Nobody Gets Ready for Paul Ryan
Nobody Wonders
Where in the world do you get this stuff? I used to have a flag bikini….
Anyway, I would wear the shorts, and the shoes, and the Got Mitt hat to the convention, and carry that adorable little pup on my hip…and throw red, right, and bluc popcorn, while singing “Hit the Road Jack”… BUT…
Nobody invited me!
Nobody’s Perfect: Dick Cheney VS Rahm Emanuel
Last week, we had two politicians spout off about two different subjects. First up: Dick Cheney.
Cheney was talking about picking Vice Presidents, something he has done himself for both Presidents Nixon and Ford. He has also been a Vice President himself and at the seat of power just about as long as GOD…and in his opinion, Sarah Palin was…an amateur. John McCain picked the wrong running mate.
“The test ... has to be, ‘Is this person capable of being president of the United States?’”
“I like Governor Palin,” Cheney said of the former Alaska governor. “I’ve met her. I know her. ...Attractive candidate. But based on her background, she’d only been governor for, what, two years. I don’t think she passed that test ... of being ready to take over. And I think that was a mistake.”
Well…Nobody Thinks that Dick Cheney has shown that all the experience he brought to the table has not exactly left the country in the best of positions. The reason Barack Obama got into office so easily is because he promised ‘change’ …and that was ‘change’ from the Bush and Cheney Rockefeller “no isolation” Dynasty.
Sarah Palin actually saved the Republicans from total embarrassment, and they know it. She came out and connected with the people. John McCain was “experienced” but what good is experience when it made John a liberal on WAY too many subjects? Prostitutes are experienced but would you trust them to rasie your kids?
When Obama talks about the “old boys club” many of us wince, because there is a ring of truth to it. The old boys club has done so badly, a communist just slipped right in. While the Marxists took over the Democrats, the Global Corporate took over the Republicans. There was no party ‘for the people’ anymore, and that’s why everyone loved her. 
They should have Sarah Palin at the Republican convention, but the Bush family do not want her anywhere near it.
We’ll see how smart they are.
Then there was the Godfather of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, who had this to say when he found out that the Chick-fil-A’s owner believes in old fashioned marriage between a man and a woman, a view he shares with over 70 percent of the people.
Rahm Emanuel, the mayor of Chicago said, of his efforts to block the food chain, “Chick-fil-A’s values are not Chicago values. They’re not respectful of our residents, our neighbors and our family members.”
Respectful? Uh..Gays can eat chicken. He never said they can’t eat at his store.
The Mayor of Chicago just discriminated against a legitimate business, with his OWN opinions, causing it millions of dollars worth of business.
Hitler would be proud. Why don’t you just paint a “star” on those store windows Rahm?
Rahm has no room to talk. Chicago has the highest rate of murders for any city…in the WORLD. More than Mexico City…and Rahm welcomes all Muslims into Chicago, Muslims who hate “gays”..including that lovable Obama mentor, Louis Farrakhan.
So…who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week? 
Nazi Boy, Rahm Emanuel….Sarah Palin can take care of herself.
Nobody’s Perfect: Jimmy Carter VS Elmo
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have two very important world figures trying to take the spotlight with their grievances, Jimmy Carter and Elmo. I was going to go for Cher this week, because she keeps ranting that the Tea Party people are all racist… but…why? Elmo at this point is much more interesting. 
Let’s start with that pontificating putterer, x-President Jimmy Carter, who no doubt is still wondering if we have aliens on the planet, because he is looking for the Carter family tree. I’m convinced he could be of alien descent because I can’t think of any recent x President that dislikes America as much as he does.
Notice I said X American President.
Carter is STILL knocking America…and that’s because America threw him out of office because he put on his sweater one day in the Oval Office, looked the American people straight in the eye, and told America to turn down their thermostats and get out our ugliest sweaters, because we were basically all energy hogs and it was our fault (not his) that we had to wait in long lines to get gas.
It didn’t go over too well.
Once Ronald Reagan came to save the day, we couldn’t WAIT for Jimmy to go back to his peanut farm. But did he? Nooooooo, he had to continue to torture us with all his opinions…like how the election of Hugo Chavez was a good one. Once Jimmy Carter agreed to do an interview in Playboy, Nobody thought that if there were any redeeming qualities Jimmy might have had…class was not one of them. He has been one of the noisiest and litigious pathological anti American President ever to grace the Oval Office, but..yesterday–he just might have gone too far.
He is now attacking Obama…Lions and Tiger and Bears…OH MY!
Jimmy Carter, America’s 39 the president, denounced the Obama administration for “clearly violating” 10 of the 30 articles of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, writing in a New York Times op-ed on Monday that the “United States is abandoning its role as the global champion of human rights. In addition to the drone strikes, Carter criticized the current president for keeping the Guantanamo Bay detention center open, where prisoners “have been tortured by water boarding more than 100 times or intimidated with semiautomatic weapons, power drills or threats to sexually assault their mothers.”
Notice the words “intimidated.”
Actually, if a Muslim really believed that some American soldier was really going to sexually assault their mother, then he deserved to be water boarded for stupidity alone.
And even though Jimmy has protected Muslims all over the world, this time he has maybe stepped over the…x –tow the Party democratic line.
And then there’s Elmo. Evidently Elmo is claiming that the Jews are ruining the world, (see video) something Mel Gibson once said to a cop. So many kids were around while Elmo was losing his mind trying to tell people that the Jews were taking over, a guy in another stupid costume had to get him to shut up.
Who made the biggest blooper this week? 
How do you compare? I can’t. Both of them are stupid.
And speaking of stupid—Kim Kardashion had this to say about herself and the Virgin Mary:
“I think if I’m 40 and I don’t have any kids and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated, I would feel like Mary — like Jesus is my baby. When I did want to have sex the first time, I was almost 15,” she told Winfrey — just like the Virgin Mary said in the Gospel of Matthew.
She told this to Oprah. Word has not come in if she was on drugs, or if the Catholic Church might be considering working with Kim to redo the Virgin Mary statues with Kim Kardashion statues ..or not. Somehow Kim completely missed the point that you have to be a VIRGIN to be Mary.
I’m beginning to think I should have compared Cher to Kim this week: The Botox Devil and the Virgin Mary.
Still somewhere I just know, that Jimmy Carter has lusted for them both.
Therefore, Elmo wins by default. Congratulations Elmo! Jimmy Carter and Egypt await you.
Liberal Ommmmming Loses Wisconsin Election…Voodoo Dolls Being Shipped for November
Nobody Knows
Last night, in a desperate attempt to force Scott Walker to lose Tuesday’s recall election in Wisconsin, all the people against him, gathered around, held progressive hands, and calmly called Gaia, or the great om master in the sky…and they collectively …ommmed.
This omming voodoo did not actually work..(Let’s not tell them why.) I’m sure all the Tea Party people were glad the liberal nut jobs finally shut up, and quite playing bongo drums.
So..Did hundreds of liberal wacko’s “omming” in front of the Capitol actually help them “LOSE”? They did…big time.
I don’t know, but I bet we see some voodoo dolls of Mitt Romeny stuck with pins outside the voting booths in November. Maybe some people will scarifice a few lambs, on the White House steps in the name of democray.
Nobody Knows, but I suggest all the liberals take up ommng in the Presidential election…so we can listen to more of this:#ooid=c5aGV5NDoA6ce1rjC1bw0mS3Rsg–pIY
The Tea Party BUGS Van Jones, Let’s Keep It Up!
Nobody Reports
WHAT?
The tea party patriots are smashing down every institution that our grandfathers built? What is this man smoking?
Uh…the only people who have been dismantling the great American institutions are the liberal democrats..and their friends, the very proud avowed communists, as this man is. What’s even more amazing that the there are people out there who think our schools are great, and that the tea party wants to tear down American institutions.
The tea party want the unions to stop DESTROYING our children’s minds. To a democrat it’s okay if your kid stays dumb…as long as the teachers get their big checks and benefits. How DARE you want to destroy their livelihood.
As for unions…
Jefferson didn’t belong to no union.
Washington didn’t belong to no union.
I’m pretty sure Abraham Lincoln didn’t belong to no union.
The only thing American about unions is the teamsters, who worked hand in hand with the Mafia and the democratic party.
Van Jones is a communist. It’s time everyone start calling him what he is: delusional.
What Happens When You Can’t Blame Bush Anymore?
Nobody Wins
Imagine, Joe Biden says—What would have happened if the tea party people wouldn’t have taken over the House of Representatives?
Well, most of us can imagine. Obama would have declared himself King, and probably gotten rid of all future Presidential elections.
I want to know why the “tea party” representatives did not stop Obamacare, and the upcoming drones flying over our barbeques pits.
But Joe is right. The tea party wants Obama out. We’d like it done yesterday. I guess blaming George Bush is getting old. Next thing you know, the deficit will be the Tea Party’s fault.
Nobody Wins when the Vice President of the country puts down the people who make it great. And somebody should remind Joe that once upon a time…his own boss was once a tea party patriot, as we see here, when he was marching in a July the 4th parade in Chicago in 1997!
Too bad he didn’t keep that patriotism up. (And somebody tell me…it that REALLY Obama? Or just a look-alike?) It’s sooooooo against his character, I’m just having a hard time believing it. Unless of course, he thought he was practicing for his inauguration. THAT would make sense. 
Nobody Remembers….Uh…Cher
Nobody Remembers
OMG…How OLD is Cher? Does anyone know? Since Cher can’t seem to keep her mouth shut about the racist tea party, I just had to go back and try to figure out what happened to this “human.” Sony and Cher used to be fun on TV…and everyone knew that Sony was the brains behind their success. I remember the story Cher told about how they cheated to win their first radio contest. They had their friends call the station and pretend they were 50 people instead of 10 or whatever it was. Cher was very proud that they cheated and did it so cleverly.
For all the hatred between them in their divorce, Sony went on to become a respected Republican Representative for California, and his wife took over his seat after he died. Cher on the other hand, married a succession of drug addicts.
But, it’s no wonder Sony divorced her….she is obviously a loon. She said it was because he tried to “control” her. Really? I don’t think Cher let any one control her, do you? He made her a star. And what she did at his funeral was pathetic. All that sobbing. As if, his second family sitting there in the front row meant nothing. She saw a moment to be onstage, and she took it.
She recently tweeted: “If Romney gets elected I don’t know If I can breathe same air as his Right-Wing Racist Homophobic women Hating Tea Party masters.:
And in response to that: I think this guy summed up Cher pretty well.
Enjoy! (Both video’s are really fun!)
Michelle Malkin: True Grit
Nobody’s Fool
Some day, I’m going to write a whole blog on why I think Michelle Malkin should be our first woman President. Not that I think she would ever want to be, but Michelle is the kind of patriot that if she thought she could help America….she would.
Her best asset, besides having more brains than most of the faculty at Harvard, is her great gift to speak with wit, humor and honesty. And not many people can speak with such passion and as quickly as Michelle. There is not much doubt in my mind that not only would she be a great President, she would be one of our best.
Michelle has TRUE GRIT. The best part of this video is the ending. Watch, and applaud.
I did.
Obama’s Tea Party
Nobody Cares
Last week all the talk was about how the Obama’s hid a Halloween party in 2009 that they gave for themselves and their kids at the White House because, they didn’t want the ‘people’ to think badly of them: throwing a party while the country was suffering. Come on: When has THAT ever stopped them? (Shouldn’t that salt that she is holding be a TEA BAG?)
The real reason was that the movie, “Alice in Wonderland” had NOT been released yet, and about half the country would have stayed home if they had found out that the Johnny Deppster was a big Obama supporter.
Anyway…The White House has corrected us all: THAT Halloween party was thrown for children of the military! 
Well, now…that’s different. They decorated the White House with the finest ghoulish decor, which Nobody Thinks fits the theme of the occupants at the moment perfectly. They served blood looking drinks in glasses, and had a merry old-time, with the famous movie star, Johnny Depp. Personally, I don’t see what the fuss is about: Hillary Clinton threw a party every single day she was in the White House, serving thousand-dollar plate dinners, and by the looks of it, she spent a lot more money on White House Parties than the Obama’s so far. You can see all her parties in a book that she wrote.
Better yet: don’t. Wait for Obama’s White House Party Dinner book to come out and compare.
Today I looked for the World Series Cardinals, who were supposed to be honored by Obama at the White House. But…I guess he didn’t have time because Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up, who are MUCH more important to Obama than a bunch of smelly baseball players.
Being as this party was for the kids of military families, I want to proudly show this: 
IN this first picture, we see two children. The boy is obviously well pleased to get his picture taken with the daughter of no doubt, a general. Some of those kids in the background look like they are having a wonderful time! We also see a fine imitation below of President Bill Clinton, celebrating the many years and parties he has given in the White House. The decor is just stunning. Artistically creating the very FEEL of the Obama home, and just how a Obama Tea Party should feel. Not to mention, the giant pumpkin head standing on all the other little pumpkin heads pretty much sums up the feeling of the country right now. Obama is Pumpkinhead.
The fun for the kids was not only on the inside party, oh no. Having men dressed up as skeletons marching around outside of the White House put JUST the right touch on the party that every military boy and girls dreams about! So very clever.
Nobody hopes the Obama’s release ALL their future parties pictures: After all, they are living in OUR house, spending OUR money, and its good to know that they care for our military children.
Now..pass the salt.
Obama Proclaims Ultimate Power…Which He Says He WON’T Use
Nobody Knows
First: Observe the video above. The guy makes a joke about Obama (even though it was tasteless) but he gets visited by the Secret Service.
Really? Really? The Secret Service for telling a JOKE? 
Nobody Remembers that Obama said this about white people once:
“And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”
He can criticize us, but we can’t say much of anything against him, without the FBI knocking on our door I suppose…but now…it’s gotten worse. If you don’t like Obama— watch what you say: He now has the power to arrest you. He doesn’t even have to have an excuse.
On New Years’ Eve, when every politician in Washington was out of town: when every reporter in the nation was talking about Iowa: when the people of America were all getting over their New Year’s Eve hangovers…what a better time to take dictatorial powers over the Constitution then when everyone is not paying attention to you, because you are busy spending $4 million taxpayer dollars vacationing in Hawaii.
Could you have found a more propitious moment to declare yourself dictator, and give yourself the power to arrest any citizen, on whatever cause you so choose, and lock him or her up indefinitely without a trial?
“I have signed this bill on the understanding that section 1022 provides the executive branch with broad authority to determine how best to implement it, and with the full and unencumbered ability to waive any military custody requirement, including the option of waiving appropriate categories of cases when doing so is in the national security interests of the United States.”
Wow….‘President’ Obama signed the National Defense Appropriation Act, a law that ends the 4th Amendment in the United States unless the Supreme Court overrules it. Only one of the biggest moments in American history. We now officially have a KING…and it went without much of a whimper.
“Oh, he signed but so what? He’ll never use it.” is the Newspeak falling from every pundit’s lip. “He said he’d never use it…and so, whose going to win the Republican Election gang? Who? “
Uh…Houston…Houston…Houston…are you there? Oh..that’s right. Obama got rid of Houston.
Nobody Remembersthe last unconstitutional law that Obama wanted the whole world to see him sign. The infamous Obama Health Care Bill. It was reported on all the cable stations and all over the world. He had that sweet little black boy standing beside him..to show that now, the great man was going to protect, feed, clothe, and give this sweet black boy free medical for as long as he lives. Not to mention, Obama usually has dozens of democrats standing behind him…smiling, fawning…(in Nancy’s case…dribbling..)
So, why did Obama HIDE the signing of probably the biggest grab of power ever taken by a American President since FDR? He knows he has no right to take this power, so as he was signing it, with the provisions put in by his request that American citizens also be included. It was put to us that he wants to protect us from terrorists. But it’s not Muslims terrorist that Obama fears…it’s the tea party.
“The fact that I support this bill as a whole does not mean I agree with everything in it. In particular, I have signed this bill despite having serious reservations with certain provisions that regulate the detention, interrogation, and prosecution of suspected terrorists.”
As one reporter said: “Here is a man with a law degree telling us that he signed a bill into law, despite serious reservations. Who cares what reservations he has? He signed it into law.”
“Moreover, I want to clarify that my Administration will not authorize the indefinite militardetention without trial of American citizens. Indeed, I believe that doing so would break with our most important traditions and values as a Nation. My Administration will interpret section 1021 in a manner that ensures that any detention it authorizes complies with the Constitution, the laws of war, and all other applicable law.”
You won’t? Look what happend when one Congressman said: “You lie.” <—–
The Constitution does not authorize the President to use signing statements to circumvent any validly enacted Congressional Laws, nor does it authorize him to declare he will disobey such laws (or parts thereof). When a bill is presented to the President, the Constitution (Art. II) allows him only three choices: do nothing, sign the bill, or (if he disapproves of the bill) veto it in its entirety.
In other words, you can’t make yourself dictator BY LAW and then come out and say…oh, I really don’t want to be a dictator, you know, I know I’m not suppose to arrest anyone without a trial, but I signed it anyway.
Last year, Janet Napolitano, the head of Homeland Security, wants us all to think that the tea party is the biggest threat to our country. (See her video below) Which means— if you have any sense at all, you can only suspect that it’s not the Muslim terrorist that Obama fears, it’s the America people…especially the white ones.
Report:
Last week, Mark Meckler, co-founder of Tea Party Patriots, was arrested at New York City’s LaGuardia Airport on a gun charge. He currently faces 15 years in prison. He actually showed police his pistol permit and explained – and had paperwork to prove it – that the weapon is registered in California.
When you have a president who wants to release our enemies in Guantanamo —but is afraid of those white people who he thinks are after him because of the color of his skin..which Republican Candidate wins in Iowa is the least of our worries. If you can make yourself KING and nobody objects:
Than any day of the week you can say:
“I have signed this executive order that by my sworn authority to protect the American People. The 2012 presidential election will remain suspended until further determination by this Administration that we are safe enough to continue with our great American experiment.”
The director of the Human Rights Watch said, ’ Obama will go down in history as the president who enshrined indefinite detention without trial in US law.”
Integrity: Is Such a Lonely Word
Nobody’s Opinion
—-that long ago, when America was founded, the integrity of a man meant something. Our founders wrote about it—they strove to be decent, honest, caring, and proud. Integrity has disappeared..in fact, men with little integrity are all over the news today.
Nobody’s Perfect
One man a bit short on it is Bill Gates. He was being interviewed by Christiane Amanpour today, and I was having a hard time watching him. I don’t see how any man can have the sheer tenacity to expect the American people to “pay” for the rest of the world’s many problems, but that’s exactly what he wants. He says the rich only have so much money so it only makes sense that WE the American people have to help the poor all over the world. It won’t cost us much he says…only 1%. Nobody Cares if it costs 2o percent, it’s not his job to redistribute our money.
He is NOT an elected official.
Steve Jobs evidently has said some pretty nasty things about him in a newly released book, so Bill made a few comments about some people “going to India”or experimenting with drugs…and how Steve’s products cost too much..etc. Nevertheless, Bill Gates wants our money…to save the world.
Nobody Knows
Just this past week, we have witnessed gigantic lies being spewed out like hoards of Canadian flies, by our fearless leaders on both sides of the Atlantic.
Obama came out and announced that every single American soldier would be bought home from Iraq by the end of December. That’s a lie. In fact, thousands of them are going to Kuwait and he is also sending more ships to the Persian Gulf.
Iranian war fever is being pumped up by everyone, and those of us here who could care less about some kind of assassination attempt of some Saudi ambassador..have found out once again, that our opinion doesn’t matter. It seems our Congress and even the Tea Party Candidate Michelle Bachmann is up in arms about it and ready to go to war with Iran.
Over an ‘attempt’.
Never mind that NO one was assassinated, and that the United States has been assassinating men on their soil for quite some time now. And since Obama seems to be on a roll, why not just assassinate Ahmadinejad? Is it any wonder we seem like hypocrites to the world?
On the other side of the Atlantic, our old mother England, under the strong arm of Cameron, has completely ignored it’s promises ( they lie too) to give their own people the right to vote on whether to even be a part of the EU.
European democracy…is dead according to Vox Day:
Being for the most part historically illiterate, few intellectuals are prepared to admit that modern representative democracy and the basic concept of individual rights are 18th century phenomena that were the byproducts of a Christian society. They prefer to attribute both institutions to the Enlightenment, despite the fact that it was the Enlightenment that led directly to the revolutionary horrors of the French revolution and it is the Enlightenment that presently serves as the inspiration for the anti-democratic authoritarian bureaucracy of the European Union. the United Kingdom, all three major political parties are actively denying the English, Welsh and Scottish peoples the opportunity to vote on continued subjugation to the European Union, despite the fact that all three parties promised a referendum on the EU of one sort or another.
WhenEurope loses all sense of democracy,the United States will be right behind her. Democracy, and integrity go hand in hand and the written laws of both countries are being completely ignored.
Nobody Flashes
Jeb Bush just said this:
Republican candidates should categorically reject the notion that President Obama was not born in the United States,” said Bush. “It is a complete distraction from the failed economic policies of the president.”
that Jeb Bush will run someday for President with Mark Rubio as his VP. Rubio, cannot be President under our Constitution. If that one rule would have been followed, we would not be in the horrible mess.
Over in England, the rules of ascendency to the throne are being ignored and changed. Girl royal babies can now inherit the throne. What a better way for the Royal family to keep in the good graces of the people than to have the new royal couple have girl child, name her Diana, and then the future of the monarchy will thrive on the memory of the most beloved Royal in our lifetime?
Nobody’s Fool
The good news is: I witnessed true integrity in a humble baseball couch today. Who knew? Surprised the heck out of me. After all the big World Series parades, the confetti, the cheers,— Tony la Russa, the Coach of the Cardinals, got up and talked about…How proud he was…no wait…he didn’t talk about that. He started off with his love of the Busch Clysdesdales horses….and how happy he was that they were using them again. He said it was one of the reasons he came to St. Louis. He loves those horses.
There were not many dry eyes today as we watched Tony ride into the stadium on beer truck pulled by those magnificent animals. As they lead the parade. Each beautiful leg prancing high steps….strong. Proud. Champions in their own right…and right in the middle of the street…among all the cheers, one of the lead horses leaned over to the other lead horse and they both nuzzles each other as if to say…
Tony didn’t say the usual blah blah…team…yada yada speech. No…more than any man there..he was the one who really thanked the fans…by mentioning how the people stood up…in the 9th innings, when the Cardinals were down…all hope lost, and cheered the guys on to win. Without that moment long ago, they would not have won the series, Tony said, and it was the people that did it. And then Tony showed true class. Out of the blue, he bought up a player who didn’t even get to play. He praised the integrity of the man.
Maybe we should put the coaches in charge.
“Integrity..is such a lonely word, everyone is so untrue…Integrity is hardly ever heard, but mostly what we need from you.”
Integrity. You know it, when you see it, and you don’t see enough of it.





















