Nobody’s Email: Laws of Logic
Nobody Flashes Email
If you can find anything that is NOT true about any of these laws, let me know. Anyone who has lived long enough, knows they are absolutely true.
And feel free to add any of your own…
Law of Mechanical Repair–After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
Law of Gravity—Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers–If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Surpermarket Law–As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
Variation Law–If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Bath–When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters–The Probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of the Result–When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics–The severity of the inch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena–At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the isle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also very surly folk.
The Coffee Law–As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy’s Law of Lockers–If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces–The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
Law of Logical Argument–Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about. (Also known as the Nancy Pelosi Law)
Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance–If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking–A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy–As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Doctor’s Law–If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor by the time you get there you’ll feel better….But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician.
(Thank to my liberal friend JR, who ALSO added: If you don’t forward this, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off.)
Nobody Notes that my friend JR uses the Law of Logical Argument every chance he gets. That’s why we just email each other. If we met in person, we’d be on the nightly news
You and I Both…Missed This Flight…DARN.
Nobody Flashes:
I have until the 18th of December to try out a few of WordPress’s templates. Now, this is important: If any of the new ones are not as well liked as this format (which some have called ‘cold’ I’m not really sure why) tell me. Also, tell me if you prefer some of the other ones. Don’t worry…there won’t be many and after the 18th I will be back on this, if not before.
As for the video: I bet the WestJet executive that thought this promotional PR Santa stunt up got a big bonus this year. It was brilliant. It’s called WestJet Christmas Miracle.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
Obamacare Takes Your Money for Nothin’
Nobody Cares
“Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits is one of my favorite songs. I was searching on YouTube for the stupid Obamacare video rap, and I couldn’t find it, but I did find this one.
I believe, it was fate.
Enjoy!
Nobody Remembers the Free Men of Massachusetts Bay Colony, and the Lords Who Demanded to Rule Them
Nobody Remembers
I’m having a big problem listening to Obama trash the “rich” when he himself, lives higher on the hog than most men on the planet. Obama carries himself, like a Lord. He rules like a “King.” Obama is, by all measures of the world, what HE considers himself to be: A Lord of the World.
The “Lords’ of the world have been around since the beginning of history, as we see in this letter sent to the people of the Massachusetts Bay Colony. In this letter, some elite Lords in London, made some pretty tyrannical demands. I thought I would see if their ‘demands’ sound anything like the Lords of our time make every single day.
It was 1636. Three Puritan Lords of Parliament (Lords Brooke, Saye, and Sele) decided they wanted to leave London and travel to America. After all, they helped with the founding of the Massachusetts Bay Colony and decided it was time for them to go there. (Typically, after all the hard work had been done.)
So they wrote the people in Massachusetts, stating their demands. I’ve rewritten their demands below, copied from The History of the Colony of Massachusetts’s by Thomas Hutchinson, 1765.
Remember this was long before the Constitution.
Demand 1: That the Commonwealth should consist of two distinct ranks of men, whereof the one should be for them, and their heirs, gentlemen of the country: the other for them and their heirs freeholders.
(We have the Clintons dynasty, The Bush Dynasty, The McCain Dynasty, the Cheney Dynasty, and America also in 2013, has two distinct ranks of men now: It is now a hard fact: those who rule us, do not abide by the laws they impose on the rest of us: Obamacare is the prime example. Congress does not have to abide by it, nor does our President. They ignore our Constitution. The politicians are now on top of the elite totem pole. Washington D.C. has the biggest concentration of rich people in the country. To repeat the fine words of P.J. O’Rourke, we have a Parliament of Lordly Whores.)
Demand 2: That in these gentlemen and freeholders, assembled together, the chief power of the Commonwealth shall be place, both for making and repealing laws.
Demand 3: Without a mutual consent, nothing should be established.
(During the shutdown, Obama refused to hear any suggestions. He was the law. Therefore no help for the American people was ever allowed to even be discussed.)
Demand 4: That the first rank, consisting of gentlemen, should have power, for them and their heirs, to come to the parliaments or public assemblies and there to give their free votes personally: the second rank of freeholders should have the same power, for them and their heirs, of meeting and voting but by their deputies.
(What this means is that they want the real power of the powerful to remain with them and their families. Notice, Hillary is NEVER seen without Chelsea now. WHY do you think that is? The rest of us can vote for our local sheriff, that they have already hand-pick most of the time.)
Demand 5: That for facilitating and dispatch of business, and other reasons, the gentlemen and freeholders should and hold their meetings in two distinct houses.
(God forbid the rich elites have to mingle with the lowly working guy. It’s still the same. Good luck even getting a reporter into a Bildergberg or G20 meeting, or the White House.)
Demand 6: That there shall be set times for these meetings, annually or half yearly.
(I LOVE this one. Even the rich gentlemen of 1636 didn’t want to be bothered with having to actually WORK at governing.)
Demand 7: That it shall be the power of the parliament, thus constituted and assembled, to call the governor and all public officers to account, to create new officers, and to determine them already set up: and the better to stop the way to insolence and ambition, it may be ordered that all offices and fees of office shall, every parliament, determine, unless they be new confirmed the last day of every session. ion.
(Notice: “better to stop the way to insolence and ambition.” The elite government must control every single office and impose fees (taxes) and keep the ambitious low-life’s in their place.)
Demand 8. That the governor shall ever be chosen out of the rank of gentlemen.
(You have to be a very rich man to run for President. That’s a very small class of people. Most of the Tea Party people lost due to lack of funds against the big Rhino machine. Most all of our politicians are Lords from Harvard or Yale. )
Demand 9: That for the present, the Right Honorable the Lord Viscount Saye and Sele, the Lord Brooke, who have already been at great disbursements for the public works in New England and such other gentleman of approved sincerity and worth, as they before their personal remove, shall take into their number should be admitted for them and their heirs, gentlemen of the country.
(This is the excuse Hillary will use to be President: She has already served so much time given to the public good already.)
Demand 10: That the rank of freeholders shall be made up of such as shall have so much personal estate there, as shall be thought fit for men of that condition, and have contributed some fit proportion to the public charge of the country, either by their disbursements of labors.
(The Lords wanted to limit the people who could be even be in the freeholders to rich people who gave big money, preferably to them and their projects. Can you say, GE? Google? Solydra?)
So what happened you may ask? Did those first Americans go for the bigwigs in London coming over and demanding they get to rule forever?
Wow. Things have not changed a bit, have they? So—what did the people of Massachusetts have to say about these demands?
John Cotton wrote them back: After beating around the bush, he politely said this:
But it is one thing to submit unto what they have no calling to reform: another thing voluntarily to ordain a form of government which, to the best discerning of many of us, is expressly contrary to rule. Nor need Your Lordship fear, that this course will lay such a foundation as nothing but a mere democracy can be built upon it.
Back then, even a lowly common Minister knew what our current President does not: that a mere democracy was not good enough for freedom, or America.
You know what?The Lords of 1636 stayed in England.
We’ve seem to come full circle. It’s 1636 all over again..
Nobody’s Fool: Jon Stewart
Nobody’s Fool
Here’s a first: Jon Stewart wins the Nobody’s Fool Award this week for putting forth the perfect comedy routine about the lies Obama told about the NSA.
He goes on the theme: “If You Like Your NSA Spy, You Can Keep Your NSA Spy.”
Congratulations Jon! Hanging out with Bill O’Reilly is actually helping you become a more ‘enlightened’ comedian….
Now…if you would just get your friend Bill Maher into rehab….
Destorying the Innocent, Destoring Future Happiness: The Education of Your Children
Nobody Wins
His name was Chris Lambert. I remember how soft his hand felt when he reached over to hold my hand. My heart was racing so hard, I could hear it beat. Did the teachers see? Could it be true? As we sat in our fold-up chairs watching the movie in the school auditorium, I remember looking up, because the world had stopped in time. We were watching the story of Christmas, a school favorite, “The Littlest Angel” …(imagine that, in a public school no less) and as I looked up, I saw an angel in the snow on the screen, and a little drummer boy…playing to baby Jesus.
I’ve loved Christmas ever since. I had never seen snow before in real life, but it sure looked pretty.
At that very moment Chris reached over and placed something in my hand. It was the cross he wore around his neck. He wore that cross every day. It was given to him by his father who was the town minister. He wanted me to take it. “I can’t, I said. “You’re father gave you that.”
“Yes, It’s okay. I want you to go steady with me.” he whispered.
I was…everything you are in the first moment of love…ecstatic. We were…going steady! Somebody loved me! The magic of the moment is to this very day, is still embedded in my deepest of hearts.
I held his hand in my right, his beautiful cross in my left. I have never been as nervous ever again in my lifetime, as I was at that moment. It was a moment right out of every Hallmark movie ever written, except…… I was five. So was Chris.
And what’s even more amazing, is I remember worrying that the teachers might not want us to hold hands. After all, in an auditorium of the whole grade school, (about 400 kids) we were the only two holding hands. There were teachers all around us….watching. Did they see? Yes—- they did. But, they did nothing. They looked, and walked away. To them, it was simply sweet.
Back then, teachers were actually, smart.
Back then, kids weren’t suspected of sexual harassment. Back then, children’s love was innocent. Back then, teachers were adults. I remember a few of them whispering and smiling. No doubt, a precious memory for them too.
It was my first encounter with love. It made such a big impression on my heart that to this day, I think most all men are wonderful. Everyone loved Chris. It was all that was meant to be between a young girl and a young boy. We were the deepest of friends. We never kissed. Just held hands.
That first romance set my heart to love comes first over sex for the rest of my life. Love is everything.
Chris was, to my little five-year-old mind, my hero. Everyone talked about Chris in our little grade school. He wore sepplhosen shorts—-brown suede, leather Swiss pants, with beautiful embroidered halter straps. And he wore them every single day, in winter. It was all of 50 degrees outside, and the kids thought he was crazy, but he was never cold, because he had moved to Naples, Florida, from Alaska. To the rest of us, he seemed invincible to the cold which made him…pretty cool.
And yes, the fact that he was from a godly family meant a lot to me. Even at five, I was very close to God. I didn’t know what God looked like, but I knew he was special.
Looking back, on this cold winter’s night, I bet some of those teachers got the biggest kick out of us little lovers holding hands.Just like I got a big kick out of my young son’s first love. I took this picture while my son and I were walking his neighbor girl pal home one day. She was just one of his many buddies. They walked ahead of me, and then out of the clear blue sky, she turned to him, grabbed his hand, and said—-
“Brett, you’re my HERO!” as loud as she could, with that big beautiful smile you see here on her face. And then, she kept saying it all the way up the street.
“I know.” Brett replied.
It was the cutest thing, precious really, so I took this picture of them both.
(Okay, I got a kick out of the confidence of my son also, but he said it with a big smile. There he is picking her a flower. )
And here’s the point: When adults reprimand the natural feelings of love that children have of each other, they spoil the trust and friendship that needs to be developed when they get older. They need to trust each other and that starts when they are young. The teachers of today are teaching that all touching is sex. And they don’t even know what sex is yet.
They are really screwing up love, and trust, which leads to marriage. What the hell is wrong with them?
By now, everyone knows about the little boy who got expelled from school for kissing some girls hand. And to put insanity onto it, they called it sexual harassment.
This is feminist indoctrination 101.
It’s made national news, and the smart kid is having fun with it. Obviously, he’s bored, and he really liked this little girl. So —-A kiss on the hand. The reason kids do this stuff, means they see their parents love for each other. And they imitate it. They are imitating love. Not sex. That’s a good thing. More young boys should kiss girl’s hands. This teaches the whole school that ‘boys’ are not to be trusted.
My god.
The school system is out to change all that. There is no love, only sex.
But hey, I’m not worried about the kids. There will always be that first love at five. It’s just a shame that more people don’t stand up to the idiots we are paying to NOT BRAINWASH OUR KIDS—Just because you’re screwed up with leftist feminist bull-crap, doesn’t mean you have a right to destroy our children!
It took my husband to worry me more: “I bet if that kid had kissed a ‘boys’ hand, he would not have been expelled.”
Somebody tell that kid he needs to add that line to his defense.
Was Mandela’s Funeral Just a Nice Taxpaid Vacation for World Leaders?
Nobody Wonders
Okay. This looks bad to many. Three ‘white’ (Obama is white when he wants to be) elitists, one from the very country that jailed Mandela, ignoring the solemn ceremonies at the ‘great’ Mandela’s funeral. So…Nobody Wonders…were these three (Obama, PM David Cameron, PM Danish Helle Thorning Schmidt) –were they just continuing the big party that they had at the hotel the night before? Or was it like the photographer said…everybody was just having a good time–except Michelle who, looked like she was mad because she wanted to go shopping. I’m sure she didn’t like Obama making flirty with a white women either. In AFRICA of all places. None of use really knows what was going through her mind, but jealousy? Who knows what happened before this?
Nobody Wonders if these funeral jaunts by leaders are just excuses for them all to go on vacation at the expense of their people.
On another note: I was not going to watch this video, (found on Knight & Drummer) because it’s 20 minutes out of the day. Who has that kind of time? But…I’m glad I did. Stefan Molyneux gives the real facts about the man Mandela, who….really was a terrorist who killed people, and children. He points out with facts and stats, just how badly South Africa fell apart after Mandela took over.
And so Nobody Wonders why he had 90 world leaders honoring him at his funeral? To make themselves look good to their black voters? Do you like me wonder at what guarded luxury compound they all got together for a big party, or Safari?
Like I said, the rich LOVE Africa. What a nice vacation.
According to Stefan, South Africa, is NOT the place to go unless you are very rich and have your own body guards.
Good to know.
Ryan Holiday Explains How We Are Manipulated…THANKS!
Nobody Knows
I found a very interesting book that everybody should read at least once:
Trust me I’m Lying, Confessions of a Media Manipulator by Ryan Holiday
Ryan Holiday confesses, how he was hired to ‘promote’ stories on the internet, and control pretty much whatever topic he wants to get into the news. In other words…he lies. He describes how he got one of his “clients” in the news in order to promote a movie that was about to be released. And he starts out with something…offending:
Offending always gets the attention AND money:
“I designed the advertisements which I bought and placed around the country, and then promptly called and left anonymous complaints about them, (and leaked copies of my complaints to blogs’ for support.) I alerted college LGBT and women’s rights groups to screenings in their area and baited them to protest our offensive movie at the theater, knowing that the nightly news would cover it. I started a boycott group on Facebook. I orchestrated fake tweets and posted fake comments to articles online. I even won a contest for being the first one to send in a picture of a defaced ad in Chicago (thanks for the free T shirt, Chicago Redeye. Oh. also that photo was from New York ) I manufactured preposterous stories about Tucker’s (FAKE NAME) behavior on and off the move set and purported them to gossip websites which gleefully repeated them. I paid for anti-woman ads on feminist websites and anti-religion ads on Christian websites, knowing each would write about it. Sometimes I just Photo shopped ads onto screenshots of websites and got coverage for controversial ads that never actually ran.
So as the manufactured storm I created played itself out in the press, real people started believing it, and it became true. “
The key word here is “manufactured.” Ryan tells how very easy it is to put out a fake story In fact, he gets paid to do this for a living.
” I can turn nothing into something by placing a story with a small blog that has very low standards, which then becomes the source for a story by a larger blog, and that, in turn, for a story by larger media outlets. I create, to use the words of one media scholar, a “self reinforcing news wave.” People like me do this every day. “
This confession by the professional who works in the business, has to interest us all, because what we see every single day is people just repeating some story they got from somewhere.
Obama doesn’t have to attack his enemies constantly: He has PAID media manipulators to do it for him. The conservatives do the very same thing with the tea party. Karl Rove destroyed just about every one of them he could in the last election, helping to place a democratic majority in the Senate. The way they took down Sarah Palin, and all the tea party candidates is right out of Ryan’s book.
Scandals sell. Scandals are big money. They make them up. What he is saying is that most of our whole media system is based on profits: not truth.
“However the play starts, the end is the same: The economics of the Internet are exploited to change public perception and sell product. But I got sucked into the media underworld, getting hit after publicity hit for my clients and propagating more and more lies to do so. I created false perceptions through blogs, which led to bad conclusions and wrong decisions real decisions in the real world that had consequences for real people. Gradually I began to notice work just like mine appearing everywhere and no one catching onto it or repairing the damage. Stocks took major hits to the tune of tens of millions of dollars, on news from the same unreliable sources I’d often trick with fake stories. I was lost in the same unreality I’d force on other people. I found that not only did I not know what was real anymore, but that I no longer cared.”
This is just a tip of the interesting confessions you will get from Ryan.
In this world where everyone tells you to check Snoopes, or Wikipidia, or some other place, you must always consider the source. Snoopes is owned by Soros. Do we believe what is said there?
Not always.
So…as we hear the same stories being rehashed by bloggers, Newspapers, and National Pundits, how can you tell if that story isn’t just a lie?
You can’t anymore. But there is one clue to it all, and this is something I learned from Marilyn —(Lady genius) 
Whatever you are seeing, or hearing, or whatever poll you are listening to…Always consider the source. That is, if you can even find out who the source was.
In the end, Ryan says we’re cheering on our own deception. It’s very interesting when somebody who makes a living at lying, decides to confess. And now, he is writing books. It’s all…good to know, because so very few of us did. Thanks to Ryan’s confession, we now do.
Mandela and Obama—-Never, EVER, Met a Communist They Didn’t Like
Nobody Reports
Good lord: The day Mandela of Africa died, everyone without exception had nothing but glorious praise for the man who did not hold his white jailers at fault for what they did to him. Most white people were ecstatic about that, since the white race is now considered some kind of continuing demonic race promoting apartheid. I’m sure it’s one of the reasons the rich white politicians made him a big star. (What? You think he did this all by himself? Just like Oprah? He had NO help whatsoever?)
According to reports, it was a white Jewish communist who took a young Mandela under his wings. Much like Obama’s communist mentors, both men remain faithful to the ideas of communists.
NOW…millions of Americans, including this Nobody whose main information at the time on apartheid was a Stevie Wonder song, are finding out what Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher knew: Mandela was a communist. So the question is: Why,— when he got out of jail, was he such a nice guy? Why did he live in a predominantly all white rich neighborhood? Why was he casting himself as the next Gandhi?
Can a politician control his own image in history? Do they even WANT to?
Step outside: Can you see the sun? Do you want it to shine tomorrow? Of course you do.
Mandela did what Clinton, and Obama do every day: They do whatever is going to make them look good to the history books. They’ll even kill people to keep that legacy. (a future blog) Forgiving whites for jailing him, raised Mandela’s legacy to a whole other level…and that level was very profitably.
It’s all about the branding. It’s all about the money:
Following his death on Thursday at the age of 95, the scramble for control of the Mandela legacy – both financial and moral – will involve his family, the ruling African National Congress (ANC), and the Nelson Mandela Foundation he set up to protect his broader message.
At stake is the inheritance that will go to Mandela’s more than 30 children, grandchildren and great grandchildren, some of whom already use the Mandela name and image to market everything from clothing to reality TV.
—-And everyone wants to profit off that glorious Mandela brand. Obama is using it to up his own brand as the son of Mandela. Obama called Mandela in his speech today at the funeral, by his AFRICAN name. (Shouldn’t we honor Obama by calling him by HIS real name: Barry?)
Obama has a lot in common with Mandela. By all accounts, it seems Mandela was a full-fledged communist, most of his life— who studied Islam and hated British colonialism. Exactly what Obama’s early life was all about.
And though at first, Mandela’s prison time was hard…he really didn’t suffer as much as they want you to believe while he was in prison. For many years, he had a very nice life: had hundreds of visitors, got a degree…good food: Oh…he had a lot of time to father 30 children.
- Wow. He fathered his own tribe!
And yes, neither Obama or Mandela seen to have met a communist they didn’t like. Obama, made a big point at the funeral to walk up to Raul Castro and shake his hand with big smiles and kisses for the world to see. This wasn’t some kind of act of “forgive and live together” act. This was because Obama truly likes communism. So did Mandela. His best friends were Fidel Castro and Omar Gaddafi.
Obama killed Gaddafi. So THAT’s why Mandela refused to see him, but hey…do you really think his family, with all the money they are going to make off a President praising their father…Do you think they are going to say, “Obama killed one of Daddy’s best friends!”
Uh…Nope.
We are seeing the groundwork being laid down for Obama’s legacy as the man who challenged the rich greedy white men of America, and put down the apartheid in this country. Forget about the uniting and ending of race in America, Obama has done nothing but fuel the hatred.
Yes… Obama and Mandela had a lot in common. The only difference being, Obama lead a pretty nice middle class life as an American citizen. Mandela…did not. Right now, most blacks in South Africa live on less than $2.00 a day. Mandela, as President, came in with all the right welfare programs, so what has changed?
The black people remain poorer than ever: BUT…they have black Gods now to worship who they know, somewhere, are sitting in multimillion dollar homes. For some odd known reason, they have been br
ainwashed to believe that that’s a GOOD thing. And that’s the biggest scam about communism: the leaders that promise the moon, end up taking it all for themselves.
As for Obama bowing to Raul Castro, (yes…it’s there…) while at the same time talking about political prisoners being held all over the world?
It’s un-American, unbelievable, an historical first, and the biggest joke this side of Joe Biden.
Who, may I remind everyone: is white.
Nobody’s Perfect: Paris, Lindsey, Katy….Dolly?
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have three American diva’s that are crying out for the Nobody’s Perfect award: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Katy Perry.
Did you really want me to talk about Obamacare? I didn’t think so.
First up, we have Paris Hilton, whose only goal in life is to…party, and Lindsey Lohan, whose only goal in life is to..party. You would THINK they would love each other…
But..not anymore. It seems Paris’s brother, Barron Hilton (The Hilton’s like to name their kids properly.) was at a Miami mansion, and said something rather nasty about Lohan, and then Lindsey ordered someone to beat him up. You have to wonder if this was a knockout warm-up or if Barron is just short.
Paris was so mad she posted this in Instagram:
“They both will pay for what they did. No one f—-with my family and gets away with it!! And that she should “watch her back. “
Lindsey then had this to say:
“You talk s— about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get.”
This is pop culture at its best. And a fine example of years going to the best schools. To this Nobody’s Says: Where’s the YouTube video? Come on guys! Was your cell phone stuck in the limo? 
And then there’s the woman who used to be married to the greatest pop socialist of the last decade— Russell Brand: Katy Perry. Just the fact that she married him, should tell you all you need to know about her lack of mental floss.
It seem Katy, in an interview, said that she didn’t let her parents go and watch her sing at President Obama’s inauguration last January, because they were Republicans and did not vote for Obama.
From Newsbusters:
As Perry tells it, her parents met when Mary, “a pot-smoking debutante” and freelance journalist, was covering a tent revival in Las Vegas, which Keith, an acid-dropping hippie turned preacher, was attending. “People don’t understand that I have a great relationship with my parents—like, how that can exist,” she says. “There isn’t any judgment. They don’t necessarily agree with everything I do, but I don’t necessarily agree with everything they do. They’re at peace with—they pray for me is what they do. They’re fascinated with the idea that they created someone who has this much attention on her. My parents are Republicans, and I’m not. They didn’t vote for Obama, but when I was asked to sing at the inauguration, they were like, ‘We can come.’ And I was like, ‘No, you can’t. I love you so much, but that—on principle.’ They understood, but I was like, ‘How dare you?’ in a way.”
How dare they? How DARE they want to go to the Capitol (which they help pay for with taxes) to watch their daughter sing (whom they FED from the time she was a baby) even though they didn’t vote for Obama? (Who they also pay his salary by their federally stolen taxes.) How DARE they?
(Cough) if ONLY they were still pot-smoking acid-dropping hippies again, I bet they could have gone.
Okay: maybe we should take a vote on this one:
All who think that Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan are basically acting like spoiled diva thugs, with little class and not much brains…raise your hands.
All who think that Katy Perry’s rudeness to her own parents, not to mention, the lack of ANY kind of simple understanding of our rights as Americans…raise your hand.
Mmmmm
Who won?
I’m going with Dolly Parton! She recently stuck up for Miley Cyrus’s porn inspiring twerking. Good lord Dolly...as if she needed your help. Did your coat of many colors get lost at the local laundry mat in East St. Louis?
So far, I haven’t seen Paris OR Lindsey twerk at all. Okay. Almost…but not like Miley.
But then again, the year’s not over yet. If Dolly starts twerking— I’m never listening to “I will Always Love You.’ ever again.
Eric Schmidt: Still Creepy…
Nobody Flashes
Ha! Here’s a good laugh on a Monday afternoon…
The ‘creepy’ Google guy, Eric Schmidt, thinks that Amazon should not be allowed to use drones to deliver packages. This from a guy who will BAN your conservative writings against democrats on his Google website. He said THIS in Fortune magazine, and I quote:
“How would you feel,” Google (GOOG) chairman Eric Schmidt asked in the Guardian last April, “if your neighbor went over and bought a commercial observation drone that they can launch from their back yard. It just flies over your house all day. How would you feel about it?”
To which I grabbed THIS quote from Philip Elmer Dewitt:
How would I feel about a drone that could snoop on me? Probably the same way I’d feel about a company that monitored all my online activities — the e-mail I send and receive, the websites I visit, the places I visit, the products I buy, the YouTubes I watch, etc. etc. — and sold that information to advertisers.
Yes, creepy Eric thinks that only governments should have drones because according to him, terrorists could get one and use it.
Ha! They could do that ANYWAY. If a terrorist wants a drone, or a missile, or guns, I’m sure all he has to do is hook up with the Libyan army (who have all those US goodies) and march across our border. And he could get all those things in Mexico!
You have to laugh when one of the biggest spy networks on the planet is worried about other people spying. Why do I call him creepy? He also said this:
The Google policy on a lot of things,” he told attendees at the Aspen Institute’s Washington Ideas Forum, “is to get right up to the creepy line and not cross it.”
The question is: What is Eric’s definition of creepy?
So therefore, every time I see Eric Schmidt I can’t help myself…I think of this guy:
What REALLY Matters is Whether We Have a President or a Tyrant
Nobody’s Opinion
In the beginning of Charles Krauthammer’s No. one bestseller, “Things that Matter” he makes the point that even though the things that really matter are outside of politics, politics is what influences literally everything:
“While science, medicine, art, poetry, architecture, chess, space, sports, number theory and all things hard and beautiful promise purity, elegance and sometimes even transcendence, they are fundamentally subordinate. In the end, they must bow to the sovereignty of politics. You can have the most advanced and efflorescent of cultures, Get your politics wrong, however, and everything stands to be swept away. This is not ancient history. This is Germany 1933.”
And so, with an American President that is becoming a dictator, we face the same surmise. What’s even worse, is we could face future force from our own President, who is building an army to obey…just him.
He has fired over 100 of our top generals. The new ones WILL disarm us.
Obama is not just a lame President: He is a dangerous man.
Many of you that read me, know that I have been talking about this exponentially expanding Presidency for years now. FDR had it perfected. Bill Clinton armed North Korea AND China. Bush set up Homeland Security…TSA searches became the norm. Everything they do that is against the America people and the Constitution, is sold to the American people as necessary—- protecting us.
The people that are crying out against Obama’s tyranny will be targeted, and punished. Obama has said so himself. The IRS scandal, that our politicians did nothing about, is proof. Our military being trained to spot patriots as the enemies of America (who is Obama) is proof. What more do you need? Obama has abandoned all former allies and now arms the very people who kill us.
Yet, his comrade professors are crying out for another term. Will Obama become the final American President?
Let me tell you what frightens me the most tonight: ‘President’ Obama and his wife, Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton, and George W. Bush, all got on Air Force One to fly to Africa.
Have you seen any pictures yet? Have you heard ANY reports? Two opposing parties, three Presidents and one future…all on Air Force One…and what could they possibly be talking about?
Tell me…where are all the propaganda pictures? That alone shows secrecy. And that’s not good.
I’ll tell you what they are not talking about: our horrible school system.
Despite whatever their differences are: They have ONE goal—to put more power into the executive office. All three Presidents have worked for the big money global economy, and that’s—– just not us.
Remember hearing then President George W. Bush, laughing when he said, “If this was a dictatorship, we could get more done. As long as I’m the dictator. HEHHE”?
That wasn’t funny….but that’s the corporate executive response.
Presidents don’t even use Congress anymore, and why should Congress care? They don’t even read the bills they pass. Presidents get their laws through the vast unconstitutional apparatuses of ‘departments.’ Obama is always complaining about Congress. He wants Congress…abolished.
Yesterday would be fine by him.
Go to the library, look in the reference books for government offices, and you will see THOUSANDS of them. In fact, half of the population works for the government, and that’s by design. If you have half the people dependent on that government paycheck and pension, the other half won’t be able to get the people that work for the government to stand up to them.
It’s simple—–they like to eat.
That doesn’t leave much of the private sector left to support them AND the 93 million people that are out of work.
Krauthammer is right. Politics can destroy a country. Obama is amalgamation of communism, socialism and fascism—all of which…needs a dictator. And a few men are finally speaking out: FINALLY.
Obama doesn’t care about the law. There is so much proof that he wasn’t even eligible to run, it’s almost a joke. He lets our men die on the battle field. He encourages race riots. He follows the communist playbook for overtaking a government: Create the problem—-Come in with the solution. And because American children don’t even KNOW what communism is, they just don’t recognize it.
That was by design too.
The way I see it, …soon we have only a sliver of freedom left to us.
They are taking our wills. Our jobs. Our very lives with denying us doctors.
They are turning the screws. They are leaving us…hopeless.
By design.
The official White House pictures that come out of the Mandela funeral kiss-affair will be interesting to see…
So, what can we do? The Presidency can kill anyone without trial: he can ruin their lives with IRS audits: he can suspend ANY law: he can gather dirt on anyone on the planet: he can send them (our soldiers) into dangerous places on HIS orders, without protection, watch them die, and then remain blameless.
Obama actually has the greatest power ever held by one man in human history.
The Presidential seal is getting bigger and bigger with every Presidential appearance he makes. Think I’m kidding?
What we will be sure to see..is more staged pictures of Presidents who hold secrets none of us can even imagine…or would want to.
At this point in time, I’m sure even John Adams would agree (If he saw Obama today) that the Presidency should be taken down to just a man who gets his picture taken in the White House and gives diplomatic parties.
Stripped of all power. George Washington never had the power to kill American citizens at a whim. If we can’t impeach the man, call a Constitutional Convention and strip him of the power he is using now to destroy us all.
Our Presidents have become Kings.. and the American people HAVE to stop them…because, in the end, as I am sure Charles would agree—-
The things that matter most won’t matter anymore, if our politics are wrong.
Nobody Quotes Alexis de Tocqueville
Alexis predicted perfectly Obama’s America:
“Above this race of men stands an immense and tutelary power, which takes upon itself alone to secure their gratifications and to watch over their fate…It provides for their security, foresees and supplies their necessities, facilitates their pleasures, manages their principal concerns, directs their industry…covers the surface of society with a network of small complicated rules, minute and uniform, through which the most original minds and the most energetic characters cannot penetrate to rise about the crowd. The will of man is not shattered, but softened, bent, and guided: men are seldom forced by it to act, but they are constantly restrained from acting. Such a power does not destroy, but it prevents existence: it does not tyrannize, but it compresses, enervates, extinguishes, and stupefies a people, till each nation is reduced to nothing better than a flock of timid and industrious animals of which the government is the shepherds. ”
Nobody Flashes Four Piano Guys
Nobody Flashes
—-Angels We Have Heard On High
Ever since last week’s “Little Drummer Boy” I’ve really been getting in the Christmas spirit….and this video will do it quite nicely.
Here’s another fun one sent in an email from Kim Komando. The house…is really something. And I didn’t even notice the gnomes…did you?
Enjoy!
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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