Madonna: Stripping for the President
Nobody Reports
Thank goodness somebody finally settled the question on EVERYBODY’s mind: Obama is a Muslim. Madonna said so, and he didn’t deny it.
Madonna has declared that the reason we should celebrate is because Obama is black, a Muslim, and finally America can find hope and be thankful, that….all those Republican Blacks like Martin Luther King, did not die in vain. Madonna says that if Obama is elected she is going to strip naked for the world! Oh…happy day! Uh…you did that once before honey…Nobody suggests you spare us again.
Hopefully, Madonna will move to Mecca where she can be welcomed with open arms…where she can be stripped, raped, and killed with rocks as they do in those wonderful Muslim countries to women like her.And uh…what happened to her Jewish Kabbala religion that she was so excited about?
Did the Jews kick her out?
Madonna has done her share of Christian bashing, and God Knows, now that Obama’s name is tattooed on her butt, Obama can blame her if he loses.
Many people are saying that the reason we are being attacked on 9/11 is because Obama was bragging about how he killed bin Laden. I’d put Madonna threatening to strip naked as another reason billions of Muslims will go on another rampage…making both of them our highest National Security Risks.
Obama said today at the UN some insane thing that no nation that puts Islam down should …what was the word….I can’t find the quote now..they’ve quickly taken it down, but it was another “America must never take against the Holy Allah.” stupid thing.
Well, here goes: Allah can kiss Madonna’s not- so- sweet ass. The whole Muslim nation is a nation of slavery, and the fact that Madonna, Obama, Hillary, and just about everyone in the democratic party supports them, is beyond sensible.
So Nobody Says, in her own vernacular which she so enjoys. “Fuck you Madonna.” You’re not that important.
Hope she gets that! I am pretty sure, she will understand it.
Nobody’s Email: Donate Your Money Wisely…
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s a few things that are handy to know, next time you want to donate some of your money to good causes: Some of these organizations are just money making machines for the runs who run them. Be sure you pick the right one.
(Thanks to Pattie)
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As you open your pocketbook for the next natural disaster, please keep these facts in mind: The American Red Cross President and CEO Gail J. McGovern
received $995,718 in compensation. The United Way President Brain Callagher receives a $675,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits.
UNICEF CEO Caryl M. Stern receives $1,900,000 per year (158K) per month, plus all expenses including a Rolls Royce. Less than 5 cents (4.4 cents) per donated dollar goes to the cause.
Compensation of some Charity Leaders”
$406,345 CARE Helene D. Gayle President, CEO
$380,609 WORLD VISION Richard E. Stearns President
$391,194 Save the Children Charles MacCormack CEO
$482,632 Nature Conservancy Mark R. Tercek Director and President
$417,171 Susan G. Corman Nancy Brunker Founder/CEO
$426, 350 World Wildlife Fund Carter S. Roberts President CEO
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To Nude…or Not to Nude…
Nobody Reports
Just after Royal Harry was caught wandering around Las Vegas, nude, and showing various prostitutes his expertise with cocaine, well— Boys will be boys—
The Queen offs him off to Afghanistan for punishment.
Sitting and having to watch that last Olympic Showdown must have been too great a strain on the lad.
BUT…when the future Queen Kate is caught lounging around showing off her naked breasts outside on somebody else’s porch, because you know, that’s how the Royals like to relax..nude….because let’s face it: Wearing all those millions dollar outfits is really hard work—The Queen goes all into a huff and sued the magazine who’s reporter voyeur was just waiting for the score.
Now I don’t care what kind of BS they put out about Royal privacy….the rulers of the world want a pass. It’s okay for them to put up an actual bloody police state, with camera’s recording every single citizen’s every single move but oh..catch them with their clothes off..and you will be punished.
Maybe all the woman in England should start flashing those corner cameras in support.
Here’s the deal. You can’t tell me, that with all the ‘properness” of being a Queen that somewhere in the Manuel it doesn’t say “Don’t take your clothes off outside because YOU are being watched.’
What kind of idiot does that? I can only assume that Kate either 1) Like Harry didn’t give a hoot about anyone and is a spoiled brat, or 2) She has a big ego about herself and wants to be photographed.
So what does the Queen do? She sends them off to the Solomon Islands for a photo shoot, where the women are KNOWN to go around like the natives, and Kate is photographed in her lovely clothes again. And where.. the local negroes carry the Prince and his bride like they should…on thrones.
Tell me, where else in the world can you get a bunch of negroes to carry you on a throne?
Funny: Nobody finds this offensive, in the 21st century?—A Prince and his Bride being carried on a throne by negroes.
In other news more pertinent to the days event’s, Cindy Adams reported this on her site this little nugget.”
Reported to me, Henry Kissinger has stated — and I quote the statement word for word: “In 10 years, there will be no more Israel.”
I repeat: “In 10 years, there will be no more Israel.”
Ten Years? Nobody Thinks…has anyone in the news asked him…WHY?
What she didn’t say was whether he said this with a smile.
Nobody Wonders: Are We at War..Or …NOT?
Nobody Wonders—
Why was it that Hillary Clinton came onto our morning TV’s to give the news that her buddy, her friend, her very special ambassador that she hand-picked herself to take over Libya, had been killed? My first reaction, was…well, many a good soldier has been killed in the Middle East….what? Are we more upset because he’s a ‘elite” from the university crowd?
Then Mitt Romney came out and sounded rather Reagonestic, to only be followed by Ronald Reagan’s old speech writer Peggy Noonan, who called Mitt’s reaction rather “old” in the way of the “old” America. Peggy, like the President, doesn’t want to upset those guys over there.
Where was Peggy when Obama killed bin Laden? Oh…she was all for that, even though it was a rather “old” thing to do.
The President then comes out and acts pretty pussified about the whole thing. Once upon a time, this would be a declaration of war…but Obama already declared war on Libya by going over there and killing Gaddafi—which makes George W. Bush look good. Nobody Wonders if George, who by the way, actually, unlike Obama, attended intelligent briefings, knew where bin Laden was and figured -why stir up WWIII?
Obama helped communists get elected in Kenya as a Senator. (Of course, they don’t talk about that.) He is helping the Muslims Brotherhood take over the middle East. He is supplying arms, and money to the Muslim Brotherhood, and has had them to the White House. Eric Holder recognizes that Muslims are owners of Jerusalem.
That’s what you get when you elect an ‘American’ man who insists on keeping his MUSLIM NAME, even though he HAS an American one.
Bragging about killing Muslims to score brownie points for elections, don’t exactly endear you to the Muslims all over the world. Both Obama and Hillary can’t shut up about how tough they are.
These people are dangerous. Hillary was warned abut the security at that building. Now we get the “I just couldn’t have imagined” speech….
And here’s the big point: Where in the world were our troops? (Hillary? Didn’t you CARE about that man?) In an unstable country like Libya, Hillary left that place unprotected? Gee…I would be really pissed off if I was his wife. We are now finding out that this whole thing was planned to happen on 9/11, and a movie was used as an excuse.
Once again, either they both, are mentally incapable of being in the offices they have— (Hillary and Obama) or they are trying to start a war to win an election.
Can’t Afford an Aston Martin? Now you can…
Nobody Cares
Time for something really silly. There is a German who has put his recently crushed his Rapide Aston Martin, and it can be YOURS…for only $12, 620. You KNOW somebody is going to buy that…
Nobody also wants to note, that somebody is going to buy Ivanka Trump’s new deal, where she will give you this extremely ugly purse, and throw in a wallet to match, IF you stay in her Trump SoHo Hotel in New York City.
You know how I feel about ugly purses. I am on a mission to expose them all.
Ivanka will also give you a “personal” note to go with that ugly purse.![]()
Nobody Thinks: This is good news. The meek SHALL inherit the earth if the rich keep trying to make money off of really ugly stuff. Have good heart all you liberals…Our time will come. Jesus was right.
The CURRENT Condition of Soros Propaganda–or Cleaning out the Fridge
Nobody’s Opinion
“I propose issuing Special Drawing Rights that the rich countries would pledge for the purpose of providing international assistance. ” George Soros
IF Obama loses the election, you will hear one of two thing: It was either because Mitt had more money, or it’s because tea party people are racist. That’s what they will blame it on. That will give the Obama supporters an excuse to not only riot, but go knock out more than a few grocery checkers.
Nobody suggests we hide the Mountain Dew now.
When McCain lost the election, everybody knew why he lost, and most people blamed it on the Republican party for running him in the first place. He was the most liberal candidate they could have run against Obama. What the HELL were they thinking? The only point in which he was conservative, was his almost consistent jingoes on whatever war we are in.
And then we got the McCain-Feingold act, which lead to the reason— I had such a bad day yesterday.
Let me explain: Yesterday, was “clean the fridge day.”
I turned on the TV as background to my “cleaning my fridge” chore, and by random, I found a NEW Direct TV station called “Current.”
Dummy me…I thought CM meant…Country Music. (Nobody’s Perfect.) I listened as I threw out last week’s leftovers.
The first program was a sweet, soppy piece on Obama. Obama was a BRILLIANT professor of law, adored by his students they said. They showed pictures of him talking in some library when he was a ‘professor’ and so now, dear voter, you should have known what a brilliant man he was…and still is. We didn’t think we had to tell you…you just should have known!
Right after that coronation crap, came a program called, “The Mormon Candidate.” According to this, Mitt Romney, horrors of all horrors, wears special underwear and belongs to the most insidious cult ever invented by man: The Mormons. Mitt’s grandfather was a polygamist. They swear an oath to “slit throats” and I quote here: “This man who may end up in the White House!”
My milk might not survive. My cucumbers were swiveling at the very thought.
The contrast between both segments could not have been written with more bias as to which man was being promoted as a great leader. Never mind the hypocrisy of the subject of polygamy…something that is entrenched in the Muslim religion and which Obama has never said a word against. At least the Mormons don’t stone their wives, or cut off their hands, or beat and kill them. And if Mitt’s habit of wearing Mormon underwear is his biggest crime—-I think we might be safe.
This Obama hypocrisy overwhelmed me as I threw out my cherry tomatoes…which…Have you noticed, only last about a day before they rot?
The next program was about the poor souls in Liberia. The rich, nasty oil companies have come in and literally killed millions— contaminated their water, and all they have left is to fight back and become terrorists against the greedy oil companies. They kidnap, and kill…and force those rich bastards to put up barbed wire around their golf courses…but they give their kids the oil to drink to cure the measles.
(Let’s send them the Mountain Dew. )
It was at that moment, that I found some terrorists of my own in my produce drawer. Rotten green onions had melted into some kind of horrible gook, which infected the lettuce, and that’s what happens when you don’t give the green onions enough money.
They start killing everything off.
After Liberia came the next program…legalizing Marijuana. It opened with 150,000 people attending a Marijuana festival in Seattle. Oh heavenly day! White people roamed free, got high, shared joints, and talked about communes and the Grateful Dead.
Okay. I have no idea what they talked about, my guess is: not much.
BUT…they interviewed an X-Banker who was rolling in dough from his newfound pot producing company.
Obama’s new jobs plan: Don’t build pipelines: Grow Grass!
But get this: Even though Colorado white people are spending their days making big bucks off of selling grass…the blacks in New York are being stopped and searched, and if they have a joint on them…they go to jail.
It’s racist plot against the poor minorities who, unlike the white people in California, can’t just enjoy their joints without being racially molested by the NYPD.
Never mind the OBVIOUS way to stop all this is to: Just do NOT carry a joint in your pocket and walk around New York with it. …idiots.
By the time the program got to the “right-wing” Nazi’s in Russia, I was ready to throw a rather freezer burned 4 pound pork roast at my ‘NOT HD TV.”
So, Joyanna…you may ask—Why do you blame McCain/Feingold for any of this?
In my usual way: I call it the Jurassic Park Chaos With a Headache Theory,….Other people call it a full moon.
The American people did not demand campaign finance reform, anymore than we demanded Obamacare. George Soros funded groups like Media Matters and MOVEon.org…to push that though Congress: Here’s the reason from Horowitz:
By pushing McCain /Feingold through Congress, Soros cut off the Democrats’ soft money supply. By forming the Shadow Party, Soros offered the Democrats an alternate source…one which he personally controlled. As a result, the Democrats are now heavily perhaps irretrievably dependent on Soros. it seems reasonable to suppose that from its inception campaign finance reform was a Soros power play to gain control of the Democratic Party.
AND…Al Gore owns Current TV. George Soros funded Al Gore’s Presidential run. The Clintons, Al Gore, and Barack Obama are all in the Shadow control now… of George Soros.
George Soros wants to legalized drugs, have a one world government controlled by a few elites (him of course) and keep Obama in Power. In his one world banking Government he wants to redistribute wealth from rich countries to poor countries, because that’s why Muslims and terrorist commit crimes:
Because…they are poor. Nobody suggests we send them some Mormon underwear. I hear it’s magic.
The good news is: My fridge looks great, no thanks to John McCain, who if he had not been such a liberal ninny…Current TV would never exist.
So much for sour grapes.
Watch Michelle’s Fingernails…
Nobody Flashes
Got $250,000 you just want to blow? Well, here’s something you might think about: 18 caret-gold black diamond nail polish. 267 carets. They made no mention of HOW you would get it off. I don’t know about you…but I’m going to be watching Michelle Obama’s fingernails next White House party. Remember…one bottle: $250,000 by O.P.I. You might as well get another bottle for your cat. 

Should Mitt Just Bow to the Queen?
Nobody Cares
I woke up this morning to an argument being held on the local radio station:
“No WAY should the US lower the flag to the Queen!” yelled some old guy.
“Well, Mitt insulted the Brits, it’s the least we can do.” said some lady.
This conversation came after yesterday’s big news: Mitt Romney wasn’t sure if the British were prepared for the Olympics, and he said so.
And the Prime Minister’s ego couldn’t take it:
We are holding an Olympic Games in one of the busiest, most active, bustling cities anywhere in the world. Of course it’s easier if you hold an Olympic Games in the middle of nowhere.”
So…Cameron evidently thinks that Salt Lake City has only a few scorpions and a few red- neck rodeo ranchers on the map, sipping whiskey.
Oh my. Oh dear. An American insulted the Kingdom of the Queen. Even though, Mitt probably read about the problems they were having, (which were many) in the daily London papers for a whole MONTH–you do not, critized the country who considers you at best…an ugly red-headed, pig infested, step-child. The Brits have made handbags with “The BIG FAT AMERICANS” on them, long before Mitt made that honest assessment, but really…now Americans are hated again.
And now…someone suggested we lower our flag to the Queen.
WHY? You start this ‘habit’ and down the path we go to having to lower our flags to every single nation on the planet. Imagine, lowering the flag to honor Ahmadinejad? And if the Olympics are held in Israel some day, can you see an Arab nation lowering their flag to honor the Jews? It’s a political firestorm just waiting for a match.
Really. Let the Brits honor the Queen…leave the rest of the world to compete in good faith. No flag should be lowered to any monarch or ruler in any country. 
The big fuss that the Brits made about Mitt Romney just being honest about what they were ALL talking about, really shows how very fragile the big ego’s of the elites like Cameron, and the Mayor of London are.
They are acting…like fussy old women.
Jesus.
Here is a comment from some ninny:
Most teams briefly lower colors as they pass host nation’s leaders at opening ceremony. But despite what some see as blatant nationalism, the U.S. does not, and the century-old saga is a curious one.
Russia doesn’t either. At the games in China, almost no one did. But that doesn’t mean we can’t attack America, ONE MORE TIME.
England —Nobody Thinks you protest too much. Now…BRING OUT YOUR SHEEP, your lovely Queen, and try to uphold that stiff upper lip.
Politicians, must remember…Some men have actually worked for a living, and being a politician, with all the endless lying and sycophantic smiling that comes with it, is a hard lesson to learn.
Give the man some time.
If our Olympic flag bearer lowers that flag to the Queen…I pity him when he gets home….because if and when the Brits come back here…we will make SURE they lower their flag to us.
Men. They are acting like women. It’s getting silly.
(Take it away, amfortas!)
Nobody’s Perfect: London Cabbies VS Texas Drivers
Nobody’s Perfect
When it comes to driving, there were two news items this week that caught this Nobody’s attention to the laws of driving in different nations.
First we have the rulers of London, which includes the Mayor, who have decided to make a special lane for all Olympic traffic, so that the athletes can get there on time. Now, this Nobody thought that all the athletes were staying in some sort of village where they will be having lots of sex, and you would THINK they would put the village within walking distance..but evidently most everyone has to get their by bus.
–All but the London cabs, who could make a nice bundle of cash serving the millions of people that will be coming to the Olympics, and they are really mad about it. They are probably doing this for “security” reasons, and the fact that any event starting late will mess up the cable networks, costing millions, but nevertheless, to keep a working man from working shows you how much the ‘elites really care about…the working man.
London’s 25,000 taxi drivers want access to all sections of the temporary network. Black taxis are currently only allowed in two thirds of the 100 mile route. Several dozen London taxi drivers slowly drove down the Tower Bridge today while honking their horns, part of their protest against their exclusion from Olympics “Game Lanes.” AP “
“But on daring cab driver took the protest out of his car, driving headfirst off of the London’s Tower Bridge. BBC “
No one has been hurt, but the pocketbooks of thousands of working Brits have been robbed.
Second:Here in the states last week, a truck carrying 23 people crashed head first into two trees, down in Texas. I think that is some kind of Olympic record for the most people in a truck at the same time. There is a law against too many people in a truck, so Nobody Wonders…Where were the cops?
“Fourteen people are dead, including two young girls, and nine injured after a heavily overloaded truck crashed into two trees in Texas on Sunday evening. Many of the people in the truck did not have identification and are suspected of being undocumented immigrants.”
So that’s two more than were killed by James Holmes last week. The driver of the truck was going pretty fast, no doubt someone was sitting on his head, and evidently they were trying out for an Olympic Texas “Run to the Gringo’s” in lane six.
That’s what you get when Obama changes the law and says he will kick NO one out! The illegal’s can’t wait to get in.
So the London cabbies win for protesting the “elites” who rule the world. The driver of the truck…is not alive to protest.
I know, none of this makes sense to me either.
Megyn Kelly Goes Greece
Nobody Wins
How? How? Why…the only way to solve it, said Megyn, is for Social Security to be cut…and people to retire later…otherwise, America is doomed. By the end of the interview, both Megyn and her expert agreed…nothing was ever going to change because no politician would do the unthinkable: reform Social Security.
Well Paul Ryan did, but I guess she didn’t think of him.
But they are right. There are more than 90 million retiring baby boomers in the country who worked hard all their lives, and they feel that since that money was taken OUT of their paychecks, (With no say in it from them.) they deserve it back. It’s not fair that their S.S. is going to illegals and thier babies. Obama knows this, and he plays to those exact sentiments. Nobody is sure some older people think he is going to save it for them.
Ha. Ha…ha.
The power thieves in Washington have stolen it from them, and now fiscal Armageddon is being created in all our cable networks once again…to convince the “people” that they need to sacrifice some more for the common good.
It’s communism 101, with a big O in the middle, sold with the American flag waving.
Hey…We didn’t run up that deficit…YOU did, we say! But…Washington takes our hard earned money and sends it to the great Baal in the sky…and god knows where else. They are never accountable for any of it. I remember Secretary Donald Rumsfeld a few years ago announcing that many billions were missing in the defense budget one afternoon.
“We just don’t know where it went.” he said.
And we all sigh, drink our coffee, and work another day. Yet, you try losing a few thousand dollars from the IRS. You will go to jail.
We…put up with it. Tell me…why? 
For those of us in the private sector, it’s like being punished twice, for somebody else’s crime. The banks gambled,…and our politicians took OUR money to bail them out, just so that the people who make their money from “dividends” could keep the money rolling in.
—Or so it looks to the poor guy. There are three classes now: Those who live off dividends: those who have to get up and go to work for a paycheck: and those who live off the ones who go to work for a paycheck.
America, OUR politicians–have spent way too much money on wars in countries where the normal guy on the street really didn’t see any threat.
Vietnam? Really…what a waste. Iraq? A waste. Afghanistan? Well, there’s gold in them thar hills, but it’s China that’s getting it.
And…I don’t know if you have noticed, but the war drums are beating again: Children are dying in Syria. All the networks, are showing the devastation…as if we are being programmed to accept the next war, because it’s for the “children.” This video shows the heavy cost of war, but the end is misleading. Health care is going to cost just as much if not more, than our “wars.” in the long run. Social Security was going to cost just a few million in the beginning. Looked what it morphed into. 
The Baby Boomers say: Hey…Before you cut our measly Social Security benefits, cut the stuff you don’t need: Tillions are wasted in fraud. Government workers are getting paid too much, and their pensions are way out of line with the public sector. Even that playing field. Get rid of half of the government agencies that you don’t need. Reform welfare, food stamps, Medicare, get rid of pork. Cut the pay of politicians. 
When Steve Jobs went back to Apple, he fired half the employees, and Apple became number one.
Cut the fat. Kick out the U.N., they are a bunch of money-sucking thieves. Get our military out of every country. Let the Europeans fend for themselves.
We need to rebuild.
Unite the people. Cut out this “global-we are one world citizens” stuff. Put America and its people first. You can’t help your neighbor if you are starving.
These are simple rules any fool would do… And yet—
History repeats itself. Dictators get into power…and then their people starve. Every President since Ronald Regan has grabbed more power and ended up being more arrogant than the one before.
Power really does corrupt, and we can really see it in Obama eyes with our big screen TV’s.
I once asked a very rich man that I was dating if he ever worried about money.
“Sure…just like you. Have you any idea what it cost to send your children to Harvard? We worry…we just have bigger bills. “
Yes, Megyn had that “deer in the headlight” look on her face. Nobody hopes…she was just trying to scare up the ratings. Nobody Says, “Don’t you worry Megyn…you will be…just fine.” It’s the rest of us that have to worry.





















