Joyanna Adams

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Fly Me to the Moon…..

Nobody’s Opinion

The world is slowly getting back to def-con something, and while you would think that Obama would be taking the dangers around the world seriously…you’d be wrong.

He’s partying like its 1999.Respect

I would never have known that Obama threw another big soul-sister party at the White House for himself last week, if somebody hadn’t of noticed that he couldn’t spell the word Respect at the party.

Obama had it down as rs-pect. In fact that’s all he does, peck and peck and peck, like a chicken.

He put that pecking talent of his in his 57 states. Maybe it was the smack from too many Diva’s trying to get some tax breaks at the party that made him flub up. And no doubt, several of the diva’s have relatives that need pardons. Maybe he had been smoking to much of that medicinal Columbia Gold.

(Obama has the French state dinner out in the tent, but he parties with his FRIENDS, inside. Notice? )

While the whole world watched as Putin made Obama and Kerry look like pimples on the butt of a Siberian Tiger last week—Obama was not interested.

Putin has taken over the Ukraine by force, so the Ukraine President is coming to the White House.

(Notice how leaders of countries love to leave when the going gets tough?)  When the going gets bad, the bad ALWAY leave town (Benghazi) and the buck stops—somewhere in the vicinity usually of the nearest conservative threat.

Too bad President Yatsenyuk missed the soul-sister party, but you can’t have it all.

“This is our land,” Yatsenyuk told a crowd gathered at the Kiev statue to Shevchenko. “Our fathers and grandfathers have spilled their blood for this land. And we won’t budge a single centimeter from Ukrainian land. Let Russia and its president know this.”

But excuse me, I have a plane to catch.

No doubt there will be civil war, and all we will do is give them some money.Tom Clancy

And speaking of money, the Secretary of Defense was in front of Congress today, telling them how he plans to cut the military: Housing subsidies for the men, cut: Food subsidies: cut…but don’t worry, the officers will still get raises. Hagel assured the Congress that we would have the finest military in the world…it’s, just not going to be very big.

Yes, I saw that on CPAN….

Turn the channel:(click) Netanyahu is telling the world, HEY! Guess what! Iran is developing nuclear weapons, and America, this scuds for you!

Turn the channel:(click) There’s Dick Cheney, who says,

America has no credibility with European allies following the Syrian crisis last year and will have trouble getting them to agree to sanctions against Russia as a result,”

Turn the channel:(dlick) Andrea Mitchell asks John McCain about military options;

 “I’d love to tell you that there is Andrea, but frankly I do not see it. I wish that there were. … I do not see a military option and it’s tragic.”

Turn the channel: (click) Jim Baker says:

The risks are “very substantial,” Baker said, of the situation turning into more than a “small new Cold War, which I think we are pretty much in right now. I look at this as a Cold War lite.”

Open up the Washington Post: Condi Rice:military Russia

This is not 1968, and Russia is not the Soviet Union. The Russians need foreign investment; oligarchs like traveling to Paris and London, and there are plenty of ill-gotten gains stored in bank accounts abroad; the syndicate that runs Russia cannot tolerate lower oil prices; neither can the Kremlin’s budget, which sustains subsidies toward constituencies that support Putin. Soon, North America’s bounty of oil and gas will swamp Moscow’s capacity. Authorizing the Keystone XL pipeline and championing natural gas exports would signal that we intend to do precisely that. And Europe should finally diversify its energy supply and develop pipelines that do not run through Russia.

(Right…that’s happening real soon Condi.)

Turn the channel back to  CSPAN: (click) Senator Cummings had to get on and give his hour long rant about what how MEAN that Darrell Issa was for not letting him talk on camera.

And speaking of Darrel Issa, (click) even FOX news was demanding his apology, which tells you what?

Turn the channel: (Click): On the other side of the world, a possible terrorist attack. A downed 777 (now 666) was probably blown up by (1) North Korea who likes to lob missiles into the air (2,) Real terrorist who boarded the plane and set off a bomb or  (3). Somebody who wanted to get the news off Putin making Obama look like a fool all over the world.

As I walked around the block tonight in the dark, enjoying the beautiful stars and moon, and trying to adjust to the daylight savings time, (certifiable proof that all politicians enjoy the art of torture and control)  I was thinking that somewhere in the south part of Florida, Obama, and no doubt a few heavy dozen of his best friends, are partying hardy, with 57 other agents, putting the locals out of their homes, streets and roads for the weekend.

And no doubt Tiger Woods will drop by for another Obama golf lesson,, and maybe bring some of those prostitutes he loves so much. Have you noticed that this whole vacation is a complete blackout?

Okay, Joyanna…turn off that TV!

So, I opened up my email: Great.

When Obama took out Gadhafi, he really didn’t let this get out:Congress cuts Vets

Gadhafi had hoarded Africa’s biggest known reserve of MANPADS, with his stock said to number between 15,000 and 20,000. Many of the missiles were stolen by militias fighting in Libya, including those backed by the U.S. their anti-Gadhafi efforts.

Last week, there were unverified claims some MANPADS went missing in Ukraine.

The MANPADS didn’t just move around. Thousands were looted when Gadhafi’s reserves were unprotected following the NATO campaign there in 2011.

What did I learn today? The Republicans are gearing up for war…and it was war weariness that help give us Obama. America is tired of dying in foreign countries where our boys come home maimed, and it’s all for nothing.

NOTHING.

They all wanted us to go into Syria.  Sorry Dick Cheney, Sorry Jim Baker, Sorry, the American people rose up and in one voice said —Hell no, we won’t go. And we don’t want to save the Ukraine. We have our own dictator right here at home to deal with.

The truth is that neither party has kept us safe. 9.11 happened on Bush’s watch.  It should never have happened, and if we are attacked again, it’s a pox on both houses.

You know what? I listened to the news all day long…I’m clicking and clicking…

Right now, you could fly me to the moon.

 

March 9, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, politics | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody LOVES Pilots!

Nobody Flashes

I love anything to do with airplanes. When I was 19, I wanted to learn how to fly a plane, but the closet I got to that, was a plane ride by a guy who took me up in his Cessa 150, under the promise that he would teach me the basics, and well…who knew that planes could go on autopilot while the pilot decides he wants his payment in a kiss? My excitement about going up in a plane, did NOT register my “Hey, how well do you know this guy?” mode in my brain.  I thought, since he was about 60, he had no interest in young girls.

Okay, laugh here. Or not. I was desperate. But, what was I going to do? Jump out? That wasn’t the first OR last time my desire to do something fun had gotten me into trouble.

That trip turned out fine, I managed to get by with just an unwanted kiss, and a great view of the ARCH. And since that time, I have stuck to the big planes.

Now, with that little warm-up story, here’s a few picture from a pilot to the other pilots that read this blog. It’s the Royal Air Force and the photographer wanted the plane to get closer and the email title was “CLOSE ENOUGH?”  (Don’t mess with the Royal Air Force)

(Thanks to amfortas, a pilot and lover of planes.)

Close enough onePlane threePlane twoPlane fourAnd also…how ABOUT landing on a glazier? Something my brave reader snopercod did just a few days ago….and it seems, nowadays, learning how to fly is not as expensive as it use to be, in fact, just like running for President, you don’t even need a birth certificate!

Who knew?

(Thanks to Snopercod for the video)

March 9, 2014 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Are You Ready for the Blood Moons?

Nobody Flashes

 Jesus is quoted as saying: “Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light. … And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.” (Matthew 24:29-30)

Acts 2 states: “And I will show wonders in the heavens and in the earth, blood and fire and pillars of smoke. The sun shall be turned into darkness and the moon into blood before the great and terrible day of the Lord comes.”  Jesus Christ

Are you ready for the blood moons? blood moons

We have a new prophesy coming our way in the next few years: Armageddon will come, the end of days will come, and we’d better watch for those blood moons.

From WND:

The “Blood Moons” phenomenon is a series of four eclipses that will occur this year on two Jewish holy days and again next year on the same Jewish holy days.

The last time the same sequence happened was in 1967 and 1968, when Israel recaptured Jerusalem in the Six-Day War. Before that, it was in the 1940s, when Israel was born.

It didn’t happen in the 1800s, not in the 1700s. Not even in the 1600s.

It did occur in the 1400s, in 1493 and 1494, when the Jews were expelled from Spain. Four total lunar eclipses happening the next two years herald possible war in the Middle East as well as global economic collapse,”

He says historically, this sequence of solar eclipses has been a sign, foretelling important events such as the destruction of the Temple of Jerusalem. Two happened right in a row at the time of destruction of the temple in 70 A.D. and on feast days,” he said.

We made it through the Mayan end of time, and nothing happened—nevertheless we got a great movie, 2012, to remind us all what COULD have happened.

But…If there is anybody that could take the world into the end of days, he’s sitting in the White House right now…

The question is: Will Jesus come back and take him out? Will Jesus save us all, and come riding down over the blood moon, and smashed the armies of the evil and earth will forever be in peace for a thousand years?

I’m not holding my breath for that one.

(I’ve already got the movie title) The Blood Moons (Or the Forgotten Blood Moons, or Blood Moons Rising, or Die Hard Blood Or Lord of the Moons, or Blood Moons Over New Jersey

March 9, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Sarah Palin: Run Sarah, run!

Nobody Flashes

Okay. Confession. I was feeling pretty down today, but as I was doing my house cleaning I had CSpan on and the CPAC convention, ..and at the end, up came Sarah Palin—.

Who gave the speech of her life. It was inspiring, brilliant, entertaining, and the whole time all I kept thinking was “Put Hillary next to this women and Hillary would look like the boring old fool that she is.

So, the day just got better. I’m hoping Sarah runs.

Enjoy!

March 8, 2014 Posted by | Presidentcial Election | , | 2 Comments

Soldiers Put Down the Guns…For Love

Nobody Flashes

I can’t think of anything more uplifting than that moment when the soldier coming home from war gets to meet his baby. (both of them.)

Enjoy!

March 7, 2014 Posted by | Life, love, Military | , | Leave a comment

Rand Paul: Drones, NSA, Constitution…and a few choice words….

Nobody Cares

Unless you watch CSPAN, or have nothing else to do but sit on your computer, you probably missed Rand Paul’s speech at CPAC. Rand of course is right on the fact that Obama has taken dictatorial powers…but…where was Chris Christie on this? His message was “If you don’t win elections it don’t matter” and the Rino’s own the Republican party, and they have no interest in liberty.

Until there are more Rand Paul’s and Ted Cruz’s and Mike Lee’s in the Congress, the fight will always go to the entrenched power, unless we wake up.

God Bless Rand Paul. God damn all those who don’t fight for our rights, and that’s the majority of Congress.

I don’t know how else to say it.

As I watch St. Louis become Detroit, and see Americans being attacked by the ‘black’ man in the White House, who is now on his THIRD vacation, while millions lose their health care, all I want to do is…..

Okay. I’ll go smack my pillow now.

Nobody Cares if I let off a little steam. So go….Enjoy Rand.

March 7, 2014 Posted by | American History, Angry Citizens, tyranny | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Remember George Washington and Donald Trump

Nobody Remembers

Since we have been watching Obama make lame speeches about the Ukraine situation all week, and Putin making a fool out of him, only to find John Kerry THEN have to make a long speech because well, in his own mind he IS President, or should be, and wants everyone to know that…I came upon this quote by George Washington and it just fits the week.

That pretty much sums up WHY we are in the mess we are in. Obama is destroying our military, and spending us into oblivion. George Washington

 There is a rank due to the United States among nations which will be withheld, if not absolutely lost, by the reputation of weakness. If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it: if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known that we are at all times ready for war.

                                                                                                                —George Washington

And since Donald Trump gave such a great speech at CPAC, I figured I’d post it. In the last election, I was for Donald Trump. I have always been a fan of Trump. He is proud of being rich, and why not? I agree with just about everything he says here. But then, that’s me. Trump knows, and George Washington would agree, you have to be at all times ready for war, and that takes money, and Trump would be the best person to know, just how to produce jobs…if you have never read any of his books, go ahead…you cannot help but admire the man.

And the point I most agree with him on, is WHY did we not take Iraq oil? Was it really all about payback for Hussein trying to kill Daddy Bush? Have you noticed that President George W. Bush has never been asked about the loss of Iraq?  Sometimes Nobody Wonders…..

Anyway, Enjoy.

March 6, 2014 Posted by | American History, conservatives, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Michelle Backmann

Nobody’s Fool

The Democrats are trying to manufacture another scandal today, claiming Issa was a ‘bully’, and racist, all to get Issa removed, all in an effort to protect Obama’s involvement of the IRS…so while that circus is going on, we might remind ourselves that Ted Cruz today at CPAC reminded us that repealing Obamacare is still a good option. This “It’s the law of the land” is BS, as was the very act of slavery itself, which was sanctified in the halls of Congress by DEMOCRATS.

So, Michelle reminds us in this speech about how women and children are REALLY going to be the victims of Obamacare…listen, and get mad.

I did.

Michelle Backmann wins the Nobody’s Fool award for the week. They try to hide her, but thanks to Youtube, we can go, and find her.

March 6, 2014 Posted by | Obamacare, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Go Ahead, Let Elijah Talk about…Nothing. It’s Only Our Tax Dollars

Nobody Wins

Here’s a perfect example of how liberals stomp and scream about…nothing. Lois Lerner refused to answer questions in Congress today, so Darrell Issa closed the whole thing down because staying would be a complete waste of everybody’s time…

Unless of course, you wanted to get some camera time. Elijah Cummings felt betrayed! How DARE he not be allowed to speak, so he said he had a question.

Which he didn’t. He just forget it. Or left it. Or it never existed. Maybe his new girlfriend was watching…

Mr. Cummings,” Issa said, “where is your question?”

“If you will sit down and allow me to ask a question! I am a member of a Congress of the United States of America! I am tired of this! We have members over here, each who represents 700,000 people! You cannot just have a one-sided investigation. It is absolutely something wrong with that and it is absolutely un-American!” Cummings shouted.

“We had a hearing. The meeting’s adjourned. I gave you an opportunity to ask a question. You have no question,” Issa said.

Okay. This is your congressman, who evidently doesn’t care that his ‘question’ will get no answer whatsoever, he wants the right to ASK it.

Really, you have to wonder how Darrel Issa manages…with such stupidity. And let’s not forget, he also has to deal with the newly freed slave, Sheila Jackson.

March 5, 2014 Posted by | Congress, humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Would Lois Lerner Even TELL The Truth? Can a Pig Drive a Car?

Nobody Wonders

Lois Lerner pleated the “5th” again today in front of Congress, who is trying to figure out just WHO was using the IRS to go after Tea Party organizations.

Congress could grant her immunity, but even if they did grant her immunity for her testimony— so what? As we see from this bold-faced lie from the NSA chief, nothing would happen to her. She could lie, about how innocent she was, and lie about Obama’s involvement, and lie, lie, and lie some more.

Would Congress hold her for perjury? Would Eric Holder? No, they would probably all thank her for her time.

Nobody Wonders…why the powerful continue to be untouchable–but she is clearly not afraid, Obama has his back…I mean HER back.

But if you or I committed perjury?

NO hole would be big enough.

March 5, 2014 Posted by | conspiracy, corruption, IRS, Uncategorized | , , , , | 5 Comments

The REAL Conspiracy: Why Hillary Did Not Tell Us About Obama

Nobody Knows

Michael Shrimpton is a Specialist in National Security and Constitutional Law, also an expert in Strategic Intelligence and Counter-Terrorism. He is also a professor of Intelligence Studies with the Department of National Security, and Intelligence and Space Studies. He teaches at the Master level in American Military University.

Not exactly a conspiracy nut.

I have always believed that Obama was not vetted out, but Nobody Knows why? Since it seems that Giuliani, and the Clintons, and who the heck else knew, that Obama was not qualified to be President? WHY did none of these people think enough of the country to tell us? To expose him as the fraud he is?

Even Hillary, who would have benefitted the most? Why?

To me, the fact that a lot of people knew and yet, said nothing, is just as troubling as the fact that Obama is in office and destroying the country.

THAT is the real conspiracy.

(Thanks to amfortas)

 

 

March 4, 2014 Posted by | American History, Obama | , , | 1 Comment

It’s Starting…In Connecticut

Nobody Reports

They just passed a law In Connecticut that all gun owners must register their guns or face felony charges. This is how it starts, and here is one man who stood up.

Bravo to John Cinque. He will not be the last.

People supporting guns

March 4, 2014 Posted by | Gun Control, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: John Kerry VS The Alligator

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have our “What button?” new Secretary of State, Swifty Boat Captain, John Kerry, stating that the USSR was no threat to any and the cold war was over and then making fun of Sarah Palin AND Mitt Romney for claiming that yes, Russia is to be watched.

And they were RIGHT. Russia has invaded the Ukraine.

And so, still in shock at the fact that he was wrong, and how it’s just not in his cultural upbringing to even think that Russia would even DARE act unlike a fellow civilized member of Harvard, John Kerry, said this:

“It would be very difficult for me to understand how Russia would reconcile its position on Libya, its position on Syria, its warnings against intervention in another country and then not respect the sovereignty of Ukraine and the will of the people there,” Kerry said.

“We’re hoping that Russia will not see this as a sort of continuation of the Cold War, we don’t see it that way,” Kerry said Wednesday on “Andrea Mitchell Reports” on MSNBC. “We do not believe this should be an East-West, Russia-United States — this is not ‘Rocky IV.’”

“It’s an incredible act of aggression…It is a really a stunning willful choice by President Putin to invade to another country.

“You just don’t in the 21st century behave in 19th century fashion by invading another country on completely trumped-up pretext isolate Russia with respect to this invasion. “

Well, Kerry has certainly come out with a bundle of good quotes to explain his shock and awe.  He just didn’t see this coming.snake swallows

And neither did the alligator, who for years, has had no fear from any other creature on the planet. Why be swallowed by a mere snake? Impossible! To think, that silly crane, and that turtle warned him…really. Don’t they know NOBODY would dare to attack him?

Poor guy.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Why, John Kerry of course! An alligator, had a real disadvantaged. He can’t read.

Evidently, John Kerry doesn’t either, but he could take out a few history books…you know. Just to make us all feel a bit safer…he is after all…

SECRETARY OF STATE!!! Swimming With Alligators

Good god.

March 3, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Updates the Oscars…

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WAIT! Michelle Obama let Will Smith give the Oscar to “Roots” for the best picture award instead of hogging the limelight herself! What a surprise. Really, I’m shocked. How sweet of her.

What? It wasn’t Roots? It was about black slaves, wasn’t it?— and was dedicated to all the slaves of the world…which they forgot to mention is all people in communists countries, and all Muslim women. Blacks still have slaves in Africa, but wow…it took Robert Redford’s son to bring it to the world, showing that white guilt is still strong and alive in Hollywood.

Come on. Brad Pitt is Robert’s Redford illegitimate step-child. Either that or he donated sperm to make money, before he became famous. LOOK at that face.

Yes, I watched the Oscars along with millions, and you’ll have to trust me on this: only missed ONE win. I thought U2 would win—who knew the judges  would actually judge on musical content?

Wonders never cease.

The most annoying thing about the night was watching Sandy Bullock suffer hundreds of camera shots–while watching everyone on her film win an Oscar but her. And they were all from Mexico! Poor girl. There were actual tears in her eyes when she lost. None of us will ever know how much she suffered floating around in harnesses, getting butt shots. And botox, which by the way, Goldie Hawn and Kim Novak should just buy the stock instead of the product.

Kim Novak—She’s 81, looks 51, but can’t move her mouth. What producer had a crush on her?

George Clooney and Tom Hanks, didn’t even bother to show up. John Travolta was trying much too hard to get in all Ellen’s Twitter Selfies, who was trying to make all us (according to Jimmy Kimmel) fat, lazy, stupid Americans connect with the rich Hollywood elites, who in brotherhood to the masses, took a slice.

Yeah, that worked.

Ellen was…boring, probably because she was bored.

The best joke of the night was when Ellen DeGeneres called all the movie stars “racist.” Which they are. The whole thing was how everyone was bending over BACKWARDS to show the world how unprejudiced they all are, which only convinces the rest of us that their raciest white guilt runs deeper than Obama’s hypocrisy that he IS a black man.

HA!

Enough. I am here to tell you that while all the conservatives on twitter today were ecstatic that somebody actually mentioned GOD (Matthew)…..do remember that Obama is meeting with the Pope soon. And they are BOTH going to use God—in order for them to take MORE of your paycheck to help the poor.

Now, back to my leftover heavily buttered popcorn.

 

 

March 3, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Entertainers, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment