Are You REALLY a Liberal and Don’t Know it?
Nobody Cares
____about the meaning of words.
I was talking today to my good friend amfortas in Australia (many of you know him from his more than enlightening comments) and he told me, while laughing, that Americans have so many things backward: For instance, we call our Democrats, liberals. To an Englishman, a liberal is a Ronald Reagan, who by our definition was a true conservative. They have the liberals and the labor parties. We have the ‘liberals’ and the ‘conservatives.’
After watching the video, it seems I am a classical liberal, as is …Ron Paul.
SO…WHY do the Democrats in this country call themselves liberals when they, by the English definition, are completely the opposite?
because they can’t call themselves socialists. In fact, up to this past year, it was a dirty word in America. Just four years ago, when running for President, Hillary finally did come out of the closet and admit she was a “progressive.”…communist being too strong a word. The Democrats always lie and confuse…whenever possible.
So, once again, the Nobody learns from the somebody. Give the video a watch, you might find out that YOU TOO…are a liberal! OMG…Who knew? And, it’s about time we ‘correct’ those masquerading as liberals out of respect for the real meaning of the word…don’t you think?
(Thanks to amfortas)
To Nude…or Not to Nude…
Nobody Reports
Just after Royal Harry was caught wandering around Las Vegas, nude, and showing various prostitutes his expertise with cocaine, well— Boys will be boys—
The Queen offs him off to Afghanistan for punishment.
Sitting and having to watch that last Olympic Showdown must have been too great a strain on the lad.
BUT…when the future Queen Kate is caught lounging around showing off her naked breasts outside on somebody else’s porch, because you know, that’s how the Royals like to relax..nude….because let’s face it: Wearing all those millions dollar outfits is really hard work—The Queen goes all into a huff and sued the magazine who’s reporter voyeur was just waiting for the score.
Now I don’t care what kind of BS they put out about Royal privacy….the rulers of the world want a pass. It’s okay for them to put up an actual bloody police state, with camera’s recording every single citizen’s every single move but oh..catch them with their clothes off..and you will be punished.
Maybe all the woman in England should start flashing those corner cameras in support.
Here’s the deal. You can’t tell me, that with all the ‘properness” of being a Queen that somewhere in the Manuel it doesn’t say “Don’t take your clothes off outside because YOU are being watched.’
What kind of idiot does that? I can only assume that Kate either 1) Like Harry didn’t give a hoot about anyone and is a spoiled brat, or 2) She has a big ego about herself and wants to be photographed.
So what does the Queen do? She sends them off to the Solomon Islands for a photo shoot, where the women are KNOWN to go around like the natives, and Kate is photographed in her lovely clothes again. And where.. the local negroes carry the Prince and his bride like they should…on thrones.
Tell me, where else in the world can you get a bunch of negroes to carry you on a throne?
Funny: Nobody finds this offensive, in the 21st century?—A Prince and his Bride being carried on a throne by negroes.
In other news more pertinent to the days event’s, Cindy Adams reported this on her site this little nugget.”
Reported to me, Henry Kissinger has stated — and I quote the statement word for word: “In 10 years, there will be no more Israel.”
I repeat: “In 10 years, there will be no more Israel.”
Ten Years? Nobody Thinks…has anyone in the news asked him…WHY?
What she didn’t say was whether he said this with a smile.
Nobody Knows the Hard Dicisions of War…
Nobody Knows—
Politicians. They get in power— whatever country they lead, and none of us have any idea the pressures they face, and the decisions they have to make in times of war.
We don’t know—so much is kept from us.
I have made a new friend from Germany, who gave me a book on Dresden, and really, it gave me nightmares. 
The night I laid the book down, I dreamt about going into an apartment, and right in the foyer, I saw a bulldog, panting–looking up at me helplessly, while he was holding up his front leg, which was missing the bottom half—-no paw, no foreleg…and blood from the bitten- off leg was dripping on the floor profusely. At his feet, was the head of another dog, which had been torn completely off. No body anywhere. The other dog had attacked him. 
The bulldog looked up at me in complete shock, sadness and confusion. Ah —the pity. To much of the world, America IS a bulldog.
And that’s war. One side gets attacked, the other side fights back, and wins, but at a tremendous cost.
And so, our leaders have to take into account so many variables. How exactly do you fight a war or even stop it? While Germany was burning, Hitler sent out small boys and old men to fight, rather than give up. Japan, we see, did the same. Iran, would be no different.
The leaders of England just before bombing Dresden, had a meeting. Churchill and his generals, gave this rationalization on the price they had from the first World War, and their final decision in the bombing of innocent civilians:
The most deadly fact was not the numbers slaughtered but that all these millions were in the main young men in the prime of life who had not yet had time to marry and have families What had been destroyed was the future as well as the present. The ghastly logic withal this selective carnage of the trenches was the very worst injury which nations could inflict upon themselves and upon each other. Aerial bombardment of cities even into its most indiscriminate for, would be far less damaging. It would kill or maim a nearly equal proportion of each element of the populations the women equally with the men, the young equally with the old, the weak equally with the strong, the sick equally with the fit. From such a bloodletting there might be a recovery whereas to kill for the second time in a century the best of the young men in their prime but without issue would doom Western civilization. There would be no hope. All the combatant nations must decline.
So, while the feminists have tried to erase the men as being, not so important…, to lose your men, means that Western Civilization would disappear.
And who has the most men in the world? China. The Muslims are not far behind.
It does make you think.
(Thanks to amfortas for the video)
Nigel Farage…YOU GO SIR!
Nobody Cares—
If I end the week with another one of my favorite Brits! Nigel is not as eloquent as Daniel, but his attacks are much more fun. Americans should be paying close attention to what is happening in Europe…the EU is wiping out democracy. And Nigel lets them have it both guns blaring.
Enjoy!
WAR HORSE: Perfection
Nobody’s Perfect:
Not too long ago, Obama reversed a law saying that you could not sell horses for food here in the United States. I was so angry…that I wrote about it here. Horses are noble creatures. They have carried men through battle, plowed his fields, gave him pleasure….forever it seems.
And so, when I saw this film, I was more than relieved…that Steven Spielberg has come out with a true story about the nobleness of the horse. Not only is this film filled with beautiful cinematography, it’s a masterpiece of storytelling. 
The movie is about a Scottish farmer who buys a horse that is useless to him, but his son and the horse bond for life. When the first World War comes, the father sells the horse to keep his farm. The boy, later joins up and goes to France, to look for the horse, and you know that in the end…they find each other in No Man’s Land, by some great synchronicity in life, which often really happens.
Towards the end of the movie, the horse finally gets free of his German Masters (How he got into the German Hands I won’t say, you’ll have to find out.) and runs through the barbed wire of No Man’s Land where he gets stuck, and a German AND an Englishman go out and both work together to free Joey. The scene is Speilburg’s way of telling us all: men can be good—war is bad.
To Spielberg’s credit, it’s not a political film. It makes no judgement, but shows the true goodness of horse and men. It also shows the immense cruelty and horror of war, without showing any blood.
This movie will make you cry….and it will make you understand the horse…by seeing the world through the eyes of Joey.
Spielberg has made the most amazing film: Jaws, Encounters of the Third Kind, Saving Private Ryan, Schindler’s’ List, Amistad, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, ET…and now this. Unlike James Cameron, who used his movie Avatar to climb into the liberal global warming bandwagon…Speilburg doesn’t do that in movies. He never takes political sides.
And yet, he, and all his Hollywood friends fill the campaign coffers of Obama: A man who sides against the Jews. A man who just put horse meat on the menu: A man who put human beings into the grave if they are over 70, and go to the hospital. In Obamacare, they will be called ‘Units” and denied lifesaving care.
It’s true. They will not only shoot horses, but in Obamacare..anyone over 70. Just not with a bullet. (Unless of course, you are in Congress.)
As a filmmaker..Speilburg will remain a master of masters. But Nobody Wonders…how can he be so moral, tell such patriotic stories, put his considerable time and talent into making films about the honest, the noble, the good, and the evil of mankind, and then give millions to the very people who will promote exactly the opposite of every story of nobleness he has every told?
Any man who can say horses are food, and old people are no longer given a right to live, is evil.
How? And why?
Does our government actually OWN the great directors? Do the rich of Hollywood give money to protect their right to make what they want? Is that why?
Steven may not be perfect…because he gives such vast amounts of his money to Obama, who is the antitheses to all he shows us in his movies: but War Horse is a movie that can be watched forever more. It’s a perfect film. And I hope everyone in the world see it, and fights to save the noble horse from becoming simply meat for China. We need more horses on the planet, not less.
Go see it…and take your children. Better have some tissue.
Protection For the White British Woman Who Wants Her Country Back
Nobody Reports
Not since Lenny Bruce was arrested for obscenity have we seen such a fine example of that really wonderfully expressive word…FUCK. You know, the Germans started it, and the Brits refined it, and it probably came from the first guy ever to get mad at the other guy who came into his cave and started eating his food.
Nobody Thinks that the word fuck probably started out as “unk! then muck! than..juck!” It was a gutteral fun thing, and after all, speech is for communication, so therefore, if you grade a word by it’s proper place of great use, than fuck is a mighty fine word indeed, and this lady has had about enough of the world, and being not from the proper upper class of eitles, she got arrested for it.
While many people are outraged at the fact that this lady is claiming that all these people on the bus do not look like her, (and they don’t) therefore are not British, therefore she wants them all to go home, let Nobody remind the readers that JUST because you are born in a country, that doesn’t mean you LIKE that country, or feel attracted to the natives. Whoever thought up the “let’s make them mix and mate, and see what happens!” theory of utopia should have been arrested long before this poor woman.
What this lady should have said is : How would you like it if a bunch of people invaded YOUR neighborhood and took it over? May I suggest that the people in history who didn’t resist invasion, were pretty much left on the dustbin floor…or as in the Indians of the old West, the dustbin of the local reservation.
She was arrested for being a “racists” although, she spoke facts: she said —blacks. Poles. Uh…what’s wrong with that? There are many “white” people in the world that admire her rant, even though it seemed very crude…and not exactly the Queen’s English. She SHOULD have the right to free speech. But, not in England. She was arrested.
Oh my.
So, Nobody suggests all the white people done these really cool helmets and go forth into our native countries, stand up… and…be silent—lest we be arrested. Actions speak louder than words. And who’s going to mess with us with our fine new helmets on? This one is only $2,995 dollars, but that’s with real crystal. You can make one at home, with cheap glass for $60.00. In fact, if I were a rich man, I would send her one, for having the guts to stick up for her tribe, lot of good it did her. 
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
Nobody’s Perfect: Marriage, Divorce, Electrocution…
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have the subject of matrimony and love: couples getting married, couples getting divorced, couples getting electrocuted….
First we have Lord Paul McCartney, who just got married to a very lovely and very rich woman named Nancy Shevell. Nobody Thinks that was a smart move. The last woman he married couldn’t get enough of his money. Let’s hope this one works out for him.
You have to give the man a lot of credit…after the awful mess his last marriage caused him, to dive in at his age and try again, shows he believes in the institution. And for that, I give him a big round of applause.
Hopefully this time, they both signed pre-nups.
Paul looked years younger on his wedding day. I’m glad he is dying his hair. For a vegetarian, that must have been a hard decision, because you know, all those chemicals could melt into his brain and cause his liver to fail because he doesn’t eat meat. (Nobody made that up.)
And any woman who loves gardenias in my book, shows class. They are MY favorite flower.
They looked like the perfect couple, unlike this next couple.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Now……. I don’t mean to criticize anyone’s choice in men, (Wait…of course I do, it’s too much fun!) but when Demi divorced Bruce Willis and married Ashton Kutcher I thought she had some kind of problem—NOT because he was so much younger than her, but because he seemed like such a …what’s the words? College boy.
Demi also collects Barbie dolls and has a house just to show them all off. So you have to wonder…what did they have in common? Nobody Wonders if they will all go on their fabulous vacations after the divorce? Bruce, Ashton, Demi and her new future boyfriend.
Do we care?
No, we don’t, but Nobody Cares about the next couple from Pennsylvania: Joseph Russell and April Carter.
Why? Because THEY hold the common nobodies card of love for the future.
Police say a western Pennsylvania couple desperate for money to pay for their wedding netted just $18 for the stolen copper wire they cut from more than a dozen utility poles. North Sewickley police say 23-year-old Joseph Russell and 24-year-old April Cater cut down the wires on August 9, four days before their wedding. Russell says he was desperate for money because he’d just lost his job and lost a $1,000 deposit after his reception hall abruptly closed down.
That’s got to be love. I don’t care how much Paul and Nancy think they might love each other, I doubt if he would EVER climb a pole and steal copper wire just to marry her, and for good reason too. Another couple that were not so lucky climbed up a pole and paid for it.
A man died as he and a female partner tried to steal copper wire from an electrical vault in South Gate on Saturday afternoon, police said. The woman tried to pull him away from the vault when it caught fire and exploded, but the electricity traveled through her body and she received severe burns. Two small children were found in a truck 15 feet from the accident but were not injured.
There you go…desperate times call for desperate measures. Leave the kids in the car.
What did we learn from these three mistakes?
1. Don’t marry the first amputee that comes along after your wife dies.
2. Don’t marry the first young and sexy man who beds you right after your painful divorce.
3. If you don’t have enough money for a wedding, don’t climb up a pole and steal copper wiring…go on Oprah and beg for money.
What’s that you say? Oprah doesn’t have a show anymore? Well, just wait. She coming back because her cable show is losing money big time.
Anyway, maybe Lord Paul or Demi Moore will see you on the show, and send you the money you need.
At least you’ll be alive to enjoy it.
Nobody Gets Email: Daniel Hannan for President! Or…King..or…
Nobody Gets Email
Here we see Daniel Hannan of England, (remember that name) basically talking to all the leaders of the world, not just England. The only trouble I find with the man, is he makes this nobody feel a bit of despair that this man is not Prime Minister. He also makes all the Republican candidates running for President over here seem like they are still in school.
Something tells me he is probably not on the Queen’s list.
I could listen to Mr. Hammon for hours….but..he says so much in just a few minutes. And that’s why he is so great. Enjoy!
(Thanks to amforats)
Who’s Got the Most Inebriated Drunks? Britain or the USA?
Nobody’s Perfect
Today, after I saw these pictures, I decided that we really need to discuss who can get drunk with more audacity: The kids in the United States, or the kids in Great Britain?
This is really going to be a close call, because you see, despite the pictures that you see of these fine young women who passed out on the streets in Cardiff, England..I think the real reason they fall down is —-those shoes.
American women are much more sensible. When they get drunk, they take OFF their shoes before they fall over. And they also have the common courtesy to not wear underwear. Usually, they don’t stay in the street when they can’t stand up. NO…in America, they go to McDonalds and I-Hop to pass out. They welcome drunks there with open arms, because drunks are usually not paying attention.
Waitress: “Uh…here’s your bill.”
Drunk: “I ordered two hundred dollars worth of food?”
Waitress: “Yep.”
Drunk: “Oh nooooo…here’s my card.”
Yes, they love them.
Does England have a 24-hour breakfast restaurant to go and vomit in? NO…the poor drunk people in England have to sit among the trash to vomit and sober up. American kids vomit in their cars!
It’s another public service we are good at.
Having said that: I know, soccer matches in England are notorious for drunken rivals pouring out of the games and vandalizing whatever gets in their way, but the American men, do NOT wander around…and fight..oh no.They are much smarter. They find the nearest toilet, or table, and sit or “lay” till morning. If they are in a bar, they just pass out on the floor.
If a man passes out in a bar in America their friends will be very careful to step over them on the way to the dance floor…so as not to disturb their slumber. We are…after all, a compassionate people.
Americans are very smart: We have drinking festivals, just like the Germans. Mardi Gras is the place to go to get smashed. There are so many people in the street that it’s impossible to pass out. The person next to you will hold you up just because—he can’t move either. You could not fall down if you tried.
And drunk women in America, will not only take off their big high heeled shoes, they will take off their tops…just ask them!
The real reason that Americans have such an advantage over the Brits is that when it comes to getting drunk, we have got it down to a real actual college course: “Drink till you Drop” 101. This course has been passed by every freshman since the boys at Harvard starting getting drunk and going naked. At Harvard, Drinking has been evolved into a very fine art.
Over the years fraternities have perfected: “Get In the Bathtub” fruit punch, the “Knock her out” fruit punch, the “Alpha Pi Me” fruit punch” and the “Final Exam” fruit punch” The last being the most popular so that when you flunk your exams you have a good excuse.
Most college grads in America know how to pour every alcohol beverage ever made into a bathtub and comatose at least 50 people at once. The recipe to Purple Passion has been more guarded than the formula to Coca Cola.
Let the Chinese beat us in math. WE have drinking games! Our young people do “shots” games, and many try to pass out from the sheer fun of having someone pour vodka down their throats. American parents actually give beer parties and “watch” their kids pour beer down their throats till they pass out. It’s the least they can do for the little darlings.
Yes, American parents are keeping the high school drunks off the streets until they go to college, where they will have safe dorm rooms to pass out in. Love goes a long way.
But…there is one thing that even this Nobody has no way of measuring properly. Who urinates in the street more after a sporting event: The USA or England?
That’s another lovely side effect of drinking: alcohol usually exits when you least expect it to.
I don’t mean to brag, but every night across America, at sports stadium in every city, the men come out, and piss wherever they can find a spot. Most of the time, on someone else’s car. There is no way that England can beat the drunk Americans in using the ground as their public toilet.
OR…can they?
Having said that: We MUST give the British credit for one thing: How to get drunk and go rousing the storefronts.
Yes, now we have the American black teenagers doing the “flash mobs” going into local mini marts and stealing whatever they want. and most of these people are …
Dare I say it? Sober.
Pathetic. We will lose our edge if we keep this sober business up.
But, have faith— Americans are trying very hard to make soccer matches popular her in the states. And if that happens, the Brits might as well move here, because they will never beat us at getting sloppily drunk and falling over at the nearest sidewalk.
(Nobody Does NOT make this pitiful stuff up, but she certainly can make fun of it. Be glad I didn’t write a serious piece about this…You might have to go have a drink.)— (thanks to amfortas)
Nobody’s Perfect, but four more years of Obama, and I expect more of the same.
Will the Real Flake Please Sit Down…?
Nobody Flashes:
If you, like me, worry about the superior speaking ability of Obama in this upcoming election–his superb way of holding his head high, and how he always sounds like he knows what he is talking about–let us compare him to this fine chap, Daniel Hannan, conservative from South England. Someone who REALLY knows how to use the English language.
Obama without his teleprompter is like Helen Keller without her braille. We’d do well to remember that. (Enjoy the Flake! )
Nobody Cares About England
Nobody Cares
About England….and all the riots and burning– and haven’t the poor British suffered enough already? World War I, World War II…Iraq. Not to mention their immigration problems. What do the good people do? Three people have been killed just trying to stop the insanity.
This woman just about nailed it. They are mostly burning and robbing and having a great time, too ignorant to know they are destroying what little left that they have of any kind of freedom.
This from Max Hastings, a British reporter:
If you live a normal life of absolute futility, which we can assume most of this week’s rioters do, excitement of any kind is welcome. The people who wrecked swathes of property, burned vehicles and terrorised communities have no moral compass to make them susceptible to guilt or shame. Most have no jobs to go to or exams they might pass. They know no family role models, for most live in homes in which the father is unemployed, or from which he has decamped.
So there we have it: a large, amoral, brutalised sub-culture of young British people who lack education because they have no will to learn, and skills which might make them employable. They are too idle to accept work waitressing or doing domestic labour, which is why almost all such jobs are filled by immigrants. They have no code of values to dissuade them from behaving anti-socially or, indeed, criminally, and small chance of being punished if they do so.
This lady gives us hope. We just need more like her to speak up.
Rupert Murdock…Humble and Right
Nobody Wonders
WOW— all of a sudden, Rupert Murdock, and his vast media empire, has been thrown into the proverbial firing pan. Here in the States, FOX News has been the main conservative and common sense cable station, and all the rest—CNN, MSNBC, and the other seemingly meaningless sitcoms and stations, are almost wacko in their attacks on anything conservative. When Bill Clinton was in office, CNN was his personal body guard.
So, as you can imagine, Rupert Murdoch is looked at as sort of savior to conservatives in America. Whatever shows we get from the BBC are filled with very liberal attutudes…bleending hearts sort of things. And all of a sudden, we find out, as if on cue: (Weinergate, Caseygate.. and now..Murdochgate) that yes folks…we have…another criminaL
It’s clear that the “elites” on the liberal side have decided to throw in their prime minister as a bonus. Why not kill two birds with one stone? And who ARE these people?
And if you want to really know the “elites” watch Charlie Rose. Charlie’s whole brain is plugged into the “elites” of the world who seem to reside in Edinburgh somewhere. Nobody feels that after WWII, the Americans took over the “empire,” but somehow (probably due to Churchill) the elites of the British kept control. The Royals and the Lords etc…are still connected deeply to our American elites. Many of our world leaders from both parties have spent time at Oxford. It’s like “elite” school 101.
Some call it the illuminati…some just call them rich and arrogant. Let’s just say, they all hang out together, want to control the whole world, and are now fighting over it.
Whatever…most of us will never know the real truth, mainly because, so few people control most of everything now we see now. With all the ‘elites” talks of democracy there is NOTHING democratic about the European Union, the dictators of the middle East, China, or as we are now so painfully witnessing.. America.
We little nobodies just sit and watch the big boys put out their best scandals, and fight over all the money that they can grab from the millions beneath them. It’s like watching pigs fight at a trough.
And the pigs are out to get Murdoch, and I’m not saying he’s innocent of anything, I just like his product. Something tells me his editor was in the middle of the storm, and was the one he trusted…all that red hair, who wouldn’t? I’m sure there were many others.
I’ve only read a few details on the Murdoch case, but I did watch him read his statement and thought it was straightforward…and honest. On Charlie Rose, they tore him apart, saying that “Oh he read the lawyer thing very well didn’t he? “—as if the man were senile. They predicted the end of Rupert, but I can’t see that happening, but then again, he is a danger to them. They insinutated that he had something to do with the “death” of the whistleblower. Right, so who put that bullet hole in Ron Brown’s head again?
For that matter, many feel Princess Diana was murdered. How in the world will we ever know? And speaking of unknowable… how in the world did that comedian get that close to Rupert? Really, who among us Nobodies thinks mabybe he was just “let” in? Is the British security really that daft?
As for the hacking of phones, Piers Morgan did it, and now he’s on CNN holding a cushy job. Why is he not being indicted? Nobody Thinks if FOX did this stuff to get a story, then so did CNN, MSNBC…and most all of them. They are just using it now to hang the man and his influence which has been overwhelmingly against liberals. As Ann Coulter pointed out in her piece today, when Newt Gingrich was illegally taped, Time Magazine was all over it. Nobody thought anything was wrong about it. It was an “accident.”
Sure.
We all know the sex scandals.that come out on politicians at JUST the right time in order to get rid of them. They are now saying the Prime Minister Cameron saw the FOX news people too many times? Gee, over here, Obama not only sees Jeffery Immelt every single day, he puts him on taxpayers payroll.
And where can you find the real truth? On Snopes?
George Soros owns Snopes.
Who do you trust? Wiki Leaks? With all the information out there, and so many of us trying to pick and choose, what’s true, what’s not…heck we still don’t know who killed Kennedy, really.
What we do know…is not very pretty.
I got this video from a very liberal friend. It’s shows what liberals think of Rupert Murdock. Frankly, I think satellites are a good thing. But then again, I’ve never lived in Britain. It’s nevertheless a very clever and entertaining piece of satire.
(Thanks to JR)
NEVER AGAIN!–Will Obama Remember the Year It Was Said?
Nobody FlashesTrying his best to apologize, trying to make up for past bad behavior, where he, no doubt, felt he was so powerful that it didn’t matter who he insulted…that attitude has come back to bite him, and hard.















