since 2008, and more than $35, 000 to the Democratic National Committee, his son David Lauren married Lauren Bush, granddaughter of G.W. Bush.

That’s gotta hurt any democrat…all that money…merging.

On the other hand, Reid has done well for himself as a public “servant.” In 2005, he got a spending bill to provide for building a bridge between Nevada and Arizona that would make his land more valuable…and he has helped ruin the country by helping to make Obamacare the law of the land.

For THAT crime, Harry should be banned to China.

Nope. ..Ralph Lauren’s only crime is knowing how to make clothes that lots of people want.

With Harry, on the other hand, we can expect a lot more ridiculous statements like this:

“I think it is much easier to be a good member of the Church and a Democrat than a good member of the Church and a Republican.” (Huh?)

If Harry Reid is a good Mormon, than Jeffery Dalmer was a choir boy.

So– Harry wins our Nobody’s Perfect for this week…because, Nobody Knows that Harry would never complain about a solid gold bra made with 500 carets of diamonds, on our Olympic representatives if it was made in America…would you Harry?

Someday, what stayed in Las Vegas, is going to get out. 

July 17, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, fashion, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Profiles a T-REX

Nobody Flashes

As a rule, one is not supposed to post pictures of oneself on the internet which might not be exactly…flattering.

Nobody doesn’t care. This picture was taken after a five-hour drive, and two other museums. By the time I reached “Susie” the T-REX, in the Field Museum of Chicago, NOT having my picture taken next to this wonderful set of teeth was unthinkable. And brushing my hair was the last thing on my mind.

I do see…a resemblance. In fact, I think it would make a good logo for my obvious proclivity and nasty habit of devouring lying politicians. Picture Obama’s face right in front of us..

Yes, my “vacation” in Chicago taught me, that ALL the museums are teaching our young minds, with great gusto that global warming is destroying the planet, submarines look a LOT bigger out of water, dead snakes are about as interesting as live snakes, dolphins love to play with humans, fish are remarkable show-offs, and nobody watches gaggles of running, screaming school kids…ever.

The Chicago mob makes their money off the parking lots, women still suffer tremendously when they walk long distances on dates in high hells, you can stuff an awful lot of money-making stuff on a pier…and rush hour traffic is the same everywhere.

The best looking people  I have ever seen..were jogging..right along the rush hour traffic on Lake Shore Drive, no doubt, thinking that someone rich would discover them and put them in their next movie. AND..the most important reason to subscribe to Sirius Radio is that it WILL keep you awake for 24 hours. As long as you can still push the buttons..you can drive…forever. AC/DC is almost as good as a double-latte when it comes to keeping you awake.

And I had a WONDERFUL conversation…with a puffer fish. I think…he will miss me. I’m sure of it.

Thanks Chicago! TRY …to stay classy.

July 16, 2012 Posted by | humor, Life | , , , , | 1 Comment