Nobody’s Fashion Fool: Jane Fonda
Nobody’s Fool
Somehow, on the day that Donna Summer, sex Disco goddess, dies at 63, Jane Fonda, the woman who proved that you can survive just about anything, includding years of spouting liberal mush, shows the world just how marvelous a 74- year- old can look!
Plastic Surgery cannot hide sagging skin. And so, what does Jane do? She covers the old skin with light skin-toned material.
Smart!
As for the face…you have to admit. Money can buy you just about anything but…health. You might not like her politics… but you have to admire her for her spunk. One thing she did do for women, she got them moving again.
Ted Turner…what were you thinking?
Deutsching the Kardashians: How to Pick a President
Nobody Wonders
No…that wasn’t the question. The real question the pampered ladies of the view wanted to know was:
“Which Kardashian got married for just a short time?”
“Kim.” said the ‘President.’
Yes. And that’s why the more important TV interview that all of America should have paid attention to instead, was last night’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian were his first guests. 
Nobody wants to admit this, I’ve never actually watched a Kardashian show. I did think that Kim really pulled off a fantastic scam with the whole “I’m just getting married to let the world adore me in a wedding dress and make a big bundle of money on it.” last year. But, I’ve really never heard her talk until last night.
Obviously, someone besides Kim is controlling her career. I was having trouble getting past her really big butt…when she started talking about how once she babysat her nephew and the baby had to tell her what to do to change his diaper. 
I don’t think she was making that up.
If not for the fact that I could not stop starting at how big that butt spread out like a giant whoopee cushion on that chair, I would have changed the channel..but then, Donny Deutsch came on.
Now, Donny used to have a program on MSNBC called The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch. He claimed to be there to help entrepreneurs, but MSNBC fired him for including Keith Olbermann, right up there with Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, and Glenn Beck, for being “the biggest hate-mongers in television.”
Don’t know who he is? Wikipedia says:
Deutsch is the chairman of Deutsch Inc., an advertising agency founded by his father, which he sold to the Interpublic Group of Companies in 2000 for $265 million. In addition to his work on The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch, Deutsch has appeared as a regular guest on MSNBC‘s morning talk show Morning Joe.
“Why the fascination [with Palin]? It’s very simple and I’m not going to be glib here. She is Snooki. It’s the same math,” Deutsch said. “A younger generation they want to watch this character with big hair who’s funny…you never know she’s going to say. It’s no different but for a higher demographic! We watch her she’s interesting looking…What’s she going to say? She’s campy, she’s kitschy, it’s telegenic, its television, its entertainment that’s the fascination, beginning, middle and end of story, she’s Snooki.”
Yes, If you want to know why the country is in such deep trouble, it’s because people like the Kardashian sisters, who couldn’t change a diaper even if the world depended on it, don’t give politics much thought—or idiots like Donny Deutsch, believe Obama should be reelected on his good looks along.
Donny thinks looks and charm ARE the key to a good President. This from a man, who compares Sarah Palin to Snooki, but thinks any of the Kardashian sisters would make his day if they ran for Vice President.
So, Nobody Wonders if Jay Leno did this on purpose…put four Deutsch bag Obama airhead lovers on stage at the same time to show the world how really stupid America Movie Stars are:
But then, the real people already know that….we found that out from listening to George Clooney. These are not real people….they are Obama Nanny Dolls.
Nobody Notes: Obama Humpin’ the Dogs
Nobody’s Notes’
Once in a while, on some Sundays, I will be posting various thoughts that I have gathered from the news, just because they are there. They will mostly all be random, so I decided to simply call them, NOBODY’S NOTES, because as you can see…I’m on a Nobody Roll!
Here they are;
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Remember when Spike Lee tweeted George Zimmerman’s address so that the millions of blacks that had been fired up by Jesse Jackson and Obama, could go out and find him, inciting mob violence? Since it was his family’s home, Spike put innocent people in danger. If something had happened to George’s family, Nobody Wonders if Spike Lee would have been arrested? 
And when the Black Panthers put out a million-dollar bounty on Zimmerman’s head, the press reported it as some kind of interesting development, instead of what it was: an intentional felony and attempt to kidnap. Since Obama and Eric Holder did nothing, does this mean that I can put out a bounty on Spike Lee’s head? Can the NRA put out a million- dollar bounty on the Black Panthers? If it’s legal for them, it must be legal for everyone, right?—
Mr. President?
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Joe Biden just came out with the statement: “Bin Laden is dead, General Motors is alive.” What he fails to mention is that it really doesn’t matter that GM is alive to the United States citizens. In the future, the U.S. auto companies will put most of their new plants in Mexico and China, not the U.S. GM has announced investments of $3.67 billion in Mexico since November 2007. GM has closed five U.S. based assembly plant and put three more on standby. The plain fact is, JOE— the U.S. will lose 65 percent of the automobile market in the next decade.
Nobody Wins when Joe starts talking. Bin Laden is dead, but Joe Biden is smoking some bigtime Obama weed when it comes to GM. 
Did you know that the Japanese consumed 80 percent of BlueFin Tuna, a 500-pound fish grown in the Gulf of Mexico? Bluefins only spawns in the Gulf of Mexico and the Mediterranean, but due to the oil spill, and the stock in the Mediterranean being depleted, Mitsubishi is starting to buy from Australia and they have to repackage it, because the Japs considered Australia’s Bluefin…inferior. Nobody Knows why the Japanese are such Bluefin ftuna lovers, and why they don’t like Australia’s Bluefin..but then again, Nobody Cares. 
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Nobody Remembers that 1848 was a strange year: Karl Marx published the Communist Manifesto, the first women’s rights convention was held at Seneca Falls, NY,(coincidence?) Wisconsin became the 30th state, Mexico was given $15 million for California, Nevada, Texas, Utah, New Mexico and Arizona, parts of Colorado and Wyoming: and the cornerstone was laid at the Washington monument. And all of that was overshadowed by the discovery of gold in California.
La Raza’s thinks America “stole” the territory, nevertheless we did pay Mexico fair and square. But $15 million is nothing compared to what we pay and have paid in welfare to the illegal Mexican citizens that we now support. If the Mexicans want it back: let them buy it back with interest. 
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We are facing economic disasters and a dangerous President who is grasping power without Congressional approval, and what is the Congress doing? Investigating steroid use in baseball players. Obama COULD have had a great joke about that last night at the dinner last night, but he chose instead to make dog eating jokes. Nobody’s Perfect. And speaking of imperfections…
Did you know that David Axelrod, another Obama advisor, was born to a mother who wrote for a communist newspaper in New York City? Well, now you do.
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John McCain was on Charlie Rose last week, talking like Attila the Hun. Nobody Thinks that Mitt Romney might just pick him to be Secretary of Defense the way he was going on. He was upset that we weren’t bombing Syria, and Iran, and North Korea, and probably Miami. Nobody Wishes he would retire to some Swiss Mountain villa with Hillary and go get stoned. Really. And speaking of Hillary: 
Sal Alinksy wasn’t only Hillary’s mentor he was Obama’s too:
For it was Alinsky who spent his life teaching would-be radicals (like Obama) that you can say what you have to say to get over the hump, but once you’re over the hump, you do whatever you want to do. In other words, it’s okay to present yourself as something moderate, even centrist, for the purposes of securing power, and once you’ve secured that power it is perfectly acceptable to revert to who (and what) you really are. In Rules for Radicals, Alinsky demonstrates this with a look at how Vladimir Lenin was able to overthrow the government in pre-communist Russia:
Which is why at the White House dinner, Obama could joke about NOT being born a citizen, and how he loves to eat dog, and the many other things he knows we can’t touch him on. He figures…He can go on promoting his Marxist/Alinky power because…he’s over the Hump
Now, watch if you feel like it…the United States’ President, humping the dogs like Eddie Murphy at the Dogtown Oscars.
Nobody Remembers: Bruce Lee
Nobody Remembers
“Knowing is not enough. Willing is not enough: we must do. —Bruce Lee
Like many young girls growing up all over the world, I usually had a crush on some famous guy when there wasn’t a man in my life. My first big one was Paul McCartney. I always baked a cake for him when it was his birthday, and since it was a day after mine, I got double-dipped in two big chocolate cakes!
Those were the good old days. Now I get ONE carrot cake cupcake, if I’m good. 
But, the smartest and longest crush I ever had was on Bruce Lee. At first, I was attracted to Bruce for his movies of course….but unlike the movies of today, when Bruce Lee beat up ten guys at once, you could believe that the man could actually do it. At the time, I saw every Bruce Lee movie, read
every book, and had the usual Bruce Lee posters on my wall. I wanted to be Bruce Lee, or at least get my life up to some kind of better standard.
Another reason I liked the guy was his grace. I had been a professional dancer at one time, I had just quit my job teaching at Arthur Murray’s (long story) when I noticed this man. How could anyone be so graceful when fighting? Watch any man doing Martial arts and they look clumsy. Crude. Not Bruce…Bruce ‘s body was as graceful as a gazelle in flight. I have yet to see any man look as good when they were fighting. (Being Cha-Cha Campion of Hong Kong might have helped.) 
Bruce not only danced in his body and moves, he danced in his mind. Like any true artist his creativity was endless. I won’t go into the many wonders of Bruce Lee here, but I will tell you, that years later, my grown-up son bought me a framed photograph of Bruce Lee to go in my Japanese decorated front dining room, years after I had forgotten all about the man.
Then I remembered: I used to make my son watch all the Bruce Lee movies with me when he was a kid, and I often wonder if it’s one of the reasons he became a personal trainer.
So, let’s remember Bruce Lee…here’s one of my favorite passages in his own words, and think while you’re reading this if the whole world couldn’t learn something more from Bruce Lee: It was an introduction he gave before he began to teach you his art.
“Make this article relate to yourself because, though it is on JKD, it is primarily concerned with the blossoming of a martial artist not a “Chinese” martial artist or a “Japanese” martial artist. A martial artist is a human being first. Just as nationalities have nothing to do with one’s humanity, so they have nothing to do with the martial arts. Leave your protective shell of isolation and relate directly to what is being said. Return to your senses by ceasing all the intervening intellectual mumbo jumbo. Remember that life is a constant process of relating. Remember too that I seek neither your approval nor to influence you toward my way of thinking. I will be more than satisfied if, as a result of this article, you begin to investigate everything for yourself and cease to uncritically accept prescribed formulas that dictate “this is this” and “that is that. “
Ashton Kutcher Missed the…NASA Boat.
Nobody Wonders
Last night, I was listening to my favorite late night talk show host, George Noory, and his guest, was a man who insisted that Obama is going to nuke Iran, and the whole world will be destroyed. He kept saying that we must get him out of office or the whole world will be destroyed by nukes. He said that about fifty times.
Gee…that’s a pleasant thought.
So what does a Nobody do? Recently, Richard (Where’s The White House dope?) Branson, President and owner of Virgin Galactic, is selling tickets to outer space faster than you can say, “Biden Bonkers.” Ashton Kutcher has just announced that he is the 500 person in line for Richard’s trip. He has to wait some time before he gets to do his turn…and if he hadn’t have rushed into things..he could have gotten a much better deal for much less cash.
Yes, he could have gone to Mars, round trip, for $500,000. Nasaa new partners in Mars expeditions, Elon Musk, are going to have their Falcon 9 launcher and Dragon Vessel to carry the crew and luggage, up and running in about 13 years…just about the time Ashton will be going up in his very short and very expensive trip to the sky and back, I will be going to Mars. I will look back and wave at the little guy, because my trip will be MUCH more exciting.
That is: if I win Megamillions tonight. And If I win… I’ll have MORE than enough for a roundtrip ticket, and Ashton will have to just get in line….again.
I might even plant a few trees while I’m there. The place could use some sprucing up. 
George Clooney: Finds Out Money Can’t Buy a “Get Out of Jail Free” Card
Nobody’s Notes
How many people get to sit and eat dinner next to the President of the United States one day, and then end up getting arrested the next? Not many. 
WASHINGTON (AP) — Actor George Clooney and his father have been arrested at a protest outside the Sudanese Embassy in Washington.
Do you think George will vote for Obama again after this?
Nobody guesses that George’s “sexist man of the year” good looks last night at the state (come donate to me (Obama) while I serve you the finest food taxpayer’s money can buy) dinner– didn’t make a dent in Michelle’s desire to help the unfortunate starving children in the long lost world of Southern Sudan, so he decided to go to top for advise, and Obama told him— You must do what a any good community organizer would do George…protest! Get them to notice you! I can’t do anything right now, I’ve got to run for reelection….or something like that.
He should have taken Obama to a basketball game. George actually expected something for whatever he donated last night to Obama’s reelection campaign. Instead— he got arrested. Evidently, whatever he “donated” to Obama’s reelection campaign wasn’t enough.
If you are like me, you are wondering just how much these movie stars are getting paid to lobby heads of governments for their “causes.” George belongs to so many humanitarian lobbying organizations, I’m sure he needs a slew of secretaries just to keep track of them all.
Angelina Jolie has made her lobbying a second career. While FOX news is crying, “People are being slaughtered in Syria! The President does nothing! The UN does nothing!” ––The liberals are ignoring Syria…and bringing up the fact that Darfur has been slaughtering more people for a much longer time…and they’re right. 
But the “cause’ of George Clooney is not to “help” free South Sudan from the murderous Muslim thugs of the North. It’s just to tell those uncaring Muslims to let the world “help” the poor southern Sudanese by letting in humanitarian help, while they are being beheaded.
YES— Let the bleeding heart liberals in!
The Civil war of Sudan has been going on for quite some time and why may we ask? Religious differences? According to The CIA World Factbook, 97 percent of the population adheres to Islam.
Due to the secession of South Sudan, which contained over 80 percent of Sudan’s oilfields, the economic forecast for Sudan in 2011 and beyond is uncertain. While historically agriculture remains the main source of income and employment hiring of over 80 percent of Sudanese, and makes up a third of the economic sector, oil production drove most of Sudan’s post-2000 growth. Currently, the International Monetary Fund IMF is working hand in hand with Khartoum government to strengthened macroeconomic theory. The program has been in place since early 90s, and also work-out exchange rate and reserve of foreign exchange. Since 1997, Sudan has been implementing the macroeconomic reforms recommended by the International Monetary Fund. China is Sudan’s largest economic partner, with a 40 percent share in its oil.
What else does Sudan have? Asbestos, chromites, cobalt, copper, gold, granite, gypsum, iron, kaolin, lead, manganese, mica, natural gas, nickel, silver, tin, uranium, and zinc.
And yet, the Sudanese people have no idea how to get it out of the ground and sell it, they’re much too busy killing each other. 
When you hear George speak, he sounds so sincere in his compassion of saving those poor people of Darfur, it makes you want to save them all. But Nobody Remembers that George once made fun of Charlton Heston’s Alzheimers. When someone asked him if he had “gone too far” he said,
“I don’t care. Charlton Heston is the head of the NRA: he deserves whatever anyone says about him.”
Heston himself commented,
“It just goes to show that sometimes class does skip a generation,” referring to Clooney’s aunt, Rosemary Clooney. “I don’t know the man – never met him, never even spoken to him, but I feel sorry for George Clooney – one day he may get Alzheimer’s disease. I served my country in World War II. I survived that – I guess I can survive some bad words from this fellow.”
Clooney later said, “It was a joke…”
That was a classy way to respond to such a classless comment. Nevertheless, I prefer to remember the way Obama responds to a person he doesn’t like:
Whenever I see George Clooney, I make myself remember the words of ‘President’ Obama, who said this once about Sarah Palin.
“You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”
Nobody Says: You can put a classy tux on a liberal, but he’s still a classless liberal.
If George Clooney wants to help the Sudanese people, he could start by selling his mansion in Italy and just dropping food from an airplane over Southern Sudan.
That should keep them fed until China gets there.
The Chicago Obamacrats…
Nobody Wonders’
Michelle Obama and the Obamamites were just taking their 16th vacation in Aspen, (wonder how many people had to get OFF the hill) tired from all the sun in fun in Hawaii…but somehow made it home to hear their Daddy sing: “Sweet Home Chicago” which obviously is where Obama is going back. But not before he throws himself a few more big parties.
Nobody Thinks since Paul McCartney was such a big hit at the Grammy’s they had to give Mick Jagger some prime time of his own.
Although Obama didn’t hit those notes quite right…he sures knows how to make himself flash…notice how he left the stage like a true rock star,..just like James Brown. That was rehearsed. Trust me on that.
Tonight is another Republican debate, so Obama has come out and claimed the economic issue today by giving “corporations” a tax break. Of course, it’s not if you read the fine print.
BUT…on CNN all day was the talking point..
“All the republicans want to do is focus on religion and contraception, when we should be paying attention to the economy!”
Really? THEY introduced the subject in the first place with George Stephanopoulos bringing up the absurd notion that Republicans wanted to get rid of contraceptives while he was interviewing Mitt Romney. They must think the American people have attention spans of gerbils.
One thing for sure, we should all be singing the blues witnessing the devastation being done to our country by our Chicago thug in Chief: Barack Capone. 
Having said that…Nobody Thinks Williams Shatner, at 81, looks better than both Paul and Mick.
Whitney Houston: WTF?
Nobody Remembers: Whitney Houston
Funny how this stuff happens…whenever there is a big political debate going on, or some fundamental change in our America, some Diva dies. I’m not quite sure what was going on when Michael Jackson went to sleep, but it got Obama’s big fight (was it health care?) off the pages for a good two weeks.
Nobody is starting to see a pattern here.
So, the diva Whitney overdoses in a bathtub RIGHT before the Grammy’s. Won’t that bring in millions of more viewers? Everyone will be tuning in: Looking for her partner in drugs, Bobbie Brown, to cry, and her daughter’s fame as an actress and singer to skyrocket. Her timing was impeccable. It you are going to die..pick the perfect time to make sure you’re immortalized by your peers. 
I wish I could say I was sad about this, but I was never a big fan. While everyone can admire, how much she had to practice to reach the perfections of her own voice, she had the best to learn from. Dionne Warwick was her aunt. Aretha Franklin was her Godmother. If you can’t learn from those two women, you might as well hang it up.
Whitney made a lot of people a lot of money. And millions of us small-town musicians had to try and imitate her..which was no small task. While I have many of her hits and albums, I never bothered to listen to them…I had to ‘sing’ them, so to me it was torture.
I still prefer Dolly Parton’s “I will always love you” to Whitney’s. I cry when I hear Dolly. I…simply study Whitney vocal abilities, but she never evokes any emotion for me. That’s just me. To millions of fans, Whitney was the “GOD” of voice until..
Mariah Carey. It’s must have been a hard blow. There was no way that Whitney could compete with Mariah. She was pushed off her throne by a more competent and God given vocal cord that could amaze everyone.
And Mariah played sexy. It sold.
It wasn’t much after the success of Mariah that Whitney got into Bobby Brown, and became the cocaine Diva. Still the Diva, she told Oprah that Bobby and her laced grass with cocaine, they NEVER did crack. That was beneath her. (Do we laugh here? )
And so..Why should I feel bad about someone like that? How could she do that to her daughter?
Many of us nobodies can’t for the life of us figure out how all these very rich and famous people kill themselves with drugs. Whitney lost her voice doing all those drugs, the once most beautiful voice in the world, was being laughed at. It was downhill for her..and only a matter of time.
Which brings me to Sarah Palin (wait…it’s not what you think.)
I found this picture of her going WTF? She was the favorite at the C-Pac convention. And her expression here is just how I feel about Tony Bennett’s statement. (I love this picture)
Upon hearing about Whitney’s death, Tony Bennett said this:
“First it was Michael Jackson, then Amy Winehouse, now, the magnificent Whitney Houston,” he is quoted as saying in the Hollywood Reporter. “I’d like every person in this room to campaign to legalize drugs.”
“Let’s legalize drugs like they did in Amsterdam,” said Bennett, who battled drug addiction in the late 70s.”No one’s hiding or sneaking around corners to get it. They go to a doctor to get it.”
Right Tony. Let’s legalize all those drugs so that all the doctors can assure us all that all the diva’s and idiotic addicts WON”T kill themselves.
WTF?
Instead of using this as a lesson to our kids to NOT use drugs because obviously they can kill you…we get—
LET”S LEGALIZE DRUGS!
Nobody Thinks that Tony will use this opportunity to push the political agenda to get drugs legalized in the United States because only a drugged nation will sit idly by and let Obama’s plans to further destroy America. What’s Tony getting to push George Soros’s agenda, one conspiracy theorist might ask? 
If we go by history, when Obama decides to cancel the elections, Angelina Jolie will die of a drug overdose. Brad Pitt will be left with all those kids. And it will happen right before the Oscars. And if THAT happens, then I think it’s safe to say, there’s more to this than, WTF. The new phrase will be OMGWAS!
(Oh My God, We Are Screwed!)
WTF Whitney..really.
Law Student Suggest American Divorce
Nobody Gets Email
Enjoy..
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Divorce Agreement written by young college student.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. 
You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.—You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We’ll keep our SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. 
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine” , “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, or “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are The World.”
We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. –Since it so often offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Liberal Flag
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberals and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I bet you answer which one of us will need help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American.
P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin and Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi Jane) Jane Fonda with you.
P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Hey, Cut Steve Tyler Some Slack
Nobody Knows
What in the world is the big deal about Steven Tyler’s rendition of our National Anthem? Really. He’s a ROCK singer. His voice is shot from screaming at the top of his lungs for decades. Anyone who has ever tried to sing over ear-shattering decibals of electric guitars, miked drums, and massive PA systems, not to mention, screaming fans, should cut the guy some slack.
As far as I can tell, he was trying hard. His scream was because he doesn’t have the capacity to HIT that note, and so, he just screamed, as he does often, to cover up the fact that his voice is just shot.
Unlike all the women in the last few years…he got the words right…and for that he’s a patriot.
Really. And, that doesn’t mean he can’t judge good talent. He knows enough..good god.
He had more than paid his dues, and his voice is shot, because he was singing long ago, before technology gave the singer the advantages that it does today, and that’s why I’m shocked his vocal chords have lasted this long. I wouldn’t want to see his vocal chords up close…I can guareentee you it would not be pretty.
As Gene Simmons would say: At least he sang it live…it wasn’t taped.
Nobody Needs to Know
Nobody Wins
Here’s the question that I can’t find an answer to anywhere. We all know that companies pay to put product placement in our movies. Sometimes a company can pay up to a million dollars for a 4 second shot. God knows, we’ve seen just about every single movie star on the planet open up an Apple computer. Not to mention, all those big Hollywood stars who are health and fitness nuts can be found puffing away on cigarettes…and you have to wonder how much they got paid to do that. And if they even had a choice to refuse?
But.. the real question I have is: Does our government use taxpayers money to put politically correct propaganda in our movies? Or…do the producers of these movies demand the writers of the scripts represent the views they believe in? How many times have we seen movies promoting the favorite liberal cause of the day?
For example: The movie The Thaw with Val Kilmer is a Sci-fi film about a global warming professor who goes to report the ice caps melting, which was caused because the selfish “man” will not sacrifice his own life habits to save the planet….and because of THAT, a rare virus is let out, one that could destroy the world. There are so many, “Why don’t people SEE?” lines in the movie, the plot becomes almost secondary. If not for the excellent work done by the “bug” people, the movie would not be worth seeing. Val does not mention the fact that even if everyone in the United States went back to living in caves, China and India’s pollution would more than make up for our sacrifices.
Another example: The Dilemma…probably the worst movie Opie has ever made. It’s about two best buddies who come up with an electric car that SOUNDS and vibrates like an old-fashioned Ford Mustang. Now, I don’t know if Ron Howard got together with Obama and the boys from VOLT…to try and get America excited about electric cars, but the plot outside the many plugs for the electric cars is so stupid and lame, you can’t decide if the movie is supposed to be a comedy, or some kind of angst that Ron had happen in his own life and he just decided to combine the two.
The one best friend is very upset that his best friend’s wife having an affair. He confronts her and she tells him that he is going to a massage parlor every Thursday, and so she started the affair because he was not having sex with her…but with the massage therapist. Somehow, at the end of the movie, you get the feeling that she, his wife, (played Winona rider) is a slut, but the husband is not…I guess because he pays for it.
Message: If men pay for sex, they are not committing adultry….it’s permitted, which shows you just how far that women’s movement went.
So, the best buddy, Vince Vaughn, gets them both exposed, and they get divorced, and by the end of the movie they get their contract for their great electric car inventon…and you go: Okay. None of this was funny. Is this…dark humor? What am I missing here, besides the fact that they paid someone to come up with some kind of lame plot, but the real reason for the movie is to sell the concept of electic cars to the masses.
Which brings me back to my point: What came first? The chicken or the egg? Does Hollywood get PAID to put out all these crappy social engineering movies from our government? Or do they do it, because our government will make them all pay BIG taxes on their dividends?
Who is sleeping with who, and how deep is the money pit?
Nobody Wants to Know.
Nobody’s Perfect: Gene Simmons VS Madonna
Nobody’s Perfect
Gene Simmons got in trouble for calling Madonna a karaoke singer last week.
Well, good for him.
The whole interview that Gene Simmons did on the sidewalk was better than this clip, (I couldn’t find it) but I have to agree with Gene on this one. They say here that Madonna is bigger than KISS right now, but I beg to differ. Madonna was replaced long ago with Mariah, and Beyoncé, and Lady Gaga…I don’t know what these people are smoking but maybe they actually think THIS Madonna is somebody else, She has had so much plastic surgery she doesn’t even look like herself. In fact, I’m trying to figure out just what they stuffed in her whole lower jaw to make it stick out. Blubber? Glue? Foam rubber?
Not that it’s a BAD thing…in her case.
Anyway, having had to perform LIVE for years as a drummer/singer/keyboradest..I agree with Gene. Live music is better. It’s just that now, when the singers are DANCING so much, they can’t possibly keep up the singing and still not miss a note. So they sing along to a tape, and then the sound man ups their mike when they are talking so you THINK they are actually singing live, when they are not. Just about every act you see today, is singing or mouthing along with the tape.
Years ago, I saw the Rolling Stones in concert, and I was shocked when Keith Richards fell down off the stage, and Mick stopped singing to go pick him up…and low and behold, the music kept going. Mick’s voice was still there, and Keith’s guitar solo went on, even though his guitar was down in the orchestra pit.
What was really funny, is that everyone in the audience was so stoned, nobody noticed that they weren’t really playing OR singing but me–which is why the Stones can play on until they are over 100.
I don’t think Paul McCartney does it, because remember, the Beatles played live every night for 8 years in Hamburg before they started making it big in England. Also, Paul doesn’t dance. And Gene Simmons idolizes the Beatles and he wouldn’t if they played to tapes.
The amazing thing is that Gene could have gone further and told us all about all the rest of the groups that do it…but he didn’t.
Will Madonna do her same old act at the Superbowl? Let’s hope not.
So on New Years’s Eve when you’re watching your favorite singer … If it sounds too perfect…he’s singing along with himself. (or herself) It really is karaoke. He can’t miss!
Not that it will matter, but real musicians are thanking Gene for bringing it up.
By the way, Gene had plastic surgery, and STILL looks like, Gene Simmons, and I’m not sure just what that means.
Halloween Brings Out the Best in a Kardashian.
Nobody’s Perfect
I can’t think of a better time to announce your divorce to a man you just married a few hours ago than Halloween, can you? But that’s what Kim Kardashian just did.
“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”
Bruce Jenner must be proud: He produced a champ. His daughter now holds the record for shortest marriage in a celebrity career.
(Nobody made that up. Not the kind of research I enjoy…)
I Googled their famous wedding, and found out, they got married in August..2011. Not ONLY did they get $10 million dollars worth of free stuff for the wedding (because they made it into a TV special)they earned $17 million dollars selling the rights to People Magazine, and other various outlets.
(Now that I think about it, how much did Sandra Bullock get for her famous adoption pictures of her and her son on People?)
The newlyweds got their entire wedding for almost free, and if you Google “Kardashian Wedding” all you see is a quadrillion pictures of Kim. Kris Humphries, the groom….not so much.
The idea was the marriage would help his sports team. (?) What? Did they think ticket sales would soar because she would be at his games? Hey guys…pay some Hooter girls to sit in the seats…lots cheaper.
As you see from the pictures below, after the wedding, they turned into dogs. It wasn’t pretty. The poor guy doesn’t know what hit him. The very clever Kim got a prenuptial, and will no doubt do this again for the money. Just think how much they are going to make off the divorce pictures.
Nobody Reports—
Here we see Kim Kardashian walking out of the courtroom, she’s wearing Dior sunglasses, Vera Wong divorce skirt, and her own line of shoes. She sold the rights to tell her painful marriage to be coming out soon in a special on HBO. The money she makes off all of this will put her up into the top 1 percent of 
the top 1 percent.
Why not? If people want to pay her to get married so that she can be a walking advertisements for all their products she promotes, she could make it a habit.
No doubt her father is her best advisor. Any man that can keep his “brand’ franchise alive for all these years, even after we’ve all forgotten it is what HE was famous for…(Uh…I think he threw a javelin right?) Anyway,
Bruce knows a thing or two about how to milk fame.
In any case, I’m sure they will both survive….besides, scientifically speaking, I was having trouble in my mind picturing Kama Sutra positions between a giant and a midget. It would be like a giraffe mating with a panda wearing lipstick.
Not that love doesn’t conquer all…something tells me, one day, Kris made the mistake of uttering those four little words:
“Kim, I want HALF.”
Poor guy. He married “perfection” and we know…Nobody’s Perfect.
(Where can I get that outfit for MY dog? She’s pretty good with a bone….and that WIG! OMG…she would look SO cute! Does Dior make that outfit? Can I get it in leather?)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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