Nobody Unloads…Information Overload
Nobody Unloads
OMG…I’m on information overload. Hopefully you won’t care if I dump this stuff right here, in no particular order:
1. Obama just made a speech and blamed the bankers for loaning money to people who couldn’t possibly find the money to pay for a house. All those poor Mexicans who couldn’t speak English, and those poor black people who can’t read…were ROBBED! He wants to help them.
What he didn’t say was that it was Janet Reno who threatened jail time and fines if the banks didn’t go out and do this. Obama is really good at lying. And making more promises for free stuff.
2. Michelle Obama is on the campaign trail. She was on Leno, and Rachel Ray, sounding so sweet about how much she loves “serving” the people and helping them get healthy.
Pass the salt, I’m throwing it over my shoulder.
3. McCain’s daughter “Rebecca of Sunny Brook Farm” NBC pundit, CANDY McCAIN (I call her Candy because she has a head of cotton) called Newt “selfish.” I can’t wait to hear what she says about Rick Santorum. He will be, “religious.” Candy needs to work on her vocabulary.
4. Carl Rove was so ecstatic that Mitt’s great piggy bank of wealth is going to beat everyone out of the elections, he practically dropped his little chalk board: an idea he stole from Glenn Beck, but when Karl writes on his little chalkboard, he looks like a father trying to tell his 2-year old he really knows what he is talking about: one plus one is five.
5. Muhammad, was really just another big thug in history. In the raid at Khaybar, (an oasis in the desert inhabited by Jews) he went in and slaughtered the Jewish warriors (took the women and children) and took the gold and silver. He always looted everything he attacked. He was big on torture, like lighting fires on chests. (I’m trying to vision this one, but what…did they use wood? Chest hair? ) The more I read about the guy, the more of just another evil ruler thug he becomes. He made up his own importance by saying “Oh..Allah talks to me! I am your chosen one…so says Gabriel!”
The difference between Muhammad and Jesus is like the difference between a Sequoia and a roach. (no offense to the roach.)
6. Politicians all break promises, but they say them to get elected. Daddy Bush’s famous “read my lips, no new taxes” (okay, that was after he was President) was followed up by what his son, George W. said while he was running for President
“I don’t think our troops ought to be used for what’s called nation building. I mean, we’re going to have a kind of nation building crops from America? Absolutely not.” Remember that while listening to Mitt.
7. Beethoven music teacher called him hopeless as a composer. Thomas Edison’s teachers said he was too stupid to learn anything. Henry Ford went broke five times before he succeeded. If you go by this record, there IS still hope for many of us.
8. The President can now execute without a trial anyone he considers a terrorist. Uh…so what is Obama’s definition of a “terrorist”? He won’t even release his college records, how are we going to find this out?
9. Some people TRAIN their dogs, other, like me, like to have them be their own natural selves, and yet, I’m not sure what this means. Does this mean that the people who train their dogs are actually smarter? Do the people who don’t teach tricks to their dogs have a harder time? (yes, yes) And is it because they are lazy because it takes a LOT of time to train a dog? What is the purpose of tricks? Does the dog really like to do the trick, as well as getting the treat? And if your too lazy to train your dogs to do tricks does that mean you just like the entertainment of the simple enjoyment of letting them be dogs? Isn’t that the same as teaching a dog to “sit up” just simple entertainment? I’m working on this one. The psychological meaning of why some people work hours to train their dog….to obey…or not.
10. All day long I’m taking in political information: I listen to the radios, watch the channels, read the latest books, think, rethink, debate myself on all the different views, and years ago I came to the conclusions that Mitt Romney was going to be the next pick by the Republicans for Presidents on the most absurd and unscientific reasoning of all. Body language.
(Although some, like Bill O’Reilly swear that it’s a science, and true.)
I remember the exact moment in time and the a look on his face. He was standing in the background waiting for the announcement of the nomination for President, in 2008, and McCain won. I will NEVER forget his look. It was “But they promised me! What?”
Now, I’m only human. I was as surprised about his look because it seemed obvious to everyone (but Mitt) that McCain was going to be the pick. And yet…he was shocked.
Many times I have suspected, after reading, and listening, and thinking, and reading more, that there really is a power class that can decide on who THEY want to be president, and make it happen. Many of these “candidates” go to China, secret meetings,(Bilderberg) as if they are being vetted, not by the American people, but by some secret global oligarchy. The secret oligarchy in the EU is now, not so secret, they are grabbing whole countries to take over. Obama just gave another trillion to help the EU.
The system is rigged. But, they must keep up the illusions: so we have the American “YOU pick the candidate..YOU!YOU! YOU!” contests and …surprise! The people always lose.
11. Having said that, I’m waiting for the robot to be invented that can go grocery shopping for me. I refuse to pay $40 dollars for a turkey, but I keep hoping…by the time they go on sale, the turkey I get will give me food poisoning.
I’ve had it before…and survived. I’m ready. Are you?
Thanks…I needed to unload.
Archie Bunker VS Obama
Nobody Gets MORE Email…
This time, Archie Bunker comes back to remind us all, just how long this liberal stuff has been going on.
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Dung Beetles VS Donkey Semen
Nobody’s Notes
This was a strange week, wasn’t it? It was like we were all forced to drink a full glass of donkey semen chased down with a shot of urine. I would have NEVER thought of that vision, if the TV. program, The Fear Factor, didn’t make it one of its challenges for its contestants. Nobody is going to use it for good measure. So, in honor of the fine minds at The Fear Factor, mental visions will be used to sum up the more absurd events from the past week.
Donkey Semen: Everyone this week was out to pour donkey semen down the throat of Newt Gingrich. He has been so stuffed with the stuff, its foaming out of his mouth. A big spurt came from Bob Dole the OTHER great Republican Presidential loser, who basically just complained about Newt carrying ice buckets around the capital instead of the usual Washington shit, and nobody knew why. His big ethics crime? He took the college course he taught, off on his taxes, something every poor taxpayer in the United States would find reasonable.
- glass of donkey semen
Compare that to Nancy Pelosi’s (the last house speaker) vast stock market gains and her personal manipulations of her office, to give herself billions of stock dividends with her power as Speaker, and Newt looks like a little boy stealing a piece of bubble gum, next a woman who just stole the state of Montana. We have MOUNTAINS of donkey semen floating down that woman. (Okay, do NOT picture that.)
And speaking of mountains…
Today, a rich man of Davos, admitted: They are calling Mitt Romney: “The Bartender.” Mitt will pretty much serve up anything you want, they said, and none of them are planning on losing any of their stock dividends: Mitt is the rich man with the Fannie and Freddie stock they hope gets elected: and speaking of rich men with stocks…
Glass of Urine: Everyone who has a car, wondered why in the WORLD would our President veto a harmless gas line from Canada? We were told, it was to please the environmentalists, who worry about what it will do to their moose, not to mention their green stocks, only to find out, that all those visits to the White House by Warren Buffet weren’t because two rich guys wanted to talk about how much they enjoy cheeseburgers. 
It seems Obama and Warren struck a deal. Warren will use his trains to ship the gas from Canada, which of course will raise the price of gas by at least 30 cents a gallon as opposed to 5 cents from the pipeline, which will make him richer than Bill Gates, if only Obama would stop it.
So…he did. (Okay, you tell me what happened.)
To seal this deal, Buffet got his $200,000 dollar a year secretary to come to the State of the Union address and look very sad that she has to pay more taxes than Warren. She not only is helping Obama’s promotion of “tax the rich” (Remember, you can’t touch Warren’s fortunes, he has hidden his riches at Bill Gates House.) but help Obama to get the women voters back on his side…which brings me to..
Donkey Semen: Every feminist on the planet is going to grab this news and run to the bank with it: according to FOX NEWS today: a new spices of DUNG BEETLE has been found, and unlike most spices, this female dung beetle actually has the bigger HORN then the man, and does ferocious battle. Yes, Rachael Maddow can be rest assured, she has evolved from a proud dung beetle. We won’t hear the last of this great Darwinian discovery….
Glass of Urine while lying in a bed of snakes: This hasn’t got into the mainstream news…because the dirty little secret is the men at Davos helped get Obamacare installed, and want it desperately to stay there because of “globalization and overpopulation.”
There was a heartbreaking story of two parents who were trying to get a kidney transplant for their “retarded” child. The great panel of doctors came into the boardroom, and denied the parents the operation, even though someone from the family was going to donate the kidney, BECAUSE…the girl was retarded and not worth saving. It’s reality folks. Read about it here…or not. Frankly, I’d rather read about the next spurt of urine being aimed at Gingrich ….
Donkey Semen: Yes, believe it or not, Mitt Romney ridiculed Newt Gingrich for wanting to go to the moon. He doesn’t know how in the world we can pay for it. “The moon can wait.” said Romney.
Obama has already spent enough money for us to go to the Orion Nebula and back, with nothing to show for it, but Mitt is more concerned with Newt wanting to send people to the moon. Nobody can own the moon he says. And you know who agrees with Mitt?
Glass of Urine: Vladimir Putin.
Vladimir Putin has branded America a nation which ‘wants to control everything’ during a scathing verbal attack on the U.S. (When you’re people don’t like you…blame the U.S. for your poverty..old Russian trick.) 
Yes, Vladimir: WE WANT to Control the Moon, and you have to take us there!
Let them each eat a dung beetle in a pile of scorpions, because this Nobody will not be coming back if I got on Newt’s flight to the moon.
Why?
Right now Iran is killing bloggers who “spread corruption.” It’s only a matter of time before that glass of urine spreads…and this Nobody has spread enough dung to last a lifetime on this blog.
Our President Obama just signed a UN treaty to control the internet…and who controls the UN?
You’re right! Arabian Dung Beetles, and Snakes! In fact, rumor has it, the United Nations is the real inspiration for The Fear Factor. As for Obama, he leads the nation in stuffing donkey semen down just about every open orifice on the planet.
And I just realized…I’d better end this before I try to elaborate on the finer points of semen. Somebody in Dallas, is still looking for Debbie.
Obama Will SAVE You! And Even Call Your Dad.
Nobody’s Fool
Secondary to the State of the Union Speech, is something that nobody is talking about, but it is very disturbing to this Nobody.
Staged PR events. The President has the camera and the full attention of the world during the State of the Union Address to the Nation, and what does he do?
He stages a Navy Seal rescue at the same moment he is talking. 
DON’T tell me he didn’t.
We all saw Obama walk into the House Chamber, and go right up to Leon Panetta, who is now in charge of the Defense forces overseas, and say, very loudly:
“Leon, Good job tonight. Good job tonight.”
Panetta had been at the White House, where he had monitored the progress of the operation, before the speech. The raid was still being wrapped up when the president spoke to him.
The next day, we find out in the morning headlines, that at the very same time, Obama was talking, he had sent into Somalia, a team of 50 Navy Seals, who shot and killed nine Somalia thugs who were holding two people, American Jessica Buchanan and Dane Poul Hagen. They were humanitarian workers who had been helping to demine the area, before they were kidnapped—
Over a YEAR ago.
Let me say that again: Over a year ago.
Now, while we are certainly all impressed that our great “commander in chief” took his immense power and rescued an American women because she was near death, the fact that he waited until he could use that power at the exact moment in his reelection campaign to make himself look good to the voters, especially to the conservatives and women…..
Is rather disgusting.
My (x Navy Seal) husband said: “Oh gee…a year? How many times has she been raped in a year?’
And if you don’t think this was PR…you have only to look at the picture taken and sent to every media outlet of Obama talking to the father of that girl…to tell him that Obama saved his daughter, and she is coming home, and then released. A real President would have made that call in private and not made sure a picture was taken of it. 
‘President’ Obama released this statement the next day.
“This is yet another message to the world that the United States of America will stand strongly against any threats to our people,”
Yes, our great Obama in his effort to convince the American people that he cares, will go to no ends to get himself reelected, even if it means he has to try to appear that he really cares about some American woman in Somalia, and sent in his personal Navy Seal Crack team at his command
Don’t be fooled by this: The message is: Everything he does, is only for his own advantage.
History will report what a great military commander Obama was.
What it won’t report, is the truth.
Obama’s State of the Union According to Mother and Child: Give HIM the Bill
Nobody Knows
If you missed it, then here’s an imaginary summary from this little girl watching then State of the Union Address with her mama. She sums it up pretty nicely.
Little Girl Wow…look at Michelle mama… in that gorgeous blue dress. How much did that cost? Here comes Hillary…look, her hair looks like her mom did it. (I wish my mom could make my hair have a diamond tiara in it.)
Here comes Obama. He keeps saying over and over: “Good to see you.” He saying it to EVERYONE! Is he glad to see EVERYONE? Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you….
Oh my…look at that old lady give Obama the biggest hug I’ve ever seen. She’s so old. She’s on the Supreme Court. Why does SHE get such a big hug. What did Obama do for her? Wish he’d hug me like that. 
Okay, that man behind him just told us he is the President of the United States. Didn’t we all know that? Why are they announcing it again?
*****
Mama, look—everyone is standing up!
Mama They are giving him a standing ovation because he is talking about our brave soldiers. I’m going to try that trick next time I give my speech at school. EVERYONE always applauses the soldiers.
Little Girl He says we all need to act like the soldiers. They have made us safe. He wants us to follow their example and act like the soldiers. His grandfather and grandmother were part of a larger part. Okay, we must be like soldiers. Dad told me soldiers obey orders, I guess that’s what he wants us to do.
President says everyone should play by the same rules? Does that mean I can go on Air Force One, and play with Bo? 
*****
Little Girl President Obama says the State of the Union is getting stronger. HUH? MOM? He said that GM leads in world sales.
Mama Because they sell and build in China, it has nothing to do with us sweetie.
Little Girl He wants us all to give money to community colleges so that people can learn how to work. Some lady who got fired was given a job by some company who paid for her training. Her hair looks like cousin. No one is going to have to pay for education…
He wants the bill.
He says the poor teachers work for no pay. He wants us to pay the good teachers MORE. He wants to make it a law that all kids HAVE to go to school until 18. What happens if I can’t? I might not live that long? Will they arrest me? Will Obama take my dad? He wants us to pay for more students to go to college, especially the illegal ones.
Am I illegal? He wants all illegal’s to stay here, and get free education, and send him another bill
He wants the bill. He will sign it. That’s what he said. He keeps saying that.
Little Girl: Okay, now he is talking about energy. He is looking for oil…wait…I thought he told everyone they couldn’t do any oil searching after that big BP oil spill? He says climate change is not going fast enough so HE has told the military to BUILD a solar city? Or what? The military is going to build a future new energy city for over 3 million people? Will that cost money? The Navy will build it. Doesn’t the Navy build boats?
Wow…look Mama! Look at the light from the sky shining on him…it’s like a halo from god…God is shining beams of light on him!…ooooo000000…..
Mama No honey, that’s just a special effect they do with camera’s. It’s dark there now sweetie. Trust me, that’s not from God.
*******
Little Girl: He still wants to build roads. Didn’t he say that a long time ago? And he wants to build another Hoover dam. Wow. Wait—- he said that he will not put up with mercury poisoning for the kids. Wait, all our new light bulbs are filled with mercury!
MOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!! Obama is going to arrest you! You are trying to poison me with mercury!
(Maybe mom doesn’t love me?)
Mama: No honey, I love you. I would never do that.
Little Girl: President Obama says he will not let those mean nasty bankers ever do that nasty stuff ever again:
He wants a bill.
******
He wants a bill!
He wants to outlaw insider trading. What’s that mom?
He just said it again: Send him the bill!
Wait…he’s quoting Lincoln. I just read that book by Mr. O’Reilly: He says he believes just like Republican Abraham Lincoln:
“That government should do for people only what they cannot do better by themselves -and no more.”
Mmmmm I’m confused. He doesn’t like anything we do for ourselves.
Wow…mama…He said the executive branch is outdated. He wants more power..so that he can gather everything together into one big..something.
Mama: He wants more power honey..so that he can bypass Congress, and make all the laws himself.
- Mama
Little Girl: Is that a good thing mom?
Mama: No honey, it’s not.
Little Girl: He is saying that if Congress doesn’t do anything he will do what he needs to do.
Does that mean that he doesn’t like Congress mom?
Mama: Yes dear
Little Girl: Mama, Obama doesn’t like Iran. He likes Jews. He seems really mad at Syria. He says we are a Pacific power. He is also mad at Iran. He will do anything necessary to stop the bad guys. Mom…is Obama going to kill all those people? He killed bin Laden right?
*******
Little Girl: Hey, he talking about the Seals teams again mama. Everyone is standing up again and giving him a standing ovation!
Mama: Yeah, how else would he get one— pretty smart speech writer.
Little Girl: Obama says he has the flag that the guys used to kill Bin Laden mom…how come he gets to keep it? (Mama says nothing.)
He says we should all be like the army. Trust each other. SERVE.
Oh, there he goes. He looks sad. Those black ladies keep trying to kiss him. 
MAMA: Okay, what did you learn tonight, baby?
Little Girl: I must be a good soldier, and trust Obama. Obama is going to spend a lot of money helping illegal’s, and college students, and people losing their houses, and building new roads, and new cities with the Navy, and he wants us to send him the bill.
He must be a rich man mama, to want to pay the bill to all that stuff. 
Mama?
Mama: What honey?
Little Girl: I though Obama didn’t like rich people? Does that mean he doesn’t like himself?
Mama: Well, he only likes the ones who give him money, honey, and I say Obama likes himself a..lot. So much in fact, that he wants to be our first King.
Now let’s go fix that hair.
Little Girl: Mama…can I sleep in the dark tonight? I don’t think I want the light on anymore..I don’t want to get poisoned.
Mama: Sure baby, I think that’s a good idea.
Nobody Gets Email: Obama’s Second Term…
Nobody Gets Email
After the Gingrich victory tonight in South Carolina, many are celebrating that maybe we can have a candidate that would beat Obama in a debate. But, Walter shows us that not all conservatives should be hopeful.
Nevetheless: “We the people” should keep on pointing out Obama’s faults. I sure will.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Can President Obama be defeated in 2012? No. He can’t.. I am going on record as saying that President Barak Obama will win a second term. The media won’t tell you this because a good election campaign means hundreds of millions (or in Obama’s case billions) of dollars to them in advertising. But the truth is, there simply are no conditions under which Barak Obama can be defeated in 2012.
The quality of the Republican candidate doesn’t matter. Obama gets reelected.
Nine percent unemployment? No problem. Obama will win.
Gas prices moving toward five dollars a gallon? He still wins.
The U.S. government rushes toward bankruptcy, the dollar continues to sink on world markets and the price of daily goods and services soars due to inflation fueled by Obama’s extraordinary deficit spending? Obama wins handily.
You are crazy Williams. Don’t you understand how volatile politics can be when overall economic, government, and world conditions are declining? Sure I do. And that’s why I know Obama will win. The American people are notoriously ignorant of economics. And economics is the key to why Obama should be defeated. Even when Obama’s policies lead the nation to final ruin, the majority of the American people are going to believe the bait-and-switch tactics Obama and his supporters in the media will use to explain why it isn’t his fault. After all, things were much worse than understood when he took office. Obama’s reelection is really a very, very simple math problem. Consider the following:
1) Blacks will vote for Obama blindly. Period. Doesn’t matter what he does. It’s a race thing. He’s one of us,
2) College educated women will vote for Obama. Though they will be offended by this, they swoon at his oratory. It’s really not more complex than that,
3) Liberals will vote for Obama. He is their great hope,
6) Union members will vote overwhelmingly for Obama. He is their key to money and power in business, state and local politics,
7) Big Business will support Obama. They already have. He has almost $1 Billion dollars in his reelection purse gained largely from his connections with Big Business and is gaining more every day. Big Business loves Obama because he gives them access to taxpayer money so long as they support his social and political agenda,
8) The media love him. They may attack the people who work for him, but they love him. After all, to not love him would be racist,
9) Most other minorities and special interest groups will vote for him. Oddly, the overwhelming majority of Jews and Muslims will support him because they won’t vote Republican. American Indians will support him. Obviously homosexuals tend to vote Democratic. And lastly,
10) Approximately half of independents will vote for Obama. And he doesn’t need anywhere near that number because he has all of the groups previously mentioned. The President will win an overwhelming victory in 2012. — Dr.Walter Williams
It’s believed the United States is now somewhere between the “complacency and apathy” phase of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation’s population already having reached the “governmental dependency” phase.
If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegal’s – and they vote – then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.
Apathy is the greatest threat to our freedom….pass this on.
Obama’s OTHER Speech at Fantasy Land
Nobody Wonders—
My children never thought, that on this day in history, I would actually, not only go on Space Mountain with them, I would also sing Al Green’s “I’m so in Love with You” to the Fairy Godmother, cause let’s face it…she looks like my mother-in-law
Now..I know..I know what you’re thinking: President Obama…you can’t sing..well…
Yes I can.
Uh…I’ll do that later at the party. Today, I want you all to know, that I, as your President, I believe, that we CAN have Fantasy Land. All we have to do is be willing to sacrifice. Everybody needs to scarifice if we are going to make this Magic Kingdom magic again. I’ve got my top advisers..Dopey (Joe Biden), Doc (Leon Panetta) and Grumpy (Timothy Geithner) working on it. 
So..Donald, (Chris Dodd) no more swimming at Typhoon Lagoon. The EPA is complaining about it. And Goofy…(George Soros) you’ve got to share your electrical car with Cruella Deville. (Nancy Pelosi) I know..I know, it’s not fair. But I’m going to need another four years to straighten this out…Heck..it might take longer….so help me out here.
Mr. Pooh (Barney Frank) ..I want you to stop eating honey. Now…now, Michelle is going to teach you how to plant cauliflower…I know, I know, it’s going to hurt, but I’m not asking you to do anything more than I would ask of Mickey. (me) 
And you know, Mickey is the key. Without Mickey Mouse, none of you people would even HAVE a job. Mickey takes after me. Big ears…and a true leader. Why, Even Minnie loves it when he sings.
Now. I know the Magic Kingdom needs some repair. That’s why, I’m going to put in a new stimulus to fix Space Mountain. After all, I got rid of NASA , so the kids are going to need to keep on dreaming of becoming astronauts, even though it’s a fantasy, hey…it’s a good one!
Remember, I’m inviting the world here to see you, which means, you’re all going to have to work a little harder.
Snow White is not going to get any more lunch breaks. She can’t be hanging out with Cinderella in the Castle. She can have apples, but I want her to keep on working. Remember, we must all sacrifice.
And if any of you see any fat kids, I want you to hide them. Guide them to cave of the Pirates of the Caribbean, and let them ride it all day…because we want those new foreigners to know that America is a fantasy land of lots of healthy people. After all, we want them all to spend their money on the soda’s and hot dogs in the park, and if they see all the fat American kids, they won’t eat here.
Now, I know, you’ve been worrying about your jobs. You’ve heard rumors. Rumors that this once Magic Kingdom is falling apart. And I know, you all need to eat. Eating food stamps is getting old. That’s why I have new plans to not only extend those food stamps, but codiments from now on, will be free. As will your health care. Buzz Lightyear will no longer have to keep that space helmet on. He’ll be able to afford a breathilizer. 
And I know— some of the rides are a little scary. Our infrastucture is getting old. That’s okay. We can handle it. We are Cartoon Characters, and that’s why I’m here to help you all change.
I will try to save The Tower of Terror. It’s actually my favorite ride, so despite what you’ve heard, it’s not true— The Tower will be here as long as Michelle and I can come whenever we want to the park and ride it for free.
I promise you.
Okay, so I’m not as handsome as Prince Charming (everyone laughs) but, I promise, as your President, that if you all work hard and sacrifice your time and your efforts——
- ME
Next year, I promise…I will come back. And I will make this Magic Kingdom the envy of the world, if you just give me Florida.
Okay, so we’ve all got work to do. I want to give a special thanks to Pluto, for taking such good care of Bo. Thank you Pluto! Next year, I’ll send Air Force Two to come and bring YOU to the White House..because you’ve done such a fine job.
So, let’s go Cartoon Characters! Let’s make this Magic Kingdom into the best tourist attraction in the world! Tourism USED to be our number one export, last year, garbage took that honor over. But…with your help, we can make it number one again by bringing in as many tourists as we can! And then we’ll have two number one exports: Garbage and Tourism. (And BS!) 
THANK YOU!
Uh…Arial…where’s my ice cream?
Senator Obama: Working Hard for Kenya
Nobody Knows
Hey! At last we found out why Obama was never in the Senate when they were voting on stuff…he was in Kenya trying to help get a communist/Muslim elected!
Will any of the candidates bring up Obama’s enthusiasm for his home? Sure it’s his home. Why else would a Senator from the United States go and campaign for a Muslim in Kenya?
Newt, China, Private Jets, Internet, Nation Building, and Lawrence of Arabia
Nobody’s Notes
Lots of different thoughts today:
NEWT GINGRICH: First up: Rick Perry got out of the Republican race, and very graciously too. But the real topic is going to be on Marianne Gingrich, Newt’s ex-wife, whom the left has given a huge platform to damage Gingrich from getting the nomination. As usual, their timing for sexual scandals is impeccable. 
Nancy Pelosi, a few days ago tried to throw us all into Mitt’s ring by saying that Mitt would lose if he got the nomination so the Democrats wanted Mitt to win the nomination: She said that so the many conservatives that didn’t like Mitt, would go…”Oh yeah? Just for that Ms Tufu Buguta, I’m voting for him!” They want Mitt to win.
SO…It’s been leaked that Newt requested an ‘open marriage’ according to Marianne. His first wife is out for revenge. Seems she didn’t like the limelight, so what’s a better way to stay away from it than to marry a politician?
Nobody Thinks any of us should judge the scorn of an ex-spouse. For instance, I just went out to lunch with an old friend who was outraged at the actions of his longtime girlfriend.
“My God, “I said. “What in the world did she do to you to get you so angry?”
“She wouldn’t go to Disneyland to celebrate my birthday with me. ”
Really? I know. To my friend, who goes to Disneyland at least three times a year, falling in love with a person who’d rather go to Las Vegas means she doesn’t love him enough. He went anyway, and showed me a darling picture of himself with Minnie.
You had to be there—I told him I simply HAD to have a copy.
Maybe Newt wanted a wife who would stand by his side in the photo- ops. Marianne didn’t want to do it. So, none of us especially those of us who have thought of sending our ex’s to far off planets (that include this Nobody…I’d send my ex to the nearest black hole) should judge Newt on this:but we will!
I keep saying…find some sexual stuff on Obama. Nobody is listening to me.
CHINA: Why is Obama pushing solar energy when China owns 97% of the minerals on the planet that you need to MAKE solar panels? Don’t they get enough of our business? Not only that, they are going to mine the moon and then, where will we go? We won’t have the money to mine our own minerals, and even if some state here had the minerals (and they do) the Democrats would find some kind of rattlesnake feeding ground and claim the land to be preserved. The Democrats would rather make us all suffer with our houses set to 50 degrees in winter, and 80 degrees in summer. 
China will now get Canada’s oil, thanks to Obama, which means we will have to now also buy our oil from China too. They are trying to put us back into the stone age…and speaking of the stone age…
PRIVATE JETS Did you know that if you are flying on a private jet, you are not “inspected” at all? The pilot gives the guy a few digits and you’re waved through…with a hand. They don’t even have to see if a passenger is on the No-fly list.
Think of that next time some TSA agent is feeling up your groin.
So if you’re a rich Saudi, you can charter a 777 or 757 for private use, and there you go! Fly it right into the Capitol, and destroy our government.. and set up the secret government which WILL put us back into the stone age…which maybe is what they are hoping for: BIG Change. And speaking of change….
INTERNET: So many people participated in the internet blackout the draconian law is losing steam, so Obama has said that he is dropping the matter. They are reporting that the Hollywood moguls are hopping mad because they want to SUE China, and all those little nobody bloggers that keep posting Youtube video’s and pictures that they should be getting paid for. 
Like that’s really going to happen.
No, what will happen is Obama will let it go for awhile and just pass the government control over to Homeland Security or the Commerce Department, right before the election, and the moguls will be back with their money.
When Bill Clinton and Boeing wanted to sell our missile secrets to China, they took it out of Congress and the Defense Department, and went through the Commerce Department. Done deal. Good for Boeing, good for Clinton—not so good for the American people who can now be wiped off the planet by a nuclear missile from China. It’s the new godfather way. And speaking of Godfathers: 
NATION BUILDING: I read an interesting take on nation building this morning. According to John C. Hulsman, we should take a lesson from Sir T.E Lawrence of Arabia. If you want to nation build, you get the WARLORDS to join you. Our American model of “reform or die” isn’t as affective as accepting the culture you want to conquer, and putting the big godfather warlords already in charge, under our direction.
“A hundred years ago, just 3,000 British officers controlled the whole of the Indian subcontinent, but most of them commanded local tribes in their own language. “
“The Israeli army can relegate skilled Arabic translators among it s reservist to routine guar duty because Arabic is compulsory for Israeli secondary school students. American lack the cultural depth to manage the welter of ethnicities and sects of the Middle East.” –Sparnleger “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Chaos.”
In other word, we would be better to learn to speak Arabic, give all these warlords one of these:
Gold Lamboghini
And tell them if they do what we want, we’ll get one to every Warlord’s son. We’d save billions.
Obama…the New King of Mickey Mouse
Nobody Cares
Obama is going to be on TV Thursday, standing in front of the Castle at Disneyworld, in order to give a speech to help poor old Disney World out, because Disney World used to be the prime vacation spot for all Americans. Once a year, the American family would load up and drive to California, or Orlando, and go to Disneyland to spent a week having fun with the kids. 
Well gee--- since Obama has been in office, nobody can afford the gas anymore. Not only that...but since Obama is having everyone searched at the airports, people don't even want to fly.
The vacation money is going for food. There is no middle class to fill the great Epcot restaurants. Vacations now are to your local city zoo for many people, and even that's getting too expensive.
Disney is hurting. And since Disney is mostly 'service' jobs, our President is saying he is going to help. He is going to give a speech right on the steps of that great Disney Castle for the good of America: Gather round all you lower wage teenagers and Hispanics! I'm going to help you! Come! Come to America and join in our Disney American Dream!
Has this ever been done before? When was the last time a President of the United States shut down a Disney park just to make a campaign speech?
On the set of Pollyanna? 
Is Disney putting money into Obama’s campaign coffers for this?
Here’s the report:
Tourism officials hope and expect his announcement to have something to do with tourism Visas — specifically tourists from Brazil, China and India.Right now, tourists from those countries have to go through an elaborate Visa process to get in the United States.
Ahh…….maybe they just don’t want to be ‘searched’ at the airports. Why they just walk over our southern border like everybody else?
And how many of those just visiting, will not go home? Maybe they’ll just stay and get a job driving the buses to the parks, serving taco’s to Snow White, or loading people onto the rides at “It’s a Small, Small World.”
If Obama can just get MORE people into the country from Brazil, China and India, they will come and spend money, at Disney world, and that would create thousands of very low paying jobs for the unemployed illegal’s that are already here. Our economy is so bad, the illegal’s are not even coming anymore.
To the elites: this is a disaster.
That’s the official line. The real business is Obama, Michelle and the kids want to sneak in another vacation.
Obama could have given this speech from the Oval office, but then again, I’m sure he wanted a day with Michelle and the kids in the Magic Kingdom, so, it’s nice to be King, and be able to shut down the Magic Kingdom to enjoy just for the day. I wouldn’t doubt if they get Typhoon Lagoon all to themselves too. All the poor sops that had tickets for that day..will just have to go someplace else.
Tell me…the way the Obama’s are seeing the world at our expense, you have to wonder by their actions if they really don’t believe they will be back, and are trying to cram in as much sightseeing on our dime as they possibly can.
You can bet Michelle and Obama will be in Rio for the summer Olympics. Tell me, what haven’t they seen? Africa…China…India,..Hawaii,…Rome, Paris, London…We USED to have ambassadors to do our work. Since when does the President have to go everywhere himself?
What famous monuments will the taxpayers of nations have to shut down next for our American Royals? The Louvre? The Vatican? Havana? Statue of liberty? The Leaning Tower of Pisa? Mecca?
Do you have any IDEA how much it’s going to cost to shut down Disney’s Magic Kingdom for one day? How much security it’s going to take just for him to get INTO the park? How many secret service men are going to have to look through every single trashcan? Not to mention, how many of his friends are we paying for?
Whatever. He’s the king. The rest of us can only dream of going on vacation.
Someday, in the Hall of Presidents there will be Obama..standing next to Lincoln, and Lincoln..will be retired to just sitting down, while Obama’s robot will talk for ten minutes and be the end and highlight of the show. It will be a speech where the great Obama will talk about “giving service ” and how we all need to sacrifice for the future of mankind.
You can bet your next trip to Disney on it. Obama is “sacrificing” his great talents to shut down Disney just to help the poor of Brazil and China be able to come to Disneyland..just like him.
Nobody has ever seen, such an arrogant man.
I hope Donald gives him a good quack.
The Pentagon is Pissed? Really? Well, So Are We.
Nobody Remembers:
Hillary Clinton and Leon Penetta were all over themselves apologizing for a video that was posted of four Marines urinating on three dead Taliban bodies. The Pentagon is mad.
KABUL, Afghanistan — A video showing four United States Marines urinating on three dead Taliban fighters provoked anger and condemnation on Thursday in Afghanistan and around the world, raising fears in Washington that the images could incite anti-American sentiment at a particularly delicate moment in the decade-old Afghan war.
(You’re kidding me right? Like there IS no anti-American sentiment now?)
“This act by American soldiers is simply inhuman and condemnable in the strongest possible terms,” he said. The actions of the Marines in the video could amount to a violation of the Geneva Conventions.”
If anyone should be mad, it should be the American citizen for just how badly the whole war was conducted—Not to mention how much it cost us– not the lame joke of a few soldiers. 
Has Hillary forgotten all those people who were KILLED on 9/11? You can’t even find their corpses. At least those Marines left the Taliban bodies to bury. We just dump our bits and pieces of blown up soldiers in some empty landfill in Virginia.
WAR is hell, and unfortunately, our liberal elites have NO idea what’s it’s like to spend day after day getting shot at, and then finding out, all your fighting has been for nothing because the enemy is being forgiven and helped back into the country with the blessings of the Commander-In-Chief, who goes by the common name of our enemy: Barack Hussain Obama.
Many people feel that the U.S. exit from the battlefield is no different from when the Russians left Afghanistan after ten years. There was no American victory there. The Taliban considers that they have beaten the Americans. That HAS to be hard on our brave soldiers.
Some men in war…just snap. At least they didn’t do what the Taliban do to their enemies: cut off their heads, and desecrate their privates. Right. The Taliban honors the Geneva Convention.
What a joke.
I’m stopping here because this is so uncalled for: Hillary should have said today: “War is hell, for everyone.” And walked off.
Hillary would be stupid to make a big thing about this: the American people will stand behind their Marines. It won’t play well in an election. 
My friend Mona, after seeing the video…expressed it well:
Sorry, but when our troops see the filth and horrendous pain that those people inflict on their own, and our people and country what those soldiers did was mild to what I am sure most would cheer them on to do. How can our men feel anything but that they are actually not even worth wasting their piss on, and I feel for those men. Who could blame them for how they felt and the one who took and posted this should be pissed on and hung as far as I am concerned as who ever put those men in harm’s way: what fools do, and I do not mean those Marines either!
Lucas, Beyonce, and the Commander- in- Chief
Nobody Notes
As you watch the trailer to Red Tails: is it me? Or is every white person in the movie racist? Just saying. 
“Money gave me exactly what I wanted, power over others.”—Oscar Wilde
Today it was released on CNN that Obama is leading in campaign donations. He has about $220 million to spend as compared to that snobby, rich, job-busting, mean capitalist-leading Republican Romney, who has only $56 million.
It helps when you don’t have to pay for your own travel expenses.
While they say most of the donations are in small amounts, from all the millions who love him..Nobody Wonders if those ‘small’ amounts are coming from some Saudi King laundered into a “democratic NGO” of some kind.
Really, if it’s the poor minorities, who voted 95 percent for Obama in the last election where they claim he gets the bulk of it, somehow it’s hard to imagine 16 percent of the population donating even $50 dollars apiece. The math doesn’t add up. Besides, most of his following are in the unemployed 45 percent. So, the man who claims to be with the poor man is actually getting more cash from the rich, like his friends in Hollywood and Wall Street (as it is being reported) than the Republicans. But, he doesn’t want you to know that.
The man who hates the rich actually has some rich friends that he adores. Two of his favorite friends are —
George Lucas and Beyonce. 
Beyonce not only sang at his inauguration ball, she is helping Michelle with her “move on” program. And to set a fine example for their “race,” Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z just spent $1.5 million dollars spoiling their new little baby, Blue Ivy. She has a $15,000 Swarovski high chair, a $22,000 crib, a $600,000 solid gold rocking horse, and a mini Bugatti Car. 
George Lucas, is another great bud. He not only leant the furry Chewbacca to help the Obama’s out on their favorite holiday at the White house, he has made a film to help his old buddy out, called Red Tail. It’s a film to encourage the young black boys who are sitting around watching football to join the Air Force and military.
“I wanted to make it inspirational for teenaged boys. I wanted to show that they have heroes, they’re real American heroes, they’re patriots that helped to make the country what it is today. And it’s not Glory where you have a lot of white officers running these guys into cannon fodder. It’s like a real, they were real heroes.”
Unfortunately, Hollywood didn’t want to make it, because it would not make a profit…evidently the rest of the world is racist, not only America..or it’s because it’s jingoistic— as Lucas admits. Yes America, Lucas, who is a liberal, has made you a war movie.
Lucas continued, “It’s a reasonably expensive movie. Normally black movies, say Tyler Perry movies or something, you know, they’re very low budget, and, even they won’t release his movies. It goes to the lower, not major distributors. And they do well, but they do a certain amount of money, and they know what that is, and this cost more than those movies make.And they don’t believe there’s any foreign market for it. That’s 60 percent of their profit.”
He’s mad because those Jews that control Hollywood wouldn’t do a movie that would not make money. 
Right. George Lucas, a man who made his billions off of that exact capitalistic concept; wants everyone else to be a socialist. Make the movie, even if it is a flop. We need to influence our black youth to join up, get a free education, and become Americans. Not a bad idea really. But, why should they? They can get a free education without joining the army. Obama really is a master. He got Lucas to make a film help him shore up his upcomng plans for a military of young black men, with his OWN money. The “Jews” in Hollywood, that have always dropped their millions into democratic coffers are racists. That’s basically what Lucas is saying.
Well, then Mel Gibson can claim they hate Christians also, because they wouldn’t fund HIS movie “Passion” either.
Coming from a man who took a character named Jar -Jar Binks and put him in his Star Wars episode to be the most perfect modern “Negros” stereotype ever invented in the modern world…a character who you not only had trouble understanding when he talked, but acted stupid and dumb…well, that’s mighty white of him. I’m sure all the black children in the world understood Jar- Jar perfectly. The rest of us had trouble. 
What Lucas doesn’t tell the black youth is that war makes cannon fodder out of everyone: the color of your skin really doesn’t matter. And uh…we have a black military general. And a BLACK commander-in-chief, who will think nothing of sending those black boys to Iran and cannon fodder.
Nobody Wonders: Who ARE these people?
The Golden Parachute Keeps Opening…
Nobody Knows
—That this was an email that I found very disturbing, so I’m not waiting till the weekend to post it. Besides, not too many people know exactly what happened to the men who ran Freddie and Fannie.
Where are they now? The three who bought down Wall Street– Here’s a quick look into the three former Fannie Mae executives who brought down Wall Street. 
Franklin Raines was a Chairman and Chief Executive Officer at Fannie Mae. Raines was forced to retire from his position with Fannie Mae when auditing discovered severe irregularities in Fannie Mae’s accounting activities. Raines left with a “golden parachute” valued at $240 million in benefits. The Government filed suit against Raines when the depth of the accounting scandal became clear.
Tim Howardwas the Chief Financial Officer of Fannie Mae. Howard was a strong internal proponent of using accounting strategies that would ensure a “stable pattern of earnings” at Fannie. Investigations by federal regulators and the company’s board of directors since concluded that management did manipulate 1998 earnings to trigger bonuses. 
Raines and Howard resigned under pressure in late 2004. Howard’s Golden Parachute was estimated at $20 Million!
Jim Johnson, was a former executive at Lehman Brothers and who was later forced from his position as Fannie Mae CEO. Investigators found that Fannie Mae had hidden a substantial amount of Johnson’s 1998 compensation from the public, reporting that it was between $6 million and $7 million, when it fact it was $21 million.” Johnson is currently under investigation for taking illegal loans from Countrywide while serving as CEO of Fannie Mae. Johnson’s Golden Parachute was estimated at $28 Million. 
Where Are They Now?
Franklin Raines?
Raines works for the Obama Campaign as his Chief Economic Advisor.
Tim Howard?
Howard is a Chief Economic Advisor to Obama under Franklin Raines.
Jim Johnson?
Johnson was hired as a Senior Obama Finance Advisor and was selected to run Obama’s Vice Presidential Committee.
Kinda makes ou feel sick to your stomach. Our government seems to be rotten to the core: or as the great general would say: “I small a RAT!” Vote in 2012. It is the most important election of our time. 
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody Notes: The black man’s golden parachute was a LOT bigger than the white men’s.
Obama Proclaims Ultimate Power…Which He Says He WON’T Use
Nobody Knows
First: Observe the video above. The guy makes a joke about Obama (even though it was tasteless) but he gets visited by the Secret Service.
Really? Really? The Secret Service for telling a JOKE? 
Nobody Remembers that Obama said this about white people once:
“And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”
He can criticize us, but we can’t say much of anything against him, without the FBI knocking on our door I suppose…but now…it’s gotten worse. If you don’t like Obama— watch what you say: He now has the power to arrest you. He doesn’t even have to have an excuse.
On New Years’ Eve, when every politician in Washington was out of town: when every reporter in the nation was talking about Iowa: when the people of America were all getting over their New Year’s Eve hangovers…what a better time to take dictatorial powers over the Constitution then when everyone is not paying attention to you, because you are busy spending $4 million taxpayer dollars vacationing in Hawaii.
Could you have found a more propitious moment to declare yourself dictator, and give yourself the power to arrest any citizen, on whatever cause you so choose, and lock him or her up indefinitely without a trial?
“I have signed this bill on the understanding that section 1022 provides the executive branch with broad authority to determine how best to implement it, and with the full and unencumbered ability to waive any military custody requirement, including the option of waiving appropriate categories of cases when doing so is in the national security interests of the United States.”
Wow….‘President’ Obama signed the National Defense Appropriation Act, a law that ends the 4th Amendment in the United States unless the Supreme Court overrules it. Only one of the biggest moments in American history. We now officially have a KING…and it went without much of a whimper.
“Oh, he signed but so what? He’ll never use it.” is the Newspeak falling from every pundit’s lip. “He said he’d never use it…and so, whose going to win the Republican Election gang? Who? “
Uh…Houston…Houston…Houston…are you there? Oh..that’s right. Obama got rid of Houston.
Nobody Remembersthe last unconstitutional law that Obama wanted the whole world to see him sign. The infamous Obama Health Care Bill. It was reported on all the cable stations and all over the world. He had that sweet little black boy standing beside him..to show that now, the great man was going to protect, feed, clothe, and give this sweet black boy free medical for as long as he lives. Not to mention, Obama usually has dozens of democrats standing behind him…smiling, fawning…(in Nancy’s case…dribbling..)
So, why did Obama HIDE the signing of probably the biggest grab of power ever taken by a American President since FDR? He knows he has no right to take this power, so as he was signing it, with the provisions put in by his request that American citizens also be included. It was put to us that he wants to protect us from terrorists. But it’s not Muslims terrorist that Obama fears…it’s the tea party.
“The fact that I support this bill as a whole does not mean I agree with everything in it. In particular, I have signed this bill despite having serious reservations with certain provisions that regulate the detention, interrogation, and prosecution of suspected terrorists.”
As one reporter said: “Here is a man with a law degree telling us that he signed a bill into law, despite serious reservations. Who cares what reservations he has? He signed it into law.”
“Moreover, I want to clarify that my Administration will not authorize the indefinite militardetention without trial of American citizens. Indeed, I believe that doing so would break with our most important traditions and values as a Nation. My Administration will interpret section 1021 in a manner that ensures that any detention it authorizes complies with the Constitution, the laws of war, and all other applicable law.”
You won’t? Look what happend when one Congressman said: “You lie.” <—–
The Constitution does not authorize the President to use signing statements to circumvent any validly enacted Congressional Laws, nor does it authorize him to declare he will disobey such laws (or parts thereof). When a bill is presented to the President, the Constitution (Art. II) allows him only three choices: do nothing, sign the bill, or (if he disapproves of the bill) veto it in its entirety.
In other words, you can’t make yourself dictator BY LAW and then come out and say…oh, I really don’t want to be a dictator, you know, I know I’m not suppose to arrest anyone without a trial, but I signed it anyway.
Last year, Janet Napolitano, the head of Homeland Security, wants us all to think that the tea party is the biggest threat to our country. (See her video below) Which means— if you have any sense at all, you can only suspect that it’s not the Muslim terrorist that Obama fears, it’s the America people…especially the white ones.
Report:
Last week, Mark Meckler, co-founder of Tea Party Patriots, was arrested at New York City’s LaGuardia Airport on a gun charge. He currently faces 15 years in prison. He actually showed police his pistol permit and explained – and had paperwork to prove it – that the weapon is registered in California.
When you have a president who wants to release our enemies in Guantanamo —but is afraid of those white people who he thinks are after him because of the color of his skin..which Republican Candidate wins in Iowa is the least of our worries. If you can make yourself KING and nobody objects:
Than any day of the week you can say:
“I have signed this executive order that by my sworn authority to protect the American People. The 2012 presidential election will remain suspended until further determination by this Administration that we are safe enough to continue with our great American experiment.”
The director of the Human Rights Watch said, ’ Obama will go down in history as the president who enshrined indefinite detention without trial in US law.”
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
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