Nobody’s Email: AR 1654…Not Just Your Average Sunspot
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If you’re like me, whenever I hear the threat of sunspot activity, I tend to think of my father’s acne. Just a tiny blimp on the surface of a bumpy face. But…this email puts the sunspot in perspective. These spots could swallow us! Aimed at JUST the right angle, we would be toast. The Democrats are working on spin at this very moment to blame any damage caused from AR 1654, the sunspot, on George Bush. And as usual, George Bush will make no comment, thinking wrongly, that nobody will believe the spin of the democrats, proving as fact, that George Bush has in fact, already been hit by AR 1652. (Thanks to amfortas)
Like an enormous cannon that is slowly turning its barrel toward us, the latest giant sunspot region AR1654 is steadily moving into position to face Earth, loaded with plenty of magnetic energy to create M-class flares — moderate-sized outbursts of solar energy that have the potential to cause brief radio blackouts on Earth and, at the very least, spark bright aurorae around the upper latitudes.
Nobody’s Email: My Kind of Teacher
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I just got this one: It’s a great laugh!
(Thanks to amfortas)
My kind of teacher (I’m still laughing!)
This one is dedicated to all my friends who ever taught school, parented children or served their country.
A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started, he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.
The punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.
There was dead silence.
He had no trouble with discipline that year.
Nobody Cares About Men’s Fashion
Nobody Cares
I have NO idea way the mainstream media is not covering the latest line in Men’s fashion from Paris: Do you? No….each one of these fabulous outfits are screaming to be worn at the Presidential inauguration ball. Nobody Thinks Joe Biden would look especially dashing in the last picture.
Is it any wonder Obama gave himself secret service protection for life? I LOVE the tennis shoes on the first outfit..and the gloves…what’s is he expecting to pick up? An iceberg?
The kangaroo pockets on the second is rather clever but the pants look like something from my great great grandmothers bathing suit.
The “I am a Scottish Ken doll” could lose the earmuffs.
But the last one is PERFECT. You’d never catch the flu in that! Then again…you’d never see the punch coming towards your face either.
Men’s fashion: Not what it used to be.
Food Stamp Recipiants—Obama is Spending Your MONEY!
Nobody Reports:–
-That there is a consequence to all of Obama’s vacation costs. Yes…simply because of Congress, Obama had to fly BACK to Washington D.C., after arriving in Hawaii and joining his friends for golf…only to find out on the 18th hole that because of Congress’s ineptitude at coming to a consensus on TAXES…Obama had to fly back to D.C. and get it done…even though he knew before flying out, that he should have waited to join his family after this tax business was done. But, I guess he just couldn’t wait. 
SO…because Obama couldn’t wait..guess what? Due to lack of money, Georgia ran out of food stamps! Children are starving! Not only that, but this other guy (see video below) spent his last wad of government money on getting his teeth whitened, never suspecting that since Obama spent his food stamp money on his vacation in Hawaii…he would have to actually WORK at getting his fair share.
Dialing the phone is beyond what we should expect of our good citizens.
That is why, Obama should not be allowed any more vacations. If I were a food stamp recipient, I’d be furious at President Obama for NOT thinking of the children. Really…
(PS..to find out where the money is actaully going…click on the lady with the big earrings in the window above…FOOD RANT. She is witness to the criminals working for Obama’s vacations. )
Nobody Knows the Truth About Mercury
Nobody Knows
Do YOU know how many hours are in a day on Mercury? I didn’t…58. I saw this and thought it was so funny I wanted to share it.
The truth is: It’s almost midnight, my husband’s mother died today, I forgot to thaw out the ravioli sauce for dinner, so ended up cooking French Toast—(And was craving salad) broke my video camera, and did not get into even THINKING about a blog today due to all the stress .. so all the “serious” stuff I WAS going to write about…can wait.
There’s been a death in the family. Even if she didn’t like me…(And that’s putting it mildly) she did something very right…she gave birth to my loving husband.
So, I needed a good laugh tonight.
That’s the truth.
Enjoy! And tell me if you don’t go to bed tonight trying to figure out the three spins in one year stuff.
If ONLY We Could Make Bo President
Nobody Flashes
I just found out a few minutes ago that my liberal friend, JR, has advanced prostate cancer. He is over 70, and I don’t think he realizes yet that he may not get the chemo he needs due to Obamacare, and like all of us, we tend to take our lives for granted until we know death is certain. He loves life, and my heart is very sad for him right now.
JR sent me this video today. It will warm your heart….JR loves animals. I’ve seen my own dogs do this many times.
And then, we have BO the famous dog in the White House, who seems to be alone here…and it’s too bad we can’t keep it that way. Would having a Mascot for President be an improvement?
Ahh…..Yep.
Enjoy.
(Thanks again to JR..and hang in there buddy)
It’s the Last Day on Earth: Did You Wear Clean Underwear?
Nobody Cares
How much money has been made off of the “END OF THE WORLD” , which according to hundreds of ‘experts’, much like the ‘experts’ of climate change, is today?
Nobody Knows, but I bet it’s in the billions.
So, today is proof, that if you scare people enough, it can make you boatloads of money! Why, Obama used it to scare people into more gun control laws…Hurricane Sandy. What he didn’t mention is how many people were NOT robbed because of the fact that they advertised ON THEIR FRONT DOORS…that robbers would be shot. No, global warming is the reason we should all hand in our guns, because when destruction hits, armed criminals will be armed…and his gun laws will disarm them.
And if you believe that, then you believe that you are going to die today because the “Mayans” said so.
In that case…Nobody hopes you go to a place where sanity is more abundant, and where politicians don’t always get the first tee times by default. Better yet, they go to another place where they are STUCK in front of podiums talking about themselves forever.
Buy Your Bunker NOW!
Nobody Reports
According to many, and that includes everyone BUT the Mayans, who by the way, did NOT predict the end of the world, they were just tired of making calendars…you have just four days to get yourself one of these nifty underground shelters!
Nobody Thinks we should thank those nifty Mayans, because they somehow knew, that in the future, we would suffer the same fate as THEY did! Which means, evil and powerful men would come to destroy just about everyone they could think of. Is it any wonder they stopped? They just disappeared….or more than likely, slaughtered.
Yes, in the future, we might ALL need to hide, from Washington D.C., so that we don’t go the same way of the Mayans.
Notice, the TV. …and the small frig. Not much room to stock up food is there?
Don’t let this video fool you…this is just a big playhouse to hide in….when Obama hands guns over to all his “citizen” army….to stop the carnage of his “citizen” mad dog adolescents and dear hunters who have gun-crazy paranoid mothers….he is now taking action.
And it COMES with a gun rack. And LEATHER couch. And a private bedroom. And a tub.
Somebody tell Ted Nugent.
Nobody’s Perfect: Hillary’s Flu VS George’s Pretzel
Nobody’s Perfect
“The DOG ate my homework!”
“I had a flat tire, and that’s why I’m late!”
“My alarm didn’t go off…”
“I fainted because I had a virus, hit my head, and so I just can’t make it to Congress to testify because the doctor told me I have to rest my brain…..”
WASHINGTON (AP) — Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sustained a concussion last week after becoming extremely dehydrated and fainting while suffering from a stomach virus, the State Department said. The 65-year-old Clinton is recovering at home and has been advised by her doctors to continue to rest and avoid strenuous activity and cancel all work events for the next week.
Democrat “insisted that given her condition, she could not and should not appear” as planned, said Kerry spokeswoman Jodi Seth. Obama is expected to nominate Kerry to succeed Clinton.
Excuses. We’ve all heard them, we’ve all used them, and some are much better than others.
Excuses are what humans use to get out of something they don’t want to do…like jury duty, a date we don’t want to go on, or a day off from work so we can go to the SuperBowl….but when Joe Blow skips work, in most matters, it doesn’t affect the whole country, unlike our famous politicians.
Hillary…can’t testify in the most important scandal of this century because she’s…got to rest her brain.
HA HA HA HA…who knew she had one?
And this episode made me think of another famous politician who was a bit more creative when it came to excuses—Remember with me….
WASHINGTON — President Bush briefly lost consciousness Sunday after he choked on a pretzel while watching a football game on television in his living quarters, the White House said.
After fainting, the president tumbled to the floor from a couch, bruising his lower lip and suffering an abrasion the size of a half dollar on his left cheek, White House physician Dr. Richard Tubb said he fainted due to a temporary decrease in heart rate brought on by swallowing a pretzel.
So we as Americans must ask: Why do we keep electing people that fall off of c ouches, and have to “rest their brains.”
Nobody Thinks that Presidential PR people get paid BIG BUCKS to sit around a table and come up with creative excuses to get their bosses out of trouble.
“Well, we could tell the truth…”
“No..here’s what you do. You make up something that is so unbelievable, nobody will question it. Hillary can’t testify because last time she testified she said “I don’t remember” over 784 times. Some people actually REMEMBER that. So here’s what we’ll do. She’s got a flu right? We’ll just say she was dehydrated and fell over an hit her head and got a concussion, so when she DOES testify, she can say “I don’t remember” and EVERYONE will believe it was due to her concussion! Problem solved!”
“Brilliant.”
Well, MSNBC bought it. But my dog doesn’t believe a word of it. And that’s why Nobody is giving George W. Bush the hands on winner in the Nobody’s Perfect contest this week.
Anybody who can fall off a soft couch while watching football, gaze his head in, bust his lip…a gash that looks more like he crashed while he was bike riding, or got in a fight with some guy in Texas..and because he didn’t want to lose his macho image, he said he choked on a pretzel…
THAT man has bigger cohunes than Hillary. Or better yet, THAT man was President and knew he couldn’t be touched, Hillary on the other hand, needs to get out of testifying.
Hillary should stand trial for her crimes in the Benghazi scandal. But..if she doesn’t , then running for President should be completely out of the question..
After all…if she is so brain dead she can’t make it to a Congressional hearing, she certainly can’t be President.
Can she?
YES SHE CAN!
Now, that I’ve got that out of my system…I need to tell my husband that, “I didn’t pick up his medicine because I thought it was Sunday.”
This stuff could work wonders for us all…and we need to do is watch…and learn.
“I couldn’t find my keys!”
” My SISTER was on the phone for over an hour!”
“I have a fever…” (Feel free to donate your best)
“I had the flu, and fell down because I was working SO hard, that I started RUNNING to the plane, and then while I was trying to save a baby, who was being attacked by a terrorist, I stuck the pretzel I was carrying in my mouth, and then I choked, and USED my body to drop the terrorist who was trying to kidnap the baby, and fell to the ground, and banged my head, and so I just can’t show up for anything…
Don’t worry…the baby is fine due to my quick thinking. ”
Nobody Gets Email: Even Dogs…Put Out Cookies
Nobody Flashes Email
I got this as an email Christmas card…and if you haven’t seen it, it might just cheer up your day! It did mine.
(Thanks to Pattie)
Nobody Remembers: Spock Loves Bilbo Baggins
Nobody Remembers
For those of you who grew up with Star Trek, here is one side of Dr. Spock you might have been glad you never knew…but HERE we see just how long the story of Bilbo Baggins has been around. In fact, I have to admit, I read THE HOBBIT in college, and then just had to get the Lord of the Rings.
Nobody could have done a better job than Jackson bringing the story to life, and after watching this video, I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad nobody in the 1960’s attempted to make Tolkien movies until they had the technology of today.
Imagine midget’s running around with fake feet and snap- on ears.
BUT…having said that…this is too weird. I’m not sure I’m going to be able to get this out of my head, and I apologise in advance…
Enjoy…and remember…two cultural heroes’ rolled up in one silly song with a bunch of young pretty girls dancing around (Which, come to think of it, might be why Leonard agreed to be in the video, because I can’t think of any other reason he would do this.)
Nobody Wonders About Purse Designers…
Nobody Wonders
Who would buy a purse that looks like a frog? 
It’s been awhile since I reported on the latest “ugly purse” award, but leave it to the fashionably rich to think up these “beauties.”
The ad says it’s the crown that makes this frog purse (that holds maybe your lipstick and nail polish only) special. But some lady named Judith Leiber is selling them for $5, 995, which means over $6,000.
If it croaked when you opened it up, it might be worth it.
And pink. If there is anything I hate worse than pink slippers, it’s a pick purse. The very famous Louis Vuitton is making you WAIT…to grap this…very ordinary purse sold for $2,340.
You could find one that looks JUST like it at Wal-Mart for $25.00, and good luck finding a dress to match.
Nobody proclaims: There should be a law against ugly purses. Someday, you will see these on e-bay.
And for the right price, I would buy them both and use them to store old costume jewelry–in my closet.
Nobody’s Perfect: Jamie Fox VS the Brits
Nobody’s Perfect
I should have posted the video yesteday…as it was all over the internet. But…of course…it’s been taken down, (I think) because Jamie Fox said, for all the world to hear, that he got to kill white people in his movie and he really enjoyed it! It was such a WONDERFUL black thing to do!
If Jamie keeps this up…I’m almost SURE he will get next year’s Nobel Peace Prize.
Mmmmmmm…..silence. Notice NOBODY on the liberal networks are even talking about this?
Nobody suggests that all white people boycott that movie. But of course they won’t. There are too many stupid white people….who think that’s funny…black men wanting to kill them because they are white. I guess since Jamie is such good friends with Obama, he feels he can say he would like all white people dead and enjoy the moment? And uh…
YES HE CAN!
So, if Jamie Fox can declare he would love killing white people, then any white person in the country should be able to say they love killing black people. Right? Free speech, after all.
I wonder how the “white” producers of Jamie’s new movie are going to go for that. They just lost a major portion of their profits. I’m not going to even RENT it.
On the other side of the loony bin last week, were the Brits. It seems Prince Williams’ Kate was very sick in the hospital when some Australian DJ’s decided to call up the hospital and pretend they were the Prince and the Queen, and since the nurse was NOT of British birth, she believed them and gave them information she shouldn’t have. Like, she was having trouble with the royal pregnancy.
Uh-oh. Big mistake.
So she killed herself. In true liberal guilt fashion, every one in the media now is more concerned about the two idiot DJ’s than the family___
The family of the tragic nurse who took the hoax call to the hospital where the Duchess of Cambridge was staying have been given less support than the Australian DJs behind the stunt, an MP said yesterday. ‘We have the Australian DJs who are getting all this counselling, but what about the family? What about support for them?
But..That’s not all the Brits are doing. They are determined to control cow flatulence! While Hillary is taking taxpayers’ money we have, to build Mosques in Cairo, the British government is spending money on the flatulence of cows. Here’s what one reporter from the Daily Mail found out:
Millions of pounds of British taxpayers’ money has been spent on a scheme aimed at reducing the flatulence of Colombian cattle, The Mail on Sunday can reveal.
A £15million grant to ranchers and other organisations in the South American country was part of a £2.9billion package of ‘climate aid’ to developing countries which critics called ‘ludicrous’.
The initiative aimed to improve animal diets by cultivating trees and plants on their grazing lands – in doing so reducing the amount of methane escaping through belching and flatulence.
- A total of £14million of climate aid finance to projects in Uganda, despite the Government recently stopping all aid to the country because of corruption.
- £31million of British money going to Turkey – a middle-ranking economy – to help develop geo-thermal and wind power.
- The Department for International Development (DFID) funding meetings between tribal ‘rain-makers’ and meteorologists in Kenya.
- Who wins the nutjob of the week? You decide. I’m too tired. BUT…put me in a field of flatulent cows anyday…where I can be SURE I won’t run into Jamie Fox. I’d be just fine.
Nobody’s Email: Governor LaPage’s Suggestions..
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s one I got last week. It’s about a no-nonsense governor of Maine, Paul LaPage, who Nobody wishes would got more media time.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
THE LAW IS THE LAW!
I really love this one.
This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! HERE IS WHAT Governor LaPage said: 
“THE LAW IS THE LAW So “if” the US government determines that it is against the law for the words “under God” to be on our money, then, so be it. And “if” that same government decides that the “Ten Commandments” are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, “so be it,” because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen I say, “so be it,” because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public’s best interests at heart.
BUT, he said, “YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I’D LIKE? Since we can’t pray to God, can’t Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don’t believe Government (Federal, State and Local) and its employees should participate in Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life.
I’d like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. After all, it’s just another day. I’d like the” US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays.” After all, it’s just another day.
I’d like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the “Christmas Break.” After all it’s just another day.
I’m thinking a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved, if all government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter.
It shouldn’t cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be “politically correct.”
In fact…. I think our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshipping God….) because, after all, our government says that it should be just another day….” What do you all think????
If this idea gets to enough people, maybe our elected officials will stop giving in to the “minority opinions” and begin, once again, to represent the “majority” of ALL of the American people. SO BE IT……….. Please Dear Lord, Give us the help needed to keep you in our country! ‘Amen’ and ‘Amen’ Touché!
If this gets around the country a few times, perhaps we will see a better day!
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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