‘President’ Obama Talks to Easter Bunny
Nobody Wins
For his Easter message, Obama has come out and tried to tell us all, just how much strength he gets from Jesus, because you see…Obama said this:
“Like us, Jesus knew doubt. Like us, Jesus knew fear, It puts in perspective our small problems relative to the big problems he was dealing with. It gives us courage, it gives us hope. We all have experiences that shake our faith. There are times we question God’s plan…but that’s precisely when we should remember Jesus’ own doubts and eventually his triumph.”
Obama likes to talk about Jesus, especially on Easter: Last year, he said this:
“I wanted to host this breakfast for a simple reason — because as busy as we are, as many tasks as pile up, during this season, we are reminded that there’s something about the resurrection — something about the resurrection of our savior, Jesus Christ, that puts everything else in perspective,” he said. “We all live in the hustle and bustle of our work. And everybody in this room has weighty responsibilities, from leading churches and denominations, to helping to administer important government programs, to shaping our culture in various ways.”
The Easter Bunny, who was standing next to him…had to interpret what Obama told since ‘Presidents’ have speechwriters. According to the real Easter Bunny, who was hiding in the bush next to Obama, Obama turned to the FAKE Easter Bunny and said this:
“You know …I’d like to tell Jesus, he had it good. He didn’t have a lot of nasty Republicans out to crucify him every single day. They want to nail me to the cross. I think, that…well, I could be Jesus. I’m a whole lot like Jesus, because nobody seems to realized just how hard it is to be President. I didn’t make this mess. And uh..uh…I have plans to fundamentally change the world…HELL, I could SAVE the world, just like Jesus, don’t they get that? These stupid hicks in the United States are making it hard to do what I need to do. I can’t pay attention to that crummy Constitution, and I’m getting tired of tiptoeing and reading teleprompters. I want to really say what I want, when I want. Hell, what’s wrong with these people? Too many people are clinging to their guns and bibles. I glad they think that Jesus was a swell guy, in fact, he was a lot like me. I know I’ve been picked to save the world, but it’s just going to take time. ….(pause) ….That’s why I need all the help of the church. I want all the priests in every Sunday Easter Service to get on my message. Tell them they need to get their congregation to vote for ME…uh..because I have suffered like Jesus…That’s how I’m going to get the votes I need. Tell them to tell the people in that I…I’m being crucified, just like Jesus. Tell them that they will STARVE because they won’t get any more money from me, unless they get those lazy Sunday home fried chicken-eating idiots out to the voting booths. Jesus…I only have so many buses. I want that repeated every Sunday until election day, and I mean it.”
(Fake Easter Bunny shakes his head, yes. REAL Easter Bunny burps.)
“I want to feed the poor blacks, the hungry, the Muslims, and I need another four years to get my important government programs set in stone. So, uh..remember that on Easter…now, Joe…take off that silly bunny suit, and go get me a Latte. ”
(Nobody Wins when your President starts thinking he’s Jesus.)
Calling Mr. Speilburg…You Needed a Few More Semi’s In Twister…
Nobody Wonders–
How ANYONE survived these tornadoes.
Twister is one of my favorite movies of all time. Although, the one in the Wizard of Oz seemed much more ominous didn’t it?
But… this video of a tornado hurling semi-trailers into the ozone is a close second. The real thing is much more impressive, and it’s a miracle that no one was hurt during the tornado outbreak in Texas yesterday.
Think of all the poor people losing their homes. Sometimes it makes you wonder…Mr. Cohen…are we having weather wars?
Nobody Wants to Be a Blue Angel Pilot
Nobody Flashes
If I could reincarnate…I’d come back in my next life, as a Blue Angel Pilot with perfect vision, and as strong stomach.
ENJOY! You paid for it!
Nobody’s Perfect: Barack Obama VS Mirlandie Wilson
This week, we have the contest between ‘Presidente Obama’ and Mirlandie Wilson. I’m not sure who’s the bigger liar.
Let’s start with the Mr. Kenya first. While many of us who have never even gone to college, let alone taught a college course on the Constitution as Obama has, we do know that nowhere in our Constitution does it say that our “government” can force us to buy something, or we will be jailed…We know it. But it seems Obama doesn’t. He’s either incredible stupid, or he lies. ObamaCare by the words of our founders, is Unconstitutional beyond all doubt.
ObamaCare is a nightmare not only because we be put in jail and fined for not buying health insurance, but a handful of Obama appointed bureaucrats will have the say over whether we can have certain kinds of medical care. 
Nowhere in the constitution does it say that our government can take our lives.
But, we have a President who…somehow taught a class on the Constitution and like most of Congress it seems, hasn’t even read it. He had this to say today in the Rose Garden:
US President Barack Obama on Monday challenged the “unelected” Supreme Court not to take the “extraordinary” and “unprecedented” step of overturning his landmark health reform law. “Ultimately, I am confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of a democratically elected Congress. “
Yes, the democratic Congress that is so extraordinary didn’t even read ObamaCare before they passed it. It could have said that they were all sentenced to heavy jail time, and none of them would have known.
(Nobody Thinks we might want to start putting some jail time for them all in those bills.)
But she now refuses to share.
“I was in the group, but this was separate. The winning ticket was a separate ticket,” the single mother of seven said as she and her fiancé left her home in the squalid Westport neighborhood to attend church.
“She can’t do this to us!” said Suleiman Osman Husein, a shift manager and one of 15 members in the pool. “We each paid $5. She took everybody’s money!”
So, do you believe that Mirlandie had a good scam going on here? Gathering everybody’s money and buying lottery tickets with it?
I’d say, Obama and Mirlandie make a good pair.
It’s my Nobody’s Opinion that Obama lied about his healthcare being Constitutional because he admits he doesn’t even like the Constitution, ( And who knows if he has even read it?) and Mirlandie lied about buying the winning ticket on her own. After all, she figures she has seven kids to support, why share? (Bet she still gets food stamps)
But, I’d say Obama is the bigger threat here. Mirlandie doesn’t have the power to deprive any of McDonalds employees from getting a new kidney. Obama will have the power over life and death of all of us.
But lets’ not be pessimistic yet: Let’s hope Mr. Kennedy wants to go down in history as having read the Constitution, and Mirlandie has to prove to a judge that she actually brought that ticket separate…and that’s not going to be easy.
There has to be some perfect outcomes somewhere, right? Uh…right? Uh…
Homeland Securtiy: Protection or Gestapo?
Nobody Flashes
Here is a woman who is trying to get home to her son, and she is carrying breast milk. She follows all the rules, but the stupidity of the TSA agents really don’t care, and she misses her flight. (The eleven min. goes fast)
The fact that she is threatened repeatedly with arrest if she does not comply with them, shows you just how far America is going towards the communist state. This has nothing to do with keeping us safe, and everything to do with building a police state. The sad thing is, I bet this kind of stuff happens daily, but you just don’t hear about it.
And Homeland Security just bought 450 million bullets for Homeland Security. Oh yeah…that’s makes us all feel good. Arming stupid TSA agents with guns.
If she had been a Muslim women with breast milk, you can bet your booty she would have been let through.
One thing is sure: if you are an intelligent person, and need a job, you won’t get hired by the TSA.
Don’t even go there—only morons allowed.
(Thanks to amfortas)
Nobody’s Email: AARP Gets….Hammered by The Truth
Today I woke up to find that it’s April Fool’s Day falls AND Palm Sunday. So…I’m not sure how to take that. The first song I heard on the radio was “Brown Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison, (One of my favorite songs) so I took that as a good sign to post something VERY positive. This was a letter that two Americans wrote to the President of AARP. As you know, AARP joined the Obamacare bandwagon when they found out just how much money they would make off all their insurance. It was a sell-out to the millions of old people who they SWORE to protect against the big, bad, politicians. Nobody Says…HA!
It’s a great read…
(Thanks to Pattie)
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Letter to AARP
Dear Mr. Rand,
Recently you sent us a letter encouraging us to renew our lapsed membership in AARP by the requested date. This isn’t what you were looking for, but it’s is the most honest response I can give you. Our coverage gap is a microscopic symptom of the real problem, a deepening lack of faith. While we have proudly maintained our membership for years and long admired the AARP goals and principles, regrettably, we can no longer endorse its abdication of our values.Your letter stated that we can count on AARP to speak up for our rights, yet the voice we hear is not ours.
Your offer of being kept up to date on important issues through DIVIDED WE FAIL presents neither an impartial view nor the one we have come to embrace. We do believe that when two parties agree all the time on everything presented to them, one is probably not necessary. But, when the opinions and long term goals are diametrically opposed, the divorce is imminent. This is the philosophy which spawned our 200 years of government.
Once upon a time, we looked forward to being part of the senior demographic. We also looked to AARP to provide certain benefits and give our voice a power we could not possibly hope to achieve on our own. AARP once gave us a sense of belonging which we no longer enjoy. The Socialist politics practiced by the Obama Regime and empowered by AARP serves only to raise the blood pressure my medical insurance strives to contain. Clearly a conflict of interest there! We do not understand the AARP posture, feel greatly betrayed by the guiding forces that we expected to map out our senior years and leave your ranks with a great sense of regret. We mitigate that disappointment with the relief of knowing that we are not contributing to the problem anymore by renewing our membership. There are numerous other organizations which offer discounts without threatening our way of life or offending our sensibilities and values.
This Obama Regime scares the living daylights out of us. Not just for ourselves, but for our proud and bloodstained heritage. But more importantly for our children and grandchildren. Washington has rendered Soylent Green a prophetic cautionary tale rather than a nonfiction scare tactic. I have never endorsed any militant or radical groups, yet now I find myself listening to them. I don’t have to agree with them to appreciate the fear which birthed their existence. Their borderline insanity presents little more than a balance to the voice of the Socialist Mindset in power. Perhaps I became American by a great stroke of luck in some cosmic uterine lottery, but in my adulthood I CHOOSE to embrace it and nurture the freedoms it represents as well as the responsibilities.
Your website generously offers us the opportunity to receive all communication in Spanish. ARE YOU KIDDING??? The illegal perpetrators have broken into our ‘house’, invaded our home without invitation or consent. The President insists we keep these illegal perpetrators in comfort and learn the perpetrator’s language so we can communicate our reluctant welcome to them. I DON’T choose to welcome them, to support them, to educate them, to medicate them, or to pay for their food or clothing. American home invaders get arrested. Please explain to me why foreign lawbreakers can enjoy privileges on American soil that Americans do not get? Why do some immigrants have to play the game to be welcomed and others only have to break and enter to be welcomed?
We travel for a living. Walt hauls horses all over this great country, averaging over 10,000 miles a month when he is out there. He meets more people than a politician on caffeine overdose. Of all the many good folks he enjoyed on this last 10,000 miles, this trip yielded only ONE supporter of the current Regime. One of us is out of touch with mainstream America . Since our poll is conducted without funding, I have more faith in it than ones that are driven by a need to yield AMNESTY (aka-make voters out of the foreign lawbreakers so they can vote to continue the government’s free handouts). This addition of 10 to 20 million voters who then will vote to continue Socialism will OVERWHELM our votes to control the government’s free handouts. It is a “slippery slope” we must not embark on!
As Margret Thatcher (former Prime Minister of Great Britain) once said “Socialism is GREAT – UNTIL you run out of other people’s money”.
We have decided to forward this to everyone on our mailing list, and will encourage them to do the same. With several hundred in my address book, I have every faith that the eventual exponential factor will make a credible statement to you. I am disappointed as all getout! I am more scared than I have ever been in my entire life! I am ANGRY! I am MAD as hell, and I’m NOT gonna take it anymore!
Walt & Cyndy Miller,
Miller Farms Equine Transport
Turn It On!
Nobody Gets Email
I just got this: somebody did the sensible thing and suggested we celebrate our inventions by turning it all on.
Nobody turned anything off…I love my electric, in fact, I’m going to go turn on the air. So…in my Nobody’s Opinion: This was Cool!
(Thanks to amfortas)
When Stars Are Born…
Nobody Flashes
I don’t usually watch American Idol, or any of the various talent shows on TV…and the last time I listened to opera was when my mother’s favorite singer Luciano Pavarotti sang AVA MARIA right before he died.
And it’s not often that true talent beyond the stars is born…but check this out. These two..ordinary looking Nobodies are going to be filling up our lives with joy for years to come.
Nobody means to follow politics, and I will— but I will ALWAYS share the positive things in life with you! And this night, it’s a glorious song.
ENJOY!
(Thanks to J.R.)
The NEW Liberal Scientific Testing Subject: Drunks.
Nobody Wonders
Liberals are having a hard time lately. Here they elected a President who they were SURE was going to be the greatest living human savior next to Jesus: one that would finally deliver them from the evil, moronic, and stupid narrow-minded conservative people that they are finding out dominate much of the United States— and what happened? Every day, Obama screws up: Unconstitutional Health Care, long wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, high gas price, and a wife who can’t stop taking vacations and ordering caviar and lobster for lunch, and he even started going to church!
This can’t be happening.
Obama and Michelle are acting like the very rich people the democrats complain about, and all the people who voted for him to “fundamentally change” the country, are finding out he wants to make their life miserable too. Many Obama lovers are also losing their homes and jobs. They are figuring out that the free lunch is not going to last forever. If only they could change those millions of conservatives out there, everything would be great.
So–somewhere in the la-la land of the University of Arkansas, a psychologist named Scott Eidelman, decided to prove once and for all that being a conservative means you’re stupid. He decided to ‘prove’ it with his liberal scientific method: Called–
The Liberal Scientific Method: Test the drunks at the bar.
” Researchers stood outside the exit of a busy New England tavern and offered to measure patrons’ blood alcohol level if they would fill out a short survey. Eighty-five drinkers agreed, expressing their opinions of 10 statements such as “production and trade should be free of government interference.”
And their conclusion from this very scientific method?
“Bar patrons reported more conservative attitudes as their level of alcohol intoxication increased,” the researchers report.
So they proves— what? That all drunks are conservatives? What if an inebriated Ted Kennedy had been asked those questions? This is the liberal scientific method of testing?
No conservative on the planet would suggest that you test drunks coming out of a bar and call it scientifically sound information, but that’s what makes liberals and conservatives so different from each other. Liberals aren’t afraid to experiment with anything: drugs, sex, gay marriage, gay military, and trillion-dollar stimulus packages given to companies making products that nobody wants. To them, it makes sense just to do it, no matter what the results..it’s the ‘experiment’ that deserves the award , not the results.
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Conservatives stick with the tried and true method of doing what has worked before. To a liberal, this is sheer madness…go figure. A conservative would build a skyscraper relying on what works: Steel, concrete, calculus, and planning. A liberal would say, “Hey, let’s just pile the stuff up and see what happens!” What building would YOU feel safer in?
So, what did Scott find out?
“Conservatism, which the researchers identify as “an emphasis on personal responsibility, acceptance of hierarchy, and a preference for the status quo” — may be our default ideology. If we don’t have the time or energy to give a matter sufficient thought, we tend to accept the conservative argument.”
By default, people are conservative? Oh no!
Think about this again: Conservatives will pick the common sense attitude, from information passed down to be true, (Even when he’s DRUNK!) rather than have enough “energy” to give the liberal’s idea much thought, because a conservative can tell you right off the bat that you can’t sell electic cars to a nation which runs on gas, (Even when he’s DRUNK!) and he didn’t waste any energy to even have to think about that no-brainer.
Obama, the liberal thinker, had to spent untold billions and god know how much brain energy to figure that out. And it still hasn’t dawned on him….that duh…it’s not going to work.
We have seen the results of liberal thought “energy” in our screwed up school system. Instead of using tried and true methods of building strong minds in grades 1-5, by grading everyone on mastering the fundamentals of reading, writing, and arithmetic–liberals decided to use their energy making sure all our kids all know how to recycled, believe in global warming, and understand the ‘diversity’ of their various sexual choices. Only half of our kids can now read, but that’s okay. At least they won’t come out of bars drunk and conservative.
Scott Eidelman decided that he only needed one bar to do this survey.
“Ideology is multiply determined, coming from many sources, including values, experience, history and culture,” the researchers note. (How diverse is one bar?) It’s unclear whether this rightward drift would occur in a population of strongly committed but cognitively overloaded liberals.”
Oh…so he just admitted it was a bar full of conservatives to begin with. Nothing like stacking the deck in your favor.
To be fair and scientific, he should have conducted another survey of Eight-five drunks coming out of the White House Press Dinner. But..then again, that would take common sense, something a liberal professor thinks is outdated.
“Research provides evidence that, when under time pressure or otherwise cognitively impaired, people are more likely to express conservative views”
So, Scott’s evidence of 85 drunks in a bar prove that only idiots are conservative. They’d never think of something so smart as wearing ‘hoodies’ on the floor of Congress.
The liberals are so freighted that the dumb conservative people of the drunken state of America, will never take the time and energy to become enlighten to the future of the liberal mind of the New World Global Taxing Order—What ARE they going to do?
They have just found out, that people are conservative when they get drunk or upset. So, if I were a liberal, I’d try to make sure I did not get a conservative drunk or upset.
In other words: Don’t piss off a conservative—especially when he’s drunk… he won’t change.
And if change is what you want…move to Kenya….all the drunks there are waiting for you to command.
Adam VS the Man (Whomever the “man” is at the moment)
Nobody Knows—-
Much about Adam Kokesh —but I have to admit, he is well spoken, and makes good arguments. Evidently he served honorably in Iraq in the Marines as a Corporal, and then came home and starting showing up at anti- war rallies. Adam tried to re-enlist, but they wouldn’t let him on a technicality that he wore a uniform somewhere. He was arrested at the Senate Hart Building for protesting the Iraq war, and dancing at the Washington memorial.
It seems he is all over the internet and has a talk show, and not surprisingly, this is the first I’ve heard of him, only because my reader amfortas sent me this video. (Thanks to amfortas)
He’s not fond of Obama, but he does have something in common with him: It seems the Russians like Adam and took his radio program on to Russia Today. They also have endorsed Obama to be re–elected.
Communists like other Communists, so I can see why they like Obama…but something tells me, that Adam is far from a communist. He seems to be a libertarian which is the exact opposite. In fact, he spoke at Representative Ron Paul’s Rally for the Republic in St. Paul, Minnesota, On September 2, 2008, where he stated :
“While it is our responsibility now to resist tyranny civilly, while we still can, there may come a time when we will say to the powers that be, be it with your blood or ours we have come to water the tree of liberty … who will stand with me?”
If it ever came to that…I think Adam would be a great leader to stand at the forefront. The video is very interesting and worth the time if you can find it.
State of the Republican Presidential Candidate Race
The 2012 presidential election isn’t until November 6, but the race to become the Republican Party’s presidential candidate has been in full swing for some time. It’s been an interesting race to say the least. Potential candidates, such as Texas Governor Rick Perry, U.S. Representative Michelle Bachman, Ambassador Jon Huntsman Jr., and businessman Herman Cain, have dropped out of the running. There hasn’t been anyone who has emerged as the clear-cut winner, although most people are pointing to Mitt Romney as the most likely person to win the nomination. Some people would argue that the reason why the race has been so interesting is because it’s also been a bit of a train wreck. It seems like nearly every one of the Republican candidates has said or done something that has hurt his chances in the race, causing some pundits to declare that all they have done is ensure that President Barack Obama will keep the office for another four years. Others have pointed to the increasingly large divide between Democrats and Republicans as well as the one between liberals and the far-right conservatives in the Tea Party. No matter the reason, this election has given political science majors much to talk about.
As the Republican primaries wind down and the national convention approaches, here is a look at the Republican presidential candidates who are still in the running. We’ll take a brief look at where they are in the polls and if they have a good chance of earning the Republican nomination and running against President Obama.
- Mitt Romney – Mitt Romney is currently the front-runner in the race and the one most experts believe will win the Republican nomination. Recent polls even show that he can beat Obama in the presidential election if he wins the nomination. His position in the race isn’t a lock, however; Rick Santorum has been making waves as a more conservative candidate after wins in Southern states such as Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi. Still, Romney seems to be the one most likely to win the candidacy and even the one most likely to win the election in November as long as he sticks to his guns on the economy and unemployment, areas in which he seems the most knowledgeable.
- Rick Santorum – At first glance, Santorum seems to be in a distant second place to Romney, but he has been closing that gap thanks to caucus victories in the South. The former Pennsylvania senator has never been shy about expressing his opinions on healthcare; lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender rights; abortion; and his own religious beliefs, something that has arguably hurt his chances in this race. His popularity has grown quite a bit since he declared that he is running, but it may not be enough to win the nomination from Romney and he seems too divisive to win the presidency from Obama.
- Newt Gingrich – After a 13-year absence from mainstream politics, former Speaker of the House of Representatives Newt Gingrich managed to raise $32 million in 2009 and 2010 for his campaign. This is more than all of the other Republican candidates currently in the race. He is known for thinking outside of the box and has a good grasp on most of the issues, but controversy surrounding his personal life hasn’t exactly endeared him to the general public. He is currently in third place behind Santorum and, while his chances of winning the nomination seem slim, he hasn’t given up yet.
- Ron Paul – Ron Paul may be a long shot in this campaign, but he is clearly not without his supporters. These supporters have been spreading his Tea Party-influenced views on liberty, financial market reform and human rights with the hopes of presenting him as the candidate who shuns regular politics as usual and is more in touch with the American people.
These are the remaining presidential candidates in the race to secure the Republican nomination. Romney looks like the probably nominee at this point, but there is still some time for that to change.
If you would like to learn more about the election process or even pursue a career in politics or as a political analyst, consider enrolling in a political science degree program from an online college. It has always been an interesting field of study and, with today’s political landscape, it’s become especially fascinating.
Sources
republican-candidates.org (2012)
PresidentialElection.com (2012)
by guest: Leslie Branch








