Nobody LOVES Pilots!
Nobody Flashes
I love anything to do with airplanes. When I was 19, I wanted to learn how to fly a plane, but the closet I got to that, was a plane ride by a guy who took me up in his Cessa 150, under the promise that he would teach me the basics, and well…who knew that planes could go on autopilot while the pilot decides he wants his payment in a kiss? My excitement about going up in a plane, did NOT register my “Hey, how well do you know this guy?” mode in my brain. I thought, since he was about 60, he had no interest in young girls.
Okay, laugh here. Or not. I was desperate. But, what was I going to do? Jump out? That wasn’t the first OR last time my desire to do something fun had gotten me into trouble.
That trip turned out fine, I managed to get by with just an unwanted kiss, and a great view of the ARCH. And since that time, I have stuck to the big planes.
Now, with that little warm-up story, here’s a few picture from a pilot to the other pilots that read this blog. It’s the Royal Air Force and the photographer wanted the plane to get closer and the email title was “CLOSE ENOUGH?” (Don’t mess with the Royal Air Force)
(Thanks to amfortas, a pilot and lover of planes.)



And also…how ABOUT landing on a glazier? Something my brave reader snopercod did just a few days ago….and it seems, nowadays, learning how to fly is not as expensive as it use to be, in fact, just like running for President, you don’t even need a birth certificate!
Who knew?
(Thanks to Snopercod for the video)
Are You Ready for the Blood Moons?
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Jesus is quoted as saying: “Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light. … And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.” (Matthew 24:29-30)
Acts 2 states: “And I will show wonders in the heavens and in the earth, blood and fire and pillars of smoke. The sun shall be turned into darkness and the moon into blood before the great and terrible day of the Lord comes.” Jesus Christ
Are you ready for the blood moons? 
We have a new prophesy coming our way in the next few years: Armageddon will come, the end of days will come, and we’d better watch for those blood moons.
From WND:
The “Blood Moons” phenomenon is a series of four eclipses that will occur this year on two Jewish holy days and again next year on the same Jewish holy days.
The last time the same sequence happened was in 1967 and 1968, when Israel recaptured Jerusalem in the Six-Day War. Before that, it was in the 1940s, when Israel was born.
It didn’t happen in the 1800s, not in the 1700s. Not even in the 1600s.
It did occur in the 1400s, in 1493 and 1494, when the Jews were expelled from Spain. Four total lunar eclipses happening the next two years herald possible war in the Middle East as well as global economic collapse,”
He says historically, this sequence of solar eclipses has been a sign, foretelling important events such as the destruction of the Temple of Jerusalem. Two happened right in a row at the time of destruction of the temple in 70 A.D. and on feast days,” he said.
We made it through the Mayan end of time, and nothing happened—nevertheless we got a great movie, 2012, to remind us all what COULD have happened.
But…If there is anybody that could take the world into the end of days, he’s sitting in the White House right now…
The question is: Will Jesus come back and take him out? Will Jesus save us all, and come riding down over the blood moon, and smashed the armies of the evil and earth will forever be in peace for a thousand years?
I’m not holding my breath for that one.
(I’ve already got the movie title) The Blood Moons (Or the Forgotten Blood Moons, or Blood Moons Rising, or Die Hard Blood Or Lord of the Moons, or Blood Moons Over New Jersey
Sarah Palin: Run Sarah, run!
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Okay. Confession. I was feeling pretty down today, but as I was doing my house cleaning I had CSpan on and the CPAC convention, ..and at the end, up came Sarah Palin—.
Who gave the speech of her life. It was inspiring, brilliant, entertaining, and the whole time all I kept thinking was “Put Hillary next to this women and Hillary would look like the boring old fool that she is.
So, the day just got better. I’m hoping Sarah runs.
Enjoy!
Soldiers Put Down the Guns…For Love
Nobody Flashes
I can’t think of anything more uplifting than that moment when the soldier coming home from war gets to meet his baby. (both of them.)
Enjoy!
Rand Paul: Drones, NSA, Constitution…and a few choice words….
Nobody Cares
Unless you watch CSPAN, or have nothing else to do but sit on your computer, you probably missed Rand Paul’s speech at CPAC. Rand of course is right on the fact that Obama has taken dictatorial powers…but…where was Chris Christie on this? His message was “If you don’t win elections it don’t matter” and the Rino’s own the Republican party, and they have no interest in liberty.
Until there are more Rand Paul’s and Ted Cruz’s and Mike Lee’s in the Congress, the fight will always go to the entrenched power, unless we wake up.
God Bless Rand Paul. God damn all those who don’t fight for our rights, and that’s the majority of Congress.
I don’t know how else to say it.
As I watch St. Louis become Detroit, and see Americans being attacked by the ‘black’ man in the White House, who is now on his THIRD vacation, while millions lose their health care, all I want to do is…..
Okay. I’ll go smack my pillow now.
Nobody Cares if I let off a little steam. So go….Enjoy Rand.
Nobody Remember George Washington and Donald Trump
Nobody Remembers
Since we have been watching Obama make lame speeches about the Ukraine situation all week, and Putin making a fool out of him, only to find John Kerry THEN have to make a long speech because well, in his own mind he IS President, or should be, and wants everyone to know that…I came upon this quote by George Washington and it just fits the week.
That pretty much sums up WHY we are in the mess we are in. Obama is destroying our military, and spending us into oblivion. 
There is a rank due to the United States among nations which will be withheld, if not absolutely lost, by the reputation of weakness. If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it: if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known that we are at all times ready for war.
—George Washington
And since Donald Trump gave such a great speech at CPAC, I figured I’d post it. In the last election, I was for Donald Trump. I have always been a fan of Trump. He is proud of being rich, and why not? I agree with just about everything he says here. But then, that’s me. Trump knows, and George Washington would agree, you have to be at all times ready for war, and that takes money, and Trump would be the best person to know, just how to produce jobs…if you have never read any of his books, go ahead…you cannot help but admire the man.
And the point I most agree with him on, is WHY did we not take Iraq oil? Was it really all about payback for Hussein trying to kill Daddy Bush? Have you noticed that President George W. Bush has never been asked about the loss of Iraq? Sometimes Nobody Wonders…..
Anyway, Enjoy.
Nobody’s Fool: Michelle Backmann
Nobody’s Fool
The Democrats are trying to manufacture another scandal today, claiming Issa was a ‘bully’, and racist, all to get Issa removed, all in an effort to protect Obama’s involvement of the IRS…so while that circus is going on, we might remind ourselves that Ted Cruz today at CPAC reminded us that repealing Obamacare is still a good option. This “It’s the law of the land” is BS, as was the very act of slavery itself, which was sanctified in the halls of Congress by DEMOCRATS.
So, Michelle reminds us in this speech about how women and children are REALLY going to be the victims of Obamacare…listen, and get mad.
I did.
Michelle Backmann wins the Nobody’s Fool award for the week. They try to hide her, but thanks to Youtube, we can go, and find her.
Go Ahead, Let Elijah Talk about…Nothing. It’s Only Our Tax Dollars
Nobody Wins
Here’s a perfect example of how liberals stomp and scream about…nothing. Lois Lerner refused to answer questions in Congress today, so Darrell Issa closed the whole thing down because staying would be a complete waste of everybody’s time…
Unless of course, you wanted to get some camera time. Elijah Cummings felt betrayed! How DARE he not be allowed to speak, so he said he had a question.
Which he didn’t. He just forget it. Or left it. Or it never existed. Maybe his new girlfriend was watching…
Mr. Cummings,” Issa said, “where is your question?”
“If you will sit down and allow me to ask a question! I am a member of a Congress of the United States of America! I am tired of this! We have members over here, each who represents 700,000 people! You cannot just have a one-sided investigation. It is absolutely something wrong with that and it is absolutely un-American!” Cummings shouted.
“We had a hearing. The meeting’s adjourned. I gave you an opportunity to ask a question. You have no question,” Issa said.
Okay. This is your congressman, who evidently doesn’t care that his ‘question’ will get no answer whatsoever, he wants the right to ASK it.
Really, you have to wonder how Darrel Issa manages…with such stupidity. And let’s not forget, he also has to deal with the newly freed slave, Sheila Jackson.
Would Lois Lerner Even TELL The Truth? Can a Pig Drive a Car?
Nobody Wonders
Lois Lerner pleated the “5th” again today in front of Congress, who is trying to figure out just WHO was using the IRS to go after Tea Party organizations.
Congress could grant her immunity, but even if they did grant her immunity for her testimony— so what? As we see from this bold-faced lie from the NSA chief, nothing would happen to her. She could lie, about how innocent she was, and lie about Obama’s involvement, and lie, lie, and lie some more.
Would Congress hold her for perjury? Would Eric Holder? No, they would probably all thank her for her time.
Nobody Wonders…why the powerful continue to be untouchable–but she is clearly not afraid, Obama has his back…I mean HER back.
But if you or I committed perjury?
NO hole would be big enough.
The REAL Conspiracy: Why Hillary Did Not Tell Us About Obama
Nobody Knows
Michael Shrimpton is a Specialist in National Security and Constitutional Law, also an expert in Strategic Intelligence and Counter-Terrorism. He is also a professor of Intelligence Studies with the Department of National Security, and Intelligence and Space Studies. He teaches at the Master level in American Military University.
Not exactly a conspiracy nut.
I have always believed that Obama was not vetted out, but Nobody Knows why? Since it seems that Giuliani, and the Clintons, and who the heck else knew, that Obama was not qualified to be President? WHY did none of these people think enough of the country to tell us? To expose him as the fraud he is?
Even Hillary, who would have benefitted the most? Why?
To me, the fact that a lot of people knew and yet, said nothing, is just as troubling as the fact that Obama is in office and destroying the country.
THAT is the real conspiracy.
(Thanks to amfortas)
It’s Starting…In Connecticut
Nobody Reports
They just passed a law In Connecticut that all gun owners must register their guns or face felony charges. This is how it starts, and here is one man who stood up.
Bravo to John Cinque. He will not be the last.
Nobody’s Perfect: John Kerry VS The Alligator
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have our “What button?” new Secretary of State, Swifty Boat Captain, John Kerry, stating that the USSR was no threat to any and the cold war was over and then making fun of Sarah Palin AND Mitt Romney for claiming that yes, Russia is to be watched.
And they were RIGHT. Russia has invaded the Ukraine.
And so, still in shock at the fact that he was wrong, and how it’s just not in his cultural upbringing to even think that Russia would even DARE act unlike a fellow civilized member of Harvard, John Kerry, said this:
“It would be very difficult for me to understand how Russia would reconcile its position on Libya, its position on Syria, its warnings against intervention in another country and then not respect the sovereignty of Ukraine and the will of the people there,” Kerry said.
“We’re hoping that Russia will not see this as a sort of continuation of the Cold War, we don’t see it that way,” Kerry said Wednesday on “Andrea Mitchell Reports” on MSNBC. “We do not believe this should be an East-West, Russia-United States — this is not ‘Rocky IV.’”
“It’s an incredible act of aggression…It is a really a stunning willful choice by President Putin to invade to another country.
“You just don’t in the 21st century behave in 19th century fashion by invading another country on completely trumped-up pretext isolate Russia with respect to this invasion. “
Well, Kerry has certainly come out with a bundle of good quotes to explain his shock and awe. He just didn’t see this coming.
And neither did the alligator, who for years, has had no fear from any other creature on the planet. Why be swallowed by a mere snake? Impossible! To think, that silly crane, and that turtle warned him…really. Don’t they know NOBODY would dare to attack him?
Poor guy.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Why, John Kerry of course! An alligator, had a real disadvantaged. He can’t read.
Evidently, John Kerry doesn’t either, but he could take out a few history books…you know. Just to make us all feel a bit safer…he is after all…
Good god.
Nobody Updates the Oscars…
Nobody Flashes
WAIT! Michelle Obama let Will Smith give the Oscar to “Roots” for the best picture award instead of hogging the limelight herself! What a surprise. Really, I’m shocked. How sweet of her.
What? It wasn’t Roots? It was about black slaves, wasn’t it?— and was dedicated to all the slaves of the world…which they forgot to mention is all people in communists countries, and all Muslim women. Blacks still have slaves in Africa, but wow…it took Robert Redford’s son to bring it to the world, showing that white guilt is still strong and alive in Hollywood.
Come on. Brad Pitt is Robert’s Redford illegitimate step-child. Either that or he donated sperm to make money, before he became famous. LOOK at that face.
Yes, I watched the Oscars along with millions, and you’ll have to trust me on this: only missed ONE win. I thought U2 would win—who knew the judges would actually judge on musical content?
Wonders never cease.
The most annoying thing about the night was watching Sandy Bullock suffer hundreds of camera shots–while watching everyone on her film win an Oscar but her. And they were all from Mexico! Poor girl. There were actual tears in her eyes when she lost. None of us will ever know how much she suffered floating around in harnesses, getting butt shots. And botox, which by the way, Goldie Hawn and Kim Novak should just buy the stock instead of the product.
Kim Novak—She’s 81, looks 51, but can’t move her mouth. What producer had a crush on her?
George Clooney and Tom Hanks, didn’t even bother to show up. John Travolta was trying much too hard to get in all Ellen’s Twitter Selfies, who was trying to make all us (according to Jimmy Kimmel) fat, lazy, stupid Americans connect with the rich Hollywood elites, who in brotherhood to the masses, took a slice.
Yeah, that worked.
Ellen was…boring, probably because she was bored.
The best joke of the night was when Ellen DeGeneres called all the movie stars “racist.” Which they are. The whole thing was how everyone was bending over BACKWARDS to show the world how unprejudiced they all are, which only convinces the rest of us that their raciest white guilt runs deeper than Obama’s hypocrisy that he IS a black man.
HA!
Enough. I am here to tell you that while all the conservatives on twitter today were ecstatic that somebody actually mentioned GOD (Matthew)…..do remember that Obama is meeting with the Pope soon. And they are BOTH going to use God—in order for them to take MORE of your paycheck to help the poor.
Now, back to my leftover heavily buttered popcorn.






