Gaga Is Getting Old…
Nobody Reports
Want to hear some fun news? Lady Gaga it seems, is either too worn out from dancing around every day, or she doesn’t want to trip once again in her 8-inch high heels. She is being carted around in a wheelchair…and not just any wheelchair.
From Luxury News:
The celebrated pop-star was spotted at Chicago on her 27th birthday – 28th March, and the night after, both times in her Louis Vuitton wheelchair! Seemingly, the LV wheelchair is not the only luxury wheelchair Gaga owns. She also has another in 24-karat created by Mordekai designer Ken Borochov. The Louis Vuitton wheelchair is a posh piece with chocolate-colored seating along with the monogrammed LV initials, a wooden hand rest and black body.
But that’s not where the good news ends. Gaga had a very rich gay guy drawing Gaga her very own birthday card:
Karl Lagerfeld has put his pen to paper, not to sketch an outfit for Lady Gaga, but to wish her ‘Happy Birthday’! The head of the fashion house Chanel poured his wishes on a piece of paper by sketching a portrait of Gaga wearing sunglasses and her golden locks falling over her shoulders.
And so…she instantly tweeted a picture to the world…Lucky Us! What…is she too vain to tell us she has a bad back? 
Who else would tell you such important things?
Actually, I was looking for an excuse NOT to go vote against another tax raises for our broke city, because NOBODY ever votes these things down but me.
Should I waste my time voting no?
I haven’t decided yet. What would Lady Gaga do?
Nobody Reports: Oprah—You Did NOT Build That
Nobody Reports
In case everyone forgot, here’s the video of Oprah crying at Obama’s coming out Greek ceremony in 2008. What is so very AMAZING is the fact that Oprah…the RICHEST women in the United States, and yes…uh..she is…uh..BLACK…she could not believe that a black man would become President.
Either she is stupid, a hypocrite, getting paid to support Obama, or when she looks in the mirror, she sees a white person. That “black” face is the richest women in America. No white person held HER back.
Tell me Mr. President…Who helped Oprah build HER empire. She didn’t build her own riches?
Nobody Wonders if Oprah will make an appearance at the Democratic Convention this year. She helped push Obama into the Presidency. Will she do it again?
Or…is she one of the 1% that Obama is going to Tax?
Nobody Knows…but if she does appear, I think we are going to need a bigger chair.
Nobody’s Perfect: Jimmy Carter VS Elmo
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have two very important world figures trying to take the spotlight with their grievances, Jimmy Carter and Elmo. I was going to go for Cher this week, because she keeps ranting that the Tea Party people are all racist… but…why? Elmo at this point is much more interesting. 
Let’s start with that pontificating putterer, x-President Jimmy Carter, who no doubt is still wondering if we have aliens on the planet, because he is looking for the Carter family tree. I’m convinced he could be of alien descent because I can’t think of any recent x President that dislikes America as much as he does.
Notice I said X American President.
Carter is STILL knocking America…and that’s because America threw him out of office because he put on his sweater one day in the Oval Office, looked the American people straight in the eye, and told America to turn down their thermostats and get out our ugliest sweaters, because we were basically all energy hogs and it was our fault (not his) that we had to wait in long lines to get gas.
It didn’t go over too well.
Once Ronald Reagan came to save the day, we couldn’t WAIT for Jimmy to go back to his peanut farm. But did he? Nooooooo, he had to continue to torture us with all his opinions…like how the election of Hugo Chavez was a good one. Once Jimmy Carter agreed to do an interview in Playboy, Nobody thought that if there were any redeeming qualities Jimmy might have had…class was not one of them. He has been one of the noisiest and litigious pathological anti American President ever to grace the Oval Office, but..yesterday–he just might have gone too far.
He is now attacking Obama…Lions and Tiger and Bears…OH MY!
Jimmy Carter, America’s 39 the president, denounced the Obama administration for “clearly violating” 10 of the 30 articles of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, writing in a New York Times op-ed on Monday that the “United States is abandoning its role as the global champion of human rights. In addition to the drone strikes, Carter criticized the current president for keeping the Guantanamo Bay detention center open, where prisoners “have been tortured by water boarding more than 100 times or intimidated with semiautomatic weapons, power drills or threats to sexually assault their mothers.”
Notice the words “intimidated.”
Actually, if a Muslim really believed that some American soldier was really going to sexually assault their mother, then he deserved to be water boarded for stupidity alone.
And even though Jimmy has protected Muslims all over the world, this time he has maybe stepped over the…x –tow the Party democratic line.
And then there’s Elmo. Evidently Elmo is claiming that the Jews are ruining the world, (see video) something Mel Gibson once said to a cop. So many kids were around while Elmo was losing his mind trying to tell people that the Jews were taking over, a guy in another stupid costume had to get him to shut up.
Who made the biggest blooper this week? 
How do you compare? I can’t. Both of them are stupid.
And speaking of stupid—Kim Kardashion had this to say about herself and the Virgin Mary:
“I think if I’m 40 and I don’t have any kids and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated, I would feel like Mary — like Jesus is my baby. When I did want to have sex the first time, I was almost 15,” she told Winfrey — just like the Virgin Mary said in the Gospel of Matthew.
She told this to Oprah. Word has not come in if she was on drugs, or if the Catholic Church might be considering working with Kim to redo the Virgin Mary statues with Kim Kardashion statues ..or not. Somehow Kim completely missed the point that you have to be a VIRGIN to be Mary.
I’m beginning to think I should have compared Cher to Kim this week: The Botox Devil and the Virgin Mary.
Still somewhere I just know, that Jimmy Carter has lusted for them both.
Therefore, Elmo wins by default. Congratulations Elmo! Jimmy Carter and Egypt await you.
Nobody’s Perfect: Rivers VS Rickles Vs Lovitz
Nobody’s Perfect
In Hollywood, if you’re not a democrat, you are pretty much run out-of-town, and very few comedians can ignore an election year. Let’s compare shall we, three comedians and their opinions about Obama, and see which one is the MOST perfect:
FIRST: Joan Rivers…never met a liposuction she didn’t want, or an ugly dress she could ignore. Here she critiques the ongoing Republican race for the White House, and notice, when she finally criticizes Obama, Jane Lynch comes in to defend his gray hair. (?)
And then they both “bond” in their feminists glory of being born with uteruses…as if the man has no rights…He’s just a sperm walking–and then they go into the sex jokes…
I’m beginning to think they don’t have any…sex that is. I still like Joan Rivers, but she deserves to stay on the women’s channels, where she can talk about sex changes and viagra to her hearts content.
SECOND: You don’t go on David Letterman and cut down Obama, but that’s exactly what Don Rickles did…and when the Liberal audience was offended, he didn’t care. I’d say, Don Rickles has one up on Joan Rivers, in fact, Nobody would like better than to see Don Rickles tell a few Obama jokes to Joan Rivers.
THIRD: I saved the best for last. John Lovitz is a hilarious actor. His portrayal in the Wedding Singer of a band disco singer was so true to life, I almost couldn’t believe he was not some of the people I’ve seen on karaoke stages. But here, he really lets it go here, about how unfair it is to work hard, and then have a President who wants to take it away.
Lovitz wins the “Nobody’s Perfect, but You’re Pretty Close Award” for the week. This Nobody has now become an even BIGGER fan, and even Lovitz says the offers are pouring in from everywhere.
The contest—- wasn’t even close.
Nobody’s Email: Not True, but Good Story…
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s one that is going to delight you: and let me tell you why. I got this email, read the story and thought it was a hoot. But, because one of my readers is really a sharp cookie and keeps me on my toes, (dandapani) I called the number.
It’s real..that is the steakhouse, there really is a steakhouse in Montana called Oasis— but the story..is NOT true according to the lady that answered the phone.
Still, it’s a great story isn’t it?
Montana Restaurant
The radio station America FM was doing one of its ‘Is Anyone Listening?’ bits this morning. The first question was; ‘Ever have a celebrity come up with the ‘Do you know who I am?‘ routine?’ A woman called in and said that a few years ago, whle visiting her cattle rancher in Billings, MT, she had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes: may local ranchers and their wives were waiting. Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and wanted a table. 
The hostess informed them that they’d have to wait 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asked the hostess, ‘Do you know who I am?”
The hostess answered, ‘Yes, but you’ll have to wait 45 minutes.’ Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, “May I help you?” “Do you know who we are?” both Ted and Jane asked. “Yes, but these folks have been waiting, and I can’t put you ahead of them.” Then Ted asked to speak to the owner. The owner came out, and Jane again asked, ‘Do you know who I am?’
The owner answered, ‘Yes, I do. Do you know who I am? I am the owner of this restaurant and I am a Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of my friends and neighbors who have been waiting here, but you will also not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night. Good bye.’
Only in America, is this a great country or what? To all who received this, this is a true story and the name of the steak house is: Sir Scott’s Oasis Steakhouse, 204 W. Main, Manhattan, MT 59741, 406
284-6929
If you ever get there, give this fellow a sharp salute, buy a steak, and tip the waitress. They have ten steaks on their simple menu from 32 oz. to 13 oz. Toothpicks on every table.
Keep passing this on. We should never forget our “National Traitor Jane Fonda.” 
Deutsching the Kardashians: How to Pick a President
Nobody Wonders
No…that wasn’t the question. The real question the pampered ladies of the view wanted to know was:
“Which Kardashian got married for just a short time?”
“Kim.” said the ‘President.’
Yes. And that’s why the more important TV interview that all of America should have paid attention to instead, was last night’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian were his first guests. 
Nobody wants to admit this, I’ve never actually watched a Kardashian show. I did think that Kim really pulled off a fantastic scam with the whole “I’m just getting married to let the world adore me in a wedding dress and make a big bundle of money on it.” last year. But, I’ve really never heard her talk until last night.
Obviously, someone besides Kim is controlling her career. I was having trouble getting past her really big butt…when she started talking about how once she babysat her nephew and the baby had to tell her what to do to change his diaper. 
I don’t think she was making that up.
If not for the fact that I could not stop starting at how big that butt spread out like a giant whoopee cushion on that chair, I would have changed the channel..but then, Donny Deutsch came on.
Now, Donny used to have a program on MSNBC called The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch. He claimed to be there to help entrepreneurs, but MSNBC fired him for including Keith Olbermann, right up there with Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, and Glenn Beck, for being “the biggest hate-mongers in television.”
Don’t know who he is? Wikipedia says:
Deutsch is the chairman of Deutsch Inc., an advertising agency founded by his father, which he sold to the Interpublic Group of Companies in 2000 for $265 million. In addition to his work on The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch, Deutsch has appeared as a regular guest on MSNBC‘s morning talk show Morning Joe.
“Why the fascination [with Palin]? It’s very simple and I’m not going to be glib here. She is Snooki. It’s the same math,” Deutsch said. “A younger generation they want to watch this character with big hair who’s funny…you never know she’s going to say. It’s no different but for a higher demographic! We watch her she’s interesting looking…What’s she going to say? She’s campy, she’s kitschy, it’s telegenic, its television, its entertainment that’s the fascination, beginning, middle and end of story, she’s Snooki.”
Yes, If you want to know why the country is in such deep trouble, it’s because people like the Kardashian sisters, who couldn’t change a diaper even if the world depended on it, don’t give politics much thought—or idiots like Donny Deutsch, believe Obama should be reelected on his good looks along.
Donny thinks looks and charm ARE the key to a good President. This from a man, who compares Sarah Palin to Snooki, but thinks any of the Kardashian sisters would make his day if they ran for Vice President.
So, Nobody Wonders if Jay Leno did this on purpose…put four Deutsch bag Obama airhead lovers on stage at the same time to show the world how really stupid America Movie Stars are:
But then, the real people already know that….we found that out from listening to George Clooney. These are not real people….they are Obama Nanny Dolls.
Jimmy Fallon: Obama’s Obsequious Butt-Boy Tick
Nobody Knows
The reason Obama won the last election, according to many, was due to the fact that he got all those kids who had never voted in their life, to go out and vote. Some of them couldn’t even read, but there you go. We have just witnessed in the last month how Obama is going to “save” the poor, mistreated, left alone to suffer without him—American woman, and NOW he is going back after the young “students.”
So, when the obsequious Jimmy Fallon rehearsed a very hip and young way to catch all those college students, (and blacks) who we know from watching Jay Leno’s “walks” are pretty stupid, (see video) the young and stupid will think this President is really “cool” after watching this very slick advertisement for Obama made up especially for the POTUS.
After all, most of them haven’t got out into the real world yet. They don’t realized that the reason college is so expensive is due to the government
This from The Godfather:
It’s unfortunate that most college students rarely get a free market approach to economics. This is by design. Colleges are dependent on tax dollars. Even private colleges are subsidized by students who bring money they got from the government in the form of guaranteed government loans and grants.There’s another part to the story that is often missed. The rising cost of college is the direct result of government subsidizing education. Women trapped in welfare programs have little choice but to continue to vote for the political party that promises to maintain the programs. Republicans capitulate by going along with the Democrats so they won’t be vilified by the press and the always aggressive liberals. Their debt after graduation — now at $1 trillion and more than all credit card debt — makes them dependent on the State.
So it’s the same as gettng the single mother voting Democrat forever. Put the ‘students’ on that same dependent bandwagon.
I stopped watching Jimmy Fallon when he made parents send in video tapes of them lying to their own children about taking away their Christmas presents and then laughing when the kids started crying.
VERY Sick. So it’s no surprise that Jimmy Fallon is pretty much a sumbag, although a talented one, and will do anything for a nickel. 
And right now, he is the Obama’s obsequious butt-boy. Literally. Jimmy and Michelle have done pushups in the White house, and he has even made a pack with the dog. Next thing you know, he will be in the White House garden picking tomatoes with the kids.
Jimmy is being used to “slow-jam” Obama down our kids throats (Kids being anywhere from 19-55) …and have them love it while they do.
America: They can sell you a tick off a monkey’s back. 
Jimmy insulted Michelle Bachman when the band played “The Bitch is Lying” as she walked out as a guest on his show. He denied knowing about it.
Oh…sure.
Nobody Knows how much money Jimmy is making to be Ba–‘RACK’s: (What’s with the new promunciation there Mr. Obama?) personal campaign manager for the young…but one thing I do know…
Jimmy makes a mighty good tick. 
Nobody Remembers: Bruce Lee
Nobody Remembers
“Knowing is not enough. Willing is not enough: we must do. —Bruce Lee
Like many young girls growing up all over the world, I usually had a crush on some famous guy when there wasn’t a man in my life. My first big one was Paul McCartney. I always baked a cake for him when it was his birthday, and since it was a day after mine, I got double-dipped in two big chocolate cakes!
Those were the good old days. Now I get ONE carrot cake cupcake, if I’m good. 
But, the smartest and longest crush I ever had was on Bruce Lee. At first, I was attracted to Bruce for his movies of course….but unlike the movies of today, when Bruce Lee beat up ten guys at once, you could believe that the man could actually do it. At the time, I saw every Bruce Lee movie, read
every book, and had the usual Bruce Lee posters on my wall. I wanted to be Bruce Lee, or at least get my life up to some kind of better standard.
Another reason I liked the guy was his grace. I had been a professional dancer at one time, I had just quit my job teaching at Arthur Murray’s (long story) when I noticed this man. How could anyone be so graceful when fighting? Watch any man doing Martial arts and they look clumsy. Crude. Not Bruce…Bruce ‘s body was as graceful as a gazelle in flight. I have yet to see any man look as good when they were fighting. (Being Cha-Cha Campion of Hong Kong might have helped.) 
Bruce not only danced in his body and moves, he danced in his mind. Like any true artist his creativity was endless. I won’t go into the many wonders of Bruce Lee here, but I will tell you, that years later, my grown-up son bought me a framed photograph of Bruce Lee to go in my Japanese decorated front dining room, years after I had forgotten all about the man.
Then I remembered: I used to make my son watch all the Bruce Lee movies with me when he was a kid, and I often wonder if it’s one of the reasons he became a personal trainer.
So, let’s remember Bruce Lee…here’s one of my favorite passages in his own words, and think while you’re reading this if the whole world couldn’t learn something more from Bruce Lee: It was an introduction he gave before he began to teach you his art.
“Make this article relate to yourself because, though it is on JKD, it is primarily concerned with the blossoming of a martial artist not a “Chinese” martial artist or a “Japanese” martial artist. A martial artist is a human being first. Just as nationalities have nothing to do with one’s humanity, so they have nothing to do with the martial arts. Leave your protective shell of isolation and relate directly to what is being said. Return to your senses by ceasing all the intervening intellectual mumbo jumbo. Remember that life is a constant process of relating. Remember too that I seek neither your approval nor to influence you toward my way of thinking. I will be more than satisfied if, as a result of this article, you begin to investigate everything for yourself and cease to uncritically accept prescribed formulas that dictate “this is this” and “that is that. “
George Clooney: Finds Out Money Can’t Buy a “Get Out of Jail Free” Card
Nobody’s Notes
How many people get to sit and eat dinner next to the President of the United States one day, and then end up getting arrested the next? Not many. 
WASHINGTON (AP) — Actor George Clooney and his father have been arrested at a protest outside the Sudanese Embassy in Washington.
Do you think George will vote for Obama again after this?
Nobody guesses that George’s “sexist man of the year” good looks last night at the state (come donate to me (Obama) while I serve you the finest food taxpayer’s money can buy) dinner– didn’t make a dent in Michelle’s desire to help the unfortunate starving children in the long lost world of Southern Sudan, so he decided to go to top for advise, and Obama told him— You must do what a any good community organizer would do George…protest! Get them to notice you! I can’t do anything right now, I’ve got to run for reelection….or something like that.
He should have taken Obama to a basketball game. George actually expected something for whatever he donated last night to Obama’s reelection campaign. Instead— he got arrested. Evidently, whatever he “donated” to Obama’s reelection campaign wasn’t enough.
If you are like me, you are wondering just how much these movie stars are getting paid to lobby heads of governments for their “causes.” George belongs to so many humanitarian lobbying organizations, I’m sure he needs a slew of secretaries just to keep track of them all.
Angelina Jolie has made her lobbying a second career. While FOX news is crying, “People are being slaughtered in Syria! The President does nothing! The UN does nothing!” ––The liberals are ignoring Syria…and bringing up the fact that Darfur has been slaughtering more people for a much longer time…and they’re right. 
But the “cause’ of George Clooney is not to “help” free South Sudan from the murderous Muslim thugs of the North. It’s just to tell those uncaring Muslims to let the world “help” the poor southern Sudanese by letting in humanitarian help, while they are being beheaded.
YES— Let the bleeding heart liberals in!
The Civil war of Sudan has been going on for quite some time and why may we ask? Religious differences? According to The CIA World Factbook, 97 percent of the population adheres to Islam.
Due to the secession of South Sudan, which contained over 80 percent of Sudan’s oilfields, the economic forecast for Sudan in 2011 and beyond is uncertain. While historically agriculture remains the main source of income and employment hiring of over 80 percent of Sudanese, and makes up a third of the economic sector, oil production drove most of Sudan’s post-2000 growth. Currently, the International Monetary Fund IMF is working hand in hand with Khartoum government to strengthened macroeconomic theory. The program has been in place since early 90s, and also work-out exchange rate and reserve of foreign exchange. Since 1997, Sudan has been implementing the macroeconomic reforms recommended by the International Monetary Fund. China is Sudan’s largest economic partner, with a 40 percent share in its oil.
What else does Sudan have? Asbestos, chromites, cobalt, copper, gold, granite, gypsum, iron, kaolin, lead, manganese, mica, natural gas, nickel, silver, tin, uranium, and zinc.
And yet, the Sudanese people have no idea how to get it out of the ground and sell it, they’re much too busy killing each other. 
When you hear George speak, he sounds so sincere in his compassion of saving those poor people of Darfur, it makes you want to save them all. But Nobody Remembers that George once made fun of Charlton Heston’s Alzheimers. When someone asked him if he had “gone too far” he said,
“I don’t care. Charlton Heston is the head of the NRA: he deserves whatever anyone says about him.”
Heston himself commented,
“It just goes to show that sometimes class does skip a generation,” referring to Clooney’s aunt, Rosemary Clooney. “I don’t know the man – never met him, never even spoken to him, but I feel sorry for George Clooney – one day he may get Alzheimer’s disease. I served my country in World War II. I survived that – I guess I can survive some bad words from this fellow.”
Clooney later said, “It was a joke…”
That was a classy way to respond to such a classless comment. Nevertheless, I prefer to remember the way Obama responds to a person he doesn’t like:
Whenever I see George Clooney, I make myself remember the words of ‘President’ Obama, who said this once about Sarah Palin.
“You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”
Nobody Says: You can put a classy tux on a liberal, but he’s still a classless liberal.
If George Clooney wants to help the Sudanese people, he could start by selling his mansion in Italy and just dropping food from an airplane over Southern Sudan.
That should keep them fed until China gets there.
Globalization…Has Finally Taken Over the Oscars
Nobody Flashes
The day has arrived: globalization has hit the Hollywood elite. I don’t know if you watched the Oscars last night, but there was a horrible lack of “male” presence on the red carpet…every actress was dragging along their mother or their “best” friend. Even Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz made sure they were just two little girls from…Little old Hollywood. Let’s not even compare then to Russel and Monroe.
My day is short enough already.
While Billy Crystal looked like his face had been duck-taped on by out- of- work construction guys from Mississippi, I tried to say, “Okay, maybe he’s sick.” BUT– when George Clooney kissed him, we pretty much all grossed out…and the pity left. Okay…the gays got their PR.
The good news is: Except for Meryl Streep, most of the awards went to foreigners. The French, the Iranians, the Pakistanis…and Oprah. The only thing missing was a message from Hillary.
While Angelina Jolie was the sex bomb of the night…I could not stop looking at her right arm…which is about the size of the top of a nine iron. Lopez had an exposed nipple moment that nobody talked about, (Half a nipple doesn’t count I suppose) and War Horse was snubbed badly along with Harry Potter….but that to me was a good sign.
After the beginning, the long hours of boredom are always hard to bear…but one thing was very noticeable. When a new black actress won for Best Supporting Actress the whole placed jumped up and went crazy with applause. And yet, after the acrobats of Cirque de Soleil did such impossible tumbling that one wonders if their mothers had them turning flips out of the womb…and how many hours of hard work it took to do those stunts…our glamourous and very weathy movie stars…did not want to give the ovation it deserved. Maybe they have seen it too many times, but still. The applause was…very polite. After about two minutes they finally stood and applauded because some producer went–“Oh my god…no one is standing! ” and called the sign guy out to go an hold up the sign to tell them to “STAND UP!” They looked as if they were being told to dig a grave for Obama.
So, they deserved to be victims of their own liberal hearts. I agree. Don’t give any of them anymore awards. What makes them think they are so much more speical than the rest of the world? What? Did they think that they were going to be protected against globalization forever? Yes, welcome Hollywood..to the world of “You cant’ have everything anymore you overstuffed rich moviestars…it’s the NEW WORLD ORDER where you NOW have to compete with the rest of the world!” You have to now share the stage.
It was a clear mandate down from the top. Someone must have pissed off Obama. What? You don’t think our government has anything to say about the Oscars? Remember, the generals took over Walt Disney’s studio during the war. The government has never left.
Which is why you have to wonder…is that why Sandra Bullock is speaking German when she was asked to speak chinese? Enquiring minds want to know.
Nobody’s Perfect: Chris Christie VS John Burri
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, I almost started with the imperfect, miserably rich and miserable about it, Whitney Houston, who evidently was pretty stoned before she forgot to get out of the bathtub…and then came to find out, today that Whitney’s problems were NOT caused by Bobby Brown, or drugs, but because America is just so homophophic. You see, she was madly in love with a woman named Robyn, (according to THE MAIL) but had to hide her feelings, because if the American homophophic country had found out, they wouldn’t have bought her records.
After all..look what happened to Ellen DeGeneres. (Yeah, my point exactly.)
A “gay” friend had this to say about Whitney and her true love: Robyn: (See picture–Robyn is the blond.)
“When I met them, it was obvious they were madly in love. Their intimacy and affection was so sweet and romantic. They held hands in the back of the car like teenage sweethearts. Clearly more than just friends, they were a gorgeous couple and so happy together. To see their love was infectious and uplifting. I want to see a more tolerant society where people don’t feel the need to marry to deflect rumors of homosexuality, and where they are not driven to self-destruction because of their inability to accept and express their love for a person of the same sex.”
Touching. Whitney HAD to marry Bobby Brown, because of those rotten people in America.
But Whitney is not in our contest this week…the contest is between Ann Coulter’s favorite New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, and a grieving patriotic father: John Burri. You see, Chris Christie lowered the American flag in honor of Whitney Houton.
This from AP:
John Burri lost a son in Iraq and believes lowering flags to half-staff should be done to commemorate military personnel who gave their lives in service to the United States — not celebrities like Whitney Houston. So John took New Jersey’s flag out, and burned it in his barbeque pit. Army Specialist Eric Burri was a gunner on a Humvee when he was killed in 2005 after an explosive device detonated near his vehicle in Baghdad. Then-Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm ordered flags lowered in his memory.
Nobody Says: Good for John Burri. I don’t think he went far enough. He should have thrown in Chris Christie’s picture too.
Wait…you can burn our honorable flag in this country, but– I’m pretty sure if John had burnt Chris Christie’s picture he would have been picked up by the FBI.
Okay…smart man. 
According to the Federal rules for lowing the American flags is this;(Wikipedia)
Flags should never be lowered for recognition of death to celebrities unless they are military.
The flag historically has been lowered on Memorial day, Patriot Day, Pearl Harbor day, Death of a President or former President, vice President, Supreme Court chief justice, speaker of the House of Representatives, member of the Cabinet, governors, Senators, or the resident commissioner of Puerto Rico.
Whitney was none of these.
Chris Christie needs to shore up black votes for himself and Mitt Romney so he said this:
“I am disturbed by people who believe that because her ultimate demise — and we don’t know what is the cause of her death yet — but because of her history of substance abuse that somehow she’s forfeited the good things that she did in her life,” Christie said last week. “I just reject that on a human level.”
Let’s see…that means everyone who has done good things in their life should get the American flag lowered. I can’t wait for mine. According to the governor…we all deserve one.
Because Governor Christie choose to honor an entertainer in this way, the blogs are going wild in hot debate. 
Here’s one…from some guy in New Jersey: (I’ve left out his online names, but if you want to know the name I have for him..you can’t print it.)
“He probably voted for Bush, I’m glad his son died, it serves him right. This man is a pathetic attention whore. No one in New Jersey gives a fuck about some retard in Wyoming using his dead son to get attention.”
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect contest?
Chris Christie. Let’s hope he’s not governor when he dies. Ann Coulter can keep him. He’s just another politician…makes up his own rules, and would YOU want him running the military..or even as Vice President?
John Burri, has more integrity in his barbeque pit.
Whitney Houston: WTF?
Nobody Remembers: Whitney Houston
Funny how this stuff happens…whenever there is a big political debate going on, or some fundamental change in our America, some Diva dies. I’m not quite sure what was going on when Michael Jackson went to sleep, but it got Obama’s big fight (was it health care?) off the pages for a good two weeks.
Nobody is starting to see a pattern here.
So, the diva Whitney overdoses in a bathtub RIGHT before the Grammy’s. Won’t that bring in millions of more viewers? Everyone will be tuning in: Looking for her partner in drugs, Bobbie Brown, to cry, and her daughter’s fame as an actress and singer to skyrocket. Her timing was impeccable. It you are going to die..pick the perfect time to make sure you’re immortalized by your peers. 
I wish I could say I was sad about this, but I was never a big fan. While everyone can admire, how much she had to practice to reach the perfections of her own voice, she had the best to learn from. Dionne Warwick was her aunt. Aretha Franklin was her Godmother. If you can’t learn from those two women, you might as well hang it up.
Whitney made a lot of people a lot of money. And millions of us small-town musicians had to try and imitate her..which was no small task. While I have many of her hits and albums, I never bothered to listen to them…I had to ‘sing’ them, so to me it was torture.
I still prefer Dolly Parton’s “I will always love you” to Whitney’s. I cry when I hear Dolly. I…simply study Whitney vocal abilities, but she never evokes any emotion for me. That’s just me. To millions of fans, Whitney was the “GOD” of voice until..
Mariah Carey. It’s must have been a hard blow. There was no way that Whitney could compete with Mariah. She was pushed off her throne by a more competent and God given vocal cord that could amaze everyone.
And Mariah played sexy. It sold.
It wasn’t much after the success of Mariah that Whitney got into Bobby Brown, and became the cocaine Diva. Still the Diva, she told Oprah that Bobby and her laced grass with cocaine, they NEVER did crack. That was beneath her. (Do we laugh here? )
And so..Why should I feel bad about someone like that? How could she do that to her daughter?
Many of us nobodies can’t for the life of us figure out how all these very rich and famous people kill themselves with drugs. Whitney lost her voice doing all those drugs, the once most beautiful voice in the world, was being laughed at. It was downhill for her..and only a matter of time.
Which brings me to Sarah Palin (wait…it’s not what you think.)
I found this picture of her going WTF? She was the favorite at the C-Pac convention. And her expression here is just how I feel about Tony Bennett’s statement. (I love this picture)
Upon hearing about Whitney’s death, Tony Bennett said this:
“First it was Michael Jackson, then Amy Winehouse, now, the magnificent Whitney Houston,” he is quoted as saying in the Hollywood Reporter. “I’d like every person in this room to campaign to legalize drugs.”
“Let’s legalize drugs like they did in Amsterdam,” said Bennett, who battled drug addiction in the late 70s.”No one’s hiding or sneaking around corners to get it. They go to a doctor to get it.”
Right Tony. Let’s legalize all those drugs so that all the doctors can assure us all that all the diva’s and idiotic addicts WON”T kill themselves.
WTF?
Instead of using this as a lesson to our kids to NOT use drugs because obviously they can kill you…we get—
LET”S LEGALIZE DRUGS!
Nobody Thinks that Tony will use this opportunity to push the political agenda to get drugs legalized in the United States because only a drugged nation will sit idly by and let Obama’s plans to further destroy America. What’s Tony getting to push George Soros’s agenda, one conspiracy theorist might ask? 
If we go by history, when Obama decides to cancel the elections, Angelina Jolie will die of a drug overdose. Brad Pitt will be left with all those kids. And it will happen right before the Oscars. And if THAT happens, then I think it’s safe to say, there’s more to this than, WTF. The new phrase will be OMGWAS!
(Oh My God, We Are Screwed!)
WTF Whitney..really.
Hey, Cut Steve Tyler Some Slack
Nobody Knows
What in the world is the big deal about Steven Tyler’s rendition of our National Anthem? Really. He’s a ROCK singer. His voice is shot from screaming at the top of his lungs for decades. Anyone who has ever tried to sing over ear-shattering decibals of electric guitars, miked drums, and massive PA systems, not to mention, screaming fans, should cut the guy some slack.
As far as I can tell, he was trying hard. His scream was because he doesn’t have the capacity to HIT that note, and so, he just screamed, as he does often, to cover up the fact that his voice is just shot.
Unlike all the women in the last few years…he got the words right…and for that he’s a patriot.
Really. And, that doesn’t mean he can’t judge good talent. He knows enough..good god.
He had more than paid his dues, and his voice is shot, because he was singing long ago, before technology gave the singer the advantages that it does today, and that’s why I’m shocked his vocal chords have lasted this long. I wouldn’t want to see his vocal chords up close…I can guareentee you it would not be pretty.
As Gene Simmons would say: At least he sang it live…it wasn’t taped.
Nobody Needs to Know
Nobody Wins
Here’s the question that I can’t find an answer to anywhere. We all know that companies pay to put product placement in our movies. Sometimes a company can pay up to a million dollars for a 4 second shot. God knows, we’ve seen just about every single movie star on the planet open up an Apple computer. Not to mention, all those big Hollywood stars who are health and fitness nuts can be found puffing away on cigarettes…and you have to wonder how much they got paid to do that. And if they even had a choice to refuse?
But.. the real question I have is: Does our government use taxpayers money to put politically correct propaganda in our movies? Or…do the producers of these movies demand the writers of the scripts represent the views they believe in? How many times have we seen movies promoting the favorite liberal cause of the day?
For example: The movie The Thaw with Val Kilmer is a Sci-fi film about a global warming professor who goes to report the ice caps melting, which was caused because the selfish “man” will not sacrifice his own life habits to save the planet….and because of THAT, a rare virus is let out, one that could destroy the world. There are so many, “Why don’t people SEE?” lines in the movie, the plot becomes almost secondary. If not for the excellent work done by the “bug” people, the movie would not be worth seeing. Val does not mention the fact that even if everyone in the United States went back to living in caves, China and India’s pollution would more than make up for our sacrifices.
Another example: The Dilemma…probably the worst movie Opie has ever made. It’s about two best buddies who come up with an electric car that SOUNDS and vibrates like an old-fashioned Ford Mustang. Now, I don’t know if Ron Howard got together with Obama and the boys from VOLT…to try and get America excited about electric cars, but the plot outside the many plugs for the electric cars is so stupid and lame, you can’t decide if the movie is supposed to be a comedy, or some kind of angst that Ron had happen in his own life and he just decided to combine the two.
The one best friend is very upset that his best friend’s wife having an affair. He confronts her and she tells him that he is going to a massage parlor every Thursday, and so she started the affair because he was not having sex with her…but with the massage therapist. Somehow, at the end of the movie, you get the feeling that she, his wife, (played Winona rider) is a slut, but the husband is not…I guess because he pays for it.
Message: If men pay for sex, they are not committing adultry….it’s permitted, which shows you just how far that women’s movement went.
So, the best buddy, Vince Vaughn, gets them both exposed, and they get divorced, and by the end of the movie they get their contract for their great electric car inventon…and you go: Okay. None of this was funny. Is this…dark humor? What am I missing here, besides the fact that they paid someone to come up with some kind of lame plot, but the real reason for the movie is to sell the concept of electic cars to the masses.
Which brings me back to my point: What came first? The chicken or the egg? Does Hollywood get PAID to put out all these crappy social engineering movies from our government? Or do they do it, because our government will make them all pay BIG taxes on their dividends?
Who is sleeping with who, and how deep is the money pit?
Nobody Wants to Know.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
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