Nobody’s Perfect: Google VS British Airways
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we wander into the skies of “oops” and “sorry” didn’t mean to do that….maybe this flying machine is not safe after all…
We have Google VS British Airlines
First, lets’ explore Google. It seems one of their LOON ‘balloons’ fell on some ladies house. In fact, she didn’t even know it, until the cops knocked on her door. And nobody knew what the heck it was. Surely, it was a weather balloon, at least that’s what they all thought;
What’s a loon balloon? It’s Google’s answer to hooking up rich executives to their I Phones when they escape to their newly built multi-million dollar survival shelters that are being built for them when the Zombie apocalypse hits the streets. What? Is this the Zuckerface wants every single person on the planet to be able to Google Facebook or what? Okay, so Zuckerberg is not Google, but come on. All these guys work together. Or….maybe Google is doing this because they are not so sure that the electrical grids are going to hold up…after nuclear warfare or EMP events. Or maybe they feel so upset in their very big liberal hearts that the little boy in the Congo can’t get enough friends and likes on his FACEBOOK page that they are sparing no expense to build a web in the sky. Who knows?
On the other hand, we witnessed last week, that nasty fire on a British Airway plane that just blew up on the runway in Las Vegas:
Turns out the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) warned both Boeing and General Electric, the 777’s engine-maker, about a flaw in the plane’s engine design that could result in the very catastrophe that took place last week at McCarran Airport in Las Vegas.
What’s worse is that the safety warning was issued over four years ago. The FAA warned that cracks could form in the engine’s high-pressure compressor spool causing “uncontained engine failure and damage to the airplane.” In other words, the FAA knew that the engine’s turbines could fail under stress, causing an explosion and a shower of debris big enough to set the rest of the plane on fire.
Oops.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
As much as I want to make fun of Zuckerface, or the guys at Google. If they want to throw balloons in the air, and they have the money, and those balloons don’t mess up traffic in the sky, I don’t think a few balloons falling on the ground is going to be a big deal, as long as they don’t fall and start a fire. Of course, if that happened we won’t hear about it.
That leaves British Airways, who seems to put the blame on Boeing and General Electric. Companies who has made it possible for China to actually put some missile of their own on that airport in Las Vegas.
A British Airways spokesman said: “The safety of our customers and crew is always our priority, and we are looking after those who were on board the BA2276 from Las Vegas to London Gatwick following an incident on Tuesday September 8, 2015″.
Yes, British Airways wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week. Nobody was killed, and only 14 people were hurt due to the fact that once again, the pilot had enough sense NOT to take off. But still, if I lived in London and wanted to book a flight to Las Vegas…I think I would GOOGLE some stats first on the safest plane to take.
But that’s just me.
Carly Fiorina Teaches Hillary How to Attract the Liberal Woman’s Vote
Nobody Flashes
Here’s an ad by Carly Fiorina, who is teaching Hillary Clinton how to go after the woman’s vote.
Right now, Hillary is wishing Carly was on her staff.
Enjoy!
Is Ben Carson Jeb’s Ticket to the White House?
Nobody’s Opinion
It was funny I thought: When I walked into several local libraries last week, there it was, right in front of the entrance—Ben Carson’s book ONE NATION. And then I noticed, it was in all the book stores…and displayed at Wal-Mart, Target, etc. right up front where you couldn’t miss it. When it comes to Wal-Mart and any other outlet store, we all know that companies PAY for this prime showcases, as in the grocery stores, the middle shelves and the checkout lines pay big bucks to display their items so that you notice them first. It’s all a part of marketing. You could say, that whoever published this book had thought of the perfect release date, and paid big money to get it noticed.
But the library? Who runs that? Why wasn’t Jeb Bush’s, Hillary Clinton’s, or one of the many books that Donald Trump has written, right up on the center display case With Ben Carson?
You tell me.
I dismissed the thought as just a coincidence until I noticed, that Ben Carson was being interviewed on ALL the cable and radio station last week. Coincidence? How can it be? When you hear every single pundit on all the radio stations DYING to get rid of the front-runner, Donald Trump, you can believe they want Donald out of the running so badly, they are promoting the second runner-up in hopes to destroy him.
Nobody Thinks this is the second strategy for the Bush camp. Jeb cannot even put a dent in Trump. They will promote Ben Carson, who they hope will knock Trump out of the race, and then Jeb will slowly move forward and they (Karl Rover and the Bush camp) think that Jeb could surely beat out Ben Carson, or they will ask him to be VP. If I’m right, then Ben Carson will get some pretty good questions in the upcoming GOP debate this week.
After all, it’s being held at the Reagan library, and Michael Reagan has been especially nasty to Trump. I take Michael with a grain of salt because if you know much about Michael, he really didn’t spend too much time with his own dad. Reagan for whatever reason, didn’t spend great amounts of time with any of his kids as he was so busy. He’s always comparing Trump to his dad.
The only way you can compare Ronald Reagan with Donald Trump is how they make you feel after you listen to them. BOTH men, gave you hope…..and there’s nothing more important to a dying country than that. What do you think Obama sold? Hope, which turned out to be Hell. 
But, back to the upcoming debate. Looking at it from Jeb’s point of view, Carly Fiorina poses a much greater threat to Jeb than Ben Carson. She’s smarter off the cuff for one thing. Jeb is not a quick thinker on his feet. Carly could defeat Jeb. I think they tried to get rid of her, by putting her in the second tier first time out.
She did so well…she just didn’t let them.
Another interesting fact that came out in the interviews this week is that Ben Carson is NOT this “Oh, I’m just a brilliant brain surgeon who decided to save the country.” Oh no, Mr. Carson has been busy sitting on the boards of humongous companies, where I’m sure he was paid very well. He said this of course because he wants America to think he knows business too.
Carson said his time on the boards of Kellogg Co and Costco Wholesale Corp, including on compensation committees, showed he had well-rounded experience.
“You get an enormous amount of experience doing those things,” he said, speaking on CBS after Trump. In fact, if you go back and you look at the compensation of the top executives, it was really very reasonable, nothing like what you were talking about in the previous segment.”
I don’t know about you, but how do you go about getting on the board of Kellogg when supposedly, you just want to be a doctor? Clearly, Ben Carson..KNOWS the right people, and a position on Kellogg is reserved for only the few elite. Which means— he is already hanging out with the people in power while he is putting on this, “I just decided to jump into this because I think I should.” ––which sounds so disingenuous.
Serves on the board of Kellogg? Funny. A brain surgeon was sitting on the board of Kellogg, the same company that has put so much crap in our kids for decade after decade?
What did he do there?
After his Presidency, what other boards will he serve on? And while he claims to be ‘for the people’ ….the polls show nothing else but this: Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are leading in the polls because the American people know that Wall Street, the Fortune 500 companies come BEFORE the American people. Congress works for them. Presidents work for them. And we are all tired of it.
And will those big companies continue to get tax breaks with Ben Carson? By what he has said so far….in my mind, yes.
Donald Trump, who as far as we know, spends all his time running his own empire said this:
“It’s disgraceful. Sometimes the boards rule but I would probably say it’s less than 10 percent; and you see these guys making enormous amounts of money. It’s a total and complete joke.”
Well, here we go again. Ben Carson, is no doubt an extremely intelligent man. BUT…do I trust him yet? I’ll get back to you on that. I’d rather take a man who doesn’t sit on boards of companies and collect checks.
We live in a world where China AND Russia are sending nuclear subs to threatened us right off our shores. Will Ben Carson remain soft-spoken to them? Will they just laugh at him? They already have a soft-spoken man talking to them.
One thing that is sure about people who present themselves as being “perfect and humble.”–they are usually neither, and you find it out too late.
I’d rather have a Donald Trump, full on proud and ambitious. Full on ready to fight.
With Donald, what you see is what you get. And in this world of continuous political deception, frankly—-that’s refreshing.
It’s going to be interesting to see what happens this week, but watch Ben Carson. He is the Rino’s Obi-Wan. Ben, is their only hope to getting Jeb the nomination.
Ben Carson might have risen up from poverty in Detroit.
But he went to Yale…Obama went to Harvard. ALL our recent leaders have come out of these hotbed global ruling institutions, and look where it’s gotten us….and here we see that the BUSH family has had their eyes on Ben Carson for quite some time. I’ll be watching to see if Dr. Carson attacks Jeb Bush in any way…..and I’m pretty sure, it’s NOT going to happen.
Here we go again.
Nobody Reads Ben Carson’s, One Nation
Nobody Reads
There is a reason Ben Carson is second in the lead…in the last debate, he was so different from all the other candidates, for a minute I thought Yoda had been reincarnated. I can just see Ben Carson saying..
“Do, or not Do. There is no in-between.”
How can you not like the guy after the fabulous entrance he made at the Prayer Breakfast in front of Obama? A black man, DARED to insult one of Obama’s favorite legacies? Watch Obama’s face in the video above,…clearly right from the start, Dr. Carson has sent a “OMG…this is NOT good.” look on his face. Then he gets…mad…then around 2.28, he is looking down at something, probably his cellphone…someone is ranting to him about what just happened, because before that scene, no black person in the world had DARED to stand up to Obama.
It was priceless! I’m sure Ben wanted to run for the Presidency before this speech, because why else was he talking about taxes and Obamacare? Right. You don’t get to be a neurosurgeon by being stupid.
In his book, One Nation, he goes into more detail about that famous moment:
“Many have commented that the president appeared to be uncomfortable during my speech, but I was not paying particular attention to him or his reactions, as my comments were really directed more at the American people than the people on the dais. At the conclusion of the program, the president approached me to shake my hand and thank me for my participation. He did not appear to be hostile or angry, but within a matter of minutes after the conclusion of the program, I received a call from some of the prayer breakfast organizers saying that the White House was upset and requesting that I call the president and apologize for offending him, I said that I did not think that he was offended and that I didn’t think that such a call was warranted.”
Obama wanted an apology? The KING wanted an apology? Did you hear about that little narcissistic nibble on the news? Ha!
I plan on reading the rest of the book, among the other candidates books in the future…just because I know, most people don’t have the time, so I’ll let you know the highlights when I can.
If there is one thing Ben Carson is: It’s original. And what he says from here on in…is going to be great.
Nobody’s Email: Grim Reapers…Low Flying….Duck….
Nobody Gets Email
I saw this on amfortas’s Facebook page…if you love planes, you’ll enjoy this and wish you were there.
F-15C “Grim Reapers”, 493rd TFS 48th TFW, RAF Lakenheath in the LFA7 Low level training area in Wales near Dolgellau F-15C
The 493d FS is a combat-ready F-15 Eagle squadron capable of executing air superiority and air defense missions in support of United States Air Forces in Europe, United States European Command, and NATO operations. It employs air-to-air weapons.
Is this cool or what?
(Thanks to amfortas!)
Rainbows on 9/11
Nobody Cares
I usually don’t have much time to just sit around and watch a movie more than once, but yesterday I watched the documentary “What the Bleep Do We Know?” again. Basically it’s about quantum physics and how our very thoughts can affect events and what happens to us. It’s worth a view. Really.
There was one section in the movie where a man said they did an experiment in D.C., a sort of psychic experiment, where they gathered a lot of people who came to the city, and just meditated on stopping the crime rate. It went down that year, 25 percent he said. Of course…that experiment was debunked on Youtube, and I think, it depends—on many things, whether you are a skeptic or not. CAN our thoughts tap into some kind of molecular universal force that will manifest outcomes? After all, Thomas Edison, who was no fool, tried to tap into it.
Some call it the “god” effect, and I must say, I’ve had some really strange thing happen in my life time, that could not have been mere coincidences. Millions of people have this happen to them everyday, but they don’t think about it much.
For instance, when I was 19, I had just started playing the drums, and I remember passing a hotel, one of the maybe 100 hotels in the city and I thought to myself, “Wow…if ONLY I could be good enough to get in a band and play there. Get out of dodge woman… you dream, I said to myself.” And then I forgot that thought completely.
Would you be surprised if I told you that just by random chance, within a month I had gotten a job with my first band, who just HAPPENED to get booked in their next job there by chance? Did I WISH that so much that somewhere in the quantum physics of the universe it just happened?
And what are the odds, that the night before 9.11/ a beautiful rainbow appeared to land RIGHT on the spot in New York City where all those souls were murdered? 
Coincidence? Or quantum physics at work? Or just that force we call God. What do YOU think?
9/11 Prayer for Just Another Day
Nobody Remembers
Next to the Kennedy assassination, 9/11 marks the other saddest historical day in most baby boomer’s lives.
And despite, all the thousands of video’s and the mass media attention that it got, I still recall what I was thinking when both those buildings came down SO quickly, and in such perfect fashion. No matter how many debunker video’s I watched on Youtube, about how anybody who questioned the science of what we saw that day was stupid—I never did buy it.
And I too, thought George W. Bush’s actions that day were beyond explicable. You get the news that another building has been hit and you keep on reading to children? Really?
Still, when you think about all the good people who were killed that day–and what is happening now with Obama and his dangerous actions with Iran, like many people I wonder….
What will happen next? Ted Cruz warned of an EMP over the Eastern Seaboard. We can HOPE that will not happen, but do you trust our President to protect us?
I don’t.
Let’s hope that today, is just another day….of remembrance—and deeply felt prayers for the families that still suffer from their loss.
Let’s hope, all our soldiers around the world, remain safe.
Nobody’s Fool: Paul Joseph Watson
Nobody’s Fool
I love this guy. Here he explains everything you wanted to know about the refugee crisis in just a few minutes.
Congratulations Paul. You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the month…If I could, I’d send you a trophy.
Mr. Watson is more than a higher intellect, he’s also courageous.
Alex Jones is lucky to have him.
Iran, Russia, now the USA.. Just—Jail Those Christians.
Nobody Wins
When Trump came out strong on immigration, he got a lot of push-back, until Kathryn Steinle was shot dead while walking on a pier in San Francisco by an illegal alien.
That terrible event pushed Trump into the top position for the nomination for President, and he has not come down since.
So, logic tells you, that Mike Huckabee, saw a woman he could use to push HIS campaign for President right up there with Donald. After all, he’s not doing too well. He saw his opportunity with the recent fiasco of a woman named Kim Davis, refusing to marry gays, and he jumped on it.
But Joyanna…Mike Huckabee is a VERY religious man…he just wants to help the poor woman.
Nobody Wonders…did the woman ASK for his help? Take a look at this picture. Looks to me by her body language she knows he is just using her for his campaign. 
Noble man Huckabee…has volunteered to go to jail for her:
“If somebody needs to go to jail, I am willing to go in her place, and I mean that,” he said Tuesday as Davis walked free.
“Anybody out there believe that? I don’t. And I’ll tell you why. If Huckabee was sincerely wanting to put a flag on this abomination of tyranny committed by our country…I mean they put Christians in jail in Iran for God’s sake, why are WE doing it? If Huckabee was sincere, then he would not have gotten his little man from China to keep Ted Cruz off the stage.
Mike…was thinking of nobody but himself. Real Christian of you, Mike. That’s showing the world how serious you are about tyranny……why not invite all noble voices to help this poor woman? No?
Mike had this to say about Cruz showing up:
While the event was free, Huckabee said, Cruz was not allowed to “come to an event that we’re putting together and invite himself on the program anymore than I could go a few weeks ago to his event in Des Moines and just show up and expect to be a speaker. It’s real simple.”
“We had no idea Ted Cruz was going to show up until the day before and he didn’t call us,” Huckabee said. “He called several other people on the program and asked about it.”
PROVING That Mike was staging this event, not for Ms Davis, but for himself.
Ted graciously backed down. He was probably just there to really give his support. Today at the Tea Party Event in Washington D.C., Cruz shared the stage with Donald Trump, and even thanked him for showing up.
That’s the difference between the two men. That’s how you judge character.
Anyway, the judge said this:
“If Ms. Davis stops them from issuing licenses, then we are right back where we started,” Toobin said. “And Judge Bunning has made it quite clear, he will lock her back up.”
So, let me get this straight: IF you were voted into office BEFORE the Supreme Court made gay married the unconstitutional law of the land (church and state separation? Where?) then why is it YOUR fault that you didn’t know that you had to marry gays when you took the job. How is that your fault?
And what’s all this stuff about obeying the law? Does Obama obey the law? no. Do illegal aliens breaking into our country obey the law? no. Does half our Congress obey the law? no.
Then why should anybody?
It seems she should just be transferred to another department, same pay. Let somebody else do the job. Pretty simple. She could be fired. Simple. But jailed?
What are we now, Russia?
Is it any wonder our government can’t solve a simple solution to this problem besides putting a woman in jail?
Oh boy…are WE in trouble.
Actually, it’s Obama’s law now. And he has the Supreme Court backing him.
God bless the NSA….but back to the Huckster.
Nobody Wins when religious people do things in the name of religion to further only themselves…but that’s a story as old as religion itself.
Hey, maybe Huckabee WILL go serve time in jail for her…Let’s see if he is a man of his word.
Any bets?
Is This REALLY the Right Time to Feminize the American Male?
Nobody Wonders
I had the most interesting talk with my friend Mona this afternoon, and she said something that even I, didn’t think of. (And that’s why I love talking to her.) Mona suggests that all this “gay” stuff, is being pushed upon us every single time that a white cop gets killed by a black man, or blacks do something like destroy whole city blocks, or…the job numbers are not promising. (That last one is added on by me) In other words, the powerful Obama and his elite media are keeping us all focused on the emotional subject of “gays” and their rights, so that we ignore the horrors happening all around us. I think she has a strong point.
But its more than that..it’s the constant feminization of the male—at the lead of our own President, for who knows WHATEVER reason. While the Middle East is bursting with billions of testosterone-filled men ready to kill the West, our leaders are striving to make our men all little Passion Flowers, and our women incredible Hulks.
And they are using our favorite movie characters to do it.
James Bond, is going to get a gay sidekick—the author of the newest books says:
“With women, he has this sort of patronizing carnal attitude with them which is absolutely accurate to the Bond of the books. But then by creating very strong women he is given quite a run for his money and his attitudes are challenged. I also gave him a very outspoken gay friend, who chides him and says ‘come on Bond, you’re living in the 20th century now not the Middle Ages.’”
And Disney is getting on board, by splashing one of the main characters in the newest Star Wars movie as…”gay”.
I can’t wait to see Harrison Ford kiss a gay man, can you?
He’s overdue. Maybe he was thinking about that moment when he crashed his plane.
Mom and dad might want to stay away from it, but the toys are already out in all the stores, so the KIDS will drag them to the movie, and then—all want to grow up to be “gay” like their favorite heroes.
Right?
Can you turn a chicken INTO an egg?
Nobody Knows —but they are really trying hard to fool, mother nature.
Good luck with that. And by all the “Death to America!” talk going on in Iran right now..
This might NOT be the perfect time to castrate our male hero’s.
I’m just saying.
Nobody Knows if the Pope is Going to Photo-Op with Caitlin
Nobody’s Knows–
Lots of unknown stuff this week, let’s get to it:
Why Hillary thinks that the American people think what she did with her emails was just a ‘simple’ mistake. I don’t know about you, but when she says “I’m trying to be as transparent as I possibly can.” You WANT to yell..“Yeah, that’s why you had your whole server DESTROYED, you crook!!” 
“I do think I could have and should have done a better job answering questions earlier. I really didn’t perhaps appreciate the need to do that,” the democratic presidential candidate told Muir in an exclusive interview in New York City. “What I had done was allowed, it was above board. But in retrospect, as I look back at it now, even though it was allowed, I should have used two accounts. One for personal, one for work-related emails. That was a mistake. I’m sorry about that. I take responsibility.”
She does? When? What? Just because you say it was ‘above the board’ every law in the land but yours is obsolete? Can we gag anymore on Hillary’s lies? There should be someone on the side of this throwing up.
The verdict: Guilty. The Hillary strategy: Wear as many brightly colored pants suits as you can possibly fit into and HOPE that the sheer color of your outfit will dazzle them all, and they won’t care what you say. That’s the only thing Hillary has left in this race: Her designer Mao pantsuits, which by the way, did NOT show up at Bill Clinton’s 69th birthday party.
Nobody Thinks that’s pretty strange…is Bill Clinton the REAL Judas here? Nobody Knows, but it’s not like he’s running all over trying to help her out of her hole, is he now? And speaking of holes…
How would you like to have the Air Force drop bombs on your property, just to annoy you? It seems, the government wants some private property that’s near area 51, and the private owners do NOT want to sell:
The Sheahan family say they have suffered “abuses and atrocities” from their clandestine neighbors. They claim the Air Force has dropped bombs, erected security checkpoints on their own land and strafed their property ever since the Groom Lake Air Force facility first became operational. Now to make matters worse, the Air Force has issued an ultimatum – take a $5.2 million buyout for the Sheahan land – a whopping 400 acres – or they’ll have it legally condemned, citing “increasing national security demands,” and seize it.
Hey. I’d say take the money and buy a condo next to Bill Clinton’s retreat in the Bahamas. Then whenever Bill is there having a party, you have one too, and buy some outdoor JBL speakers, and play old tapes of the Waco disaster, and 9/11 disaster round the clock, back to back. Throw in some old reruns of his impeachment. In fact, there are a lot of things you could do with a few million…I’m thinking the Supreme Court! Start your own radio station and really drive them nuts! Okay…you must admit, dropping bombs is going a bit too far…
And speaking of dropping bombs…
It seems John Kerry is afraid of just that…
Talking to the Congressmen who are yelling the loudest about Obama arming Iran with nukes…John put a new twist to it:
“I cannot see a president willfully taking the United Nations, five other nations who supported us in this negotiation and saying, ‘Sorry, we’re just going to walk away from this and create a more dangerous situation in the Middle East.’ I just don’t see that happening,” Kerry said, calling it “absurd” that a candidate would pull off such a move.
Nobody Knows how you could create a more dangerous situation in the Middle East than there already is, but evidently John Kerry hasn’t seen any ISIS beheadings on his bike rides. It’s amazing how those bike helmets have natural holocaust protection. Nobody Knows if John Kerry has already built a bike path in the Bunkers for himself, but he probably has. The good news? He will have to share it with George W. Bush. That should give us all some comfort when it all comes down.
And speaking of it all coming down…Pat Buchanan quoted this in his piece today:
“Liberalism is the ideology of Western suicide,” wrote James Burnham in his 1964 “Suicide of the West.”
Burnham predicted that the mindless magnanimity of liberals, who subordinate the interests of their own people and nations to utopian and altruistic impulses, would bring about an end to Western civilization.
Was he wrong? Consider what is happening in Europe.
Serbia, Hungary and Slovakia, small nations sensing they will be swamped by asylum seekers from the Muslim world, are trying to seal their borders and secure their homelands.
Their instinct for survival, their awareness of lifeboat ethics, is acute. Yet they are being condemned for trying to save themselves. Meanwhile, the pope calls on Catholics everywhere to welcome the asylum seekers and Angela Merkel will be taking in 800,000 this year alone, though the grumbling has begun in Bavaria.
Last but not least, Nobody Wonders if the Pope ever thinks that he might be the world’s biggest hypocrite. If he wants to help all the poor in the world, then let them all come and stay at the Vatican. I hear it’s BIG enough.
Next week, we shall ponder WHEN Bruce Jenner is going to get that sex change, and if he is going to get his picture taken with the Pope? Any bets?
The Real Face of the Refugee
https://youtu.be/9c4Rvz5stHE?list=PLdYZEhdFwFXQyVAO7W2KwpGghqEUXeKek
Nobody Reports
As you can see from the video’s on this site, a majority of the Muslim immigrants are flooding Europe with one thing in mind: complete takeover.
For our cable American networks, and our President to present another “sweet” and lovely “We must save the poor immigrants” picture..I suggest you don’t buy it. They will show that poor little boy lying in the sand over and over, but they will NOT show you this.
Just the other day, right here in my neighborhood, the Muslim population is growing by leaps and bounds. Just yesterday, driving home in our car from our local mall, we came to a Muslim man stopped at a stop sign. He wasn’t moving….at all. So, we do what every American does when the car in front of you forgets to move…we honked.
A mile down the road when we got to two lanes going one way, the guy tried to run us off the road. He swerved to the right of us, to the left of us, and as he pulled up along side, I have never seen such a look of hatred from one human being. It was the face of evil. Pure evil. My husband then did a swerve, sliding off the road, and then got behind him, and the guy took off.
They don’t like it when you fight back.
Not long before this we were at a stop light, and the car in front of us, driven by a Muslim woman, was SO far back from the line, the light wouldn’t change. She had no clue. How she even got a license was beyond me.
These people have no intention of becoming Westerners.
In America, we do NOT plan to give our country over to Muslims for the sake of the ruling elite, who can escape to their private islands.
We MUST not, under any circumstances, give up our right to bear arms.
Nobody’s Perfect: Rupert Murdoch VS Jerry Bance
Nobody’s Perfect
Politics, we are finding out, can bring out the senility in many men…and this week we see two examples of that: Rupert Murdoch, who owns the most ‘conservative’ network in America, and Jerry Bance, a man who was running for office in Canada.
Let’s start with Rupert first: Rupert has said many a wonderful thing about Hillary Clinton, leaving all the people who watch FOX in complete confusion as to how a man who runs the most conservative network on Cable can be…a democrat? Say what? So, he is. And if that’s true, than all the stuff he has on cable is just to put huge wads of cash into his pockets, not to further any kind of belief he has.
And wise he is at that, because liberal stations, have no viewers. But we all had to wonder about Rupert’s senality when he tweeted this recently:
“Looks like Biden already running. Very likely he wins nomination and be hard to beat.”
Joe Biden…hard to beat? On what planet?
Is his head even attached to his body? (I’m speaking of Rupert here…we already KNOW where Joe Biden’s head is)
Evidently not. Rupert no longer listens to his own TV station, no doubt, all he sees at his age are the legs.
On the other hand, we have Jerry Bance, another conservative obviously missing a few marbles.
On Monday, Canada’s Conservative Party dismissed a parliamentary candidate after footage surfaced of him urinating into a homeowner’s coffee cup while on a repair call in 2012, the Toronto Star reports.
The incident was originally captured as part of a CBC hidden camera investigation of dishonest handymen, but the free-peeing repairman was only identified as a three-time Conservative candidate Jerry Bance this weekend. From CBC News:Bance had also run as a Conservative in 2006 and 2008. Jason Kenney, the high-profile Conservative minister and candidate from Alberta, helped him kick off his current campaign last week.
Well–I’m not sure how to compare these two…who should win this week’s Nobody’s Perfect contest?
Rupert? A multi-billionaire who doesn’t care if he pisses off 90 percent of the people who watch his cable network, by tweeting his excitement of another perverted democrat who might get in the White House?
Or Jerry Brance, who either forgot what toilets are for, or is just too lazy and old to walk to the bathroom? After watching that video, I’m never leaving another service man alone.
Frankly, I can’t pick either one. Both of them bring a bad taste to my mouth.
I say…it’s a draw.
Next week, I’m sure we’ll find a REAL winner.
Nobody Flashes the Moon
Nobody Flashes
To everyone who reads this blog: I just wanted to let you know I’m going to be out-of-town for a few days–It’s the last of summer here, and gas is the cheapest its been in a decade. I plan to get sunburned, float on a big raft down a cool river, and forget the world and all its problems.
I’ll be back to posting on Tuesday.
I hope everyone will have a great holiday (here in the States at least) –don’t labor too much, and drive carefully.
Until then, enjoy this lovely picture of the moon….see you on Tuesday!

