Joyanna Adams

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Would YOU River Dance to the Caucuses?

Nobody’s Happy St. Patty’s Day Message.

After you have read Angela’s Ashes, and wondered why when the Irish ran out of potatoes, they didn’t just go catch some fish— when you see this dance you know why they starved. Obviously, the Irish don’t like to move very far when they walk. In fact, they prefer to take steps in one spot, so as to be near the closest keg of beer.

How did the Irish come up with this dance? Where the bars so small that no one dared to dance out of their little space, least they find themselves outside in the mud?

Whatever the reason, it’s fun to watch…and it also gave me a good idea. If we demanded that every welfare recipient under the age of 45 had to perform a RIVER DANCE every time they applied for their check, we’d have a lot of very slim welfare recipients in Mississippi, the fattest state in the union. Michelle is going about this weight loss thing the wrong way. Make all the kids in grade school learn to River Dance.

An hour of this, and we’d have a bunch of skinny kids. They could then go home and eat whatever they wanted–whole bags of potato chips.

Look. There is not one fat person in that line.

Having said that…St. Patty’s Day in St. Louis IS the biggest celebration here in town. No one here can afford to get drunk on New Year’s Eve anymore. The expensive hotel packages cost too much. But on St. Patty’s day, everyone goes downtown, watches the parade, and gets as drunk on less than thirty dollars.

AND SO…I ask you–Was this a good day for the Republicans to have their caucuses in Missouri? The parade starts at 10am. So do the caususes. So when the working man gets up in the morning does he go..”Hey…I’ve worked all week…let’s to sit in to the caucuses for 3 hours and get our country back!” (Somebody in the Romney camp thought of this one, since Santorum won the vote.)

OR…does he get up and say, “It’s St. Patty’s DAY…ALL my friends are going downtown! Green BEER! Let’s go! “

No, republicans are not as smart as democrats…because the democrats are staging Wall Street Protests all over the US today, the one day everyone goes downtown to drink. It’s the only day they feel SAFE going downtown. The protesters will have a big audience, and most of those people will be…stumbling. There will be many fist fights not reported, because it’s our right to fight on St. Patty’s day! Right?

The Irish people came to America in droves…and they got on the police forces, and built New York, and gave us the Kennedy’s…..and,  I’m not so sure what to say about that, but–it’s a day to be happy. I’m happy. People need to drink green beer if it makes them happy I say.

Personally, I like this videos because of the drumming in the beginning. You might like the redhead…which may I add, is an endangered spices. So, have a Happy St. Patty’s day! And go ahead…try to River Dance.

Nobody is going to laugh if you do

March 17, 2012 Posted by | humor | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

The Chicago Obamacrats…

Nobody Wonders’

Michelle Obama and the Obamamites were just taking their 16th vacation in Aspen,  (wonder how many people had to get OFF the hill) tired from all the sun in fun in Hawaii…but somehow made it home to hear their Daddy sing: “Sweet Home Chicago” which obviously is where Obama is going back. But not before he throws himself a few more big parties.

Nobody Thinks since Paul McCartney was such a big hit at the Grammy’s they had to give Mick Jagger some prime time of his own.

Although Obama didn’t hit those notes quite right…he sures knows how to make himself flash…notice how he left the stage like a true rock star,..just like James Brown. That was rehearsed. Trust me on that.

Tonight is another Republican debate, so Obama has come out and claimed the economic issue today by giving “corporations” a tax break. Of course, it’s not if you read the fine print.

BUT…on CNN all day was the talking point..

“All the republicans want to do is focus on religion and contraception, when we should be paying attention to the economy!”

Really?  THEY introduced the subject in the first place with George Stephanopoulos bringing up the absurd notion that Republicans wanted to get rid of contraceptives while he was interviewing Mitt Romney. They must think the American people have attention spans of gerbils.

One thing for sure, we should all be singing the blues witnessing the devastation being done to our country by our Chicago thug in Chief: Barack Capone.

Having said that…Nobody Thinks Williams Shatner, at 81, looks better than both Paul and Mick.

 

February 22, 2012 Posted by | corruption, Michelle Obama, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Notices

Nobody’s Notes

Lots of notes this week: While Greece’s revolution is going on before our eyes, Obama is setting up his strategy for re-election. When asked on 60 Minutes if he should be elected to a second term he said.”I deserve another term.” Hmmmm. Deserves? How so? Nevertheless he is not reelected
than all the white people in America did not reelect him simply because he is black. Because he is black…every single democrat will be crying out about how raciest the country is: and if he is defeated, the blacks will be encouraged to riot in the streets.

I don’t want him reelected because he a white Marxist dictator.  

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Okay…NOW it all becomes clear. When Chelsea Clinton went to Stanford to study international finance, we all thought…’HUH?” And when the great Hillary Clinton and the Clinton machine lost to Barack Obama, we all thought “HUH?” And now we know Hillary’s goal is to hold the purse strings of the world. Whoever gives out the money, rules. Hillary and Bill somehow will manage to put themselves as leaders of the world who  control the global purse strings..and it will be Hillary (and her daughter) who decides who gets what. The Presdency, in comparison in the New World Government Bank President, will have less power, Barney Frank has held purse strings to Congress and look how well that turned out. Think of what Hillary would do.

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Here’s what no one has asked about the pipeline to Texas. The left think the pipeline is a danger…taking all that oil thousands of miles to the refinery’s in Texas. So, why don’t we just build a refinery in say..Montana? Everyone could get jobs, and it would save the Eco- nuts from having a heart attack. WHY does it have through pipes all the way to Texas? Why?

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Al Gore would like to have you believe that it’s your greedy lifestyle that is destroying the earth, but in the middle of Africa, the volcano Nyiragongo, has a lava lake that emits around 7,000 tons of sulfur dioxide a day… the chief element in acid rain. This is more than the total from every car and factory in the United  States. Nobody should pay a carbon tax for a volcano.

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The latest argument about the Republicans getting upset about the lst amendement is silly. If I were the Republicans, I’d refrain the argument and take religion out of it: (because the dems will make it about religion, which it is…but you know that.) Make it an economic Issue. We are trillions in debt.

We don’t need to be paying for every Jane, Jan, and Susi’s birth control pills. We need to be cutting the budget not adding more into it.

Want to hear an absurd statement? In Time Magazines “Man of the Year” issue, in an article called “The Protester” Kurt Anderson said this:

“To me the mainstream Islamist parties in Egypt and Tunisia don’t appear much more fanatically religious than say, Pat Robertson esque Evangelicals in the U.S., and unlike the Republican hardliners they sound committed to a national consensus that includes secular liberals.”

Oh joy! The Muslims who believe that atheists are okay, but all gays, women, Jews, Christians, and pigs should be put in their proper places —welcome the liberals with open arms!

So, Kurt is really happy that religious groups of men like to only party with other males, where women can be stoned, or raped if they are Christian (yes this happened at the protests)  and hands can be cut off, and gays are not allowed, but stoned to death–he wants to be a part of that goup.

You’re kidding me..the most harm an evangelical can do to you is tell you that Jesus loves you.

I think Kurt should hurry over there.

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Nobody was listening to Chris Matthews the other day, andafter some kind of liberal powwow about what to do about our problems,  one of the liberal pundits said the solution was, ” We need to reduce the population.”

You should have seen all those liberals  look at the guy like, “You not suppose to admit that on the air.” Good thing nobody watches Chris Matthews….

Since the Liberals believe that it’s too many people on the planet–I suggest all liberal men get vasectomies and then all the people with brains will keep reproducing thereby putting some good DNA back into the gene pool. We need to get on with some Obama flyers…

SAVE THE WORLD! CHANGE THE WORLD! IF You Love Obama… GET A VASECTOMY, and you can have HAVE SEX FOREVER with anyone!

Nobody thinks the liberals would buy it.

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You know, they made a big deal about the vendor in Tunisia being shut down when he was trying to sell fruit, but they say nothing here when young kids get shut down in America for selling lemonade.

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A sitting President has an unfair advantage over his opponents.  Obama is using the taxpayers money like never before to campaign.  He has such an unfair advantage..he can put his face on TV any time, at all. The conservatives have to wait till the debase. Even the most insidious leader would prosper from this. And yet..(in the words of Dave Barry) the United Nations does nothing.

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Ending on a high note: I’m glad Sir Paul McCartney has finally settled down, and decided to give up “cannabis” If one thing good came out his second marriage and divorce, was a child that she insisted not be around a stoned father.

February 16, 2012 Posted by | Police | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Planned Parenthood: Teaching Your Kids to be Sluts

Nobody Reports

Glenn Beck always has some interesting video’s. I found this one to be disturbing. Planned Parenthood is using our tax dollars to do some rather insane things to our kids, all in the name of education. The video has some blatant graphics, but hey…if your kids are seeing this…so should you.

I won’t say Enjoy…because it just made me mad. But, you as a taxpayer, should see why we have so many single young mothers…

Nobody Thinks Valentine’s day is as good a day as any to post this.

February 14, 2012 Posted by | corruption, criminals, democrats | , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Law Student Suggest American Divorce

Nobody Gets Email

I just got this one today, and it reminded me of my dear mother who before she died in 2001, she thought that the liberals should take Los Angeles, and New York, and leave the rest of the country to the Americans. “We’d have the bread basket.”  Get out of the union, and let the liberals go be by themselves. …This man, has the same idea…my mother would have loved this.

Enjoy..

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Subject America?

Divorce Agreement written by young college student.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters et all: We have stuck together since the 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

—We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell. You are however responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three.

We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.—You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We’ll keep our SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine” , “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, or “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are The World.”

We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. –Since it so often offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Liberal Flag

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberals and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I bet you answer which one of us will need help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American.

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin and Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi Jane) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

February 11, 2012 Posted by | Constitution, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Allen West–Visions of the Smart Rabbit–Attack!

Nobody Reports:

Here’s a man they are REALLY scared of. A black conservative: Rep. Allen West: A man with more brains than Obama. A man who rouses the masses with truth, justice, and the American way, and oh boy, is he getting hit with attacks….not only from Bob Beckel, who acted like Allen West said he wanted to boil the President in oil, but all the liberals who are spinning his great words into some kind of mass hysteria.

They are all saying “Nobody feels like this man in America?”

Gee…what planet are they on?

But, it’s not only the democrats that are attacking this great man, so are the RHINOS in the republican party. They have a plan to redistribute his district in order to ger rid of him.

There’s still time, Mr. West, for you go get in the race. You were the “first” black President we were all waiting for. The other guy, is all that you said…in fact, Nobody thought you could have said much more. Even though you did not mean that Obama, Pelosi, and Reid should leave the United States…we can think of nothing more appropriate for them, being the socialists that they are.

Allen has walked off the liberal black plantation, and more are going to follow. We have a some pretty great conservative black voices:Cain, Sowell, Williams to name just a few.  And we are going to see more.  Imagine how scared the democrats are about this: the more black conservatives we see, the more power they lose, and the greater chance we have of getting our freedoms back.

So, here’s a mind trick that we can use to buffer those insane attacks by the liberal democrats who claim Allen is a loser.

Imagining is everything. Imagine…the rabbit is the tea party, patriotic, freedom loving, America…taking control of those liberal sheep. Look how scared those sheep are of that little rabbit.

If we all just think of them as sheep (which they are) we can hurdle them! If they are so scared of Allen, think how petrified they’d be if the American people start talking like this?

Enjoy!

January 31, 2012 Posted by | political races, Uncategorized | , , , , | 2 Comments

Margaret Thatcher and the Fog of Davos

Nobody’s Opinion:

There was a terrible car accident on Florida’s highway 95 this weekend. Nine people were killed because of fog. In fact, there was so much fog that the ambulance and police had trouble finding the wounded once they got to the scene. That’s pretty much sums up the state of the world right now. If you watch the news, it looks like most of the people in the world are in a fog: mentally, spiritually, and economically.

Riots, riots, riots, and more riots.  

Everyone is realizing what exactly has happened, and is going to happen, and the masses are enraged. The wonderful globalization plans put in place by the top leaders of the world has lead to a plutocratic elite whose secret and not-so-secret meetings have been used to steal untold trillions from the citizens below and they have used that money to further engineer the designing of the planet for mostly their benefit.
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This isn’t a wacko conspiracy..it’s right there in front of us—but keeping us all in the fog about it has been one of reasons why we all feel so lost. We THINK we see an evil shape in the road ahead, but it’s too foggy to figure it out.
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As you can see from the words of Margaret Thatcher, this consolidation of a few unelected elite at the top controlling the money and therefore the lives of the global populations has been gaining momentum for quite some time now. Today, England is trying to keep it’s sovereignty, from the unelected elite in the EU, and it’s a hard fight.

Last week in Davos, Switzerland (What a better place for the rich to feel safe…hidden high in the mountains.) where the elite meet openly each year… Klaus Schwab said he remained a deep believer in free markets but that capitalism is out of whack and needs to be fixed “to serve society.”

It’s the “needs to be fixed” that bothers me. There was nothing wrong with capitalism in the first place. Transferring trillions of dollars from the taxpayers of the United States to bail out banks all over the world is hardly what anyone would call “capitalism.” But that’s not the point is it? From 2002 to 2007, 65 percent of all income growth in the United States went to the top 1 percent of the population. No matter how you want to slice that…the rich are doing fine after the great “recession” the rest of us, are not.

I know. I know…you might say..Joyanna, Obama is using class warfare to justify his socialistic ways. And that’s certainly true. But Obama lies. If he really believed what he was saying, that we should take more from the rich…he would have NEVER bailed them out in the first place, making the poor people of the Unites States pay for all those big ‘evil’ companies and banks. He believes in redistribution alright..he redistributed all our money to the rich. And so did George W. Bush.

What if Obama is not different than a Romney, or a Newt, or even a Rick Santorin? What if, the network of the rich elites are all tied together? According Chrystia Freeland, in her article in the Atlantic, (Jan. 20111) “The New Ruling Class, How the Global Elite is Leaving You Behind”..that’s exactly the case.

According to her, (And she should know, she hangs out with them.)  they go to the same hotels, fly private jets, and they all have many homes in many countries. And they stick together. They do not have, nor do they care to have, any affiliation with any one nation. It’s a borderless world, but to the few hundred elite, it’s a small one.

As we watch Romney battle Newt in Florida, we take note: Now that corporations can run attacks ads on Presidential candidates and whoever has the most companies with the most money in their pockets, gets the permission to pass GO. Their payback is big. GE—who gave millions to Obama’s election, paid no taxes last year on their $14 billion dollar profit. Jeffery has hotels on Boardwalk. GE will try hard to get Obama elected again. It’s the least they can do for their shareholders, right? It’s the same with all the green energy plants that Obama gave billions to. They gave to him first.

So, do we still have a government that represents us? Here’s why you can be sure, whoever gets elected will always put the elites who gave them money, before YOU.

The proof is right before our eyes: When a man like John Corzine misplaces $60 billion dollars of other people’s money, and no one even arrests him, what does that tell you?

A. They are all stupid B. They just like the guy. C. He personally handles their stock portfolios. D. The corruption in Washington is all pervasive. E. He’s one of them. F. All of the above.

Not one person in Congress was even outraged. They gave him a “mock” scolding and he was let go.

Here’s more proof of this elite plutocracy, composed of our top politicians and multinational CEO’s:

Obama puts a woman on the Supreme Court who will be the deciding vote in keeping the unconstitutional Obama health care law of the land. The law says, since Sonia Sotomayor helped get the law  passed, she should excuse herself from the process, because she shouldn’t be allowed to judge that which she help create: But Justic Roberts, the head of the Supreme Court, a George W. Bush appointee says: No. She’s okay.

NO? The Supreme Court does not even obey its own laws?

And how about that big difference between the parties? They are blending together like sugar in molasses.

We see Chris Christie, the ‘conservative’ New Jersey Governor who was Ann Coulter’s vision of a political Elvis; joining the Wall Street guy Mitt, and wanting to pass the tax and trade bills. More jobs will be killed. More money will go to the top. More small businesses will fold. And that’s the point. It’s the plan. All new patents must be owned by the multinationals. Entrepreneurship by the individual will be destroyed. That’s not capitalism, that’s fascism…our government is helping them.
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Now as we find out that our Congress has been getting rich off of insider trading, oops, do they get punished for that crime? Nope. (I don’t care if they ‘let’ themselves get by with it, it’s still a crime.)   

Obama wants to pass a law. Not that it will matter. Our elite politicians can break any law, and go unpunished. They don’t even have to pay taxes…or go by Obamacare.

They are a rich elite class. They fly on our dime, wine on our dime, and don’t care.

Three analysts at Citigroup said that “The World is divided into two blocs, the Plutonomy and the rest.” Alan Greespan said that the growth in economic inequality is a national crisis. Occupy Wall Street is in every city now, and the elites at Davos are worried. This was their conclusion:
They have no answers to the widening inequality gap, but a mounting realization that economic growth must include the poor, that job creation is critical, and that affordable food, housing, health care and education need to be part of any solution. –AP

Nobody Says: Nice press release.

Frankly, I don’t think they are worried at all. One of the CEO of the world’s largest hedge funds said that his investment committee often discusses the question of who wins and who loses and his senior colleagues had said that the hollowing out of the middle class didn’t really matter.

“His opinion was that if the transformation of the world economy lifts four people in China and India out of poverty and into the middle class, and meanwhile means one America drops out of the middle class, that’s not such a bad trade.”

Here in the U.S., we have lived so very long in the richest and freest nation on the planet, that we can’t imagine our country not recovering from the spiral we see ahead of us. The rich are getting scared, and to hide their riches from the “people” and governments that wish to tax their riches, they now put all their wealth in philanthrocapitalistic foundations, where no one can touch it. They live in guarded communities, on yachts, and planes.

It’s not that the rich are getting rich that bothers most people: it’s that they are taking over our lives, and affecting the future of the planet. It doesn’t matter how many Global initiatives or Linda and Bill Gates foundations are formed. They can’t feed us all. And that’s why many of them just want us all to die off. Obamacare will help that along. 
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But here’s the good news: The slave trade didn’t last forever….and neither will the global plutocrats. After the fog lifts, and the damage is seen, good people, like Margaret Thatcher will come about.

You can’t keep the whole world in a fog forever. There are many lights ahead. We just have to find them.

January 30, 2012 Posted by | Global Government, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Dung Beetles VS Donkey Semen

Nobody’s Notes

This was a strange week, wasn’t it? It was like we were all forced to drink a full glass of donkey semen chased down with a shot of urine. I would have NEVER thought of that vision, if the TV. program, The Fear Factor, didn’t make it one of its challenges for its contestants. Nobody is going to use it for good measure. So, in honor of the fine minds at The Fear Factor, mental visions will be used to sum up the more absurd events from the past week.

Donkey Semen: Everyone this week was out to pour donkey semen down the throat of Newt Gingrich. He has been so stuffed with the stuff, its foaming out of his mouth. A big spurt came from Bob Dole the OTHER great Republican Presidential loser, who basically just complained about Newt carrying ice buckets around the capital instead of the usual Washington shit, and nobody knew why.  His big ethics crime? He took the college course he taught, off on his taxes, something every poor taxpayer in the United States would find reasonable.

glass of donkey semen

Compare that to Nancy Pelosi’s (the last house speaker) vast stock market gains and her personal manipulations of her office, to give herself billions of stock dividends with her power as Speaker, and Newt looks like a little boy stealing a piece of bubble gum, next a woman who just stole the state of Montana. We have MOUNTAINS of donkey semen floating down that woman. (Okay, do NOT picture that.)

And speaking of mountains…

Today,  a rich man of Davos, admitted: They are calling Mitt Romney:  “The Bartender.” Mitt will pretty much serve up anything you want, they said, and none of them are planning on losing any of their stock dividends: Mitt is the rich man with the Fannie and Freddie stock they hope gets elected: and speaking of rich men with stocks…

Glass of Urine: Everyone who has a car, wondered why in the WORLD would our President veto a harmless gas line from Canada? We were told, it was to please the environmentalists, who worry about what it will do to their moose, not to mention their green stocks, only to find out, that all those visits to the White House by Warren Buffet weren’t because two rich guys wanted to talk about how much they enjoy cheeseburgers.

It seems Obama and Warren struck a deal. Warren will use his trains to ship the gas from Canada, which of course will raise the price of gas by at least 30 cents a gallon as opposed to 5 cents from the pipeline, which will make him richer than Bill Gates, if only Obama would stop it.

So…he did. (Okay, you tell me what happened.)

To seal this deal, Buffet got his $200,000 dollar a year secretary to come to the State of the Union address and look very sad that she has to pay more taxes than Warren. She not only is helping Obama’s promotion of “tax the rich” (Remember, you can’t touch Warren’s fortunes, he has hidden his riches at Bill Gates House.) but help Obama to get the women voters back on his side…which brings me to..

Donkey Semen: Every feminist on the planet is going to grab this news and run to the bank with it: according to FOX NEWS today: a new spices of DUNG BEETLE has been found, and unlike most spices, this female dung beetle actually has the bigger HORN then the man, and does ferocious battle. Yes, Rachael Maddow can be rest assured, she has evolved from a proud dung beetle. We won’t hear the last of this great Darwinian discovery….

Glass of Urine while lying in a bed of snakes:  This hasn’t got into the mainstream news…because the dirty little secret is the men at Davos helped get Obamacare installed, and want it desperately to stay there because of “globalization and overpopulation.”

There was a heartbreaking story of two parents who were trying to get a kidney transplant for their “retarded” child. The great panel of doctors came into the boardroom, and denied the parents the operation, even though someone from the family was going to donate the kidney, BECAUSE…the girl was retarded and not worth saving. It’s reality folks. Read about it here…or not. Frankly, I’d rather read about the next spurt of urine being aimed at Gingrich ….

Donkey Semen: Yes, believe it or not, Mitt Romney ridiculed Newt Gingrich for wanting to go to the moon. He doesn’t know how in the world we can pay for it. “The moon can wait.” said Romney. 

 Obama has already spent enough money for us to go to the Orion Nebula and back, with nothing to show for it, but Mitt is more concerned with Newt wanting to send people to the moon. Nobody can own the moon he says. And you know who agrees with Mitt?

Glass of Urine: Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Putin has branded America a nation which ‘wants to control everything’ during a scathing verbal attack on the U.S. (When you’re people don’t like you…blame the U.S. for your poverty..old Russian trick.)

Yes, Vladimir: WE WANT to Control the Moon, and you have to take us there!

I was looking at the moon last night and thinking..that with just enough nitrous oxide we could make it. I’m calling Demi Moore. And if my pilot falls asleep at the wheel, I’m taking a picture of that guy and sending it to my local school board, who will suspend me from the trip for having dared showed our tax dollars being wasted.
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Let them each eat a dung beetle in a pile of scorpions, because this Nobody will not be coming back if I got on Newt’s flight to the moon.

Why?

Right now Iran is killing bloggers who “spread corruption.”  It’s only a matter of time before that glass of urine spreads…and this Nobody has spread enough dung to last a lifetime on this blog.

Our President Obama just signed a UN treaty to control the internet…and who controls the UN?

You’re right! Arabian Dung Beetles, and Snakes! In fact, rumor has it, the United Nations is the real inspiration for The Fear Factor.  As for Obama, he leads the nation in stuffing donkey semen down just about every open orifice on the planet.

And I just realized…I’d better end this before I try to elaborate on the finer points of semen. Somebody in Dallas, is still looking for Debbie.

Nobody is glad this is 2012, my fear factor ratio is running on empty.

January 27, 2012 Posted by | humor, Newt Gingrich, Obama, political races, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Mitt or Newt? Paper VS Rock

Nobody Wonders
Let’s see..We’ve made it through a zillion debates and the State of the Union according to the Magic Obama Master, and the opposition group is down to four, with two frontrunners.

We have to pick:  Who’s the worst of the two Evil Republicans who are leading the pack that Obama should debate? That was the big question of the day.

 So far, Glenn Beck is NOT for Gingrich.  Marco Rubio…is not exactly for Gingrich. Mitt (VP here?) Ann Coulter, Mitt.  The Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie…Mitt.
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Rush Limbaugh is for anybody who is not Obama. Judge Napolitano: Ron Paul— throw Oliver Stone in that and you have to wonder what happened to Mr. Stone? Has he quit drugs?
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On the Gingrich side: We have Michael Reagan, who’s father Ronald Reagan, didn’t even mention in his diary according to Mitt. Fred Thompson is for Newt. And a man who makes more sense most of the time than all of the above put together: Thomas Sowell picks Newt.

He says between the two, both are not so good, but…he’s for Newt. And today, he was proven to be on the right track because if Nancy Pelosi can come out attacking Newt, then who does that make you want to vote for?

Nancy likes Mitt? Nancy…the woman who is responsible for Obama’s LIVE TO DIE Obamacare, prefers Mitt Romney.

I’d say that puts Newt in a good light. So…is this a trick?

Nancy Pelosi says that she knows for certain that Newt will not be President because she knows something so terrible that she threatens to tell the world, if they elect him as the candidate, and she WILL tell the world what it is, and he will lose. Hopefully, it’s not that he had a sexual affair with Michelle, because I think that’s about the only thing that would shock us.
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So, what could Nancy know? Just the fact that she has come out and threatened the man is enough to rally a few more million to vote for him, just because it was such a lowlife thing to do.

They must really want Mitt. Do we want to give them Mitt?

How are we going to decide between the two?

Nobody Suggests the Sam and Dean method:

January 25, 2012 Posted by | political races, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

The Terror in Chicago: Old White People Debating

Nobody’s Opinion

If you are a conservative, it’s important to watch the liberals right now…so I did this weekend.

Last Saturday, while the Republicans were stomping to the voting machines in South Carolina, David Axelrod, put  a panel of democratic pundits on C-Span. It was titled , Road to the White House: The Presidential Election of 2012,  but what it really was, was Obama’s Chicago presidential reelection counsel getting together and trying to assure themselves and everyone else that conservatism is dead. Also, that Mitt Romney can’t connect with an audience. (which IS true) And lastly, along with those messages, give Obama some advice, since he was probably taping it.

The Panel consisted of George Stephanopoulos asking the questions to Rahm Emanuel, David Brooks, Rachel Maddow, and one man claiming to be Republican,  a one Alex Castellanos. Alex was so in love with the Clinton’s, you couldn’t even call him a RINO. Even Rino’s don’t salivate over the Clinton’s–at least not in public. Alex, ran Mitt Romney’s campaign in 2008, which tells you a lot about Mitt, and probably why he lost. The guy is a die-hard liberal.  

Here’s some of their ideas, that they gave sitting on stage at the University of Chicago the democratic/mafia political breeding grounds, and my thoughts on those ‘ideas.”

 Rahm Emanuel:

He was 100% certain: Mitt would be the nominee, the South Carolina vote didn’t matter.

Nobody Says: Now, whether this was wishful thinking or just inside knowledge on who was going to win…I’m not sure. Rahm wanted to be Mayor of Chicago: and it was handed to him, like how Putin wanted to be President of Russia, and it was handed to him.

Nobody sees any difference in those two ‘elections.’

His advice to Obama was to keep up the “I inherited this horrible mess, and I need another four years to fix it.” Obama has been pretty much saying just that, which means Rahm is still advising him.  No more “cash for clunkers” that would be bad.

Nobody Says: Rahm’s manipulation is disturbing. For instance, he believes only ONE party should rule, because when the country is divided nothing gets passed.  The reality is, the left has gone so far to the left, almost to a soft fascism/Marxism, that the other side is just trying to stop them from taking more control of our country, and that’s bugging him. 

One party. One rule. That’s what he wants. (It’s the Chicago way!)

On Republicans: They bought too much real estate and it’s going down. John Boehner will be gone next election.

Nobody Says: In other words: Rahm is mad because the democrats lost so badly in the 2010 mid-term elections.   

There was the threats that anyone who would challenge Obama from his own side, would be eaten. He tried hard to say Obama was actually producing jobs, and he will be elected again once those jobs reappear, as they will.

Nobody Says: Good luck with that Rahm. Keep lying.

Besides given the wrong credit to Bill Clinton for welfare reform, and saying that all the Ronald Reagan devotees were killing the party, Rahm was his usual smug self.  He did get some liberal protesters mad about his closing down libraries and cutting off mental health care, but he acted as if they were silly, and like a true politician, spewed out some gibberish. Oh…and big lie of the day: Rahm said that Democrats believe, as the audience can see, in open discussion, rather than what the Republicans do: rule behind the closed-door.

Nobody Says: He forgot to mention he was in that locked room with Obama all through the Obamacare sessions. No one was allowed in that room, for over 15 days. It was locked and guarded.

Rahm is a  hard man to like, and so far, he’s Obama’s best hope. That’s why Obama’s reelection office is in Chicago. Rahm is still working for him.

David Brooks

Looks like a bobble-head–another alumni of the University. David said some pretty ridiculous things like he likes the fairy guy Obama, that he remembers from his days at Chicago University. (Have you noticed yet how many people around Obama have graduated from that school, and did he mean…gay?)

There’s his SUN/MOON theory. One party is the sun, and one is the moon, and now we have two moons. He’d like a Harvard man running against a Harvard man (Obama VS Mitt)

Nobody Says: snob.

But the most absurd theory is: David said that the Republicans were all raised by the schools to give them all too much confidence in themselves. Therefore they are too materialistic, and selfish, and are so stupid that they think they know it all. Yes…the Republicans. He said that Rush Limbaugh was the perfect examples of grandiosity

Nobody Says: Uh..right. David Brooks does not suffer from grandiosity. I won’t even go into how absurd that is, never mind how the democrats represent the give “me, me, me” everything free syndrome, and were the ones who implemented that “everyone gets a star” crap into our schools. Where were all the democratic kids when the teachers were cramming this stuff out?

In the bathroom, peeling bananas?  

 Really, Who is more selfish? The conservatives believe in family. You have to sacrifice you life to raise kids: It’s the liberals who have the abortions: it would take time away from THEM. Or better yet, adopt a foreign kid, hire a nanny, and keep your figure. Which is  more selfish?

David Brooks is an idiot, and a grandiose one at that.

Rachael Maddow

Called Romney the largest midget. Ron Paul is an alien. Nobody believes in the stuff he is promoting. (which means Rachael thinks our Constitution is alien)

She was not so sure Obama would win, because unlike all the rest on that panel, she actually has talked to some people who are disappointed in him. Oh, and she loves the military.  She loves to wear big black glasses: Thinks it makes her look intelligent.

Nobody thinks she only said that because Obama is trying to convince us all he is a proud military commander, and the democrats need that image to get him elected, they think.

Alex Castellanos

Alex predicted that on that day, Newt’s run would collapse.  Thought Obama should promise the moon, like he did before to win. Thinks we should be…government by Facebook. LOVES Hillary Clinton for President. Said we need lots of immigrants to support Social Security. We need to get rid of all those political debates. Our next “crop” of Republicans are not ripe yet, in other words, we not quite the wonderful new democratic party of the Clinton’s. Alex is really sad about that. After all, we’ve got this New World to conquer.

Yes, he trashes the Republicans for not being into immigration., and said in a joking manner, “My marriage is still open.” (I can see why.) Says Obama running twice is like losing your virginity twice, he can’t be as excitable the second time around.

Nobody Thinks that Alex (R) is more liberal than Rachel Maddox and that’s saying quite a lot. Looks like we need a new category for Republicans which are more wacko liberal than the liberals themselves.

Nobody Suggests. RUDGOWs.(rhymes with madcows)Republicans you don’t go out with.

At the end, you could tell they are worried. Alex said that all those “old white people” want the country to come back, and it’s gone. They will never get their country back.

Yes, it took the Republican on the stage to say what they all know: Obama has destroyed the country so badly, the odds of it ever coming back are gone, or so they think. But they all have wonderful lives advising for Obama, and they all have power…and they don’t want to lose it.

And the thought of recurring nightmares of “old white republican people” coming at them in the dark…it’s scaring the bee heavies out of them.

Suddenly, old white people are the most freighting thing on the planet to the democrats.

And this old white person, is loving it. Let’s give them what they REALLY fear…old white people voting Obama OUT.

January 22, 2012 Posted by | democrats, political races | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Needs to Know

Nobody Wins

Here’s the question that I can’t find an answer to anywhere. We all know that companies pay to put product placement in our movies. Sometimes a company can pay up to a million dollars for a 4 second shot. God knows, we’ve seen just about every single movie star on the planet open up an Apple computer. Not to mention, all those big Hollywood stars who are health and fitness nuts can be found puffing away on cigarettes…and you have to wonder how much they got paid to do that. And if they even had a choice to refuse?

But.. the real question I have is: Does our government use taxpayers money to put politically correct propaganda in our movies? Or…do the producers of these movies demand the writers of the scripts represent the views they believe in? How many times have we seen movies promoting the favorite liberal cause of the day?

For example: The movie The Thaw with Val Kilmer is a Sci-fi film about a global warming professor who goes to report the ice caps melting, which was caused because the selfish “man” will not sacrifice his own life habits to save the planet….and because of THAT, a rare virus is let out, one that could destroy the world. There are so many, “Why don’t people SEE?” lines in the movie, the plot becomes almost secondary. If not for the excellent work done by the “bug” people, the movie would not be worth seeing. Val does not mention the fact that even if everyone in the United States went back to living in caves, China and India’s pollution would more than make up for our sacrifices.

Another example: The Dilemma…probably the worst movie Opie has ever made. It’s about two best buddies who come up with an electric car that SOUNDS and vibrates like an old-fashioned Ford Mustang. Now, I don’t know if Ron Howard got together with Obama and the boys from VOLT…to try and get America excited about electric cars, but the plot outside the many plugs for the electric cars is so stupid and lame, you can’t decide if the movie is supposed to be a comedy, or some kind of angst that Ron had happen in his own life and he just decided to combine the two.

The one best friend is very upset that his best friend’s wife having an affair. He confronts her and she tells him that he is going to a massage parlor every Thursday, and so she started the affair because he was not having sex with her…but with the massage therapist. Somehow, at the end of the movie, you get the feeling that she, his wife,  (played Winona rider) is a slut, but the husband is not…I guess because he pays for it.

Message: If men pay for sex, they are not committing adultry….it’s permitted, which shows you just how far that women’s movement went.

So, the best buddy, Vince Vaughn, gets them both exposed, and they get divorced, and by the end of the movie they get their contract for their great electric car  inventon…and you go: Okay. None of this was funny. Is this…dark humor? What am I missing here, besides the fact that they paid someone to come up with some kind of lame plot, but the real reason for the movie is to sell the concept of electic cars to the masses.

Which brings me back to my point: What came first? The chicken or the egg? Does Hollywood get PAID to put out all these crappy social engineering movies from our government? Or do they do it, because our government will make them all pay BIG taxes on their dividends?

Who is sleeping with who, and how deep is the money pit?

Nobody Wants to Know.

January 20, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, conspiracy, corruption, democrats, Entertainers, Movies, Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

The Golden Parachute Keeps Opening…

Nobody Knows

—That this was an email that I found very disturbing, so I’m not waiting till the weekend to post it. Besides, not too many people know exactly what happened to the men who ran Freddie and Fannie.

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Where are they now? The three who bought down Wall Street– Here’s a quick look into the three former Fannie Mae executives who brought down Wall Street.

Franklin Raines was a Chairman and Chief Executive Officer at Fannie Mae. Raines was forced to retire from his position with Fannie Mae when auditing discovered severe irregularities in Fannie Mae’s accounting activities. Raines left with a “golden parachute” valued at $240 million in benefits. The Government filed suit against Raines when the depth of the accounting scandal became clear.

Tim Howardwas the Chief Financial Officer of Fannie Mae. Howard was a strong internal proponent of using accounting strategies that would ensure a “stable pattern of earnings” at Fannie. Investigations by federal regulators and the company’s board of directors since concluded that management did manipulate 1998 earnings to trigger bonuses.

Raines and Howard resigned under pressure in late 2004. Howard’s Golden Parachute was estimated at $20 Million!

Jim Johnson, was a former executive at Lehman Brothers and who was later forced from his position as Fannie Mae CEO. Investigators found that Fannie Mae had hidden a substantial amount of Johnson’s 1998 compensation from the public, reporting that it was between $6 million and $7 million, when it fact it was $21 million.” Johnson is currently under investigation for taking illegal loans from Countrywide while serving as CEO of Fannie Mae. Johnson’s Golden Parachute was estimated at $28 Million.

Where Are They Now?

Franklin Raines?

Raines works for the Obama Campaign as his Chief Economic Advisor.

Tim Howard?

Howard is a Chief Economic Advisor to Obama under Franklin Raines.  

Jim Johnson?

Johnson was hired as a Senior Obama Finance Advisor and was selected to run Obama’s Vice Presidential Committee.

Kinda makes ou feel sick to your stomach. Our government seems to be rotten to the core: or as the great general would say: “I small a RAT!” Vote in 2012. It is the most important election of our time.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Nobody Notes: The black man’s golden parachute was a LOT bigger than the white men’s.

January 10, 2012 Posted by | Angry Citizens, corruption, criminals, democrats, Obama | , , , | 9 Comments

Manipulating the Masses

Nobody Flashes

If you watch this video, you will learn all you need to know about how the masses are manipulated to pick the very candidate that the Democrats want to run against Obama. OR…you will learn how the masses are manipulated into picking the man who the “elites” who run the networks, and the banks, and our politicians, WANT you to pick.

John McCain in 2008, was the big bogeyman, because it was said, he would get some moderate votes. It didn’t happen.

Mitt Romney, who everyone has said, will win tonight’s New Hampshire contest…is the new bogeyman that Obama is scared of. The psychology being that a conservative will vote for whomever he thinks the liberals are scared of.

Either way, more video’s like this should be made and shown to the public, to help teach them just how often they are manipulated.

(Thanks to Floyd.)

January 10, 2012 Posted by | Elections, political races | , , | 4 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: The Damnation of Alan Colmes

Alan Colmes Mocks Santorum For Bringing Dead Son Home.

Nobody’s Perfect

Nobody used to watch the T.V. show, “Hannity and Colmes” for many years. I never really knew just what to think of Colmes. His arguments were always pretty weak. I always thought, in this age of good-looking newscasters, (Especially on FOX)  he was unfortunate to have been born— one homely guy.

I imagined, that Alan was picked to argue against Sean Hannity precisely because he was homely, and not so quick on putting together coherent thoughts. It slated the odds to the good-looking, likeable, and intelligent conservative,Sean.  Fox News was the conservative alternative to the otherwise liberal media universe.  So in that respect: Alan was perfect.

Nevertheless, Nobody admits, I was glad when they got rid of him. He was like an old shoe. Worn out…smelly. Useless.

Today, Alan Colmes just made one of the biggest mistakes of his career. (See video). It’s one thing to criticize a candidate on his views about how to run a country, but Alan goes too far in this interview and the Fox New Reporter did EXACTLY what anyone with any common decency would have done: Called him on it.

Not many Americans, including me, knew that Rick Santorum took his dying child home to met his children. For Alan Colmes to say that Rick took his dead child home so that the other children could “play” with that  dying child, is not only ridiculous even to imagine, on his part, it was despicable.

Alan, obviously has never lost a child. According to Wikipedia, he has no children. Nobody is glad about that.  

This is an most precious picture of a beloved angel…my nephew…Justin. He was destined to die the minute he was born. Despite the odds, he lived for a whole year, and bought hours of joy to my brother and his wife. (Look at that cute little guy! He was cooing when they took this picture.) When he died, my brother and his wife spent over 4 hours holding him to deal with the pain, and the loss. My brother said it was the best thing that they could have done for them…let them hold their baby one more time.

So, here’s my little news to FOX News: The next time I see Alan Colmes on FOX, I’m turning the channel. He’s not a reporter. He’s not even very bright. Nobody hopes everyone who has any common sense will do the same.

I’m doing it for every single parent who ever lost a child. Not many things in life are worst than that.

Fox should get rid of him permanently. Let him go back to being a comedian.There are dozens of liberals out there to pick from, let them find someone else.

You know, none of us is perfect: but some of us, are just downright mean.

Alan Colmes is not only stupid, he is one of the ugliest men on the planet. I’m sorry. That old liberal shoe has lost its soul, and Nobody is really sure if Alan has ever had one to begin with.  

January 2, 2012 Posted by | Angry Citizens, democrats, political races, Uncategorized | , , , , | 2 Comments