Nobody Cares About Davy Jones
Nobody Cares
Davy Jones of the Monkees died today. Somewhere in my basement I have a few of their albums. Really…I always felt sorry for these guys, because even though the songs they put out were always kinda …bubble gum teenage marshmallow kinds of stuff..they were at least fun and singalongable. Those guys were relentlessly attacked by just about everybody. And they remained pretty nice guys through it all.
I’m only posting this because I wanted to show everyone…see that drum set in the video? That’s a silver- sparkle Ludwig. (I know..JOYANNA…NOBODY CARES!) That was my first drum set and I still have it, and I got mine long before the Micky. Here I am in my first band playing in the BLUE BULL LOUNGE in Kansas City. I won’t tell you how long ago this was taken, but let’s just say, if you’re a musician, you can just look at the speakers and guess.
I’ve been offered a lot of money for that set. I bought mine at the very famous Frank’s Drum Shop in Chicago…and I was told that Louie Bellson used to give lessons on it when he worked at Frank’s.
Also notice that Peter Tork, the keyboard player…is not doing what he should be doing in this video..where he plays his solo and it’s just funny! Micky Dolenz is barely hitting the drums. Of course they were lip synching– but it’s just really nutty that they left it in.
I always thought as people, these guys were very polite, and nobody liked hearing the news today that Davy Jones died…Nobody really Cares…but really, at 66— he was much too young.
I might just go sneak a look at my old albums…and put a few on..and yes, I still have my old record players. ARE you kidding?
(FYI..that was a poloroid…another clue)
Sandra Fluke: On Her Way to Replace The Original Fluke Nancy Pelosi…
Nobody Wonders
Nobody Wants You to Remember the name: Sandra Fluke. Sandra is a law student of that great incubator of future politicians in Washington D.C. called Georgetown. It’s where the once unknown poor, poverty-stricken boy from Arkansas, was put on track to one day be a superstar of the Democratic party. Yes, it was at Georgetown that Bill Clinton became a page for very prominent democratic senators and where he “opened” confidential messages he was delivering on the hill to discover the secrets to report to his masters. He is now a 33rd degree Mason. This Fluke was handpicked, as sure as the last fluke was…to be an upcoming star in the future NEW WORLD of political liars, which is ten times better than the OLD WORLD group of liars thanks to universities like Georgetown.
Listen to that whiney voice. First off…she claims that contraceptives cost a student $3,000 dollars. What a bunch of crock. Even if they cost $100 dollars a month (which they don’t) more like $30 dollars at your local D.C. Planned Parenthood, I think she’d be better off blaming Georgetown University for the high cost of its overpriced faculty for her big sob story. So, go to a cheaper school Sandra. Better yet, get rid of your cellphone Sandra..or how about this: Try asking the guy to use a rubber, or else…no sex. Can’t control yourself? Just HAVE to have sex? If you can’t control your sexual adventures knowing that you might get pregnant, and condemn your liberal mind to years of heartache and torture, then no amount of Georgetown high education is going to make you any brighter. But what it can do, as we are witnessing, is make you an expert at lying.
In the video below, (Notice they did let her give her sob story to Congress) poor MS Sandra CARES about all her fellow women sufferers. Why…(let’s not forget that Mom and Dad can now put poor little Sandra on their health insurance till she’s 26) she claims all college students have no insurance. (Wait…didn’t Obama promise health care for everyone? )
One woman, who cannot ‘afford’ the pills will have countless seizures, says MS Fluke. Think about how absurd this is. All she needs to do is get bio-identical hormones from a doctor….and trust me–they will cost a lot more than birth control pills. But any doctor would prescribe her hormonal pills for her seizures or better yet…give her pills to CONTROL her seizure. Wonders never cease—they do not teach modern medical advances at Georgetown University.
This is right up the Pelosi driveway: I’m a woman and I deserve to have free everything.
And to make the video even more laughable, she claims that the “pill” has freed women to have careers. If not for the “pill” no woman could even enter the work force. Rockefeller would have to hire more men, at a higher price.
Gee…my mother never had the “pill” and she ran her own printing company with 30 employees for over 40 years. She didn’t die. She didn’t suffer. Should we tell Sandra that she is being misleading about this?
No?
Sandra’s main concern, as is the talking point of the whole democratic party, is that: Oh my…women’s HEALTH is at issue? They say it like all women are going to die of cancer. And that’s why you can no longer get screening for breast cancer. Liberals have decided that getting pregnant is now much more fatal to a woman’s health.
Is it? Or is it men’s? Condoms can be bought at any drugstore. Yeah, those feminists sure bought women into the 21st century. Now you have a RIGHT to fornicate four times a day while you’re at college, and a RIGHT to do it without bothering to ask any man to be responsible because…why should he? It’s YOUR body!
Obama wants complete control over everyone’s bodies. What’s next? Every student needs a car? Every student needs to be supplied food? Every student needs to have money for beer? Every woman needs money for tampons? Can I get a Vowel here? And did you know that there is a movement to get rid of ALL contraceptives?
Since I didn’t go to Georgetown, I’m thinking that it MUST be a fluke. Nobody Wonders how many more Flukes are coming out of Georgetown. Maybe we should make contraceptive mandatory for that school alone. We have enough flukey lawyers already, don’t you think?
Nobody’s Perfect: Putin VS Jackson
Nobody’s Perfect:
It seems we have two men that desire to catch the virgins: The first guy, was arrested at a warehouse because he didn’t have any clothes on. 
When questioned, Jackson said he was at the warehouse catching up on work and was naked because he was hot. When officers took Jackson back to his workstation, presumably to get his clothes, they saw child pornography pulled up on his computer. Jackson apparently learned little from the July arrest since he was taken into custody three months later for standing in his garage, naked as children rode by on their bicycles.
Jackson (Kenny Clyde) has been sentenced to eighteen years where finding very young virgins to expose his naked body to is going to be a bit…hard.
The second guy, is a very famous man. Vladimir Putin is having a hard time convincing the Russian people that he needs to become their fearless leader. The wise and older people of the country have had about enough of him, so thousands have gathered in protest, in a ten-mile circle around the Kremlin.
So..what does Putin do? He goes after the “virgins.” Here’s his ad…sucking up to the young things. (see video above)
The girl (how old is she??) tells the fortune-teller that it will be her “first time.” “I see it will be for love,” responds the psychic, revealing a tarot card with Vladimir Putin’s image on it. The tag line: “Putin. The first time — only for love.
Gee…I’m not sure how to compare these two. Putin ego is a bit on the “over sexed” side….he’s always taking off his shirt, and trying to be supermasculine. I can’t imagine what he would do if he was in Jackson’s warehouse. But hey, to a liberal in America..this ad would be cool.
Jackson deserves to be in jail…and Putin should be right there with him…in the same cell. Some men are just sick, and no glimpse of perfect is ever going to come out of them.
Nevertheless..Putin has the power. Jackson power is all in his mind. Putin wins this weeks contest. Stay tuned for more examples of how imperfect man can really be. The possibilities are…limitless!
Globalization…Has Finally Taken Over the Oscars
Nobody Flashes
The day has arrived: globalization has hit the Hollywood elite. I don’t know if you watched the Oscars last night, but there was a horrible lack of “male” presence on the red carpet…every actress was dragging along their mother or their “best” friend. Even Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz made sure they were just two little girls from…Little old Hollywood. Let’s not even compare then to Russel and Monroe.
My day is short enough already.
While Billy Crystal looked like his face had been duck-taped on by out- of- work construction guys from Mississippi, I tried to say, “Okay, maybe he’s sick.” BUT– when George Clooney kissed him, we pretty much all grossed out…and the pity left. Okay…the gays got their PR.
The good news is: Except for Meryl Streep, most of the awards went to foreigners. The French, the Iranians, the Pakistanis…and Oprah. The only thing missing was a message from Hillary.
While Angelina Jolie was the sex bomb of the night…I could not stop looking at her right arm…which is about the size of the top of a nine iron. Lopez had an exposed nipple moment that nobody talked about, (Half a nipple doesn’t count I suppose) and War Horse was snubbed badly along with Harry Potter….but that to me was a good sign.
After the beginning, the long hours of boredom are always hard to bear…but one thing was very noticeable. When a new black actress won for Best Supporting Actress the whole placed jumped up and went crazy with applause. And yet, after the acrobats of Cirque de Soleil did such impossible tumbling that one wonders if their mothers had them turning flips out of the womb…and how many hours of hard work it took to do those stunts…our glamourous and very weathy movie stars…did not want to give the ovation it deserved. Maybe they have seen it too many times, but still. The applause was…very polite. After about two minutes they finally stood and applauded because some producer went–“Oh my god…no one is standing! ” and called the sign guy out to go an hold up the sign to tell them to “STAND UP!” They looked as if they were being told to dig a grave for Obama.
So, they deserved to be victims of their own liberal hearts. I agree. Don’t give any of them anymore awards. What makes them think they are so much more speical than the rest of the world? What? Did they think that they were going to be protected against globalization forever? Yes, welcome Hollywood..to the world of “You cant’ have everything anymore you overstuffed rich moviestars…it’s the NEW WORLD ORDER where you NOW have to compete with the rest of the world!” You have to now share the stage.
It was a clear mandate down from the top. Someone must have pissed off Obama. What? You don’t think our government has anything to say about the Oscars? Remember, the generals took over Walt Disney’s studio during the war. The government has never left.
Which is why you have to wonder…is that why Sandra Bullock is speaking German when she was asked to speak chinese? Enquiring minds want to know.
Rockefeller Chu: King of Pond Scum
Nobody’s Opinion
What would you prefer? Would you like to get up in the morning, hook your car up to a few minutes of compressed air, at a few pennies of cost, or would you like to go miles out of your way to fill up your car with the new government mandated bio-fuel: Algae? It will only cost you about $38 dollars a gallon…(that’s before tax) That’s not so bad now, is it? If Obama is re-elected, not only will some 13 panel control freaks in Washington decide if they will allow you to live if you get cancer after 50, you might have to pay outlandish prices for Obama’s new mandated energy biofuel just to get to the hospital.
Algae is the new Obama dream. Right now, it will cost about $800 a barrel, but give a few hundred years or so..and you’ll see. It price will come down…or so portends Steven Chu. 
Obama, and his Energy Secretary Steven Chu, have decided that America can’t drill for oil, even though Obama has given the go ahead to Mexico and China to drill off our coasts. They both dished the recent Keystone oil pipeline from Canada, because they both believe that we are killing the planet with our emissions. Chu admits we can’t do anything about China’s pollution.(Chu calls them the gorilla in theroom) —but they are making themselves feel better, they are determined to make Americans stop using gas.
WHY? Because they, and all their liberal friends are going to make trillions off it. Steven Chu has plans to be the new Rockefeller of bio-algae. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. Steve after all, belongs to the Design the Future think-tank with all the other global alarmists who have decided to make a lot of money selling us solar panels, windmills, and now…algae.
Newt and Sarah Palin should be talking about this new insanity. Well, Newt did— but can we trust Newt? Forget corn…they can grow algae and make much more money off of it. Why? Well, for one thing, to save all those solar energy companies they have invested it. You see– algae grows best with …wait for it…wait for it……………….SOLAR PANELS!!
(Who decided that I wonder?)
Let’s talk about algae: first and foremost : know you enemy. Steven Chu, the man who gave the billions to Solyendra, has spent his life in academia. You know, those places that give out Nobel Peace Prizes to Presidents that bomb countries, and men who can cool atoms?
I’ve always wanted my atoms cooled, how about you?
As you can see by the video above, it took one engineer to develop a car that runs on compressed air. FREE compressed air. NO polluting emission. Just imagine what would happen if the inventors of the world put their heads together, and further expanded on this idea.
Minority Report? Jetsons? Come on…haven’t we been dreaming about air cars forever?
In a free market system, that’s what would be happening. But…the elites have been working night and day to get rid of that free market systems…where the lone inventor can invent something that changes the world. NO…globalization is where governments pick and choose who gets to manufacture what, and where they can manufacture it, and for whom. Unless your inventing something for the internet. Then…they let you get rich, because eventually, they plan to take it over.
The inventor of the air car, and his immediate investors would make the money…NOT the big liberal gurus like Al Gore and Chu who would not get a penny. Not to mention, they couldn’t take trillions of taxpayers’ dollars and give it to all the universities to keep the big academia of corruption going– could they now? 
U.S. universities which are working on producing oil for algae include: The University of Arizona, University of Illinois, University of California, University of Texas, University of Maine, University of Kansas, The College of William and Mary, Northern Illinois University, University, University of Texas at San Antonio, Old Dominion University, Utah State University, New Mexico State University, and Missouri University of Science and Technology. The University of Georgia…and…uh….just how many Universities does it take to put one algae on the head of a pin?
They are already throwing billions of taxpayers’ dollars at this..and why? This is Steven Chu idea. In the future he says, special varieties of high glucose plants would be grown in the tropics. processed, and then the chemical would be shipped around like oil is today to other countries. The St. Petersburg Times has stated that Chu’s concept “shows vision on the scale needed to deal with global warming.”
Chu wants to be the new Green Global BP rich man of the world. And don’t you want to see who’s going to get on the ground floor of this? Notice that in this video below that Obama makes it sound like we can just do this in our country. Chu wants to develop in the tropics. (Who’s going to win?)
But not so fast space cadets… there is lots of problems: The difficulties in efficient biodiesel production from algae lie in finding an algal strain, with a combination of high lipid content and fast growth rate, that isn’t too difficult to harvest; and a cost-effective cultivation system (i.e., type of photo bioreactor) that is best suited to that strain. There is also a need to provide concentrated CO2 to increase the rate of production. Open-pond systems for the most part have been given up for the cultivation of algae with high-oil content.
Oh…so Obama is just teasing us about this stuff can be taken from anywhere? Yep.
Most companies pursuing algae as a source of biofuels are pumping nutrient-laden water through plastic or borosilicate glass tubes that are exposed to sunlight and so called photo bioreactors or PBR. Running a PBR is more difficult than an open pond and more costly but more effective.
You can’t use waste water because it cannot feed algae directly and must first be processed by bacteria, or it could contaminate the algae. You have to clean and sterilize. Ocean water is not good either. Metals and other stuff can corrupt the algae.
Whereas technical problems, such as harvesting, are being addressed successfully by the industry, the high up-front investment of algae-to-biofuels facilities is seen by many as a major obstacle to the success of this technology. Only few studies on the economic viability are publicly available, and must often rely on the little data (often only engineering estimates) available in the public domain. The group found that capital cost, labor cost and operational costs (fertilizer, electricity, etc.) by themselves are too high for algae biofuels to be cost-competitive with conventional fuels.
Do you see another Solyndra here? Everyone told them NOT to invest, but Obama kept on going. Do you see WHY now? Pond scum visions of world domination…it’s enough to make you wince. Like global warming…there are hundreds of scientists who will argue that algae has great potential, but they are almost all of them making a nice living off of government grants.
Nobody Thinks that one man, with determinations, can do more for the world than a handful of corrupt pond scum elites who see a way to buy their own fortune.
This time the redistribution is going to the top. Would you rather breathe the creativity of clean cool air, or follow the money to the top of the pond scum, and smell the stench of infinite greed?
Chu wants to be Rockefeller…Nobody Hopes he stays in the pond with Kermit.
It’s 2012…Do You Know Where YOUR Bunkerfunk Is?
Nobody Wins
Okay…can we get over this already? Can we see some future where Mad Max isn’t taking over the Golden Gate Bridge? Too many people are obsessed with the end of the earth. Really. Half of the programs on TV are about the end of all time. Want to find out how to survive after the Holocaust? We’ll show you! There’s “The Walking Dead” and “Terra Nova” and “Falling Skies” all filled with grand lessons in how to live with simple things like huts, no plumbing, smelly sweaty people, and social utopia. And then there’s my personal favorite “Supernatural.”
At least in Supernatural you can still get a hamburger while you’re fighting off Armageddon.
And all the Discovery programs…Life After Humans will be grand! How many of those did they make? Forty? And if you get tired of watching buildings grow vines, turn the channel and some scientist is filling you with doomsday horror: Any minute we could be hit by a: comet, sunburst, asteroid, falling space junk, magnetic pole shift, weather changes, Yellowstone exploding…or all of the above at once. But don’t worry…plantlife will flourish! And Michael Moore will repopulate the earth.
If the scientists don’t get you, the politicians will.
Our leaders are always coming out and putting the fear of god into all of us with “A nuclear bomb could go off at any time in any city.” Shut up already. What? Are they worried they won’t make it to their very expensive bunker where they will have to play simulated golf? What the heck are all of us out in powerless land suppose to do about it? Stock up on water and Nikes?
When did this stuff start? It’s 2012, and this is our last year on planet earth according to too many people, and if you go by the video, I should be really excited. Finally, some decent weather for my gardenia plants! Maybe if the Muslims got out of the desert they might evolved into some kind of better understanding of life. (Fat chance. Okay.)
We have been told that the Mayans started this doomsday scenario: but, the Bible didn’t help much–at least the Bible was a lot more specific. Somewhere in a field in the middle East…Russia, and the United States, are going to kill each other off, and then Jesus will come down, and save all the “believers.” and then Muhammad will appear out of some well on a flying horse, and say “Thank you Jesus for giving me the infidel” And Jesus who is really working for Muhammad (according to the Muslims) will give all the good souls to Allah. They both agree that the people they don’t like are going to Satan.
Rick Santorum is going to be overwhelmed.
Then came the nuclear arms race. Everybody got the big bombs. Russia or Castro was going to detonate and we were all going to die. Now, we have Iran, and dirty bombs, and bird flu, and weapons of mass destruction, and too many young Chinese boys without something to do, and EMP’s, and Al Gore…and horrible schools that damn you to flipping hamburgers the rest of you life.
Al Gore– got so mad upon losing the election, he had to take it out on us. He claims that we all need to be punished with carbon taxes before it’s too late. Prince Charles already thinks it too late.
This will of course be as the Bible predicted: earthquakes, disease, tornadoes, tsunami, and more wars. And it’s not bad enough that we have to hear about it constantly, we have to now watch our destruction daily on 52-inch HD screen TV’s. I don’t know about you, but by the time I got to the end of the movie 2012, I wanted to sink all the rich snobs that made it to the boats. If the peons didn’t get to live, then why should they?
Spielberg had to make War of the World, and hit us forever more with his sitcom…”Falling Skies” in which it’s aliens that will suck out our brains. I’m beginning to think he has one in his basement.
And frankly, nobody notices that most of the brains have been sucked dry already, and instead of planning a decent, and sensible future for the planet, promoting movies that have great and optimistic endings, they’d much rather make a lot of money scaring us to death.–which is really is just some very clever minds sucking up what’s left of everyone’s money.
Maybe I should blame Rod Sterling. Or JFK. Or Nostradamus. Or Billy Graham. Or the people who have donated $75 millions dollars to reelect Obama. I mean really? Where did all THAT money come from? To me that says that some big money guy somewhere is buying our destruction.
Okay…so they’ve talked about it for so long, it’s now coming true. In Mark Steyn’s new book “After America” he says this:
“For American, the best-case scenario is that Washington’s ruling kleptocracy sleepwalks its subjects into smaller homes, smaller cars, smaller lives, and soft despotism so beguiling they don’t notice it’s over until late in the day. A more likely prospect is a catastrophically convulsed America that descends into Balkanized ruin and social collapse on a planet with no global order in which the formerly hyperpower still makes the most inviting target. “
You can thank Mark for not sugar-coating it. I sure he found the riots in Orlando today over Nikes will more than help his book sales.
You know, in the last depression at least THEY had Disney and Shirley Temple to escape all the gloom. What have we got? Brittany Spears? Whitney Houston? Dead drug addicts and American Idol Contests?
Today, a friend was dining in a popular chain Mexican restaurant here in St. Louis, called Casa Gallardo. Some men came in, and told everyone to get out. All the stores in St. Louis had closed. I watched all the major businesses close here: Ford, Busch, Pontiac, Chrysler, McDonald Douglass..then many of the big malls. Now..major restaruants chain. Who are we kidding? This summer. The post office. Obama is gutting the military. The economy is not going to come back.
Nobody Thinks this is a planned destruction. Too many people made too much money. Too many leaders were in bed with too many bankers. Too much was said about “globalization” being the wonder of the world. I don’t know…nobody is just tired of being bombarded daily with the end of the world.
I’m ready for the “Good Ship Lollipop.” That next Star Trek movie is going to make billions. I don’t know about you…but I’m Bunkerfunked.
The Chicago Obamacrats…
Nobody Wonders’
Michelle Obama and the Obamamites were just taking their 16th vacation in Aspen, (wonder how many people had to get OFF the hill) tired from all the sun in fun in Hawaii…but somehow made it home to hear their Daddy sing: “Sweet Home Chicago” which obviously is where Obama is going back. But not before he throws himself a few more big parties.
Nobody Thinks since Paul McCartney was such a big hit at the Grammy’s they had to give Mick Jagger some prime time of his own.
Although Obama didn’t hit those notes quite right…he sures knows how to make himself flash…notice how he left the stage like a true rock star,..just like James Brown. That was rehearsed. Trust me on that.
Tonight is another Republican debate, so Obama has come out and claimed the economic issue today by giving “corporations” a tax break. Of course, it’s not if you read the fine print.
BUT…on CNN all day was the talking point..
“All the republicans want to do is focus on religion and contraception, when we should be paying attention to the economy!”
Really? THEY introduced the subject in the first place with George Stephanopoulos bringing up the absurd notion that Republicans wanted to get rid of contraceptives while he was interviewing Mitt Romney. They must think the American people have attention spans of gerbils.
One thing for sure, we should all be singing the blues witnessing the devastation being done to our country by our Chicago thug in Chief: Barack Capone. 
Having said that…Nobody Thinks Williams Shatner, at 81, looks better than both Paul and Mick.
Nobody’s Perfect: Chris Christie VS John Burri
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, I almost started with the imperfect, miserably rich and miserable about it, Whitney Houston, who evidently was pretty stoned before she forgot to get out of the bathtub…and then came to find out, today that Whitney’s problems were NOT caused by Bobby Brown, or drugs, but because America is just so homophophic. You see, she was madly in love with a woman named Robyn, (according to THE MAIL) but had to hide her feelings, because if the American homophophic country had found out, they wouldn’t have bought her records.
After all..look what happened to Ellen DeGeneres. (Yeah, my point exactly.)
A “gay” friend had this to say about Whitney and her true love: Robyn: (See picture–Robyn is the blond.)
“When I met them, it was obvious they were madly in love. Their intimacy and affection was so sweet and romantic. They held hands in the back of the car like teenage sweethearts. Clearly more than just friends, they were a gorgeous couple and so happy together. To see their love was infectious and uplifting. I want to see a more tolerant society where people don’t feel the need to marry to deflect rumors of homosexuality, and where they are not driven to self-destruction because of their inability to accept and express their love for a person of the same sex.”
Touching. Whitney HAD to marry Bobby Brown, because of those rotten people in America.
But Whitney is not in our contest this week…the contest is between Ann Coulter’s favorite New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, and a grieving patriotic father: John Burri. You see, Chris Christie lowered the American flag in honor of Whitney Houton.
This from AP:
John Burri lost a son in Iraq and believes lowering flags to half-staff should be done to commemorate military personnel who gave their lives in service to the United States — not celebrities like Whitney Houston. So John took New Jersey’s flag out, and burned it in his barbeque pit. Army Specialist Eric Burri was a gunner on a Humvee when he was killed in 2005 after an explosive device detonated near his vehicle in Baghdad. Then-Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm ordered flags lowered in his memory.
Nobody Says: Good for John Burri. I don’t think he went far enough. He should have thrown in Chris Christie’s picture too.
Wait…you can burn our honorable flag in this country, but– I’m pretty sure if John had burnt Chris Christie’s picture he would have been picked up by the FBI.
Okay…smart man. 
According to the Federal rules for lowing the American flags is this;(Wikipedia)
Flags should never be lowered for recognition of death to celebrities unless they are military.
The flag historically has been lowered on Memorial day, Patriot Day, Pearl Harbor day, Death of a President or former President, vice President, Supreme Court chief justice, speaker of the House of Representatives, member of the Cabinet, governors, Senators, or the resident commissioner of Puerto Rico.
Whitney was none of these.
Chris Christie needs to shore up black votes for himself and Mitt Romney so he said this:
“I am disturbed by people who believe that because her ultimate demise — and we don’t know what is the cause of her death yet — but because of her history of substance abuse that somehow she’s forfeited the good things that she did in her life,” Christie said last week. “I just reject that on a human level.”
Let’s see…that means everyone who has done good things in their life should get the American flag lowered. I can’t wait for mine. According to the governor…we all deserve one.
Because Governor Christie choose to honor an entertainer in this way, the blogs are going wild in hot debate. 
Here’s one…from some guy in New Jersey: (I’ve left out his online names, but if you want to know the name I have for him..you can’t print it.)
“He probably voted for Bush, I’m glad his son died, it serves him right. This man is a pathetic attention whore. No one in New Jersey gives a fuck about some retard in Wyoming using his dead son to get attention.”
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect contest?
Chris Christie. Let’s hope he’s not governor when he dies. Ann Coulter can keep him. He’s just another politician…makes up his own rules, and would YOU want him running the military..or even as Vice President?
John Burri, has more integrity in his barbeque pit.
YUK! I’d Rather Eat a Dead Roach
Nobody Wins
Here’s the thing: If you are not born gay, you have a really hard time trying to imagine having sex with the same-sex. Nobody ever talks about this…and although “gay” people have been around since the beginning of man, straight people have a hard time imagining sex with another person of the same-sex. If we do, we usually go..UGK— much the same reaction we would give if somebody told us to eat a live roach.
While the liberals want to go on and on about how sex is just a natural thing..they never say that it’s also very natural to go UGH when you think of kissing the same-sex. To a liberal…all sex is good. If you don’t think so, then you’re a Nazi, religious, uptight, stupid, pervert who wants to ban all sex.
It’s not working.
No offense to any gay person, but, just as you think sex with the opposite sex is “ugh” we think the same. You have a right to your preference, we have right to our preference…right? You have a right to pursue YOUR happiness..we have a right to pursue OUR happiness, but nowhere in the Constitution does it say that YOUR happiness has to be forced on us.
Gays are 3 percent of the population…but our government wants to up that percentage for obvious reasons. They are trying to control the population. More gays, less kids.
If you listen to latest historians every great military general ever set foot on a battlefield was…gay. Alexandria the Great, loved his horse and his best generals. I don’t want to know what he did with his horse, thank you very much. In the case of Hitler: whole books have been written about his “stable.”
Okay. Gays can rule…we get it. And we can love them as people…BUT…
Nobody has a bone to pick about how we are being forced to watch gays on our TV. We watch our TV because, damn it, now we have to pay big money to watch TV, so they know not many of us turn our sets off when we’re home. You might be on your way to the bathroom, glance at the TV and there you go…some guy is kissing some other guy. Yuk.
And that’s how I got trapped. On the sitcom Las Vegas, this week, was an episode about lesbians.
I don’t know about you, but every lesbian I’ve ever known or seen, did not look like a playboy centerfold. But on this episode of Las Vegas: they were knockout sex machines. 
Here’s the story: A very beautiful brunette out to have a good time at the Casino in Las Vegas, looks across the roulette table and sees another very sexy blond. Both these girls looked like they had just gotten laid by Hugh Jackman.
They run into two other lesbian supermodels, with low-cut dresses–two women with big busts and short skirts— add the high heels, and it’s a lesbian heaven. They start salivating over the black jack table to have sex. The four lesbians rent a limo.
In the limo they trash the lowly man, who they all berate, saying that if they were with men— those men would want to go to boring car races, instead of what they were going to do. THEY were going to go to a strip club and get lap dances from the lesbians strippers. (Yeah, I thought was funny too.)
Oh..you didn’t know that most strippers were lesbians? According to the writers of LAS VEGAS..90 percent of the strippers in Las Vegas are lesbians.If you believe that, then you believe that Michael Moore has had sex with Angelina Jolie. 
The next scene of the four very voluptuous, sexy women–have them sitting at the strip bar acting exactly like a bunch of men–at a frat party…throwing bills at the girls, wanting lap dances, and commenting on the sweet asses of the strippers. I tried really hard to imagine what in the world would be appealing about some girl dancing on my lap. Honestly– I have an instant “Don’t even go there” mechanism on my brain to prevent breakdown. I couldn’t come up with a thing. 
By this time, the tall tell imagination of some man who writes the show for Las Vegas came into close view. Nobody Wonders–was he told to include Lesbians in the show? Or had he just gone to Las Vegas without his wife, and he wanted to convince his wife that when he was there… all the
women in Las Vegas are big lesbians, and so he spent no money at all on the strippers…like he told her.
And then, he put all the lesbians into his own sexual fantasy in his script. I can’t imagine any wife being that stupid, but then again, I can’t imagine the moon having rocks that turn into killer spiders either. (Apollo 18)
(Sorry, I watched that movie last night…Blair Witch on the Moon.)
This morning I turned on the news and there was a democrat senator tearing into the Catholic priests and bishops in Congress for having dare not realize they were just being used for political purposes by the right. They were just doing it because they didn’t like Obama.
The right could say the same thing about the black people. When are the blacks going to realized that the very same people who made them slaves, are keeping them on the welfare plantation?
The left feels, and has for years, that the church is cramming religion down everybody’s throat. When was the last time you saw a sitcom about people going to church, or even mentioning God?
And while they do not want to be “forced” to allow any kind of morality..they cram gays kissing down our throat every single day on all our favorite TV programs..
Nobody Wins with all this gay social engineering.
1.7 percent of the population are lesbians. They have their own “gay” cable channel. It’s about time the rest of us start turning off the shows when we see the “gay” people kissing.
After all, it’s our Constitutional right to pursue happiness, and not be grossed out. If enough people turned the channel, they’d probably stop it.
Okay. they won’t–they know we will watch it because— we also like to watch horror movies, plane crashes, car wreaks, and dog commercials.Make those lesbians look like the Playmates of the Year and every man on the planet will watch them kiss.
The ONLY thing we can do is fire all the social engineers. Nobody Thinks, they are all gay.
Now, Watch the Destruction of Rick Santorum
Nobody Knows
First it was Sarah Palin…she was the rising star that the people were hoping would run…not even George W. Bush, or Richard Nixon was vilified as much as Sarah in the press. They attacked her children, her family, even her baby. It was too much for her..she got out. Then we had Newt. Newt was destroyed by the media, and his own past. Mitt Romney ran nasty ads while claiming that he had nothing to do with those ads. The media again…attacking viciously. Yes, candidate after candidate has rose up, and then gotten knocked down.
The people know that it’s Romney who bears the Bush mantle…which hold the powerful in Washington D.C.. What they don’t tell you is that the powerful from both parties..would prefer Mitt to run.Running out of choices, the people are now going with Rick Santorum. And already, he is the next man to fall.
On the left, he is being attacked as some kind of scary religious right-winger who is out to put women back into the 18th century.
From the right..we are seeing his past. Here’s a few things we should all know about Rick, put up by Chuck Norris, (who supports Newt) on WND last Sunday.
Rick said, “I’m not saying necessarily earmarks are bad. I have had a lot of earmarks. In fact, I’m very proud of all the earmarks I’ve put in bills. I’ll defend earmarks.”
• Santorum voted to raise the national debt ceiling five times
• Santorum voted for taxes in the Internet Access Tax Bill
• Santorum had the audacity to vote to continue funding the Bridge to Nowhere rather than send the money to rebuild New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.”
• Santorum voted for CAFTA, which removes duties on textile and apparel goods traded among participating nations, resulting in nearly ALL textile companies leaving the South.
• Santorum voted for HR 3448 – Minimum Wage Increase bill
• Santorum voted for HR 796 – the protection of abortion clinics
• Santorum actively supports the Global Fund, which was created by the United Nations to fight HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis and malaria, but also “channels a large portion of its funds through Planned Parenthood’s affiliates around the world and through a British group Marie Stopes International (the largest chain of abortion mills in the UK, with 66,000 abortions a year.)… to operate in Cambodia, Fiji, Bangladesh, Sierra Leone, Uganda, Burma, Kenya, Tanzania, and other countries,” according to the pro-life Gerard Health Foundation that provides millions of dollars to pro-life groups
• Santorum opposed the tea party and its reforms in the Republican Party and conservative movement just a couple of years ago saying, “I have some real concerns about this movement within the Republican party … to sort of refashion conservatism. And I will vocally and publicly oppose it.”
So, he’s going to get attacked from the left AND the right. After Rick, the only one close to the people will be Ron Paul.
Out of the clear blue sky, Rick is the poster boy for the ‘right’ taking away woman’s right to contraception. They are using Rick to SCARE the women into thinking they won’t be able to get contraceptives, AND in Rick they found a perfect opportunity to expose the “everyone has a right to free birth control” in the Obamacare. Since there are more single women than married, they are counting on them wanting that big free handout.
FREE PILLS GIRLS! FREE ABORTIONS! Obama is your sugar Daddy!
They use to just hand out beer for votes. Baby, you’ve come a long way.
If the feminists were smart, they would have insisted on vasectomy to control the population, but instead they make the women take those pills, which many believe to be the cause of so many future cancers. If I were a man, I’d sue for my free vasectomy. Especially if I were a Liberal man. How dare they forget you.
Rick is being made to be some kind of religious zealot who will put all woman back in the home having babies, and would outlaw contraceptives. That’s absurd, but it’s their talking point. It’s the old bogey man, works every time.
His record on voting to fund abortions throughout the world, proving that he supports contraceptives, will never be mentioned. Norris likes the tea party, and Rick..well…he’s a party man. And if you had listened to Obama’s big speech today, he sounds just like a party man too…republican. So, why does Obama have to sound all patriotic? Because he needs some conservative votes.
Would Rick be better than Mitt?
Nobody Knows…but if history go on as usually…he will rise and fall with the rest. All Mitt has to do is get out-of-the-way, and both party leaders will do the work for him. It’s all about protecting the rich of Washington.
Law Student Suggest American Divorce
Nobody Gets Email
Enjoy..
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Divorce Agreement written by young college student.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. 
You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.—You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We’ll keep our SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. 
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine” , “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, or “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are The World.”
We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. –Since it so often offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Liberal Flag
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberals and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I bet you answer which one of us will need help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American.
P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin and Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi Jane) Jane Fonda with you.
P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Send More of These Guys To Washington: Mike Kelly
Nobody Flashes
This just in: Thanks to my good readers, when I get something that speaks for itself and stands alone, I’m posting it!
Mike Kelly, a Chevy/Cadillac car dealer from western PA, got himself elected and is telling the boys of the hood what he thinks…without a teleprompter. A good video to get on a day when Rick Santorum ran three states over Romney.
Enjoy.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
The NEXT Superbowl Act….
Nobody Flashes
So, how is the next artist going to beat Madonna’s Superbowl Cleopatra extravagant next year? FIRST: Don’t have any diva’s who want to get attention do nasty things to offend us, and second—
I suggest about 4,000 guitar players hooked up to lighting bolts coming down from the center of the field in Faraday suits!
Wouldn’t that be cool?
Okay, maybe a little too dangerous. …but it would be fun.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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