Carlos Danger, Billy Pork-Sword, Michael Flapdoodle….
Nobody Knows—
How the democratic women can keep claiming to be die-hard feminists when they keep hanging around and forgiving scumbags husbands for basically being no-class horn dogs. They want to destroy all men, but they let their husbands humiliate them again and again, and act like the simpering women when the men keep insulting them. I guess they want the world to think they are “saints” or something. Some of us just think they are stupid. Not to mention, they NEVER apologize to the other women who are being hounded by their husband perverts.
But success and power trump morality, or honesty, or any kind of decency. Hillary must have told Huma to say:
“I love him, I have forgiven him, I believe in him and as we have said from the beginning, we are moving forward.”
“Moving foward”?
To what? The White House? It wouldn’t be the first time a power couple who are married in name only occupies the White House. We all know that Hillary and Bill Clinton no longer have a marriage, but still get together for photo ops, because the brand must never be comprimised. And NO where in the news will you ever hear the real truth: that Hillary and Bill are faking it.
To conservative women everywhere, Hillary and Huma are big hypocrites, and weak women. If they were the true feminists they claim to be they would NOT put up with sexual predators for husbands.
We all know Carlos Danger will just find another name to go under, because to him, his penis is very exciting and he just can’t keep it off the internet.
But, hey, I’m here to help him out! I’ve got some great undercover names for him to use:
Billy Pork-sword.
Bobby Foreman
Carlito Mucho Arm
Mano Thirdleg
Ricky Thorn
Jimmy Valbowski
Brad Virilia
Anthony Sexile
I could go on, but my Slang dictionary is worn-out.
Nobody Knows just how ‘hard-up’ New Yorkers are for a Mayor—but the one they have certainly proves that just about any pervert can run for Mayor and win.
If New York elects Mayor Weiner, they deserve whatever they get, I’d just post a picture of his wiener on the Empire State Building, with a big sign that read: “Move forward New York! ” …or move out.
Eric Holder Doesn’t Know Anything Either…
Nobody Wonders
There is a pattern in all liberal politicians. When caught breaking the law, they are taught to just deny, delay, and ignore. All they have to do is say, “I don’t know, it wasn’t my fault, I wasn’t there, I was not told, I had nothing to do with it, I never met that person…etc.” and nobody puts them away.
It’s time all these liberal lawyers turned politicians start getting fired for “not” knowing anything. They are being PAID to know.
Here’s an old video where Hillary swears she does not remember a “slum lord” from Chicago. Obviously Bill and Hillary both know this guy. How many times did Bill Clinton say, “I don’t know” during his impeachment testimony?
I remember Hillary being questioned about Travelgate, where she said “I don’t remember” about 50 millions times. But– I simply cannot find that video. So, start paying attention to how much they all don’t know. It’s gets them off the hook every single time, and our Congress should stop excepting it as an answer.
Hillary and Obama ‘didn’t know that Benghazi was not about the video. In that case, here’s a suggestion:
Dictator 101: How to go around the Constitution
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President Clinton did this: He went around Congress by giving the Commerce Department the power to transfer many of our military secrets to China. Before that, China was 40 years behind us in the nuclear race. Now they can nuke any American city thanks to Bill Clinton.
That was high treason. They impeached him for the wrong reason. Looking back, the Monica scandal might have just been the cover up for the real crime.
And Obama, as we are seeing today with the Benghazi scandal, IRS, and tapping of the phones of the press…is just like Clinton. He has been doing gun running in Mexico, and the middle East. He went into Libya without Congressional consent.
And now, he is grabbing complete control of our schools. According to Stanley Kurtz, this is how he did it:
From Spreading the Wealth
One: Instead of asking Congress to appropriate money in support of your new education policy, thereby provoking public discussion of the issue, insert the funding for your key education initiative in a massive stimulus package, passed rapidly with virtually no debate even on economic policy, much less education. That is precisely how President Obama procured the $4.35 billion to be used solely at the Department of Education’s discretion for his Race to the Top Initiative.
Two: Now that you’ve got a huge pile of money free from congressional constraints and even public debate, use it as a lure to move the country’s education system toward a federally controlled curriculum. Make the willingness to adopt a national Common Crone a ritual condition of receiving Race to the Top grants, even before the standards and curriculum before finalized.
Three: Orchestrate the creation of a national curriculum and standards fro the White House while denying central control. Recruit publicly unaccountable groups like the National Governors Association to sponsor the project. Bring in the massively wealthy Gates Foundation for funding add supervisor. Obama is making cash strapped states an offer they can’t refuse. So they “volunteer” for the program.
Education is Constitutionally in the hands of the states. What Obama is doing deserves impeachment.
Will they impeach him for his many crimes?
Don’t count on it. But, if you have children in school, you will have to keep close watch on what they are learning.
Nobody Wins When “Death is Part of Life.”
Nobody Wins
The Democrats have been doing this for years: When guilty of crimes they attack, attack, attack! And these two attack dogs were hand-picked by Obama and Hillary to be at that investigation today, you can count on it. Elijah had to READ every single word he was saying. I was certainly impressed with how well he read it, weren’t you?
Someone prepared that great attack speech for him. This was suppose to be a Congresstional “investigation”…and instead, Elijah came out and TOLD everyone that there was nothing here to see. After all, there was a top general who sided with the facts that nobody could have helped these people. And so, in trying to help the grieving people who want to know the truth–Elijah says these profound words:
“Death is part of life.”
Wow…….Who knew?
Of course, the Dems talking point is: BLAME BUSH! BLAME THE SEQUESTER! BLAME THEIR RACIST JEALOUSY! BLAME WHOOPI!
Wait, they didn’t blame Whoopi, so I will.
Sitting right next to Mr. Cummings (I will NOT go there) was Mrs. Baloney…the woman attack dog who came out and claimed how unfair it was that we attacked AMERICANS! How DARE we attack Obama and Hillary…Why this is all about keeping Hillary from being President.
She got it wrong. We are still not sure about Obama being an…American. But we are pretty sure, last time we looked, Hillary was the Secretary of State, and the boss. The buck won’t stop at the top with Hillary. You will probably find it somewhere in Susan Rice’s pantyhose.
If the Republicans were smart, they remind everyone that ambassador Stevens was gay, and the order was given, from the top…to stand down. If only he had shouted it out to the world, maybe Obama would have called him, and he would still be alive.
Nobody Cares About the ‘Criminal-in-Chief’ Reaction to Boston
Nobody Cares
Like most Americans, I’ve been listening to wall-to-wall coverage of the bombings in Boston, and as usual, scouting the websites for varying opinions…from the Alex Jones version of “FBI maybe setup this action” to the ongoing almost nauseating coverage of how brave Bostonians are…as Carl Sagan so rightly points out in his books, it’s best to take most things, even politics with as much skepticism as possible: So here’s a few Nobody’s Opinions:
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1. The FBI we have found out, could have prevented this if they had listened to Russia, but what happened? Personally, I think, simply by listening to Obama’s own philosophy on Muslims in America and his reaction to the Ft. Hood shootings— it’s the Obama administration that is holding back the FBI from doing their job. When I reported suspicions in my own neighborhood, the Chief of Police was very protective of my Muslim neighbors and told me to leave. The FBI agent, on the other hand, took me seriously, and then told me short of my seeing them load a bomb into the back of their vans, there was absolutely nothing he could do about them. Hazelwood, the city I live in, is a very democratic stronghold.
2. Throughout Benghazi we saw Hillary Clinton and Obama make statement after statement condemning a video that insulted Islam. That held priory over the attack and murder of our own citizens. Even at the funerals, Hillary was telling the grieving relatives, “We will punish the man who made the video.” The White House has let the matter go.
3. Obama has had the Muslim Brotherhood welcomed into the White House for the first time in history. He has opened the visa’s once again for Muslims to flood into our country. He has given speeches about Islam being peaceful, and America being the biggest Muslim nation–his political correctness goes beyond sanity.
In other words, it is Obama that is putting America in danger. The facts all point to that.
4. While the lock down of Boston, by all logical reasoning, seemed very necessary, the precedent it sets is alarming. To have tanks, and big thugs carrying real machine guns— having all those forces roaming the city streets, and having a shoot-out right in the neighborhood, should leave Americans gasping. While we heard all the regular, “Our police and military are great!” speeches, is this the future? Every time some guy goes wacko our cities will be filled with tanks to ‘protect’ us?
When will the tanks be brought out in Chicago? And despite all the money, equipment, and technology, the person who found the guy was a lone citizen who made a simple phone call.
I don’t know how many soldiers, cops, and FBI were in Watertown, but I wonder if all the people of Watertown will give up their freedom to be protected by the vast military complex that the Democrats seem to enjoy.
Yes…the Democrats will bring out the big guns before the Republicans will. Funny isn’t it? No it’s not, when you know that it is their policy to disarm Americans, and let the state protect you.
Let’s not forget, Bill Clinton’s action in Waco, and Janet Reno sending in the military in the middle of the night to send a poor immigrant child back to Castro. Can you even imagine George Bush doing that?
If a Republican had ordered this massive buildup in Boston, or stealing a child in the night by gunpoint, the Democrats would have been screaming.
Clearly, we can assume that the Democrats have no qualms of building Obama’s army…to “protect” us all.
As for Alex Jones and others listening to the mother saying the boys were used by the FBI..that is absurd. Islam and even the moderates that are Muslims, believe that everyone who is an infidel should be killed. She, by all accounts was lying.
It IS in their religion. Nevertheless…just because Alex makes mistakes on some things, he is right about there being a big military presence right near the bombing sites and has video and witnesses to prove it.
That is a piece of the puzzle that we shouldn’t ignore just because it’s from Alex Jones. Alex Jones reminds me of Glenn Beck, who sometimes, often makes big mistakes too.
Both are good guys. Both have opinions. We should listen to them all.
Should we blame everything on the FBI, who even before 9/11 warned the administration about a possible attack? Something is very wrong.
Bill Clinton once airlifted 80,000 Bosnians (Muslims) into the St. Louis. They have not attacked anymore, and nobody goes into their neighborhoods, which are in the city.
They were on our local news. Saying they love it here. So..until proven otherwise, we can take them at their word even though I don’t like the fact that we paid for them to get here with no consent from anybody who lives here…just a President’s wish.
But my Muslim neighbors who came down from Detroit….they don’t like America.
If Obama keeps letting these people in, (as they came in during Clinton’s’ time) maybe we should start questioning the Democrat’s reason for looking the other way when jihadist are let into the country.
Maybe…we should be asking them “Why?’
Or the question should be…how do THEY benefit from this “turn the other cheek” policy? Does it come down to helping get us to disarm?
After Boston, we should be demanding more answers:
Obama said this after the last suspect was arrested:
And that’s why we take care not to rush to judgment — not about the motivations of these individuals; certainly not about entire groups of people.
To which most Americans go —-WTF? The motivation was on their YouTube videos!
Obama ignores the facts, and we should ask him…why.
Nobody Cares that the most condemning facts all point to Obama’s philosophy. He is starting to look like: the “Criminal In Chief.” One thing we do know: whatever a politician does usually benefits himself.
Obama wants a civilian army: Bigger than the military. He as said so. We should take him at his word. 
Nobody Flashes: The History of North Korea and the Democrats
Nobody Flashes
North Korea just released this video in where they dream of nuking New York. In the background is the music of Michael Jackson– “We Are the World.” Nobody asks herself —is the reason they want to nuke New York is because Steven Spielberg lives in California? Why hit the same place twice? Isn’t Micheal Bloomberg doing enough damage as it is?
And oh my goodness…’President’ Obama today…all of a sudden, seems a bit worried about the “sequester” coming up in March, which will decimate our military down to the point that even people with the video capabilities of a six-year-old can fire some missiles at us, and have a decent chance of succeeding.
You know, it’s got to be tough. Here’s a President that is trying to bring troops home from around the world, in order to put them to work as his own private HomeLand Security army, and some little dweeb over in North Korea is making him look silly.
And you might say: Come on Joyanna…how can a country that can’t even make a simple video actually launch a missile to hit New York? (And once again…why is it always New York?)
Well…once upon a time…Bill Clinton sent over his favorite plutonium giver Sandy Berger, and Sandy supplied North Korea with enough uranium to make their own bombs, which they did. Of course, Clinton said later that, “They lied, they told me they needed it for peaceful means.”

And just recently, Google CEO, Eric Schmidt, went over to North Korea with Sandy Berger, and…you have to wonder what else was given to them? Have you noticed that Bill Clinton and Sandy Berger are the only two politicians that love to visit North Korea? Have you also noticed that every time a democrat comes back from visits to countries that don’t like us, they want to kill us even more? 
Democrats. Arming the world…with the help of Michael Jackson. In the meantime, who are all the democrats screaming about as the ones that have to be destroyed forever more?
The Tea Party.
And that’s because the Tea Party KNOWS where the real enemy lies, and it’s not in New York.
Uh…So What Have We Learned in 2,067 years Mr. Powell?
Nobody Wins
Quote of the Century….
“The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome become bankrupt.”
– Cicero , 55 BC
So, evidently we’ve learned nothing in the past 2,067 years
Rick Santelli went to school. He studied history. He agrees with Cicero.
If you missed the Powell/ O’Reilly debate, (see it below if you can keep from wanting to push Colin Powell off his elite chair and stuff some American pie in his mouth) you will notice that Colin thinks the economy is coming back because— “THE STOCK MARKET IS FINE!”
Spoken like a true rich and greedy liberal politician. As long as his portfolio remains sound, he could give a flying monkey that the rest of the world is exploding in debt. Economics is not the only thing he has no clue on…he’s a big-time racist and doesn’t even know it. And as we have seen in 2008: There is MONEY to be made when you can bet big on that demise…for those who know how to do it….and they did do it.
This out today:
The economy shrank from October through December for the first time since the recession ended, hurt by the biggest cut in defense spending in 40 years, fewer exports and sluggish growth in company stockpiles. The Commerce Department said Wednesday that the economy contracted at an annual rate of 0.1 percent in the fourth quarter. That’s a sharp slowdown from the 3.1 percent growth rate in the July-September quarter.
Obama has pledged to spent even more than he planned. Nobody Wins when you have a nation of idiots running the government. (Or…are they? Their stocks are doing great!)
(Note: Colin hits all the global points: Get kids into the state when their babies: abortion: Minorities get special treatment: to single out illegal immigrants means you’re racist.)
The first part of this deabate is about the economy, it stops around the 4.45 mark if you don’t want to listen to it all.
And by the way, Colin Powell has also admitted that he voted for Obama the first time…BECAUSE he was black I heard him say it.
And it goes on……
Monica had the blue dress: ‘Honorable’ Hillary had the green…
Nobody Wins
Today will go down in American History as the day of the Coming of the Democratic Party all over Hillary’s Clinton’s bright green dress. (Or was it a pant suit?)
First: Let’s talk about how they set this up.
Today, everyone in the United States thought that Hillary was going to finally answer what had happened on 9/11 in Benghazi. She went before the Senate and the House, smiling as if she had just won the Nobel Peace Prize.
BUT…Nobody got more than 5 minutes to ask a question, and they alternated between Democrats and Republicans. And so, in a very partisan way, every single democrat that came to question Hillary about what happened in Benghazi, ending up metaphysically, and orgasmically coming all over that “honorable” green dress.
“Oh..you are the best Secretary of State we have EVER Had!” SPLAT.
“Secretary Clinton, you have been such a great public servant–please give us advice on what you think needs to be done with our foreign policy!” SPLAT.
“May I say I am honored to be here and addressed the woman who has changed the way American is viewed all over the world, and you have done so MUCH for women! Thank you SO much!” SPLAT. SPLAT.
“I am so sad to see you in this last event, and hopefully you will become …well you know, I can’t say it, but I hope to work with you in the future when you become President.”
BIG SPLAT.
Sorry I’m being so graphic,…but anyone that watched this farce today, had to become almost ill at the pathological subservient and obsequious democrats salivating their adoration and worship at the feet of someone who obviously would squash them like a roach if they dare not praise her as the god she is and plans to become.
Nobody Asks: So Hillary…where’s Bill’s Cigars? Somewhere along the line, this Congress interrogation was renamed as not an interrogation of a criminal, but a celebration of the wisest women in the world.
“What can we all do to improve the State Department?” They all replied: MORE MONEY!
What was even sadder is that there were very few Republicans that DARED attack her. Rand Paul was truly the only man there who held to the truth. All the rest were just flapping their jaws.
Hillary, was crying, then attacking. Then lying..denying. All the usual Clinton lawyer tactics that she and Bill have perfected and handed down as weapons of war throughout their careers.
Nobody is sure…that this day was delayed by Hillary, to position herself to run for President. Right after we witness Obama looking out at the crowd and saying “This will be the last time I see this.” (You KNOW he staged that.) The very next day, Hillary came out to pronounce her intention to run in 2016. She didn’t have to say it. All the democrats bowed in unison. And she benevolently even introduced the next Kennedy. She welcomed all the young democrats (what were they doing there anyway?) as a queen would welcome her court.
This is pretty much what Hillary said:
You can’t blame me at all, because I didn’t see anything. And besides, none of you know how really complex and complicated the world is and therefore, you don’t need to know anything. And the people who were at fault really weren’t at fault, because let’s face it, Obama told me to deny help to that man because you see we can’t tell you that he was moving arms to Libya, and he went there knowing he might be killed so that’s HIS choice and really not my fault…so I’m not taking the blame, and I refuse to go and answer question on talk shows, and we still don’t know what caused the riots, we don’t have any videos where I am, all I get are a million cables, and of course, I don’t have to read them.
BUT…while I’m here…it’s the Congress that isn’t giving me money to rebuild Africa, and we are going to need to send lots of money over, and hey…I don’t want this “cheapest contractor” stuff. We have to stay in the region and help ALL those countries in Africa build governments…My friends (and I) want to make some real money out of this. And on top of that, I appointed a committee to look into me, and therefore I didn’t need to be questioned because I’m the Secretary of State, therefore, I’m above reproached, and you’d better pray that I don’t become President, and I’m going to, because we are going to destroy the Republicans forever. And I’ve appointed a cabinet position for a person to TAKE the fall when this happens again because no Secretary of State should have to take the fall for this stuff. John Kerry will never have to worry if we are attacked.
And she has a point. Who was fired after 9.11? Nobody.
It was a “come and orgasm on Hillary day” and when she said… “What difference does it make” who killed the poor men in Benghazi, I couldn’t help think of when you catch your lover in bed with another woman, the best defense for most men has been…an attack.
“How DARE you accuse me of having sex with this woman! Can’t you see that it doesn’t matter! I love YOU!”
Yes, it doesn’t matter how POORLY they do their jobs: They love us.
That moment right there proved that Hillary was guilty of that man’s death. In her mind, it was his choice to sacrifice his life for his country. Not her fault.
So there you go. She lied her dress off today…dirty spots and all.
Nobody Thinks there are many American out here in TV land who would have LOVED to get a few questions in themselves.
Like just one—
“Hillary, are you aware that your dress is covered in …BIG UGLY SPLATS? The citizens demand that dress as irrefutable evidence of a democratic cover-up. Someday, you will want to put it in your Presidential Museum. which…by the way…Nobody will EVER bother to visit. ”
American Nation Suffers From Gullibleitis: No Cure
Nobody Cares
Call me Ms Gullible. Ever since I was a kid, I retained an innocence that borders almost on severe stupidity. I only had one brother who was two years older, and as everyone who has EVER been the butt of jokes of an older brother knows…. you are left standing with, “I can’t believe he did that!” feeling of horror on your face too many times to EVER grow up with a sense of trust on just about anything.
Your parents can be the most loving parents in the universe, but if you have a fun-loving brother whose main purpose in life is to succeed as the favorite child, you are doomed.
One time my older brother and cousin Corky, told me to go to the end of the sewer tunnel, and they swore that they would NOT light those firecrackers— I trusted them.
I didn’t hear for 2 week.
These “Let’s fool little sis!” jokes went on for years, until one day, when I was fourteen, and a 19-year-old girl wanted to know if my brother really was the cousin of Elvis and if he really was 19…I told her flat-out: Nope…he was only fourteen, and Elvis didn’t even know he existed.
There is still a hole in the bedroom door where my 14-year-old brother put his fist because, I was on the other side.
SO…because I was a victim of an older brother’s imaginative hours of entertainment, I’m a hard woman to dupe. And I have to ask you? How could millions of people believe that some football player had a girlfriend that he was in love with, and he had never met her?
A football player in his prime NOT having sex? That’s about as rare as getting a tax return the next day.
How could millions of people believe that Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, and Roger Clemens weren’t using something to make them superhuman? Because they SAID so?
How could millions believe that Lance Armstrong, a man who hardly ever lost a race, was not ‘doping’ even though many were accusing him of it? What did he do? He ATTACKED them! He learned that from being friends with the Clintons.
How could half the country believe that Obama is NOT a Marxist when he has announced his plans to fundamentally change America?
Nobody is still wondering how everyone can still believe that the Clinton’s, two of the most notorious liars in American history—should be held in the highest esteem.
“I did NOT have sex., or rape, or sell military hardware to China, or kill Ron Brown, or lie to a grand jury…or…” I mean, just how gullible are we?
Did the older brothers of the world just lose their ability to teach the younger siblings about life?
Nobody Wonders: I know how gullible I have been in my lifetime, and I have learned from my own stupidity.
So…Why…are so many people still so gullible?
BECAUSE…
Some people will do anything to stay at the top. The rewards are many. The means justifies the ends.
Some people…just won’t. I still remain, after all the years of countless lies and tricks..honest.
But that doesn’t mean they have to remain gullible and stupid does it?
My brother did a fine job educating me on the various ways a human can lie and cheat..to get ahead. And I should thank him for it. I don’t think I would have the enquiring mind I have today if not for him.
Maybe I can get him to write a book….and title it: “The REAL reason Lance Armstrong Got Away With it.” I’m sure he knows just how he pulled it off.
Why should Lance make all the money?
Nobody Remembers Democratic Senator Huey Long
Nobody Remembers
—-Huey Long (D. Senator from Louisiana), because our schools make darn sure our kids don’t know much about anything…but thanks to YouTube, we can visit the early seeds of Obama’s democratic/Marxist philosophy, made long ago…and here Huey delivers it with a lot of what looks like drunken flair, delivered with down-home cornporn passoion…The utopian Marxist dream of redistributing the wealth is displayed here on steroids. It’s pretty funny to watch.
Here’s some more of what Huey said on the radio in 1934:
Now, my friends, it makes no difference who is President or who is senator. America is for 125 million people and the unborn to come. We ran Mr. Roosevelt for the Presidency of the United States because he promised to us by word of mouth and in writing;1. That the size of the big man’s fortune would be reduced so as to give the masses at the bottom enough to wipe out all poverty: and 2. That the house of labor would be so reduced that all would share in the work to be done and in consuming the abundance mankind produced. There are thousands of share-our-wealth societies organized in the United States now. (In 2012 it’s just one society of Democratics)
Huey went on to suggest that all the multimillionaires and billionaires wealth shall be reduced so that nobody had more than one million.
“But $3 to $4 million is enough for any one person and his children and his children’s children. We propose to limit the amount any one man can earn in one year or inherit to $1 million to the person.”
Huey said that with the money they got from the rich
“We could provide a home and the comforts of home with such common conveniences as radio and automobile, for every family in America, free of debts. We guarantee food and clothing and employment for everyone who should work by shortening the hours of labor to 30 hours per week. Provide education, to everyone, including college. We would give a pension to all persons about sixty years of age. And would grant a moratorium on all debts which people owe that they cannot pay.
(Nobody says that already do that here in St. Louis. Every year, any one who got a ticket in St. Louis can line up and for $5.00, get their fines dismissed!)
Tell me…isn’t this exactly what they’ve been trying to do for the last decade? Someday when our deficit becomes to big for our children to pay, are they just going take GE’s profits and spread it around?
By the way…just so you know and do not remember: Huey Long was assassinated….
Makes you wonder if Obama just learned about Huey.









rom a man who hung out in the gay bars of Chicago.






