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Nobody Flashes Michelle’s China Vacation

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You have to feel sorry for the Obama’s girls. Instead of getting to go to Cancun for Spring Break, Mom decided to take them to on vacation to China. The Obama’s have now officially made it the policy that only photo’s they approve will be released…from now on. Did that stop the New York Times? NO! They sent their own photographers over to China, where they were shocked…just shocked:

The Examiner: Reporters say that they have been blocked from events, screamed at by officials, held back with red tape and told not to move from prepositioned lookouts, possibly to avoid taking embarrassing photos. On Monday, the New York Times filed a pool report about the first lady’s tour of Xi’an, a city dating to the 14th century. “Event below marred for press by obnoxious Chinese advance man screaming and shoving us behind his ever moving red tape line,” said the report. Sales of a popular t-shirt sold at stalls near the wall that show President Obama in a Mao military-style hat were temporarily banned.Obama Mao

 

Ah…banned? I bet Michelle got more than one to take home.

So, what can we say? Get used to it New York Times…it’s a new world and you work for them now.  You have for the last decade, it’s just that now, you don’t have to hide it anymore.

In the meantime, Michelle and the girls got to visit all the tourist spots at our expense.

 

Have fun girls! I know China is boring sometimes. But..don’t worry…odds are dad will let you go back to Cancun before he gets out of office.

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March 24, 2014 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

We Are Going to Need MILLIONS of Davids’

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David Rockefeller two“Some even believe we are a part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as ‘internationalists’ and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure – one world, if you will. If that’s the charge, I stand guilty and I am proud of it.”

                                                                – David Rockefeller from his book, David Rockefeller: Memoirs.

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We shall have world government, whether or not we like it. The question is only whether world government will be achieved by consent or by conquest.”

                                                                    – James Warburg (Rothschild Banking Agent 1950)

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“We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order.” – David Rockefeller

Are you ready to rumble? Are you ready for the New World Order? Yeah, me either.

I watched an excellent educational  program on the History Channel last weekend called, “The Men Who Built America.” It was all about John Rockefeller, Dale Carnegie, and J.P. Morgan. They were the ‘titans’ of capitalism, and they created the biggest monopolies on the planet—-but they did build the country. They were ruthless in their business, and it was all about winning, being the richest, having the most monopolies—-and they competed against each other with almost malevolent passion. But it was competition that helped build the America we know: Rockefeller’s gas, J.P. Morgan’s electric, and Carnegie steel.

And the word here to remember is— America.  J.P Morgan

Under these men, the workers worked for pittances. During the Industrial revolution, men worked long hours, lived in poverty, and the gap between the rich and the poor was great.

Then along came Henry Ford. He gave his men higher wages, decent hours, the assembly line, and bought the age of prosperity to America. He wisely knew that the more cars he sold the better it was for everybody. While the titans of Rockefeller and Carnegie believed in crushing all competition, Ford thought competitions was a good thing.  Pretty soon, all the companies were copying his model of business. The middle class was built. The 20th century was America’s glory.

And then, Teddy Roosevelt, a man that all three of the Titans were afraid of, became President, and government actually broke up Standard Oil into many companies— but Rockefeller had shares in every single company that Standard Oil was split into and became even richer.

J.P. Morgan had so much money, he once  bailed out the government..thus forever bonding Wall Street and the government to serve each other forever.

And if you don’t think the Wall Street of today, rules the country, all you have to remember is how President George W. Bush bailed out Wall Street. (With OUR money)

No wonder Wall Street wants Jeb to succeed Obama.Bush and the boys

I was surprised (although not shocked ) to learn that while the three titans of old fought and did horrible things to each other in business, that didn’t stop them from working together to buy an American Presidents. They just did it. They planned it out, than each gave millions to William McKinley and he won. He left them alone. Rockefeller even went over McKinley’s speeches.

You don’t have to be smart to realized, that our Presidents, and our Congress are still elected by power and money. They decide WHO goes on the tickets…whenever possible.That’s called, sorry to report: A plutocracy.

We have Oligarchs too.

Now we are in the 21st century, and we find ourselves back in the same hole we were before.  The gap between the rich and poor grows bigger every day. We have two economies, the stock market where the rich play their global stocks, and the ‘service’ economy, where the disappearing middle class exists. American manufacturing has been transferred to other countries, like China. Whether our Titians moved their companies because of the high taxes or because they just see a bigger market, hardly matters to the us now. But in the 21st century we have 500 titans, instead of 3, and if the 20th century was all about America, the 21st is not about America at all.

It’s about global multinational companies and their dividends.

It’s why Bush was always warning us about isolationism, and Obama is shocked that Putin is actually working for his country.  Nationalism is not supported by ANY of the big 500 countries. Their plans are to get into those countries and make money. They like to think they are building a better world, but it’s obvious what they have done.

They  have REALLY screwed it up. There may be more “middle’ class in China, but it’s still a communist country. And they like communism. They really do. It’s much better for the bottom line. All you need to buy off is one man, instead of hundreds. It saves money. New World Order Eye

Our modern day J.P. Morgan was Mitt Romney and he really was no different than Obama on policy. He believed in cap and trade, amnesty, abortion rights, and universal health care. The only difference was he was a money guy. Obama only knows how to spend money, not make it. But if debt is a prerequisite for the New World Order, than Obama was the perfect pick:

 “The one aim of these financiers is world control by the creation of inextinguishable debts.” – Henry Ford, Industry Giant

So, you and I , the ones who don’t WANT to become global citizens, are slowly being programmed.  The politicians are so much in the global multinational pockets that they got the Supreme Court to pass that  “companies are people” who have a right to your property, but maybe not people enough to not obey Obamacare…because  universal healthcare is the globalists (which are liberals and rinos’ ) agenda. (Watch carefully what happens to Hobby Lobby.)

That’s why the Rino’s won’t ever repeal it. That’s why BOTH parties said Ted Cruz shut down the government. He didn’t…THEY did. But look how they can twist the truth.

That’s why patriotic American “nationalists” are attacked by both parties. It’s been on the agenda for a looooooooooog time. American, has to be downsized. The New World Order is NOT a conspiracy.

Don’t believe me? Read their quotes here. Don’t be a fool, these men are working behind the scenes to bring this about. But unlike Rockefeller and Carnegie, who spent their own money, these titans are using our money to build it.America dead

That’s why they need an internet tax, and a cap and trade tax. They want to keep their vast fortunes.

The NSA is just enough about multinational spying, as government spying. ( I don’t believe them when they say they don’t do it, do you?) We have blurred into an almost obscene fascism, where information is sold by the internet companies on where you shop, and the government sells YOUR information to the companies.

America is being transformed to fit into their global corporate government, where only the individual who works for the company will get his ideas on the market. All patents must be owned by the monopoly.

In the mean time, so we don’t get what’s up…they keep our eyes on the lost Boeing 777.

It’s lost. Or was it shot down? Or is it in a bunker? There is so much misinformation about it all, what can any of us believe?

While I’m pretty depressed tonight about the future of our country, I do know one thing…history has shown that even in the darkest hours, some do rise up, and miracles do happen.

Can David’s beat the Goliaths of the world? Yep.

But…this time, we may need more than one David.Andrew Carnegie

“I think there are 25,000 individuals that have used offices of powers, and they are in our Universities and they are in our Congresses, and they believe in One World Government. And if you believe in One World Government, then you are talking about undermining National Sovereignty and you are talking about setting up something that you could well call a Dictatorship – and those plans are there!” – Congressman Ron Paul at an event near Austin, Texas on August 30th, 2003

March 23, 2014 Posted by | New World Order, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Delta Airlines—Patriots

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I had no idea that Delta Airlines employees put on a ceremony for the bodies of the soldiers coming home on their planes, but I think it’s wonderful.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

March 23, 2014 Posted by | Patriot | | Leave a comment

Some Things You Just Have to HEAR to Believe

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Here’s a great way to start off your Sunday morning. This is Holland’s Got Talent, and what an understatement.

What is so amazing about little 9-year-old Armira is not only the beautiful voice, but her artistry that is way beyond her years. Notice how she visions her performance before she sings.  Let’s hope she stays in Holland–and doesn’t get corrupted by the American money-making music machine.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to JR)

March 22, 2014 Posted by | music, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Speilburg Honors Obama—AGAIN.

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Wonders never cease. First, Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize, which he didn’t deserve, and now, he gets an Ambassador to Humanity award, from Steven Spielberg.

President Barack Obama is set to deliver remarks and receive an honor presented by Steven Spielberg at a USC Shoah Foundation event, the organization said Friday. 

“President Obama’s commitment to democracy and human rights has long been felt,” said Spielberg in a statement announcing the news. “As a constitutional scholar and as president, his interest in expanding justice and opportunity for all is remarkably evident.”

“The president’s recent appointment of the first special envoy for Holocaust Survivor Services in United States history demonstrates his staunch commitment to honoring the past while building a better future,” the director continued. Spielberg will present Obama with the Ambassador for Humanity Award.”

Right. Democracy rule by the majority of one, and his human rights? He is setting up his own holocaust with Obamacare. That’s how much he cares about human rights.  Constitutional Scholar? I guess you have to know the laws to know how to break them.

Things must be REALLY be bad if Steven Spielberg has to come out and try to promote his old pal Obama. Don’t you wonder what Steven Spielberg gets for always giving the democrats his millions, his talent, and his time?

I can take one guess: And it rhymes with honey.

This is one ego fest you won’t find Netanyahu attending, and when the rich Jews keep giving to people like Obama, a man who doesn’t even recognized Jerusalem on a map, it makes you wonder.

Maybe there is a grain of truth to racial stereotypes, after all.

March 22, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Barack Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

If He Builds It, Will They Come?

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What built this country, was innovation. Electricity, cars, railroads, steel, and Doug Coulter thinks he will be able to build the next new energy source:

Of course, he might have to take a bath at some point.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to Kim Komando)

March 22, 2014 Posted by | American History | , , | 2 Comments

Chelsea Clinton: Selling Obamahermama Care

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Jimmy Fallon had Michelle Obama on the first week, now, it’s the Clinton’s turn. And so, it’s Chelsea’s promoting Obamacare and getting Jimmy to also….and you will be seeing her everywhere in the next few years promoting mama, except on the front page of the weekly tabloids where Dad hogs all the limelight with his favorite “bunnies”.Bill with Bunny RanchBill with hookers

So, when are the men going to get “free” prostitutes, isn’t that in the coverage somewhere? After all, women get free pills, men should demand their fair share.

(Or better yet, send the bill to Bill.)

The very fact that Chelsea Clinton has been kept out of the limelight up until now…shows you how well-planned out the Clinton’s think ahead. She is now going to be the one who they will use to promote the mother…as “caring’ about young women.

What can we do?

I don’t know. You tell me.

March 21, 2014 Posted by | Clintons, Obamacare, Uncategorized | , | 4 Comments

Nobody Remember’s Barry Goldwater’s Speech on the Cold War

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“I hope there is not another Cold War,” Clinton said during the question and answer portion of an appearance in Montreal. “Obviously, nobody wants to see that. I think that is primarily up to Putin.” —-Hillary Clinton, 2014.

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“We’re hoping that Russia will not see this as sort of a continuation of the Cold War. We don’t see it that way. We do not believe this should be an East-West, Russia-United States – this is not Rocky IV, believe me,” Kerry said, referencing the 1985 movie.—John Kerry, 2014


Our approach as the United States is not to see these as some Cold War chessboard in which we’re in competition with Russia,” Obama said. “Our goal is to make sure that the people of Ukraine are able to make decisions for themselves about their future, that the people of Syria are able to make decisions without having bombs going off and killing women and children … because a despot wants to cling to power.” Barack Obama


Funny isn’t it? Here we have three top democrats who think that just by saying: “Hey, we can’t go back into the cold war Putin…we already did that!” That Putin will just say, “You’re right. ”

That’s what you get when you put people in power whose total foreign policy achievements between the three of them amount to just how many secret service people they could find a hotel for when they vacationed on Martha’s Vineyard.Barry Goldwater

But.—-the cold war is back, and Nobody Remembers this speech that Barry Goldwater gave on the Senate floor, July 14, 1961, when JFK was President.

Here’s a few excerpts about the last “cold war” with Russia, and a few nobody comments.

Mr. President:

“As I study the address delivered by the distinguished chairman of the Committee on Foreign Relations, I find myself becoming first surprised, then amazed, and finally, alarmed. In essence it strikes me as an argument of continued drifting in the wrong direction: for inaction on all major cold war fronts: For future costly implementations of an outmoded, weak- kneed foreign policy which accomplishes nothing but more and greater losses of freedoms’ territory to the forces of international  communism. It is a plea for more useless expenditures in the name of more hopeless objectives. It is part and parcel with the prevalent belief in administration circles that all we have to do is increase the foreign aid budget and Khrushchev will back off. Castro will be rendered ineffective, and a tremendous host of nations will quickly effect social and economic reforms and clasp the United State to their bosom as the savior of underdeveloped areas.”

Nobody Notes: Isn’t this Obama’s whole foreign policy? Give everybody money? Be “nice”?

How many billions has he sent to the Middle East? And now he wants Congress to send billons to the Ukraine, which will end up in Russia, because the Ukraine owes Russia billions, and either way you look at it, that money ends up in Russia. How smart is that? It’s the same game plan that the democrats had back in 1961. He goes on:Putin and Obama two

Mr. President:

“And the way things are going I am beginning to wonder whether it will ever come—those in official capacity in this country will have to stand up and tell the American people why it is that this approach to the realities of the cold war has cost us billions and billions of dollars while communism continues to gain, both in prestige and territory. The plan fact is that this is not a way to meet effectively the challenge of the cold war. It is the way to weaken freedom by draining our strength and undermines our economy…

“What pleases them (Russia) is our present policy of making costly commitments throughout  the world, commitments which carry with them no element of real strength, but which rest on theoretical dreaming that the way to fight Communist bullets is with relief packages, Communist tanks with plows, Communist bombs with elaborate charts for monetary reform.”

Nobody Notes:

Obama is a true liberal, and the way of the progressives. He thinks just because he himself believe the world should now be over guns, and wars, it will be. And if we just send rebels weapons to fight with, food to nourish them, and money for their leaders, everything will work out okay.

Evidently he was playing golf on 9/ll.

Barry’s Goldwater’s speech was about how even in a cold war, you should insist, and fight, for victory, and he cites a quote from General MacArthur who insists we have the RIGHT to prosecute war for the purpose of winning.Douglas MacARuther

The best that might be said for the policy makes responsible for these monumental blunders is that they did not comprehend the truism, as old as history itself, that a great nation which voluntary enters upon war and does not fight it through to victory must ultimately accept all of the consequences of defeat, that in war…there is no substitute  for victory…..

                                                                                                                Douglas MacArthur

Putin is playing to win….and Obama..

Is concentrating on March Madness.

How can we not lose?

March 20, 2014 Posted by | American History, communism, Uncategorized | , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Fool: Milton Friedman

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It doesn’t matter how long ago this was taken, the economics are still the same. And yet, already Obama is making the minimum wage and women’s pay, the focus of the next elections. In St. Louis all last week, every single local news station was giving this one Pizza shop downtown St. Louis, lots of coverage because they were going to raise the salaries of their employees to over $10.00. You would have thought by the glowing coverage, that they were curing cancer.

Nobody Wonders if that was the same pizza place that Obama flew to the White House to deliver him a pizza his first days in office? Mmmmm….

Milton Friedman makes it all so clear. What really happens, when you raise the minimum wage, is the poor are hurt the most, and the blacks.

Good think Obama has their ‘backs.’ Their fronts aren’t looking too promising.

March 20, 2014 Posted by | economy, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Is It Any Wonder They Go From School to Prison?

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Tell me, where else but a communist country would this happen:schools one

From Infowars:

An Ohio high school student is now considering a lawsuit after school officials searched his car without his consent and found a pocket knife, leading to his arrest.

Jordan Wiser, an EMT trainee who attends Ashtabula County Technical School in Jefferson, spent 13 days in jail for the three-inch knife officials found and reported to police.

He was charged with “illegal conveyance of a weapon onto a school ground” despite the fact that the knife was found in Wiser’s first responder vest and used for slicing an accident victim’s seatbelt.

“I declined to allow them to search myself or my car and that I wanted to talk to my lawyer or my father,” Wiser told Fox News. “They told me it wasn’t an option.”

The school officials claimed that they had “probable cause” to search Wiser’s car based on a message Wiser supposedly wrote on-line and that possession of the pocket knife was a violation of the school’s “zero tolerance” policy.

First off: Whatever he posted online is free speech. That should not give any school a right to go search his car without a search warrant. When a student is not in school, it’s none of the school’s business what he says anywhere.  Now, the internet is becoming a part of the whole government complex. Today your kids will be punished. Tomorrow, it will be you.Kris 17

THAT’s why they want complete surveillance. The government schools (or any school for that matter) has no right whatsoever to punish a student for what he does out of school, and yet, this is happening all over the country. The 1st amendment is eroding right before our eyes.

Second: It was in the CAR.  How dare they go searching through that car.

Third: Every day, some child is expelled from some school for the most idiotic, and ridiculous things imaginable: like kissing, pointing their finger like a gun in play, or the latest: a little girl brought a sandwich to school in her pocket. She got three days suspension. How in the world can we survive?—-

With such MORONS running the schools!!! (sorry, but shouting is at this point, the only option.)

Our schools have become prisons. They are even built like prisons.  Parents are not allowed inside, and they are NOT allowed to criticize any teachers least that teacher take it out on their kids. The principles of some of these schools are basically wardens. They will never, ever, ever side against any teacher in their district. They are all government drones.

I fought the school system all my adult life. The school is connected to the Feds now and it’s damn near a military chain of command. At least the schools in my neighborhood. It goes right up to the governor. If it’s a democratic city, ruled by democrats, your kids are basically training in a prison. Unless of course, you are black, and in that case Eric Holder has your back.

But you’ll end up in prison anyway, because you were taught by…morons!

This Nazi like run educational system is killing our kids.

I hope this guys sues…but then again, like me, once upon a time when I had good reason to sue, I didn’t have the money. And I found out the vast corruption now pretending to be an educational system, but in reality, is anything but

And so it…goes on, and gets worse.

March 19, 2014 Posted by | education | , , , , | 7 Comments

Nobody is STILL Damaged By JAWS

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I was cleaning out some old magazines this morning, and came upon an old Rolling Stone issue, from 1985. Steven Spielberg was on the cover, and I reread the interview.Speilburg

All experience colors any perceptions in most people’s life, so I was surprised as I read the interview that Steven was even MORE of a genius that I had imagined in 1985 when I must have first read this interview. Just the scope of how he thought, and how he looked at his own trade, and the insight he had into his own life and people, were amazing. And then, I read this about his review of the movie Rambo:

“I think Rambo is great. I love Rambo. But I think it is potentially a very dangerous movie, because it’s a this- is-the-way- it- should- have- been motion picture which is very, very frightening. It changes history in a frightening way. But it’s a helluva well made picture. It winds you up inside, and when it let you go, you spin around like a top, and the darn thing is just so much fun to watch. Even bleeding heart liberal walk out trying desperately to deny that they were entertained. I was entertained and angered at the same time. “

Now…isn’t this interesting. He is mad that a movie that was filled with violence made him angry, and yet he was entertained.

I had that same feeling for YEARS after I saw Jaws. ANGER. Jaws ruined my love of the water. I grew up swimming in the Gulf of Mexico, an ocean filled with all kinds of sharks, and yet, I was never scared. After that movie you couldn’t get me near an ocean without those images in my mind.

Thanks a lot Steve.

After I saw that movie I had nightmares. Millions of sharks were killed out of sheer fear all over the world.  Spielberg put a deep fear of sharks into the general population, the world has never gotten over it. While sharks are dangerous, more people are killed by lighting every year. I’m sure it spoiled many a vacation.Jaws

And yet…Steven obviously simply has rationalized his own movie as…sheer entertainment, which put him on the map. So see, it really is about the money. He is no different from Stallone.

Although, having said that, comparing Spielberg to Stallone, is like comparing Beethoven to the Troggs.

Nobody Wonders at the human capability of ignoring one’s own hypocrisy. We are incredibly good at it, especially if we can make ourselves more money.

Most everyone who saw Rambo knew it was simply a fantasy action film. But JAWS…that was so real, it became our reality.

If asked today, would Steven have any guilt about it at all? Or, does he think he did us all a favor?

Nobody wonders.

March 19, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Movies | , , | 4 Comments

Nobody Knows: Boeing 777, GM CEO, Clooney, Beyonce, NSA— Puppies!

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It’s the Wednesday addition of Nobody Knows anything…good luck trying to find out!Malaysia plane

Nobody Knows: It’s been almost two weeks, and nobody knows where the Boeing 777 went, but what we DO know, is that the cable stations have MILKED this story for all it’s worth. Did the pilot kill the passengers by going up to 45,000 feet? (And do oxygen masks stop working at that altitude?)  Did he just kill the oxygen? Did he program the plane to turn left? Was it an electrical short? Was there another person on that plane that helped hide Obama’s birth certificate in Hawaii? Was this a radical Muslim working with Obama on a secret mission to hide out in an undisclosed bunker, until the day it would be released only to drop a nuke on Washington D.C. while Obama (and his buddies) were out-of-town? Hey…that’s at least as feasible as the Indian Triangle supernatural theory. Or aliens stealing it to study. And since two Iranians got on board illegally, will Israel be the target? Nobody Knows. Nobody knows what happened to Jimmy Hoffa, but then again, Nobody Cares.

Nobody Knows just when they are going to stop talking about it, but if you want to read ALL the theories, it’s all here.

Nobody Knows: Gee. When did GM get a woman CEO?  (just a few months ago) Was this done in order to ‘soften’ the blow that for 11 years GM knew about a hazard that killed people in their cars, but it was all about keeping your eye on that bailout money? You had more important things to do GM? Was that part made in China?  Anyway, the woman is now being hailed as great, (just watch this fantastic propaganda video below) because she came out and admitted it.  Mary looks like everybody’s sister…you wouldn’t want to hurt dear Mary by suing GM now would you? Evidently Mary just found out about this..so I suggest Obama make her his new Auto Czar. Being good at denying knowledge of ANYTHING, is the progressive metal of honor. And speaking of Metals of honor–

Nobody Knows why Obama gave veterans Metals at the White House today. Everybody knows he hates the military. I think I would have suggested they send it to me in the mail. I don’t care how much I deserved that metal, to receive it from Obama would have been…more than a letdown. I would have HAD to say something like “I don’t LIKE what you are doing to our veterans Obama, and …just hand it to me. I want my fellow soldier to do the honors.” And then, I would have been escorted out of the room, and you would have never seen me again.

I don’t think I could have done it. But that’s me.

Nobody Knows—that I watched the movie, THE AMERICAN staring George Clooney last night, and unless you like an hour of sex scenes, with what is SURE to be a photoshoped Clooney, skip this one. On a scale of one to ten, I’d give it a .0005. There was only one scene that was worth watching, the evil sinister woman assassin gets a bullet to the head,–very rewarding, looked real. She deserved it. George had ONE expression throughout the whole movie, no doubt, from eating too many goats in  Somalia.  The American

Nobody Knows if Russia is going to invade all its old territories, since it has announced that it could make nuclear toast out of America. And Nobody Knows, if those elite rich snobs in the European Union still think the United States is going to come to their rescue. Would they give up their countries for Putin’s assurances that they would be allowed to keep their own fortunes?

EVERYBODY knows that answer.

Nobody Knows–It’s now being revealed that the NSA has recorded every single phone conversation ever held in probably every country. So, Nobody Knows why they haven’t used that to find out where that plane went….probably because they were listening to Mitt Romney’s phone conversations.

He has a really big family. So does Sarah Palin. I, on the other hand, am VERY boring. Absolutely. I swear on Justin Bieber’s left foot.

Nobody Knows—how hard it was to date Mick Jagger. (His girlfriend committed suicide) and Nobody Knows how Justin Beiber really hurt his foot. And Nobody Knows how many girls are going to complain to their boyfriends that they want to make love in the back of a limo because Beyoncé does it. And Nobody Knows if those girls will have to PAY for that limo. (See Beyoncé’s last video because Bill O’Reilly can’t stop talking about it.) Beyonce in limo

Nobody wonders if this is going to boost limousine company profits? Anyone with a limo service out there?

Nobody Knows what we found out that Obama did this week:

“In a move that went little noticed in 2009, the White House quietly amended portions of the Freedom of Information Act, making it more difficult for Americans to request public documents for review.”

Yes…the powerful don’t want you to know.

So, you won’t. Hey, we STILL don’t know who killed JFK, so we might as well get used to being ignorant.

And finally, Nobody Knows, I have no idea how to fly a plane, and Nobody Knows, that I thought this video was cute.

Next week, I’ll be sure to tell you more stuff…I don’t know.

Enjoy!

March 18, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, American History, Diane Feinstein, GM, humor, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Gay Man, FIRED By Michelle Obama

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Yes, a gay man was fired from his job as Chef at the White House. Notice how I picked out the headline? It’s a falsehood. It was reported that the gay chef quit. If a republican President had accepted the resignation of a gay chef for whatever reason, THAT would be the headline, “GAY MAN FIRED BY GEORGE W. BUSH” insinuating that the President did not like gays. Gingerbread White House on display in the State Dining Room in Washington

But, in reality, he wasn’t fired, he just quit:

“Yosses is leaving the White House in June to work on a  new project focusing on “food literacy” and The New York Times says Michelle is  “partly to blame.” The openly gay chef was hired by Laura Bush in 2007 to make  his trademark cookie plates and sugar sculptures. Mrs. Obama took over in 2009  and ordered Yosses to make healthier plates in smaller portions.”

(Hired by Laura Bush? You mean a conservative first lady hired a…gay? I thought all conservatives were anti-gay? )Michelle obama cookie

“Yosses began replacing butter with fruit puree and sugar with honey and  agave. But Yosses was never fully committed to the new policy.

“I don’t want to demonize cream, butter, sugar and eggs,” Yosses said, noting  that his departure from the White House is a “bittersweet decision.”

Fancy that: Michelle Obama wanted the chef to stop making sweet things that have been made for centuries. Probably because, she was getting fat on them.

You can ‘say’ the chef quit, but in reality, Michelle forced him out. And this nobody, is proud of Yosses for sticking up for butter, eggs, and sugar. Comrade Michelle will have to find another chef to bully…or has she already?

March 18, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized, White House | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Kevin Trudeau VS Mary Magdelene Root

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have two people that got arrested—Natural Cures two

The first person has been hawking his books on TV for years now: Kevin Trudeau. It seems some judge thought he was making too much money being a scam artist.

“U.S. TV pitchman Kevin Trudeau, who was convicted last year of criminal contempt for exaggerating the contents of his weight-loss book in infomercials, was sentenced on Monday to 10 years in prison.

Prosecutors, who said Trudeau’s actions resulted in over $37 million in losses to consumers, had sought at least a 10-year sentence, saying in court papers he was motivated by simple greed and had bilked consumers and defied court orders.”

Well gee. True Confession here: I bought that first book of his, and it was just like any other book on the market, and let’s be honest here: Kevin Trudeau is NOT the only scam artist out there. How about that ballet bar? You know, the “Dancers Body” commercial? You can grab any bar at all, but that bar will cost you around $500, and trust me, most women will not come out with a dancer’s body. You either have one or you don’t. How about all the machines they tell you will help you lose weight? Those are big scams too. Almost every single machine or weight loss product sells you the idea that with that machine, or that dance video’s—or that zumba video’s— you will lose weight: and then you get the product in the mail, open it up, and there is ALWAYS a book with it, where you find out that—-By the way, you also have to starve —eat our diet, or none of these exercises or machines will work, and we are not responsible for your failure.

Come on. Billions are lost on health care scams, (and diet pills) why pick on him?

I don’t think it was Kevin’s book that was the rip-off, it was the $10.00 a month that he kept putting on my credit card for some kind of newsletter that I never got, never ordered, and you could not cancel it. It took me a whole year to finally get rid of it. The telephone number was always busy. Always.

That scam was real, and pretty clever. Mary Magdelene

And then we have poor (I can’t even pay my property taxes): Mary Magdalene Root

“An 81-year-old Maryland woman was arrested Wednesday and placed behind bars for reportedly failing to pay a $7,000 fine she had received for minor pet violations.”

Okay…some neighbor took a picture of her dogs, who had a habit of getting out of the yard. Did they hurt anybody? No. They look like cute little pups. Hardly the usual dog-fighting owner rapper, Mary was arrested because she didn’t pay the fine, because obviously, she couldn’t rap.

The judge even said if she didn’t pay, the dogs would be taken away from her.  Bail was set at $2,500.

“I’ve never had a crime. Never. Not even a traffic ticket,” she said.

A good Samaritan paid the bail, but now she has to find a new home.

So, who wins the Nobody Perfect award for the week?

Let’s see….Mmmmmm…In my Nobody Opinion Kevin was targeted, not because he was such a great scam artist, (Obama has him beat there) but because he was revealing trade secrets of fast food companies: Like the fact that they put chemicals in the food to addict you to it.

Think about it. What exactly is in those McDonalds’ fries that you just can’t get enough of?

And that poor lady–good god, Who hasn’t had a dog get out of the yard? I would have thrown the neighbor and the judge in jail instead.Obama excuse

NO…once again…it wasn’t Kevin or Mary, The winner of the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week goes to…OBAMA!

(Make that the decade.)

Why? Because Obama sold a whole country the biggest scam in United States history: Obamacare. It was all a lie, and he knew it. Obamacare will cost millions of jobs, billions of dollars, and thousands of deaths.

Next to Obama, Kevin Trudeau should win the Nobel Peace Prize.

In a sane world, President Obama would be…arrested tomorrow,  and given life with no parole.

Too bad we can’t make a citizen’s arrest…because…Comrade Obama is now the laughing stock of the world.  And his scams, all of them…now belongs to us.

March 17, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, corruption, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments