Joyanna Adams

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Time: It’s Later Than You Think

Nobody’s Opinion

I don’t know if it’s the heat, but I am just so bored of this whole election thing I could scream like a wild monkey on a hot pavement.  I am so tired of hearing Obama is down, Mitt is down—the polls says this: the polls say that–Mitt needs new people, yada yada, yada…

I’m tired of John McCain. I’m tired of Hillary Clinton. I want new faces, fresh ideas… I want a whole new Congress…and people in hell want ice water.

If the voting was held tomorrow, I think an awful lot of people might just stay home. The news of Obama is SO bad, it’s only human to want to turn it off.  What is even worse, is listening to Obama’s people come out and say what a MARVELOUS job he has been doing.

Right…they never mention that Obama was in charge when Moody downgraded the United States for the first time in her HISTORY!

HELLoooooooooooooo!?

And we can’t blame any of that on the President..because…drum roll please: He is black.

Or so he claims. Lately he is starting to look like he is applying white stuff to his face…He’s starting to look like Michael Jackson. He’s already convinced the black folks he is black so now he needs to look more white to get a few more white votes.

Get some sun Mr. ‘President.’

And it’s not just the conservatives suffering. I think back on when Clinton was President and how miserable I was having to watch him on TV for eight years. The liberals had to watch Bush on TV, for eight years. Now the conservatives are being tortured…again..and it gets worse every single time.

It’s like ping-pong torture. When are we going to get a President that EVERYBODY can like? Is that too much to ask before I die? How many more eight years have I got? Just another four more years of Obama, in my lifetime would seem more like 60.

Time is NOT on our side.

I found myself so bored with the whole mess tonight, that I dug out a book called “Durations” by Stuart A. Sandow, so excuse me  if I let off some steam…

For instance it takes—–

60 days: That’s how long it takes for a golden hamster to reach sexual maturity. It’s taken Bill Clinton 60 years—and we’re not sure he’s hit it yet. Bill Maher is right behind him in that department.

It takes—

1 hour: For a dehumidifier to remove a pint of water from a room. It takes only 1 hour for “President” Obama to suck 16 billion dollars of the taxpayers’ money out of us, and he has been known to do it in mere seconds when on Air Force One, with a single stroke of his twenty pens.  

It takes—

14 years: For the average American child to witness 18 thousand violent killings on television. If they play videos, add a few 100 million violent killings onto that.  If you live in Chicago…You know how to kill in your sleep by the time you are 4 and a half.

It takes—

12 minutes: For a bedbug to gorge himself on human blood. The IRS can do it in 4.

It takes—

4 yearsfor light to travel from the nearest star to Earth. It’s also every four years that the American has to go vote for the lesser of the two evils for President: and there IS no light that comes from that moment: Whatever starlight we see goes down a black hole of the U.S. Government, and that hole is getting bigger.  

It takes—

20 seconds: For male chimpanzees to reach climax after initiating sexual relations. Once again, Nobody Thinks of Bill Clinton and Bill Maher. Add Charlie Sheen to that. You know they all hang out together.

It takes—

24 seconds: Which is the period of time an NBA team has to shoot after gaining possession of the ball, 4 seconds more than the chimpanzee climax. Interesting to think about…don’t you think? I see the correlation…you might not.

It takes—

2.5 seconds: For an adult to verify a negative sentence as true or false. Think about this the next time you see a politician dodge a true or false question.

It takes—

24 hours: For the Pentagon to destroy ten to fourteen tons of “secrets” in its basement shredder.  That’s the same amount of time it takes the Obama administration to release Pentagon  “secrets ” to the world.

It also takes—

24 hours: For a supernova a to release as much energy as the sun produces in a billion years. This is no match for the hot air that comes out of all the elites on the planet, which IF we could harness…all our energy problems would be solved forever.

And my personal favorite time is—

3 days; In 3 days— Thomas Edison molded the first incandescent light bulb filament: Jonah got out of the belly of the whale, God delivered the Ten Commandments and Jesus rose up from the dead.

Maybe we should have 3 Presidents! A liberal, a Rhino, and a one who gets to represent the people. He could be the deciding vote. Hey, Obama hates the Constitution…I’m all gain. Come on…I know we all love the Constitution, but what good is it when the President becomes a dictator and

NOBODY STOPS HIM? !

(Sorry…it’s still hot outside, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.)

3 days is also the average time between birth and postnatal depression, so that means that in just about three days…I’m going to regret writing this.

July 9, 2012 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, Congress, conservatives, democrats, Presidents, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Fool: Rep. Darrell E. Issa

Nobody’s Fool

Here’s a man who gives us all heart…. Congressman Darrell Issa is no fool. Most everyone knows that the Democrats have wanted for years to get rid of our guns. It’s not an easy task, because if there is one country in the world that is heavily armed, it’s America.  Fast and Furious was a Marxist ends to a means…which is how the progressives always do everything. In secret.

I didn’t know anything about Issa until lately, Heck…who knew that San Diego HAD a republican representative? This video was taken before they slapped a contempt charge on Holder, but if you watch this, you will see Holder do the same thing we saw during the Clinton years…deny, delay, and shred any evidence. The Clinton’s broke so many laws it made your head spin. You will also hear Sheila Jackson do her little dirty work.

Holder refuses to hand over simple emails. If he didn’t have something to hide, he’d hand them over, right? Obama is now claiming “executive privilege.”  Issa explains in this video why that is sheer nonsense, and can’t be done. (But he does it anyway.)

 “Until now, everyone believed that the decisions regarding Fast and Furious were confined to the Department of Justice,” said Michael Steel, spokesman for House Speaker John A. Boehner, Ohio Republican. “The White House decision to invoke executive privilege implies that White House officials were either involved in the Fast and Furious operation or the cover-up that followed.”

“The only thing extraordinary about his offer is that he is asking the committee to close its investigation before it even receives the documents,” committee chairman Darrell Issa, R-Calif., said during the contempt vote hearing. “I can’t accept that deal.”

Good for Mr. Issa. You are hearing the liberal pigs squeal…”Oh…how unfair! This is about keeping Obama out of office! Depriving poor people from voting! Keeping people fat!”

Okay, Pelosi didn’t say it was keeping people fat.  She just hasn’t thought of it yet.

So, I’m a new fan of Mr. Issa. We need to elect MORE men like him.

The video goes fast…and it gets really good at near the end. Nobody is going to watch it again!

 

June 21, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, communism, Congress, conspiracy, Constitution, corruption, democrats | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

John Perkins: American Hitman Wants to Hit YOU!

Nobody Knows

One night last month, I was listening to Alex Jones on the radio, and he was interviewing John Perkins, the author of The Secret History of the American Empire. Alex seemed to like John, and the man pretty much went along with everything that Alex said. He gave very sweeping answers and agreed with Alex about the elites taking over the world…you know…that’s Alex’s thing, and so, I got John’s book from the library.

What’s it about? How America goes around the world, and with the World Bank, makes loans to poor countries, knowing these countries cannot pay back those loans, so the many companies and the dictators they work with, make off like bandits by building electric, roads, and taking whatever resources that country has: Gold, minerals, oil..etc….and the people stay poor.

He really thinks that America is plundering the world.

The deeper I got into the book, the more it started to reek of…BS., and I started wondering if Alex had even READ this book, because he was sort of..promoting the guy.  John says he worked as an economic hit man for major companies, and by the end of the book, I felt like I should go wash my hands.

The book was bleeding red all over me.

And there was one section that put it all into “WTF am I reading?” category really strong.

According to John…Daddy Bush bombed Panama because…well read it for yourself:

Rumors that George W. was photographed doing coke and having kinky sex during the time his father was president. There was a theory in Latin America that Noriega had used incriminating photos of the younger Bush and his cronies to convince the older Bush, to side with the Panamanian administration on key issuers. In retaliation, H.W. invaded Panama and hustled Noriega off to a Miami prison. The building housing Noriega confidential files had been incinerated by bombs: as a side effect, more than two thousand innocent civilians were burned to death in Panama City that day in December 1989. Many people claimed that this theory offered the only logical explanation for violently attacking a nation without an army and that posed too threat to the U.S.

 

Now…who am I to say this DIDN’T happen? I can’t say for sure. But what I can say is that if you read the rest of the book, he sounds too comfy with Muslims and communist dictators like Chavez and Castro, and you get the feeling that, yep— Here’s another disinformation propaganda minister, getting on all the conservative talk shows to act like they agree with them, and then start promoting the ‘America is evil’ program. And swearing they are truly American patriots.

Alex Jones does not endorse communism, so Nobody Knows if he knew the radical leftist that he had on his program…but I’ve been seeing this happen for years. People that are the, “we need to go back to the stone age, we are ruining the earth, cars are evil, people are evil, but Islam is really a peaceful nation” bandwagon really truly are out to change the world, and they start by making America Allah’s bulls- eye.

Another reason I didn’t like the book is because he put in a chapter about meeting this really attractive prostitute (obviously he traveled for that perk) and to this Nobody, he was bragging about his sex life.

Show me a man who gets his sex mostly with prostitutes and I’ll show you a liar, and a Secret Service  wannabe

At the end of the book, you get a “global citizen” lecture: Don’t go shopping, jog: Buy at thrift stores: Write letters to Coca Cola: Cut back on gas and oil consumption: Downsize your whole life: Send money to non-profit organizations (He has TWO!): Volunteer your time: Drink tap water: Discuss pollution: Encourage taxes on gas, clothes, and electricity: and by all means, run for office!

So, Nobody Knows if the stuff John reports in his book is true or not…probably some of it is: but one thing is certain, John Perkins is a hit man for your pocket book.

If you want to study leftist propaganda: Do yourself a favor–don’t buy it, get it at your local library.

As for Alex Jones? Should I write him a letter and tell him that John Perkins is pretty much a communist?

Nah.

June 19, 2012 Posted by | American History, Bilderberg, communism, conservatives, conspiracy, corruption, democrats, George W. Bush, Global Government, History, Islam | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Liberal Ommmmming Loses Wisconsin Election…Voodoo Dolls Being Shipped for November

Nobody Knows

Last night, in a desperate attempt to force Scott Walker to lose Tuesday’s recall election in Wisconsin, all the people against him, gathered around, held progressive hands, and  calmly called Gaia, or the great om master in the sky…and they collectively …ommmed.

This omming voodoo did not actually work..(Let’s not tell them why.) I’m sure all the Tea Party people were glad the liberal nut jobs finally shut up, and quite playing bongo drums.

So..Did hundreds of liberal wacko’s “omming” in front of the Capitol actually help them “LOSE”? They did…big time.

I don’t know, but I bet we see some voodoo dolls of Mitt Romeny stuck with pins outside the voting booths in November. Maybe some people will scarifice a few lambs, on the White House steps in the name of democray.

Nobody Knows, but I suggest all the liberals take up ommng in the Presidential election…so we can listen to more of this:#ooid=c5aGV5NDoA6ce1rjC1bw0mS3Rsg–pIY

June 5, 2012 Posted by | democrats, Elections, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

John Kerry: The New Jimmy Carter

Nobody Wins

As most of us understand that it’s a “global” world now, and the United States has always tried to use its influence in building ‘democratic’ institutions abroad, the one thing that many of us really don’t like, is seeing our politicians using taxpayers money to buy the political leaders that they want to “rule” that country. While Bill Clinton was President, Jimmy Carter couldn’t keep himself out of any election in the world it seems, and I don’t know about you, but when Jimmy Carter praised the election of Hugo Chevez in Venezuela giving it his hands up and personal stamp of approval…you really had to wonder what the word “democracy’ meant for Democrats.

John Kerry is the New Jimmy Carter. I guess Jimmy just got tired.  

Senator John Kerry, head of the Senate foreign relations committee, arrived in Cairo Tuesday evening, as part of his tour of the region, to hold talks with Egyptian officials about the “democratic transformation” of Egypt.

According to Al Ahram, Senator Kerry and US Ambassador to Cairo Ann Patterson will meet with Muslim Brotherhood presidential candidate and head of the Freedom and Justice Party (FJP) Mohamed Mursi, at the FJP headquarters on Wednesday. Kerry’s last visit to Cairo was in early December. In their meeting then with the Democratic senator from Massachusetts, Brotherhood officials vowed to respect civil rights and international treaties, attempting to allay fears that the Islamist organization would revoke Egypt’s peace treaty with Israel.

Oh sure. “respect civil rights?” The Muslim brotherhood will respect civil rights…..

Can I buy a vowel?

Right now there are riots in the streets and the military still holds power which to many of us means the U.S. still holds power because we pretty much gave them that military. We have given Egypt 2 billion dollars a year in aid since 1979, and 1.3 billion yearly for defense. In return, they were to leave Israel alone.

According to the State Department, that equipment has included  fighter jets, tanks, armored personnel carriers, Apache helicopters, anti-aircraft missile batteries and aerial surveillance aircraft.

The Muslim brotherhood want the Whites House blessings…and our continued billions, and since Obama just gave Kenya a big bundle of money, you can bet…that the Muslim Brotherhood will get his full support.

Obama talks a good game of being tough..but watch what he does. And Nobody Wonders what John Kerry will say after the Muslim Brotherhood are handed Egypt?

“Democracy has come to the Muslim world.”

Where’s Jimmy Carter when you need him?

 

May 3, 2012 Posted by | democrats, Middle East, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Barack Obama VS Mirlandie Wilson

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have the contest between ‘Presidente Obama’ and Mirlandie Wilson. I’m not sure who’s the bigger liar.

Let’s start with the Mr. Kenya first. While many of us who have never even gone to college, let alone taught a college course on the Constitution as Obama has, we do know  that nowhere in our Constitution does it say that our “government” can force us to buy something, or we will be jailed…We know it. But it seems Obama doesn’t. He’s either incredible stupid, or he lies.  ObamaCare by the words of our founders, is Unconstitutional beyond all doubt.

ObamaCare is a nightmare not only because we be put in jail and fined for not buying health insurance, but a handful of Obama appointed bureaucrats will have the say over whether we can have certain kinds of medical care.

Nowhere in the constitution does it say that our government can take our lives.

But, we have a President who…somehow taught a class on the Constitution and like most of Congress it seems, hasn’t even read it. He had this to say today in the Rose Garden:

US President Barack Obama on Monday challenged the “unelected” Supreme Court not to take the “extraordinary” and “unprecedented” step of overturning his landmark health reform law. Ultimately, I am confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of a democratically elected Congress. “

Yes, the democratic Congress that is so extraordinary didn’t even read ObamaCare before they passed it. It could have said that they were all sentenced to heavy jail time, and  none of them would have known.

(Nobody Thinks we might want to start putting some jail time for them all in those bills.)

What is extraordinary about it at all, is that half the Supreme Court thinks ObamaCare IS constitutional. And the vote has come down to just one man.  The only job they have to do is show up in their robes and interpret what is constitutional and what isn’t. Pretty easy I’d say.

On the other hand, we have Mirlandie Wilson…a woman who says she holds the ticket to a third of the Megamillions that was drawn last week. She took five dollars from everyone at the McDonalds she worked for, and won.

But she now refuses to share.

“I was in the group, but this was separate. The winning ticket was a separate ticket,” the single mother of seven said as she and her fiancé left her home in the squalid Westport neighborhood to attend church.

“She can’t do this to us!” said Suleiman Osman Husein, a shift manager and one of 15 members in the pool. “We each paid $5. She took everybody’s money!”

So, do you believe that Mirlandie had a good scam going on here? Gathering everybody’s money and buying lottery tickets with it?

I’d say, Obama and Mirlandie make a good pair.

It’s my Nobody’s Opinion that Obama lied about his healthcare being Constitutional because he admits he doesn’t even like the Constitution, ( And who knows if he has even read it?)  and Mirlandie lied about buying the winning ticket on her own. After all, she figures she has seven kids to support, why share? (Bet she still gets food stamps)

But, I’d say Obama is the bigger threat here. Mirlandie doesn’t have the power to deprive any of McDonalds employees from getting a new kidney. Obama will have the power over life and death of all of us.

But lets’ not be pessimistic yet: Let’s hope Mr. Kennedy wants to go down in history as having read the Constitution, and Mirlandie has to prove to a judge that she actually brought that ticket separate…and that’s not going to be easy.

There has to be some perfect outcomes somewhere, right? Uh…right? Uh…

 

April 2, 2012 Posted by | Constitution, corruption, criminals, democrats, Supreme Court | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The NEW Liberal Scientific Testing Subject: Drunks.

Nobody Wonders

Liberals are having a hard time lately. Here they elected a President who they were SURE was going to be the greatest living human savior next to Jesus: one that would finally deliver them from the evil, moronic, and stupid narrow-minded conservative people that they are finding out dominate much of the United States— and what happened? Every day, Obama screws up: Unconstitutional Health Care, long wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, high gas price, and a wife who can’t stop taking vacations and ordering caviar and lobster for lunch, and he even started going to church!

This can’t be happening.

Obama and Michelle are acting like the very rich people the democrats complain about, and all the people who voted for him to “fundamentally change” the country, are finding out he wants to make their life miserable too. Many Obama lovers are also losing their homes and jobs. They are figuring out that the free lunch is not going to last forever. If only they could change those millions of conservatives out there, everything would be great.

So–somewhere in the la-la land of the University of Arkansas, a psychologist named Scott Eidelman, decided to prove once and for all that being a conservative means you’re stupid. He decided to ‘prove’ it with his liberal scientific method: Called–

The Liberal Scientific Method: Test the drunks at the bar.

” Researchers stood outside the exit of a busy New England tavern and offered to measure patrons’ blood alcohol level if they would fill out a short survey. Eighty-five drinkers agreed, expressing their opinions of 10 statements such as “production and trade should be free of government interference.”

And their conclusion from this very scientific method?

“Bar patrons reported more conservative attitudes as their level of alcohol intoxication increased,” the researchers report.

So they proves— what? That all drunks are conservatives? What if an inebriated Ted Kennedy had been asked those questions? This is the liberal scientific method of testing?
No conservative on the planet would suggest that you test drunks coming out of a bar and call it scientifically sound information, but that’s what makes liberals and conservatives so different from each other. Liberals aren’t afraid to experiment with anything: drugs, sex, gay marriage, gay military, and trillion-dollar stimulus packages given to companies making products that nobody wants. To them, it makes sense just to do it, no matter what the results..it’s the ‘experiment’ that deserves the award , not the results.

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Conservatives stick with the tried and true method of doing what has worked before. To a liberal, this is sheer madness…go figure. A conservative would build a skyscraper relying on what works: Steel, concrete, calculus, and planning. A liberal would say, “Hey, let’s just pile the stuff up and see what happens!” What building would YOU feel safer in?

So, what did Scott find out?

“Conservatism, which the researchers identify as “an emphasis on personal responsibility, acceptance of hierarchy, and a preference for the status quo” — may be our default ideology. If we don’t have the time or energy to give a matter sufficient thought, we tend to accept the conservative argument.”

By default, people are conservative? Oh no!

Think about this again: Conservatives will pick the common sense attitude, from information passed down to be true, (Even when he’s DRUNK!) rather than have enough “energy” to give the liberal’s idea much thought, because a conservative can tell you right off the bat that you can’t sell electic cars to a nation which runs on gas, (Even when he’s DRUNK!) and he didn’t waste any energy to even have to think about that no-brainer.

Obama, the liberal thinker, had to spent untold billions and god know how much brain energy to figure that out. And it still hasn’t dawned on him….that duh…it’s not going to work.

We have seen the results of liberal thought “energy” in our screwed up school system. Instead of using tried and true methods of building strong minds in grades 1-5, by grading everyone on mastering the fundamentals of reading, writing, and arithmetic–liberals decided to use their energy making sure all our kids all know how to recycled, believe in global warming, and understand the ‘diversity’ of their various sexual choices. Only half of our kids can now read, but that’s okay. At least they won’t come out of bars drunk and conservative.

Scott Eidelman decided that he only needed one bar to do this survey.

“Ideology is multiply determined, coming from many sources, including values, experience, history and culture,” the researchers note. (How diverse is one bar?) It’s unclear whether this rightward drift would occur in a population of strongly committed but cognitively overloaded liberals.”

Oh…so he just admitted it was a bar full of conservatives to begin with. Nothing like stacking the deck in your favor.

To be fair and scientific, he should have conducted another survey of Eight-five drunks coming out of the White House Press Dinner. But..then again, that would take common sense, something a liberal professor thinks is outdated.

“Research provides evidence that, when under time pressure or otherwise cognitively impaired, people are more likely to express conservative views”

So, Scott’s evidence of 85 drunks in a bar prove that only idiots are conservative. They’d never think of something so smart as wearing ‘hoodies’ on the floor of Congress.

The liberals are so freighted that the dumb conservative people of the drunken state of America, will never take the time and energy to become enlighten to the future of the liberal mind of the New World Global Taxing Order—What ARE they going to do?

They have just found out, that people are conservative when they get drunk or upset. So, if I were a liberal, I’d try to make sure I did not get a conservative drunk or upset.
In other words: Don’t piss off a conservative—especially when he’s drunk… he won’t change.

And if change is what you want…move to Kenya….all the drunks there are waiting for you to command.

March 30, 2012 Posted by | Congress, democrats, Obama | , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Nobody Reviews: Jack Abramoff

 

Nobody’s Opinion

 Jack Abramoff…not exactly a household name. I heard Jack on Michael Savage not too long ago.  If you watch Jay Leno, you know that not many people even know who our Vice President is, let alone who Jack Abramoff was.

Jack Abramoff…was one of the best lobbyist in history…and he hasn’t been out of jail for long. (2010)

Jack told Michael that the time he spent in jail made him realize, that even though in his job as a high paid lobbyist, he committed “crimes,” he never saw it that way at the time. Giving Congressmen money and gifts was just part of every good lobbyist’s job.

“What I did not consider then, and never considered until I was sitting in prison, was tha contributions from parties with an interest in legislation are really nothing but bribes. Sure, it’s legal for the most part. Sure, everyone in Washington does it. Sure, it’s the way the system works. It’s one of Washington’s dirty little secrets but it’s bribery just the same. “

After reading Jacks’ new book, Capitol Punishment, you realize that our whole political system is run on corruption and bribes, and you start wondering how much money is being given to Presidential candidates for their campaigns, not only from US companies, but from foreign countries?

And what do those foreign countries expect in return? Bill Clinton’s Presidential Library was practically built by donations from the Saudi Kings. What did he do for them? The same Saudi donations went to George W. Bush ‘s Presidential Library…what? Are we not drilling for oil so that President’s can have billons dollar monuments— so that they can be immortalized forever… by Saudi Kings?

Nobody Wonders about that…a lot.

Jack tells you in the book just how easy it was for a Russian leader to give a million dollars to Tom Delay by losing in a round of golf.

For those of you, who like me, had no clue what Jack Abramoff did to go to jail: He was accused of stealing money from the various Indian Casinos. Jack was hired by many of them to lobby Congress on their behalf –to help them… 1. KEEP the profits they made…and 2. make more.

For his hard work, Jack got paid around $300,000 a year….(the average for lobbyists) but in his estimation, he saved them billions.

Jack was a superman when it came to getting things done: to bribe Congressmen, he would get them the best tickets in town to any sports game going on: take them on trips around the world to play golf, and then make all his contacts (which were in the thousands) give Congressmen big fat checks..in other words…the whole culture of Washington is set up in bribes. Big businesses pay big bribes to big Congressmen, who vote this way or that on some big project.

It also runs major league sports teams too it seems, but that’s another blog.

That’s how Washington is run: You give to me, I’ll see that the government stays off your back, or as in GE’s case…you don’t have to pay any taxes. Or you can get out of Obamacare… Or in the case of Solyndra…you give Obama campaign money, and Obama will give you billions of taxpayer dollars.

So,…the very men that Jack gave big money to put in their campaign coffers, turned around and helped put him in jail. The question is why?

In an honest world, he should have gone to jail..but then, so should every lobbyist and every Congressmen in Congress. No matter what you think of Blogo’s hair, he is telling the truth.

When it comes to selling Obama’s senate seat. They ALL do it.  Just about everything in Washington has a price, and the Congressmen do not think taking money for their vote is illegal. For instance, Jack gives an example:

Congressman Bustamante once said to Jack:

“The Defense Department is planning to place a new naval base in the Gulf of Mexico, and I want it for my district. I hear they are looking at Florida instead. If I get that base, you get the votes. (for his casino) If I don’t, you don’t. The votes are from the Hispanic Caucus and they are solidly in my control. What do you say?”

I must admit: the book is not what I expected. It’s mostly a testimony for a life that wasn’t all that bad, a man justifying to the world that what he did, was mostly good stuff. He built Jewish schools. He helped organized the Republican Party in all states of the nation. He helped Ronald Reagan get in the White House. He was great friends with Grover Rehnquist, Mark Levin, and Tom Delay.

He’s not so enamored of Newt Gingrich, John McCain, or George Clooney, who once said on the Golden Globes awards, “What kind of parents would name their kid “Jack” when his name ends in ‘off?’ No wonder that guy is screwed up!”

It drove his daughter to tears.  

Yes, Jack lets you know all that goes into being a lobbyist, and what the book does do, is make you think about the whole concept of “lobbying.” You come away with the impression that— “Okay, we now know they all took bribes..but what does Jack leave out?”

Prostitutes? Drugs? What? I’m convinced that Jack Abramoff knows more than he will ever tell because he loves his family. He’s not about to risk his life, or theirs.   He swam with the sharks, he was the shark, and somewhere along the line, they went after him…because he knew too much.

And he was a devote Jew. I don’t know why, but I wouldn’t rule out his devotion to his religion as being a target. Somewhere along the line, and once in a while…our most corrupt politicians throw someone to the sharks..just to keep themselves out of jail. And the ones they throw into jail: know too much, or don’t follow orders.

If you don’t have time to read the book: go to the last chapter. Jack makes excellent suggestions:

“The reason there are tens of thousands of lobbyists is because the ever expanding federal government creates ever increasing opportunities of abuse. The more the federal does, the more lobbyists there will be to protect special interest at the expense of the common interest. “

“We need to eliminate any contribution by those lobbying the government participant in a federal contract or otherwise financially benefitting from public funds. If you get money or perks from elected officials be you a company, a union, an association, a  firm, or an individual, you shouldn’t be permitted to give them so  as one dollar.”

“Lobbyists should be banned from contribution to official organization and campaign funds. They should be banned from gift given as well.”

“Post public service lobbying employment needs to be eliminated. If you choose to serve in Congress or on a congressional staff, you should be barred for life from working for any company, organization or association which lobbies the federal government. “

Nobody Says—They should throw in that Presidential Advisors can’t get cushy jobs on major televisions networks to “lobby” the American people either for their X- bosses :  Dana, Rove–Mathews, Stephanopoulos…

“If you choose public serve choose it so serve the public. not your bank account. “

“Representatives should be allowed to serve for three terms of two years, senators for two terms of six year then they should get out of town.”

 “Apply every federal law enacted by Congress to the Congress itself. “

Anyone can see that these are excellent…and this Nobody hopes Jack continues now to use his “gifts” for lobbying every one he knows…to keep our Constitution.

The Constitution could use a good lobbyist right now. If Jack wants redemption…Nobody suggests Jack  starts with saving that, before it’s sold to Saudi’s for a future Obama Presidential Library.  THAT would be an honest day’s work, and a much better legacy.

March 19, 2012 Posted by | Congress, conspiracy, corruption, criminals, democrats, GE, Obama, Presidents, Ronald Reagan, White House | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Planned Parenthood: Teaching Your Kids to be Sluts

Nobody Reports

Glenn Beck always has some interesting video’s. I found this one to be disturbing. Planned Parenthood is using our tax dollars to do some rather insane things to our kids, all in the name of education. The video has some blatant graphics, but hey…if your kids are seeing this…so should you.

I won’t say Enjoy…because it just made me mad. But, you as a taxpayer, should see why we have so many single young mothers…

Nobody Thinks Valentine’s day is as good a day as any to post this.

February 14, 2012 Posted by | corruption, criminals, democrats | , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Mitt Romney VS Michelle Obama

Nobody’s Perfect

Mitt Romney got hit this week. After prolonging the release of his tax records as long as he possibly could, they were finally released. Many people were shouting, “Hey Mitt…be proud you’re rich! Show us the money!” The other half were saying, “Well, what are you hiding Mitt?”

And sure enough..it was just found out he WAS hiding something. Romney’s Federal Disclosures missed 26 accounts. He was hiding one, or two, or three..or four…bank accounts.

The paper discovered at least 23 overseas accounts on his tax return that were not included on his financial disclosure forms. Among his assets were funds based in what the Times called “low-tax foreign countries such as Bermuda, the Cayman Islands and Luxembourg.”

Not only that…this!

The top donor to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, investment banking and securities firm, Goldman Sachs, received over $10 billion in emergency lending and bailouts from the Federal Reserve after the 2008 financial meltdown, according to public sources and published reports. Goldman backed Obama for election in 2008, and the firm, like many Wall Street institutions, is now backing Mitt Romney for president.

Nine out of Romney’s top 20 campaign contributors are big Wall Street Banks like Goldman. Six of those nine top contributors received over $161 billion in bailouts. Goldman leads in Romney’s donation, but  Bain donated $327,000 to his campaign. Add George Soros telling the world there is no difference between Romney and Obama, well..just imagine how Obama is going to use this?

And speaking of Obama….it seems he’s married a serial thong abuser.

Our second contestant for having a problem with NOT acting like a big Marie Antoinette diva, is his wife, Michelle.

 It was reported by the Telegraph in Britain (just to let you know how controlled OUR media is here) that our Queen Michelle took Qatar’s Queen Sheikla Mozah out shopping for lingerie at Agent Provocateur’s Madison Avenue shop. The bill came to around $50,000 which to the King of Quatar is like 45 cents.  Of COURSE…the White House denies it.
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You know, I can see our Presidents wanting to impress the King and Queen of Qatar.  Qatar is now the location of U.S. Central Command’s Forward Headquarters and the Combined Air Operations Center. In 2010, Qatar had the world’s highest GDP per capita, while the economy grew by 19.40%, the fastest in the world.

What is not cool, is that they had to close down Madison Avenue just so the two Queens could go shopping.

As you can see…in addition to the thongs Michelle bought Obama some really cool sexy undershirts. But still…

Making half the city close down just so you can go shopping is more an action of a King than a President.  

And I know…many of you say that “Joyanna…Snopes says this was a hoax!”

Right. Okay. Sure. Next time she leaves three hours before her husband on Air Force Two to go to Qatar, I’ll remember that. 

There is no winner in this weeks contest.

Both Romney and Michelle were trying to hide their wealth and power. Nobody is used to it by now.

And I don’t know about you, but I’m having trouble picturing either one of those women in a thong. Do NOT look at this picture.

January 30, 2012 Posted by | democrats, fashion, humor, Michelle Obama, Middle East, Presidents, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 8 Comments

The Terror in Chicago: Old White People Debating

Nobody’s Opinion

If you are a conservative, it’s important to watch the liberals right now…so I did this weekend.

Last Saturday, while the Republicans were stomping to the voting machines in South Carolina, David Axelrod, put  a panel of democratic pundits on C-Span. It was titled , Road to the White House: The Presidential Election of 2012,  but what it really was, was Obama’s Chicago presidential reelection counsel getting together and trying to assure themselves and everyone else that conservatism is dead. Also, that Mitt Romney can’t connect with an audience. (which IS true) And lastly, along with those messages, give Obama some advice, since he was probably taping it.

The Panel consisted of George Stephanopoulos asking the questions to Rahm Emanuel, David Brooks, Rachel Maddow, and one man claiming to be Republican,  a one Alex Castellanos. Alex was so in love with the Clinton’s, you couldn’t even call him a RINO. Even Rino’s don’t salivate over the Clinton’s–at least not in public. Alex, ran Mitt Romney’s campaign in 2008, which tells you a lot about Mitt, and probably why he lost. The guy is a die-hard liberal.  

Here’s some of their ideas, that they gave sitting on stage at the University of Chicago the democratic/mafia political breeding grounds, and my thoughts on those ‘ideas.”

 Rahm Emanuel:

He was 100% certain: Mitt would be the nominee, the South Carolina vote didn’t matter.

Nobody Says: Now, whether this was wishful thinking or just inside knowledge on who was going to win…I’m not sure. Rahm wanted to be Mayor of Chicago: and it was handed to him, like how Putin wanted to be President of Russia, and it was handed to him.

Nobody sees any difference in those two ‘elections.’

His advice to Obama was to keep up the “I inherited this horrible mess, and I need another four years to fix it.” Obama has been pretty much saying just that, which means Rahm is still advising him.  No more “cash for clunkers” that would be bad.

Nobody Says: Rahm’s manipulation is disturbing. For instance, he believes only ONE party should rule, because when the country is divided nothing gets passed.  The reality is, the left has gone so far to the left, almost to a soft fascism/Marxism, that the other side is just trying to stop them from taking more control of our country, and that’s bugging him. 

One party. One rule. That’s what he wants. (It’s the Chicago way!)

On Republicans: They bought too much real estate and it’s going down. John Boehner will be gone next election.

Nobody Says: In other words: Rahm is mad because the democrats lost so badly in the 2010 mid-term elections.   

There was the threats that anyone who would challenge Obama from his own side, would be eaten. He tried hard to say Obama was actually producing jobs, and he will be elected again once those jobs reappear, as they will.

Nobody Says: Good luck with that Rahm. Keep lying.

Besides given the wrong credit to Bill Clinton for welfare reform, and saying that all the Ronald Reagan devotees were killing the party, Rahm was his usual smug self.  He did get some liberal protesters mad about his closing down libraries and cutting off mental health care, but he acted as if they were silly, and like a true politician, spewed out some gibberish. Oh…and big lie of the day: Rahm said that Democrats believe, as the audience can see, in open discussion, rather than what the Republicans do: rule behind the closed-door.

Nobody Says: He forgot to mention he was in that locked room with Obama all through the Obamacare sessions. No one was allowed in that room, for over 15 days. It was locked and guarded.

Rahm is a  hard man to like, and so far, he’s Obama’s best hope. That’s why Obama’s reelection office is in Chicago. Rahm is still working for him.

David Brooks

Looks like a bobble-head–another alumni of the University. David said some pretty ridiculous things like he likes the fairy guy Obama, that he remembers from his days at Chicago University. (Have you noticed yet how many people around Obama have graduated from that school, and did he mean…gay?)

There’s his SUN/MOON theory. One party is the sun, and one is the moon, and now we have two moons. He’d like a Harvard man running against a Harvard man (Obama VS Mitt)

Nobody Says: snob.

But the most absurd theory is: David said that the Republicans were all raised by the schools to give them all too much confidence in themselves. Therefore they are too materialistic, and selfish, and are so stupid that they think they know it all. Yes…the Republicans. He said that Rush Limbaugh was the perfect examples of grandiosity

Nobody Says: Uh..right. David Brooks does not suffer from grandiosity. I won’t even go into how absurd that is, never mind how the democrats represent the give “me, me, me” everything free syndrome, and were the ones who implemented that “everyone gets a star” crap into our schools. Where were all the democratic kids when the teachers were cramming this stuff out?

In the bathroom, peeling bananas?  

 Really, Who is more selfish? The conservatives believe in family. You have to sacrifice you life to raise kids: It’s the liberals who have the abortions: it would take time away from THEM. Or better yet, adopt a foreign kid, hire a nanny, and keep your figure. Which is  more selfish?

David Brooks is an idiot, and a grandiose one at that.

Rachael Maddow

Called Romney the largest midget. Ron Paul is an alien. Nobody believes in the stuff he is promoting. (which means Rachael thinks our Constitution is alien)

She was not so sure Obama would win, because unlike all the rest on that panel, she actually has talked to some people who are disappointed in him. Oh, and she loves the military.  She loves to wear big black glasses: Thinks it makes her look intelligent.

Nobody thinks she only said that because Obama is trying to convince us all he is a proud military commander, and the democrats need that image to get him elected, they think.

Alex Castellanos

Alex predicted that on that day, Newt’s run would collapse.  Thought Obama should promise the moon, like he did before to win. Thinks we should be…government by Facebook. LOVES Hillary Clinton for President. Said we need lots of immigrants to support Social Security. We need to get rid of all those political debates. Our next “crop” of Republicans are not ripe yet, in other words, we not quite the wonderful new democratic party of the Clinton’s. Alex is really sad about that. After all, we’ve got this New World to conquer.

Yes, he trashes the Republicans for not being into immigration., and said in a joking manner, “My marriage is still open.” (I can see why.) Says Obama running twice is like losing your virginity twice, he can’t be as excitable the second time around.

Nobody Thinks that Alex (R) is more liberal than Rachel Maddox and that’s saying quite a lot. Looks like we need a new category for Republicans which are more wacko liberal than the liberals themselves.

Nobody Suggests. RUDGOWs.(rhymes with madcows)Republicans you don’t go out with.

At the end, you could tell they are worried. Alex said that all those “old white people” want the country to come back, and it’s gone. They will never get their country back.

Yes, it took the Republican on the stage to say what they all know: Obama has destroyed the country so badly, the odds of it ever coming back are gone, or so they think. But they all have wonderful lives advising for Obama, and they all have power…and they don’t want to lose it.

And the thought of recurring nightmares of “old white republican people” coming at them in the dark…it’s scaring the bee heavies out of them.

Suddenly, old white people are the most freighting thing on the planet to the democrats.

And this old white person, is loving it. Let’s give them what they REALLY fear…old white people voting Obama OUT.

January 22, 2012 Posted by | democrats, political races | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Needs to Know

Nobody Wins

Here’s the question that I can’t find an answer to anywhere. We all know that companies pay to put product placement in our movies. Sometimes a company can pay up to a million dollars for a 4 second shot. God knows, we’ve seen just about every single movie star on the planet open up an Apple computer. Not to mention, all those big Hollywood stars who are health and fitness nuts can be found puffing away on cigarettes…and you have to wonder how much they got paid to do that. And if they even had a choice to refuse?

But.. the real question I have is: Does our government use taxpayers money to put politically correct propaganda in our movies? Or…do the producers of these movies demand the writers of the scripts represent the views they believe in? How many times have we seen movies promoting the favorite liberal cause of the day?

For example: The movie The Thaw with Val Kilmer is a Sci-fi film about a global warming professor who goes to report the ice caps melting, which was caused because the selfish “man” will not sacrifice his own life habits to save the planet….and because of THAT, a rare virus is let out, one that could destroy the world. There are so many, “Why don’t people SEE?” lines in the movie, the plot becomes almost secondary. If not for the excellent work done by the “bug” people, the movie would not be worth seeing. Val does not mention the fact that even if everyone in the United States went back to living in caves, China and India’s pollution would more than make up for our sacrifices.

Another example: The Dilemma…probably the worst movie Opie has ever made. It’s about two best buddies who come up with an electric car that SOUNDS and vibrates like an old-fashioned Ford Mustang. Now, I don’t know if Ron Howard got together with Obama and the boys from VOLT…to try and get America excited about electric cars, but the plot outside the many plugs for the electric cars is so stupid and lame, you can’t decide if the movie is supposed to be a comedy, or some kind of angst that Ron had happen in his own life and he just decided to combine the two.

The one best friend is very upset that his best friend’s wife having an affair. He confronts her and she tells him that he is going to a massage parlor every Thursday, and so she started the affair because he was not having sex with her…but with the massage therapist. Somehow, at the end of the movie, you get the feeling that she, his wife,  (played Winona rider) is a slut, but the husband is not…I guess because he pays for it.

Message: If men pay for sex, they are not committing adultry….it’s permitted, which shows you just how far that women’s movement went.

So, the best buddy, Vince Vaughn, gets them both exposed, and they get divorced, and by the end of the movie they get their contract for their great electric car  inventon…and you go: Okay. None of this was funny. Is this…dark humor? What am I missing here, besides the fact that they paid someone to come up with some kind of lame plot, but the real reason for the movie is to sell the concept of electic cars to the masses.

Which brings me back to my point: What came first? The chicken or the egg? Does Hollywood get PAID to put out all these crappy social engineering movies from our government? Or do they do it, because our government will make them all pay BIG taxes on their dividends?

Who is sleeping with who, and how deep is the money pit?

Nobody Wants to Know.

January 20, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, conspiracy, corruption, democrats, Entertainers, Movies, Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

Newt, China, Private Jets, Internet, Nation Building, and Lawrence of Arabia

Nobody’s Notes

Lots of different thoughts today:

NEWT GINGRICH: First up: Rick Perry got out of the Republican race, and very graciously too. But the real topic is going to be on Marianne Gingrich, Newt’s ex-wife, whom the left has given a huge platform to damage Gingrich from getting the nomination. As usual, their timing for sexual scandals is impeccable.

Nancy Pelosi, a few days ago tried to throw us all into Mitt’s ring by saying that Mitt would lose if he got the nomination so the Democrats wanted Mitt to win the nomination: She said that so the many conservatives that didn’t like Mitt, would go…”Oh yeah? Just for that Ms Tufu Buguta, I’m voting for him!” They want Mitt to win.

SO…It’s  been leaked that Newt requested an ‘open marriage’ according to Marianne. His first wife is out for revenge. Seems she didn’t like the limelight, so what’s a better way to stay away from it than to marry a politician?

Nobody Thinks any of us should judge the scorn of an ex-spouse. For instance, I just went out to lunch with an old friend who was outraged at the actions of his longtime girlfriend.

“My God, “I said. “What in the world did she do to you to get you so angry?”

“She wouldn’t go to Disneyland to celebrate my birthday with me. ”

Really? I know. To my friend, who goes to Disneyland at least three times a year, falling in love with a person who’d rather go to Las Vegas means she doesn’t love him enough. He went anyway, and showed me a darling picture of himself with Minnie.

You had to be there—I told him I simply HAD to have a copy.

Maybe Newt wanted a wife who would stand by his side in the photo- ops. Marianne didn’t want to do it.  So, none of us especially those of us who have thought of sending our ex’s to far off planets (that include this Nobody…I’d send my ex to the nearest black hole) should judge Newt on this:but we will!

I keep saying…find some sexual stuff on Obama. Nobody is listening to me.

CHINA: Why is Obama pushing solar energy when China owns 97% of the minerals on the planet that you need to MAKE solar panels? Don’t they get enough of our business? Not only that, they are going to mine the moon and then, where will we go? We won’t have the money to mine our own minerals, and even if some state here had the minerals (and they do) the Democrats would find some kind of rattlesnake feeding ground and claim the land to be preserved. The Democrats would rather make us all suffer with our houses set to 50 degrees in winter, and 80 degrees in summer.

China will now get Canada’s oil, thanks to Obama, which means we will have to now also buy our oil from China too. They are trying to put us back into the stone age…and speaking of the stone age…

PRIVATE JETS Did you know that if you are flying on a private jet, you are not “inspected” at all? The pilot gives the guy a few digits and you’re waved through…with a hand. They don’t even have to see if a passenger is on the No-fly list. 

Think of that next time some TSA agent is feeling up your groin.

So if you’re a rich Saudi, you can charter a 777 or 757 for private use, and there you go! Fly it right into the Capitol, and destroy our government.. and set up the secret government which WILL put us back into the stone age…which maybe is what they are hoping for: BIG Change. And speaking of change….

INTERNET: So many people participated in the internet blackout the draconian law is losing steam, so Obama has said that he is dropping the matter. They are reporting that the Hollywood moguls are hopping mad because they want to SUE China, and all those little nobody bloggers that keep posting Youtube video’s and pictures that they should be getting paid for.

Like that’s really going to happen.

No, what will happen is Obama will let it go for awhile and just pass the government control over to Homeland Security or the Commerce Department, right before the election, and the moguls will be back with their money. 

When Bill Clinton and Boeing wanted to sell our missile secrets to China, they took it out of Congress and the Defense Department, and went through the Commerce Department. Done deal. Good for Boeing, good for Clinton—not so good for the American people who can now be wiped off the planet by a nuclear missile from China. It’s the new godfather way. And speaking of Godfathers:

NATION BUILDING: I read an interesting take on nation building this morning. According to John C. Hulsman, we should take a lesson from Sir T.E Lawrence of Arabia. If you want to nation build, you get the WARLORDS to join you. Our American model of “reform or die” isn’t as affective as accepting the culture you want to conquer, and putting the big godfather warlords already in charge, under our direction.

“A hundred years ago, just 3,000 British officers controlled the whole of the Indian subcontinent, but most of them commanded local tribes in their own language. “

“The Israeli army can relegate skilled Arabic translators among it s reservist to routine guar duty because Arabic is compulsory for Israeli secondary school students. American lack the cultural depth to manage the welter of ethnicities and sects of the Middle East.” –Sparnleger “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Chaos.”

In other word, we would be better to learn to speak Arabic, give all these warlords one of these:

Gold Lamboghini

And tell them if they do what we want, we’ll get one to every Warlord’s son. We’d save billions.  

January 19, 2012 Posted by | democrats, economy, Elections, humor, Newt Gingrich, Obama, planes, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Golden Parachute Keeps Opening…

Nobody Knows

—That this was an email that I found very disturbing, so I’m not waiting till the weekend to post it. Besides, not too many people know exactly what happened to the men who ran Freddie and Fannie.

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Where are they now? The three who bought down Wall Street– Here’s a quick look into the three former Fannie Mae executives who brought down Wall Street.

Franklin Raines was a Chairman and Chief Executive Officer at Fannie Mae. Raines was forced to retire from his position with Fannie Mae when auditing discovered severe irregularities in Fannie Mae’s accounting activities. Raines left with a “golden parachute” valued at $240 million in benefits. The Government filed suit against Raines when the depth of the accounting scandal became clear.

Tim Howardwas the Chief Financial Officer of Fannie Mae. Howard was a strong internal proponent of using accounting strategies that would ensure a “stable pattern of earnings” at Fannie. Investigations by federal regulators and the company’s board of directors since concluded that management did manipulate 1998 earnings to trigger bonuses.

Raines and Howard resigned under pressure in late 2004. Howard’s Golden Parachute was estimated at $20 Million!

Jim Johnson, was a former executive at Lehman Brothers and who was later forced from his position as Fannie Mae CEO. Investigators found that Fannie Mae had hidden a substantial amount of Johnson’s 1998 compensation from the public, reporting that it was between $6 million and $7 million, when it fact it was $21 million.” Johnson is currently under investigation for taking illegal loans from Countrywide while serving as CEO of Fannie Mae. Johnson’s Golden Parachute was estimated at $28 Million.

Where Are They Now?

Franklin Raines?

Raines works for the Obama Campaign as his Chief Economic Advisor.

Tim Howard?

Howard is a Chief Economic Advisor to Obama under Franklin Raines.  

Jim Johnson?

Johnson was hired as a Senior Obama Finance Advisor and was selected to run Obama’s Vice Presidential Committee.

Kinda makes ou feel sick to your stomach. Our government seems to be rotten to the core: or as the great general would say: “I small a RAT!” Vote in 2012. It is the most important election of our time.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Nobody Notes: The black man’s golden parachute was a LOT bigger than the white men’s.

January 10, 2012 Posted by | Angry Citizens, corruption, criminals, democrats, Obama | , , , | 9 Comments