Nobody Flashes Bad Lip Reading…NFL
Nobody Flashes on a Saturday morning
Two weeks of hearing about the Superbowl…is enough to drive anybody crazy. So, here’s some fun to get us all in the mood.
It’s for those of us who watch the game and WONDER….what cuss words came out of what player. Now we know.
I wish somebody would make a Mick Jagger video and do this…I could NEVER tell what the heck he was saying.
Enjoy!
Nobody Cares If I Love Puppies
Nobody Cares
Ah…come on. Put a puppy in commercial with those beautiful creatures and you have a winner.
I’m watching it one…more…time…because it makes me feel good.
They had me at the first bark.
Nobody Remembers Obama’s Stance on Russia
Nobody Remembers
—–HALF of the stuff that Obama does, that doesn’t get reported in the media, especially his relationship with Russia—
For instance:
From Obama’s America by Dinesh D’Souza (Now being persecuted by Eric Holder)
In 2009 when Obama took office, the US had approximately 5,000 nuclear warheads in its arsenal. Obama resolutely set about slashing that number. In 2011, Obama negotiated an arms reduction treaty with Russia, the so-called START treaty, in which both countries agreed to reduce their warhead count to 1,5550. America and Russian also limited their launchers to 700. In convincing the US Senate to support the treaty, Obama promises to modernize America’s existing nuclear assets a promise he subsequently abandoned. Some of the provision of the treaty were downright odd: the limit on 700 launchers imposed not restrictions o Russia, since Russian already had fewer than 7000 launchers. Once START was ratified and became law. He has asked the Pentagon to study reducing America’s nuclear deterrent by up to 80 percent, which would bring us down to around 300 strategic warheads. All of this is occurring at a time when other nuclear armed nations like China are expanding and modernizing their arsenals. Never before in history has a global superpower disarmed itself so rapidly and so thoroughly.
And Nobody Remembers that back in 2013, he did Russia another favor….I got this from a concerned reader—-
Barack Obama is going to spend almost $700 million dollars of taxpayer money to buy Russian helicopters for the Afghan Air Force. When Congress passed the 2013 National Defense Authorization Act, it had an interesting provision. Congress included, as a part of that law a prohibition on the United States buying helicopters from Rosoboronexport, the Russian manufacturer of the Mi-17 helicopter. Unfortunately as always happens, when such laws are passed, Congress always gives the Regime an escape hatch. The law stated that Obama could buy from Rosoboronexport if the Secretary of Defense certified it was in the interest of National Security. And of course, the Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hagel , a man committed to destroying the US military immediately signed off on that certification. Or consider this. The United States Air Force is grounding 17 squadrons because of $591 million dollars in budget cuts. Our Air Force is not able to do its mission because it lacks the money to fly but we have the money to give Afghanistan $700 million dollars in Russian helicopters.
So…clearly, Putin knows Obama is weak…and WHY are we worrying about Iran when China and Russia are doing nuclear war scenarios against us together?
How does our great leader stand up to Putin?
He sends an all-gay diplomatic team to the Olympics to represent the United States
That ought to show em!
Nobody’s Fool: Gov. Scott Walker
Nobody’s Fool
Last week, Rush Limbaugh was really excited…and he it seems was the only one…BUT…Scott Walker had great news. Not only had he managed to fight the big unions in Wisconsin, but he took a blue state on the way to being Detroit, turned it around, and put so much money in the State Budget he plans to give it BACK to the people.
PROOF…that with the right leaders, America can come back!
So, congratulations to Governor Scott Walker! You win the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week.
And —-If Jeb Bush runs for President: Go ahead and jump into the race Scott…we need fresh blood.
(This has been a word from our Sponcer)
Blame it on the Godfather….
Nobody Wonders
—Why FOX news downplayed this obvious overreacting of a Republican Congressman threatening to end the life of a reporter, but they did. CNN didn’t though—all they talked about today was the ice traffic jam in Georgia, and this incident. Right after it happened, he said this:
“I was extremely annoyed because I was doing NY1 a favor by rushing to do their interview first in lieu of several other requests. The reporter knew that I was in a hurry and was only there to comment on the State of the Union, but insisted on taking a disrespectful and cheap shot at the end of the interview, because I did not have time to speak off-topic. I verbally took the reporter to task and told him off, because I expect a certain level of professionalism and respect, especially when I go out of my way to do that reporter a favor. I doubt that I am the first Member of Congress to tell off a reporter, and I am sure I won’t be the last,” read the statement.
Nobody Wonders if this is the new norm: our elected power-inflated officials just have an overwhelming desire to pick up reporters and throw them off tall buildings and watch them splat.
Good thing there was a camera there.
This clearly was New York Union thug-like behavior towards a reporter. But then again, Obama had Larry Connors, a well established newsman here in St. Louis, fired after he interviewed Obama and later said that he was audited.
I’m so glad he didn’t have him thrown him off a 4-story building.
“Have a Exit Plan…”
Nobody Reports
Obama has let it be known that HE…is going to borrow some money and pay government employees…more. (Congress will have NO say in this, he has a pen. ) 
He is going to raise the minimum raise, because even McDonald’s and Wal-Mart are having to fire employees. Disney is having to stoop so low as to ADVERTIZE!
This has to stop. Sure, the rich got richer under Obama because of Ben Bernanke and the quantitative easing.
(Wall Street thanks you Obama, the rest of us…not so much.)
But…this just in from WND: Matt Drudge has tweeted a warming: “Have an exist plan.”
Oh boy. What does he know that we don’t?
Where’s my backpack?
Obama VS Dead President Kennedy
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, we have some American citizens that have forgotten their history: One is our ‘President’ and the others are local citizens of California:
First Up: Obama. Obama, has FORGOTTEN the Constitution.
On March 30, 2007, Obama stated, “I was a constitutional law professor, which means unlike the current president [George W. Bush] I actually respect the Constitution.” His track record proves differently.
Yes, our good founders meant for us to be ruled by the “rule of law” not the “rule of men” but even though Obama says he taught the Constitution: He has totally forgotten it. Obama thinks, the office of the President has all powers: Here’s a few of the Constitutional mistakes he has made:
- Obamacare
- The Dream Act
- Fast and Furious
- Refusal to defend DOMA
- Changed welfare laws by himself.
- Picked and choose which part of Obamacare he would enforce AFTER it was law.
- Obama passed 3,659 rules and regulations without Congress.
- Lied about Benghazi.
- Attacked Libya without Congress approval.
- Caused a shutdown in which he gave orders to “Make life as difficult for people as we can.”
- Illegally furloughed two thousand federal civilian defense contractors at Offutt Air Force Base, in direct contravention of the Pay Our Military Act.
- Illegally subpoenaed phone call logs and other information from an office where over 100 journalist worked.

- Jailed a man who had free speech rights.
- Lied to the America people on hundreds of occasions.
- Used the IRS to go after his enemies the Tea Party.
- Used his ‘power’ to enact the Establishment of the Interagency Trade Enforcement Center. The Constitution gives the president no such power to regulate commerce. This power is exclusive to the Congress.
- Made Recess appointments Article II Sec. 2 (the recess can only be a maximum 3 day recess as prescribed under Article 1 Sec. 5, can’t he wait!)
- GM bailout. Only Congress has any authority with money
- Brought a lawsuit against AZ through the UN.
- Holding an office in the UN at that same time he is President.
- Defense of Marriage act.
- His association with the Muslim Brotherhood and other terrorist organizations.
- Leaks to Hollywood of vital information regarding raid on bin Laden.
- Failure to protect our citizens on the border.
- Campaigning from the White House is illegal.
- President Barack Obama violated the Constitution when he bypassed the Senate to fill vacancies on a labor relations panel,
- Uses the NSA to spy on the whole world. Definitely not constitutional.
And that’s JUST some of what we know about.
And then we have the surfer crowd that Mark Dice questioned at the beach:
So…who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
The college surfer boys who had no CLUE that John Kennedy was assassinated?
OR…our “President”, who actually taught the Constitution in college but forgot everything he ever learned.
That’s a no brainer.
Mark Dice shows us that because we have a nation full of ignorant voters, Obama will continue to trample the Constitution with his merry band of robbers.
I’m just glad to hear John Kennedy is still alive—let’s hope he runs for President.
Scientists Go for the “cool” Factor
Nobody Flashes
I have a friend who thinks this is just the coolest thing he’s ever seen, and what’s funny, is that today I was watching a program on the History Channel–and some geneticist scientist, who was splicing different genes from different species to make more or less monsters, said, she just thought it was so ‘cool.’ that she could do that.
Have we come to the point in science that we do stuff just because we can, and it’s cool?
For instance, would you buy this car?
Sure, the way the door go under the car is cool: But is it practical? Picture that car pulling up to the castle in a heavy downpour. The rain would BLAST into the car, getting the seats, the floor, the dashboard, not to mention everybody sitting in it, soaking wet. When getting out of a car now, only a small space is exposed to the outside and you can hop out in a flash, shut the door quickly, and be off.
But: More importantly, what if you are in a car accident? Your door is jammed. It won’t go down. It won’t go up. You can’t get out. The gas tank explodes.
You’ll more than likely: burn up.
And yet, obviously whomever put the money into making this car thought it was ‘cool’ regardless of its setbacks. And someday, when hybrid humans are walking the planet, and we have members of the species who are abominations to nature, will we all look back and say:
“Look! He has gills! That’s just so cool!”
Nobody Wonders
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The Gay Bully Pulpit At the Grammies
Nobody Notes:
I wrote this BEFORE I watched the Grammies last night. And I must say, it was one of the best Grammies in years: They mixed the old timers, with the new kids— a lot less rap, more actual music, and most of the show was enjoyable—up until the gay propaganda song. Not only was the song stupid, the gay propaganda staged production was just plain moronic. What Madonna, Queen Latvia, and that other idiot (you know the blond Eminem copycat) and the Cathedral background said was—- GOD recognizes gays in the church. SAME LOVE:
They just rewrote the Bible. In other words, THEY know god, and you don’t. Rather presumptuous of them.
Anyway, —on to my post:
Nobody’s Opinion:
Last week I took a sneak peak at the nominations of the upcoming Grammy awards show, and talk about clueless: I was thinking…”Who?” “What?” “Is that a band or a disease”?
And that’s the problem. The biggest Grammy watchers throughout the years have been the baby boomer generations, who grew up with the Eagles, Led Zeppelin, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrick, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Janis Joplin, Yes, Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin, Motown…and we even got into AC/DC, —-country, you name it—-My generation was a big music generation. But— every generation has its own music. Basically, whatever you grew up with in high schools stays with you the rest of your life.
I don’t remember the exact moment I switched from listening to music to listening to conservative talk radio, but I’m pretty sure it came about when they put the old record player in the trash, and brought out the CD’s. Who had the money to go and replace their vast collection of albums with CD’s? I sure didn’t. And that’s the point: the technology boom came during Bill Clinton, and somehow music took a back burner to the shenanigans of the Clintons.
And then there was RAP. Every time I turned on the Grammys in years past, it was overrun by Rap artists. To a musician, rap was pretty lame, almost cheating. How HARD is it to just stand up and talk? No harmony, no artist spending HOURS practicing guitar chords and rifts, bass lines, or mastering their instruments…Technology put the old musicians on the bench. Drum machines replayed drummers. All musical instruments could now be done on a computer, and artists didn’t even need agents anymore…they just put themselves on YouTube.
But tonight, before the show, we hear a special announcement: A special “gay’ promotion will be happening…
An on-air wedding of 34 couples — gay, straight, old, young, of many races and many colors,” they write. “The ceremony will be part of the hip-hop duo Macklemore & Ryan Lewis’s performance of their Grammy-nominated song “Same Love,” which became a marriage-equality anthem last year just as that issue was drawing intense national attention.”
Mr. Lewis, the group’s producer, said that the weddings “will be in our minds the ultimate statement of equality, that all the couples are entitled to the same exact thing.”
And I think: Do I even WANT to record this…? Does Obama have to put his liberal propaganda in a music show? MUST you?
Frankly—right now, I don’t think the biggest concern on any conservative mind is whether gays can marry or not. But the liberals are telling us what should be concerning the world. (Mindless dweebs responds), even if they have to spoil the Grammies.
So, what’s with all this ‘gay’s NEED to be recognized stuff? The story goes: One percent of the population (or is it 15? Who knows?) are being bullied by the rest of us.
The reality is:—– it’s the other way around.
Conservatives are more concerned about the dictator in the White House right now.
Here’s a secret: Most of us want gays to be happy. Obama is lying…again. What we can’t understand is why the Christian Church, which historically speaking for thousands of years has had as its foundation, marriage only between a man and a woman,— is not being allowed to go on with its own traditions.
Why in the WORLD can’t the gays just go out and get the government to let them marry in a civil ceremony? There are 16 states now that allow gay marriage. No doubt sooner or later the Supreme Court will make it legal.
BUT…
But that won’t be enough. NO–, they want the churches doctrine to change and the people to bow down to gays. Conservatives are basally, being bullied.
Big time.—As sure as the young gay boy got bullies when he didn’t want to go play football with the guys.
And let’s not even go to the real science. The species can only reproduce by a man and woman. Obama may not want us to reproduce, but I’m pretty sure “God” thought it was a good idea. Otherwise, none of us would be here…not even gay people.
Gay people had …heterosexual parents, (don’t tell them) and I think they owe them a little respect.
The real reason the ‘gay’ issue is so important of course, is that liberals must break up the traditional family in order to have single mothers dependent on the state. That’s the communist/Chicago way.
Nevertheless, we must not forget that we are guaranteed by the Constitution, freedom of religion. And that freedom includes who the church can decide to marry according to its traditions.
Expect more attacks.
As for ‘gays’ being picked on?—-No matter how many laws the government passes, there will always be bullies. (Our government being the biggest proof.) If some kids have gay parents, or if the kid is gay and being made fun of, it’s up to the parents to teach the child how to deal with bullies.
If kids with disabilities, kids with cancer, kids not so good looking, kids that are fat, —if those kids can grow up and fight the bullies, so can the gay kids.
I’m sorry, “Gay happiness” is just not on the biggest problems facing the United States right now.
But….the Gay Bully pulpit has only just begun. Next stop: The Olympics.
A Birds–Eye—View
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s some pictures of different cities, and I find the differences in the WAY different tribes (You know, the Mexican tribe, the French tribe) cultures, call them what you will, came up with such different ways to build streets. For instance: The Spanish have a thing for Cheerio looking squares…Looks like you could sit on it.
Anyway…is it any wonder the rich, who fly all over the world, think there are too many people in it?
This was called a “Birds Eye View” and I just thought they were interesting. (Thanks to JR)
Follow the yellow brick road to Chicago Oz
One look at this, and wouldn’t YOU want to come to Los Angeles?
To the French, you just go to the center….
When you make too many computer chips, your town starts to looking like one…
Wow….Shanghai looks like Salvador Dali threw up.
Okay…and now, a word from our sponcer.
THE BIRD.
Go Ahead…Scarifice the Ronald Reagan….
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s something I was alerted to in an email that is not being reported about much. It seems, when Japan’s Fukushima exploded, our Navy went to the rescue, even though, we must assume with the technology of today, both countries knew the men and women on board the USS Ronald Reagan would be sacrificing their lives:
From the Washington Post;
At least 70 have been stricken with some form of radiation sickness, and of those, “at least half . . . are suffering from some form of cancer,” their lawyer, Paul Garner, told The Post Saturday.
“We’re seeing leukemia, testicular cancer and unremitting gynecological bleeding requiring transfusions and other intervention,” said Garner, who is representing 51 crew members suing the Tokyo Electric Power Co., which operates the Fukushima Daiichi energy plant.
Even as the Reagan was steaming toward the disaster, power-company officials knew the cloud of steam they were releasing — in order to relieve pressure in the crippled plant — was toxic, the lawsuit argues, a claim that has also been made by the Japanese government.
“And then we couldn’t go anywhere. Japan didn’t want us in port, Korea didn’t want us, Guam turned us away. We floated in the water for two and a half months,” until Thailand took them in, she said.
“I was standing on the flight deck, and we felt this warm gust of air, and, suddenly, it was snowing,” Cooper recalled of the day in March 2011 when she and scores of crewmates watched a sudden storm blow toward them from the tsunami-torn coast of Fukushima, Japan.
So…was this Japan’s way of getting back at us for Hiroshima? Or— was this Obama’s suggestion of a cruel payback to conservatives and the military he so blatantly dislikes?
Imagine if the name of that boat had been the USS Barack Obama?
And yet today, we are talking about a mall shooting. The mall shooting might be used in Obama’s speech next week, but I can guarantee you, this incident will NEVER be mentioned by the White House.
Our men and women of the military deserve better.
(Thanks to Anthony)
















