Planned Parenthood: Decisions, decisions….
Nobody’s Opinion
In our most highest fantasies, every child would be born, into a loving family. But, when you have a planet that can barely feed half it’s people, someone felt that they had to come up with a way to get rid of the “unwanted” babies. Those being “leaders” of course.
When “free sex” came galloping into America during the sixties, and the churches were attacked, millions of women did not have to “hold” back anymore for marriage. One night stands became acceptable, and our films promoted free sex…the whole culture went ‘free’ everything. The trouble with free sex is: all it takes is once, and your whole life changes. Nothing is free ever again.
So, millions of young girls got pregnant after the sixties in this “free sex, take the pill” world, and the guys….well they had the right propaganda for that: It’s a “woman’s choice.” The guys didn’t have to marry, or even PAY for the abortion or the child. Too many of them thought it was great…and on the other side, too many women used abortion as easy as the pill. Marilyn Monroe was said to have had 23 abortions in her lifetime. In retrospect, maybe she really did kill herself from grief.
The way they sold the “lie” that women need have no concern about abortion was: that IF she aborted the baby before nine weeks old, that baby wasn’t even human yet. Why…it didn’t even have a brain. It wouldn’t feel a thing. To many young girls desperate for help, it sounded logical. Put in…the fact that because she saw no husband on the horizon, and looking forward to college, why a baby would get in the way of fulfilling Gloria Steinham great dream of work and career.
That was the propaganda in the sixties. It was everywhere.
Most liberals still have that outlook about young women getting pregnant. Remember when Obama said he wouldn’t want his girls to have to be saddled with a child? Planned Parenthood, has been in the business of helping millions of woman to get rid of those babies. But, this video shows, that the lies they have been telling the world are just that: Lies. They murder.
This lawyer, who represents Planned Parenthood, had trouble comprehending that if a child is right in front of her…lying on a table…why it’s suppose to be dead…that’s a problem.
So, it’s Planned Parenthood idea that SINCE they are hired to kill that child, they really should do it. Even after the fact and they don’t consider it murder.
Think about that. That’s how brainwashed these people are.
To them, it’s business. Notice in the video, the woman starts out leaving it up to the mother or the doctor. But more than likely the mother lying on the table is drugged. This lawyer women really doesn’t know how to answer the questions and she goes around in circles talking nonsense. The woman has no conception of…the fact that once upon a time, that baby was her. She really doesn’t look on it as murder.
There is no argument that a life begins at conception. And it’s even easy to see how millions of women were convinced to kill their own child, because, without religion, it becomes scientific solution to that woman. But to see a child struggling to for life and to let it die…how much more inhumane can you be?
And SINCE this lawyer does not want a “botched” or “damaged” child bought into the world.. to let it die seems humane to her….shows you just what a monster we have in the White house.
Because Obama believes that you should take the child if born alive into a room during an abortion, and let it die.
Well, it’s what the Nazi’s did. And Planned Parenthood, was formed with eugenics of getting rid of the babies that are “inferior”. Singer started Planned Parenthood to get rid of the black babies, but then the Democrats needed those babies for votes, so they gave the mothers money to have babies.
Nobody talks about the millions of poor white women who could not get welfare because of the color of their skin who had abortions.
The next victim in this mess..were the fathers. Who later grew up and realized..they had no say in any of it. They were simply relegated to meaningless pleasure seekers.
The family unit thus was broken. The strongest force to stand against any kind of tyrnanny. Broken.
And THIS Marxist plot was being put into America in the sixties.
The video is beyond scary, and should be passed around.
Happy Easter! And A Lesson from Obama Bunny
Everybody have a great Easter!
See you on Monday!
(By the way..the kids all got their eggs back.)
Farmer Warns Neighbors About Obama
Nobody Reports
This is refreshing…an American calling it like he sees it about Obama and his policies, and he is just trying to warn his neighbors against what’s coming: But, the city of course, wants him to take it down, because…it’s too big. Nobody Thinks it’s sort of the same thinking they have about gun control: you can have a gun, just so it only shoots so far.
You can have a sign, as long as it’s little enough that nobody sees it.
They slice away the 1st and 2nd amendments…slowly…like a piece of cheese.
If I lived by this farmer, I’d bake him a cake for his birthday…
Enjoy.
Common Core..or…Common Communism?
Nobody Wins
Bill Gates and Rupert Murdoch are backing a new thing called “Common Core” to be implemented in every school. Kentucky tried it, and the students report cards fell by 30 percent. Computers will do the grading.
Sounds like fun right? Does a parent have any say in this?
(Laugh here.)
“It was well understood by states that they would not be eligible for Race to the Top funding ($4.35 billion) unless they adopted the Common Core standards. Federal law prohibits the U.S. Department of Education from prescribing any curriculum, but in this case the department figured out a clever way to evade the letter of the law.”
Glenn Beck was pointing out that CORE is basically brainwashing kids into the communist system, and downplaying America’s role in history.
Bill Gates make you take an IQ test before you work for him…so, I guess he’s running out of high IQ’s. As usual, he wants a chance to ‘help” our deplorable school system, and while he’s at it, collect some vital information to sell.
“Common Core amasses large amounts of personal information about students. Michelle Malkin cites research by Joy Pullmann of the Heartland Institute, who discovered a report by the Department of Education revealing that Common Core’s data mining includes “using cameras to judge facial expressions, an electronic seat that judges posture, a pressure-sensitive computer mouse and a biometric wrap on kids’ wrists.”
I have my own horror stories related to my local school system that I’ll tell on some other blog, but…the main problem, is that the school system has been transformed, not into an efficient way for our kids to learn the basics, but a way for growing union bureaucracy to give jobs to mostly women, who never having the fear of being fired for doing a bad job.
And a bad job, they ARE doing: Here’s a few facts from Bill Bennett;
The average salary of U.S. public school teachers rose 45% in real dollars from 1960 to 1995. According to U.S. manufacturers, 40% of all 17-year-olds do not have the math skills and 60% lack the reading skills to hold down a production job at a manufacturing company.
In Florida, it takes six times as many people to administer a federal education dollar as a state dollar: 297 state employees are responsible for $1 billion in federal funds while 374 employees oversee $7 billion in state funds.
40% of public high school science teachers have neither an undergraduate major nor minor in their main teaching field and 34% of public high school math teachers did not major or minor in math or related fields.
Average per-pupil spending in U.S. public schools rose 212% from 1960 to 1995 in real (i.e. inflation-adjusted) dollars.
Currently, average black and Hispanic 17-year-old children have NAEP scores in math, science, reading and writing that are equivalent to average white 13-year-old children.
American 12th graders rank 19th out of 21 industrialized countries in mathematics achievement and 16th out of 21 nations in science. Our advanced physics students rank dead last.
So, is it any wonder that Mitt Romney wants to get people from other nations to come over to the U.S. to work? We are not going to have any kind of educated population, but that’s exactly what the Democrats want, isn’t it? Common Core isn’t going to work any better than Race to the Top or Leave No Child Behind. BUT…the government will know more than you EVER will about your own child.
Unless you start complaining and soon.
Smile! You’re On Napolitano’s Camera!
Nobody Wins
When the big camera’s went up all over our highways here in Missouri, they went up overnight. Nobody on the local news even mentioned them.
Every city is having budget problems, but there seems to be plenty of money to put up camera’s at every stop light. Surely all this technology had to cost a pretty penny…so just where was this money coming from? No one on the local news ever talked about the expense.
I don’t know about you, but while people complained, what was told to the public was that traffic camera’s were being put up for our ‘safety,’ and still, not much was said about the cost.
Like everyone else, I just excepted it…until one day I was sitting at a stoplight, and I was the first car to make a left turn, and I was just waiting for the light… and FLASH!…right in my face.
Someone had just decided to take my picture. For no reason at all.
This has happened too many times, and I started noticing how often the camera’s were going off, when other cars were stopped. So, sometimes I drive with the sun flap down just to hide half my face. Having my picture taken like I was some sort of criminal really gets me…I would say angry, but pissed off is a better way of putting it.
When I told my husband that I thought they were taking pictures, he thought I was crazy.
BUT…..
Today, I heard a Missouri Senator on the DANA Show (See video) say that he had just found out, that they have been taking face recognition pictures and storing the pictures in a big data base, and by law, in Missouri, they cannot do that. It’s against the law. The Senators were lied to.
In fact, when you go to get your driver license, they are supposed to erase all information, but Sen. Schaefer had found out that they were storing all the data from the license bureaus and erasing none of it.
This republican Senator has introduced a bill to try to stop this face recognition technology, but our Governor…who IS a democrat, has to have known all along that all this information was being gathered and stored. Of course, like all the other liberals, he will say he didn’t know..and keep on doing it. The truth seems to be, that states have no rights in this matter. The FBI just got a billion dollars for the face recognition program.
State and local officials are increasingly granting the federal government access to their registry of motor vehicles databases and, thanks to a FBI program announced to the public in August 2012, deploying their own powerful face recognition tools. Zooming out to the bigger picture we find the mother of all biometrics programs, the FBI’s Next Generation Identification (NGI) — the biometrics databank to beat all biometrics databanks. It will contain fingerprints, iris scans, face recognition ready photographs, palm prints, DNA and innumerable other biometric data points on tens if not hundreds of millions of people, both US citizens and foreigners.
And that’s not all: Now, the President is giving the FBI full reign to look at everyone financial records.
(Reuters) – The Obama administration is drawing up plans to give all U.S. spy agencies full access to a massive database that contains financial data on American citizens and others who bank in the country, according to a Treasury Department document seen by Reuters.
Once again, we are told it to look for criminals.
We need more Senators to stand up to this.
The Senator suggested we contact our congressmen and complain. It seems to me, it’s up to our “representatives” to take care of this. Anyway what can we do? We didn’t break the law. But data is being gathered and for what reason, I can only guess at.
Nobody Wins when we live in a “guilty until proven innocent” Orwellian society
But that’s exactly what they are building.
Nobody Wonders About John McCain and Linsey Graham
Nobody Wonders
Paul Rand did a good job yesterday filibustering on the Senate floor to make the point— that the fact that the President can use drones on American soil to kill just anybody he wants to, without permission from anyone, is unconstitutional and he is dead right. I didn’t see it, but by all accounts it was wonderful. 
So today Nobody Wonders why the whole Senate was not there giving him support…but instead, having dinner with the President?
Old guard Republicans were having dinner with the President. Let that sink in.
Nobody Also Wonders if George W. Bush would be supporting drone attacks on people here on our soil. Would he agree with the old Rhino’s? You bet he would.
Today, the established RHINO’s John McCain and Lindsey Graham have come out to ostracized Paul Rand for pulling such a stunt. They treated him as if he were a mere frat boy pulling a prank.
“The country needs more senators who care about liberty, but if Mr. Paul wants to be taken seriously he needs to do more than pull political stunts that fire up impressionable libertarian kids in their college dorms. He needs to know what he’s talking about,” said Mr. McCain, Republicans’ presidential nominee in 2008.
Mr. Graham said asking whether the president has the power to kill Americans here at home is a ludicrous question. “I do not believe that question deserves an answer,” Mr. Graham said.
Well gee…now we’re not even allowed to question. (Oh…term limits…term limits…term limits…term limits….)
And while the Rhino’s in the Senate are busy attacking the last lone guard to the Constitution, today we get the spiffy message that Dennis Rodman just made little Kim Jung Um madder. He is just dying to use his nukes:
“North Korea threatened to launch a preemptive nuclear strike on its “aggressors,” including the U.S., ahead of a United Nations vote on tougher sanctions against the totalitarian state for last month’s atomic A foreign ministry spokesman said: “Since the United States is about to ignite a nuclear war, we will be exercising our right to pre-emptive nuclear attack against the headquarters of the aggressor in order to protect our supreme interest.”
Nobody Wonders how Senators can be so angry at a true patriotic Senator trying to hold back the tyrannical erosion of American liberties, and yet— be so silent about a man who has said he is going to nuke us?
And is the reason they are so bent on having killer drones over America is because they (Being the Rhino’s and the democrats who seem to be now one party) decided long ago to let millions of Mexicans flood the country to “fix our old-age population problem” thereby deciding the risk was worth the cost of letting in dangerous citizens from other countries with nuclear weapons?
Nobody Wonders every single day….if they are already here?
Or do they just want the power to rule as tyrants? And once again, Obama stays silent on a country with nukes threatening every single day to use them. Instead, he is planning another vacation.
Obama is the enemy we know. But John McCain is turning out to be a traitor. Maybe all those years in prison turned John into a sympathizer with his prison guards…a sympathizer with communism..
John McCain is starting to look like Jane Fonda…all he needs…is a boob job.
Presidential Slam-Dunk.
Nobody Cares
SO…Did anybody doubt that Obama was going to get his wishes on the “sequester”?
Imagine…a basketball game between Obama and the GOP…
“There he goes, Obama is running down the court—he passes the ball to No. 69, Napolitano as she lets out thousands of Illegal’s to flood the court—the sequester is going beautifully—man look at her go—wait—here comes John Boehner, No. 00 is rushing inside—she passes the ball to Biden, N. 66. What do you think Mark…have you ever seen such teamwork”
“No Bob…this is a game for the record books, they are absolutely slaughtering the GOP’s I don’t know what happened to that team, but they all have that “deer in the headlights” look.”
“Wait…look, there’s Jack Nickelson sitting in his usual spot on the side front row seats…and who’s the babe sitting next to him? Why..It’s Michelle Obama! Gee, kids become President and you will get all the babes…”
“Wow—look at that—Joe throws a shotgun down the court to Dennis Rodman. Rodman is looking good today in that little tutu, I don’t know HOW he plays in that but it seems to give him confidence—wait—he fakes a throw and BACK to Obama who turns, spins and throws back to Rodham and Dennis jumps and slam-dunks it into the basket!
Score for Obama’s team!
Okay, if life were a basketball game, we could go home, after the game…but it’s not…and Obama’s game of destroying America never stops.
While he continues to demolish the country, and the GOP, he is entrenching himself as the only superstar on the court.
Nobody finds it a coincidence that Obama sent a gay basketball player over to charm Kim Jong Um in North Korea to get him to stop doing nuclear tests. It’s Obama’s “talk softly and carry a big basketball” approach of foreign policy.
Oh..that should work:
Ending his bizarre trip to North Korea, US basketball star Dennis Rodman called its leader an “awesome guy” and said Kim Jong Un’s father and grandfather were “great leaders”.
Un. “Guess what, I love him. The guy’s really awesome.”
Yesterday Rodman told Kim Jong-Un he has ‘friend for life’, in front of a crowd of thousands during his improbable journey to Pyongyang.
Nobody finds that really endearing. They are meant for each other. In the meantime, over here. OUR Kim Jong-Un, who claimed he wasn’t a dictator is basically telling the Supreme Court to overturn the voters in one state and make Gay marriage legal..everywhere.
Obama is asked about his administration’s decision to file an amicus brief in the same-sex marriage case now before the Supreme Court. The president’s brief opposes California’s Prop. 8, which outlaws same-sex marriage.
The president is conducting a conversation about the legal mechanisms for making same-sex marriage the law of the land. It’s a very insinuated take on the role of the president versus the role of the court.
We didn’t want Obamacare…too bad. Slam dunk
We didn’t want amnesty for illegal’s…too bad. Slam dunk
We didn’t want open gays in the military….too bad. Slam dunk
We didn’t want women sent to the front lines…too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want gay marriage…too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want higher taxes…too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want whites to be punished for being whites, and a country divided as it hasn’t been since the Civil War……too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want to send guns to drug lords and jihadists…too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want death panels…too bad. Slam dunk.
Soon we will be saying we didn’t want our guns taken away…too bad. Slam dunk
We didn’t want dangerous prisoners to be released to our streets….too bad. Slam dunk.
We don’t want our babies to be put into state run nanny school…too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want Obama to be President for another four years…and a President who gives himself the lone power to kill anyone he wants whenever he wants in secrecy….too bad. Slam dunk.
We didn’t want camera’s on every street and drones over every city…too bad. Slam Dunk.
Nobody Cares that the game never seems to end. but Woodward is right: We have a madman on the court…
When a “President” sends a gay basketball player to deal with a madman threatening to destroy us with nukes, you could say..the game is almost over.
What will Kim Jong Un send Obama in return?
Nobody Cares. Obama is too busy slamming us all.
Canada Sends a Dire Warning to Americans….
Nobody Reports
In a few hours, we are going to see the biggest show put on by the Democrats of the need for gun registration, that has ever happened in our history. Obama will bluntly lie, and say that he believes in the right for everyone to be able to protect themselves.
BUT…I hope you watch this warning from our good neighbors, the Canadians. They want you to register your gun, so they can come and collect them in the near future.
Today, Obama just met with his state propaganda machines, so he can be sure they give just the right spin to how great this “gun” control speech will change America and make us all safer:
President Barack Obama had lunch today with members of the press. But we likely won’t find out what was discussed: The entire luncheon was off the record.
“The anchors of all three broadcast evening newscasts — NBC’s Brian Williams, ABC’s Diane Sawyer and CBS’s Scott Pelley — will be in attendance,” Huffington Post reported today.
Former aides to Democratic politicians who are now working as journalists were scheduled to be in attendance, too. “Some cable hosts will also be on hand, including MSNBC’s Chris Matthews. George Stephanopoulos, co-host of ABC’s ‘Good Morning America,’ is attending.”
The lunch is an annual affair. “The annual lunch, which is off-the-record, allows the president to frame his upcoming speech before influential figures in TV news, all of whom will be leading or part of their networks’ coverage later on.
And as we watch a nut-case liberal right now…on the news, shooting up anyone who comes near…all the news anchors are making him out to be extra evil because he is TRYING to kill police.
We can’t help but wonder just how propitiously this will play into Obama’s hands to disarm the nation.
Obama has put the old on death panels…now he will put us all in danger.
He is already out with grand words of “decade of war” …the man is an abomination…
God help us all..I don’t even have to listen to the speech…already his minions are out in droves pushing his tyranical agenda’s…
Nobody hopes the American people rise up in sheer outrage and shout at anyone who is near. “You can NOT have my gun. It’s my American right given to me by all the men that died for this right. And YOU cannot have it.”
We must stand now. NOW.
Nobody Flashes: The History of North Korea and the Democrats
Nobody Flashes
North Korea just released this video in where they dream of nuking New York. In the background is the music of Michael Jackson– “We Are the World.” Nobody asks herself —is the reason they want to nuke New York is because Steven Spielberg lives in California? Why hit the same place twice? Isn’t Micheal Bloomberg doing enough damage as it is?
And oh my goodness…’President’ Obama today…all of a sudden, seems a bit worried about the “sequester” coming up in March, which will decimate our military down to the point that even people with the video capabilities of a six-year-old can fire some missiles at us, and have a decent chance of succeeding.
You know, it’s got to be tough. Here’s a President that is trying to bring troops home from around the world, in order to put them to work as his own private HomeLand Security army, and some little dweeb over in North Korea is making him look silly.
And you might say: Come on Joyanna…how can a country that can’t even make a simple video actually launch a missile to hit New York? (And once again…why is it always New York?)
Well…once upon a time…Bill Clinton sent over his favorite plutonium giver Sandy Berger, and Sandy supplied North Korea with enough uranium to make their own bombs, which they did. Of course, Clinton said later that, “They lied, they told me they needed it for peaceful means.”

And just recently, Google CEO, Eric Schmidt, went over to North Korea with Sandy Berger, and…you have to wonder what else was given to them? Have you noticed that Bill Clinton and Sandy Berger are the only two politicians that love to visit North Korea? Have you also noticed that every time a democrat comes back from visits to countries that don’t like us, they want to kill us even more? 
Democrats. Arming the world…with the help of Michael Jackson. In the meantime, who are all the democrats screaming about as the ones that have to be destroyed forever more?
The Tea Party.
And that’s because the Tea Party KNOWS where the real enemy lies, and it’s not in New York.
Is it Captain Queeg, or is it Memorex? Take Nobody’s Test
Nobody’s Opinion
Last week, two of my readers sent me the same article to read, written by an Australian named Hal G.P. Colebatch in the American Spectator. It was called–His Queeg Moment. The author insinuated in the article that Obama was just…well, incompetent, much ike Captain Queeg in the famous book, The Caine Mutiny.
What to make of this? I feel like the teacher who is reading her students papers and wondering…”What did I do wrong here?” LOL! So, perhaps, it is time for a test. No cheating. Those who fail the test will receive a, “Queeg was just a stupid Captain– Obama is a Marxist.” bumper sticker.
So…to the test: In the honor of Art Bushwalk, let’s go—
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1. The Democratic Party under Obama is the party of (a) honesty (b) a balanced budget (c) small government (d) fiscal responsibility (e) Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mao, Stalin, Marx, Lenin, and Bill Ayers.
2. Obama in his first term made mandates for (a) Universal Health Care (b) gay rights (c) women’s rights (d) Union rights (f) black rights to beat up whites without repercussions (g) rights for Muslims (h) rights for Michelle to control what everybody eats (i) rights for the Vice President to remain an idiot (j) A President’s right to take million dollar vacations every month.
3. Are Obama’s mentors and friends insane, or like Queeg, just incompetent? (a) Bill Ayers (Insane or incompetent? (b) Leon Penatta (Insane or Incompetent?) (c) Colin Powell (Insane or incompetent?) (d) Reverend Wright (insane or incompetent?) (e) Jeffery Immelt (Insane or incompetent?) (f) Hillary Clinton (Insane or incompetent?) (g) Karl Marx (Insane or incompetent? )
4. To make our country strong again we must (a) strengthen our military (b) protect our borders (c) cut waste and fraud out of all government agencies (d) get rid of all government unions (e) get tough with China (f) pass term limits (g) give Obama two more terms.
5. Obama wants America to (a) trust him (b) believe he is the savior of the world (c) make him President for life (d) build him a new Oval Office (e) give him all their guns (f) stop hurting each other playing football (g) make Beyoncé his new personal advisor.
6. Obama’s promises would cost the country (a) 2 trillion (b) ten trillion (c) 100 trillion . (d) 2,459 trillion if they give him the power to raise it himself.
7. The reason Mitt Romney lost the election was (a) he tried to kill the family dog. (b) he tried to kill a lady who had cancer (c) he beat Obama too badly in the first debate (d) he made his money all by himself. (e) Clint Eastwood made fun of a chair and was not nominated to run on the ticket as VP.
8. The Republican Party lost because (a) most people thought John McCain was running again (b) Obama had more rappers campaigning for him. (c) Obama had more foreign money coming in (d) Republican voters couldn’t figure out how to work the voting machines, and just couldn’t get to the polls so they were disenfranchised (e) Republicans don’t know how to work computers (f) they don’t own buses (g) Rahm Emanuel threatened to cut off the middle finger of Chris Christie.
9. Only one of these people were mentioned at Obama’s inaugural address: Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mahatma Gandhi, George W. Bush, Winston Churchill, Tom Edison or Barney…which one?
10. The whole middle East has fallen to Muslim Brotherhood during Obama’s last four years because of (a) Facebook (b) too many hot people, not enough air-conditioning (c) American gay military men on their borders (d) right-wing conspiracies (e) Eric Holder’s fast and furious guns were sold to al Quada without specific instructions leaving them no other alternative but to throw rocks (f) Obama’s first speech at the beginning of his Presidency promised all Muslims who came unto him, 99 virgins, and a lifetime admission to Las Vegas, and they are really trying hard to get there. 
11. In his next four years Obama plans to (a) outlaw football because he doesn’t know any better (b) dismantle all American’s nuclear capability because he thinks it only fair to Putin (c) give every minority in the country more food stamps and a decent house, car, cell phone, and a chance to ride on Air Force One because he thinks it’s only fair (d) kiss Joe Biden on the lips to show he supports gays (e) Take over Africa, and build himself a mansion in his hometown of Kenya (f) sell as much as America as he can to the highest bidder (g) demand that Islam is taught in all our schools (h) change his current course of economic ignorance which is destroying the country, and go back to Harvard to get a degree in economics while sacrificing two years of golf time to do so.
The final question on your test is to write an essay as to the differences between a Captain of a ship who got scared in a storm, to an American President who had every intention of destroying the Unites States as it is, because he was trained by Marxists to do just that.
Also, explain why New Orleans had a blackout in the middle of the Superbowl: Was it (a) The Superdome was put back together after Katrina by the lowest HUD bidder (b) The Mayor of New Orleans forgot to pay the electrical bill (c) The Ghost of Captain Qeeeg decided to make an appearance during halftime (d) Beyoncé’s show blew more fuses than China had on backup (e) Obama was at the game, and somehow when Beyonce flicked her hip, he winced, and the flies on his face were thrown off, only to land on a nearby squirrel, which jumped on an electrical line, and fried, .and caused the lights to go out.
Extra points will be given if you can explain why we need drones in American cities.
You have…ten minutes.
Professor of Nobody U.
Nobody’s Perfect: 5-Year-Old Bubble Terrorist VS Texas Bank Manager
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have a little girl who threatened the security of the United States by saying she was going to shoot a fellow classmate…with bubbles. There is talk of Gitmo.
A 5-year-old Pennsylvania girl who told another girl she was going to shoot her with a pink Hello Kitty toy gun that blows soapy bubbles has been suspended from kindergarten. The next day, the girls involved were ‘interrogated’ by school officials. By the time the girl was done speaking to administrators about the incident, she was crying. A teacher called out the girl in front of her class and told her police may get involved.
Her family has hired an attorney to fight the punishment, which initially was 10 days for issuing a ‘terroristic threat.’ But her punishment was reduced to two days after her mother met with school officials and had the incident dropped to ‘threatening to harm another student,’ which apparently carries a lesser punishment.
Bubbles are now…a terroist threat? Who knew? Can I still take a bubble bath without the FBI knocking down my door?
Good thing they caught that girl in time. Nobody can even imagine what might have happened if she had actually SHOT that other girl…with a deadly bubble. Looking dirty is in style now. The soap on her skin would have been too much for anyone to witness.
On the other hand, a bank in Texas keeps getting robbed by “Yankees” and the bank manager has put a sign on his door saying, that he allows everyone who is legally carrying a gun, to COME ON IN and help out catching those Yankees that are robbing his bank. Not since Jesse James has a bank manager taken such force.
The South has not died.
The ‘President’ is not too happy about this as you can imagine.
So…who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
Why…The University of Tennessee Marching Band, OF COURSE!
They were the last band to march before the President at his inauguration today, and somehow, after hours of waiting in the cold, they manage to insult the President by playing his least favorite song:
Oh Shenandoah…we long to see you…away…you rolling rivier…
Nobody is sure that they will be attacked, with drones shooting bubbles, as soon as the President can give that order.
You cannot insult the President.
Nobody Suggests we all stock up on those deadly Bubble Guns right away, before Obama bans them. I might even take a trip down to Texas and help that bank manager out with those “Yankees.” In fact…the Bubble gang is already on the way…









